Triss Merigold Playboy

Tits.

What? First of all this is the Polish version, and since it's a Polish studio why the fuck not?

Second of all, Playboy has done stuff with video game characters since 2006. Link: forum.mmosite.com/thread/2/185/20091225/Playboy_annual_naked_videogame_girls-4da825a61dcba0a13-1.html

Actually, I'll translate it in full for you if you give me some bitcoin :^)

Nice

If you're gonna go 3dpd at least go all the way.

Shit taste

absolute sexist, objectifying filth. I for one am glad playboy has seen the light and reformed to be a feminist ally

What did they do to go full SJW?
How can a nude mag go sjw?

You wouldn't see this during CURRENT YEAR.

Stop the nudes. They fell for the 'I read Playboy for the articles' meme.

Only the american branch though, european and slav outlets still have the goods.

outsidethebeltway.com/playboy-to-drop-nude-pictorials/

Barber: What do you want fam
Hefner: Just fuck my shit up

Playboy's now a non-nude magazine, because pictures of naked women objectify them or some shit.

I think this decision was made at the behest of Hugh Hefner's SJW daughter. Could be wrong.

Fuck, I remember them discussing doing this, didn't think in a million years they'd actually do it. The absolute mad men.

Just to clarify, their online output is still nude though, right? They only made the paper non-nude iirc.

Thing is, old Playboy actually had good articles, and short stories. Lots of notable writers, like Arthur C Clarke, Ian Fleming, Saul Bellow, all got their stuff in Playboy. It was a well put together counter-culture magazine.

Modern Playboy has nothing but shit articles. I don't even know if they still publish short stories. The pictorials are basically photoshopped to hell, so without at least some nudity I have absolutely no idea why people would read their magazine.

I think the online stuff is non-nude, or at least the nudity is behind a paywall.

For the time ever
Playboy`s virtual star
triss merigold
geralts girl
witcher2: assassin of kings plus our report: how did polish games conquer the world

the rest is full fucking force cringy interview with triss which sounds like a fanfic written by a horny 12y old, im not translating this shit

Guess you're right. Back then it was a sophisticated magazine, they really prided themselves in their art. I laugh every time I see a 'feminist' writing for Playboy nowadays.

Fucking weird man.

Where do you think we are?

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Why did they do 3D renders instead of hiring an actual real women lookalike?
Bayonetta got a real woman lookalike.

How on earth did they go out of style?

Well they kinda did, not for Playboy though. A sexy calendar for russians or some shit.

this is a christian imageboard user. But ok, I`ll give you the first one:

P: Just tell us: do geralts eyes change shape in the bedroom the same way they do during fighting?

T: I really can make your gentials twisted like a pig`s tail with one spell so don`t push it.

P: But everyone would like to know if a witcher is better in bed then common mortals

T: I`ll just say that Geralt is masterful not only with his sword and that`ll have to do.

P: You know about him more then he knows about you. You also hid a lot from him. We would not like to call you cynical, but a lot has changed since you were a young sorceress…
T: So you`d like the pig tail after all…

P: Give it a rest. Tell us something about the photo-shoot. You were undressed by 7 artists. Was it embarrassing for you??

T: not at all. They are my virtual… fathers so I keep no secrets from them

P: They are virtual? Not you?

T: From my point of view my world is real and yours an illusion, though I`m happy they intertwine more and more.

P: I`d like to ask you about the game. In witcher 2 it`s the players who decide whether you are geralts girl or not. Why should they accept your relationship?

T: Of course for Gerlats good and his pleasure (laughter). And for those who don`t want to wait for the premiere I chose to reveal some of my strong points right now.

Getting piss stained hair stuck on your teeth kinda sucks.

you have to put a limit some where, they want the casualfags after all

This is 3DPD but it's too good man damn.

Who gives a shit, it looks pretty.

Better hygiene though and you don't have the pedo conditioning to worry about.

Man, the poles really love to overblow the witcher's success.

dude poles like stroking their collective ego more then stroking their dicks.

fug

God forbid people see nudity on the internet.

Maybe you should actually work nigger.

Witcher is like the only thing they have

Believe me, I get that there are some roast beef crotches better off unseen. But Triss is fictional, no reason for her not to have the absolute best-case scenario vag. And the ideal vag doesn't detract from aesethtics at all, it vastly improves them.

Not to mention, I've seen bigger and fuller real tits on actual real women, so why would I want totally made-up boobs that are anything short of that? In real life you got what you got short of plastic surgery, but in fiction, they're as firmly round and high as you want to draw/model them. As a fictional person, Triss should have better than those pics.

It reeks of sponsored material.

I thought Playboy dropped nudity because it was sexist and objectifying or some shit.

You sir, are a man of taste.

satan trips checked
Vintage era playboys definitely had legit writers and interesting articles.

The N.American version did, double dubs. Though iirc it claimed it's dropping that because it has nothing else to prove. Which is as bullshit as it sounds. Even leftards who haven't put the koolaid IV in their veins can smell that it's bullshit. If Playboy drops the nudity, it's branding is still playboy. There's other 'lad culture' mens magazines that has no nudity but cleavage and ass cracks that takes that market space, and playboy won't be seen as the hot new shit in that market. It will be seen as a weak ass old biddy who won't even flash tiddies and slits. Playboy without nudes is as brilliant as new coke.

It was partly that and it was partly, I think, because Playboy want expand their market share. They want to start selling to Arabs and the Chinese, people under heavy censorship. Which ironic because I think it was Playboy in which Salman Rushdie wrote that a society in which people aren't free to look at porn is not a free society.

Vintage era Playboy also had some stuff that they'd rather keep forgotten and in the past. There's another one that i'd rather not post.

They're going to fail with that business plan. People in censored countries may have shit like Maxim, neutered further to their local censor laws. But when they want Playboy, they want the Playboy with tits and vag. They don't want Playboy that is the equivalent of Maxim, GQ, or Stuff.

Post it anyways!

Yeah, I mean I get that some of those illustrations are about underage sex jokes, it would not fly in current year, unless it's Salon defending "good pedos" for some reason. On the other hand I'm going, they're not 3dpd, it's illustrations. Sheeeit mang, even old disney and wb cartoons had some stuff they don't want to bring up anymore. At the same time, IMO I don't want it purged to the memory hole either.

user, you know that now everyone wants you to post it. Right?

post 'em all faggot

Well, if you really can't live without your high quality polish smut…

First screen got only some shitty headline text, it's really just:
Virtual Playboy's Star
Triss Merigold
Geralt's girlfriend
Glitcher 2 Assasin of Brains (you get the idea)

The second page is already translated, but hell, it's not like I am not wasting my time here anyway:
P: Please tell us, do Geralt's eyes change shape in the bedroom just as they do during combat?
T: I really can make your vitals twist like a pig's tail. So don't get on my nerve.

P: But everyone would want to know what makes The Witcher better in "those things" compared to ordinary mortals.
T: Let's just say that swords are not the only things Geralt wields expertly. And this is as much of an answer as you are going to get!

P: You know more about him than he does about you. You also hide a lot of things from him. We don't want to accuse you of being cynical, but you sure changed a lot since your early days as a sorceress (*tips menorah*)…
T: So you REALLY do want to have that pigtail on your front?

P: Just give me a break! So maybe tell us about the session? You were undressed by seven artists. Wasn't that at all embarassing to you?
T: Not at all. They are my virtual… fathers. I don't keep secrets from them.

P: Virtual? Isn't it you who is virtual?
T: From where I'm sitting it's my world that is real and yours is a fake. But it gives me joy that they mingle more and more.

P: Oh yeah, on that topic, I wanted to ask you about the game before we wrap this up. In it, it's the player's decision whether you end up a Geralt's woman or not. Why should they choose to make you a pair?
T: Well, for Geralt's sake of course (keks externally)! But for those that don't want to hold on their decision until the game's release, I've decided to win them over right now. By means of PLAYBOY.

Third screencap is just some credits, I don't give enough of a fuck to TL that.

Fourth page:

Legendary sorceress Triss Merigold. Geralt's hot partner from the soon-to-be-released second installement of Witcher series. Seductive, sexy and NAKED - that's possible only in PLAYBOY , you won't see that on your computer screens [oh the sweet irony], because she won't strike those poses in the game. We present to you this extraordinary session, exclusive to PLAYBOY. Find out exactly how blurred the border between what's real and what's virtual really gets.

Page 5 incoming, posting this so the server doesn't fuck itself dead.

This is more cringe worthy than I could have ever imagined.

cmon user

Yeah, there's no sound version and I can't find the video besides on the official website where you need to pay for it. Sorry fam.

I got it, hold on 2 sec

i think the source is the blurry watermark in the corner

Page 5:

P: Millions of people all around the world read about you, and then another million sees you on their screens. Wasn't this session a way to impress your sorceress colegues by any chance?
T: Don't try and suspect me for having such low motivations. I do admit, we sorcessess

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based user, also nice dubs

Shit forgot to spoiler please don't kill me.

can't really read that watermark though, somethingerotic.com?

thelifeerotic

thanks man

See that blurriness kid? thats a lens with vaseline, even in the 90s they had photoshop

higher quality

pt2

You fags dont get it

Soccermoms are the ones that buy Playboy

at this point I believe it

what was wrong with Playgirl?

Women don't get as excited from visuals as men do so I guess playgirl would be kinda meh for them. Smutty novels are more their speed.

Would be nice, if not for those ugly yellow fake fingernails.

So playgirl would be really read for articles, eh? Or rather smutty short stories.

ALL THE FUCKING VASELINE IN THE WORLD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Playboy doesn't even have nudes anymore. They still have lewds and centerfolds, but no nipples and limited butt shots.

Looking at this made me realize how my grandmother's drawing, painting and fabric painting are a lot similar to classic disney movies

those are the best girls

nice
do you know her name?

nvm found it
it's nicole btw

I think there's a little bit too many nicoles in the world for just the first name being enough

What, are you really going to read playboy for the articles?

you could just search for "thelifeerotic nicole" on kat or something name of the video is nicole high temperature

You ever masturbate so much you sound like bacon in a frying pan?

Is that all you've got?

Breathe, user.

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Fuck yes user I`ve been wanting to check out her Playboy photo session for a while now.

Technically, you should smear it on a cheap lens filter, not the lens itself. Speaking of, that's where the word filters in photoshop come from.