*knock knock*

*knock knock*
ruff ruff

I'd just

ruff ruff ruff, roo?

I''d just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Holy fuck. I'm dying.

posting in an epic thread

Uh, just one. No, make that 2.

lol

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy

*knock knock*
Who's there?

The Jew

Jew who?

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

hahahahahahaha

*knock knock*
*Sigh* Who's there?

A big guy

*Sigh* A big guy who?

A big guy for you

Ha ha ha ha hahahhaaha

*knock knock*
ruff ruff

FBI we know you have the bodies

Ruh-roh

Forgot your pick, you fucking faggot, you either respect the game, or get out

Can we just skip to the birth scene already?

*audience laughter*

There was cool stuff that happened before that as well

This is wonderful.