Webm thread, dying pig edition

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How is that accurate?

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Oh man, PewDiePie actually made me giggle a little bit. That's pretty fucking good.

Is pewdiepie redpilled?

It's the clean up in process

It's the Future are Nige would have wanted gone awry.

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Fucking casuals
I have all the stories by Robert E.Howard if you want me to upload them to MEGA

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So how's everyone doing today?

some oc for ya

I own the books myself, and I agree that these are horseshit in comparison, but they are amusing.

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you make me wanna…

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noice

man, the 80s were rad as fuck

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Some of the shit was pretty awesome.

hell, nothing held a candle to this.

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>tfw we'll never get a platinum game of Silverhawks with an equally as fucking awesome soundtrack

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Isn't he a swede?

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Anyone got Fesh Pince 1?

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Is this what you're gonna use to "redpill" normalfags? You could have toned down the Holla Forums cheesiness and dropped the (((parentheses))) and choose someone that didn't sound like he was going thru puberty.

I dont believe that this is actually oc, prove it post a screenshot of the video editing files.

That was made by an individual so he can't help his voice.

All the cool effects make it seem like a scientology video or something.

it's not

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I have seen that one posted before but I am implying the edit is not an original edit, that he did not make it and that it was made on or by 4cuck cause of the file size.

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Still the best adventure movie ever made

And second best adventure movie

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here friendo

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Imagine how hot it would be in one of those things?

Nice webms, dipshit.

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Am I missing something? Why'd the dude turn into a lego block?

0/10

Nevermind this thread is obviously cancer.

God damn we're good at this.
Anyone put it on youtube and shared it for salt?

I am disappointing that you are ignorant of the quality things we have actually made and instead confuse a youtube eceleb with our superior quality videos. That was an anti social-justice youtube called chrisraygun.

it came out well before that was a thing

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yup

>tfw i learned the song was done by the band The Turtles
>tfw mario goes into a homicidal rage when he hears anything relating to turtles

The life of a plumber is tough.

And?
Does that make it impossible to edit?

Not everything has to be made into a shitty meme.

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I KNOW WHERE THIS GOES

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It's related to idolmaster

Ah fuck. I thought someone animated a Holla Forums sings or something.

I mean, it'd take us a decade but we'd actually have animation- right?

what the fuck man, hes a urinal…

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I love this movie.

There was a sort of claymation version of this, but I cannot remember the name of it.

it was about a boy who gave his last food rations to an old man in the woods. The old man created for him a swan ship out of snow that could fly and said it belong to the boy "So long as he did not turn away anyone who requested to join him".

Naturally he meets a bunch of odd folks; an archer with a large eye, a knight with one leg tied behind his back, a man with huge ears, a farmer with the "coldest crop", and his wife who seemed overweight.

Eventually shit happened and they are imprisoned and have to pass a bunch of "trials" that are actually deathtraps.

First is an archery contest and the bowman has the world's strongest bow and a zoom lense eye and perfect aim.

Next was getting an apple from a tree before sundown that was a million miles away, so the soldier untied his leg and ran there, but fell asleep there and the archer had to wake him up.

Then they were to take a bath but they were going to be boiled alive, so the man with the "coldest crop" chilled the flames and made it a spa.

Finally game the last task; a massive meal, and if so much as one scrap was left, they would be executed.

Turns out the farmer's wife had super hunger and could eat as little and as much as she wanted and anything anyone else didn't eat, she did at mach speed.

i WISH I could remember the name of it!

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damn right he is.

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vegans.webm

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None of the Holla Forums sings are any good because you are not elitist. Open participation leads to mediocrity. Learn.

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This guy should keep his day job.

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What do you mean by this?

>>>/cuckchan/

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Well brote was almost in tears.

stop

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figures that a cdprcuck wouldn't know how to read.

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for a while i thought this was about our Holla Forums

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What show is this? Man, what I wouldn't give for a ss13 themed show. The hard part would be controlling the autism.

Mr. Pickles

i really hope this game is good, but
>episodic release well they said there will only be 2 episodes but let's see, im going to pirate it anyways

Rumor on the wind is that you have to just figure out for yourself what the fuck is going on. If they keep the atmosphere and still have goals and places to go and explore, leaving portions of the story up to the player, it could be very good.

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Fuck minions

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savage

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Post them on /pdfs/ please

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I still remember how the devs of that got really asshurt about all the shitposting and blamed Holla Forums/GG for it. Then they made it ignore some posts so that stopped all the shitposting.

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Shame, that was the only thing it was good for.

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those guys are fucking great

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Oh God, just fucking end my suffering.

Ops, didn't mean to reply to you. Meant to reply to this:

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WHAT IS THAT
The webums name shall better be the sauce or else

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I found this.
They seem like they legitemately want to make this game

Anyone got the webm for retards guide?

god shes such an annoying cunt.

i'm glad you get to kick her ass in disgaea games

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Making jew jokes isn't a "secret redpill chan inside-joke", you fucking teenager.

good job

heh, I know Africans really belivie in there is a single black race but do 'murricans still buy that "white raic" thing?

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we need more pirate songs

It'll likely be either average or just another disappointment.

What a time to be alive.

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Is that Milo ?

Missed opportunity.

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Damn right it is.

please use archive.is/scorn-is-a-disturbing-horror-shooter-in-two-parts/

One can hope it's at least good.

I find it more offensive that he's named after a sandwich made with beef, not pork.

Can someone tell me what this is?

I'm saying the complete opposite of "it's offensive". Everyone has made jew jokes for a very long time (whether ironically or not), and it's embarrassing that you 16 year olds think it's your own counter-culture redpill meme. The fact that you think "imageboards" are just edgy secret clubhouses doesn't help your case either.

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Mmm, I can feel it's purring in my throat.

It's a parade and it's a scene of a movie, not going to spoon feed you any more than this.

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Why are they trying to play this seriously when they just top it off by having the pig poof into a fucking two-dimensional sausage? Why even bother with the theatrics?

muh dick

Just telling me it was a movie was enough to find it. I wasn't sure if it was a music video or something else. Thanks

why do I even bother living?

Kinda reminds you of something

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They're in this weird ass Format and layout in HTML documents. I'll start uploading now.

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Here you go.
mega.nz/#!YYRgRSIZ!8tb38bWyR5u2gL2UeGjZ4c3X0umMEeWHH9Z1N8ZFyP4

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dude
those things were the shit

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Is that a wombat at 0:58?

Hell yeah.

I was so disappointed that this trailer seemed to start off being a re-envisioning of it but it's not and is more like a whole "boy and his monster" sort of story.

oedipus
anyone have the ear rape version of this all zoomed in?
i saw it posted in some other thread but forgot to save it.

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lol that was cute

That actually looks kinda good.

Would godzilla have an AT field?

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I don't know if the point of this webm is to elicit cringe, but holy shit that battlestation he's got
makes me wet.

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Considering an AT field is the representation of the physical soul…

Yes.

And GMK's Godzilla's AT field would rend the earth asunder.

I think it's because it's not trying to cash in on any pre-existing IP.

I'd go see it.

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is the show actually that cool?

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That's fucking awesome

Screaming half-naked Frenchman with delicious flat-chested half-naked French girl. Can't go wrong.

post the webm version next time

Are there any more of these?

there is more, put some of them future nudity so I can't really post them here.

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Are you fckin jokin m8?

Are you fucking retarded?

Just spoiler them

You can post porn if you spoiler it.

Can you try to sound less gay?

You make me sick.

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This is not my first day here, I got banned for this at least 7 times this year alone. Her name is Ariel Rebel, google it.

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In places. The animation is odd and the physics of the galaxy of Limbo are weird.

But for confirmation, the big bad guy transforms from a hulking monster into a chrome plated hulking monsters, and he does it by chanting a fucking fantastic chant, seen here

And here.

Yes, characters are killed.

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Rankin Bass cartoons were fucking bawss.

Classic cartoons like these deserve more love.

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we have managed to condense autism into liquid, now we can sell it at the markets to power our sperg machines.

Holy shit what game is this? I need to emulate it.

Never mind. I just looked up Neptune man and found it.

Kinnikuman Muscle Grand Prix Max 2 for PS2. Jap only.

Ah ok. Yeah I make sure to mostly keep the right file name.

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totally. Gonna scrounge up a couple more I can remember seeing.

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The best part was when they were video games too.

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it's like ytmnd all over again.

You need to be remanded to psychiatric care.

there has to be more then just this video and the one with the bird for animals contributing to shine

Yeah, time for a little rehab.

I just webm'ed it because I've gone insane.

at least its origina and not another shitty politically correct remake

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You will need

-One pound of lean ground meat

-Half a can of tomato paste (probably a 369ml can)

-One onion (probably a yellow/Spanish one there)

-One tablespoon of mustard

-1/2 cup of breadcrumbs

-2 Egg (probably the large one of XL)

-One half of a bacon pkg (500g/2)

-One cup of Grated Mozzarella cheese.

1. Preheat the oven at 400 Farenheit

2. Shove everything except the cheese in a bowl and mix it with your hand.

3. Spread it all in a rectangular shape

4. Put the cheese on the rectangle of meat

5. Roll it like a Swiss roll

6. Put it in the oven for one hour

Don't even know why this webm was posted here. Were you looking for a translation?

Is it not obvious?

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It really has that going for it.

because qt gril

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It's a norwegian folktale named "Askeladden og de gode hjelperne". Google it.

What show is that?

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Oh crap this is making me hard.

It's kind of a shame that the VHS rips of the Captain Power VHS game tapes are so low quality. They're bad even in terms of VHS rips and 100% of them are in a low framerate so they don't even work correctly anymore.

I should really do something about that one day. Honestly, it would make for a good proper video game now that technology has caught up to the original idea.

You're talking about that shitty 3DPD skeleton with no ass or any attractive trait?

Also funny thing, the title "Pain de viande fourré" literally translate to "Fucked Meatloaf"

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She's french after all

Damn it.

Thank you kind soul. Have some claymation.

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Hmm, seems close but that's not it. What you mentioned HAS a stop motion movie of it, but like I said, the flying shit was made of snow.

The whole movie was in english.

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I wish you luck user.

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Be a pioneer. Do the right thing.

Is this real? Was this really recorded in 2001? If by the one in a million chance it is then god damn.

Yeah, you can tell by how old the flatscreen is.

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Hmm… I go by mountain time and I remember that i had to be woken up to see it on the news and that it was some time around 11 am, meaning at latest, it was something like… 1 pm?

I mean, I don't fucking know, that was 15 years ago.

Could be some guy in the UK. They would be 5 hours ahead. So 3:10PM would put the recording shortly after South Tower collapsed.

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It would purely be for my own autism and nostalgia, since anyone who has the hardware to play the games likely also has the tapes.
The only capture device I even have isn't x64 compatible, which kind of sucks.

It's just a gaming oddity that I'd like to preserve one day. It's not great, but it's a little bit ahead of its time in terms of genre considering it's from 1987.
It's probably the reason Artmic's mecha designs give me such a large boner too.

And I'm spent for now.

Enjoy the newly converted webms. I hope to see folks spreading them around.

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both are incomprehensible, they're perfect for each other.

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It could have been better with this.

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Anyone know who performs this version of Bei mir bist du schoen?

not only that, the song is merged with the instrumental cover of Kendrick Lamar's Swimming Pools. It's a good song and isn't quite nigrger territory.

I ai'nt gonna bother translating this recipe.

Both element are shit tier

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whats the point

That reminds me of some OC I made, I even have proof.

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It must me my lucky day.

Also:

Have you ever even met a black person?

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requesting musical besiege nazi death camp

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is that the same voice actor as miss frizzle from magic school bus?

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Kojima has greatly exceeded expectations.

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