Evolve is going F2P

Evolve is going F2P

talk.turtlerockstudios.com/t/a-message-to-our-community/87816

And the devs are going to revamp some of the gameplay mechanics.

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I may give it a shot then

Steamcharts link for those interested. LOL
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How long until stillborn also goes F2P?

This is seriously what they should have fucking done in the first place. It never had enough content to justify a price tag, especially not a $60 price tag when it has less content than Battlefield 1943.

Maybe people that bought it here will finally be able to play a match without waiting forever, who knows.

Hopefully never so that Gearbox dies.

I don't think so, by selling it for cash money they were able to rope in handicapped fucks who were willing to pay full price for the game.

Half a million Steam owners.

Good. I've been wanting to play it but due to having no friends, the massive price tag including DLC, and the lack of players, I never did. Maybe it'll have enough people to play now.

I wonder how many console users bought it and feel ripped off in comparison

They're console users so 100% of them would feel ripped off. I'm guessing it sold around 2 million.

It's not a good idea since I sadly liked the game played in an evolve tournament

If you guys thought the game was casual before it is gonna be worse

Every hunter gets an arena

Hunters have regen health now resulting certain medics being useless while other ones who can't heal being super OP

this was to stop monster players from running to stage 3 some stupid bullshit people made up since they couldn't play medic or trapper and they said was fucking "toxic"

The devs AND the publisher are pants on head retarded they focus to much on esports and not fun they should have let us have a mode where we control wildlife not this 1v4 bullshit

I'll play again but it's gonna crash and burn since the changes are so fucking retarded

Also for those into wraithporn they made a hunter who injected herself with wraith DNA resulting in a wraith human hybrid

how's the character creation?

can i make cute grills?

I take it they want to appeal to the porn fans now?

Soon, maybe a few months.

I knew the guy who made wraith

He is actually really proud at the fact everyone was attracted to her


Also there is another female monster but she's a spider

And the fucking game devs knew it one of the hunters has a line of

Well shit, now I wanna try it if the creator is fine with there being porn of his game.

Or almost want to try it if the filesize wasnt so huge

You won't like the female hunters I guess Caria is cute


It's wraith or nuthin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LET'S ONLY TALK ABOUT AAA TRASH THAT WE DONT EVEN LIKE

HAHAHA IGNORE ALL OBSCURE OR GOOD GAME THREADS WHERE WE DISCUSS AND SHARE NEW TITLES

Why the fuck would I talk about a good game when I can just go play said game, instead?

It's much more interesting to shit-talk bad games and revel in the schadenfreude.

Enjoy ruining Holla Forums then, I guess

Holla Forums has and will be ruined until summer ends.

Talking about videogames not allowed on videogame specific board. Yet you probably do nothing about the "not vidya even in the slightest" template threads. Also
>we
Fuck outta here

She doesn't have dem hips though so who cares

good luck.

What the fuck compare her to the other hunters


What the hell was turtle rock doing

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I sorta enjoyed it because I was a godlike Kraken, and a pretty great Goliath. Once I learned how to play on people's fear it became pretty decent.

Had some fun playing as humans with friends.

I didn't go in expecting much and let myself get immersed by the jungle, startled birds, and all the other shit,s o I had a decent time. I love the Monster Hunter games and I liked the feeling of stalking/being stalked by/as massive monsters. I really like kaiju stuff in general so I didn't mind too much.

Even the co founder just called it a "DLC Shitstorm". I agree, I thought it was pretty retarded. I didn't mind the cosmetic skins, but when actual content got locked behind a paywall I was just done.

UNLEASH THE KRAKEN

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I wish the game had been more focused on the act of actually tracking and hunting on an alien planet.

I feel like the game could have been good if TR hadn't wasted their efforts on trying to appeal to the e-sperts crowd.

I agree.

Hydes pretty catachan apparently in the statement one of the devs admitted to the dlc mishaps though

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hello fellow reddit
/upvoted

It said flood detected. I just added shit to make it go through.

Retain your autism

Post wraith porn.

That proves you spammed it, nigger.

Again, when you get the "Flood detected; post discarded" message, your post went through. Don't modify it in any way or you will post it multiple times.

Those are some really bad tattoos.

You from reddit? Cuckchan? Probably reddit, cuckchanners still have no idea what the fuck they're doing.

How about you fuck off, newfag?

haha

Honestly, I think if Evolve had been a slow-paced, large scale game it could have been alot of fun. Give the monster a big evolution tree that starts out with base traits like:


and as it advances further it can purchase abilities and skills


Then you can allow the hunters to buy their starting gear, but with the catch that they don't know what initial abilities the monster took. Give them the ability to sacrifice some money to get clues to help their choices.

As for the game play itself, give the players a few square miles, with objectives for each side to complete. Slow things down, where tracking the monster takes time, or taking steps to set up a sniper's perch above a suspected route could be worth it. Up the lethality for each side, but with limitations for each side. The monster should be absolutely deadly if it closes with you, but has to put itself at risk. Hunters should have tools that can hinder the monster badly, but require preplanning and time to utilize (such as a heavy sniper rifle that must be mounted to be used, but inflicts crippling damage). To encourage the monster to fight, make every kill it achieves give DNA points that can be used to buy evolutions, or areas such as nuclear waste dumps that it can loiter in, perhaps gaining random evolutions.

I don't know, I'm just another idea guy. But I love the idea of asymmetrical multiplayer, and Evolve was a disappointment in that I got bored with it half a dozen games into the beta.

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The general consensus is that while everyone but the creator reaches maximum disgust at the slightest notion from anybody about the Wraith's attractiveness, the creator himself admits to mutuality, and even tells that he intended such things to happen.

He took advantage of the funding for a AAA game, on the CryEngine, for this.

Would /d/ be proud?

You know, I was originally going to say how I wanted to be able to choose an evolution path that allowed you to basically play as an Predator/xenomorph, but I figured it'd be stretching it a bit far.

Two threads on this dead game?

Hmm…

Probably has something to do with the last thread derailing so the marketers abandoned it.

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They never actually answer this question

wew lad

Note that the headress is reminiscent of the kind worn by Snad Nigger women minus the face covering.

They shouldn't have to cater to people that want Wraith lewds, with Wraith hybrids. They have to cater to Muslims, too, so they threw sand people into the mix.

Take your ellipsis and shove it up your ass.

Has anyone even played the game? What was so appealing about it? I mean it looks like a walking simulator with guns, then a few bullet sponge fights. Where is the skill based gameplay? Following the marker towards the monster character? I don't understand

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Teamwork is supposed to be the appeal.

WHY does she have fucking random neon blue tubes all over?
Is that supposed to be how she "injects DNA" into herself?
It looks more like she just left a rave.

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It's free now? Might actually play it now. 0 dollars is exactly the right price.

She doesn't have a dick, so no.

So how much grind to unlock a monster or any of the other DLC shit?

So you jaded fags finally gonna give a go for the most underrated title of 2015?

Such as? How much will it change from the old gameplay?
I remember seeing the trailer for this game years ago and it seemed same of the old yet fun, but i never tried it.

This gives a nice smug feel, all that shilling didnt prevent such end.
Battleborn is next.


IS that a start of David with jewish scriptures in it, what the fuck ?

Other than that, tit and ass.

Nah, I didn't even play it once both times I was in the beta

They are attempting to make the hunters rely less on the medic's and trappers skill. Which is basically gonna butcher the uniqueness the gameplay's design, but hey, if plebs want accessible instant-gratification garbage, then I guess it's worth the shot. Watered-down game is better than no game.

I've been waiting for this day for a long time.
I played the beta but my computer had a hard time handling it at the time and by the time I upgraded the game was pretty dead.
I am assuming that the jewish tricks are only going to get worse but hopefully they will at least be ignorable

Oh, it's actually some very important and amazing changes. They utterly fix all the problems the game has.

You know all that thing about the monster always running from the players during S1&2? I mean, why would the monster attack then? He's weaker than the hunters and he can't win, might as well prolong the game to S3, right?
Well they fixed it! Now every hunter has the Dome ability AND it's centered on the Monster! So if a single hunter SEES you and uses that ability, no running for you, you gotta fight them now. This completely solves the problem, I'm sure of it.
No way will the Monster just circlestrafe around obstacles during the whole duration of the Dome and then run away!
No way the Monster is now more likely to use stealth even more to avoid every fight and make the game even more boring!

But that's not all! There were a lot of "toxic gamers" that spent all gayme going: "Our medic is shit, he doesn't heal anything at all" while the medic just kep muttering "I have this as lowest in my preferences, why was I picked to this role…". BUT THEY SOLVED IT! How? Base Health Regen for everyone. Yeah, cod-tier solution right there.
But get this, because this is fucking brilliant… It only works when you aren't taking damage, which means the Medic is still very important, he just doesn't look important anymore. TOTALLY FIXING THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

They also said they are gonna give more health and skill points to the Monster right from the start as if that does anything good at all.
It's either not enough to make fights worthy it during S1&2, just a bandaid so the monster doesn't die during the first Dome, or…
It's too much and he can win engagements with the Hunters at S1, leading to everyone immidatly rushing the Hunters and winning most games really fucking fast.


That implies the game was actually good.
The entire concept was fucked up from day 1 of dev cycle and was never fixed. Hunters are more agressive than the Monster, how bad can you fuck up that you let this happen?

Go back to your twitch-shit instagib-garbage.
Good teams could dome and hurt any stage 1 monster with medium effort. The problem with the game was that it relies on teamplay, and the average fucktard is incapable of such.

I'm sorry user. It's my fault. I forgot the :^) in there.
The is shit because the Monster has all the interest in avoiding fights until S3 leading to an incredibly boring ealy game for the Hunters, who just happen to be 80% of the players in that match. This much is a fact.

But I didn't said the Dome was a good idea, I was actually mocking it. It's a terrible way to "fix" things that doesn't accomplish anything. It's literally a temporary situation (as soon as it goes down, the Monster resumes fleeing) and even when it's up, some Monsters will just "pillar dance" like they are playing Nethack.

They should have given the Monster a reason to actually fight during those stages, not yet another reason to avoid the Hunters.

No. This is a problem with the players and\or the teams themselves, not the game.
Are you gonna say the problem with FPS is that it relies on aiming and the "average fucktard is incapable of such"?

Your game is dead anyway, might as well try changes and f2p. If you like it so much you should be happy because otherwise youd be stuck with a DLC ridden dead game, its not like those are going to be the only changes they will make

Futafags on /d/ are an annoyingly loud minority, like the boxfags on /o/, the lolbergs of Holla Forums, and the compfags of Holla Forums.

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Amount of media hype and advertising does not equal to ratings.


What's a lolberg?

A living joke; the Libertarian.

Nah, stormniggers are worse.

That sounds like the talk of someone who thinks free will is not a myth!

Your home is that way: 4chan.org/

They should pay you for the time you waste playing this crap tbh fam.

Go cry to your hugbox, closet-commie.

It was quite painful to watch this happen.

I think part of the reason this game bombed could be due to the retarded playbase.

The rapids of your nearest river await you, sloth.

They fucking ruin the board, though. They make threads constantly and shit up other threads.

I tried the beta. It was badly optimized as fuck, just the requirements it needed to run managed to reduce it's market a whole lot.
It was a bad idea then that did not work and the matchmaking took ages.
I've just heard threads from that point onward and all I hear makes me glad I never bought it.

Going f2p isn't gonna work though. The kind of people that has a PC good enough to run the game don't really care about 60$, the kind that generally jumps on f2p games has toasters, though. Really dunno who they actually think they are gonna bring to the game with this move…


Nothing retarded in following the meta if the meta is the only sensible choice. I'm sure a lot of people actually tried to fight before S3 and it didn't worked as well as they hoped.

Exactly. The same can be said for the other minorities.

At least Holla Forums bullies them on a regular basis. The same must be done to the boxfags and their annoying watmachines on /o/, as of right now, they are the least abused of the ones I listed.

It has nothing to do with the horseshoe-theory, you fucking idiot.

What meta?

The meta of directly running after a faster object in the hopes of catching it? instead of heading it off?

The meta of "I can't beat them now, there's no point in fighting" for the monster.

Another poster in another thread tried to argue that, since the Monster regains health everytime he Evolves, he can afford some confrontation in S1 and S2 to down a few hunters and get an advantage in S3.
This is a valid strategy I guess, but if almost nobody is using it, than it's most likely not considered worth the risk. Which is understandable seeing how the Monster doesn't need any advantage to win at S3 and he's risking the whole game if he fights in S1 or S2

Ok, I wasn't talking about that in the slightest.

I was talking about dropping a dome on the monster and watching the retards run after it whilst it does laps.

S1 fights are possible with the goliath and wraith (albeit at a distance) if the player exploits those plant things and abuses cliffs.

It's all highly situational though; I don't think the monster should have a good chance of winning an early fight, considering how broken the wraith/kraken was on alpha/beta.

post wraith

your link doesn't work, i click on the wizard but neither it or the text seem to do anything

Right. That's why you said "closet-commie" in reference to general fascists, horseshoe fag.

In current society fascists are inherently leftist.

Commies and Nazis are on differing sides of the political spectrum, unless you want to imply that they're the same because guns.

They are same because their power-structuring is similar. They are both leftist fascists. They seek to build a system with absolute centralized authority that dictates forward-planned value-chains. The only fucking difference that you can come up with a nazi and a commie is that nazis seek to destroy competition on global scale, while commies seek to assimilate it, but the end-result for both is a cult-like shithole without any room for individual sovereignty.

thank you based DIO

Screencapped for comedy gold, i don't care if you're serious.

That's a pretty big difference.

Also, Nazi Germany was a paradise.

So all that overpriced DLC they made for this game, and now it goes F2P. I suppose it was only a matter of time

More like Brazilvolve

LEGEND STILL ALIVE

You know politics are changing, when even horsehoefags despise being called what they are.

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Free shit.

i liked the game however the shilling and jewing was so hard i couldn't support the kikes, thankfully now i can play it without paying

Her hips are too big.

She's probably mid-evolution into her second form. She's a lot more thick at that part.

Horseshoe-theory refers to the idea that you can go in separate directions on one-dimensional spectrum until you end up in similar situations. Too bad I didn't place nazism and communism at the same end through your horseshoe-idea. It's absolutely idiotic to think that nazis are right-wing. Just because your retarded doctrine is strategically in denial about their leftism doesn't mean you get a free pass from proper arguing.

Even in that image, her hips aren't as big as they are in the other drawing.
I mean, there's a point when hips get too large.

first stage is the only dickable one

user you should just stop talking

You do know most of the "soc" stuff was deliberately made to take advantage of the growing number of socialists in the country, during that time. Right?

That's why they had the Night of the Long Knives, to cull all the moderates and bolsheviks who'd dare to think twice about their decisions to induct the party, in the first place.

I know they weren't proper socialists. And neither were communists. Leftism is a word that simply implies appealing to lower castes for gaining political momentum.

The reason why nazis deserve to get beaten to death on sight is their cynicism. All that talk about how endlessly ruthless and abusive the jews are, that is exactly how fascists themselves are. Maybe it applies to jews, maybe there is a major judaistic fascist movement working in the shadows, but in the end they all are same parasites feeding off from all that is decent.

I must.

Results. Not reports, user. Otherwise, how are you going to prove to me how evil and killer the Nazi Regime was, when the Holocaust never happened, but the Holodomir did?

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I feel like these are changes the game needed from the START. Let's hope that they handle this better than initial release.

I just wanna crash through a jungle as a fuckhuge monster again without feeling like the plane is crashing with no survivors.

WOOOOW Wraith is still bae and Kraken is still the king.

If the propaganda was true.

Nazis are insane user. Jews account for less than 5% of the population and amount to nothing. Christfags needed an nice scapegoat enemy to feel better about themselves and nazis actually believed in that bullshit.

It's literally thanks to Hitler that Israel exists so the pathetic nazis didn't even get that one right.

Please just go back on topic and post Wraith porn.

its pretty fun honestly

i could see myself playing it to kill some time here and there

ive played two matches with my friend. first i was monster and was quickly destroyed, second i was trapper where we won after 30 minutes even though i didnt really do anything. its difficult to play the monster because health doesnt replenish, you can only refill shields. most of the time the other players can outmaneuver you in close range (as they can trap you in a large bubble), are a pain in the ass anywhere they can climb (as you have an animation, they just float up and so they can just jump off over again) and also have a medic. all have weapons that just make it frustrating that slow you down each time you are hit and whatever else. and the kicker, you have to kill them all at once since they can respawn or do some other objective some 20 minutes in. im obviously not an expert but humans are more powerful even after evolving so i guess playing monster takes skill

Don't really care tbh.

THE MONSTERS ARE STRONGER AND FASTER YOU GUYS


I mean, you do evolve a bit faster than before, sure, but for fuck's sake, a level 3 goliath should not have that hard of a time beating a full team.

I could ambush people level one with a level 2 flame breath and a level 1 charge in the earlier version of the game and do some good damage. Now I just feel like I'm not doing fucking ANYTHING to the hunters.

They all have shields now that recharge mid combat, which makes doing literally anything to them way harder amid the constant heals.

What the fuck.

Yep. I have no idea why the fuck sneaking does less now.

Because trappers weren't useful enough before, right?

I feel like playing Monster is way harder now. I used to love being able to play Kraken, but now, the humans can fight you evenly even at level fucking 3, and find you easier.

I've dropped the game since Monsters are no longer threats.

PS: The stupid fusion monster-heresy chick can drop infinite land mines on the destruction point and outright kill you if you try to play the game. Hitting level 3 is skill. Completing the task / killing the humans / hunters is a fucking privilege.

They're working hard to make the game "accessible". Next thing you'll hear is that "FOUNDERS KEEP BEATING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and they'll buff human jetpacks to be 3 times as good as what Sunny can put out for a team, so monsters have 0 point to be picked. Kek.

Oh well, back to Dolphin Netplay threads. Deuces.

More like Devolve.

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I am finally getting the hang of monster again. A couple of back to back wins proves it. Just had to learn how to focus the right targets better.

Seems more balanced now that I got my groove back.

I know it seems like just me posting, but I'm finally having some fun. On like a 6 game winning spree as monster.

Gorgon is a lot of fun. The acid spray is fucking crazy. Elder Kraken royally fucks shit up too. It's insane.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


Just cuck my shit up fam

I guess that's what you get, when you try to force work ethic onto people who've despised and outright opposed you from the beginning, rather than actually kill them all.

Well, money can't even be spent on the game right now.

It actually unlocked some of the stuff that was behind a paywall for founders initially. Doesn't excuse the DLC storm of chaos that happened though. What a shitty thing to do.

Yeah, absolutely disgusting. How can you charge someone $60 for a game, but then get them to buy everything and make everything unobtainable in grinding means? For unique characters and monsters? I can understand maybe a few cosmetics, but $130 worth? Insanity. The gameplay actually looks fun I'm going to give it a shot tomorrow.

Why don't you make some, buddy?

So?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nice try, shlomo.

Her breasts must be more swollen, to compensate for her hourglass figure.

Because she's a deranged jewess (same thing), what did you expect?

Holy fucking shit why. I mean she's pretty accurate to what actual Indian women look like but I mean the joy of making digital assets is you don't have to make them look realistic.

kek

Sounds totally balanced.

you also cant miss tossing the arenas out now, before you could throw them whenever you wanted. now there is a notification to hit B when you're in range of the monster.

No one cares cuck. Go back to being a faggot kike elsewhere

She's a mud, actually.

I played like ten games.

There is a cooldown between when ANYONE uses arena, so if one person uses it, nobody else can agter it goes down for like a minute.

It still goes down if you clobber whoever activated it.

UGH

THICKER

Gorgon is so fucking strong. ACID SPRAY.

Wew.

So other than probably time, i'm giving this a try because I don't really have much to lose and i'm feeling a bit masochistic today. What should I expect?

lol jewpig

Practice takes perfect. You might think Monsters are not strong enough, but as soon as you get the hang of focusing people down and separating them, you can consistently win matches without ever needing to go to stage 3.

It ain't that bad as I thought it was. I'm glad its just free and you don't have to pay money to buy this shit

It looked like a F2P from the start. So I hope it's worth the time.

Not gonna lie, once you're pretty good as monster, it's pretty relaxing to just start preying on the humans. I love big monster stuff so it's pretty good catharsis.

Gorgon is worth the keys, by the way.

lol meme

Are you fucking kidding me!?

Everything's a meme, you emasculate fuck.

Just played this game.

It's alright…
FOR A FREE TO PLAY GAME

the fuck did I just type?
I meant to say

>tfw you will never let Wraith know you noticed her

Isn't that kind of the point? Hunters need to try and get it as fast as they can because the monster will only get more dangerous

did it get posted yet?

Yep, pretty accurate complaints.

I have had more success as a monster than as a hunter.

Only time I win as a hunter is when I'm playing Trapper, which I really like to do. or Medic which I dont like the free medic they gave us so far.

But other than that, I usually end up getting slaughtered as the Hunters because people are fucking retarded.

As a monster, all you have to do is get to stage 2 and you will overwhelm a majority of players.

Biggest issue with this game is that whoever wins is based entirely around how fast the monster can evolve. Evolving is a straight power boost, with no trade off besides an almost unnoticeable decrease in speed. It would be better if each form the monster has determines what it can hunt properly. Level 1 can hunt small monsters, can eat his food while moving, and can dig out of arenas if the hunters lose sight of him. Hunters gain more if they exterminate the monsters prey, leading to AI predators the monster needs to fight for the carrion. Second stage has the monster hunt down Albinos for more minor perks and feeding bonuses, but the hunters can either take down albinos themselves, or pacify them, rig them with an explosive collar, and detonate it to injure the monster. Only the third form can effectively deal with the hunters in a one on one fight.

The abilities of the three evolution should be different, to control the playstyle of the form. One should be highly mobile, two should be single target attacks, and three should be what we got in game.

It pisses me off that any potential this game had was shunted for esports run around the room simulator.

I have 8 games as gorgon and not a single loss wtf are you guys talking about?

Why the fuck do creators do this when very obviously the character has some degree of sexualization?

Because they do not want to lose their job, or worse, have their work tampered with.

TR already tried giving the finger to all the shitlords gawking at the Wraith by adding a half-moslem half-wraith hunter to the game. There's no telling what they would do, if Steve dared to defend the fetishists, after already admitting to his own liking for the creature he designed.

They'd probably redesign her model to be less "objectifying".

is anyone else having a hard time getting a game? I'll even find four other people but then it keeps loading with its thumb up its ass. Is it dead again already?

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When I play monster I go on 8 game winning sprees.

Play hunter? Even if I get huge amounts of damage/healing/whatever my team still gets shit on.

I enjoy playing monster more anyway, but lots of people legitimately suck.

Isn't that the fun of it all?

They really should have invested more in a fuck-your-shit gamemode, rather than spending most of it on marketing.

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Guaranteed this game will be dead after the first few "balance" patches.

there hasn't been a skill based multiprayer shooteru in over a decade user, also teamwork is suppoed to be the appeal.

BR here, i'll hue up your game

you bet your ass if this shit manages to stay afloat enough for journos to re-ignite the controversy, a day later a patch will come while they explain how progressive their game is and how progressive people should try it out please oh god I don`t wanto to lose my job

That`s why we have a shitty industry, because anons give jew companies a second chance

How does one handle a woman so massive?

Bravo Turtle Rock

Oh yeah, I saw those reviews from people who bought the game. The whole "casualize the game to make it more accessible" part makes no sense at all, a lot of people who would be turned off from $60 and two season passes probably would probably have appreciated the challenge, and are probably further turned off by the fact that they basically neutered the gameplay.

How is it this hard to make a game people will play? I seriously don't get it.

Wut, I'm using her now and she's pretty good. She has an ability that completely bypasses monster shield and drains health.


I think they would turn all the niggativity around if they'd actually made a 4 hunter vs 4 wild life death match.

Maybe an 8 player vs 2 npc monsters.

Maybe 8 player vs waves of npcs.

My god, my wallet dodged a bullet.

Actually. Behemoth I think it's called, is the only pay to win monster in the game. I think only people who payed for the game got it. It has infinite health and is extremely fast. You can't buy it with in game money and you can't unlock it.

Same way men conquered Everest for the first time:

You get on, and you climb until you reach the point where you plant your flag. Then, you jam it in there real good, until your claim is staked and pure white is strewn everywhere from the effort. Chances are you'll run across corpses of men who failed on the way up, but there is no salvation for these lost souls, save for succeeding in their stead to prove men can persevere over things far greater in scope than themselves.

When you come back down, everyone will sing of your endurance and accomplishments, but all you'll care about is going back into the danger zone to climb again. And you'll keep on climbing, until you either grow too old and withered to get up, or you slip into one of the many tight crevasses, being lost forever in the depths.

They probably thought this would be cool, but didn't have second thoughts when testing it.

user, why you gotta reawaken the Holla Forums masters within me?

TL;DR muhdick

They temporarily removed it from the game because its massivley underpowered.
While it has the biggest HP/Armor in the game it gets mowed down really fast due to its entire belly being a weakpoint (takes double damage) instead it's head like other monsters.
Its default movement speed is slow as shit, To go fast you need to curl up into a ball, when its curled up its starts slow as shit but gains momentum on slopes and over distance, meaning if you wanted to actually go fast you could only take certain paths on the map.
Not only that, 3 of its 4 abilities sometimes randomly bug out and end early, have hit detection issues, or fail to work properly at all.

Behemoth was absolute trash.

People who previously owned it can still play as it, but it currently unavailable to buy until they they rebalance it and make it less total garbage.

Didn't wraith used to be human?
and was a nigger?

There's more to this, than that, user.

This is passion.

I wanna be the monster!

Fucking kek'd when I saw this.

Oh snap. That's why you stick to porn when the devs are fishy.

I dug around, apparently they gave the "founders" 3000 coins as compensation which isn't enough to buy a perk!

If this is not the very definition of
FUCKING CUCKED
then i don't know what is.

Even with all those changes in favor of hunters it's still stupid easy to win as a basic Goliath. I think I've lost once, maybe twice. I've won even at stage one, even without picking the OP meteor variant.
It's gotten to the point I stick Monster way down in preference because it's so boring to be able to win in under five minutes

Wonder how long until the shitty gameplay causes their player numbers to plummet again.

Not long I suspect, they'll lose customers and already alienated founders.

What I don't get is why they cut 80% of the game and left the F2P version so bare-bones.
Evacuation mode sounds fucking rad with game's outcomes determining who gets the advantage in the following games but instead we get two game modes, only one actually being played, and the same four maps until someone grinds enough to get a new character or monster. Otherwise it's the same four characters and goliath over and over again.
I'd take paid unlocks over this grindy bullshit

Holy shit, this must be what Carpetbaggers felt like during reconstruction when they saw plantation owners being given the works.
In other words, fucking hilarious.

Hope Turtle Rock gets shit on from all corners for this, they've proven themselves fine jews from the get go but just weren't able to pull it off.

SteamSpy indicates that is consistently surged in popularity all throughout the weekend and on monday despite a slight dip is still above Saturday. Still early to tell but it looks like casualizing the gameplay made it attractive to new players at least.


Back to reddit you go, sonny boy.

Makes me suspicious, but possible, I guess. Though, as someone who bought the game for 34 euros at day1 and really liked the game, I can say that I am not entirely pleased with the f2p-launch either. The elite skins and whatever don't matter that much to me because I'm not a faggot, though it would be nice if it had a full gradient colour-picker for the emblem like it used to have instead of just bunch of set colours, most of which are locked anyways.

But my main gripe with "Stage 2" is that it really has been pretty badly casualized. The wildlife is no longer a threat and the way it spawns is no longer random, meaning the monster no longer has to explore the maps and the hunters don't have to be careful in the maps in any way. And while I think the role changes with the hunters are good (everyone can dome, every support can create shield boosts instead of invisibility, character combinations are more balanced, you don't necessarily get entirely fucked by one bad player), the doming itself is stupid. In previous version you had to think about how you chased the monster to get ahead of it, and there was a chance for the monster to escape the doming in a very narrow window. Now the doming is almost instant and guaranteed once you get close-enough, another layer of depth lost for the flows of casuality.

I would like a little more structure in the monster's behavior. Add something like watering holes and restrict the hunter's ability to track the monster by satellite.
This would work by restricting monsters to a few locations to evolve or heal like older monster hunter titles, while still giving monsters the chance to hide or evade the hunters by slipping past them while they check the springs.
Everyone is restricted but still given enough structure to strategize instead of running in a circle until the monster gets domed. Even whatever his name is can only place three tracking spikes so he'd only be able to monitor a set amount of the map. Add a fourth or fifth nest or watering hole and you'd have just enough structure for both parties to strategize;

:^)

No, you're thinking of a scientist who injected herself with Wraith DNA.

That would actually work really well. There are four or five spots the monster must periodically visit. If the hunters spread themselves thin to cover as much ground as possible an individual hunter might become vulnerable to being attacked by the monster. If they stick too closely together they might be unable to track the monster down. Boom. No more cat and mouse, and instead it becomes a game of wits and _actual hunting_.

reminds me of the Dragon game some user came up with.

Something like that would be a good flash/twine game. If you want a (nsfw) example of the sort of thing I have in mind, check out the /hgg/ board and freecities.

don't you remember, you good goy?

Wasn't there a small artsy pixellated flash game like that? You controlled a dragon through the various stages of its life. In the end you could settle down next to a village or a mountain: if you had killed villagers and picked the town you unlocked the "tyrant" ending, and so on and so forth. I think the latest stage consisted in controlling a hero and interacting with the dragon previously played.

sure

Wasn't there like three season passes?

wew

So is Evolve worth a free download at the very least?

This one?
kongregate.com/games/GregoryWeir/how-to-raise-a-dragon

Season Pass 1 and 2 actually.

Season Pass 2 included everything Behemoth and afterwards, not that there WAS much actually until they had to stall production to start working on F2P mode.


Yeah, it is for now atleast in my opinion. Don't bother spending any money on it though, but it's a good flavor of the month and the game allows good quick matches that you can do in between other shit since it rarely takes more than 20 minutes.

How the fuck they were planning to make this an E-SPURTS is beyond me.

Oh my, that's the one. I remembered the dragons were in lower res, but it's not that bad.

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Wew, you think that faggot learned his lesson? Probably not, will probably justify his cuckery with "hey its not as bad as evolve"

You mean this old embarrassing picture of her? The blog hosting this image has been deleted, for quite a while, now.

Damn right.

you mean one of the most hyped game that made all his profit with pre order and 1st week because it was empty as hell ?

Wait, what?


Hype or not, it still didn't get the recognition it deserved.

You mean 'be' as in "play the monster". Right?

Consolfag here who got the game dirt cheep and only plays as monster.

I really see no reason to play anything but evac as all the other ones are too much pocket games and evac is the only mode that gives modifications and any semblance of the progression like a Left 4 Dead campaign.

to be quite honest, it's the Giger approach.

Sil from Species was all about sex.

Necronomicon was nothing more than dicks and vaginas everywhere with something uncanny and dangerous in the mix.

The Necronomicon was just a book about magic, though.

An image posted earlier, in the thread quotes a tumblr page which no longer exists, citing the image of "the female with the dreads" as the Wraith's base model from which she was sculpted.

In other words, the Wraith's a nigger.

Look she's a nigger.

NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

video games

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God damn I want that xeno.

That's going pretty fucking meta. Productions like these are fucking expensive and good industry artists cut corners where ever they can because that means more time to refine stuff. They sure as fucking hell wouldn't sculpt a full model of a woman "the monster is supposed to be based on" and give it actual lore-significance. No, they had a random base model there and used it. These fucktards don't even probably know what kitbashing is.

Such a lovely lady of fiction.

You've got jungle fever.

Well all that must have been before the update because that shit WILL NOT DIE. And the rolling animation makes him run half the map away. The giant wall makes it impossible to follow him.

It's like Trump monster. Can build a wall on command.


I think this was an experiment. If it succeeds, from now on, all incoming games will casualize themselves from the beginning.

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dam … why does it sound SO FAKE . it look like a super bad act/testimony during an TV shopping

You think I wouldn't fuck a good-looking black woman? If you wouldn't because of muh redpill, then you are not a functional male.

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There is nothing good looking about that chocolate skeleton.

Oxymoron.
I wouldn't fuck a black woman because I think they're fucking ugly.

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well it's not that the game didn't sell well, the people who bought it abandoned it. Unless they fix the problem with the game their numbers will go down again

A skeleton does not have muscle to add density, just loose skin and a little fat. Learn the difference.

>>>/zoo/

If that's what you think a good woman looks like, at all, then I can only feel shame for you.

Would they really? I think they'd drop dramatically if everyone who's playing it now payed full price - or any amount of money, really - but the ones who picked it up for free probably won't hop off the train.

She is barely fit at best, mate

She makes Bruce Lee look like Eddie Hall. Thou definitely dost not hoist.
>>>/fit/

I believe it's called 'cocoa butter'.

the people who bought it are less likely to quit because they invested something, the f2p player didn't pay money so if he doesn't like it he can just walk away without losing anything. It's just like piracy, if I pirate a game and don't like it within the first hour I can just uninstall and pirate something else, no need to justify my purchase

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You'd think that it could have sold more if they wouldn't have payed normalfag women to say it was great or imbecile dudebros to exaggerate their reactions.

It should have been a 4v4 player match like hunter vs wild life but noooooooo they had to go with the coolest sounding idea instead of the most functional one.

Indeed.

How can one say he has fondness for the Olympians, when he himself cannot bear one?

Control yourself fam.

Fuck off, nigger.

you're not alone, i like niggers too user

smdh bix nood😒

>>>/zoo/

>>>/auschwitz/

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Now I suddenly want to start a "Black women" thread on /zoo/ just for the shits and giggles.

Is that first one a tranny? Hard to tell with black women sometimes.

Do it, and maybe call it a "Chimps" thread instead.

Better not go too far, or else.

no, ana foxxx is just skinny

Niggers are lower than animals, so it wouldn't be surprising if they made an exception, for that.

There are like 3 of them.

user, now she's just obese. This is outright hyper garbage.
She's gotta lay off the hamburgers.

I think you made the ass a bit too fat, to compensate for the hips. You should try making her look a bit more "built", so to speak, and actually widen her hip bones, rather than just bulk her up.

I most definitely do lift. She's not bulging with muscle or anything, but she's not FULL skeleton mode. I've seen what you could call skeletons, and that ain't it.

What if it was hunters vs wildlife and then the big bad monster shows up and wrecks the shit of both?

ACTUALLY have stealth mechanics for the monster while the unique wildlife does their shit and the hunters do their research, and the monster is trying to build up over time?

>>>/facebook/

What is actually skeletal is not skeletal. That's called Ethiopian.

you that dio avatarfag from the bhop thread?

How would the monster loose then? Or win?

How did the wild life win? How do the hunters win?

Isn't that because of tribal inbreeding though? Fucking Saudi Arabians in certain areas have low IQ's because of all their inbreeding in muslim communities, leading to not only that, but mental disorders as well. Which of course, leads to fuckery when they are indoctrinated from birth.

Taking a situation/culture/area specific example like that, and then attributing it to EVERYONE who has melanin in their skin is fucking terrible science. I personally don't care what terms people use on imageboards because of freedom of speech, but considering you're applying a very situational study across an entire race and going out of your way to describe them as a widely shunned term points toward you having an agenda more than actually being for science and logic.

IQ tests are not even the only way to measure capabilities, considering even literally retarded humans are capable of speech and going to college (in time, and not all of them pass).

No, I'm talking about anorexic people, or that one euro chick who gets posted around here sometimes who is like, basically a skeleton with skin on her.

Fuck yea I can post this shit again

I guess they could win by achieving an objective before the monster can evolve and fuck up everything? Make it more stealth centric.

I don't know, I just want something else besides what we ended up getting. Have evolving actually be more specific based on what you eat, monster stalking hunters (with more stealth), anything except for the casualized version we're currently stuck with.

Sorry I insulted the love of your life, degenerate. Just know that those niggers all over the world came from Africa. Birds of a Feather.

Yeah. That's Ethiopian. Don't think that because you pack a few pounds above her that you're no hungry skeleton.

I GUESS

>you will live long enough to see koko die

Was interesting until he used the world "problematic" and started talking about kids in shithole countries. Could have left them out and went on to talk about the thing with elephants in the wild to get his point across.

That's not even scientifically sound reasoning. Your argument has devolved into ad hominem because you haven't developed an argument at all.

Besides, my preference is redheaded women with large breasts. My heritage is Scottish, Belgian, and Spanish (not Mexican, which comes from Spaniards breeding with the people of South America). I'm built stockily, and the rest of my family is too. Hardly a skeleton.

You can continue to bait if you want, but if you're just going to continue with conveniently pieced together pseudoscience, assumptions, and insults as "logic and reason" then it's not going to warrant a further response.

I was hoping for some of Val or Caira, but nope, it's all Xeno. It's a shame, because Caira is really fucking hot.

Very little of the Wraith, at that.

She's the only aesthetically original one, anyway.

Thats the funny part, he suddenly goes completely off rails and starts saying how problematic it is that niglets are niglets.

sure thing oil driller.

It will be a sad day.

Oh, so you're a nigger, then? Could've told me before, so I could know, and tell you to go back to Africa, already.

His opinions on it had absolutely no place in the video. He even provided why the little basters may have been failing, his opinion ruined the entire video with how out of place it was in regards to the subject matter. I shouldn't even be this angry about just a few seconds but dammit I am!

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Ah, blame the other guy and his 0013/1033/3033 wraith build. At this point I should probably just redraw the whole thing and use another pose.

Yeah, it's mainly that the proportions are so inconsistent.

I recommend it.

Did you do it?

What the fuck does that have to do with your drawing?

Look at the other thread.

Obligatory.

Eh, you still drew it.
How do you draw your stuff, actually? Your stuff looks like it was drawn with black chalk.

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Fuckin' hell, user. She's already questionably large. How big do you want her?

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The power of muhdick has never been so abused before. Stop it.

Have some self-control, man. She's already huge!

jesus christ

Did you like the little whine? I liked the little whine.

You can tell she's being very gentle, there, since she usually displays her strength by blasting through plexiglass like paper, and breaking blast doors down with the raw strength of her hips.

rip monitor and keyboard, thanks user.

Toppest of keks. 8/8 m8s

Kinda funny how the only good thing about Evolve is to nut over monster porn lots of times, instead of playing the game at all.

Because the game is shit.
The only reason anybody cared about it was ayy lmao.

You really like the ass to be fat, user.
I recommend looking up "Airlander 10", it'll be right up your alley

This?

Yes.

Seriously, though. Look at the size of her, compared to someone supposedly of an average height, in the distant future. You could hide three grown men behind her ass, and never find them.

It's kinda sad, actually. You wouldn't be able to hug her.

Again, with this hug stuff?

A hug doesn't exactly require you wrap your arms fully around somebody, or something. If anything, she could hug you twice, if you count the second pair of arms, which should surely make up for whatever qualms you have about hugging a giant monster.

If anything, four giant arms being completely wrapped around me would make me more nervous. If the previous image is correct: one of her talons are as big as the arm of a man who's 6.5 feet tall, and her arms are twice as long as the man himself.

They just did an update and balanced a lot of shit. They also have their founder pack buyers a mothering shit load of silver coins. Probably enough to buy all characters and half the abilities.

Oh, grow a pair, already. Will you?

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed they can fuck up that bad to a drop-site ambush.

Did you at least get a good look at her ass?

Does anybody want to make another thread?