Furi

You never played Hotline Miami 2? Because you're in for a hell of a ride.

Aight, Ill give it a try, thanks.
Hope you're not just being shit at it.

Oh shit, I never knew the name of the guy who did Hotline Miami's music.

Thanks user

The soundtrack consists of music from different bands, Brut only made about 2 or 3 songs in the soundtrack

>kotaku already hates it archive.is/FWd7a
well I guess I"m buying this game

How can normalfags eat this shit?

I knew they were spineless, but fuck man.

Is it dolphin ?

What fucking delay? Did this bitch even play the game?

Sick of this fucking meme. Here's the damned kat link you paranoid ass

kat.cr/furi-codex-t12887076.html

My connection is being a piece of shit so I have barely downloaded 25% if anything 2 gigs of dolphin porn are a win-win situation for me :^)

Its a fucking joke nigger
If you cant handle the banter fuckoff

Reusing the same shitty ass meme every time I try to be nice and post a magnet link isn't banter.

This isnt a hugbox user
Fuck out of here

I'll hug you if I want to and there's nothing you can do about it, asshole.

Posting a magnet isn't spoonfeeding.
And threating with dolphin porn isnt a good way to start banter.

I like the concept but the game looks mind-numbingly easy.

HAHAHAHAHA

user, you dont even know my first name or my adress.

I dont think you know much about anything user.

>posts breddy good music instead of gameplay

C'mon man, at least try to veil it as "what's your guys' opinion on this?" accompanied with a magnet link in the OP, rather than waiting for another user to post it for you.

Last time I used a magnet link from here, I ended up getting a really shitty 3 hour long Japanese porno.

What
In what way is any part of that a threat
Even if it was actually fucking dolphin porn, that would be hilarious, and people who are disappointed that it's never actually dolphin porn would be grateful

carpenter brut is a cuck, have a sage

What kind of banter do you hope to start with.
And where else was i going to get the magnet ?

What the fuck are you doing with your life user

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Yeah, it was an obvious shill thread, but since there's a magnet link I'm not going to bother saging it. Considering how we've been on every major news outlet in the past couple days, it's reasonable to expect shills.

When I said "gamey" I was referring to the autistic on-screen prompts I saw to parry. When I said "totes retro looking" I was referring to the shitty cel-shaded neon aesthetic that has been done to death a million times over, ironically becoming the next "shitty war-movie brown poop filter."

It also has character design by the same dude who did afro samurai

huh? What happened?

You fucking what now? The fuck are you on, my dude?

Did we kill someone again?

I think he's referring to trump's twitter account accidentally posting some shitpost from Holla Forums

Found this, dear lord my fucking sides

Someone made an image about Hillary Clinton with a Star of David and Trump tweeted it.

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Is it CUHRAYZEE? Tell me it's cuhrayzee

No, it's piss easy and plays a cutscene every time you drop the boss's health by 10%. Plus you heal when you parry. Nor is there any canceling or move-chaining.

I saw one calling Holla Forums an "alt-right forum", and then describing alt-right for their audience as "a movement for white nationalists"

Been meaning to check it out since I heard about it a couple months back. Unfortunately I'm waiting on a new motherboard so I can't play it anyway. Still gonna pirate for later.

It popped up on Twitter a month ago, Clinton's shills just wanted to slam Holla Forums.

oh, aww

I can't even fuckin blame em because I know how scared shitless they are to come on here even though outside of Holla Forums this place is actually more tame and filled with less death threats than fucking tumblr. Fuck, do people seriously piss their pants after seeing a few posts from some Holla Forumsboys getting emotional?

Also, CNN broadcasted the shitpost in question and said that the filename is possibly a code for "Heil Hitler."

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Good, as long as they don't fucking come here, I don't care what they call us.

Golly gee, Mister Goldbloom, how much do I need to pay for such a fine and valuable product?

ha Kotaku confirmed for Ninja Dogs

Good.

God lets hope this doesn't turn into another "hacker known as 4chan"

Didn't DMC make you unlock the lowest difficulty, and then make fun of you for doing it? Because games shaming me for picking a low difficulty and half/v/ doing the same is what made me get good. I'm still pretty bad because my hands are fucky and I have brain damage, but I rise to the challenge, because the feeling of making a game your bitch is so, so sweet.

how haram

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user where have you been for the last few years
How did you even get here
We already live in the rape catacombs hidden beneath the cathedral of misogyny where His Holiness The Grope gives his sermons to the masses

I don't even have anything in any of my folders to show how fucking hard I'm laughing,
FUCK

amen, brother. Let's just hope edgelords don't come here looking for le epic gore.

normalfags will be sucked into the next big thing on the media before they can even react, probably another shooting.

If you've got more games similar to this, I'd love to hear about them. I've never played a game like this, and would love more.

This needs to be in so many more games.
Mockery and derision for playing the watered down version.
You're not playing the game, you're playing full price for a demo

not sure, I've only played DMC games on normal and above

I remember there was SOME game in that genre that made you unlock the lower difficulties. I think that, and locking out later levels on low difficulties, are great design choices. Either you put up with being taunted/not getting the whole game, or you learn to play.

Oh shit nigger what are you doing?

Well I originally came here before the first exodus as I was looking for an alternate slower secondary imageboard to use alongside 4chan that wasn't completely dead. The first exodus merely cemented this as my only imageboard. I just notice that every time something like this happens the shitposting increases so I tend to be afraid of any publicity.

Hopefully that will be the case

Suda51 if you want darker shit.
Wind Waker if you want "happier" shit if you're on Holla Forums I already assume you have

To be honest, there aren't TOO many games that do this exact shit, but there are an over-abundance of cel-shaded "super 80s man" vidya on the market, and hack n slash indie vidya are a dime a dozen.

Read my other post explaining what I meant before having a knee-jerk reaction.

Is the melee gameplay any good, or is it mostly a bullet hell with the occasional close quarters fighting? Watching some gameplay makes me believe the latter.

Nigger what the fuck? I only care about the gameplay, not the graphics. While I think this is the first game in this 'style' that I think looks good, that's not really relevant. I just like how the game plays, and I've never seen a game that plays like this.

Depends on the boss. Every boss has two health bars, first health bar is using the entire arena and tends to have bullet hell stuff, and the second bar is close quarters-only. Also depends on the boss. 3rd boss is almost entirely bullet hell, and 5th boss is almost entirely melee.

Did you not play many flash games in the early 2000s or something?

Heres one of my favs, enjoy spreading misinfo

Constantly.

You seem to think I hate flash games or something. Far from it, but Furi is just as deep as your average flash beat 'em up. A fun diversion for a few hours at most.

You still haven't named one that plays similarly, though.

its shit OP

Are you a retard or merely pretending?

hahahah

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Totalcancer made a video on it yesterday, so it's quite possible

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Hey man, I didn't know about this game until sony posted it as a "free" ps+ game for the month

shill pls die

roll

That vore bait diaper shit is still a thing?

Oh, my fucking God.

I've been playing a torrented copy and holy fuck is this reviewer bad.
I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. There's a very slightly delayed animation, but I'm pretty sure you still have i-frames.
When you see them flash, hit B or Square. Sometimes they'll hold their weapon and you'll need to wait a second. Regular parries are really fucking easy to do.
The attacks all have different tells, the laser is clear as day (with different tells to show where it'll attack), and all of the other fucking projectiles were used in the fight right before it.
You hit attack three times and he does a jumping attack at the end. It's got some delay so that you can't reliably do it and trivialize the twin-stick parts of the fights. Also, "rare successes?" When they're brightly fucking glowing they're invulnerable. When they're not, you can hit them.
It's literally the same. You get a game over, the music continues when you hit Continue. The rabbit guy explicitly says "keep going, you're so close!"
So the idea for the health bars is that you have a certain number of continues built in. When you empty a health bar, the boss restarts the phase. On normal difficulty, you have three. On Promenade, babby-easy mode that's retarded, you have five continues and the bosses have just three health bars (on normal they have six).
So this nigga played on the retardedly easy difficulty that the game mocks you for and STILL died five fucking times to the tutorial boss.
This is what the Souls games have brought to the action genre. Kill me now.

Hopefully the devs don't give a shit, I might buy it tomorrow.

Just beat the game. This fucking soundtrack, holy shit!

Ys?

Was it fun? Any problems with it?

kinda short, 5 or so hrs depending on how good you are. Other than that nothing really wrong for what it is

Looks like shit to me.

A bit short. It really reminds me of El Shaddai (if anyone on this fucking site's heard of it) mixed with Hyper Light Drifter. I don't know if it's my cheapass controller's huge deadzones or a part of the game, but aiming the gun feels really off. Other than that, the game is really good for what it is. The music and aesthetics are really-good-tier, and the combat is boiled down to the bare minimum but somehow has a lot of variety with the bosses. Definitely worth a torrent and maybe a discounted purchase. I'm guessing it'll take me 6-8 hours to beat it on normal mode, another 6-8 on hard, and maybe another playthrough's worth to get good rankings on the bossfights, so if you think a rough 1:1 dollar:hour ratio's okay it's worth a buy right now.

do you by any chance have a link for that torrent?

Read the fucking thread.

Tryin hard mode now. It's fuckin retarded. Gonna probably make the game 10+ hours now. underwater dude is a fuckin pain

How many bosses are there?

Did I miss something in TG? I'm not seeing any vore or diapers anywhere.

Can someone explain to me how the fuck does the QTE work? I tried mashing, I tried pressing in a specific direction, I tried flicking repeatedly and nothing seems to work.

"Very slightly delayed"? It's like thirty frames. That is too much of a delay.

The stick-waggling ones? Stick-waggling QTEs don't work in any game, save your time.

Yes. Those. Stick-waggling ones. There is no indication how you deal with them.

Lolies make me the wrong kind of hard too!

I'm pretty sure kotaku is only allowed to hire trannies.

Can we meme into existence that reviewing fags can't into videogames?
They would lose relevance in no time.

Right off the bat she shows she has no idea what she's talking about.

You just waggle the stick. That's literally it. You don't rotate it. You sure as hell don't mash it; I don't know what the fuck you were thinking there. You waggle.

Unfortunately the mass cock sucking for their OC's to be drawn still continues.

It's always been a known fact. Literally everyone shits on game journalist capabilities. #GitGud was a twitter hashtag made for it.

I watched a gameplay video sometime ago and I liked the art direction and music, dialogues were cringy as fuck tho.
Gameplay looked nice, the only thing I didn't really like is that the danmaku and the melee parts of boss fights were almost separate, with that I mean that the boss mean had a distinct shooting part and a part where he charges.
Anyone here played it and knows if the shooting and slash blend well together now?

He does some good work.
Will probably try the game out.

Shame his recent music videos are pretty boring. I expected something like you posted or an animation. This shit looks like a college film.

i fucking knew it !

I just want the OST

Tried making a thread for it the other day when I saw it when I was looking up if Danger released his new EP, but typos and poor formatting made it stillborn.

All I know is I'm definitely getting this poster and this shirt.

Is the final boss' music the last four tracks on the OST by Danger? That's what I'm hoping for at least.

Where are you gettin those?

cmon man it is it that hard to look up the dev's site?

nvm im an idiot, just found it
for anyone else furi.hitpoint.tv/t-shirts-hitpoint

How is the length and replay value?

Why couldn't I stay anons, I didn't want to kill her

This thread reeks of shilling, and everyone fell for it

I want the heads of the niggers responsible for this shit

From what I've played, it's a game consisting of nothing but boss fights, and it manages to soldier through the inherent flaws of that concept quite admirably. Music is good, and I like how they handled the health system. The walkey-talkey sections are terrible though. The writing is mediocre overall, it has that asscreed 1 problem where you can jiggle around at will, the camera does a poor job of telling you where to go, and it changes constantly. Sans tank controls, you have to awkwardly jerk around during every transition and it all feels like a terrible way to string things together.

You can press the dodge button and it auto walks through the transitions.

But casuals are bad at games too. They adopt the whole mindset of "you don't have to be good at games to enjoy them" which is true, but it doesn't justify reducing the difficulty of games, nor does it excuse journalists for being shit at games

rollin

Wait around three minutes without moving to the arena

The Turbo Killer video is newer than that video and is pretty much exactly what I'd want out of a Carpenter Brut music video.

Which really brings up the point, why even have these sections?

Also a lot of the designs give me Afro Samurai vibes

Guy from Polygon gave Shadow of the Beast a 3 because he couldn't figure out you're not supposed to fight all the enemies at the same time.

Sets the mood and gives a breather I guess I don't know. I like them though.

Because they're made by the same guy.

Such a shitty game. I cant really name anything good about it.

It's a fun little game. It's quite easy though, especially the first boss. Once you git gud at parrying you've essentially beaten the game.
Soundtrack is great though. And the walking segments are dull as fuck. I know downtime is good, but you might as well have made them cutscenes and not pointless walking sections.
If you have PS+ it's worth checking out. Best game they gave out this month was Yakuza 5 though - and that was by accident!

okay
They can be cutscenes
Don't tell me you actually manually walked the whole game?

Fuck no. I was just pointing out that they would have been better served as cutscenes instead of bullshit walking sections.

Oh, yeah, absolutely
It seems like they took inspiration from SotC but didn't have the time or budget to make a fantastic open world or a comfy system of movement, but still needed some form of break in between fights, so just crammed that in

Anyone have the ost? That's literally all I want from this.

Game Audio Factory are massive bros. Unsung heroes of indies providing amazing soundtracks.

Very nice, this Danger guy isn't bad either.

Why does Dance with the dead not do vidya osts?

Also I still can't find a turrent for the ost and I still havent gave the game a go

Also FlyByNo. His work with Amplitude is gorgeous.

Nigga it's [CURRENT YEAR] get with the times.

Out of curiosity, does anyone know how much it costs to hire someone like that for an OST?

It really depends - how many songs you need, the style of song, the composer… Even if you have no intention of hiring them for an OST they will happily answer your question.
gameaudiofactory.com/
My favorite part about them is that they aren't just doing it because they are hired. Check out their site and you will see they are deeply involved and follow the games industry too. They aren't recognized enough for the work they do.

Wow what an awesome game, a still image with music.

Neat, thanks user. I'll look into it. The possibility of getting some tunes like that gives me a big game dev boner.

Speaking of gameaudiofactory here's the wonderful ost for styx and it's free(name your own price including 0)
gameaudiofactory.bandcamp.com/album/styx-master-of-shadows-soundtrack

I'm going to talk out of my ass here and say that if you want someone who does darksynth I doubt you'd need to pay a lot since there are plenty of people in the genre like Daniel Deluxe, Raydar, Dynatron(kind of) and VHS Glitch and I bet most of them would like to make themselves known in a video game.

If you want the really known guys like Perturbator or Capenter Brut I don't really know if it'll cost more but I bet it will. I think your best bet is actually asking them.

Remind me, who of the Hotline Miami artists visted /mu/ a while back? Scattle?

Yeah I'll email them and hope it doesn't cost an arm and a leg. That sort of oppressive, brooding synth is right up my alley.

I think it was Carpenter Brut or Perturbator.
Definitely one of those two.

Polite sage for no content post.

I have seen Styx show up all the time in the Steam reccomendations page for me. Anyone know if it is good?

If you get a response let us know. Embed related would probably cost a shitton because live instruments but techno might be fine.

Yeah, easily one of my favorite stealth games as of recently. Great music, great MC, good level design, nice gimmick with the goblin being able to scale lots of shit and the relics sidequest was pretty sweet.

Sounds good, I'll give it a try.
Last embed related I promise - this making of shows how involved G4F are with the games they make.

You might be interested in this video even though it's a minute long.

I want to share a beer with these people, I feel like I never gave the composers enough credit until a few months ago.

It was Perturbator.

Also, I'm working on a project and we contacted Carpenter Brut and his response was to hit up his publisher or agent, I can't remember which, and talk to them about it, basically. Said it sounded fun but we had to talk to them.

I think he might have thought we meant licensing his existing music though.

I wish Scattle would show up here. I'm not a fan of entire albums of his but my favorite tracks are usually ones by him

The game's pretty good, but one of the bosses isn't fun at all. It's a sniper fight that clearly wants to be The End, but whenever you approach her, there's essentially a coin flip as to whether or not she'll run away, and her melee combat is nowhere near as fun as the other bosses. She also raises/lowers walls in her boss arena, and if you're under one whilst she does it, you glitch out and get stuck on top to take a nice free few hits from her does-more-damage-than-average attacks. She aims at you for an instakill, which you can stop by getting behind cover, but the arena is so huge and the camera is so shit, that if you're travelling towards the camera, good fucking luck knowing whether or not there's cover there. She'll also punish anything less than an absolutely flawless parry by hitting you and saying "No" in a Tracer-esque bad British accent, but that one's more on me for not getting perfect parries in a game where you need perfect parries. Apart from that, the game's pretty fun. Might recommend to anyone who likes difficult games.

Perturbator was trying to get work from cdprojekt red to make some traks for cyberpunk 2077

That's pretty cool. I hope if Cyberpunk2077 is still a thing they actually have good enough gameplay for it to be fitting with the music.

I also really want to hear Daniel Deluxe in something
youtu.be/BMOsLAz4II4?t=28m53s

The Trump campaign outsourced their social media to 8/pol/ and its subsidiaries, The Stormer and TRS during the primaries. That's why they've been shilled so hard by Jewbots.

Fuck her sideways and send me a webm of it. I hate how her QTE takes away four bars of your HP if you fail it.

She will run away if you fail to damage her when you reach her.Still fucking bullshit.

Issue is sometimes I'll reach a point where she's just off-screen, and she'll already have run away, so I can't go about stopping her. She's just a shitty, boring, slow-paced boss. You and I know, user. We know.

The fuck? The only bosses that gave me trouble was the old man, the angel bitch, and the finale.

??

Literally stand in place and shoot for the first phase
Literally strafe side to side for the next phase
Literally just parry his slow attacks for the slow time phase

You weren't even trying

Holy shit how though?

Yes, turns out running back and forth across a map to catch a boss that runs off before I can get them on screen (yes I know she's invisible when she's sniping, don't be a smartass, you know what I mean) is slow! Wow! It's almost as if you're retarded and romanticizing a shitty boss!

I stopped playing on that boss. Every phase but the last one was easy but extremely tedious, then you have to dodge a bunch of shit and it kills my framerate. I already had my graphics set to low and my resolution lowered because some earlier sections had bad framerate and maybe she would have ran fine if I lowered it more, but I didn't want to sit through the tedium to try again.

That's a shame because the following boss is so much better, as well as the finale being super fun.

They were hard because they're more bullet hell than melee, and I'm bad at that shit. The sniper girl is stupid easy, though. I killed her on my first try, and I even just did it again in practice mode in one try.

Also, I don't know if you realized, but you have to block her sniper shot on her platform before you attack her. I forgot about that the second time I did it, but it didn't took me like 2 times to realize that's what you have to do. I even recorded it and will try to upload a webm if I can get it small enough.

Yeah, nah, it's broken and slow. I beat the old man and the angel on my first fight, that must mean you're just bad at games because they have to be easy, right?

And of course I fucking realized that. It's just the shitty slow pace of trudging across the ugly arena with the awful camera to get to the bitch, only to have her leave the platform before I even get her on to the screen is fucking tedious as all shit, with a combination of her combat not even being fucking fun, and her less-than-perfect-parry-punish which I mentioned earlier.

You're taking on a fairly reasonable tone so I know I'm getting far too angry at you for something that isn't your fault, I get that, but she's not a good boss, and her running away feels like an absolute flip of the coin. It's just dull, and dying to her wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't so tedious just getting her to stay on a platform to let me even START fighting her. By the time I do start, I'm just frustrated because of how dull it was getting to fight her, and I make easy mistakes and die, starting the whole coin-flip process again.

I think you have to use a charge attack when she's invisible, at least for the last phase where she does that. I already uninstalled it so I can't be sure though.

It's not broken, though. You honestly just need to git gud. The old man and angel aren't broken either, I was just bad at them so I got gud.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about here.

And again, it's not a coin-flip. You block her shot on one of the walls, and she will be there more than long enough to hit her after.

I don't think you're supposed to use any charged attack during that fight.

If you aren't supposed to use a charged attack then how are you supposed to hit her? I tried about 10 times with different timings and at least half were after letting her hit a wall with her shot. It was only after I used a charge attack that I finally hit her. I think the other guy must be right that it's a coin flip unless charged attacks actually help. Maybe you just got lucky on the coin flip whenever you did it.

Did you miss the part where she literally raised a wall underneath me on the center platform and I had to take a few free hits, or are you actually retarded and forgot about it? Because now I don't think you're taking on a reasonable tone at all. It's literally broken.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about here.

Yeah, I talked about that too, you must be retarded. It's when I parry her less than perfectly (see where the name comes from?) and try to attack her, and she hits me for two and says "No". I already admitted that's more on me, but hey, you're an actual retard, so I can't expect you to remember the first post you linked to (that's )

And again, it is a coin flip, because I've blocked her shot before, and when I get to her a moment after, she's already gone. Either you're right and my game is literally broken, or you're wrong and you're a retard. I'll let you choose since you seem so bent on being an always-right autist.

When that happened to me, I just dodged off of it.

But that doesn't happen. That's when she parries your attack. Literally just parry it back.

I'm sorry if you're getting this angry about not being gud, user.

It's literally not relevant at all what you did. I couldn't dodge off it, and even if you did, it's literally broken that it can happen.

Oh. Oh! Silly fucking me! I guess all those times it happened were just a figment of my imagination! I only THOUGHT it was happening as it happened before my eyes! Haha, silly me. Silly me for thinking I could express what I thought happened without some know-it-all (I know, I'm playing it fast and loose with that) fuckmuppet thinking that HIS experience with the game was the ONLY experience with the game! How silly of me to not have foreseen that reality bends around the almighty 997f77!
You're a braindead cunt. You're an autist who always has to be right, and your autism means you HAVE to reply to this and prove just how absolutely positively wrong I am by posting yet another personal experience you had.

Yeah, pretty much. You should probably pay more attention.

Calm down dude. You can't beat a boss if you're all worked like this.

Thanks for proving me right. Enjoy your autism.

No problem. Enjoy being shit at vidya.

Enjoy desperately marketing your game.

if you cant kill a boss and a lot of other people can you are the problem, not the game, learn to play fucking retard

based

Starting a thread about an almost completely unknown game with "I think this is my new GOTY. The stylization, the music, and the combat are all 10/10" and then going on to defend it for eighteen straight posts is not suspicious? I guess neither is confusing two different posters on a board with IDs, in your case.

You're not fooling anyone.

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maybe he liked the game? anyways what im saying covers virtually all games where retarded niggers like you say a boss is hard when a lot of people beat it, if you suck at vidya dont blame the game

How retarded do you have to be to not notice that I am not that person who was complaining about the boss after I explicitly pointed out to you that I am not that person, holy shit please kill yourself.

well sorry nigger i didnt check, but what im saying is true

It isn't, really. In virtually every game I can think of it's possible to reach the win state, does that mean every game is mechanically fair and balanced? That's practically the claim you are making, if you're saying that "a lot of people beat it" is a good counterargument to complaints about cheap attacks.

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it doesnt mean the game is fair or balanced, it means it can be beaten and if someone did it you can too,

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Oh, this game is fucking amazing youtube.com/watch?v=27tS2MsGsGo

When will the ">x posts" meme die?

Here's your three webms, user. I'm sorry for not knowing how to fit it all in one. The original video was 3.5gb, and webm for retards doesn't seem to like trimming with size limits because it cuts off before it should on every single one, even the last one.

Also for you so you can see how to handle the scary "less-than-perfect-parry punish".

I guess my internet is too slow to upload all 3 before it decides to time out, so here's one at a time.

So, yeah, just finished my first run in 3:38

I did glance through few of the post here and decided to post my opinion on the whole thing (though 82dbb5 seriously need to git gud, this guy's a faggot)

The game is pretty decent, all the bosses are pretty great, didn't notice one that was really subpar to the other (exept the one with the paddle, I really wanted more from him. The guy suposed to have trained since forever, he have two damn sword, but decide that this shit does not fly, and try to swat you with a paddle instead, oh well). There was no mecanics that you couldn't understand quick, nothing that you couldn't do at the very least on your second try, if not on your first. The game is really forgiving, since you have a HUGE amount of lives (3 at the start of the fight, and you regain one each time you take one from the boss).

The graphics aren't great, at all. When the camera get up close, you can really see that it's all kind of ugly, but it doesn't stay there that long, and in fight, it does not matter that much.

Didn't regret playing it, even though I thanks ecad52 for it. I wouldn't have put down 25 for that game. But yeah, overall, pretty solid.

For those that finished the game, which ending did you take?

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Sure you do

Rebellion, obviously. What kind of bitch nigga would pussy out of the final boss?

Nigger I've got tabs open that I've had there for over a year. What could possibly be hard to believe about keeping a tab for 3 days?

Why?

OCD probably.

I took rebellion too, but there has to be an ending where you slaughter the architect, right? I can't be the only one who's immersed a bit in the lore of this game and figured out that the rabbit guy is the architect of the jail you were put in. What makes me wonder if you can fight them is that when I went to load my game, I saw chapters for each of the bosses, 1 through 10, and a single 12 for the star. What I didn't see was a chapter 11. I bet we can fight him on chapter 11 if we aim to assimilate the planet.

Time to play through it again.

Had to stop at the cyberpunk angel woman, getting too late.

Holy shit this game is incredibly fun. Easily my GOTY so far. The Knight and the Woman-unicycle-laserhead thing are tied for my favorite bosses so far. The Knight fight was absolutely intense with all that melee combat and the unicycle woman had an interesting setting and you could actually use the environment to your advantage.

Speaking of that, anybody know what the deal was with the squares while fighting the unicycle woman? If you walked over them when they lit up, she would ignore you and cycle up to them and start shooting them, giving you a free charged hit if you are so inclined. They would recharge after about a minute. There were also some weird things on a couple of the pillars that, when shot, would light up. The uniwoman would then seemingly go insane next to them, once again letting you get some free hits. I only noticed that after my third retry or so. Does anybody know what any of the reasoning behind that stuff is, or is just thrown in to help out players who notice it?

I can already tell this is one of those games that I will "see" as I try to get to sleep tonight.

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It's hard to say, really. Lore-wise, we can only really refer back to the Voice's exposition about her:
"We don't really know much about her, either. She just showed up one day and started tearing everything apart. So we put her in here. Every wall she broke would just grow right back… It drove her insane. Poor girl."
I can only imagine that the glowing is a precursor to the walls growing back after she smashes them, so it drives her insane and she tries to go after it.

Getting a perfect counter should do more damage in my opinion.

Probably. It's even a bad thing to do a perfect parry on the samurai guy because it just triggers his QTE which results in zero damage to him.

Its okay. I mean, its a game about mastery of its mechanics and overall skill so its already fucking miles above the dog shit we normally get, but something don't really seem to be executed well. Like the parrying feel very floaty.

LITERALLY
IMPOSSIBLE