Pew pew ice~ ♥
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I'm at work stop it
game is fun
Oh, I was right, Voyta is just another version of Wojtek.
He really enjoys war, as per the name's meaning, ain't that some bad-ass shit?
Got firstblood at least :c
who did you play ?
cute hhe's my most played hero
I hope you followed these steps.
"blink dagger.. really"
I don't know why that cracks me up the most.
BLINKIN' 'N' SLAMMIN'
"You see tovarisch when whole base is bomb you cannot win."
BITCH ASS FAGGOTS
It's painful knowing that I'll not see your faces anymore. But I must take this stand for what I know is right. You may think that an old gangsta wouldn't be afraid to die, but this old man is very frightened. I'm hoping that I'll find a little of my mother's dignity and strength. So far, I'm as frightened as a child who fears the dark. But we must fight the darkness that is threatening to engulf us. Each of us must be a ray of hope and do our part and join with the others till we've become a blinding light, triumphant over darkness. Until that task is accomplished, life will have no meaning. More than anything, you must remember which side you're on and fight for it. My brother and I will march beside you, holding hands again. We'll sing your song of victory. You'll feel us in your hearts. Our spirit.
Our spirits will be with you always. And our love.
SHUT THE FUCK UP BART I AM NOT OPENING UP TO NIGGAS RIGHT NOW.
That one 87(?) min match though.
I just melted
the fear is real
POAST SHINKA CHEERREADER
the fugging cutest
Yea, for sure.
Also color me surprised, I was playing Razor.
Naturally. I still remember.
Also, just playeda game.
Spot the noob.
I wasn't sure, because I was drinking during that match.
gg no re, we should doto 2 sometime again, but for now I'm about to csgo.
MOBA PLATYYING SCUM
Alright man, have fun.
when abdul is hungry and he scary af
I cooked that meal for him
how can i help you?
traps are inherently better than women
kittens are just so gosh darn cute
you need to cover that with something..
-puts your hands on my breasts-
is that better?
now with your two hands in use, you cant function
Use ANIMU as the watermark and I will make a circlejerk deck for us.
Yes, I'd like one Manana please.
not "My Hands"
we offer various kind of mana bananas, how would you like your mana banana served?
-puts on shirt- >.>
i must be very tired
Nono. I don't need fruits. I want a genuine Manana.
Do you do deliveries?
This is good shit
now raise your hands and spin!
we do delivery, but it will cost you extra, we recommend eating it in our place!
traps are inherently better than women
No you're not.
Eating?! What would I do that for?
we have the best quality mana bananas! the best dessert in town!
I don't want your damn Banana's. I want a real Manana.
blow bros before hoes
i'll have to ask my manager..
That's fine, that's fine.
I got time. I'm a patient man.
I got 7 mac11s
You're not my master
So you ARE still in this place?
he is on some business trip..
that's fine, it could be fun though!
Aww, when will he be back?
I'm mostly here for Erio since she's not on Steam anymore
You want to be my master? What would you have me do?
Ugh stop, I hate lesbian porn
when he thinks he should! he's the manager, he can do whatever he pleases!
I dont want to be anyone's master, i want us to be equal and maybe do something we can both enjoy
...Fair enough. But that doesn't mean you wouldn't know.
I know doing that.
how about aliens?
he thinks the situation is somewhat hostile toward him, so he flew to other country!
You think I should just leave? I kinda don't wanna be here anyways
I'm asexual so I find a lot of porn disgusting
(Like how a straight man cringes when he watches gay porn)
I think you should leave
I used to be like that myself.
But I need a Manana.
I don't really see a reason for that.
I don't want you to leave, at the very least.
ah, you must be leading a very interesting life
sorry sir.. we cant help you
A shame, really.
What will Manana be doing until they come back tho?
I'm now like 37 hours awake
hiding, blending with the surrounding, which he will probably fail and give up and then just enjoy the scenery
It was 27 like 3 hours ago.
Can i join in?
I can't maths, I've been awake since 11:00 yesterday. how many hours it that
Why do you think I should leave and for how long?
I really want to leave but I need reason
How did you change? I've tried watching porn to become numb to it but it's not happening
You do want me to leave because you brought it up just now
No... i'm just very sub/masochistic...
We all have to leave someday
I hope you go before myself
be in a relationship for over half a decade and be cut off most of the time. Then go years without anything.
Oh and make sure they and their parents are bat shit religious people.
But why do you want me to leave?
So you became a virgin again?
That's 32, hun.
No, it was just an observation.
Same here, methinks.
Don't worry, I'm a practicing Satanist
Waarom Tokai no sleepings
Nah, my son can attest to that... lol
you area reminder of things i wish never would have happened and a constant source of jealousy, anger, and discontent
That's just my opinion but it's certainly not a good one
It was meme time all night
I watched the entire 1st season of k-on, listened vaporwave, made scoot memes and so on with a little wine.
I think I'm sexually attracted to blood
Is he cute?
What did I ever do to you...
You were the one that threw me away when you had me all to yourself
Sounds like a horrible time.
I've only seen pics of him in the last 6 years. My ex ran off with him. He'll be a teenager in August.
I dont know I think I repressed it
If I thought hard enough im sure i could think of sometihing
I dont just hate people for no reason
how dare you
look at this great oc
Oh whoa too young for me, nvm
You never played catch with him?
Tell me honestly right now... Do you want me to leave this place and never return?
leave and never return
I don't want to be scape goated like that
While I would rather not see you here, just about everyone should have the right to post
except for sci
I should go back to therapy
Is that what you really, truly and honestly want?
The real reason I stood here all these years was to keep an eye on you. If you don't want me to do that then I have no reason to be here
Erio had a huge crush on that girl... I wonder if she still does
His mom is a psycho bitch. She wants full control of him. She wouldn't let me around him unless she wanted to "date." They live like 22 hours south of here. Chicago to Tampa, just about.
are you a lil bitty grumpy?
DEATH TO GOOKS
RAIDCHAN POR VIDA
yOU ARE A GOOD PERSON
K-on is a valid reason.
tfw no S3
what would make gwumpy to happy?
Women shouldn't be allowed to raise men... I'm sorry for probing you about this topic >_<
Because loving blood isn't normal
She's offliine .v.v
Season 2 was horrible
T-there's still S2!
And the mango!
you not drooling
It's ok. It's a shitty situation. Some women would love to have the dad around. She's not the type.
spam until she's online
that works 5/7 times
yeaah but I know those already..
But then your mouth will be all dry..
Meh. There are worse fetishes.
I think I'm that way too... I mean I want the father to be there but I'll be so overprotective of my son...
Does your son hate you for not visiting?
then add more
How do you want me to give it to you?
No need to be too terribly over protective. Just teach him and he'll do good.
Nah, back in 2010, he told me, "my mom hates you." He was 7 then. He kind of knows what's going on a little I'm sure. I imagine that she don't talk bad about me now since I'm not even around any of them. He gets $20 a month from me.
Erio's professor doesn't like when I text her during class
v.v I know... but still... it's hard to hide it
damn my dad took $20 from me every month anyway you have to see him! play football with him and junk :///
COD BO2 LOL.
Teach him computer tech stuff too.
how does it feel that class is more important than you?
No way you don't want him to be a geek do you?
Feels really bad because I thought Erio liked talking to me
Whatever he wants. If he wants to go a different route, that's ok. He can be an IT head at a company and get paid some good money. He already plays games that I can't afford to buy. Probably runs in the genes.
But which is more useful?
His mom is going to end up hating him too >_<
I want a son so badly...
Anyway what did you do to her to make her hate you so much?
Me because I'll do everything for him
not everything is sexual
if you can find him :3
Why hide it?
That's a bit hard to do.
Sorry goggles I ended up falling asleep
Even teach her the knowledge she wants?
what a fag
Happens to me every day
She's a psycho bitch. If you talked to my friend that dated her before me... shit, all 3 of them that dated her before me, they would tell you the same.
She generally didn't like that I wanted to see him and she didn't like that I didn't want to give her money for nothing. She didn't like that she couldn't control everything that I do at all. She's a control freak (as you know).
Different reactions, noted
It's not socially acceptable >.>
Because he's boring?
Yes. Anything.... v.v.
She sounds great in the sack... anyway sorry for bringing that up... I'm going to duck out of here and think about what I have done... bye
lol, aight. later.
and actually, no. she's too religious to put out much or actually enjoy it. she's very clean though.
those are some nice sized tits
why does she look like a teenager tho .-.
ARe you REsearching US?!
her uniform might give it away but adults like to cosplay in highschool uniforms in japan
so you dunno how old she really is
It's literally drawn. Take it for what it is.
That's a man
Yui Yuigahama is a student in class 2F of Sōbu High School
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SUBTLE
She is one
Confirmed now that you're a lewdie..
the one im posting or the one subtle posted
oh I thought that was tokai
Age is just a number
Jail is just a place
Earlier I admitted to licking my own semen as if it where honey, I think we knew..
The one I did lol
licking my own semen as if it where honey
THEY SANG ANOTHER VICTORY SONG
BOSTON BOSTON BOSTON BOSTON BOSTON
You're fucking dirty
What the fuck is that kind of question??!!
You going to any of those Ghibli films showing at harbour lights picturehouse?
do you like electro swing, proto?
why the interest
iF TOMMOROW COMES.
FUCK WITH THE REAL AND GET FUCKED BY THE REAL
Nope but I know some people who are
I could though that sounds nice
If anyone makes the pun "Don't you mean 'queer curiousity?'", *slap*
SAY MY NAME RIGHT
YOU PUT A 1 AFTER IT
I'm gonna sue you
*sniff* I think I smell something.
Subtle help me
I'm like half awake and want to go back to bed but if I do I know I'm not gonna wake up till 2pm
My body is aching too
Also nice yui pic
oh and the video itself is quite good, it's unique
you should watch it
You're one to talk, damnit.
I went last night, I think there was some weeb gathering outside after.
Well I admit it!
you not yet
I've fucked a 16 yr old irl several times
It was consensual too
She's 17 now
We still fuck around
It doesn't help she has a bf too
But I'm not recruiting for ISIS.
Jack off then sleep?
You expected I was there? ^^
I wonder what that gathering consists of..
Of course not.
I don't believe that
I thought you were a sucker for Assad.
I wanna jerk you off
You see it is a win win, more meat for Assad's meatgrinder, and less dumbo's in Netherlands
It crossed my mind that you might be. I dunno they were just being loud.
they only want to play ranked
Fuck, I didn't want to have to resort to jacking off but I guess that will help
Help me out here Subtle
I dont feel bad at all about her age, its more about her bf dude
Like she's always posting pics of them together and like "I love him so much" right after she came over and we fucked
I just like her status on fb and laugh
Poor guy tho, they've been dating for over a year now
Ugh, Desu is here
Oh you just want them out.
Fine by me.
Like she's always posting pics of them together and like "I love him so much" right after she came over and we fucked
dont lie nigga
I think it's disgusting too, Forty.
Kinda wish I could've been there
What film did you end up seeing?
It's so....I don't want to call it immoral, although it is.
Just understand that most humans are horn-dogs and move on. It's the only way to accept it.
one day you'll know
for being so dirty I have to take a shower
how's everything going?
First one was Nausicaa they're showing them in release order until June on Wednesdays. Think it's Laputa next then Totoro.
I understand, but do not want to accept.
Welp. Can't say I didn't try.
Good luck with that.
Why would I lie about that?
I have done younger tbh but being fair I was really young too
Is that still considered morally wrong?
We're both pretty bad people for doing that but oh well
What is done is done
A-Am I disgusting? D:
No you fag, I didn't mean help me like jack my dick off for me
Like link me some good shit
You're the one with the gay thoughts here
you'll never ntr a cuck
ikt will never cuck me
ypu better be arjuna or I will fucking kill you
Kinda wonder if Brit weebs are worse than Murrican weebs
Honestly I feel like Murrican weebs take the cake but who knows
I'd have to skip Wednesday taekwondo but it could be worth it, I could make any of them, 11th or 25th
I'll think about it ^^
Eww, find your own stimulus
You guys are worse for sure
actually committing to a relationship or respecting other peoples relationships
You should know me better by now Welms
Its even worse I dont even feel bad after doing it
Maybe I just dont have any morals anymore?
Its not even that hard linking some porn
Now I have to actually look for some myself
What a drag
I'm disappointed in you.
You've said that you didn't have remorse, before.
I'll probably end up going to the majority of them. Maybe not grave of the fireflies or ponyo.
Did you honestly expect anything better
I can't really say that isn't true cause I have seen some pretty fucking bad weebs here
Its those same weebs that made me turn into the normie I am today
Like I'm as much as a weeb as they are but I didn't want to end up like them so I decided to change how I look
I wasn't even talking to you
We already agreed that you think I'm a horrible person for doing that a while back
No need to remind me
How do I get my remorse back?
I never lost it
Did you finally fix your eyebrows?
not good not bad?
Honestly, if you have sexual relations with anyone who can't be self-sufficient
then it's wrong
but that's just my opinion
I remind you so that you can change your ways.
Someone has to.
I do wonder when I see those kinds of cringe inducing weebs how they can act like that. I don't think anyone I know would think I had even heard of anime unless I've told them.
I hope you're used to disappointment
That kind of thing is just as repulsive to me *shrugs*
I don't know.
he'll grow up some day.
Maybe after another dui
and you're here
that makes me happy
That's pretty reasonable actually
But you know me, I dont really care lol
Its actually kind of sweet you care and want me to change
Its people like you that make me strive to be a better person
Same reason I dont do relationships
I already know I can't commit so why even bother?
I'm just gonna end up hurting someone and wasting my time
Why not those two? 'Cause you've seen them?
When you asked that question, I only had to think about that video of the two girls in their anime club
Doing the Haruzhi Suzumiya dance..
Im having strawberries. I reckon a couple of months from now, I'll be super tired of strawberries, that is usually how the summer goes.
Its people like you that make me strive to be a better person
See! See! I matter!
You're fucked, but there is good inside you
let's hope the right woman comes along and straightens you up
I miss the captain so much it hurts,
Counterintelligence is one of the most thankless jobs in spy craft. Its practitioners think the unthinkable, examining each operation, recruit or defector for the possibility that it may be a deception. Counterintelligence agents also try to recruit agents who work for hostile intelligence services, hoping to confuse opponents with cleverly packaged false information.
I am so tired I can't see straight.
Desu really talking shit today
Its gonna be a good day
I can feel it
Don't get your hopes up
That is inevitable either way you approach it imo
get some rest, brother.
what post pissed him off?
My hopes are sky high!
a drink or two and I will/
If you invest any ounce of emotion on people like him I pity you
Greek food is the best
Nah I've seen all of them multiple times grave of the fireflies is just a bit of a downer think you need to be in the right mood and I don't really feel like seeing ponyo.
I care about you too.
I would agree but I hate kebab now because I hate Turkey
I find that hard to believe since this is the first we've spoken in half a year almost
I hate food now because I hate Earth.
You've been asking me to show you my penis plenty in the last few months.
I like the earth
And you never responded
I actually went to go visit my HS anime club once and it was so fucking autistic
Only reason I stayed for as long as I did was because there was free pizza
There was neckbeards who didn't even talk and some messy looking fujoshis who like screeched and shit
It smelled like fucking BO in there too
Got the fuck out of there after my 2nd slice of pizza
Strawberries and creme sound so good rn
Of course you do
Who said you didn't?
You matter to me, even if you do constantly scold me all the time.
Its cause you care
We're all a lil fucked but there is always good inside of us
tbh my family has been shaping me up pretty damn well
Haven't smoked weed in like 3 weeks and rarely drink now
I honestly dont need a relationship
I make it clear to almost everyone I talk to
Strictly porking somebody is still a relationship though. It simply has different parameters.
I'm so hungry.
Never had any
have you not been eating well?
You've had your chance!
I only had strawberries.
I'm kinda excited now, I haven't been to a cinema in ages
And haven't watched much Ghibli actually
I wanna see more weebs irl too
I almost went to mine, but time conflicts
And not much good anime showing
They take up a lecture theater and watch every week
Get some! it's lovely chyros meat and sour sauce stuff.
I asked then too but you wouldn't give
When have I ever eaten well?
But no, I guess not. I'm just sick of throwing away whatever I get so I haven't been getting anything.
I have no recollection of this.
Maybe one day
I must have a better memory than you
my sleep deprivation is kicking in
totes should, what's your favo food?
When was the last time you alcoholed?
Im not sure I have a favorite, maybe chinese
Show me instead.
I assumed you ate well otherwise
throwing away whatever I get
That's goodie, and cheap.
I've been awake since 11:00 yesterday, should I sleep?
It begins to disgust me after a few bites. Or it sits in my fridge and I'm not at home that much so it goes bad. Or I just throw it up later.
Maybe I'll try a salad at work tonight.
Are you gonna stay sober forever now?
check your email.
So I just came so hard to a POV webm thread on /gif/
And I was supposed to go back to sleep
Now I'm wide awake and my member won't stop throbbing
Guess I'll take a shower then
Forgive me father for I have sinned lmao
Did ya eat a whole box full?
They were watching fairy tail when I went
I was like pls anything but this garbage
Also do you wear glasses irl?
I have fun in moderation. Classes start next week anyway and I'm more busy with work. I might drink tonight though there's a cinco de mayo party at my apartment
Was it from the girls POV?
Last time I went was Princess Kaguya. I just got accosted by some blind drunk guy in the city centre. Think he wanted a cigarette but his babbling was incomprehensible.
How the hell does this thing even fit in your pants?
Yeah, thatd be a good idea
I hope you'll be okay, welma
can you carry me to bed?
What do they celebrate? Are there many mexicans where you live?
This is why I have to wear skirts.
Strawberries do sound nice rn tbh
That or some peaches
Who even gets off to girl POV anyways?
Fuck if I know it's just an excuse to get drunk here
I'll be okay when I'm not fat.
It just hangs out the bottom then.
Will you actually sleep?
Why does youmu always have a giant sperm cell around her at all times?
Is it because she's a semen demon?
That nigga will get off to anything
His parents must be proud
Its why he deserves to be treated like trash
I'm light and apparently not tall so it's easy..
How tall are you?
this in america
I don't know if girl POV exists. I wonder what it'd be like.
But you don't seem like you need one.
Yeah I have to wear padded shoes so that I don't kick myself in the dick and hurt myself.
wow look at THIS secondary! Youmu is a half phantom half human, that is her phantom.
For lectures and cinema and driving, yeah
Stuff like that
I love those experiences
You shouldve taken a picture with him
Not too tall
Ive got a few inches on you
i lost all hope when a taller girl had to help me grab something in the store..
how tall are you then?
He then stumbled after me into the pub I'm in and proceeded to attempt to be abusive to the bar staff whilst spilling his can of carlsberg everywhere. He didn't even realise everyone was laughing at him.
That's having an inch on him.
taking me seriously
Whoa Mordin come on
Nigga I know enough about touhou
Quiz my ass
Alice is a faggot ass puppeteer, medicine is cute af. She's crushing on Marisa who steals as much as a nigger, Patchouli is a smelly mage who gaps to the book of grimoire. Remilia is mai waifu, sakuya sucks and throws knifes, flan is edgy and autistic etc
I hate that though, either I wear glasses 24/7 or not at all
Thinking of getting contacts
None of that.
I'm like 5'6 or 7
5'7 on my license at least.
I guess this is one of those "I was only pretending to be retarded!" moments
*pull leg* sorry..
Touhou is bad and you should feel bad
No wait, Tokai is taller than me lmfao
brb lying myself
Time to sleep.
Its like an elephant trunk
Is it weird I sleep with feet sticking out of the blanket?
It feels nice
Why do you say these things?
It's not that big, stop making fun of my genitals.
yeah unless it's super hot and uncomfortable because of that. if you let your toesies stick out then the monsters under the bed will bite them.
calls me a nerd
also wears glasses
I cut my finger tip open last night and it hurts to play dota
*Carries you to bed*
Cause I like messing with you
Also Remi/Mokou best 2hus
Its somewhat hot but I like doing it at night when its chilly
Then again I sleep with socks on so there's that
That's the joke
Wow way to be so serious Subtle
mhm ni ni
Soto don't feel bad because you know he would have done the same thing to you
nice I just went 0-17
I-I don't wanna say
bby there's no need to be so tsundere
You're not suppose to stutter on vowels
There really is, tsuns are great
Yeah you are, idiot
See, even he thinks so
I'm serious you need to learn the rules of the internet. Anyway Dota isn't a game about strategy or skill it's about how reckless you can be to win
I'm not a he
You really are a dummy
Okay then what's rule #1
Subtle isn't a he either
Don't talk about /b/
isn't soto 5'6
Fine then what's rule #2
You say that about everyone
Way to feed subtle
It's made me face the grim reality
That I actually suck