Bitch about your most hated game

memes aside, undertale's first half was looking really good, but it quickly becomes a mess of bad game design, really slow paced gameplay, memes, and whatnot. Then there's the fandom

Bioshock Infinite
I can't stand that game and the fact that people praised it like it was the best game ever. "look how mature this game is, muh racism and muh multiverse" so because of that, you can forgive the shitty narration and the fact that 99% of the game is basically "kill everything that moves"?

Yeah I tried the multiplayer the other day (I only played it once when it was out). I kept getting spawnkilled by a walker from across the map.

I wish they made a horde mode for Metal Gear Online.

Fucking F-Zero GX
Dear Nintendo:
YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY loving GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.

Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my poo poo in handfuls at the loving television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product - YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT - but instead the drat thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single loving digit IQ could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7. INSULTED.

WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing the grand loving prix; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single loving advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.

How in the gently caress does Black Shadow - whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of poo poo next to the Crazy Bear - suddenly become SO loving GOOD that he can stay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top loving 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST enjoyable human being IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE loving FUTURE.

But it's not just Black Shadow with the magical powers, it's the entire loving lineup of racers! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY BOOST.

But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of poo poo hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it's entire energy bar in no less than four loving boosts! Add to this the entire course just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.

HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well gently caress that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.

Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge loving kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the rear end in a top hat game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.

It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of poo poo clown car you have hidden away from me so I can start racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your loving mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and loving DIE DIE DIE.

Literally a player action resulting in an apology? Or just hamfisted abuse of minorities on screen?

Final Fantasy and simultaneously Kingdom Hearts. I'll use them both because my gripes are the same and they share so much content between each other.

Nonsensical worlds, lore, and backstory, edgy deviantart OC-tier characters that are as annoying as they could possibly be, bog standard and mind numbingly repetitive combat, writing that feels like a twelve year old created it, and generally overrated as all fucking hell.

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Metal gear was totally shit after MGS. The nintendo games were shit before MGS came out. There was no one, who was worth anything, before MGS that liked them. I'm fucking old, I remember. MGS 2 was shit. The third one was OK. The rest are all shit. It's all shit.

Dude just take him out with the side attack at the beginning of the race, Problem solved.

/r/ing that Hotline Miami LITERAL MEME GAME copypasta

Is this a copypasta?

it is user, it really is

well I just found out this post is actually 13 years old's

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E.Y.E divine superemacy is literal trash.

Clumsy controls, respawning enemies, confusing directives, and more make this game a pain in the ass to get through.

Im glad i pirated this, i would have regret buying it as much as fallout NV, but at least it was a slightly decent game, with its only flaw being that its slow and clumsy as fuck, unlike E.Y.E, which has a shitload of problems.

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If Kojima is a Marxist, why is the entire Metal Gear plot a redpill about globalists trying to destroy borders and create a world government that rules over a race mixed mudpeople underclass that has one language and no culture?

That is Zero's plan, whose name by the way is David, a Hebrew name.

Because he felates Che in peace walker. That's a good part of the argument if I'm not mistaken.

Have you stupid fucks ever considered the idea that people's views aren't encapsulated by the Holla Forumsack-marxist dichotomy?

Because lots of Holla Forumsacks started as centrists and subsequently bought into conspiracy bullshit and Stormfaggotry in response to the explosion of SJWs.

They've just adopted SJW tactics of strawmanning and setting up false dichotomies under the belief it will get their own delusional movement the same mainstream respect as the SJWs' currently has.

like your shitty little pictures could change anything.

the shit game will always be a shit game

no
or smug anime girls would ever change that

i agree with this, EYE is a piece of shit.
-enemies can respawn on top of you
-powers are all useless except for clones and invisible
-grenades were absolutely useless unless you land them in enemys crotches
-retarded hacking minigame, 10 minutes of rhythmically pressing the same combination of buttons and abusing the little delay the NPCs have between commands.
-the story was shit. straight outta m. night shyamalamadingdong failed abortions book.
-All the maps are full of dead ends that look like they were meant to have something on them
-game world is completely empty, there is nothing anywhere except for when you visit an area related to the main quest
-partner AI is fucking retarded which is no surprise considering how shit the rest of the game is
-90% of sidequests are broken and have rewards that you can get by killing like 4 guys.

did 1 playthrough and uninstalled

its a Holla Forums bitches about Holla Forums thread

A shake up is always nice

do it, you fucking pussy

I considered Other M, WoW, and a few others but my final answer is (((Ken Levine's®))) Biosuck "Citizen Kane" Ultrafinite.

I actually really liked the first two Bioshocks, sure they were "casualized" compared to SS2 but they were enjoyable for what they were and still pretty complex by AAA console standards. How the fuck did Infinite get fucked up so badly?

Story

Gameplay:

And yet casuals/journos ate it up, shilled it up to meme game status, and even convinced me that I liked it for a full play through before I realized it was shit.

Oh I forgot that, its been so long since I played Peace Walker. Yeah that was really cringeworthy actually.

Have you ever considered that Holla Forums is always right? We know better what Marxism is than you you fucking retard. We've researched the left for years.

Actually, just facts with hard evidence. Clearly you've never been to Holla Forums, even once.
>>>Holla Forums

But that's how it always is. Holla Forums always shows up, triggered about nationalism and derails a thread.

Gltichhikers
Fuck this game

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Dragon age 2
I just hope I can forget it one day
I just want to forget

Overwatch

It's not the fact that the game is bad it's the fact that everybody in the cancerous "le ironic memer" community won't shut the fuck up about it, and when they defend it they always act like cocky faggots, literally the only reason that game is popular is because Blizzard was smart enough to know that they don't have to make a game good as long as there's enough waifus in the game people will eat that shit up, What makes me so furious about it though is that it is just a shitty rip off of TF2 but worse in every single way, Mercy is Literally the Medic but with a zoom instead of Uber, and every other character is is just one ability of a TF2 character but made into there own character so that leaves every character feeling unfinished. and the map design is all the worse parts of TF2 maps and only that, riddled with choke points and tight spaces. And this is all the game will ever be, there won't be and neat and interesting things to discover like Sentry jumping or Pyro flying. And the game is completely unbalanced and knowing Blizzard they aimed for this because they love metas instead of being able to play what you want which is the whole point of there being so many classes. And then there's the cosmetics why have multiple slots for items to let you customize and make unique combos when we can just change the color and if you get a lucky drop and different outfit, and if you are really lucky that outfit is a different color. But seriously this game game is just Blizzard wanting to rip off TF2 because they were mad that Steam got to Dota 2 and they didn't because Heros of the Storm blew. It's just lazy and bad design after another.

Isn't this game and the people involved in silverstring and the usual LWHO's and the company they work for?

People that say that a game with solid gameplay feels like a "chore' are always fucking cancer. You dont fucking like games, you dont try to be creative and have fun with it. You just want the most streamlined garbage possible. I bet you like jrpgs.

Kill yourself.

I don't remember when he said that.

Anyways, that's not why I was upset. What I took the game to task for was that it was one of the worst cases of blue balls in vidya. KojiPro promised lots of Taboo themes, but nothing outside of Ground Zeroes could have been considered controversial. Child soldiers? They're in the game, but since killing them means a game over instead of contributing to Boss' demon outfit and you don't even see them in Mother Base, it's pointless. Those that dont Exist were made into Parasite units, but they barely exist outside of a few missions, and like with the child soldiers they dont exist in the free roam mode. The promise of an open world MGS sounded cool on paper though in practice it just means one large, flat, empty map. I had fun for the 50 hours I spent on it, but it just didn't live up to the hype.

I'm seeing double

I'm not being cute, either, you're using proxies

This game killed a series by going completely contrary to everything that came before it. The game itself is mediocre-decent and takes a couple cues from older Resident Evils (limited saving and partial-carryover new game), but because it's a numbered sequel and not a side-game, and because it murdered the series until BOF6 turned it into a shambling iOS zombie, is why i can't forgive it's existence.

Deux Ex - HR
Farcry 3

Most lazily done console tier shit I've seen and people praise it like its the best thing ever.

They seem like unfinished mods for other games to me.

But it didn't.

didn't expect any less from a retard that plays a shit game because it has memes, i bet you love undertale

kill yourself eyefag, your favorite game is shit

is E(. Y .)E really that cancer?

I loved the new mgs and I believe the best one is the 3rd one.

Fuck ya'll niggas.

heeeeelllllooooooo, very important factual-opinion here!!!!

its a mediocre, unfinished FPS, made by the french (who are known for giving up at things). what is playable of it is not terrible, but its nowhere near good. see for details

that dude who is being mocked in the ebin meme collages stated facts about the game and concluded that it was bad, and the crybabies who follow that turd of a game like a cult got uppity, since they were more numerous (and in Holla Forums, more people agreeing with you means you're right) they meme'd him on. Now every time someone dislikes eye for all of its visible flaws they will get meme'd on like they were that guy.

go play it if you haven't, but please, pirate it. in fact, here
kat.cr/e-y-e-divine-cybermancy-tinyiso-t5707768.html

the devs don't deserve money for shitting out an unfinished turd, either give me a full game with something to do on it or fuck right off.

And right on cue, they trot out the muh Marxists strawman. Any similarity with muh mysoginy is no coincidence.

The funny thing is, the very traits that makes you so much like SJWs also keep you from seeing you're so much like SJWs. Not that I would expect you to see the irony, seeing as you already did what said.

This has to be bait

Hamfisted abuse. The scene in question gave you two choices: throw the ball at em, or don't. Either way, the ball never gets thrown because some cop dude catches your arm and is ready to arrest you. No forced apologies, so not sure where the other user got that from.

ITT people shit on EYE because they don't like it again.

I'll post it in every thread till the day I die.

But is it a bad game?

It's a fun game that's not for everybody. If you like games like Serious Sam or Stalker you should enjoy it.

man… these things have hastened up

it's shit, already explained why in an earlier post itt.
you want a good FPS play stalker, fuck, play nu-doom, at least that game is finished, unlike eyedc

Not even sexlab can make it fun.

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i love STALKER and hate Serious Sam

can you guess what i think of EYE?

I'll redact the fun I had then.

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Didn't see this post when I posted the images. It doesn't hurt to post the images twice though. They always cause buttmad anons to come out of the woodwork.

lol he's back

are your legs ok

how about refuting the points here

If he keeps posting we should make another image. He's at (6) now but wait and see.

>wh-why can't you refute my points?
How to spot a redditor

But if it's like an arena shooter then I understand, I liked painkiller.

Holy shit fucking leave

its not an arena shooter, its an FPS/RPG.

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at least its finished

I have never seen someone so anally devastated from being bad at a video game.

Keeps you on your toes, but the spawn system doesn't work if you're looking at the spawner.
So, getting right up to a Deus Ex Machina, then using the triangle gate isn't useful, huh, must have been dropped on the head as a kid because having an instant kill is pretty damn useful.
wew
Forgot to mention that it's optional most of the time, and in the times that it's required to hack a door, it takes about 5 seconds to do.
wew
Sure was, one of it's flaws.
It doesn't fucking matter most of the time because they die anyway.
Yep, game could have used more sidequests
There, I "refuted" your obvious fucking bait.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/suicide/

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yeah, it's sad that an "unfinished" game made by a bunch of no-name frog is a better FPS than MOOM: Halo Edition featuring Skyrim memes from the Skyrim series

im looking at that corner, i turn around for 2 seconds and suddenly theres a guy there, thats horrible programming.
and then you can buy no upgrades, they purposefully made it so that you have to keep the respawn rate high as fuck (and hence, enemies magically appearing out of your own ass) in order to grind memezouf to buy shit, like it was a fucking dragon quest game.
you get that power at the end of the game, by that time the game isn't even worth playing anymore, not a counterargument. that'd be like saying "you can launch nukes with a power but only in the last level and NG+", whats the point of getting a super strong skill when you don't have anything to use it with anymore? good games give you the "super" weapon/skill somewhere in the middle and limit your usage of it, for example the dragon slash in Grandia or the Gauss rifle in stalker cop, so you have to manage carefully when to use it
in a good FPS like stalker you use them a lot, but EYE is not a good fps, its shit
if you're going to force the player to play through your shit game 3 times to unlock the real ending, then it should.

you agreed with part of my point and were wrong about the rest, why you people keep defending this broken turd is beyond me.

If you played through a game you hated three times because you wanted to see the true ending, your priorities for gameplay versus story are severely misplaced

Did you miss the other one, user?

No, but "I'm seeing triple" doesn't work as well with the pun

Le "you are a conspiracy theorist and i don't care if you have the proof" meme
Go back to >>>/oven/

league of legends
every month they just fuck something up that was previously fine
well balanced zilean that hardly anyone else played gets his bomb replaced with a skillshot, passive changed for no reason too
well balanced taric that hardly anyone played get's revamped twice, even though he was just fine in the first two cases, now he's literally not carrying a shield even though his title is "the shield of valoran"
ryze is getting revamped for the third or forth time now, even though he was just perfect after the first revamp
items are getting more and more retarded for no reason
etc.

There's nothing wrong with being jewish.

Don't forget all the anons screaming:

Pretty sure it's a TRS meme

I just wish MGSV was more like a bigger Ground Zeroes, both in tone and gameplay structure. No open world, but multiple Camp Omega style areas and actually being taboo.

What? It doesn't take a genius to tell someone:
The guys who were saying this shit way before Kojima the hack deserve the credit. He isn't putting forward anything new, well, part from muh nanomachines.
Also:
You're forgetting that the plot changes every game thanks to Kojimabo's fanfiction tier writing. Hell, even the Jap-to-Eng translator for the older games (MGS2 mainly) said this and she got told to remove all mentions of this comment and probably got fired. Kojima is an egotistical hack, who has no skin to speak of.

your favorite game is shit, everything you like about it is dumb and youre retarded. the only reason you like it is because of the modding community

You wanted your points addressed, that user addressed them. Not anyone else's problem you don't like it.

"Respawn too hard waah"
Step up, bitch nigger.

"Muh grenades"
A good FPS isn't defined by grenade usage. Try again.

"B-but Triangle Gate is only available if you've beaten the game at least once!"
You never specified otherwise, stop goalpost moving. If you want useful powers you can grab early on, how about "teleport-gib into a fucker" or "gib a guy by summoning a werewolf inside him, said werewolf will then try rape nearby enemies", or the classic " make a guy go mad and attack his buddies". Or "turn ammo lying around on the floor into health".

"The story is hard to understand abloobloo"
It's not a fucking comic book, you have to put some effort in. If you want to be spoonfed, you can play Bioshock Infinite.

The accurate complaints are that the translation is poor (amusingly so), the levels are massive and often empty. Although negative factors, they don't make the game unplayable or unenjoyeable.
Try getting good.

…except everything

No way, that didn't happen. I don't remember a lot about MGSV or the aftermath, but there's no way anons defended it being unfinished. We all knew there was supposed to be more, and defending some of the content being cut out is so bullshit.

That doesn't count, try again :^)

You should reread what you've typed. You sound like an ignorant fanboy of E.Y.E. Personally, I like the game, but it has a shitload of flaws.

lol

MGS 5 wasn't even open world.

I hate Overwatch because it's a bland shooter kept alive simply through memes and a defense force that gets upset at you when you have decent standards.

If MGSV is the worst game you've ever played then my god you need to step back and realize how lucky you are.

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And call me a hypocrite, but EYE from what I've seen so far is just a pretty good game. It lets you do pretty much anything in terms of character progression, the gunplay is pretty good, the lore is neat, it's original, it's not ass ugly.

The two things I could complain about the most in it is the awful hub world and poor enemy respawns in the sewer level. It's a game that's rough around the edges, but a breath of fresh air, regardless. It does the "unknown" atmosphere almost perfectly.

This

I've been playing through Final Fantasy 13 latey and I've got a shit ton to rant about, but you guys have already heard most of it so I'll keep it brief.

The plot is the same as every other Final Fantasy just about. A group of intrepid heroes sets out to topple a corrupt government, and kill god. That's fine. FF13 doesn't try to approach that until the very end of the fucking game. It spends most of its time wandering around while the cast sorts out their contrived personal problems.

Lightning just comes across as a bitch. We eventually find out she's being bitchy because she was a bitch to her sister before she got turned into crystal. What prompted her to be a bitch before that beats the fuck out of me. The sisters were orphaned at a young age, but this a almost perfect utopian society for the most part. I honestly can't comprehend someone unironically liking her.

Vanille would rather turn into a demon than actually tell anybody what's going on. While being infuriatingly cute.

Hope holds Snow exclusively responsible for his mother volunteering to fight so she could protect her son, getting killed in action by an airstrike, all after Lightning derailed their train. Eventually stops being a little bitch, and becomes somewhat likeable.

Sazh just wants to see his kid again, but it takes a long time for that to even come out. When he learns that Vanille is partially, indirectly responsible for what happened to his kid he almost kills her. Eventhough what happened was out of her control, and in fact maybe would have happened regardless of what her actions. He also never blames Fang who is equally, if not more, responsible. That being said the relationship with his son did tug at my heartstrings.

Fang is one of the coolest characters, and she is mostly non existent for most of the game.

Snow is a true bro, and he too gets little screen time for the bulk of the game.

The Chrystarium grid is a strictly worse sphere grid in every way.

The whole combat and paradigm system has its fun times, but it was not implemented well. Why the fuck did they make it so that the first time you change jobs in a fight you lose control, and have to waste a few precious seconds to see each person shift? In a combat system where timing plays a significant role? It's a small thing, but it has fucked me over numerous times.
Also, why did they regress so much with combat? Why can you no longer control your other party members directly, let alone thier AI? In addition to that they made it so that if the party leader dies it is an instant game over. They included a feature that serves no purpose in game or in story since anyone can be party leader.

Let's also not forget how most of the environments boil down to corridors. They made a rich, interesting, vibrant world that you can't explore. The most egregious example was the white cyber forest. "We can follow the lights so we don't get lost" it makes me think they had a much larger or complex area planned, but they scrapped it. I couldn't help but feel like I was on a guided tour the whole time.

TL;DR Even going into the game expecting it to be shitty it still manged to disappoint me.

I concur on most point. But my personal experience was, ironically, the opposite. My expectations were SO low that I was surprised to find the skeleton of good ideas there.

I am really not sure what they were attempting to do. Looking into the game, it wasn't like it was rushed or suffered funding issues. All the design choices were very deliberate. At least it seemed so.

I wonder why they did all that they did.

You forgot Blizzard fandom.

Just look how long HOTS / WoW / SC2 were kept alive despite being shit.

That's why I was so disappointed. I expected shit, but instead found the mangled corpse of a good jrpg.

I was left similarly bewildered at their design choices.

most hated i dunno, but most recent hate definitely. now i know the uncharted games are casual as shit, but i enjoyed 1-3 a fair bit, i honestly had lots of fun with 2 and playing 4 retroactively made me never want to play it again. as i predicted 4 took all the worst aspects of TLOU that were foolishly praised and threw it into the game. so instead of campy action and swarmy heroes you had WALKING AND TALKING and if you were lucky CLIMBING AND TALKING. but the climbing was the worst in the series since it served the least amount of threat in a series that already had fairly non threatening platforming because it was a way to pad out the boring fucking dialogue. adding crummy stealth ruined the action fun especially on a higher difficulty where enemies were 100% accurate hitscan hell. so instead of being able to do fun stuff with the tools provided it became a standard pop and shoot experience.

so as i've said there's a mountain of just fucking talking in this game, but there's no cheek to it because hennig isn't involved anymore, none of the cheeky characters like chloe and cutter were back and once again sully doesn't get enough screen time.

and the story despite the ever looming threat of it being a "THIEFS END" is completely inconsequential. everyone except for the main villain walks off and more or less continues the way they were, the sub villain literally just walks away from the finale as if to take the high road despite them being a complete piece of shit all game.

giving naughty dog one more chance was a giant fucking mistake on my part

Furthermore, webm related, it was designed for console first and foremost. And it shows, very much.

"Ultimates" is TF2 random kritz. However now controlled, as if that makes it better. I honestly think that is the biggest issue I have with Overwatch. Kritz are given to everyone and it is always building up. You can't "force a pop" or make kill enemy medic to "drop" their charge.
Having ultimates removes tactical choice and streamlines the game even further as if it needed that, as user said, the maps are full of choke points and tight corridors (making ultimates even harder to dodge or avoid, think heavy vs scout in a small enclosed area).

Fucking this. The stormcucks and SJWs are just two sides of the same coin, two different versions of authoritarian bullshit. But the stormcucks' particular delusion is that they would be *more* free after restricting everything, which makes no sense.

You faggots need to get out of your echo chamber: Holla Forums users look like they'd fit right in with the Tumblr pseudo-intellectuals if it weren't for the swastikas and Trump memes.

second. the individual camps in V were crap because most of them were in a an open field so you had to abuse ranged weapons or or decoys. and the compounds you do infiltrate all pretty much have an ideal route that's just circling the outside of it

multiple compounds with selecting entry point would have worked way better, and maybe a rework of the rank system or at least adding goofy challenges like holding enemies up with a banana like in peace walker.

open world is a fucking blight

Persona 4.

Fucking irredeemable weeaboo trash. Every second not spent in combat was either massively cringey or vomit-inducing, and the RPG combat was little more than repeatedly hitting brick walls. Over, and over, and over again.

I forced myself to play through its entirety just to affirm that it is one of the worst video games ever made. Into the trash it went. Literally.

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Was HOTS ever "alive"? That game felt like it died a week in.

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I hate Twilight Princess.

It is the second worst Zelda game behind Skyward Sword.

The world is boring, small, and a pain to traverse due to broken bridges and constant fetch questing

The wolf segments are shit okami controls mixed with a scavenger hunt FOR LICE

And the whole journey after you finish the Goron Mines feels forced as all hell. You saved the kids, but because you saw the princess once as a dog your jailbait friend runs off to the city to SAVE SOMETHING

Honestly the worst part is it could have been the BEST Zelda game, the engine was great, it looks very pretty, Link (when he IS Link) controls really well, and a lot of NPCs are super comfy.

If they focused their time on Hyrule and the Quest instead of EDGY DOG AND LICE it would've been a mastahpiece.

But no, it's shit

Not to mention that the game had a bad case of Far Cry 2 syndrome.

Fuck man, I was expecting populated villages, Muhj forces attacking Soviets, etc. Imagine being about to infiltrate a base right as resupply time hits. Suddenly you've got 20 more soldiers in the base, two trucks, and an APC escort to deal with. Stuff like that, to make it all more dynamic and alive instead of groups of 5 soldiers standing in different parts of the map.

Not to mention there being no fucking Cecile in the game.

Test
Fucking - shit - fuck - motherfucker - asshat

user why did you add your own filter to it?

The sad thing is that even though I agree with you, it's still my favorite Zelda game. Admittedly though it's my favorite through extreme preference more than anything. It's still the second worse 3D Zelda game behind Skyward Sword.

To me TP is just wasted potential. But I can see a genuine and amazing game behind it. It's one of those games I feel like the team wanted to be amazing but were hindered by the fact that it was a Zelda title. Imagine if this game was it's own IP. Every time the game was hindered by having to reference OoT it could instead base its originality on something else.

Either way the game could have been something amazing. It had great atmosphere, underdeveloped characters, fantastic concept design and under appreciated ideas that went nowhere. If Nintendo gave the ok to the people responsible for the universe I feel like the game could have been something amazing. Even if it was still Zelda it would have been pretty special so long as they didn't rely on their past successes as much as they did.

I agree with you on it's potential, and I bet you it was made the way it was so it was OoC 2.

What makes it your favorite though? What draws you? Personally my favorite is Wind Waker

The funny thing is that I find Wind Waker to be the most solid Zelda game.

I guess what draws me is the games simplistic combat and overall tone and style. While the combat isn't anything special or complicated it served its purpose. What really caught me was the games tone though.

People like to shit on the "dark" aesthetics for not actually being all to dark but it just sits right with me. I liked the choices they made with the design of the game. The Twili and the enemy design as well as many of the characters hyper-realistic depictions just looked extremely appealing. What stood out the most though was that TP was the first Zelda game that actually looked epic. I can't really explain it honestly. the game just feels immersive to me. It's rose tinted glasses of course but I can't help it. The first time I found myself in the sky town I was thoroughly amazed that by towards the end of the game it just had such an original and interesting design.

The intro fro TP hurts me because it looked like the intro to something akin to the Hobbit, and I was so excited to play it. It had a really shit beginning though, even if the combat was fun.

But yeah, TP's aesthetic is really well done, but it's obvious that Nintendo filled a trough of shit then fell in.

MKX i have never felt so betrayed by a videogame my whole life
when MK9 was released everyone was hating on it, i tried to be open minded and enjoyed MK9. I also played it competitively on locals.
when MKX was released, i enjoyed it even if it is pretty shit apart from the gameplay.
but dropping PC support was the deal done. im never supporting NRS again

I've only ever played the first F-Zero. Is whatever one he's talking about actually that hard?

the uncharted games for me. 2 reasons: by themselves they're fucking trash, but they've also taken part in doing immense damage to AAA games by pushing the whole "cinematic experience" shit the industry is so hopelessly in love with. bear in mind i got a ps3 last year and played these games later than most people, so i don't know if they're one of those "good at the time" cases, but from my perspective, they are some of the worst games i've ever played

gameplay and story-wise, they're just bad. gameplay has all the hallmarks of anti-fun idiocy shitty games love to tow around: arbitrary 2 weapon limit, bullet sponge enemies, no interesting changes in standard gameplay outside of sometimes being able to shoot a red barrel, treating the third person shooting genre in general as a way to pad out story with shooting galleries, and on and on. the shooting itself is also fucked. you can shoot some guy in the chest 10 times with an ak-47 and do the same job as 5 times in the chest with a fucking pistol, and shotgun patterns are so fucking random past 10 feet that they're essentially useless. there's also an annoying tendency of friendly npcs being completely unable to kill enemies, and i don't mean they miss, i mean they don't actually do any fatal damage. during the second game when the russian guy was attacking the mountain village, my rice nigger partner got in a 1v1 firefight with an enemy in a building. i sat and watched as they shot each other full of holes for about five minutes until i just shot the guy to death instead. the puzzles are boring, just open the magic journal up and find the solution, and if that fails, the game will flat out tell you the answer because the player cannot be trusted to actually have to think if they get stuck for more than a minute. climbing and platforming is ok, but suffers from oversimplified controls and being used as an excuse to be fed some oh-so-delightful snarky dialogue between characters.

speaking of snarky, sarcastic dialogue, the script if fucking shit. everybody loves to jerk off over how the uncharted games are well written and fun, but they're honestly on the same level as a transformers movie. and no, i don't expect games to have good writing by any means, but for fuck's sake, if people are going to make comparisons from this game to actually good films like the original indianna jones series, they better at least be half as good. uncharted is not, in many ways. every situation is structured roughly the same: you have your contextual setup, a brief exchange of snarky dialogue, and a conclusion that they have to do something. snark and sarcasm are like salt and pepper. they're good to add a bit here or there to something to make it better than it would be without, but the uncharted games, much like other poorly written works, use it as a crutch for developing interesting characters. you know that prank kids pull where you unscrew the cap on the salt shaker and salt goes fucking everywhere and ruins the food? naughty dog does that with every scene in uncharted with sarcasm, all the time, without stopping for air. it just makes me long for a scenario where drake and whatever bitch he's towing around this time can just talk like normal fucking human beings for a change. seeing drake survive fatal falls and injuries in cutscenes about 20 times per game also shatters the fuck out of my suspension of disbelief. yes, i know, getting out of bad situations is supposed to make things more intense, but when you do some stupid shit like where drake gets shot, gets in a train wreck, climbs up the side of a train car dangling off a cliff, then passes out in the snow wearing nothing but a t-shirt and jeans, it goes from tense to just fucking stupid. it's childish in a game trying to be serious while also trying to be lighthearted while also trying to be about a world-ending/changing artifact. it also shoe-horns nazis because indianna jones took place during world war 2. there is no other reason

as for the damage its done to the industry as a whole, well, its influence has gone far beyond what those hacks at ND could have ever hoped for. tomb raider, a game people would point to as a game uncharted was ripping off since there's not a ton of treasure adventure games, now goes for the uncharted style of gameplay. god of war is now the last of us with more fighting. the order 1886 took what uncharted was doing to an extreme. games like life is strange are becoming more and more common. i could go on and on. i know uncharted wasn't the first to do the cinematic bullshit, but they sure as hell brought it to the table as a way for failed film makers to try their hand in an industry where the bar is even fucking lower.

next to telltale, naughty dog is probably the most overrated studio in the current industry. they haven't made anything worthwhile in over a decade

Not enough 50 minute long codec calls for you faggot? Get good.

shit those were the days, remember getting outside the map with teleporters, it was beautiful in every way.

Thanks for the torrent angry fam

B-Team Souls

Mistaking a meme for a game.

playing mercy in overwatch is actually fun while playing medic in tf2 is so fucking boring i'd rather be playing the newest asian gfrindfest mmo
go back to trading hats. right after you install even more of valve's drm and give them your phone number, address and credit card details, of course

Agreed.

MGSV would have been great if it was like a more open MGS3. Linear in progression but with larger areas and more ways to sneak around. The base shit was just annoying grindy bullshit and should have been relegated to some minor background mechanic, and captured soldiers should have actually been worse using like in MPO. Also I hated the mission based nature, even PW had missions that still progressed in a somewhat typical MGS fashion (infiltrating further and further into a base). MGSV just has a big, ugly, empty desert and later some shitty nigger jungle with a bunch of poorly connected and boring filler missions. The bosses were shit and probably an afterthought, and the purpose of the story was to answer a question no asked. All in all the prequel games, minus 3, left a bad taste in my mouth. I hated how BB had a coma every other year because Kojima is a hack and they just skip over all sorts of important events in favor of irrelevant sidestories like MPO.

Not even going to go into online

The SJW pandering was probably the worst thing about MKX, and now i am sure NRS will do the same shit with injustice 2.
Ed Boon needs to grow some balls, fucking pussy.

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How fucking bad are you at games to have completed one full playthrough of the game and not realize Cloak and Clones are early game at best?

I just started and am already cheesing through Jian armies with my implant-assisted zero recoil Sulfatum. Maybe if you put the same effort you do into switching proxies into gitting gud you wouldn't be eternally assmad at the game.

Far Cry 4, because they force me to side either with a typical shitskin terrorist or with druglord Not-Anita Sarkeesian, instead of let me side with Pagan.

eh?

Apart from the bit about trucks, this sounds exactly like E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy.
At least as far as I got through it before being bored out of my skull and switching back to some modded STALKER.

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Holla Forums is not just for NatSocs or authoritarian bootlickers in general.

Isn't what this whole board is for? To hate all games? You should've just called this Holla Forums: The Thread.

Someone who's truly neutral is either a faggot who's too weak to take and defend his stance, or a smart person who realizes he doesn't know enough about the debate to take a side.

There is a difference between being completely neutral and being moderate. You're calling this guy a neutral faggot just because he's criticizing two extremes, when the more plausible explanation is that he's a moderate who takes a side but criticizes getting as crazy with it as an SJW/stormfag.

tl;dr you're a faggot

Sure pal.

There's also ambivalence. There's a difference between having weak resolve, being inadequately informed, and just not caring.

That's true; I didn't think of it. You can also be truly neutral if you just don't give a shit, and that really doesn't make someone a faggot unless they criticize others for caring.

Old story.
Anyway, , listen to me for a bit. It's related to the thread.
I went to the local university's gaming club. Game club.
The place was packed, so I couldn't sit down anywhere.
Then, I took a careful look at the banner hanging down and saw that it had "Portal 2 launch event" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Hey idiots, you aren't regulars of the Game Club, but you came because of Portal 2. That's real foolish of you.
It's Portal 2. P-O-R-T-A-L T-W-O for crying out loud.
There are even girls with their boyfriends there. Stacys and Chads at the game club? Now that's just lovely.
"Alright! Now we are thinking with portals haha! Where's the meme cube?", the blond girl said. I can't stand watching them anymore.
You fools, I'll give you a copy of Portal 2 if you vacate your seats and don't come back.
The Game Club should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of a game can start a fight at any time.
Stab someone or be stabbed, that's what's great about this place.
Women and normalfags should screw off and stay home.
Finally, when I was about to sit down, the dude next to me starts hyping about Skyrim. I got angry again.
Idiot, everybody know that Skyrim is going to flop!
He said it with a smug expression on his face.
I want to ask him, "Fool, do you REALLY think that Bethesta is going to deliver?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
You, did you just want to say just "Skyrim"?
Since I'm a regular of the game club, I'm in a position to tell you about the latest craze among regulars is the Deus Ex sequel. This is it. Deus Ex.
This is the regular's way. Deus Ex and Catherine.
Or at least the new Duke Nukem. We have been expecting it for decades.
However, it comes with a price.
The next time you hype about unpopular games that are coming, there is a chance that the members will mark you up for it.
It's a double-edged blade.
This is not recommended for amateurs.

Also

Okay, I've been trying to parse this for a solid 20 minutes and I just can't fucking figure out what you're saying. I understand that it's some autistic rage against casual normalfags, but it just gets less and less coherent as it goes on. It's like if Rorschach and Charlie Kelly worked together to write it. What the fuck are you saying? And how does that picture relate?

I was so sure it was user posting a copypasta. Is it not? If not I'm dying over here.

Fallout NV. It's not fun. At all.

Your legs will never be ok.

wew

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what a festering thread full of "buuhhbuhhb latest game come out!!! :DDDD"

Undertale is shit

Life is strange is shit

Pokémon X/Y is shit

Well you normalfags.
I'm not just a poster. No.
The expectation shouldn't be that I will make a regular post.
It's like using Haskell, no to the forced indentation of code.
This is art. You just don't get it.
My story about the events of that April of 2011 was great. This is unbuttable.
Mmmmm… a nice post, now THAT'S what I call storytelling.

care to give some actual reasons? That's what this thread is for after all

Nigger are you trying to write a poem or something? The fuck is this the next level of shitposting?

Battles are one of:

I'm more curious as to why anyone would like it, and I have tried. As a fan of RPGs, FPS RPGs, post-apocalyptic settings, and with how much Holla Forums talks up this game, I was expecting more, but I can't find anything good about it. Can't find anything particularly bad about it, either, every distinct element is mediocre.

On paper every element of the game is extremely well executed aside from combat, but whenever I play it I just feel constantly bored. I think the attention to detail and realism in the world is impressive but I get more enjoyment out of Bethesda's shallow ass themepark settings because at least every place feels really different from the others.

Kill yourself

you should definitely kill yourself for sure

Beyond Good and Evil is Christian Slater to everything else's Jack Nicholson: It doesn't have an original bone in its body.

Every fucking aspect of this game is trite, generic, and cliche, and the fucking music that plays during that shitty air-hockey minigame is what should be played really fucking loud to terrorists at Gitmo; it would make them spill all of the fucking beans in the world that's how annoying it is!

Go back to Vox.

I'm happy to see a post like this here, you captured pretty much every big problem I have with these games and it's nice to see someone else that hates them as much as me. All of my friends mostly agree on individual points like how shallow the combat is but they say they still like the game for "the experience" and that its "like a movie".

Pokemon Go

its mobile goyim money harvesting

This is true. If moderates weren't dumbasses we wouldn't be having the western nations hurtling towards balkanization.

if extremists weren't dumbasses we wouldn't have people like trump and hillary being seriously considered as candidates to lead a country

Hey Overkike, quit projecting, no one plays TF2 anymore.

Halo 1 was garbage, it was complete shit in every way except, the way it controlled with a gamepad, the graphics, and the soundtrack, but graphics(for their time, they look like shit now and that is mostly due to bungie's obsession with realism with respect to art style and polygon counts) and soundtrack both take a backseat to gameplay and good controls are what you should expect from a game; not something you should praise it for. Especially since halo was technically not the first game to have modern dual thumbstick controls anyway.

The guns didn't give satisfying feedback via animations and sound effects and thus were not fun to use. Most of them were also pretty fucking weak against most enemies, the enemy types themselves were boring, enemy types are boring, it feels like you are moving through mud in halo, the fov on the xboner version is pretty low at 78 and the tunnelvision would have given me motion sickness IF master cheif you know THE GENETICALLY ENHANCED SUPER SOLDIER WEARING A SUIT OF ARMOR THAT ENHANCES HIS PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES FURTHER weren't moving at less than your average joggers pace, The shields broke the game more than anything else and were stupid le dual health sheild system is not better than regenerating health its just as bad because it the same hide until you heal bullshit, the vehicles were clunky and frustrating to control especially on PC, and the most infuriating thing about this game is THIS, MEDIOCRE PILE OF SHIT, created so many trends that ruined its respective industry and the genre as a whole, it made the xbox popular and you know what that shit console went on to do? It popularized pay to play online model for consoles, had a huge role in shitting up PC gaming with multiplats up the ass, and it pushed opengl even further into its lack of popularity among developers by effectively forcing them to use directx if they wanted to multiplat.

No, you projecting faggot, that's how we spot you.
>>>/reddit/

I have a normalfag friend that wants this game and for the life of me I can't figure out why. Especially since he doesn't give a shit for story crap.

What about the enemy and gun variety? name one FPS with more interesting enemy design from a pure gameplay perspective. The enemies in Halo are great because they all feel distinct from each other and interact differently. The elites are the aggressive and confident leaders and are the most intelligent, grunts are tiny cannon fodder, jackals are defensive and easily scared, hunters are determined and cooperative, and flood are straightforward zombies that don't think at all. Kill an elite and the grunts scatter because they rely on it for confidence, threaten a jackal and they run and cower to a defensive position, deplete an elite's shields and they stop being confident and defend themselves like a cornered animal, kill a hunter's twin and it becomes enraged over the loss of its brother, enemies will use vehicles and attempt to flank or swarm you.. You can name a couple for better gun variety like UT but even then you'd have trouble naming more than 5.

I still agree with a lot of the problems you listed, but I don't think that it's shit in every way gameplay-wise.

I hate jrpgs.
jap voices for bedos of course

I have yet to play a good JRPG, I just don't understand how the entire genre can be so shit but also so popular. What do people like about this shit? Even the most weaboo of weaboos could just play some musuo games or VNs and get more enjoyment out of them.

advertising is one hell of a drug, or he played the other games and got a kick out of the campy hollywood action and thinks he'll get more from 4

but he fucking won't. anyone can remember the big moments of the other games, fighting the tank, fighting on horseback, jumping from car to car in a convoy, running from el dorado nazi zombies, all that crazy shit that's fun'

4 has none of that, no supernatural aspects, only one set piece that's just a rebuff of the convoy, boring villains compares to eddy raja or lazaravich., its just fucking weak

He wants a cinematic movie like experience

seriously I have quite a few friends that unironically like uncharted despite being fully aware that both the gameplay and writing are shallow and bland, and that is always the reason they cite.

It's the same reason people go and watch Transformers 7 War of Cyberfuck "just turn your brain off and have fun bro"

If it's a pasta, I've never seen it before. It might be worth turning into one, though.

I like cute girls, and I like watching small numbers become bigger numbers. I haven't played anything good recently but I'll buy a jrpg if there's fanservice in it. I prefer that over actual porn because I like getting to know the girl before I jerk off to her.

Go play Danganronpa and get to school mode, then you can watch numbers go up and have actually interesting characters in an actually interesting story despite the ridiculousness and plotholes. Also your waifu will die and so will your second waifu and possibly third, but that's no spoiler because your waifu will probably change several times throughout each game because each character has their moments.

I fucking hated Toko when the first game started but after playing the whole game she is/was my favorite character byfar. And I even have a fetish for brown girls with big boobies and by the end of the game I didn't really care about Aoi, and in the second same with Akane.

I honestly wasn't aware the games even had any fanservice. Is it all uncensored?

I like how any time an extremist gets called out for being fucking retarded they pull the "neutral" card.

Depends on your definition of fanservice. Each game has a girl who often finds herself in compromising situations (Aoi in 1 and definitely Mikan in 2) and each is bullied a lot by a smaller girl, often with strangely sexual comments (Toko in 1 and Hiyoko in 2). I thought they were both censored at first but apparently they were just doing that as a joke since its also in the Japanese version (monokuma in DR1 says something along the lines "when you two were alone in there did you REMOVED TO CONFORM TO INTERNATIONAL RATINGS LAWS all over eachother?" and in DR2 many of mikan's compromising positions are partially covered by random shit the drops. The fanservice is much more in the dialogue than it is in the visuals though, you can get the latter through all of the doujins it has spawned though.

The top part isn't cut off in the actual game though, for some reason this was the only one I found on the first page of google images.

Also your reward for maxing out your relationship with someone is their underwear and it is never made exactly clear how you obtain said underwear. And yes you can get underwear of all the dudes too.

I may give it a shot when it's on sale. Thanks for the information user. I'm just reluctant to support Nisa.

Those numbers are delicious by the way

Yeah definitely don't buy the english version, there's a fan patch for the nipponese version that is 100x better than the official translation if you want to emulate the first one (or import if you're one of the 4 people that still have a PSP)

I hope noone like Holla Forums or /sp/ steals the upcoming get, 9s are my favorite

Maybe you should consider that people on Holla Forums do actual research and so far has been always right, but people like you don't do that because that would require effort, and intellectually lazy fucks like you want to be spoon fed about everything, right?
if you want to see who the real faggot is, you just need to look in the fucking mirror because your head is so buried in your ass that you can smell your shit, since you are going with "le stormfag" meme thinking to appear clever when you clearly don't have a clue, so get off your high horse because you are not as smart as you think you are, and just stick to videogames or go back to reddit.
tl;dr
kill yourself
(pic related is you)

Thanks for proving my point.

You are doing a really good job of proving his point fagtron.

lol

Just stick to videogames cocksucker, you never had a point to begin with.
pay a visit to >>>/oven/ after you are done sucking cocks.

Not counting obvious shill posts of course, you should know that.

are you a foreigner puting everything through google translate or something?

Unreal Gold, Doom, Quake, Opposing Force…

Stop playing shitty JRPGs then.

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