You walk in the club and this man slaps your waifu's ass. What do you do?

You walk in the club and this man slaps your waifu's ass. What do you do?

Tell him if he makes a proper Paper Mario game he can have my waifu.

Get the fuck out of there before the Yakuza whack me.

My waifu would beat his old ass

Walk away from the strange old man slapping the thin air.

Slap his ass to assert my alpha status over him.
No homo.

Trick question, i don't go to any clubs.

Nothing. My waifu is the Sinistral of Death. He'll have to beg Square Enix for the IP rights to spare himself from Erim's wrath. He'll have to higher the composers and artists into Monolith or 1up Studios.

Oh and the game will be published and localized by Natsume. So no SJW bullshit censorship hopefully.

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Tell him he can have her for the night if makes sure the NX doesn't suck.

Your Waifus aren't real, you fucking psychopathic manchildren.

Grow the fuck up already.

Prove it, faggot

Die and give him my company.

Wouldn't have it any other way. Real women are disgusting.

You would have to kill yourself to prove it.

You haven't met a real woman, you sad sad sad pathetic little man.

Stay triggered.

*unsheathe katana*

heh, wrong move kid

I can tell this is going to be a good thread already.

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slap muh waifu in the face for being a whore

ISIS pls go, there's nothing for you to blow up here

I really need to play this game. I really like the hearts in their irises.

i wish my waifu was real

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don't lewd ms. baker

Beat his fucking ass to near death for giving Reggie & NoA more fucking power

become cuck.

According to Google, he's not the president of Nintendo.

tell him to prease understand

Show him who's boss and slap his ass.

Don't bother. There's no nudity. It's just a glorified mobile game now. Not even a particularly good one at that unlike Huniepop's bejewel clone. I don't know why the dev though it would be a good follow up.

Well, he is her father, after all.

Why dont you actually kill yourself though? then you can be with your waifus forever.

Because my waifu isn't real.