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Violated Hero 05/04/16 (Wed) 01:34:39 d0bb50 No.174138[Reply]
i want to return to the Ancestral Homeland,but please give me advice.
im red-pilled(almost green-pilled) ,but how do i avoid the ZOG goverment?
I want to settle in a semi-rural town.
are rapefugee invasions a very real problem?
can I join any white nat. groups even trough i was born off-shores?
You may appeal this ban. Please enter your reasoning below.
oh HELL NO
I'm not a furfag u little bitch
unban me this instant BOYYO
not-furfags have the right to equality and free speech
I deserve mod privelages
There was no anthropomorphic animals, so you don't have the legal right to ban me!
If you deny this appeal, I will call you out on your BS, rulecuck!
ONLY FURRIES DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH U LITTLE NIGGER but Im a fuckboy what do I know anime

Other urls found in this thread:

soundcloud.com/erinsteph/sets/1-1
strawpoll.me/10289027
twitter.com/AnonBabble

vote 4 trump

what

I miss nymf tho

No, you can't blame the Right for the Left, or the Left for the Right.

More than anyone, I am familiar with the idiocy on both sides.
How feminists and SJWs inoculate themselves against contradictory ideas, too.

I have noticed how both sides approach situations, though.
The dichotomy is described like a horse shoe.

The far-left and the far-right end up looking the same

Karma karma karma karma
karma chameleon

He was a real jerk

I assume it's just one of those people that just posts on random boards as spam.

-sits down with his pear and yawns-

this is exactly what i was saying
far right and far left are closer ideologically than the center

But he was my jerkouhai

bruh

Holla Forums's fucking weird
I heard it was about to shit itself and close down

sonata can I get some tea

QUIT ARGUING AND FLIRT WITH ME!!!!!!!!

I've only got one nug left until my guys get rid of this half O and I can roll onto my next 3gs

...

...

why this nigga dick in her armpit

Why are you yawning at me?


I honestly wouldn't be surprised but most of the doom and gloom speeches about it are just people that like to yell the sky is falling for...some reason.

The Carmen Sandiego cartoon makes me fucking cringe
But Carmen was a bad bitch

this would be a cool image to shoop a MAGA hat on to

He couldn't get a hole and is just that desperate.

Something about ownership being transferred to some shmuck who doesn't know anything about imageboards

why are you wering my socks?

SHE HAS A FREE HOLE

damn bard

I'm so embarrassed

...

the fuck is this
this is gay


awww man i loved carmen san diego

Fuck if I know.
I thought that was 4chan.


I meant couldn't get a hole as in "in the gangbang but even the slut doesn't want him".

Well, there too.
4chan has a Quests board now. Who the fuck asked for that

Just rename that "average Trump supporter.jpg" and really wouldn't be too far off.

That would be so fucking embarrassing
being in a gangbang and going to dick this slut getting like 3 cocks in her andd her being like
haha
nah
you can stick it under my arm or something

I remember those threads
sort of like dungeouns and dragons but the op is the dm

Armpit fetish is a thing that exists

I legitimately regret looking what this was.

\^_^/ -hurries into the kitchen where much clanking of glass and frantic squeaking can be heard before emerging with your tea- ^_^


-looks embarrassed and squeaks an apology for forgetting to cover his mouth- o////o

there was some cunt on /lewd/ that would talk about how much he wanted to lick his e-bfs armpit
was so gross mate

that is deeply depressing


is that real
or does it only exist in degenerate 2d shit

Gonna roll you up and smoke you


That's probably Date

So is flirting with me, bae.

It was this fag probably

Tell me more.

sonata have you ever thought about your ancestors who fought and died for you to be here looking down on you watching you type this kind of roleplay and emoticons, locked in your room, in front of a computer?

I can just imagine it being some gross bitch who is even too lazy to shave her underarms daily so it's literally some sad schmuck rubbing his dick against stubble.
Truly rock bottom for that guy.


I am so confused.

yuh
it was date


So?
fucking you is LITERALLY the gayest thing i'd ever do.
i'd go gay as hell for you bae


thats so sad mate

-looks confused for a minute but smiles brightly as he thinks he understands what you mean, then holds a strawberry up to you ^_^


:3

Why the fuck does every nigga want to talk to me about armpits

degenerate perverts and lewdsters
You are the scum of the Earth who suck toes and lick tummies

...

Seek psychiatric help.

What if I wanted to put something in your butt?

Something fun. Probably a vibrating bullet.

He had decent taste in pajamas tbh

...

probs if i liked you enough tee bee ache

S-sometimes I dream of being a table for master to serve a full course dinner on

I would lick some tummies tbh
I dunnO About no armpits or toes
thats fuckin weird

Nice.

-sits beside you-

...

I am not a psychiatrist.
And I'm in a swivel arm chair. There is no "beside" to sit.

we all know how much you love amphetamines tsuchi

thank you

-sits on the floor beside you- :<


-gives you a plate with candied cherries too!-

You better cook the food too.

And I thought you didn't know how to have fun.

...

is your day okay
it is late here

Gib steam
or whatever you have

The floor is lava.


Only only blue moons.

-ly

tfw i lost my plain doll folder when my computer broke

How to be loli

GO TO SLEEP

Ingest literal gallons of semen.

This song was in the OP of the first thread I ever posted in of this community

I think i'm starting to not be sick anymore.


today is going well

Where do I get such copious amounts of semen?

Tokai.

Fortune.

Angel.

...

good list tsuchi

angel doesn't cum.


I would know

Noted.

-scrambles up the back of your chair and clings to your head- @_@

Have you been stuck working this whole time???

It was probably cold

No I got like a week and a half off.

It's literally any Dutch poster I could think of.


He's comfortably a dude and has a dick so yeah, pretty sure he does.


glhf


You will break my neck. It cannot support such weight.


Fleece is for like old people whose poor circulation means that have to wear goddamn pants in their own house in the winter.

*pet*

I have fucked angel and many lther posters....

I can't eat anything. Haven't had actual food since yesterday afternoon

-squeaks fearfully, isn't climbing back down until the lava is gone- ;_;

D: -tries to put cherries in your mouth-

no....I can't eat right now

I'm sick and my stomach is killing me

He's talking about the other Angel who actually posted here for years and lives in the place with all the pot cafes

...

What?


I'm sure you flew to the Netherlands for that.


Whoa. No homo, bro.

now you're just being a big bag of LAZY

still I hope you don't get pneumonia
do you still feel sick in the tummy or maybe a feverish ?

He's talking about some generic trap he picked up on like /lewd/ or something

nah I fucked a girl named angel, sorry for lyiing and being homosexual.

I had I once already and it was pretty not fun.


I think I did almost get it again

Gross.

and it was an actual 26 yr old good looking female

I'm a bitter jealous old man
what do you expect

What did ift feel like?
Last time I got sick not including last night I had alot of tummmy issues
alot of cramping feeling and sweats and vomiting x:

I hope it goes way soon
I HATE THE FEELING OF BEING SICK so much

;_; -gives you peppermint tea-


-is terrified of lava...tends to burn up when put in lava- ;_;

I was like 13 or something so I can't exactly remember what it felt like.

I am pretty much better now though

You don't get sick much hmm?
I bet your immune system is so strong...
I wonder what it would feel like to be in your bloodstream......x ///////x

No homo, bro.
I don't want e-blowjobs.

-doesn't want to burn in lava-

SONATA LOOK OUT
THE LAVA IS RISING

-cries and climbs up ontop of the china cupboard-

I'm fine
I don't need to talk to anybody, shit
If anything
they should want to talk to me

Yes... the fire rises

...

Don't leave me alone guys
it's maddening

...

You listen to old rock music?

-squeaks at you from atop the china cabinet-

i listen to ur mums moans

what are you up to tonight sonata?

Sure wish there were people here

I'm here I guess

-is trying not to fall in the lava- ;_;

whats your day looking like?

My sleep pattern is completely fucked up and I'm trying to fix it but I can't

so I'm here until I fall asleep

What kind of schedule are yoyu usually on?
You tried the 24 hour thing yet to reset?

Past few days I've been going to bed around 4am and waking up at like 2:30-3pm

The thing is I used to only use my bed for sleep, lately I've been using my laptop in bed for a few hours beforehand, I think that's fucked me up now

You mean just pulling an all nighter and forcing it? Thinking about doing it right now

im sleepy =w=

hahaha
if thats not the most fucking relatable schedule

I hope you can get out of it dude


Hell yeah
that aalways works for me
If I can get one day of a different schedule everything usually falls into place after that

Well I'm staying up whether I doze off or not, gonna get out of bed at 9am and just rough it until I pass out at night.

Really want snacks

Enjoy your dreams when you find your way there mate

-reaches down from atop the china cabinet and gives you a chocolate donut-

thx


thx

sonata let's ERP

^.^

I like good pussy and I like good trees
smoke so much weed you wouldn't beleive and I get more ass than a toilet seat

...

...

It me

...

oi

oh that was 2hours ago
this place is slow af right now huh
rip

i don't have enough hands to hold all of my guns anymore and not enough straps to have them all on me unless i go for my ankles or get shoulder holsters
HELP

...

I wish I had a qt bassist gf to slap me like that

or singer to hum on the dick.

ayyyyyy
dude they're actually p good

...

...

pew pew

...

lol
3 pistols?

why?

...

hello Mr. Nocturnal

i want more than 3 lol
2 are in .45 and the other is .40

you just want every gun dont chu~
:3

I thought I was out of bud
but I looked in a stash spot
and found some
Thank you, higher power/'

if the world is different place and everyone must own one gun of their choice, what would you pick?

lol pls
not EVERY gun just a lot

...

I got sent some photos of my dad, his partner, and her daughter for my birthday, they're beautiful

they go to New York really regularly cause the daughter is a multi millionaire and lives there and is always flying them out

I think, I'm gonna mention that I'm an ordained minister with the universal life church and am legal to perform marriages in America, and see if they want me to fly out with them and marry them, so I can call Margaret and Lena my mother and sister in law and make life easier, lol

mornin there missus

Morning bardo, how we doing? c:

I am so thankful
Found me enough bud for myself and my best friend when he gets off work so I am very glad

Got a scrape on my arm from work
not bad at all like hardly even noticeable but it kinda burns and is annoying
not able to sleep, I woke up pretty late this morning

How is your day going then? : )

BUD

I totally forgot that existed AND I can afford some AND I have a guy who comes and drops it off so I don't have to go anywhere

thanks for reminding me ^^

pretty great, sounds like yours is the same? c:

...

oh, well, scraping and insomnia aside

I once scraped my arm

ironically I am medicated both for intentional arm scraping and insomnia, but pot works better for both

I've got the rumblies in my tummy and Im feeling hella isolated but
It is good

Any big plans for the day?

I lol'd


Namaste mr casper how are ya

oh my :x

um, now I'm thinking I get some pot

I think you made my plans for me

sertraline and zopiclone < cannabis

it's actually astounding how much resistance to medical pot there is, it fixes fucking everything

Loving it
any music to reccomend this morning?

I bow down and humbly bow down to the true you. The true you that's inside this body. The true essence of your atman, your true self. I bow down and I honor that. And as I look at you, I see that true you through your eyes into your soul and I let you see me. It's NAMASTE

my morning ritual playlist

soundcloud.com/erinsteph/sets/1-1

For real
It's almost sickening
It helps me sleep
gives me an appetite
Makes me able to socialize and takes away most of my constant nagging anxiety
It has made me countless friends and money
Weed is proiobably the best thing in my life next to music, as pitiful as that sounds

How does it help you out? :3

Hmm... some kinda tele portal gun? :3


lol


Daww~ *pets gently*

literally everything you said plus makes it impossible to feel unhappy :o

anything but limited to current available selections of weapons you can buy at gun stores.

I'm glad it's a mutual feeling
You are a real treat yknow?
Any plans for theday?

a hi tech sniper gun!? :D

pick a model

its gonna bea good day

Neet around, gonna smoke some hash and maybe go out to paint the town tinight
Duno, home alone, someone should come over

that playlist is only the best bangers for mashing out to in the morning

How do ya do your hash?
I've heard of that but
I dunno I dont think I've ever had any cross my path

I buy it, but it's the maroccan(arabic) style hash, not the finger ahsh you make after harvest

That's one way to start the day jaja

I find the time of day to change drastically what I listen to
Early mornings usually Swing more into Garage and Chillout while the House anthes usually kick in around noonish

Have a specific piece for it or can ya just toss in a bowl and spark up?

shameful

I hate smoking in pipes and pieces, i will almost always roll a spliff, unless i'm out of papers
At those times i usually knock on my neighbours door to get papers

idk which pistol i wanna get or which will be my daily carry
ahhh

hmm...

i googled a bunch

is a Barrett
a good one?

ah my my
not even a fan of some glass water filtration?

iunno, which one?

Not a fan, but i don't turn down a bonghit, i just would never put my smoke in a bong

...

the Barret one?

or uh... umm a custom one with this fancy auto aim thingy on it?

yeaa i think barret has several models, pick one exact model!

82A1

i think this looks the most like a sniper rifle!
:D

All this cutesy talk about purchasing sniper rifles

imma sniper! in d&d

ahh the anti-materiel one? that one is huge!

maybe i'll try the newer and improved M107A1
That is a more powerful version of the same gun right!?
huge sniping power!

I want a Mosin Nagant with a PU Scope, bipod, and muzzle break.

somebody put a bullet in my head pls

Luka, Nezi wants you to shoot him with your sniper rifle.

why an old wooden gun?


pew pew >_< *cah-chink loading noises*

Get out, don't ever ask me that, get out.

My father has a Nugget

why...?
what makes that old wooden one soo good?

Ioco kind of makes me want to throw up sometimes but he's still oddly charming.


It's a fucking CLASSIC Luka, like the Springfield, for fuck's sake m8

A chicken one?

never learned about guns...
i don't even know what those are ._.

i just like the ones that look good.

i see, you want firepower over everything else..

It's from the 60s idk ayny more about it than that
He got it from my uncle on his birthday like 3 or 4 years aback

i want it to look cool and hi tech
and for it to be straight and accurate
and for it to be the most powerful

Google them and read on their history.

How much maryhwana have you injected bard you seem super up

there's wayyy too much...
how about i let let the gun-nuts work out all that old history stuff, so that they can focus on making fancy ones for our future?
so that we don't have to worry about all that history stuff?

Erin cheated on Yan with Scarlet

And Yan cucked

kek

if someone I was dating cheated on me it would mess me up emotionally and I would struggle to forgive them

I guess I struggle with insomnia a little

Fucking same here

I didn't cheat, we're both allowed to play with Sara c:

Same

you're cheating on like 4 people right now


it breaks u inside

thats hot


I have a question about Sara


hehe

I don't think you're really leaving
I think you're just an attentionwhore

I was dating this girl and she kissed someone in front of me and I got really upset ._.


-hugs-

I'm not really into Sara for the record but I might kill her a little.

i raelly am leaving

she makes me a little horny

can i ask the question now, please? its not anything bad

HAHAHAHAH

I just answered to door to some guy

he showed me a TV license ID badge

I said "your implied right of access has been revoked"

he said "right okay" and left

LOL

who pays TV license 😂

Dont mix crisps with vitamin juice.

its so awful

yah yah whatever


That isn't fucking acceptable
what a piece of shit


What the fuck is a tv liscence

you should leave with me

TV licensing is what Britcucks pay so the BBC can run their shows into the ground and still stay afloat

we're supposed to pay £150 a year for having a TV, but it's been decriminalised to not pay it, so they have NO power

you revoke their implied right of access and they can't even come to your door lol

Big Brit Cucks

What up fam a Llama

lmao "TV license"

:3

The TV license is FAIR
You cucks LOVE your doctor nerd and sherlock nerd and that show pirmeNERD

A channel devoid of commercial adverts is pre-dating adblock

BBC has adverts between shows they just advertise for the BBC

Oh but at least you get to watch your le Homes Under The Hammer uninterrupted right

Big Black Cock?

...

sounds weird...
._.
i gave up tv a few years ago tho...

Watching Dion Dublin sell houses now is what I always wanted.

hm?

how long have you been here

No. It isn't weird. It predates american and European channels that solely run on commercials nd capitalistic motives. That is why the Conservative government hate the Socialist Bastion of the BBC

You need to pay just for havin a tv?

how much is it to pay for the tv services?

Same here
With interenet who the hell even needs tv

Why would you mix those?

1.) Outright lie and literally has never happened. Only girl I ever got involved with from here was Nevada, and we're still close.

2.) How the hell did I get TP banned from here
I barely talk to him and I'm certainly not a mod

-Kermit

...

Kill yourself Kermit. No one likes you here. Go back to your alice chat you creeper.

just download the shows you want! :D


we have some kinda free BBC over here i think?

I was hungry.

and thirsty.

Kill yourself you fucking creeper

Well I mean if ya want
I personally am for supporting the people behind shows you enjoy by purchasing them
the boxed sets or whatever

;~;
bard says youre leaving. like forever?


what did you do?

Lol

sweet and salty?

brb watching game of cucks.

Happy scoot is happy.

also

strawpoll.me/10289027


And we paid for it. Lol.

Blood chan isn't really leaving
It's just a ploy for attention

how cool is Britain

the people come to make sure you obey the rules and pay your bills

and you say what basically equates to "FORCEFIELD"

and they can never return, like banished vampires

It works with chocolate.
Salt in Chocolate is godly.

Harry Potter was a biography.

ignore him, he's a drunk.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im enjoying funny netflix right now, and chilling.


okay... ;~; enjoy your show.

It's fucking hilarious that the network with fucking Top Gear and Doctor Who and Sherlock still needs to fucking beg to make money

How is that even possible

You seem a little thirsty
you should get some water

Junk food much?

can't stop coughing

i have a glass of water right here next to a can of tea


we should go to bed earlier.. always up so late..

It's fine I don't get fat anyway.

Maybe a honey tea would help

Stay squishy.

Thanks for the input, Scoots. Always appreciated.

Ironically the reason why you were banned from the chat is for telling someone to kill themselves.
And yet you still blame me for everything, how cute.


Do I know you


I mean, I like TP.
I don't know how he got it in his head that I did anything to him.

THEYRE PREYING ON THE ELDERLY

seriously, who else is still paying it

OH NO A LETTER ADDRESSED TO "THE OCCUPIER" I AM TERRIFIED AND MUST PAY £150 TO END THIS PLAGUE

the occupier is not my name, I have never heard of them, into the trash it goes, and I already erected my force field so they can't come back in person

I'd like to see you ban me from here you little faggot

That's right, you don't have any imaginary power here

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.


I questioned him about why he was including you in him being banned at all when he was banned but he just kept dodging the question and telling me to demote the person who did it
remind me to come to that chat more often sometime, it's an interesting place.
goodnight

I've been considering secretly letting them run this place when I have to leave :^)

Of course!
I gotta watch the tummy though, gotta feel good.

pls don't go ;~;

Yeah you're a real piece of shit
but by then hopefully we'll have foudndsomewhere else
How fitting you pick the one person who's more of a fake girl e fucking weirdo than you are

Mature responses from a rational man.


Weird, I'll try and have a talk with him if I catch him later. Maybe clarify what that was all about.

And sure thing!

I'll cover your gas here if you ever wanna square up like a man you little punk bitch

I don't know about you but I've been going to bed way too early lately and then waking up at like 2 or 3am

tonight I slept from some time before midnight and woke up at like 1am or something? I don't remember exactly.

probably 4 hours of sleep or so
I'm okay enough but I'll sleep more later if the coughing goes away

no drinks until my dad/grandma leave for work

I don't feel like talking to them in the morning, it's always "omg why are u up"

I didn't specify him, I said them
You never did tell me what you have against me and can't seem to realize when I'm being sarcastic or not(though on the internet you can't portray that all too well)
I really shouldn't be on here on my phone, less they find out. Good night

Eat smart.

LOL GET REKT BEBOP YOU FUCKING HAMBEAST

Probably shouldn't offer to fight someone if you're not willing to go to them.

Let's you and me talk it out on the discord here soon
I am just jealous
You're really not that bad
nighty night

I'm not smart when I'm hungry.

I don't have a liscense to drive sadly or I'd be here there and everywhere
Fuck all these posters are all meeting up and I'm stuck here in the fucking cornfields

No but please fuck off you cringelord

What's the worst thing you've ever done while you're hungry?

Tokai is worse when he's thirsty

aahahahahahah


Shouldn't offer to fight someone at all because this is the internet.


Hey man, you don't see me trying to get in IRL fistfights with people.

Nah you're worse

O ho ho ho

How do you figure that

ehh iunno, spending weeks worth of money on junk.


ugh

And Kermit does? I didn't think he did. Look man I don't even care but at this point but your internet tough guy shit is kind of lame when you can't back it up.


I mean I don't know I'd fight you Kermy-kun. Y-Yeah, fight, that's totally what I'd do.

...

Just look at yourself man

You come bitching and whining about how people you're creeping on are calling you a creep so a bunch of people who don't give the slightest fuck about you know you're not a creep

This in between being a shitty moderator for an alice chat

And then you're a lelele I'm not a retard bard you're the retard I'm not immature you're totally immature.

Like just fuck off.

I've studied fighting for most of my life
My father has been an instructor at a gym in cedar rapids teaching brazilian jiu jiutsu for the past 5 years , along with a myriad of others
I took Karate for 2 years when I lived in Omaha and Tae Kwon Do in Texas

I am more than willing to back up anything man
He could be a 6'6 200 pound nigger and kick my ass bad enough to put me in the hospital
it's not about winning or losing

...

[citation needed]

Kamuu is that you

I have never met a poster irl :/

What kind of junk's caught your eye?

Can't we just get like a beer together or something
or play videogames
or both.


Whew lad, you sure are making a lot of character judgements on a dude you've never met before now.


Not really, I was more concerned why TP thought I had wronged him. And Tsuchi isn't really one to cast any judgement.

And I didn't say anything to Bard, he just told me to kill myself as soon as I posted, then challenged me to a fist fight when I replied to him.

You have a very skewed perspective on shit dude.

But by all means, keep up the attitude.

Idk if I can beleive that
Not even anybody from the pony threads?

Look at all this cringe

nope

I met some Twitter ponies years ago, but never chan ponies

If only.

Depending on how alike you are with the person sexually transmitting cancer, yes.

If the body decides the cancer is foreign material (e.g. you're lewding someone who isn't your sister or identical twin or something) then the cancer will be pretty much just a weak bacterial illness that probably won't even cause a problem.

-kamuu

burgers, fries and stuff..
like, American breakfast basically

What were they like? I've been dreaming about meeting some posters here for the past good while

Would you do it again if you had the chance?

HEY GUYS I AM KERMIT, I HEARD BLOOD CHAN WAS A GIRL. I WANNA DATE BLOOD CHAN. SHE MUST BE CUTE. OR ELSE I WILL BAN THEM FROM THE ALICE CHAT LOLOLOLOL

ALICE GAVE ME THIS POWER SO I THINK I AM AWESOME.

BUT I AM REALLY A LAME VAPID SHIT - kermit

nice troll fam high five

Perhaps one day

four long years how about you?


Yes, my four years are up

bullshit "technical error", I would put money on it being "some worthless homophobic asshole"

whats an alicefaf?

oops + img

I posted in my first Cjerk thread on Holla Forums sometime in october 2010
i have heard you are older than me though
much much older

...

fat awkward autists

I quit posting with Twitter ponies soon after

Delicious.. but gross.

im 14, bard

where are you hearing this from?

Honestly kind of want to see you fucking body Bard now.

Scoots, this is pathetic, even for you.

Well it's no problem when I'm fed.

Just as it would seem eh
There are some pretty bad dudes here thats for sure

by bad I mean rad


there is literally 0 way you started posting when you were 10
You are so full of crap right now

Not this again...

lmao why is kermit posting here when nobody even likes him

when you wanted to make a cookie but didnt realize you were reading recipe for chili

im a genius


hehe

yeah, I have doubt meeting chan people would be much better than meeting Twitter prudes.

no doubt*

ehh i dont understand

i love chili

you're psychotic af
But
I love you
but I hate you

*hugs*
don't go ;~;


where did manaka go?

I'm 17 you cuck

And I love you too...


I have tooooo

This place is cancerrrrrr

really not too much difference there I would think
I unno I guess the different sites would have a different backbone mentality

why is shake to undo a thing on iPhone

what can you do that might need to be undone that won't be undone by a few taps on backspace

Oh hey Ika, that you?
Long time no see

can i ask you a question about sara now?

yea i made that up

i'd be surprised if you understood all that


secret~

Woah now I'm not a cuck
I am actually so emotionally perturbed that I'm unable to hold any kind of relationship with anybody
I am the opposite of a cuck

well, 4chan has the ironic ponies, the Twitter ones are passionately serious

where are you running away to? :(

untrustworthy

literally kill yourself

shut up you horrid little sociopath

meow~

And here I thought you forgave me for that.

Thanks for the input

Ofc I understood I'm not a retard


you're an alpha?


I don't know just far away from here

You should leave too because this place is no good for you


You know I'm not a sociopath. Stop trolling

Just curious why can't you get a bus if you wanna fight Kermit that bad? Sounds more like you're too pussy but want to make it look like he pussed out instead.

kermit is creepin hard

No I don't involve myself in romantic or sexual matters at all
i guess i got off the scale or landed in the middle

nobody likes you kermit

nobody ever liked you

you're a fucking bipolar loser like garEE

KKY

KERMIT KILL YOURSELF

if you're going to bring that attitude maybe you should get a name and try your might instead
Sounds like you've got bigger balls than he does

don't leave me!

betraying someone's trust (multiple times) is unforgivable


-hugs- you just haven't fallen in love yet. you need to get out there and meet more people

I don't really know kermit but I'll fight him if he wants I guess

he will lose teeth tho, foreign people tend to avoid fighting in Scotland because they like their teeth.

i really hope so man
I haven't felt anything in so long

erin fight me

loser has to buy the winner ice cream

...

ehhh that's not what i mean,
forget it

If you're too lazy to get the bus then you'd be far too lazy to find your way to Scotland, so I'll pass.

I find it terribly funny to imagine you all beating up the actual kermit the frog sockpuppet

no because your a juicer

like being from Scotland I can rek your average American

but ur not average ur huge

Oh it's Enth

the alicefag blackup

I'm not that big, I just have well developed trapezius (traps).

Yeah, you know me
I'm a lazy one

you'll replace me with your video games, it's okay


i'm not a man
Is there anyone you're interested in now?


What's wrong with Alicefafs anyway?

how so?
Is creep the hot new meme


Not really, I just graduated from uni, I'm feeling pretty good about myself actually.


Bard, I'm not afraid of you.
I'm literally just laughing at how fucking stupid you are for trying to organize an IRL fight with me over a perceived slight that you only have yourself to blame for.

I'm not nearly internet tough guy enough to hook on to the bait.

You say it's not about winning or losing but it's obviously also not about showing up either.

In Libya a home was considered a natural human right
Education and medical treatment were all free
Electricity was free
When a Libyan woman gave birth she was given 5000 (US dollars)
Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project
It was free to start a farming business
Libya had It’s own state bank with zero percent interest by law

come back someday... ;~;

Kermit VS Bard

Place your bets.

if I head butted you in the face, smashed your nose and embedded some of your teeth in my face, would you be too shocked to hit back for a second?

that is where the Scottish might comes from, the fearless headbutt

if that doesn't work we're just regular people really

I was in the area, and I love seeing me an internet tough guy.

Bard

gonna be ez because Kermit doesn't have a spine

who are you betting on

Kermit is creepy as heck.
Stalker/Floop teir.

i dont know
they are insomniacs? they dont eat meals regularly? have unhealthy obsession over one person?

well that's implying I'll let you headbutt me now that I know you will. baka

I'll forget this place in a month lmao


oh snap


I don't know... Bard has been working out a lot and Kermit is a pretty big guy

kermit is just fat

Ban Kermit

or I could punch you in the throat and you wouldn't be able to breath

like there are a few Scottish tricks, and Scottish people know them all but infighting still seems to work

tends to be pretty even though

ohh tiddies

no

Why do they have that obsession?

Nope


The offer will stay on the table
Maybe some day you'll be able to see that you're really not some Godlike person standing above those lesser than you
You're no better than any of the rest of us in this shithole
Yet you constantly try to maintain the illusion that you have done nothing wrong, andare worthy of praise and respect of everybody
When anybody challenges your viewpoints on anything, you bring any method you can to oppose them, without being able to accept any opposition to your viewpoints

I've tried using words, talking things out
I've even tried asking for help
But in the end I wasn't able to achieve anything

So From now until you and I die
The offer is on the table


Maybe speak to me when you're not anonymous and I'll give your words some weight
Give me your email
If I go to visit one of my brit bong friends or find myself on the other side of the great ocean I will drop you a line

I always love a good chance to learn

this is all ,again, assuming I'd let you now that I know.

Mornin

be nice


Luka you should leave too...


Not even me?

We don't have time for you Grim

ASSUMMING YOU COULD STOP ME M8

PFFFFFFFF

...

oh come on now you're just being cruel

hey lenko

we did lists of top 5 favourite posters yesterday

I put you as my #5

So never, huh?

ERIN, I CAN DEADLIFT 405 FOR REPS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FORCE I CAN PRODUCE?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That breaks my heart


Yeah you're right, you never had feels for me

THESE ARE

TIDDIES

i have some theories but they are all just as good as wild guesses

All Alicefags are untrustworthy....

I'm trustworthy, bloodchan~!

yessssss pot guy text back

"aye np lady"

courteous and illegal, I love this dude


lol

*infers lewdness*

Bard does 500 push ups a day!

new

kek, nah but forreal stopping you would be like throwing a branch in the air.

i've only lived about 1/4th of my life so far
I still have another 3 of those ahead of me and honestly I can't tell where I'll go in that time
I'm not going to scrounge up probably more than 300 bucks to go to a country I've never been to to find somebody I don't even have an issue with because of a principle

You're a fool and are simply being antagonistic
However
With all the time spent in my life
there is a good chance I will leave America and ind my ay across the ocean
I can't say where
but if I cross that ocean and I have a way to reach you
I wouldn't hesitate to
So give me your email a I will keep you up to date

I wasn't under the impression that you had ever seen me.

I don't see myself as some godlike person, just someone that isn't as fucking stupid or as pathetic as you are.

You are literally trying to fight a guy over the internet. Over something that you were personally responsible for, but have decided to scapegoat on me for some reason.

Good morning.

May I hear one of your theories, please?


I'm Ema now

don't run away

Hold the door ;~;

ema what the fuck is your question

Is Holla Forums still rip?

Oh! I guess not!