Most bullshit vidya fan theories

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Anyway

FUCK TUMBLRTALE

Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.

now, to move on

I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 20 years (badumdum!)

Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goy clothes and their nigger skeleton flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN Holla Forums?

Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.

Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY Holla Forums! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want videogame discussion….

YOU HAVE VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.

Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more sage-bombs over there, take care of their tumblr asses.

Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.

Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!

i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating to goats behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.

oh, and one more thing.

FUCK YOU!

Tumblrtale

Yeah, thats right you fuck, i hate you too.

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The fact this man thinks his word holds more weight that the fucking man who created the work he's talking about is astounding.

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It's just a theory! :^)

Do you have anymore pasta?

Hahaha ebin meme friend. I totally lold my batooty off hahahaha.

Can this fucking retarded cuck and Anthony Burch meme die already? It's fucking stupid and not funny in the slightest.

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Man let me tell you, it wasn't like it is now back in my day. Back in my day, everybody wanted to try to be a host. People would fight over it, and the only way you knew who was doing it was whoever had a thread up first. We would have six or seven threads running at a time, let me tell you. And we didn't do none of that 48 tribute bullshit, let me tell you. No, our games we short and sweet, 24 nominees. And we didn't have any custom events or alternative arenas. Back in my day, when somebody "slept in shifts", that meant they were having sex. None of this explicit bullshit and dildos and crap. We were very subtle back in the day. And our nominees were always good. No memes or other shit, because people just nominated video games, because this was a video game board. And we were proud of our tributes, dammit, because we only got to see a few of them ever win. And we all knew who they were. None of that obscure tribute bullshit. We didn't have any boards then, or tripfags, or avatarfags, or namefags, or championships, or shitposting, or people bitching about the threads. It was a golden time back then. It was hot shit back then, let me tell you. Everyone waned to post in these threads. It was like a dream come true to be doing something fun around here. People thought such simple stuff was cool, too. We had an arena event, what was it? A motherfucking volcano. Shit was awesome back then. But we don't have any of that now. Nowadays we have go-karts and shit that makes no goddamn sense. How the hell a motherfucker with wings gonna die in a go-kart race by falling off a bridge? That don't make a lick of sense. Man, let me tell you, everything was nice back then.

Everything else is on my other computer.

gay theory:
sans is phil collins
just gay theory

Wasn't that one directly stated by the creator ?

gay theory 2
phil collins is ness

A GAY-N TEA-REE

gay theory 3
gaybriel is mettaton

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How fucking retarded are these motherfuckers?

I'm staying with the theory that Yume Nikki is related to Madoka Magica, thanks.

! IS THAT A MEME! FUCK YOU ALL! I AM STICKING MY MIDDLE FINGER UP MY ASS! A OUTBREAK AK LATERALIS FUCK YOU!
HOW ABOUT FUCK YOUR BULLSHIT, IST THAT A MEME!? TIT ITHOUGTH NOT!LAYS EGE! GYEHEHEHE STOPITAPPLE CUCK IM CIA! IM CIA! BANE? LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PROSTITUE!

NICE MEMEEEE NP-TA FOR CROATIAN FACE BUT I LOVE and ADS SO M UCH I SLAM MY BALLS IN THE DORO! I LET A PUPPY AND KITTEN AND DOG AND FISH AND DOGE (XD) CHOMP MY SCROTE COZY DAYL! GOOD FOR THE SKIN TO RUB DOG SHIT AND PUPPY CUM ALL OVER! FUCK FUCK FUCK! LITERAL HYMEN BURSTING CUM NUGGET OF CHICKEN NIGGERS!

I'D LIKE TO DOMBLE THIS UP! FUCK THE DUMBLEFOOR HARRY POTTER AS KIKE NIGGER GOOK ZIPPERHEAD SPIC CHINK DIRTTY JAP TOJO SCUM! FUCK THOSE KRAUITS! I LITERALLY GHATE ALL JOTNRON NUGGERS BUT I LOVE/V? HAHA! LENY! CIA! YOSHI! BAnE? BANE! HAHA! EGGS! YOSHI! BANE! HE! HE HEE EHE HEH FUCKING HE!

HOW ABOUT "FUCK YOU NIGGERS! I WANT TO SLAM MY DICK IN THE REVOLVING DOOR AND LET 'ER RIP! I WANT TO CRACK A BARREL OF GASOLINE OVER MY NIGGER PIT A.K.A MY SEMEN HYMEN DICK FILLED BASTARD ASSHOLE AND LET 'ER RIP!" IS THAT A MEME! IS THAT A FUCKING MEME!

"I LOVE MASSIVE NIGGER CUCK COCKS IN MY ASSHOLE! ALSO I LOVE THE MEME! MEEMEMEMEMMEMEM! NEW MEEMES STRAIGHT FROM 9FAG HAVE ARRIVED! AHAHAHAG!" PSOT STEALING LEDDIT FUCKATARDS! 99999999 out of 92320q38230218 NUGGERS AGREE, THOSE FAT LIPPED BCHIMPS THINK MY CUM SMELLS AND TASTES LIKE MAMMYS FRIED CHICKEN, GOOOK-AID "AKA KOOL[-IADS' AND WUMB A BUMBA DIOOO DA BIX NOOD

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER HE DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

VIVIAN! MEMES! HE! CIA! HAHA YOSHI EGGS IN OUT THE ASSHOLE! GG! FUCKING KOTAKU LOVES THE NIGGER KKKOCK! FUCK GAMERGATE, THOSE FUCKERS! HOW ABOUT SUCK MY NIGGER COCK, IM CUCKIGN YOUR BITCH BECAUSE IM A JEWISH SHILL GOLDBERG SHYLOCK KIKE, IS THAT A MEME!

IM BOBBY FISCHER SPEAKING FROM THE GOD DAMN GRAVE, CHESS GRAND MASTER SAYS THE BLACKS ALWAYS LOSE! FUCK! FUUUUCK! IN MY ASSHOLE THE BLACK PAWN COMES!

IN CONCLUSION, GO FUCK YOURSELF! I LOVE JAMMING CHESE DOWN MY URETHRA! AJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WHY IS NOBODY FUCKING REPLYING! SHIT SHIT SHIT~ FUCK YOU NGIGERS! I LOVE THE BIG BLACK COCK! REPLY! REPLY! IF YOURE NOT A GAY HE! BANE CIA BIANECIA BAN R CFUCKER!@ FUEPLREPLY REPLY ! FICL YOU ALL REPLY TO MY PSOTS! DR PEPER! DR PEPER! POEPSI! PEPS I AUPDASIED E= IS THATR AA MEMEMEMEMEMEMMWE!? IS THAT A MEME?!

REPLY TO THEM YOU CUCK CIA BANE HE YOSHI HAHA NIGGERS! FUCK YOU ALL IF YOU DONT REPLY! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUUUU!U FUASIFJSDIPFSDJOF:NSDKFSDOJMKL:FS! FUCK YOU KIKES! NIGGERS HILL JEW CUNTS TRYING TO MKAKE A QUICK BUCK OFF OF MY BOTCH CHINK GOOD KIN NIOGGER SPURDO COCK! FUCK YOU! MY MCOCK IS NORMAL! ITS NORMAL TO SHOVE MY FAT MONKEY CHIMP FAT LIP WUMBA BUMBA DOO DA BIX NOOD COCK INTO A DOOR AND SLAM IT ON IT! I LOVE THE TESTICLULAR FEELING OF JUST CHOMINPING OFN DOGGY DICK! DOGGTYDICK! DONKEY DOGGY DICK! DOGGY COCK! DOGGY COCK DOGGGY COCKC! DOCKY GCOCK@ FUICKINGSSHITSHIT SHIT SHIT ! FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES!

he's a metamedia plant put in to corral and control online game discussion. of course he and his masters would be angry that someone was willing to stand in his way of complete fanbase saturation.

Undertale is a gateway series of the worst kind. It's a bad video game, a clusterfuck of poor graphics and shitty game mechanics that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in chiptune and messages about friendship. The normal user can see it as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that it, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable neckbearded faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. It's a retarded western series that tries its hardest to look good, the music, graphics, the whole meme spouting faggotry and everything about Undertale fuels their escapist fantasies, while the series' nonexistent characters, lack of human waifus, and overall shitiness makes it fit just right with the autistic drives of your average neckbeard and his sense of wanting to fuck an animal. Exactly the kind of shit that makes sweaty neckbeards and furry retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Undertale is basically THE series to attract the most hated fanbase known to Holla Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this game series and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Undertale threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

Genesis is a gateway prog rock band of the worst kind. It's a bad group, a clusterfuck of syncopation and rhythm that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive synth faggotry and SOLOS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the band itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The untalented bandmates all trying their hardest to look cool, the dancing, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole korg faggotry and everything about the real world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the fanny-party surrealist backgrounds, emphasis on depression, and overall preachiness of the band make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Genesis is basically THE band to attract the most hated music fanbase known to Holla Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this band and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Genesis threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here. That being said, Jethro Tull is really great, but King Crimson and Rush are easier to get into.

And what theory is that? First I've heard of it.

I mean, this is pretty accurate to Collins era Genesis…

do we even know what he looks like?

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You absolute dickhead, you don't get the point, don't you ? It goes way too far above your manlet's head, way beyond your memes reach, right ?

I'm not even insulting you. I'm actually trying to make you understand what Jeff Mangum and Thom Yorke and Sufjan have a hard time teaching you : you are the ultimate pleb, you are way too concerned about what other people think about you.

Guess what ? I don't have to justify myself about music because it should be fucking ILLEGAL to hold such a trivial opinion. Genesis is literaly, L I T E R A L Y the point of music.

Do you understand that I'm trying to show you that your memes are embodying your plebness ?

This could all have been different. You and I could have been friends, talking about the merits of prog rock, but no, NO, you just HAD to shit all the way down Genesis' masterworks because you can't handle music with social consciousness.

Guess what moron, Jesus Christ HIMSELF would have listened to Genesis if he could.

codenigger you fucking nigger

was meant for

just stop right there

Peter Gabriel era Genesis it's still better

Peter Gaybriel is still a nigger lover and you're still a pleb

Since this is a undertale thread, I wish to ask Holla Forums something: Where is the non-sperging criticism for the game? The one that proves this shit is bad.

>Holla Forums
>valid, serious discussion about videogames
>in current year

Now DOOM and TES take place in the same universe, at least.

That was around when Undertale was relevant. Basically the main criticisms are:

The game can be pretty piss-easy depending on how good you were at bullet hells before you started playing. The game lacks any extreme challenge outside of the Genocide route, and that itself is a slog that requires you to grind each area until it runs out of enemies (which doesn't take too long, but still requires you to murderdance around one area until it's empty).

The art is very inconsistent and not always pretty to look at.

Hotlands is by far the longest and least exciting area in the game, even though it tries to provide periodic relief to the player, it's still a slog.

While the game has several endings, reaching them usually requires replaying the whole game again, which leads to purists arguing that you have to play the game 3+ times to have a "full" experience.

The levels of polish that each character/section has varies, some being noticably worse than others.

The game relies heavily on its humor and "charm", which (even as the developer stated) isn't for everyone. It can be highly annoying to some people and a huge turn-off.

The game's twist at the end of the Pacifist route has been seen as cheap and generic anime-tier but I don't watch nip cartoons so I can't comment on it.

That's most of the complaints I've seen and agree with, even as a fan of the game.

I think killing Blue's Raticate isn't that far fetched. It was probably something someone kicked around in development before taking most of that plotline out.

This is where I'd post 'We're reaching autism levels here that shouldn't be possible', but I don't have it saved on this machine and if I google search it and overlook a watermark for a stupid fucking site, people will spend 50 posts talking about it.

So instead, I'm just going to tell you to calm the fuck down, okay? Okay, Here, have some loli.

He got shot down by Miyamoto (in person) and Dylan Cuthbert about the whole "STARFOX TEAM HAZ METAL LEGS GUIZE" shit too

What? The artwork is consistent, what are you talking about?

are you serious? it's a pasta that's been around for nearly a year now.

>nearly a year
its only a week old
the original pasta is from 1997 tho

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It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure I noticed a big difference in quality between the Ruins, Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotlands. It's like they go back and forth between looking good and looking terrible.

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The art varies between semi-detailed to MS Paint tier, especially for main characters

Smart, nihilistic, and with an wicked sense of humor.

Can I post a theory I wish had been true?

Indoctrination Theory. I would have redeemed ME3 in my eyes.

I WANT TO BELIEVE*

yeah sure, wutang

how can noone go to those orgies and literally kill them all and blame it to the genocide route

We have broken free of the acronym faggotry, if only for now.

smh
tbh
fam

Final Fantasy 7 takes place millions of years after the events of the movie Top Gun because this fighter jet featured in the movie is found at an archaeological dig.

>The Pyramid Head ending of Silent Hill: Homecoming is Alex accepting he is gay.

Here's the story of how it got created from an interview

Giygas's dialogue was created with both himself and a staff member Matchan Miura. Since Itoi did not know how to use computers at this time, the two of them would sit alone in a room with Itoi speaking the dialogue one Japanese letter at a time and Matchan typing in on the computer and it being displayed in hiragana. Itoi would then look at the screen and give Miura instructions on what to change, and a section would be finished once Itoi was impressed and they both were almost in tears.

Probably the most bullshit fan theory is the one about how Undertale isn't actually a pile of white hot tumblr garbage

see
and fuck off like the tumblrtale you are

He's agreeing with you.