Canada Games

No, it is a shit. It is the only other thing I hate about your country other than everyone who lives east of that part which is nothing but grain.

Oh and I guess the cucks you have living in that big city on the west coast. Shame they let mainlanders run loose.

Jagged Alliance 2.

Have you shot a dyke to death with your fellow Quebecer bro today?

You wan't a fuckin' foight on your hands bud?

Good poutine is a heaven-sent of greasiness and absolutely filling foodstuff.

Bad poutine is about as awful as bad burgers from your local McDonalds or whatever fast food place you happen to frequent.

Tim Hortons is shit. They went downhill a long time ago. They aren't even Canadian owned anymore. They're owned by a Brazilian investment firm. It disgusts me that it's still viewed as the epitome of Canada.

Deus Ex is pretty okay as is old Rayman.

Tim Hortons is overpriced lard and shitty grinds sold by shitskins, Filipinos and the occasional poor white guy
t. Former Tim's Full Time employee

They're owned by the group that owns Burger King.

Happy Canada day you liberal cucks.

Skyrim is like Canada.

Canada was a mistake
Captcha:CUMEBD, I read it CUMBED at first

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Trudeau actually made bestiality legal.

Let us have this one. We don't have anything else to brag about.

But remember: It's not bestiality if there's no penetration!

Nice trips, Fuck Turd.

I'd agree with him. Actually, if you like the coffee Timmies used to have when they were good (can't remember the source), then go to McD's because they source their beans from that provider.

I do too, I was just being a snarky jackass.

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timbits are great tho

Well, we still have Canada Post, I guess…?

**>Currently run to the ground by some currynigger in charge
rankandfile.ca/2015/12/31/deepak-chopra-2015s-scumbag-of-the-year/**

Well fuck

Their coffee is shit now, even McDonalds has better coffee.

I hate that cuck more than anyone on the planet, but that's just not true. It was only deemed legal in a case by interpretation of how the law was written.

What are you trying to say here?

Unbridled cancer coming from the neighbors up north:

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I wish he would make lolicon legal.

Happy birthday, user.

Oh why were you born so beautiful,
Why were you born at all,
You're no fucking use to anyone,
You're no fucking use at all,
You should be publicly pissed on,
You should be publicly shot (bang, bang),
You should be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.
So, DRINK chug-a-lug,
Drink chug-a-lug,
Drink chug-a-lug,
DRINK!
I'm a bloody liar.

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Only if it's a muslim doing the raping.

Play a GSG as Canada and do everything EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of vid related.
Then cry because Canada is doomed.

Pedophilia is the new homosexuality with the socjus crowd.

not sure if canadian but it's on canada and you can get killed by small dogs like any frist world man

Thank you!

Why the heck would you want that? Canada sucks boring af mapleniggers

At least we aren't Sweden

*yet

please annex us Trump

Try the gold standard.

happy birthd'eh

Well we've got large tracts of land chocked with resources that everyone refuses to utilize.

fucking Trudeau.

it was already on a plan to be phased out, harper sped up the process and trudeau said fuck it why wait

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Verdun

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html
archive.is/Hh3gC

To contribute to the thread let me add that i believe it was CoD3 and the PSP spinoff that had Canadian campaigns.

Did cancucks get their free weed yet?

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well, they had to do it to please the mudslime immigrants

Never ever.

It comes packaged with Half-Life 3.

Shortly after he got elected the UN said he wasn't allowed to do it, as far as I know.

Literally cucknadia.

No its not, you retards keep saying that yet never provide any evidence to support it. If it's the case show me all the pedo rights movements they're pushing through.

Gone home

Fuck you, guy

Time to start a new game of Kaiserreich then

Since when did the UN set drugs laws for countries?

Leave the UN alone, it's pretty much the only thing they apparently have power over.

You can't deny that it's not as good as it used to be.

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Timbits are good, everything else is shit.

I heard Cucknadians use maple syrup as lube for buttfucking, is that true

There's a UN treaty on making cannabis illegal?

Daily Reminder.
The Canada you see represents the Cities, which is 15% of the country.
The rest is all white, hard right wing, and we don't give a fucking shit.

Later Faggots.

Maple syrup is sticky you douche.

Are there any good games featuring African firefighters?

Sort of on-topic.

There's a small section in Eternal Darkness where you can play as a Canadian firefighter.

But you fight monsters instead of fires.

What do you think I should do user?

Invade Britain. Exterminate all of them.

Originally you were going to play an American soldier in that section but 9/11 really pushed back tons of Eternal Darkness' original content.

Alright, Canadians are riled up a bit and receptive to the idea of purging syndie scum.

Who shall lead the army?

So, what the fuck do you even celebrate today, your staying slaves to the queen?

Get the fuck out, cancucks. You can celebrate after you fight for your independence.

Georges Vanier.

The French-Canadian hero Canada deserves.

Vanier.

Do we go for tanks or stick with our current military doctrine?

What game is that?

Darkest hour : A hears of Iron Game running the Kaiserreich mod which is an alt-history scenario where the CP win the first world war.
France and the UK die to commie revolutions so the established governments run off to North Africa and Canada respectively.

Uh, not really. And Alberta and Saskatchewan are the only good provinces to be rural in.

Remember when Tim Hortons used to make their pastries in house?

How they're trucked in from a factory…

Fuller seems to have the interests of the nation at heart. Let's hear him out.

What is this game called

Pay more attention please.

At least they've made a few good games and the donuts are good.
But yeah, Canada is fucked in so many ways. It needs to get its shit together ASAP.

Not only is it an accurate representation of Vancouver, it was made in Vancouver as well.

Thats some real good understanding of History there m8.

wew

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Is it true that I can assault people in canada and get away with it?

How dark is your skin?

Here in Quebec, Canada day is official moving day.

On a scale from god to nog, I'd say not at all.

Then that would be a no, probably.

This although I hear you can sexually assault animals now, for some bizarre reason.

So Canadians are like Brazilians now?

Its more of an accurate representation of Richmond at this point.

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Go fuck a dog Trudeau

All of the franchisers actually fought that change, as it is the quality of the pastries went down significantly after that. For obvious reasons. Though I hear some of the northern isolated ones still bake.

entire vancouver area really.

Here's some great Canadian games for you eh.

I'll give you all that except for hockey. You're a big weeping pussy if you have issue with it.

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Even the music that was originally going to be used with Michael's chapter ("Ashes the Ashes") wound up being replaced for whatever reason with The Chosen instead.