Harry Potter

they made it into a ballin turnbased RPG faggot

Anyway the PC versions of PhilosopherS and CoS were superior to the console

Yeah but care of magical creatures is a bludge subject anyway

Never played any of the console Potter games, how is it compared to the PC version?

Because wizards are retards and don't understand normal people.

Probably a Purseowner or Bully like about going through a year at Hogwarts while uncovering some mystery happening at the same time.

True.

I played the PSX ones, they looked like shit but the music and artstyle were really comfy. Try them out.

It's basically those life classes they sometimes do at school that teach you about writing a resume, managing a budget and taking care of a kid.

pic related

its good shit, deviates from the pc plot and a few different locations but generally the same

Oi m8 I'll knock you in ur fooking gabber.
The GBC games were pretty ballin as well

For PS2? Slightly less linear. More overall content. Other console ports of the games felt totally different or scaled down to work on the hardware.

Another reminder that Jeremy Soule did the music for all of the HP games up to Goblet of Fire.

Cool, I'll give 'em a go.
Are the console games any better than the PC ones after Goblet of Fire, or are they just as bad?

I actually have the soundtracks for the first three games and listen to them regularly. They're good shit.

pretty bad, honestly Prisoner of Azkaban on the Ps2 was the best of the console series

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Problem is, there was some substance that made the series feel more alive. The adults (especially around the third book) really had character in their interactions. Problem was, the main three characters were almost blank slates to project onto.

i just want to get quidditch world cup with actual multiplayer, not just sharing controls with someone
and shit was so much fun especially since my team is universally considered to be the best team, suck it irishfags

Just like playing with Emma Watson's 9 year old pussy, never ever.

what's your rating on the movies?
3>1>4>2>5>6>7=8
as for the games
1>3>4>the others>7+8 the geniuses at EA figured that they should make the last game call of duty with wands

tbh dumbledore could have been gay. he's never shown any affection for females in the show, so it's open to discussion

Rowling only pushed that piece of drivel when she got into the numale femenist crowd

Harry was kind of a cunt as the books went on.

2>3>1>4>6>5>7=8
3>1>2>The rest
Call of Wands sounds awful.

Only if they make Voldermort black and gay.

you have no idea
COVER BASED SHOOTER

You shitlord.

The right way is to make Hermione black in the stage play, say you never said she was white in your book, then block anyone who shows you did.

post the upskirt

In some way, I have to admire them for being creative enough to turn a series about magic and wizards into a shooter somehow. Still looks awful, though.

This, and the shit that Rowling goes on about on her twitter make me really regret seeing most of the films in the cinemas.

There was an upskirt of 9 year old Emma Watson?

I want to play it, just to see how awful it is. I might pirate it.

post the superior version, you halfblood

>not knowing it was in the original cut of The Philosophers Stone

I remember this pic but I'm not game enough to google it, my government retains metadata

Source?

Hotwheels you faggot that's not what I posted.

That came out a while ago. The only thing I remember from the original is the camera men appearing in the mirror sequence.

Same.

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xhamster.com/movies/2204853/harry_potter_and_draco.html

and there it is

fanks bruv

Has SFM porn gone too far? Not far enough I say

sadly the models usually suck, and the animations are just lazily done loops

The good SFM porn artists are starting to get better at animation quality than professional game developers are. There's at least one professional SFM Porn studio out there now.

We're beginning to enter the Golden Age Of Rule 34.

why would you even WANT one? harry lmaoweedman is SJW shit and it's a shitty franchise to begin barely a step above twilight.

Here's your reply.

user, with a bit of effort even twilight can make a fun game
problem is that EA sure as hell isn't gonna bother making anything fun

It's hard to believe they ever made any good games with how terrible they are now.

well technically EA didn't make good games, they payed studios to make games, that happened to be good
and then said studios got thrown in a pit of corpses
pure
coincidence

Hufflepuff loser detected

Good point.

But Hufflepuff is best house. He'd probably be a Gryffindor pleb.

It's the Special Ed class of Hogwarts.

Holy shit it really is a shooter. I thought you were joking.
I've only played first two games on playstation and chamber of secrets on gameboy colour

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It wouldn't be so bad if it was just faster and less laggy. I mean cover should be last resort, though, magic shields or "spell parrying" first until you're out of wizardjuice.

How isn't it the best house?

That fag would've lived if it wasn't for Harry.

They grow plants and shit, too. And I thought it was loyalty, not kindness. Although that's not much better.

You are the greatest evidence for Hufflepuff being the Special Ed class of Hogwarts.

Like hell.

I like the plant growing aspect too if you want more evidence for supposed shit taste.
Which house is your favourite?
I bet it's Slytherin, you edgelord.

I'd prefer to go to the Durmstrang Institute if I had my choice, they had a nice cut to their jibe. Or maybe Ilvermorny School because Thunderbird House motherfucker by which I mean Casino-based magic - fuck turning iron into gold, turn tourists into hobos.

Failing that Ravenclaw, if I had to pick on from Hogwarts.

This guy knows where its at.

Why not Beauxbatons? You'd get to learn magic with cute French girls.

herbology would be anything but bad if youre good with potions

Isn't it an all girls academy?

I got the impression it was girls only. That's probably why you thought of it; it was filled with little bitches like yourself.

Hey c'mon user, go easy. He's got it hard enough with being in hufflepuff and all.

I would only play a Harry Potter game if I could buttfuck Harry.

It's an all girls' school in the movies, but in the books, there are male students.
But Durmstrang is boys only, so it's perfect for a fag like yourself.

Said the Hufflepoof.

Not videogames. Totally degenerate reappropriation. Feel sorry for the kids who had this attack them.

>Open world Harry Potter game when?

That is a very smug demon.

Is this game any good and does it have local multiplayer?

Would be interesting to see what a magic wand using wizard FPS could be like. (And not even limiting it to the HP universe).

If they could some how incorporate wand gestures/movement into spell usage, it could make it certainly a lot different than other FPS games (compared to just pulling a trigger to fire).

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Gesture-based magic exists in Arx Fatalis and it's kinda cruddy. Also that's not really how it works in Harry Potter universe.

Sounds like magical heaven.

the game is very fun only downside is that bulgaria is locked in exhibition mode until you beat them in the campaign. which sucks if you're a bulgarian like me
doesn't have LAN though
just an option to play splitscreen with shared controls/another controller

I'd want to be in ravenclaw

kill me please

No they won't user, too many hordes of teenagers with twitter are fans of the book.

if she isn't she's gonna be played by Emma "Female rights" Watson
take your pick

Just a reminder Alan Rickman is a corpse. Same with Christoper Lee.

All the good wizards are dead.

Why haven't you posted it?

you WANT niggermione porn?

That's basically how it's gonna be, fagets.

WHY LIVE?

we can dream though
besides there'd be a lot of porn of it

Not if she's an adult.

Impending Wizard World War 3 soon, friend I hope.

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stages were really cool though

Its just as terrible as I imagined.

HOPES AND DREAMS

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wat

What?

There are Harry Potter RPGs on BYOND,but they're all shit and The Wizards Chronies is literally run by a kike.

I actually helped make one on BYOND a few years ago but it was never finished and the lead Dev kinda gave up on it.

That third one.

Goatmen's gotta fuck something.

I can take a race change (even though i'm starting to hate it, since it's always "a white guy becomes a black guy" and never the opposite), the issue is why she did it.
I mean maybe you don't know but everytime someone has a stupid fanfic-tier theory about HP lore she just says "yeah you're right that's true!! Dumbledore is gay yeah why not! Hermione is black because i never stated in the books she was white even if i totally did!"
That's why is literally everything and it's shit, she's throwing what little lore she set up in the books out of the window just to get a little more shekels.

It also ignores other races. No white to Hispanic or Asian, it always ends up black.

it`s clearly fake you niggers

Porn aside, what are the best games for Harry Potter? I've played the Lego games and they were pretty good but were there any others?

The only good Harry Potter game has yet to com out.

Wait, is he working on another Harry Potter game? He didn't even finish Witch Trainer yet.

Does anyone know of the link for these models? I know the guy who made them is a tight-fisted faggot who insists people personally ask him for them.

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That's not by Akabur. It's by one of the guys who modded WT and a guy who did art for it.

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Glad to see someone's trying to finish that trainwreck of a game.

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Found this in an earlier thread
Thought it was a parody, but then it started taking itself seriously
tbh i like it better than the Deathly Hallows and the half blood prince

Muggle Studies is just a course about toasters, card games and how to use the internet and why muggles use this shit to begin with.

Threadly reminder that the perfect Harry Potter game already exists and it's called Academagia: the Making of Mages

I ain't reading that shit nigga.

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Its not actually that bad though user
Ron is completely shat on in it and as far as i've read Hermione looks like number one girl except when she goes SJW Dumbledore shuts her down though

I've read the first few chapters and its actually bretty good. Shows just how terrible at worldbuilding Rowling is and how primitive and stupid wizard society is.

Discworld is the superior series by far and it has the superior Potter.

Do we have a release date yet or it's ye old "we're workin on it, donate to our patreon goys" trick like every indie porn game ever ?

too soon user
It still hurts
although to be fair is last few works weren't so great, because Alzheimers

Raising Steam wasn't bad, per se, though it had a lot of problems with flow and characters, but Shepherd's Crown was clearly tampered with. A lot of the writing doesn't FEEL like Terry and it was clearly an incomplete manuscript. Rhianna's a lot more left wing than her father.

Any more info on this?

i need that font in my life, what the fuck is it called?

I'm just glad it was only the last few
imagine if she made a dozen more in his name

Luckily, she promised not to not that that would stop her if she has a mind to do it anyways.

Funnily enough, I thought Overlord was really well written (for what it was, at least) and she was responsible for that.

I've yet to read overlord
Probably going to check it out now

I'm talking about the game Overlord. I'm pretty sure she wasn't involved in the sequel, though, since she's a feminist and the game let you have three mistresses at the same time.

Shame that the new game is going to be a generic hack n' slash multiplayer.

No wonder i couldn't remember it

she apparently did write for overlord 1 & 2 the dlc, the ds spin off, the wii spin off and the new co-op reboot according to wikipedia

Rhianna is a fucking hypocrite. She'll do anything for money. No surprise there since the only reason she even gets gigs is because of her father's name.

In short, she is what feminism was always about.

Luna Lovegood is best girl.

My dick can't get harder than this user

Plus why making it a MMO of hogwards? Why not doing a side universe in Slav school or French grill school? It would be more interesting to know new shit rather than warm up old stuff

Because then you wouldn't have all the vibrant diversity Hogwarts is filled with. Where would we be without the Jews, the filthy Pakis, a nigger Hermione, a pedophile, homosexual Headmaster?

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Never ever because rowling hates money

No she doesn't, she just hates video games. Thinks that they're a waste of time and money and have no merit, because she's a woman who grew up in the 60s/70s and believes all those old cliches.

But can just a dev try to get the rights to make a videogame? Just like the faggots that made Hermione a nigger for that stage show.

How ironic considering the shit she has done lately.

She's a britain who publishes a series of books multi-national. In other words, she bends over at the sight of multiculturalism because she's afraid of losing any money at all from not being all-encompassing all-accepting of all races/creeds to get them book, movie and merchandise sales. She doesn't want to offend anyone because she LOVES money, she'd suck you off in a bathroom stall for $1000 if you offered it to her, and she's already got so much money…

When people wanted a gay wizard, she offered up Dumbledore's asshole without hesitation. Nigger hermione? Hell yes, Africans I have no problem with you, I retconned a white character just for you!

Britons are fucking pussies and will give the skin on their bones to make people who hate them feel good.

How fucking difficult is to make Bully: Magic School Edition? Just sprinkle a bunch more RPG elements, or just go full autism and make a better version of that text only magic school game that never got the second year sequel.

There is nothing about the Harry Potter universe that isn't generic.

She's a dumb leftist prole, that, ironically enough, got lucky thanks to capitalism, and now thinks that just because she has shitloads of money people want to hear the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth.

Fake? Motherfucker go to that scene where she is mixing potions in the bathroom in the VHS release of Harry Potter then tell me again.

Video proof or it didn't happen.

This right here. You could make a Magical Academy game without even coming close to touching the Harry Potter franchise.

That's just how celebrities act. Because they're rich and famous, they assume they get to discuss policy and science, as if that gives them credentials. People like Bill Nye or Tyson are even worse, though, since they SHOULD know better than to stick their oar in matters they know nothing about.

I've heard rumors that Harry Potter was ghostwritten. I don't know how true they are, but I would believe it given how much of her own writing she appears to have forgotten.

Wasn't she cleaning toilets before she wrote the first HP book?

how the hell is she boiling a pot with just a tea candle?
truly a gifted wizard

I don't know what she was before HP, but before HP she was so broke the only place she could afford to eat was McDonalds and she wrote all of her notes for HP on some McDicks napkins while sucking back a big mac.

I thought she was a school teacher who was out of work. It would explain her vehement hatred of videya gaems, at least.

Since we're on the subject of contempt for this whore, I absolutely hate her fucking arrogance. She takes abra kedabra, writes its spelling all wrong, and then acts like she just came up with the most creative thing ever. I remember her so smugly describing how she came up with it.

"Without even being original I have come up with something so creative and simple, and that's how I write such good books."

Bitch, I would gut you with a logging hook if I could.

At least it's not discussion of evil Harry fanfics like before.
Also what the fuck is wrong with you, who the fuck posts gifs anymore.

Meh, all writers pretend they are hot shit. It helps sell their books. Especially fantasy writers, every second one goes on about how they beat Tolkien at his own game.

She's right on that part at least. There is nothing creative or unique about Harry Potter. It's just another shit fantasy high school story with the usual cliches, painted with a fresh coat of leftism, that only got popular due to happenstance, not quality of writing or storytelling.

I really can't stand Emma Watson's face any more, which kills all this SFM stuff for me.
I'm also disappointed by how unimaginative it all is, considering what's possible with magic. You could have people transforming into things, or expanding their orifices so they can take a troll dick, or just using the petrify spell to rape people. Remember that love potion that Ron ate one? Easiest setup for porn ever. There could be a whole sex trade based around polyjuice potion.
But nope, they barely go beyond vanilla.

There are some tentacles and demon shit, but I assume it is hard to do in something like sfm or with 3d animation in general.
In 2d though, there is a fuckton of it. There are some real fucked up harry potter doujins.

Are you talking about porn in general or the HP universe in particular? Because the kind of kinky shit wizards would get up to is the least of the problems that come into being when you think the setting through to its logical conclusion.

The biggest flaw with Harry Potter universe is Voldemort's belief that he could enslave muggles in the age of assault rifles.
His crusade would be over in two airstrikes.

The series ages and matures in tone as Harry does- that's not necessarily a bad thing. There are plenty of decent series that do the same thing.

Although there was never originally meant to be a Harry Potter book past the first one, so I suppose it's a moot point.

The problem with that is Harry doesn't really mature. He becomes more arrogant as the series progresses. He also becomes an obnoxious twit by the fifth or sixth book- we're supposed to like him because he's the protagonist ,not because of who he is.

Dresden Files do a much better job of that. None of the magical communities want the masquerade broken because they realize that angry humans with modern weaponry would enact an inquisition that WOULD burn everything to the ground.

Only if we get mods to fuck Hermione senseful (not senseless, because she’s already a feminist).

I’ve heard that she didn’t even write the thing in the first place.

1. Dumbledore was retconned into a faggot.
2. Hermione was retconned into a nigger.
3. Voldemort literally did nothing wrong (see second image).

Only if he was stupid enough to engage them in a straight up fight. There's more of muggles than there is of wizards, and it doesn't take you years to learn how to use a gun.

Thing is, why would he do something so dumb? Wizards in HP can violate universal laws of nature at will, can hypnotize and brainwash non-magical humans with ease, they can move unseen among the muggles and do whatever.

What's stopping Voldemort from casting that spell that makes people obey your commands on the PM and the rest of the government and the military? What's stopping him from going to America or Russia and ordering their heads of state to launch the nukes?

The greatest threat a wizard represents is that muggles have no way to actually find them, if they even know they exist, let alone counter the more subtle forms of magic.

You are, objectively, worse than leftists. Your apathy for obvious lies is how they get into power in the first place.

Dumbledore was never mentioned to hqave any romantic feelings toward anyone, and had no family or children. Also he kept speaking of his numerous male friends. People started saying he was a fag so Rowling just rolled with it.
Voldemort was a halfie himself, and he was the strongest wizard in the world.

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It's archaic, bureaucratic, hidebound, and non-functional. It combines the worst aspects of feudalism with the worst features of the Victorian era.

Harry was always a cunt, he's a weird jealous little twerp who talks to no one except his loyal yesman and the girl who he can crib notes off of and loves being popular for being the boy who lived and hates being unpopular for acting like a lunatic in public. The only difference between early book harry and the later books is that the early books were cut to the bone by the editor so it was less obvious how petty Harry was.

Because their intentions were to do it openly.
Voldemort's whole schtick was wishing to conquer britain and put it under wizard rule, making non-magic users second class citizens.

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Thing is, if Rowling wasn't such a smelly liberal cunt, she could have actually thought shit through and given Voldemort and his cronies a motivation that goes beyond being racist shits.

It's not even that hard to figure out. They are upset that the Ministry is foisting so many muggleborns on them, many Death Eaters not even giving a shit about blood purity, simply being enraged that their way of life is being judged and upset by upstarts trying to enforce their notions of morality on a world they haven't been part of for more than two decades.

Hell, take Hermione, she's the poster child of the leftist cuntbag that barges into a community and starts shitting on everyone from her high horse while basking in her moral superiority.

And the really sad part is that the Death Eaters seem to have no further goals than to kill all muggles. No movement in the history of humanity, no matter how racist or extreme it was, ever made it their single goal to be genocide. Shaohing the undesirables was always a means to an end, not the end goal itself. It's telling that Rowling's brain has stewed too long in leftist doctrine when she is too dumb to figure out that extremists groups don't get into power because of their racist views, but because they have other goals and politics that resonate with the public at large.

Death Eaters are just a bunch of rich, ignorant snobs butthurt there are impure wizards among them. Hitler and the Nazis were a populist movement that got widespread support from every strata of society, not because they want to shaoh the Jews (admirable as goal as that was), but because they wanted to make Germany great again.

Yeah, Harry is a bit of a fag. In Half-Blood Prince especially, since he keeps bitching that the head of school isn't giving him enough attention.

wewlad, next you’ll say that Merlin was muggle born.

Yes, and that’s where she went wrong.

Yes, and a fresh injection of pozzed Marxism, courtesy of muggle britcucks, is what it's gonna fix it.

Rowling tends to write Voldemort as a complete imbecile. This guy is basically a lich that gets routinely thwarted by a kid that everyone commented wasn't that smart to begin with.

Voldemort's motivation was that he wanted to be the fucking best and hated his muggle dad. He was also fucked up emotionally from being concieved under a love potion. He is just a powerful lunatic.
Death Eaters didn't want to kill all muggles, they wanted to make their own government with wizrds on top and make muggles second rate citizens.

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT HITLER, YOU SHITLORD. I said the name; now you’re wrong!
You’re absolutely right (about the whole post), but remember not to fall into leftist dialectic. There was no shoah. Not desired, not planned, not carried out. It’s simply what SHOULD have happened.

Wasn't Voldemort half mud-blood himself? It seems like he was projecting his own impurity upon others and taking out his lifelong frustrations on a strawman.

Plus, pure-blooded wizard lines routinely turned out squibs, who had no magical talent. From the way things are set up, it seems as though magical aptitude is at least partially divorced from lineage.

Source?

I believe that's for Russian Mod for Witch Trainer, google it. They actually ahve an english version.
Silver edition is fucking dead and four houses was never alive.

I can't begin to explain how angry this makes me feel.

Yes, he was a halfblood.

Hell more simple than that, wizards live ever more constrained lives to hide themselves from the fucking muggles. Book four flying carpets get banned because muh statue of secrecy. But why ban decent wizarding artifacts to hide yourselves from muggles? If it's for the sake of the muggles its gay and if its for the sake of wizards then we've conceded muggles are an existential threat to the wizarding world. Either way let's get rid of those fucking muggles instead of our magic carpets.

What's the game even about?

Wasn't he just scared of dying, and he hated his muggle dad for abandoning him and his mother, and hated his mom for basically raping his dad?

I don't think they even wanted that, or had an agenda divorced from that of Voldemort. And that's the problem, the villains are so ill defined and lacking in motivation that its hard to take them seriously.

But of course.

I don't think that can be a claim easily made. We really have no hard data on just how the magic "gene" works. Are muggle born wizards/witches gifted with magic because an ancestor of theirs was a wizard/squib?

What percentage of children will be magical if a wizard and a muggle fuck? Is the magic "gene" dominant or recessive?

But then again, we are likely giving it far more thought than Rowling ever did, since she likely believes that race doesn't exist and genetics are just an invention of the white patriarchy.

Oh trust me I can.
I'd say "well at least she isn't writing more and ruining the story" but she is.
Well, not the first franchise I loved that was run into the ground.

Rowling's a fucking nut so she claimed the magic gene is recessive. Muggleborns are the distant offspring of people who outbred from the wizarding population and squibs.

So, she's basically saying Voldemort was right?

My knowledge of genetics is a little rusty, but wouldn't that mean that the only way to produce a magical child is if both parents have the magic gene?

If we're going with mendelian genetics (I doubt we're talking in-depth genetics) that is how it would work. You would need both recessive copies to express that phenotype.

wizard+wizard=wizard child
wizard+muggle=muggle that carries the magic gene
muggle+carrier=muggle
carrier+carrier=quarter chance of a mudblood
So yes Voldemort was right, a mudblood population can only exist due to wanton racemixing in the first place

Haven't read that in ages. My dad really liked it, what went wrong?

Explain how squibs work, then. They're born to magical parents but have no magic of their own- and it's not just a rare, freak occurence.

If the magic gene is recessive, then there's no way that they should occur, naturally.

The entire world is a convoluted mess. Wizards regularly produce miracles without understanding the principles underlying them. It's an entire world that's stuck in medieval stasis while the muggles march ever onward.

I have a strong connection to the series and it fucks me right up that J.K. is actually trying to ret-con her own "lore" in favour of SJW fanfic pandering.
Fuck off, you know what I mean. And yes that last chapter is the most fucking cringe shit.
I still have not read Tales of Beedle the Bard. but I don't think I ever will, I know when to quit, something Rowling seemingly don't.
Quidditch Through the Ages was great supplementary material though.

In other words, user: I do know that feel.

not sure what I expected fam

Squibs don't make any fucking sense except maybe as another mutation of the magic gene or as people who've just never had their magic turn on. Neville never showed any signs of magic until his greatuncle almost killed him so maybe there's other kids out there who never develop their powers

The Seeker is literally the only thing that matters in Quidditch.

It would help if the Wizarding world developed some sort of standardized testing or educational standards. Hogwarts is the sort of school that Dahl wrote horror stories about.

Man that shit was dumb. Harry should have married Luna, she was the only female character who wasn't a huge bitch, and she didn't give a fuck that he was some chosen one.

I like Academagia, but I still want a Harry Potter RPG of its own.
Hope they release the sequel soon.

well, unless one team has a 160 point lead on the other

He got the redhead in the end, right?

In a certain book they introduce dimencion hopping, since the race of demons is lost in one. That is fine.
In the next book they need a special lemure to cure a disease that Fowl's mom has. The problem is, Fowl sold the last one of those Lemures to animal killers when he was 10. So they go back in time. In the end it is revealed that the whole thing was a plan by Opal Koboi, so now there are two of them.
In the next book there are two fucking Fowls and shit si confusing as hell.
In the last book one Fowl is fucking dead, and the remaining one loses all of his memories so Holly has to reexplain everything that happened.
I loved the first books, but quality really dropped after a certain point.

It's rare enough that we get, what, three squibs mentioned in 7 books? And there's nothing that says a mudblood can't be a squib.

Thing is, it would make sense. For example, Romans never had the impetus to develop better farming techniques and tools, because slave labor was so efficient and cheap. Ditto for automated machines, we know they were perfectly capable of building water powered machines to do all manner of shit, Greeks themselves created the first steam powered "machine", but nobody had a need to look into this shit further because of slaves.

Same for wizards, why bother inventing, say, a new textile when you have a ready spell that can cool or heat your clothes within seconds? Why bother inventing new methods of transportation when you can just teleport wherever?

yes

Yeah, Ron's sister, who became somewhat of a Mary Sue by that point.

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Why would you want to force that fate on Luna? Harry's a self-important asshole.

It's more that they never tried to refine or understand magic. They never tried to get at the principles underpinning the art. This is especially jarring since they exist in the same world where two world wars and nuclear bombs happened. You'd think there'd be some iota of self awareness there.

Plus, spy satellites should have rumbled them in the 80s.

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fuck harry potter
i remember my sister HAD to go to midnight launches and i was a sprout enough to have a bedtime at like 8 or 9
why the fuck did you need a midnight releasing you stupid whore you werent even going to read or finish it that night
i just wanted to go home and sleep jesus fuck

Ginny was the most fucking surreal thing ever.For nearly 4 books no one gives a fuck about her,then a chap in the sixth book, seventh book,she is soulmate.
Rowling fucked up that too: she said Harry should have been with Hermione but pushed her with Ron because it reminded her of an old failed relationship that left her depressed.

That too.Too which we need to add:how the fuck a nigger has the right genes to being a wizard?

WUZ

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WUZ
MERLINZ

There is a whole department dedicated to the higher mysteries of magic, one that predated the entire ministry and probably invented the government in the first place. The books regularly talk about people discovering things and students are expected to be able to be fluent about the properties and mechanisms of magic in Hogwarts. The Harry Potter series is so stupid because Rowling is dumb and couldn't even get basic stuff straight in her mind like what the Fidelius Charm actually does.

The place is a fucking deathtrap. And the faculty is perfectly aware of this, yet they still let children wander around.

You have a murder forest full of xenophobic centaurs that hate wizards with a passion, an inbred giant version of horror movie rednecks that doesn't know his own strength, fuckhuge spiders and God knows what else.

The castle is peppered with artifacts that are lethal to use, there is a goddamn basilisk in a secret chamber, Potions class has an equal chance to blow you up or have you inhale toxic fumes, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class is cursed, the stairs are actively trying to kill you, there's even a fucking tree that wants you dead.

The lake has a kraken in it, and there's underwater people that also want you dead.

What are the principles of magic even? IIRC there was a mention of rules of transfiguration, meaning that wizards are aware there are some hard (dare I say, scientific) limitations to the art of transfiguration, but other than that casting spells seems to be just about the right wand movement combined with a vocal cue, and some wizards even eschew the vocal cue entirely.

How are new spells created? We know they are regularly "invented", why do they all trigger with the use of a "latin" word? Do wizards run on mana or can they just cast spells, no fucks given, into perpetuity?

The biggest problem, by far, of Harry Potter is that Rowling had no understanding of worldbuilding. Things exists because the plot demands they do, or because Rowling is shit at writing and needs a deus ex machina to move the plot forward.

I always figured Harry would get with that asian chick he had a crush on, but then Rowling just dropped that and pushed Ginny on him.

Who knows, Rowling seems to think that at some point in the primordial past wizards freely bred with muggles until some awful bigots invented the idea of purebloodedness. Rowling has no understanding of history though which leads her to ridiculous crap like claiming the Virgin Queen was so because a Malfoy cursed her.

Okay, how about this:

Magic says that locations can be unplottable.

The Rifftrax of the entire series is some of their best work. The guys go to town on that very thing, make repeated references to the fact that all of the characters are going to burn in Hell, and almost universally refer to Hermione by the racist “mudblood” term. I love ‘em. They’re very nearly redpilled.

Great stuff. The only way to enjoy the films anymore.

Imagine how easy it is to fuck some random muggle peasant girl in the 1300s or something. Just magic some food in front of her and you've got pussy forever.

but that's forbidden love

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go back to your subhuman family mudblood

what the fuck cripplekike, that's not what i posted

Oh fuck, i was going to write Hogwarts but i rushed so much i ended up writting Gryffindor.

Sorry pls no bully

In five more years you’ll be fired for suggesting that incest is wrong.

Oh boy.

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It also didnt help that I usually grew out of them by the time the final books in the series released

Incest is wrong if it is heterosexual, can't have cishetmen having fun

Yeah, but how does it even work? Is the wand an "interpreter" that translates motion and voice cues into magic? Is that why they're using latin and not some older language? Did the wizards have some sort of conference where they decided the new "programming" language for spells? Do they have magic command databases?

How the fuck do you write a series of books about a school that teaches you magic without doing a proper job of explaining the nitty gritty of the system?

Why not just magic her to be your cocksleave forever?

It's not wrong if your jizz is magic.

What, again?

Exactly. Why do you think there are so many mudbloods?

I'm sick of people doing this, do they buy into the judeo-christian meme or are they just stupid?

By having a vagina

That ending was bullshit.

N SHIT

That was another cringe filled fest.

Ask Rowling,she will probably go so far up the regressive left,incest will be allowed.
Also
Shiggy

Rowling is a fuck up of a writer and it shows with the fact she can't write another thing worth the weight of Harry Potter,or probably because children now grow up.

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Those goddamn motherfuckers are tainting 40k.

the movie was alright

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There's no way in hell I'd want to go to Hogwarts.
I'd love to go to Geo though.

That could have been interesting, that would have meant that some wizards could choose some obscure method to cast spells to have an advantage in fights.

it was just poorly written

I couldnt tell if it was a cop-out or the writing was suddenly shit

good shit user

never got animorphs here, not in the school or local library and I first heard about it after catching the tail end of the TV show on some obscure channel once

A huge portion of the Harry Potter fanbase are adults who read the books when they were kids. There's still a gigantic market for the IP. I think Rowling's initial success was largely a fluke, and she is completely unable to replicate it because she lacks the creativity and drive.

To spoil it, Artemis fucking dies and Holly clones him from his saliva, that was left when he kissed her on the forehead yes, seriously. He has his soul but no memories, so he needs to be told everything that happened to him. The book ends with Holly saying the first lines of the first book, something about Hochimin.
It's really fucking stupid.

Yeah, the place is literally the edge of they world.
They all live on the edge.

like not shouting the name of the spell you're using, hence we get shit like

She is completely unable to replicate it because she probably didn't write the books. I doubt there was even only one ghost writer, the later books are too wholly different from the early ones to have been written by the same person.

They don't actually eschew it completely, they just say it in their heads, Which suggests that the verbal component is actually a mental component and that magic has something to do with thought. Maybe magic just requires that a wizard believe that they can do something, and their natural magic will make it manifest. That also lines up with how untrained wizards are sometimes able to make things happen, like the glass at the zoo.
Maybe all that stuff about spells and rituals and magic words is actually just them learning to shape their thoughts properly to acheive a desired effect, and they just don't realise it.

I'd probably be thrown out pretty quickly for abusing first year lolis

Oh man fuck you for making me think of the last three Snicket books.
Reminder that the hospital one was the scariest and most terrifying one.

However, thank you for making me think about Darren Shan. That first vampire series was a 10/10 as far as edgybait teenage series goes. I always got nightmares from reading that first book at age 8, that's mostly why I held off on it until I got a bit older and then started reading tiny bits of it, but when I started getting to SNAKEMAN EVRA and "my not-boyfriends blood can't possibly be this delicious!?" I read all those books fast as fuck.
Ending was fucking dumb, though.

I only read Lord Loss and half of Demon Thief as far as Demonata is concerned. Anyone know if it picked up and got any better?

I don't really know a lot about the circumstances surrounding the creation of the books, other than the oft-repeated tale of her scribbling the first few chapters down on paper napkins because she was poor. I've never really bought into that.

I do agree that she most likely did not write, and probably had nothing at all to do with, most of the series. She does not seem intelligent enough to come up with 95% of what's in the books.

So, wizards are just all reality benders and "teaching" them magic is actually an attempt to muzzle that shit so they don't think themselves or others out of existence on a whim?

FUCK
I did not know he was gone.

I preferred Demonata to the vampire shit but even that got some pretty shitty forced characters, trying to be diverse for diversity sake

Personally his only book worth reading is the thin executioner

Judea-Christianity has been pushed for nearly a century now. Of course some people buy it.

RK rowling is a communist and Harry Potter is Communist propaganda against ethnic nationalism.

Fuck Harry Potter.

nigga, you been living under a rock?
bud spencer died only a week ago

I’ve heard that she didn’t even write them, and I wouldn’t be surprised by that.

Rowling mentions unspoken magic in the later books, but it’s “difficult” so many don’t use it or just hone their power with one or two spells and just stop. I never got that, reading it for the first time.

How? Explain this to me cause I'm really interested in hearing how this happened.

JK Rowlings shitposts don't affect the literature she wrote in the previous decades.

What would happen if a wizard acheived CHIM?

Didn't Eoin shit on his own series in defiance due to his publisher demanding even MORE books after the one about the Shakespeare demons?
At least his W.A.R.P series seems promising after reading the first book.

My man.

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I'm glad I never read past The Time Paradox.

It still hurts
Moist's arc was by far my favorite, what a shit end to it
muh gnomes my ass

If you read between the lines of the Seventh book, it is definitely implied Dumbledore is a fag in the memorial story. She is still a bitch, but it isn't without written precedence.

well thanks fags, now i have to go watch the movies again until i hit the order of the phoenix and hate myself again and the shitty director that turned harry potter edgy

I remember that game. Oh lord, it's flooding back. I was renting it from a Blockbuster around when it came out, for Xbox. To my extent of knowledge I had fun with it, until I got stuck on some jank as fuck platforming section, iirc. Never beat it, but at least I know what my nightmare of tonight will be about. Oh, how I miss the days of renting games. The anxious drive home as I hopped up and down eager to play whatever shit I wanted to try for a week, to young to understand inevitable disappointment..

Anyways yeah, open world Harry Potter sounds good in theory but bound to be garbage. Not enough substance in it's world.

i want to put my hand on loli wizard pussy. not in a sexual way, i just wanna get some of the warmth.

Just watch until 3 and pretend the rest don't exist.

Why would you blame the director? It's the writer's fault. Potter started getting dark in Goblet of Fire and went full edgy by the fifth book.

SO, AS A HYPOTHETICAL WHAT HOUSE WOULD Holla Forums BE AS A GUILD IF THERE WAS A HARRY POTTER MMO. EXPLAIN IN DETAIL YOUR REASONING AND SHOW YOUR WORK OR SEE ME AFTER CLASS.

Just imagine if Rockstar made their own version a HP magic school style game . . .

Basically she was a single mother on the poverty line who would write out the draft for HP in a cafe

I still remember hearing stories of people who were disappointed the muggle military didn't come to the aid of the wizarding world in the final book.

Sniper team one, we have a clear shot of "You-Know-Who" with that Potter kid. Permission to fire Commander?

The first 4 books in the series did come out at a steady pace, then the "writers block" happened with the writing of the 5th book. If she got a ghostwriter if should have been around then. (And would have been paid a lot to stay quiet).

There also the fact that she got influenced by the movies and started thinking of scenes cinematically (or what would look good on a movie screen) even writing Snape dialogue that "would sound good being spoken by Alan Rickman".

Or it could have been ghostwritten from the beginning with a new ghostwriter taking over after the fourth book.

Rowling could have just been a PR front for someone less marketable or for a publishing house. Half of Potter's success (as well as Animorphs and a couple other series) was due to Scholastic and its book fair's in American schools. Hell, most of the Animorphs series was ghostwritten, aside from the first ten or so and the last five or so (albeit, mostly by Applegate's husband).

I do remember hearing about that, but I thought it was because she had premature baby and had to spend her time in hospital, causing her to use ghostwriters (that weren't her husband)

But to hear it was her husband who co-wrote under his wife's name seems even stranger. And then to learn they did the same for their other book series, well that was unexpected.

But magic doesn't work like that in that Universe.

The Pure Blood shit is shown to be nothing but shit logic from a bunch of inbred fucks. Meanwhile Muggles with no family history of magic suddenly find themselves able to do magic.

Do genetics/blood play a part? Yes but not like how this is explained. Hermonine is (as stated in the books) the most gifted witch of her time but she's a complete muggle. All her decedents are likely to have magical connections now. Speaking all metaphorically: Magic is an entity of it's own and will find a way cue "Life Will Find a Way" quote

No, two parents who have the recessive magic gene from ancient outbreeding bump uglies and a mudblood is born. Now it's just a mudblood, we have no evidence that familial magic talents like metamorphmagi or parsentongue can come from mudbloods and Hermy's giftedness comes from being a know-it-all, before Rowling lost her marbles Granger wasn't that good at things outside of booklearning.

Well, I can think of two reasons. One is that affirmative action has been going on since the 80s and two is that women have inherently better marketing for children's literature.

Even if this is wholly true, the problem with the modern wizarding world is how small the population is. We've reached the point where the Hapsburg chin is a real danger and inbreeding becomes increasingly likely to keep the bloodlines pure.

Face looks pretty good. It's a shame the rest of the body looks like shit.

Ya see the thing about making a Harry Potter game is that the lore surrounding the Harry Potter universe isn't really good enough to make having your game set in that universe essential.

You could come up with your own magical school, put a game together, create some actually interesting lore for the universe, and call it Harpy Shmorter and you'd probably, honestly, be better off than if you made an actual licensed Harry Potter game.

You wouldn't rake in near as many shekels, of course, which is why I'm so baffled they haven't done it already.

I'd get to work on making one if I had any sort of programming knowledge whatsoever, but alas, I am strictly a writefag/ideaguy at best.

That hasn't stopped me from putting an almost autistic amount of thought into how I'd design a game with a Harry Potter sort of setting, though I wouldn't want to bore anyone with the details.

I reinstalled the first three games out of nostalgia, but my monitor keeps screaming at me for not playing them at 1920x1080. How do I get it to shut up? ini hacks break the in-game menus, so that's out.

Slytherin because the only other options are kissass goodie-two-shoes German exchange student guild aligned to Lord Voldemort. Herrenrasse von Zauberei would be the name of the guild. We'd spend our days attacking the weak pathetic subhumans and when we're bored of middle eastern people we'd attack some muggles and 'good' wizards too.

We'd also kidnap Hermione and rape her.

Her actress was in the fappening, wasn't she?

Nah, Rowling wrote the books (for the most part) while she was apolitical.

But you could actually increase the amount of degenerate or race in the game, and keep the fan base happy.

SJW can't really think outside of the box

By that time he is 14/16 so it's normal to be an edgy fuckwit

Here's your (you) now screen cap it and go back to Reddit to show how you trolled us

Bore me with the details m8.

I think about a Harry Potter/Bully/Persona mix a lot while I'm making another game.

There's 40 kids in a year at hogwarts. Wizards live on average to be 137 years old. 40*137+damn dirty foreign wizard=far too many for inbreeding outside of highly insular populations like upper crust purebloods.

Reported for leftist shitposting.

Nope.

Jesus what a faggot you seem to be. Before ignoring you though

Fappening.

I'm fairly certain she was.

I think you mean 40 per house per year, which helps your argument anyway.

If you insist, I'm a little tired, so this might not be as in-depth or as cohesive as it might otherwise be so try and bare with me.

Ideally you'd want to go for some sort of RPG or action RPG hybrid, battles between wizards should be strategic, and require smarts as much as it does quick reflexes. You'd need to implement a system of counters and defenses, the player should also have to put some thought into what their party members are doing, strategy should play a big part in each encounter.

Ideally you'd have extensive character customization, your abilities in combat and sociability should be affected by what classes you take, taking a lot of combat magic oriented classes and your character should get a lot of points to put into that sort of skill tree.

Having a pair of friends to follow you around is pretty important to making it feel suitably Harry Potter. Ideally you'd want a different pair of unique characters depending on which house you ended up in, the house you joined would be dependent upon how the player acts and the choices they make in the prologue. Act like a heroic charmer and you get sorted into Gryffindor, act like a douche and you get slapped into Slytherin, or the equivalent. If you don't want such black and white morality for the houses then having it be a simple choice or more nuanced is fine too, since we're aiming for a different universe that's just very HP inspired. Having unique party members for each house might be a little bit too much, so just having one pair join the same house could work too, if you alter their personality based on that fact as well. Your House would affect how other students felt about you, would grant you favors from certain teachers, etc.

The school needs to feel very alive. You need several students to populate it, all with unique personalities, cliques, quests and such. Bully did this very well, each student was unique, even if they weren't terribly fleshed out. You should always be able to recognize that cute witch you flirted with at the ball or that nerd you beaned with a fireball last week. Same goes for the teachers.

The school and it's surrounds needs to feel equal parts comfy and mysterious, with lots of things hidden away in the nooks and crannies to find and discover. Hidden pieces of lore, dark secrets, and ancient dungeons full of loot. Exploration should be rewarded, and most certainly encouraged.

One year per-game would make the most logical sense, since I get the feeling that going through six plus years would be a little too resource intensive for one game to be able to cover.

A Persona time limit would probably be the wisest approach, with special events taking place over the course of the year, you can use valentine's day as an opportunity to boost affinity with your Witchfu or Wizardbando, Christmas with your bros since you can't go home, spoopy Halloween with actual ghosts, etc.

A main plot should be brewing through the game throughout. A mystery that the player can slowly unravel over the course of their stay at the school. Preferably give it multiple endings, based around the player's choices, and how much attention they paid to it.

There's a lot more I could yammer on about, but that's some of the bigger stuff that I often find myself brainstorming about. Maybe a little too much for an indie dev to do with expensive 3D graphics and voicework, but if you scaled it back a bit and made a JRPG or something of that nature I could definitely see it being doable.

Also you have to have waifus in it. I wouldn't want to play it unless I could flirt with any number of cute witches and wizards. From the cute but shy best friend, to the busty tsundere senior, to the ara ara~ forbidden love with one of your teachers. There's only good things to be found with pouring some of your resources into that department.

Isn't Hogwarts like one of three schools located in the entire British Islands? One of the others is in Ireland, if I remember rightly, and the third is in Scotland. A class of 120 students per year is really small for the entirety of Britain.

Also, while wizards CAN live well into their second century, I'd like to point out to that a lot of them won't. Wizard mortality has to be VERY high given all the nasty monsters they deal with regularly and the flippant attitude their society has towards unreasonable danger. Several students died (or came perilously close) every year Harry was on campus and most of those were entirely unrelated to Voldemort.

Of course, there was always the Philosopher's Stone but that was never made widely available for reasons and was destroyed just because. That's like having developed nanomachines and then tossing out all the research because "man shouldn't live past his natural lifespan."

A good waifu is never one that was designed to be a waifu. Waifu is a byproduct of good characters made irrelevantly to waifuism.

I worked on an idea for a magic-game ages back. It was basically that mankind was slaves to wizards 150,000 years ago but then they managed to revolt so the wizards destroyed all their cities and fled to their own pocket-dimension civilizations while mankind was left to start over. Eventually some of the wizards found their way back and had a good chuckle about how mankind still hadn't built their own paradise (this was in the 1800s) and most stayed in their paradise realms, but a few decided to stay because they found the earth fun because of all the danger and shit.

So cut to the modern day their descendants and, after some experiments and rituals, new born wizards unrelated to them from normal human stock, have developed their own community in the shadows complete with their own cities, schools, holidays and politics. Oh and vampires and werewolves because those are fun.

I hadn't fleshed out too much of the plot though, mostly just world building.

Hogwarts is the only one. It recruits from everywhere there though, Ireland, Wales and Scotland as well as England.

harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Wizarding_school#Known_wizarding_schools

There are two other schools but they're schools for specialist subjects, one for Charms and one for Acting, as well in the UK. Kinda like a summer school for wizards.

I've always wondered; why doesn't the wizarding world use technology? For fucks sake, technowizardry is the coolest shit! Magic pretty much fucking confirms a open earth (as in you can get spess easily) and fucking decimates the shitty light speed limit. Space Elevators, various forms of immortality, and hyperspace technology all can be almost criminally obtainable through magic due to the fact that you can exploit it through physics!
Is the wizarding world being deliberately retarded by some cruel god, or is there some "no technology" field around most areas?

Well naturally, I'm just saying, you need good characters.

That sounds kind of a neat idea for a setting, naturally you'd want more than just wizards in there. The player would need to run into and study all manner of mystical creatures and monsters in addition to the whimsical stuff.

Mostly just to maintain the charm of being oldschool in terms of aesthetics, and to force a reliance on magic where otherwise it'd be more convenient just to use technology.

UK Population is 64.1 million, Ireland is 4.6 million. For 68.7 million people, only 120 per year, the size of a small to medium sized primary school, are being sent to Hogwarts. This is something like 1200 children per eight years. Even if we assume that there are a great number being homeschooled and apprenticed, you'd still have a very small wizarding population, probably less than one hundred thousand.

Also, Holla Forumslacks are making the mistake of thinking that wizards care about conventional race. They would divide society based on who has magic versus who doesn't. Race might come into play amongst the magic users, but they'd still favor a Niggermancer over a white muggle.

I always sort of thought that the wizard population was supposed to be super small. It's a society that exists within the bounds of another society, somehow, completely undetected. If there were millions of wizards running around you'd have a hard time doing that.

Or JK Rowling didn't think it through, that's probably more likely.

The problem with that is if every wizard is only breeding with other wizards, you're going to run into inbreeding problems with such a small population. Iceland already has a bit of that issue, with people constantly finding out the person they're dating is a second cousin. Hell, the Amish have that problem, too, and so do the Jews and Muslims. It's made worse by the fact that the wizards care a LOT about the pedigree of their houses and want the purest, most noble lineages.

The only way for this to work is for people without wizarding blood to regularly develop the talent and get drawn into the wizarding world. Better developed settings- Discworld, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, early Artemis Fowl, the Abhorson series, the Dresden Files- find ways to explain how you can have a small, elite class of magical users separate from the larger population. Discworld has family lines with magical talent but removes the men from breeding by making wizards celibate, while also allowing magical talent to appear in non-magical families. The Bartimaeus Trilogy has magical aptitude entirely removed from the individuals- they summon daemons of air and fire to do their bidding and your skill is mostly based on your intellect and hard work the only innate magic that appears in the setting is the ability to RESIST magic which shows up as a natural immunity as empires become more reliant upon daemons to run their nation. Abhorson goes with older, Aristotelian and Medieval interpretations of magic; it's partially blood, partially training. Artemis Fowl has the magical races recuse themselves underground and gives them a low, but sustainable, reproductive rate.

Rowling just layers them on top of modern society and doesn't really give it a second thought.

I don't know why they wouldn't. Just because you can do magic doesn't mean you can't have opinions about race. I don't see how expecting human wizards to have the same inclinations a large number of normal humans is to be considered a Holla Forums fantasy idea.

Says who? They could despise them equally. I don't see why they can't.

Harry Potter never really struck me as terribly well thought out when it came to the setting at large. So that's not exactly a surprise.

Because if you have magical talent, you're inherently better than muggles. It's a key component of the series and just because you say otherwise doesn't change facts.

They don't see race as white versus non-white, they see it as magical versus non-magical. Remember that crimes against muggles are treated less severely than equivalent crimes against wizards.

Of course.

Why can't they? They're still human beans, they can still have the same prejudices realizations about the inferiority of specific muggle races over others.

So? The law doesn't decide peoples opinions.

Slavs are always fun

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But the law is generally dictated by society at large.

And? A white muggle is still inferior to a black wizard, regardless. A hundred years ago, there were plenty of Anglos who would take a respectful nigger over an uppity paddy. At least niggers could be trained; Irishmen were just as crude and inhuman, but with a base animal cunning that made them a threat to society.

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Yes, and? Heard of Jim Crow? The laws keeping papists and Irish out of positions of power in England and America? Ottoman laws that prevented Christians from arming themselves and took their youth away to be indoctrinated into the Janissaries? Roman laws giving plebs certain rights and curtailing the powers of the patricians (unwritten, of course)?

I also said generally -there are exceptions. But laws that are too onerous tend to lead to violent regime changes. Even when they're over something as benign as taxation.

Oh, wait, don't tell me- you're so politically naive that you believe that laws can be created by a shadowy cabal with no concern for public opinion or cultural mores!

Blah blah blah, sidetrack all you want you have yet to prove why a wizard can't be racist and it's still obvious despite your attempts to change the topic with retarded shit.

I said a wizard can be racist, but they're primarily going to target muggles as the issue of their racism. Either you're illiterate or you're being intentionally obtuse. One last time:

Wizards will see muggles as inferior to all wizards
A black muggle might be worse than a white muggle, but a white muggle is still inferior to a black wizard

It's the same state of being that would happen if aliens contacted us- racists would be primarily racist against aliens, only hating fellow men as a secondary target.

Depends on the wizard.

Yes, there will be a few fringe wizards who for some reason hate colored wizards more than muggles. But they won't be part of the mainstream.

Why would they? The difference between two wizards of different races is less than the difference between a wizard and a muggle of the same race.

Post all the infographs you want about crime and IQ, but the point is that if you could conquer fireballs and twist reality to your liking, you'd feel a greater kinship with a nigger who can do the same than a mundane who can't.

Says who?

Because they still interact with mankind on a regular basis, even living in their cities and towns. You don't know their life experiences.

You might, but most people aren't that kind of person. A nigger is a nigger is a nigger. People are different from one another.

Except there's going to be a far greater prejudice, sorry, REALIZATION of the inferiority of muggles over the inferiority of niggers or chinks or spics or kikes.

The white identity didn't coalesce until after World War II and even then it only happened in America. Before that, people would OPENLY prefer negroes over wops or potato niggers- at least the former could be well behaved and industrious if given proper guidance. Pasta eaters were unhygenic and brought squalor wherever they lived and paddies were drunken louts who responded to the slightest provocation with violence.

White, black, and red mages will join forces to gang up on fighters and thieves.

Nah. You can't make absolutely about peoples personalities and experiences because they know magic. They could hate all blacks and hate all whites just as much as they could hate only muggles and love all magic users. People are complicated.

user I dont think you full understand the gravity of what you are saying
Potato niggers have much lower rape statistics than Britain or the rest of the UK let alone fucking africa

pretty much this
There is no reason racism cant be rampant along with muggleism(?)
Its like saying you cant hate Asians because you hate blacks
Still i cant see many black wizards, considering nearly all history of magic in africa is tribal voodoo shit and curses, quite a lot of cannibalism too

every single Holla Forums "community" is an unorganized mess that just tends towards griefing.
there is no place for you in wizarding school

im at page 203
Quirrel is /k/ as fuck, this is great

he certainly comes across more alpha than anyone in the actual film series
he also shits on the feminists

funny, i'm at 209
man harry is a fucking cunt in here, a lot more than in the original books/movies
i feel like some jap wrote this with the intention of it being a fanny-may-may anime

this, I'm up to 1215 and it gets dangerously close to that
Still it tries to keep true to being a parody, despite somewhat taking itself seriously
It even includes a fucking Omake

Thankfully its no where near as cringey or predictable despite being a fanfiction/parody as a Xian Xian or Xiao novel, its one of those fuck if i can remember gook/chink speak

Dumbledore is actually overtly senile as well, cool

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shit, check my trips
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i swear to god Quirinus "Become Strong" Quirrell is the coolest motherfucker in this book

i can't get enough of these

Draco is an edgy little fucker at the start 'aint he

Thanks for the response, it does seem like something that would be possible with low poly 3D.

Maybe Persona 2/Syndicate Wars. Though the 3rd person in Bully is partly why I find it so comfy.

everytime

man, harry sure fucked up snape in here
Severus smoothly stood up from his place at the Head Table. “It hasbeen brought to my attention,” he said, “that my own actions played apart in provoking the admittedly inexcusable anger of Mr. Potter, and inthe ensuing discussion I realized that I had forgotten how easily injuredare the feelings of the young and immature—”There was the sound of many people emitting muffled chokes at thesame time.Severus continued as if he had not heard. “The Potions classroom isa dangerous place, and I still feel that strict discipline is necessary, but* 279 **** CHAPTER 18 ***henceforth I will be more aware of the… emotional fragility… of studentsin their fourth year and younger. My deduction of points from Ravenclawstill stands, but I will revoke Mr. Potter’s detention. Thank you.”

oy vey, that hitler sure was a dumb muggle

what is land war with Russia

i always found it funny that in the main books nearly states clearly Dumbledore boyhood love being literal wizard Hitler Grindelwald

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quirrel, the absolute madman, named the muggles

his mini rant on nuclear weapons was fucking hilarious
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speaking of which

Shekelmancers

Literally alchemy.

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green jews will hunt you for it

why can't they transfigure shit into muggle money though?
why would the goblins care about that? it's not like they trade with muggles

the whole keep it a secret thing remember?
banks take counterfeiting quite seriously and will abuse their powers to the limit to stop it.

im getting a rosencrantz and guildenstern are deadvibe from fred and george in this also

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this shit is a gold mine

well you could still transmodify shit into muggle money when dealing with simple merchants
like you go to a store you don't usually go to and don't plan on going to again anytime in the future
take some coin, transmodify it into 5 dollars
buy some shit
exit the store with your purchase
and by the time you're away, the 5 dollars will have turned back into a coin
the merchant will have no way of telling that the five dollars were fake, i mean magic man.
and once they turn into coins, the merchant will simply end up missing money, rather than having some weird object in his cash register, so he might later suspect that someone robbed him, but it would be a lot more likely that he'd think he simply lost the money

But what if he burns the 5 dollars user?

no clue, what happens then?

The coin parts of it reform inside the person, Hence if you breathe it in, you'll end up with metal deposits in your blood stream/ brain ect, as the burn stuff contained metal originally
Its partially plot related as far as i've read

yea but, why would you burn 5 dollars?

I wouldn't, but i do know that rich cunts do
Like who was that faggot in the british parliament? the one that fucked a pigs head, and i dont mean a muslim by that
He was part of a frat group that burnt literally almost $1000 dollars in front on bums as a dare

If there were people like that in my parliament i would be rioting on the street
Instead all i get is Back stabbing cucks
I'm so hoping for a hung election, in every sense of the word

that was david cameron
but yeah, just transmodify coins into fake money and sell it to not so rich cunts, like local stores

that is the pettiest use of magic i have ever heard user, think big

Just use a polyjuice potion and steal everyones money from their banks

that's the kind of thinking that puts you in azkaban

Who had this great idea again?

Also story shits on azkaban and adds more background to the dementors because they had barely anything at all

who thought that this was a good idea again?

How would you kill a dementor without magic?

The same people who thought letting overly emotional, hormone driven teens learn things like love potions and mind control spells. Hogwarts should be date-rape capital of the universe.

pls post more Hermione
Also the book shits on the witches who use date rape drugs on muggles

thats a keeper

this shit is great

you dont

the power of love and song

Quirrell is now arguing for fascism to unite against dark lords absolute madman wants to found the Imperium of Man

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Why on earth would I mean something that's wrong? It's 10 kids per year. The book explicitly states that there's only five bed in Harry's dorm so there's not secret unamed characters lurking around. 5(boys)+5(harpies)=10*4=40

*per year per house

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stop the presses, we've got a magical discovery, give him the nobel prize already

keep reading

hermione is everything that's wrong with warhammer

you are really enjoying that fanfiction arent you

well it removes all the boring plot from the books and gives me fun school adventures, harry being a cunt and hermione not being busy doing shit with ron
that's all i ever wanted

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the real story here is Nevilles journey to make the blood flow for khorne

i know its you JK Rowling

oy vey

wow, such quirky references, the comedic genius of our times

it's the gift that keeps on giving

wew

wew

i should take more care

Granger may have been very good on book reading but that allowed her to outpace most of her classmates in skill until that last too books when everyone else was finally on equal footing with her.

You're likely only thinking of the UK though. It's a small country on the whole so it makes sense why their wizard community is small.

The US likely has 5x as many wizards

I still think the last 3 or so books were alright. The time travel was weird, yeah, but unless the last one really shits the bed on me, it'll still be my favourite fantasy-ish series.

Holly is a qt.

Why even bother/10

She's gay for ginger men though. I'd rather just be Krum and pressure her into sex brutally rape her in her pretty pink dress, then let my classmates have a go then finally attempt to breed her with all three of those dragons at once.

I'm 90% sure there is a permanent version

This thread is at page 16 so I made a new thread because I wanted to ask about mods