What games let me rape and pillage as a hairy barbarian?

What games let me rape and pillage as a hairy barbarian?

Super Mario

Mount and Blade

unreal world

skyyyrrriimm :DDDD

bait reply but you definitely can do one of the 2 things OP wanted in that

im a vanillafag, but that is a damn good question.
I think i remember a PC-98 nip game where you play as a caveman in a fantasy medieval world were you comedy rape women and stuff. Couldnt play it because i didnt knew moonrunes

Pillaging I get, but rape is just evil. Thankfully I don't think any games except niche porn games let you do that.

Agreed, rape is no joking matter.

You're right I'm getting triggered just reading the word rape.

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Rape stays with you for a lifetime. Even if you survive it, you suffer for the rest of your life.

no.
not really.
you can get over it, pretty easily mind you.

Sources: I was raped. multiple times.

Mark of Kri and Rise of the Kasai for PS2

Considering you're obviously mentally and emotionally damaged that just proves the point.

metal gear solid 5 and spore dont count user

At the same time?
Do you have pictures?

post pics.

Well if you're a guy it's not exactly the same thing as a woman being raped. It's easier for you.

This is why you have to git gud.

elaborate

You know the rule.

Well we're on Holla Forums. Yes. I'd say we're all mentally and emotionally damaged.

I consider those more of a molestation

No, I was kid. It happened a lot by a family member. Granted It was between the ages of 4 and 6. But I really don't see what the big deal is

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Reminder.

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/

Also modded Skyrim is semi-decent for that. Schlongs of Skyrim happens to be the best male body replacement mod anyways, so you may as well put that new dick to use.

If you don't mind text-based games, or a disgusting amount of furshit and futadick, then there's Corruption of Champions. Pretty much everyone can be raped, including you. Especially you if you aren't careful.

I've been looking for new things, too so hopefully we'll get our barbarianing on together.

who wouldn't want free sex ?

beats paying a hooker any day.

MOBAs don't count, nerdlinger.

do you have sauce on that pic? I've seen it before but I didn't save it

It's been a long time since I laughed out loud on a post

Stop glorifying rape culture.

Wtf is with all the leftypol faggots in this thread? I was curious about sweet barbarian games like op and all i see is a bunch of people baiting about how rape is bad.

Typical misogynist.

Refuge Simulator 2016

Typical faggot

*facepalms*
Reported.
Read the rules.

Don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again.

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So is this that big leftypol plan to convert people I read about in another thread? Cuz if it is its not working.

gb2 Pol, faggot! We aren't bigots here.

>>>/stormfront/
And stay there!

>>>Holla Forums

this is the baitiest thread i've seen in ages fucking hell

what are some games that let me pillage and destroy as a hairy barbarian?

Honestly bodyhair is just gross, I'm glad my girlfriend makes me shave mine.

1 in 4 women are raped

Don't trivialize it.

you cheeky breeky

how the fuck is that even possible?
Genghis khan didnt even have 1 in 4 women being raped.
how the do the left keep perpetuating this meme?

Crusader Kings 2 if you play as a Muslim.

another one for the filterlist, don't even bother replying.

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You can never rape woman unless your dick is too long to hurt her uterus and shit. When woman is about to get raped she get into arousal mode which make her womb longer and start lubricating. This is evolutionary fact. The only thing about hurr rape is bad is because its done by shitskins to woman of opposite race. I bet no woman would ever go to police if she was raped by 10/10 muclar, tall, blonde man with blue eyes.

You can't argue with my logic

I'd be very interested to hear your definition of rape.

rape is when you bang woman without her agreement and she pretend to not enjoy it.

She has to pretend?

someone looking at your ugly mug with an expression of disgust doesnt count as rape

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Wow, this is just..

I can't even..

I'm literally shaking right now.

Yes because she is hurt and shit she must cry and beg to stop but in many rape videos women just lie there saying this bullshit again and again without even struggling.

If they are afraid of getting hurt then why isnt the dick in thier vagoo hurting them?

Check and mate.

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Also, just to clarify, in case anyone was dumb/uninformed enough to not know, rape is considered bad is civilized societies because it's a potential roadblock to a stable society and population in a post-paleolithic society, as rape can result in child birth, but does not hold the rapist responsible for child rearing. It's similar to why marriage exists in basically every civilization on Earth.

That is why in less developed countries the man who raped girl is forced to marry her. This or beating from his and her old man and their friends.

No, MRA, rape is bad because it's extremely traumatic, causes PTSD, and objectifies women.

I was once a man before I transformed
into this molester, freshly deceased children
You have born, torn by my rape
The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate

Pleasure from the dead, complete satisfaction
I open the coffin
Sick thoughts run through my head as I stare
At the dead, over and over, I can't escape
I begin the dead sex, licking her young, rotted orifice
I cum in her cold cunt, shivering with ecstasy
for nine days straight I do the same
She becomes by dead, decayed child sex slave
her neck I hack, cutting through the back
I use her mouth to eject

Here I cum, blood gushes from
bleeding black blood
her head disconnected
As I came, viciously I cut, through her jugular vein
She's already dead, I masturbate with her severed head
My lubrication, her decomposition
Spending my life molesting dead children

Intercourse with infants
Curing heads on top of spikes
boiling skulls
Skin sliding off of bones

Voices
The voices call
Voices
The voices are calling me
Buried dead I've spiritually infected
Call to me from beyond their graves

Bleed
I now bleed pus
I bleed, the blood of the dead
I bleed on her livid skin
Thrusting myself within
Beginning to chop through her hairless crotch
Beyond what we know as death
It haunts me everyday
I hear the voice of every child
That lies next to me decayed
A fresh corpse, to fill with my infection
Tortured before death, no orifice left unfilled

Violated after death
Virgin hole I infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile

I get what you're doing in this thread, but:
I wonder if anyone knows what PTSD is actually like anymore. I don't. It's got to be like saying "Oh man, I'm so OCD," because you want all your pencils to be facing eraser-side up on your desk. I used to wash my hands until they were bloody, and then wash them some more to get the blood off.

Not everyone is as privileged as you.

Are you retarded?

Not really rape, just fucks women viciously like a wild beast

I think that might be why they cry after. Because it felt so good even though they didn't want it

videogames

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Kek. Almost authentic.

Probably Dwarf Fortress

Why the fuck does Kratos look like Brian Posehn?

You're a fucking white male. You can't talk about having difficulty in life.

That was so nice, user. Th-thank you.

If only rapelay had an expansion

There aren't many OP.

There's a good Conan game on the 360, god of war clone but it's a'ight.

The Mark of Kri and its sequel Rise of the Kasai let you play a barbarian with pacific island influences in its designs. It has nice animations.

Enclave also lets you play a barbarian. I haven't played it but it's widely considered a good game. It's kinda old, and has its flaws still.

Severance: Blade of Darkness lets you play a barbarian. It's an old and slow paced game.

There's also an upcoming Conan game, survival singleplayer with survival multiplayer with both animal and human NPC threats. You don't get to play as Conan himself, but you do play a barbarian that he freed.

I will never get over the fact that he looks like bearded Joaquin Phoenix.

You should screencap previous threads about exactly the same question, OP.

If he also speaks like a caveman, has no penny to him and is an addict or a criminal, then some women would still complain. But far less than you would expect.

Nice sages.