PHIL FISH IS BACK

PHIL FISH IS BACK

And his new game looks like an Adult Swim parody or some shit lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=PZm6bFTSreo

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How many times can this petulant shitstain quit video gaming?

How many times can a man say to his entire customer base "fuck you I hate you go die in a fire" and then come back hat in hand expecting to get paid?

~You Are The World~

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Huh. Wonder who he stole this one from.

so whose code did he steal this time? It took him like five years to make the levels for Fez, he didn't write the code at all

HE RIPPED OFF POTZOL'S PUZZLE

3 minutes of bullshit just to say:

"We made a VR tech demo."

That was a pretentious ass video for what is a simple puzzle game. Do we know if he is directing this one or is someone else directing it. Any i actually did like Fez is was super comfy, i beat it in like 3 days cause i like it so much.

Jesus christ, you can already tell everyone on the development team wanted to just make a pretentious walking simulator instead of an actual game

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CHECK MUH DUBS AND CHOKE ON THEM!

NAH YA GOTTA LOL BRO SEEYA

How long before his next autistic meltdown?

How can we accelerate the process?

I like Block Out better.

if enough people just tweet cuck at him I imagine he'll pull another bitchfit.

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Wow. Really impressive, Phil.

It's really not that hard. Just say that his game is uncreative and trash

This man has one of the(perhaps the) most punchable faces in the world

youtu.be/OyVAp0tOk5A?t=11m15s

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What were they thinking?

Gaming is saved.

19 replies, no webm.

Faggots.
DJ e-celeb thread is bad and you should feel bad.

This, I want to laugh at him but I ain't clicking that shit

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Uno!

SUCK MY DICK, CHOKE ON IT.

Not often enough. I wonder whose code he did steal this time tho.

Twitter where?

I want a new meltdown. This time we can attack him for his white straight cis privilege.

It seems to be a trend.

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This is the best you'll get.
Choke on it.
Be grateful, you entitled little chronic masturbator

#ART #SELFDISCOVERY

Isn't every important character in Fez a white male, at least by feminist reasoning?

He improved it by removing all superfluous decorative elements, amplified it's ludological qualities, and PFFFFFFFFT, sorry, I tried typing that with a straight face but yeah it looks like a bad rip off.

/r/-ing the 'DJ Fish Sticks' pic

These fucks have the most cuckoldic voices I have ever heard holy fuck

so then it's just a human tetris?

Just think, we'll probably get to watch Fish make a fool out of himself for the rest of our lives

Urgh, it looks like shit.

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gee, what wonderful inspiration!

Phil Fish is almost Chris Chan at this point.

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Reminder that this beta turbocuck lurks chan boards because he's such an insecure faggot that he just has to see what other people think of him only to get hypertriggered when the general consensus agrees on how much of a pretentious piece of shit he is.

I guess being a failure of a DJ was a given considering that his only success occurred only because he turned out to be a stealing fuck who can't code for shit. That, and of course being friends with other betacuck dumbasses who literally paid for his TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND 100% SELF-MADE """""game""""" to be made.

So let's keep reminding this fuck of the insecure failure that he is. Fishsticks, if you happen to lurk this thread: keep sucking and choking on everybody's dicks.

SUCK MY CUBE

CHOKE ON IT

It's already a failure.

60 DOLLARYDOOS

Do you have anything to back that up or is it just a little theory of yours?

you know it 2 b tru

you don't remember the tweet posts with delete on them?

You can see the pure asshurt in the way they are drawn and written. Somewhere a Holla Forums shitposter is so fucking frustrated because he can't express a specific thought in writing that he opens MS Paint and makes a "comic" in an attempt to get his point across.

He made a thread on halfchan a while back

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love it when cucks bring up Holla Forums for no reason.

Let's make him quit, AGAIN!

WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN

There is actually an image of a thread that happened in halfchan, an "user" began defending fez/polytron/fish and calling everybody else a faggot until said "user" posted an image of the polytron tweet, only that said tweet appeared with options only available to the people who can log on to the polytron account, proving that it was likely that Fish was on the prowl going ballistic over everybody calling him a piece of shit along with his game.

Unfortunately I'm at work and can't provide you with said image ayyyyy

gee

The angry cuck baby is back, time to get to work. :^)

Must have missed that. Pretty good.

No need to get emotional.

Seems fitting that Phil Fish made one of these.

I was in the process of typing the response before I noticed pls no bully

wew lol that totally wasn't made by a shitposter pretending to be phil fish to become a meme. im phil fish btw lol.


I'm not the cuck who posted the counter-signal epic memes out of nowhere, cucker.

Too late nerd. Hand over all your memes.

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Truly, attention is like oxygen to a narcissist.

cough backtothefuture cough

it's like everything wrong with hipsters in one condensed puddle of vomit

Get out Phil, no one wants to play your shitty "game"

With a mustache he looks even more retarded.

This is the most cliché hipster trailer I've seen since I went to art school.

That's called bad design you fucking hipster.

IT COULD BE YOU
IT COULD BE ME
IT COULD BE ANYONE

i want more info on this, here's your spoon.

Don't you ever talk to me or my fish's sticks again!

Got you covered fam

You weren't impressed by the list of referenced people towards the end?
How else are you supposed to know how
these folks are?

The game is basically this, except you have to crane your neck. Genius.

What the hell is going on?

Jesus, isn't it a bit early for this Phil?

At this rate you won't have any material left for twitter

Your roleplaying isn't impressing anyone.

it all came out with the stuff from that indie award show

fuck he even committed fraud and went into hiding

Lel.

i'm woking at the super-mental institution, i'm not very good at getting the age over the internet right, but this was too easy.
I might get a Tenure on this.

anyone else hear what they are using for art direction?
they are going to appropriate synth wave.
FUCKING KILL ME NOW

Someone trying way too hard

nices memes bro

Holy sperg.

Nuh uh babies, not when a DJ can save your life.

Stop shitposting, thats an order kid

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thanks faggots, my pc got tech cancer

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I've never heard Phil actually speak before. Really?

FINALLY, A GAME FOR BABIES SUCH AS MYSELF

Shitposting aside, you have to be a fucking Holla Forumstard teenager to think this was made by Phil Fish. My shitpost was to get the "Hi Phil" posts out of the way, I just really want to express this thought to the hivemind without getting burried by memes because there didn't seem to be a single doubt that this could possibly be anyone except Phil Fish, because obviously nobody would anonymously do that for attention.

Also epic joke ban mods, didn't see that until I tried to click New Reply. Glad you allow dubposts and other shitposting but not shitposting you don't like. Also glad you deleted the post just in case anyone was exposed to content you disapprove of, solid work you guys. I'm glad to be back here on 4chan where we're all children and the mods are our parental figures that protect us from harmful content. Epic memes all around the house fellas, here have an extra meme on me you kikes. MODS = GODS wew i'm so glad that epic firetires man got us all here so that his best buddy mark could cuck all of us to death and then sell the site to jim. epic work my main men really i'm fucking dying from fucking laughter over here you guys it's a good thing we're all protected from bad shitposts really nice good work on you guys

There is a certain pattern in the industry.

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thou doth protest too much

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Sure thing, Phil.

Yep too bad it was all contained to a single post and Holla Forums is incapable of ignoring shitposters or content they dislike. Shit, there isn't even an ID filter or a hide button. The entire thread is fucking destroyed and only mods can save it. I shat all over the fucking place and must now suffer the consequences my getting cucked by my big daddy moderators in the asshole, gods < mods. you fucking bootlicker faggots.


epic meme dude seriously i guess i'm phil fish again LOL

hahahhaahahaha, nobody is going to buy your game.

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I liked piil fish

Can I get a webm?

get out phil

See

dude what the FUCK that is some of the funniest shit i have ever read in my whole goddamn life. i fucking love that EPIC FUCKING REACTION image and your EPIC FUCKING POST

~god damn you guys got some quick quips, i'll give ya that/ you're quips gotta be the freshest i've seen around in some goddamned time. if i didn't know better i'd garner that your memes gotta be that epicest +=M E M E+= -=MAN-= IN the goddamn house guys golly days GG no re~

epic quickscopesd doge lolcat memes fellas

```i cant handle the epic phils fshi emem anym4 u fellas```

r8ly nic ee mooom i like ur epic mememsm my dude keep em ccoming i'm not a shitposter i'm just phil fisher tryna catch some BAITED FISH with my shitposting ==ROD= (dat actually means my cock cuz i get people to choke on it)

memememes reddit reddit go back to tumrlb hi PHIL FISH epic meme my PHI::LLER PHISH don't forget to fucking ignore fucking epic

these mods are doing a great thing by protecting us from fucking inhumane monsters like me, clearly this imageboard has no place for such vile and rude content

BUIT REALLY BRO FREAKING FUCK EPIC MEMES YOU GOT ABOUT MY ME BEING MEME PHIL PHISH


oh GOSH dude i guess we gotta remove all the dubbieposters as well. though tough luck on my me because i was about to hit new reply but then i see THIS FUCKING KEIKERY JEW BULLSHIT REE REEE HILER DID DO NUFFIN HE WAS GOOD MEME SHITPOST SHITPOST not getting banned though because i have a sage and i'm asking people to check my doubles in this post, therefore i cannot get banned because you are allowed one SINGLE DOUBLE post per thread as long as you sage and don't have a post history filled with shitposts (and I believe my non-shitposts outweigh my total shitposts on this board but a mod can comb through it just if they like wanted to do efore anyone else and keep logs of EVERYTHING SINGLE USER'S POSTS INCLUDING YOOUOOOOU)

Check 'em.

Looks like shit

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>You are this triggered

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Fucking amazing

Kek frowns on your shenanigans, Phil.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

hahahah keep being a failure phil. nothing is going to change that, you will always be a histronic spastic and nothing can ever change that.

Be careful not to choke.

Stopped watching right there.

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Hypercubes aren't tesseracts though, hypercubes are any cube equivalent in any dimension. So a 3 dimensional hypercube is a cube, a four dimensional one is a tesseract and the fifth dimensional one i dont know the name of. Hypercubes are a category, not 4 dimensional cubes.

Shit, I guess gaming really peaked with Wild Gunman.

Check these out, son.

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Fish Pills supposedly can give you bigger dubs.

Nice filename

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""START LINKING AND REPLY WITH POTZOL'S PUZZLE TO EVERY TWEET, VIDEO, AND IMAGE YOU CAN FIND""

I'd say write to is twitter too, but i doubt someone isn't blocked already

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Any chance it's possible to piss him off enough to get a complete meltdown?

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It's a little like Rez aesthetically, except with infinitely worse music and nothing to do but fit a shape into a hole that you can't see.

Bravo, Fish.

That's some try hard shit.

SUCK MY DICK
CHOKE ON IT

wow, a techdemo

People can get a similar yet better experience of that that using nothing more than a car's backseat and dinner for two at red lobster.

Just go back to being a DJ, Phil.

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I'm impressed.

This is a joke right?

Its amazing how they try to have baby tier gameplay sound like its interesting or challenging.

I want a video games where you get to be Phil Fish.

twitter.com/phil_fish

Just in case

twitter.com/Polytron

Are you the TUMBLRTALE GET OUT guy? I loved your previous work, and this is a natural and appreciated progression.

Here
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/RapeLay

What the fuck am I watching?

You're not fooling anyone, Fishsticks.

Whoa… so this is the future…

Shocking

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signout and google it

also, just in case (I'm just guessing the date):

tickcounter.com/countdown/1468440000000/europe-berlin/dhms/000000FF0000FFFB00FFFB00/MELTDOWN_COUNTDOWN?utm_source=widget&utm_medium=Countdown&utm_campaign=widget

The weak ripoff of a superior original secret of ultimate power.

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Nine of you anons understand how intricate this game is and I doubt you'd see the progressive necessity of its execution as an in-demand innovation to compensate for the severe hindrance of maturity and intuition that video games have been suffering since the 1980s.

Shame on you, Holla Forums, I thought we were more progressive than this.

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Oh and the only progressive thing Holla Forums cares about is the scan.

SUGGESTION
Remember how during Boston Salt Party Part I somebody shitposted Fallout 4 steam hub with 4-dimensional cube time theory posts?!
Wouldn't it be pretty appropriate to flood the comments with time cube copypasta?!

hey dumbshit, there's not a "delete" button on a tweet unless you yourself made the tweet. meaning the person who ran Fish's "company" made the thread, which is the faggot himself

Goddamn.

There was some site that allowed you to create fake Twitter posts, that would leave the Delete button.

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looks like a decent enough VR minigame, that is shrouded in a cloud of pretentiousness.

What are they trying to pull here?

If you can delete a word or series of words and the sentence means the same exact thing, that's called "fluff". It's bad writing. Save it for a poem.

Wasn't superhypercube made years ago? I could've sworn it was out before Fez.

Disgusting.
Are they reprinting the maobible?

It is an arcade game not the gateway to another plain of existence.


Welp there you have it. They think the player is a baby. Honestly how many tards did it take to make this? Looks like it could have been done in a 48 hour game development contest.

SUPERHYPERCUBE: BABIES PUTTING OBJECTS IN HOLES

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hey phil, look what I can do

suck our dicks and choke on them

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CONGRATULATIONS PHIL ON MAKING SIDEWAYS TETRIS

YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE ART OF GAMES IS TRULY ASTOUNDING

isn't that pretty much what they said it was?
"It started as a gamejam at our monthly circlejerk-indie-fest"

checked

oh this game is so good, look at the ludo narrative mechanics of the game. It's like he's thought of everything.

Truly, a game for real intellectuals that can transcend the idiotic userbase of Holla Forums.

I support Sanders but mostly because one of the candidates is a corrupt bitch and the other already screwed relations with other countries thus threatening trade. And even I think that praising his economic plans blindly is kind of dumb.

I'm guessing the DJ thing wasn't paying as much as he hoped?

was scrolling down to look for a post exactly like this, is this guy for real? Fez wasn't the most amazing puzzle game to ever grace this earth, but at least it wasn't based off of a literal game for babies.

OH FUCK FELLAS THIS GUY IS A FUCKING PRODIGY

HE SAW THE SCREENSHOT SAID "DELETE" ON IT

WHAT A GODDAMN WONDERCHILD, HOW DID YOU CATCH SUCH A SMALL DETAIL YOU FUCKING WIZARD

They couldn't have done it at a circle-jerk-indie-jizzfest.

That many smug egotistical narcissists in that small of an area would generate a black hole via the mass of all their egos collapsing in on themselves.

Or they would die from being too smug and needing to constantly smell their own farts. This would raise the methane levels to flammable levels because all of them would be farting every 5 minutes. Then one of them would light a fag and Boom!

Either way the resulting landscape would look like this.

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Please don't tell me these people are into NOFX now.
It;s because of "Franco Un-American isn't it?

new meme

Played this more than 20 years ago…

lmao kiddo ur a dum meme

hot damn

Didn't we have this shit on the virtual boy already?

This is basically 3D Tetris but with less gameplay.

AMAZING COMEBACK, PHIL

RECEDING

Did he really make a retarded version of block out? What's the point?

Could they sound more pretentious over something that looks like shit? Doesn't even belong on a VR headset.

What's the matter faggot? You still saltyvagina over the fact that nobody bought your stolen piece of shit?

You just like the taste of dick that much, don't you fishy fish?

I wonder if this could be made into porn – that is, VR's true purpose.

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Can you make me a sandwich?

This is probably the best game ever made, even exceeding Final Fantasy VII.

It's just that fantastical, the whole thing is setup to be an allegory to life itself. By playing this game you can become spiritually transcendent and retain wisdom beyond your years. The very essence of god is contained within this game.

Long live Phil Fish! I wish I could suck his dickand choke on it

Holy shit, you don't even know how to properly use red text.

What happened to him? He looks like somebody you would meet at a trailer park who always drinks at the bar.

The internet said mean things to him.

#NeverFishget

sure kid

Yeah, looking like decent people, but having beliefs that shit on everything they stand for is the sjws favorite past time.

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Did these fucks just play Rez and decide to trash the gameplay and produce this filth? Goddamn it looks like a goddamn Rez clone in terms of visuals and sound.

Do you think he'll kill himself this time?

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He won't.
Most cuckold males are too weak to commit sudoku.
They just live their pathetic lives in misery.

Sweet. It's been too long since we've seen one of his meltdowns.

So after this shit bombs and he has his little bitch fit on twitter or whatever social media he picks for this tantrum, do you think he's cry about how gamers don't deserve the sequel that he TOTALLY could have made but isn't going to because people don't kiss his ass enough?

This, he'll threaten to but he doesn't have he balls to go through with it.

The only good thing I can say about this game is that it makes me want to play Cosmic Smash again.

Y I K E S
I E
K K
E I
S E K I Y

I thought he was leaving the industry for ever guys. It must have been them bully rapist misogynist racist bigoted terrorist games that forced him to return. He needs to work off all that white guilt or something by protecting women. All joking aside, you guys didn't actually think he was going to be gone for good did you?

To be honest, I'm genuinely glad he's back, since life would be less enjoyable without this faggot To laugh at.

Considering that he had already "left" twice before, not really.

This, tbh. The only "industry" he can find an ounce of relevance in is the indie clique, and since he's a narcissist, it's the one place he can't leave. He's doomed to cling to them forever.

Of course not. He's one of those types that need constant attention and validation and "developing" Fez is literally the only thing he's ever done that got him either.

Classic Phil Fish production, being all style and no substance. It looks like a very standard puzzle game with all of the "appeal" coming from the aesthetics holy shit it's neon wow revolutionary!! and the use of head tracking, aka gimmick shit. Other than that I could probably download a game just like this from the android app store for free.

He faked a mental breakdown to conceal the fact that he lacks the talent to actually create an original game. Truth is, he stole Fez from two other devs.

* techraptor.net/content/state-gaming-media-interview-allistair-pinsof-part-1
* techraptor.net/content/relationships-indie-gaming-interview-allistair-pinsof-part-2
* gamesnosh.com/pinsofinterview-alleges-phil-fish-stole-colleagues-work-fez/

The question is: Why did he return in the first place? Did he burn all his Fez cash already living in some overpriced fashionable urban leftist hellhole?

Does this mean he found more people to steal from? I was hoping his reputation was bad enough that devs wisened up.

It baffles me to see clueless idiots praising FEZ still.

That is likely the case, but it's also likely that he realized he simply can't be a "personality" anywhere else, which he needs.

this is amazing moonman edit when ?

We all knew he couldn't stay away which is good cause he is a good source of entertainment.


Did he really leave 2 times before the major one, I never really payed attention to him until #GG happened and even then he is utterly insignificant.


Glad I am not the only one who could feel his return. This should be good.

High Grade Autism

If he was flooding the site, then most of his posts should be deleted. Otherwise they should stay, unless you want this place to become entirely reddit.

'style'?! it's putting square pegs in square holes! there is no style here, it's the most minimalist, simple concept of all time!

and it's considerably less than 'standard'! there are lockpicking minigames that are more complex than this!

this isn't a game, it's a particulate geometric concept. it's one-dimensional.

It's a good movie.


SJWs always have one or more of:
Cateye style glasses
Fishmouth (those first two pictures)
Dyed hair
Weak (poor posture, etc.)

SUPER DJ HERO:FAIL FISH VR EDITION

You are international DJ superstar Fail Fish, playing the hottest clubs in Ibiza, San Francisco, and Toronto. Choose up to 3 songs for your playlist for each cool venue you are giggin' at. The same song can not be chosen consecutively, but covers of the same song counts as different, and the same song can be used to bookend a set as a beginning, cover version, then end. Your choice of venues:

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You sound like a faggot.
Check 'em.

I bet Phil spends most of his free time (which is 24 hours a day) constantly googling his own name to see if anyone is talking about him on the internet, when he doesn't get any new results he just makes a post about himself in halfchan/here/reddit/wherever.

Post >yfw you are not Fil Phish

Holy shit dem legs.

s-sauce?

PHIL FISH RIPPED OFF A 3DS GAME AND HIPSTERFIED IT

(Lucky trips)

Oh what the hell, I'll do it.

These fucking niggers actually managed to make Tetris sound pretentious.

If quads Phil Fish kills himself after this one fails.

rollin

That's what happens when you lift your artstyle straight from the fucking VIRTUAL BOY.

Off by 3

So he's just made an updated virtualboy tetris game?
Props for at least picking a fairly unknown game to ripoff, I doubt many "journalists" will pick up on it being a used out concept apart from needing to swing your noggin around.

They didn't even had the good idea to make the block transparent to see the layout

how pretentious can you get?

i think i'm fundamentally a pretty good person. i've disliked people before, but i've never genuinely and truly wanted someone to kill themselves

phil fish however is the first and so far only person who i really honestly want to kill themselves. not only is he a complete creative hack but he's a huge drain on literally everything he touches. he turns everything around him into garbage

Basically, but he ripped out the actual tetris part and replaced it with a 3ds game called Ketzal's Corridors.

What's funny is that actually looks like it has more depth than "Choke On It: The Game".

It's fucking tetris. They make it out to be some transcendence shit.

THEY FUCKING RIPPED OFF REZ, EVEN THE COLOR SCHEME AND MUSIC AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Why is this not posted yet. A classic. Choke on it.

How long until he hacks his own website and blames everyone else?

Wonder how much THIS piece of trash is going to cost.

that's because it's VR

This got me wondering, what is the youngest age a person can be to be able to play a VR headset game?
What would happen if you introduced VR to a toddler that didn't have object permanence comply understood? Could it have a long lasting effect on their psychology?

right off the bad you know these assholes are narcissists. they don't want to make a good game they want to make a game and be recognized for it. then after all this hot talk and artsy fartsy bullshit for a fucking trailer you know what they made? fucking hole-in-wall

IT'S FUCKING TETRIS IN 3D

Kill yourself.

Well it's better than I thought, but it's still cancer.

HE JUST COULDN'T STAY AWAY

HE HAD TO COME BACK

What the fuck is going on with this guy

>A SYSTEM OF TRANSCENDANCE
Only 20 seconds in and I already knew this was going to be incredibly pretentious aside from knowing beforehand that it was by Phil "The Worm" Phish.

After watching the whole thing, it looks like you can judge a book by it's cover. This guy must believe his farts smell like cinnamon or something.

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That's a trap a lot of people get into. Sanders is someone I believe to be a man of his word for better or for worse; a person who actually believes in what he says. Even though I wholeheartedly disagree with his socialist views, as I do not think they are feasible in the United States as of now, I respect him for his honesty and passion, both qualities which attribute to being a terrible politician. Don't support him.

Will agree with you on the other two, though. Hillary is a cheat who's built on lies that got her political power and Donald is an idiot who I used to think had an ounce of intelligence considering how well he handled the competition. Hillary is obviously the safest option, but Donald will be much more entertaining.

there's nothing safe about that lunatic

How much masturbation is chronic masturbation?

Don't fucking post pictures of him like that.
Several screens get wrecked by punches due that face.

probably when lack the willpower to take a few days off fappin

This is like the round peg goes into the round hole game, but for pseudo-intellectual hipsters who like VR.

This is what I mean

Yeah "Safe"

If you want the corporations to turn into actual kingdoms yes, get hillary.

I am aware of the many misadventures of the Clinton's. I'll remind you this is in relation to Trump. Hillary will just be another continuation of Obama unfortunately, but it's much safer than putting someone who is completely nonsensical and unpredictable. I think I'll vote for Trump just because I have a terribly dark sense of humor and prefer the nation to die quickly than to die slowly and painfully.

How when she's exactly as you described trump.

Hillery is way worse than Obama. Pol Pot is better than Hillery. I don't care if Trump got up on stage and took a dump on picture of Putin, he'd still be better than Hillery. I don't think I can make this clear, she is directly responsible for the murder of multiple Americans. And she has shown no remorse.

Besides, Trump is right, China and Mexico are screwing us over.

crap

Daily reminder that Hillaryfags are pro TPP.

Thruspace / Ketzal's Corridors

You have some taste, sir…

Hillary's going to get the (((goyim))) nuked if she can help it, if Obongo can't.

What bothers me is how pretentious he is about it. He thinks he created this mind blowing thing that plebs can't understand, that its this high form of art and as if he's this fucking genius.

it's like a baby's toy

holy fucking shit summer needs to end and mods need to start banning blatant underage.

>someone disagrees with my politics they are clearly ban all

Are you two fucking years old?

DELETE THIS

If you dont give him attention then he will fuck off, the clique is dying and nobody can save his ass now.

Looks like a slightly modified Welltris ripoff.

Everyone should call it Fez 2 just to fuck with his autistic ass

Looks like Fish's new game will be a blast for him.

Not to mention you could add a delete button in like five seconds with mspaint.

idk if this counts as being back, he made this game like ten years ago at kokoromi

phil fish is a legitimately good visual designer

Concetrated, distilled and amplified bullshit.

I'll buy it if the ending is a video of Fish killing himself.

I don't know why this rambling sump of autism made me laugh so hard, but thank you

He wants to get rid of NAFTA. He's the only one with the balls to stand up to globalism.

You can see the pure asshurt in the way they are written. Somewhere, a Holla Forums shitposter is so fucking frustrated because someone has a different opinion to them in the current year, so he makes an otherwise irrelevant post in an attempt to get his point across.

=REMINDER EVEN THE IDEA FOR FEZ WAS RIPPED OFF FROM A SUPERIOR PSP GAME CALLED CRUSH=

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The PSP has so maby hidden gems, fuck the DS and its over-marketed average games.

To be fair you could probably fake that pretty well with inspect element using one of your own tweets, not that I would know anything about that.

I liked his long hair hippy look better.

In another, Bernstein universe, Phil Fish is a talented and humble coder, doing it for free for indie devs across the, never revealing his real identity or face. His benevolent acts of kindness and coding expertiesehave earned him the nickname Sam Fisher.
In that same universe, John Carmack tried to appropriate a bit of code he stole from Phil Fish to create a shitty pinball emotion exploration game, but failed to deliver after having a meltdown on MSN

Why would you type with your face?

i hate this "trump is stupid and doesnt know what hes doing" meme, because its obviously not true.
he knows excactly what hes doing. he said the right things at the right time to get the republican nomination, hes played his cards perfectly so far and hes probably going to crush hilary.

and the actual policies hes proposed are pretty good.
that would cost about 10billions and another billion or so every year to maintain it. illegal immigration costs the us around 25 billion every year.

china has been fucking you over for decades, its about time something changed there

that would save americans billions every year and its not done by other candidates because they are funded by the pharma industry.

the list goes on. he has said some dumb shit when he knew it would get him publicity, but when it comes to actual policies hes the most reasonable guy around.

I bought Fez for the Vightar, Was good but short.

I agree Monster Youare should be on the Fffv eye tah.

I would have bought it. You could put anything half playable on Vvi-not-e-taa and people would buy it.

A good excuse to start on something that wont be crap, gameplay and pretty places, add set piece towns and npcs saying things a hunan being is not ment to understand engrish that the Japs making it are intentionally not understanding in respect to the actual English. Japanese translations of this correct language word for word aimably contenting them the world is too awesome to understand.

R1
-Hold- Heavy attack, longer held the stronger on release, chainable, time held decides type of animation
-Press- Fast Attack, chainable
-Rapid press- Super heavy attack, single swing, need to keep pressing until attack is done. During swing L1 press can add damage at the cost of depleting stamina and health, but health regenerates from such depletion after swing. Risky, last resort tide turner.

L1
-Hold- Run
-Press- Sword/Sheild parry, time right to save stamina and avoid damage
-Rapid Press- Raise Sword/Sheild, can press R1 during this to evade in the direction moved.

L1+R1
-Hold then release R1- Ready ranged weapon, R1 fires
-Rapid presses- Area attack, contextual eg Swing sword in circle, or grab enemy hurt them, untill there is space to swing Sword.
-Press- Jump, holding L1 in air or against surface grabs it, let go of L1 to drop or stand up.

X
-Press- Crouch
-Hold- Lay down
Square…


Large health bar indicated by moving animation, bruises and bleeding wounds where wounded. Don't go away. Have to heal elsewere and time passes in doing so, seasons change, enemies are more ubundant. So find out how to survive attacka without injury. The less damage you take the better your chances against bosses and finding other places where you can heal. Enemies return on every heal so get as much done as possible before healing.

Attacks get more powerful the longer spent without healing. Heal too much and get weaker. Also able to move obstacles the stronger you are, carry more, upgrade weapon, have more stamina and health.

… excuse you?

As you get stronger, ways of progression become less evident.

Have to go further. Get a horse. Pick somewhere seen by the direction of the clouds, chase one that looks like something.

Horse enabling travel that would have meant death earlier. Load horse ip with supplies and go as far as can go back, move that way from a safe spot. Enemies present so be careful. Encountering them affects supply so may have to try that direction again.

Or they are the secret way forward. They are supply.

World continues to offer you experiences the payment required your effort or bones to add to the ambience. Bring good things gathered to these places, reason for them to leave and inspiration to make things better. Best the best in each place or demonstrate your best against them and come to a common respect of eachother, enough to co-operate in trying impossiblities, things forgotten, dreams and needs lowered in priority so far they dropped. They can help you go further.

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Fez II is to within perhaps.

Continue on your horse. Good people mingled with oherwise. Get better at nonlethality. Progression becomes being able withstand. Pass on skills. Recreate your encounters, as done so the enemies are able to live at the mercy of the world. Able to better themselves and prove worthy of that minimal mercy. Groups find eachother by their efforts, couples, ideas, competition new ways to outdo eachother. More ability to build things. Solutions to problems they had accepted. New ones are elsewhere.

Philly Underwater-Animal. Did a good job.
Continuing to fuck around could go somewhere even if he doesn't get there. If we all did something without a destination, maybe ther'd be something together that went on without us or took us with it. An eternity of fantasy for our creations. It having to be built with them, around them. Reason for people to exist. Mind to what matters may have such built seamlessly and complimentary. Do the best for charges, get better at what is right. Do it naturally and fantasy can join with it's brethren.

Nature can be the mystery, fantasy can be built under it's own power and accelerated by it's parts. Variety all having complexity and a place of it's extremes. An enemy in things wish to be kept instead of known well, loved and honoured, gone forth from them proving their presence in your story part of your character and for more fantasy. Things growing stranger. Out of control, but faith it like the way and momentum of part of it's story. Maybe a message either direction takes them away, even if worse better that than wearing beauty away, stopping mystery from deepening. Learn loss is worse than death and fight harder for there to be a way to keep what you care about, making it more, being more.

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also he actually has experience making negotiations and getting things done. working with high level real estate is a more politically challenging task than anything Bernie or Hillary have ever done.

wew

Fuck of gook

Holy fuck I remember this

how can someone be gay and grow a beard at once

more importantly how can someone gay up a beard

is that supposed to look like Mike Matei in the lionman costume?

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(JUST missed)


luv u fam

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Fez loses his depth perception, stuck in a 2D on the neglected side.

Fez makes things nicer coming full circle passing on the Fez.

Now a new unknown chapter. Go back to the place you lost the depth perception and couldn't pass.

Stormy, hopeless, failing jumps almost kill you landing on something just in time. Way forward is to go to certain death. Place has been waiting for you fangs on stalagmites and tights dripping. Lose other eye. Dark, move around, becomes tunnel with sounds indicating position or vibrations for the deaf. Games could use protrusions from a screen after 2D to 3D conversion and have the rods touched for blind people to enjoy games. Make pretty environments and rumble for ambience an finger over parts, simulated heartbeats, runing water etc. Fez feels around ahead of him, sound drips or intense vibrations in direction of forward. Or vice versa. Touching objects incurs a vibration and sound. This is the 3D movement that was needed to progress. Fez remembers what the land looked like, what the problems were and you get a vague rotatable image of what was, objects change as you jump on them, some that are missing dissapear and new ones are placed… Going back if you choose that, going ahead is a first person or 3rd person view. Only what has passed rendered. Vague what might be becomes rendered ahead, multiple paths, some made to be frightening others made peaceful. Going into them they are proven true or not true enough.

In the end Fez builds what should be and there is more world for the rest.

Choose the nicest things and the world is made nice. Go back in concern for the other scary path, the landscape being built by itself now, bring some nice things then plant them at the enterance. The Boss in the way, assessess your worth and joins with you, a mount. You go on to whatever else may be lost in the shadows.

Fuck of gook