PHIL FISH IS BACK And his new game looks like an Adult Swim parody or some shit...

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

PHIL FISH IS BACK

And his new game looks like an Adult Swim parody or some shit lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=PZm6bFTSreo

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=PZm6bFTSreo
youtu.be/OyVAp0tOk5A?t=11m15s
twitter.com/phil_fish
twitter.com/Polytron
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/RapeLay
tickcounter.com/countdown/1468440000000/europe-berlin/dhms/000000FF0000FFFB00FFFB00/MELTDOWN_COUNTDOWN?utm_source=widget&utm_medium=Countdown&utm_campaign=widget
techraptor.net/content/state-gaming-media-interview-allistair-pinsof-part-1
techraptor.net/content/relationships-indie-gaming-interview-allistair-pinsof-part-2
gamesnosh.com/pinsofinterview-alleges-phil-fish-stole-colleagues-work-fez/

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

How many times can this petulant shitstain quit video gaming?

How many times can a man say to his entire customer base "fuck you I hate you go die in a fire" and then come back hat in hand expecting to get paid?

Hunter James
Hunter James

~You Are The World~

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

SUPERHYPERCUBE

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

Huh. Wonder who he stole this one from.

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

so whose code did he steal this time? It took him like five years to make the levels for Fez, he didn't write the code at all

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

HE RIPPED OFF POTZOL'S PUZZLE

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

3 minutes of bullshit just to say:

"We made a VR tech demo."

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

That was a pretentious ass video for what is a simple puzzle game. Do we know if he is directing this one or is someone else directing it. Any i actually did like Fez is was super comfy, i beat it in like 3 days cause i like it so much.

Joseph King
Joseph King

it's an arcade game, it's like a baby's toy
Jesus christ, you can already tell everyone on the development team wanted to just make a pretentious walking simulator instead of an actual game

James Howard
James Howard

he's back
post yfw thinking about him quiting again in the near future

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

giving this hipster hack attention
CHECK MUH DUBS AND CHOKE ON THEM!

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

NAH YA GOTTA LOL BRO SEEYA

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

How long before his next autistic meltdown?

How can we accelerate the process?

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

I like Block Out better.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

if enough people just tweet cuck at him I imagine he'll pull another bitchfit.

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

3D tetris on an HMD
Wow. Really impressive, Phil.
It's really not that hard. Just say that his game is uncreative and trash

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

This man has one of the(perhaps the) most punchable faces in the world

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

youtu.be/OyVAp0tOk5A?t=11m15s

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

POTZOL'S PUZZLE

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

Calls game hypercube
Has nothing to do with tesseracts or the 4th dimension

What were they thinking?

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

tetris with one piece
Gaming is saved.

Caleb White
Caleb White

19 replies, no webm.

Faggots.
DJ e-celeb thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

This, I want to laugh at him but I ain't clicking that shit

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

Tetris with one piece

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Uno!

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

SUCK MY DICK, CHOKE ON IT.

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

How many times can this petulant shitstain quit video gaming?
Not often enough. I wonder whose code he did steal this time tho.

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Twitter where?

I want a new meltdown. This time we can attack him for his white straight cis privilege.

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

It seems to be a trend.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

"And another thing…"

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

This is the best you'll get.
Choke on it.
Be grateful, you entitled little chronic masturbator

#ART #SELFDISCOVERY

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

Isn't every important character in Fez a white male, at least by feminist reasoning?

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

HE RIPPED OFF POTZOL'S PUZZLE
He improved it by removing all superfluous decorative elements, amplified it's ludological qualities, and PFFFFFFFFT, sorry, I tried typing that with a straight face but yeah it looks like a bad rip off.

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

/r/-ing the 'DJ Fish Sticks' pic

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

These fucks have the most cuckoldic voices I have ever heard holy fuck

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

so then it's just a human tetris?

Angel James
Angel James

Nobody buys his new game because it's shit and Phil is a talentless asshole
A billion articles are written about how evil gamers are abusing poor Phil Fish and neglecting his "masterpiece"
In response, some random guy will correctly point out that Fish's games are extremely overrated by the gaming press
Phil loses his mind again
Rage quits the industry again
He reappears in a few years with an even worse game
The cycle repeats

Just think, we'll probably get to watch Fish make a fool out of himself for the rest of our lives

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

Urgh, it looks like shit.

Charles King
Charles King

this glorified android app will be as expensive as any other game

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

James Turrell
gee, what wonderful inspiration!

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

resurfaces when you least expect it to start a new saga of spergouts

Phil Fish is almost Chris Chan at this point.

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

Reminder that this beta turbocuck lurks chan boards because he's such an insecure faggot that he just has to see what other people think of him only to get hypertriggered when the general consensus agrees on how much of a pretentious piece of shit he is.

I guess being a failure of a DJ was a given considering that his only success occurred only because he turned out to be a stealing fuck who can't code for shit. That, and of course being friends with other betacuck dumbasses who literally paid for his TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND 100% SELF-MADE """""game""""" to be made.

So let's keep reminding this fuck of the insecure failure that he is. Fishsticks, if you happen to lurk this thread: keep sucking and choking on everybody's dicks.

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

SUCK MY CUBE

CHOKE ON IT

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

PS VR

It's already a failure.

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

60 DOLLARYDOOS

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

Reminder that this beta turbocuck lurks chan boards
Do you have anything to back that up or is it just a little theory of yours?

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

there are people on this very board who bought fez
you know it 2 b tru

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

you don't remember the tweet posts with delete on them?

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

counter-signal maymays

You can see the pure asshurt in the way they are drawn and written. Somewhere a /pol/ shitposter is so fucking frustrated because he can't express a specific thought in writing that he opens MS Paint and makes a "comic" in an attempt to get his point across.

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

He made a thread on halfchan a while back

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

Suck my dick, junior. Choke on it.

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

love it when cucks bring up /pol/ for no reason.

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

Let's make him quit, AGAIN!

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN

There is actually an image of a thread that happened in halfchan, an "user" began defending fez/polytron/fish and calling everybody else a faggot until said "user" posted an image of the polytron tweet, only that said tweet appeared with options only available to the people who can log on to the polytron account, proving that it was likely that Fish was on the prowl going ballistic over everybody calling him a piece of shit along with his game.

Unfortunately I'm at work and can't provide you with said image ayyyyy

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

gee

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

The angry cuck baby is back, time to get to work. :^)

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

Must have missed that. Pretty good.
No need to get emotional.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

Seems fitting that Phil Fish made one of these.

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

I was in the process of typing the response before I noticed pls no bully

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

wew lol that totally wasn't made by a shitposter pretending to be phil fish to become a meme. im phil fish btw lol.

I'm not the cuck who posted the counter-signal epic memes out of nowhere, cucker.

James Adams
James Adams

pls no bully
Too late nerd. Hand over all your memes.

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

out of nowhere
thread about sjw dev

Adam James
Adam James

steals code
builds reputation as con artist, liar & prick
flings shit everywhere
broadly ridiculed & mocked
frequent child-like tantrums
ragequits
Truly, attention is like oxygen to a narcissist.

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

it's a babies game
cough backtothefuture cough
70s style is just colours and nothing more
straight up unoriginal as fuck and a rip off of afew other games
the game came out of a event because group think

it's like everything wrong with hipsters in one condensed puddle of vomit

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

Get out Phil, no one wants to play your shitty "game"

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

With a mustache he looks even more retarded.

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

This is the most cliché hipster trailer I've seen since I went to art school.

you can't see the hole because you're behind the cluster
That's called bad design you fucking hipster.

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

there's the possibility that Phil Fish is lurking and shitposting among us
IT COULD BE YOU
IT COULD BE ME
IT COULD BE ANYONE

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

steals code
i want more info on this, here's your spoon.

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

Don't you ever talk to me or my fish's sticks again!

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

Got you covered fam

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

You weren't impressed by the list of referenced people towards the end?
How else are you supposed to know how
educated
these folks are?

The game is basically this, except you have to crane your neck. Genius.

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

9893131
What the hell is going on?

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

9893131
Jesus, isn't it a bit early for this Phil?

At this rate you won't have any material left for twitter

John Reed
John Reed

9893131
Your roleplaying isn't impressing anyone.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

it all came out with the stuff from that indie award show

fuck he even committed fraud and went into hiding

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

9893131
Lel.

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

9893131
16 years old behind the screen
i'm woking at the super-mental institution, i'm not very good at getting the age over the internet right, but this was too easy.
I might get a Tenure on this.

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

you do this until you die
its like a baby toy, its really simple
anyone else hear what they are using for art direction?
blade runner
starwars targeting computers
they are going to appropriate synth wave.
FUCKING KILL ME NOW

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Someone trying way too hard

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

9893131
nices memes bro

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

9893131
Holy sperg.

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

you do this until you die
FUCKING KILL ME NOW
Nuh uh babies, not when a DJ can save your life.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

9893131
Stop shitposting, thats an order kid

James Allen
James Allen

Watch video
Now my audio won't work

thanks faggots, my pc got tech cancer

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

implying anyone can 'appropriate' a derivative memegenre only known for neon eye cancer and DX7 presets

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

I've never heard Phil actually speak before. Really?

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

its like a baby toy, its really simple

FINALLY, A GAME FOR BABIES SUCH AS MYSELF

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

Shitposting aside, you have to be a fucking /b/tard teenager to think this was made by Phil Fish. My shitpost was to get the "Hi Phil" posts out of the way, I just really want to express this thought to the hivemind without getting burried by memes because there didn't seem to be a single doubt that this could possibly be anyone except Phil Fish, because obviously nobody would anonymously do that for attention.

Also epic joke ban mods, didn't see that until I tried to click New Reply. Glad you allow dubposts and other shitposting but not shitposting you don't like. Also glad you deleted the post just in case anyone was exposed to content you disapprove of, solid work you guys. I'm glad to be back here on 4chan where we're all children and the mods are our parental figures that protect us from harmful content. Epic memes all around the house fellas, here have an extra meme on me you kikes. MODS = GODS wew i'm so glad that epic firetires man got us all here so that his best buddy mark could cuck all of us to death and then sell the site to jim. epic work my main men really i'm fucking dying from fucking laughter over here you guys it's a good thing we're all protected from bad shitposts really nice good work on you guys

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

babytoy
There is a certain pattern in the industry.

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

thou doth protest too much

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Walk into room
Pull down pants
Bend over
Start spinning around rapidly
After achieving sufficient momentum, loose a stream of liquid diarrhea from your bowels
Paint the walls, the furniture, and everyone in the room a sickly green color
Someone arrives to escort you out and clean up the mess
WOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS CENSORSHIP I KNOW MY RIGHTS I'M A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

Sure thing, Phil.

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

Yep too bad it was all contained to a single post and Holla Forums is incapable of ignoring shitposters or content they dislike. Shit, there isn't even an ID filter or a hide button. The entire thread is fucking destroyed and only mods can save it. I shat all over the fucking place and must now suffer the consequences my getting cucked by my big daddy moderators in the asshole, gods < mods. you fucking bootlicker faggots.

epic meme dude seriously i guess i'm phil fish again LOL

Andrew James
Andrew James

hahahhaahahaha, nobody is going to buy your game.

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BIG DEAL I SHOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE A SHIT WHEREVER I WANT JUST PLUG YOUR NOSE AND STEP OVER IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

I liked piil fish

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

Can I get a webm?

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

get out phil

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

See

Jace Flores
Jace Flores

dude what the FUCK that is some of the funniest shit i have ever read in my whole goddamn life. i fucking love that EPIC FUCKING REACTION image and your EPIC FUCKING POST

~god damn you guys got some quick quips, i'll give ya that/ you're quips gotta be the freshest i've seen around in some goddamned time. if i didn't know better i'd garner that your memes gotta be that epicest +=M E M E+= -=MAN-= IN the goddamn house guys golly days GG no re~

epic quickscopesd doge lolcat memes fellas

```i cant handle the epic phils fshi emem anym4 u fellas```

r8ly nic ee mooom i like ur epic mememsm my dude keep em ccoming i'm not a shitposter i'm just phil fisher tryna catch some BAITED FISH with my shitposting ==ROD= (dat actually means my cock cuz i get people to choke on it)

memememes reddit reddit go back to tumrlb hi PHIL FISH epic meme my PHI::LLER PHISH don't forget to fucking ignore fucking epic

these mods are doing a great thing by protecting us from fucking inhumane monsters like me, clearly this imageboard has no place for such vile and rude content

BUIT REALLY BRO FREAKING FUCK EPIC MEMES YOU GOT ABOUT MY ME BEING MEME PHIL PHISH

oh GOSH dude i guess we gotta remove all the dubbieposters as well. though tough luck on my me because i was about to hit new reply but then i see THIS FUCKING KEIKERY JEW BULLSHIT REE REEE HILER DID DO NUFFIN HE WAS GOOD MEME SHITPOST SHITPOST not getting banned though because i have a sage and i'm asking people to check my doubles in this post, therefore i cannot get banned because you are allowed one SINGLE DOUBLE post per thread as long as you sage and don't have a post history filled with shitposts (and I believe my non-shitposts outweigh my total shitposts on this board but a mod can comb through it just if they like wanted to do efore anyone else and keep logs of EVERYTHING SINGLE USER'S POSTS INCLUDING YOOUOOOOU)

Check 'em.

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Looks like shit

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

This isn't pasta
You are this triggered

Eli Green
Eli Green

you took time out of your day to type all of this up

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

Fucking amazing

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

Kek frowns on your shenanigans, Phil.

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

hahahah keep being a failure phil. nothing is going to change that, you will always be a histronic spastic and nothing can ever change that.

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

Be careful not to choke.

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan


"A SYSTEM OF TRANSCENDENCE"

Stopped watching right there.

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

Hypercubes aren't tesseracts though, hypercubes are any cube equivalent in any dimension. So a 3 dimensional hypercube is a cube, a four dimensional one is a tesseract and the fifth dimensional one i dont know the name of. Hypercubes are a category, not 4 dimensional cubes.

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

Shit, I guess gaming really peaked with Wild Gunman.

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

Cannot get dubs
Check these out, son.

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Fish Pills supposedly can give you bigger dubs.

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

Nice filename

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

""START LINKING AND REPLY WITH POTZOL'S PUZZLE TO EVERY TWEET, VIDEO, AND IMAGE YOU CAN FIND""

I'd say write to is twitter too, but i doubt someone isn't blocked already

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

Any chance it's possible to piss him off enough to get a complete meltdown?

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

It's a little like Rez aesthetically, except with infinitely worse music and nothing to do but fit a shape into a hole that you can't see.

Bravo, Fish.

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

A SYSTEM OF TRANSCENDENCE
ABSTRACTION OF THE SELF
THE PRISMATIC MIND
UNLOCKING POTENTIALITY
That's some try hard shit.

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

SUCK MY DICK
CHOKE ON IT

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

wow, a techdemo

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

It's a little like Rez aesthetically, except with infinitely worse music and nothing to do but fit a shape into a hole that you can't see.
Bravo, Fish.
People can get a similar yet better experience of that that using nothing more than a car's backseat and dinner for two at red lobster.

Jacob James
Jacob James

Just go back to being a DJ, Phil.

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

chloe sagal
the scam artist "developer" that tried to get donation money through indiegogo for "a lifesaving medical treatment" that turned out to be sex reassignment surgery
cost allistair pinsof his job at destructoid (and in fact his writing career) when he appropriately revealed the fact that his outlet had previously promoted a scam
mfw reading this jealous, salty fucking wall of text

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

they managed to make a trailer for something that could be a simple flash game look pretentious as fuck
I'm impressed.

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

This is a joke right?

Its amazing how they try to have baby tier gameplay sound like its interesting or challenging.

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

I want a video games where you get to be Phil Fish.

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

twitter.com/phil_fish

Just in case

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

twitter.com/Polytron

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

Are you the TUMBLRTALE GET OUT guy? I loved your previous work, and this is a natural and appreciated progression.

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

Here
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/RapeLay

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

Abstraction of the self
The prismatic mind
Unlocking potentiality

What the fuck am I watching?

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

you have to be a fucking /b/tard teenager to think this was made by Phil Fish
ignoring that the Twitter post has the delete icon, which is only accessible to whoever wrote the tweet
You're not fooling anyone, Fishsticks.

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

VIRTUAL REALITY GAME!
Its literally just looking at a fucking cube
Whoa… so this is the future…

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

Phil Fish ripping off someone/a game

Shocking

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

You are blocked from following @Polytron and viewing @Polytron's Tweets.
You are blocked from following @PHIL_FISH and viewing @PHIL_FISH's Tweets.

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

signout and google it

also, just in case (I'm just guessing the date):

tickcounter.com/countdown/1468440000000/europe-berlin/dhms/000000FF0000FFFB00FFFB00/MELTDOWN_COUNTDOWN?utm_source=widget&utm_medium=Countdown&utm_campaign=widget

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

Abstraction of the self
The prismatic mind
Unlocking potentiality
What the fuck am I watching?
The weak ripoff of a superior original secret of ultimate power.

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

posting the inferior ULTIMATE POWER

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

Nine of you anons understand how intricate this game is and I doubt you'd see the progressive necessity of its execution as an in-demand innovation to compensate for the severe hindrance of maturity and intuition that video games have been suffering since the 1980s.

Shame on you, Holla Forums, I thought we were more progressive than this.

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

Nine

Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones

Oh and the only progressive thing Holla Forums cares about is the scan.

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

SUGGESTION
Remember how during Boston Salt Party Part I somebody shitposted Fallout 4 steam hub with 4-dimensional cube time theory posts?!
Wouldn't it be pretty appropriate to flood the comments with time cube copypasta?!

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

hey dumbshit, there's not a "delete" button on a tweet unless you yourself made the tweet. meaning the person who ran Fish's "company" made the thread, which is the faggot himself

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

tfw you couldn't sit through a three and a half minute video
Goddamn.

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

There was some site that allowed you to create fake Twitter posts, that would leave the Delete button.

Charles Price
Charles Price

yfw you're not Phil Fish

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

read thread
figure I could understand stuff better if I'd actually watch the video in the OP
game is literally, actually, really called "SUPERHYPERCUBE"

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

looks like a decent enough VR minigame, that is shrouded in a cloud of pretentiousness.

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Mass producing the little red book
What are they trying to pull here?

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

that picture
triggering my writing autism
If you can delete a word or series of words and the sentence means the same exact thing, that's called "fluff". It's bad writing. Save it for a poem.

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

Wasn't superhypercube made years ago? I could've sworn it was out before Fez.

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

that greasy hair
that autistic shirt
Disgusting.
the little red book
Are they reprinting the maobible?

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

It is an arcade game not the gateway to another plain of existence.

YOU are in the space
YOU start as a cube
YOU move through holes
YOU do this until you DIE
It is a babies toy

Welp there you have it. They think the player is a baby. Honestly how many tards did it take to make this? Looks like it could have been done in a 48 hour game development contest.

SUPERHYPERCUBE: BABIES PUTTING OBJECTS IN HOLES

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

hey phil, look what I can do

suck our dicks and choke on them

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

didn't even get dubs

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

CONGRATULATIONS PHIL ON MAKING SIDEWAYS TETRIS

YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE ART OF GAMES IS TRULY ASTOUNDING

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

Looks like it could have been done in a 48 hour game development contest.
isn't that pretty much what they said it was?
"It started as a gamejam at our monthly circlejerk-indie-fest"

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

checked

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

oh this game is so good, look at the ludo narrative mechanics of the game. It's like he's thought of everything.

Truly, a game for real intellectuals that can transcend the idiotic userbase of Holla Forums.

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

I support Sanders but mostly because one of the candidates is a corrupt bitch and the other already screwed relations with other countries thus threatening trade. And even I think that praising his economic plans blindly is kind of dumb.

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

I'm guessing the DJ thing wasn't paying as much as he hoped?
mfw more Fish twitter meltdowns to come

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

was scrolling down to look for a post exactly like this, is this guy for real? Fez wasn't the most amazing puzzle game to ever grace this earth, but at least it wasn't based off of a literal game for babies.

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

OH FUCK FELLAS THIS GUY IS A FUCKING PRODIGY

HE SAW THE SCREENSHOT SAID "DELETE" ON IT

WHAT A GODDAMN WONDERCHILD, HOW DID YOU CATCH SUCH A SMALL DETAIL YOU FUCKING WIZARD

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

They couldn't have done it at a circle-jerk-indie-jizzfest.

That many smug egotistical narcissists in that small of an area would generate a black hole via the mass of all their egos collapsing in on themselves.

Or they would die from being too smug and needing to constantly smell their own farts. This would raise the methane levels to flammable levels because all of them would be farting every 5 minutes. Then one of them would light a fag and Boom!

Either way the resulting landscape would look like this.

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

Screencaps himself on twitter
While logged in
Uses that screencap to pose as user on an imageboard

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

NOFX shirt
Please don't tell me these people are into NOFX now.
It;s because of "Franco Un-American isn't it?

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

new meme

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

Played this more than 20 years ago…

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

lmao kiddo ur a dum meme

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

hot damn

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

Didn't we have this shit on the virtual boy already?

Colton Long
Colton Long

This is basically 3D Tetris but with less gameplay.

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

I'm back internet!
And I bring you, a VR ripoff of an already existing videogame!
AMAZING COMEBACK, PHIL

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

RECEDING

Noah Green
Noah Green

Did he really make a retarded version of block out? What's the point?

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

Could they sound more pretentious over something that looks like shit? Doesn't even belong on a VR headset.

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

What's the matter faggot? You still saltyvagina over the fact that nobody bought your stolen piece of shit?

You just like the taste of dick that much, don't you fishy fish?

William Evans
William Evans

I wonder if this could be made into porn – that is, VR's true purpose.

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

Can you make me a sandwich?

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

This is probably the best game ever made, even exceeding Final Fantasy VII.

It's just that fantastical, the whole thing is setup to be an allegory to life itself. By playing this game you can become spiritually transcendent and retain wisdom beyond your years. The very essence of god is contained within this game.

Long live Phil Fish! I wish I could suck his dickand choke on it

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

you never been this much of an autistic faggot
Holy shit, you don't even know how to properly use red text.

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

What happened to him? He looks like somebody you would meet at a trailer park who always drinks at the bar.

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

What happened to him?
The internet said mean things to him.

#NeverFishget

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

sure kid

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

He looks like somebody you would meet at a trailer park who always drinks at the bar.
Yeah, looking like decent people, but having beliefs that shit on everything they stand for is the sjws favorite past time.

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

Fishsticks
VR

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

Did these fucks just play Rez and decide to trash the gameplay and produce this filth? Goddamn it looks like a goddamn Rez clone in terms of visuals and sound.

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

Do you think he'll kill himself this time?

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

He won't.
Most cuckold males are too weak to commit sudoku.
They just live their pathetic lives in misery.

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

dj phishsticks is back after quitting with his new masterpiece
he just "made" 3D tetris and added pretension
Sweet. It's been too long since we've seen one of his meltdowns.

So after this shit bombs and he has his little bitch fit on twitter or whatever social media he picks for this tantrum, do you think he's cry about how gamers don't deserve the sequel that he TOTALLY could have made but isn't going to because people don't kiss his ass enough?

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

This, he'll threaten to but he doesn't have he balls to go through with it.

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

The only good thing I can say about this game is that it makes me want to play Cosmic Smash again.

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Y I K E S
I E
K K
E I
S E K I Y

I thought he was leaving the industry for ever guys. It must have been them bully rapist misogynist racist bigoted terrorist games that forced him to return. He needs to work off all that white guilt or something by protecting women. All joking aside, you guys didn't actually think he was going to be gone for good did you?

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

To be honest, I'm genuinely glad he's back, since life would be less enjoyable without this faggot To laugh at.

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

All joking aside, you guys didn't actually think he was going to be gone for good did you?
Considering that he had already "left" twice before, not really.

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

This, tbh. The only "industry" he can find an ounce of relevance in is the indie clique, and since he's a narcissist, it's the one place he can't leave. He's doomed to cling to them forever.

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

All joking aside, you guys didn't actually think he was going to be gone for good did you?
Of course not. He's one of those types that need constant attention and validation and "developing" Fez is literally the only thing he's ever done that got him either.

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

Classic Phil Fish production, being all style and no substance. It looks like a very standard puzzle game with all of the "appeal" coming from the aesthetics holy shit it's neon wow revolutionary!! and the use of head tracking, aka gimmick shit. Other than that I could probably download a game just like this from the android app store for free.

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

What happened to him?

He faked a mental breakdown to conceal the fact that he lacks the talent to actually create an original game. Truth is, he stole Fez from two other devs.

* techraptor.net/content/state-gaming-media-interview-allistair-pinsof-part-1
* techraptor.net/content/relationships-indie-gaming-interview-allistair-pinsof-part-2
* gamesnosh.com/pinsofinterview-alleges-phil-fish-stole-colleagues-work-fez/

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

The question is: Why did he return in the first place? Did he burn all his Fez cash already living in some overpriced fashionable urban leftist hellhole?

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

Does this mean he found more people to steal from? I was hoping his reputation was bad enough that devs wisened up.

It baffles me to see clueless idiots praising FEZ still.

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

That is likely the case, but it's also likely that he realized he simply can't be a "personality" anywhere else, which he needs.

James Wright
James Wright

this is amazing moonman edit when ?

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

We all knew he couldn't stay away which is good cause he is a good source of entertainment.

Did he really leave 2 times before the major one, I never really payed attention to him until #GG happened and even then he is utterly insignificant.

Glad I am not the only one who could feel his return. This should be good.

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

Comparing making a shitpost on a meme forum to shooting literal shit on walls and furniture.
High Grade Autism

If he was flooding the site, then most of his posts should be deleted. Otherwise they should stay, unless you want this place to become entirely reddit.

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

'style'?! it's putting square pegs in square holes! there is no style here, it's the most minimalist, simple concept of all time!

and it's considerably less than 'standard'! there are lockpicking minigames that are more complex than this!

this isn't a game, it's a particulate geometric concept. it's one-dimensional.

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

It's a good movie.

SJWs always have one or more of:
Cateye style glasses
Fishmouth (those first two pictures)
Dyed hair
Weak (poor posture, etc.)

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

SUPER DJ HERO:FAIL FISH VR EDITION

You are international DJ superstar Fail Fish, playing the hottest clubs in Ibiza, San Francisco, and Toronto. Choose up to 3 songs for your playlist for each cool venue you are giggin' at. The same song can not be chosen consecutively, but covers of the same song counts as different, and the same song can be used to bookend a set as a beginning, cover version, then end. Your choice of venues:

San Francisco Birthday Party for 1-5 year olds, and the children's parents. The youngest and hippest crowd in this venue does not deserve your hottest fish sticks, but you will serve it to them until they choke on it. Includes high quality motion captured crowd performance starring a husband and his wife's son.

Toronto Backyard Wedding, featuring guest character Antonii Birch as 'groom'. Get the gig, get the girl, get Birch's Wii U.

Ibiza Indie Jam Party. It's an exclusive lo-fi jam and jelly canning event, complete with mindfog machine and laser foam and attended by the brightest neon hair and the most glitzy grandma glasses on the paradise island. Can your hot DJ set hook the audience right in their fishmouth and leave them gasping for more.

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

yfw you will never be this much of an autist

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

You sound like a faggot.
Check 'em.

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

I bet Phil spends most of his free time (which is 24 hours a day) constantly googling his own name to see if anyone is talking about him on the internet, when he doesn't get any new results he just makes a post about himself in halfchan/here/reddit/wherever.

Post >yfw you are not Fil Phish

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

Holy shit dem legs.

s-sauce?

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

PHIL FISH RIPPED OFF A 3DS GAME AND HIPSTERFIED IT

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

(Lucky trips)

Oh what the hell, I'll do it.

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

These fucking niggers actually managed to make Tetris sound pretentious.

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

If quads Phil Fish kills himself after this one fails.

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

If quads Phil Fish kills himself after this one fails.
rollin

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

These fucking niggers actually managed to make Tetris sound pretentious.
That's what happens when you lift your artstyle straight from the fucking VIRTUAL BOY.

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

Off by 3

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

So he's just made an updated virtualboy tetris game?
Props for at least picking a fairly unknown game to ripoff, I doubt many "journalists" will pick up on it being a used out concept apart from needing to swing your noggin around.

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

They didn't even had the good idea to make the block transparent to see the layout

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

what the fuck ami reading?
what the fuck ami hearing?
how pretentious can you get?

Anthony King
Anthony King

i think i'm fundamentally a pretty good person. i've disliked people before, but i've never genuinely and truly wanted someone to kill themselves

phil fish however is the first and so far only person who i really honestly want to kill themselves. not only is he a complete creative hack but he's a huge drain on literally everything he touches. he turns everything around him into garbage

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

Basically, but he ripped out the actual tetris part and replaced it with a 3ds game called Ketzal's Corridors.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

What's funny is that actually looks like it has more depth than "Choke On It: The Game".

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

It's fucking tetris. They make it out to be some transcendence shit.

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

THEY FUCKING RIPPED OFF REZ, EVEN THE COLOR SCHEME AND MUSIC AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

Why is this not posted yet. A classic. Choke on it.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

How long until he hacks his own website and blames everyone else?

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

This faggot sold 500 physical editions of fez, a notebook and a soundtrack for 100 bucks a pop
People actually bought it
Wonder how much THIS piece of trash is going to cost.

Lucas James
Lucas James

that's because it's VR

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

All this talk about baby toys and VR headsets
This got me wondering, what is the youngest age a person can be to be able to play a VR headset game?
What would happen if you introduced VR to a toddler that didn't have object permanence comply understood? Could it have a long lasting effect on their psychology?

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

close ups of the devs talking about the game
right off the bad you know these assholes are narcissists. they don't want to make a good game they want to make a game and be recognized for it. then after all this hot talk and artsy fartsy bullshit for a fucking trailer you know what they made? fucking hole-in-wall

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

IT'S FUCKING TETRIS IN 3D

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

I support Sanders
Kill yourself.

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

days between individual posts
Well it's better than I thought, but it's still cancer.

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

HE JUST COULDN'T STAY AWAY

HE HAD TO COME BACK

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

What the fuck is going on with this guy

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

A SYSTEM OF TRANSCENDANCE
Only 20 seconds in and I already knew this was going to be incredibly pretentious aside from knowing beforehand that it was by Phil "The Worm" Phish.

After watching the whole thing, it looks like you can judge a book by it's cover. This guy must believe his farts smell like cinnamon or something.

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

Oh, so i'm a "worm" as well, is he?

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

That's a trap a lot of people get into. Sanders is someone I believe to be a man of his word for better or for worse; a person who actually believes in what he says. Even though I wholeheartedly disagree with his socialist views, as I do not think they are feasible in the United States as of now, I respect him for his honesty and passion, both qualities which attribute to being a terrible politician. Don't support him.

Will agree with you on the other two, though. Hillary is a cheat who's built on lies that got her political power and Donald is an idiot who I used to think had an ounce of intelligence considering how well he handled the competition. Hillary is obviously the safest option, but Donald will be much more entertaining.

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

Hillary is obviously the safest option
there's nothing safe about that lunatic

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

How much masturbation is chronic masturbation?

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

Don't fucking post pictures of him like that.
Several screens get wrecked by punches due that face.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

probably when lack the willpower to take a few days off fappin

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

This is like the round peg goes into the round hole game, but for pseudo-intellectual hipsters who like VR.

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

This is what I mean

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

Hillary is obviously the safest option, but Donald will be much more entertaining.
Safest option
The person who just happens to be at the forefront of a ton of "accidental deaths" including a recent one where a former UN rep testifying against her was found with his fucking neck crushed the day he was suppose to go to court
Yeah "Safe"

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

If you want the corporations to turn into actual kingdoms yes, get hillary.

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

I am aware of the many misadventures of the Clinton's. I'll remind you this is in relation to Trump. Hillary will just be another continuation of Obama unfortunately, but it's much safer than putting someone who is completely nonsensical and unpredictable. I think I'll vote for Trump just because I have a terribly dark sense of humor and prefer the nation to die quickly than to die slowly and painfully.

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

Hillary will just be another continuation of Obama unfortunately, but it's much safer than putting someone who is completely nonsensical and unpredictable
How when she's exactly as you described trump.

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

Hillery is way worse than Obama. Pol Pot is better than Hillery. I don't care if Trump got up on stage and took a dump on picture of Putin, he'd still be better than Hillery. I don't think I can make this clear, she is directly responsible for the murder of multiple Americans. And she has shown no remorse.

Besides, Trump is right, China and Mexico are screwing us over.

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

crap
I don't think I can make this any more clear

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

Daily reminder that Hillaryfags are pro TPP.

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

Thruspace / Ketzal's Corridors

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

You have some taste, sir…

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

Hillary's going to get the (((goyim))) nuked if she can help it, if Obongo can't.

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

What bothers me is how pretentious he is about it. He thinks he created this mind blowing thing that plebs can't understand, that its this high form of art and as if he's this fucking genius.

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

it's like a baby's toy

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

holy fucking shit summer needs to end and mods need to start banning blatant underage.

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

someone disagrees with my politics they are clearly <boogeyman> ban all <boogeymen>

Are you two fucking years old?

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

DELETE THIS

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

If you dont give him attention then he will fuck off, the clique is dying and nobody can save his ass now.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

Looks like a slightly modified Welltris ripoff.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

Everyone should call it Fez 2 just to fuck with his autistic ass

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

Looks like Fish's new game will be a blast for him.

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

Not to mention you could add a delete button in like five seconds with mspaint.

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

idk if this counts as being back, he made this game like ten years ago at kokoromi

phil fish is a legitimately good visual designer

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Concetrated, distilled and amplified bullshit.

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

I'll buy it if the ending is a video of Fish killing himself.

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

I don't know why this rambling sump of autism made me laugh so hard, but thank you

Easton Long
Easton Long

I support Sanders but mostly because one of the candidates is a corrupt bitch and the other already screwed relations with other countries thus threatening trade. And even I think that praising his economic plans blindly is kind of dumb.

He wants to get rid of NAFTA. He's the only one with the balls to stand up to globalism.

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

butthurt /leftypol/ responses.
You can see the pure asshurt in the way they are written. Somewhere, a /leftypol/ shitposter is so fucking frustrated because someone has a different opinion to them in the current year, so he makes an otherwise irrelevant post in an attempt to get his point across.

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

=REMINDER EVEN THE IDEA FOR FEZ WAS RIPPED OFF FROM A SUPERIOR PSP GAME CALLED CRUSH=

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

The PSP has so maby hidden gems, fuck the DS and its over-marketed average games.

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

To be fair you could probably fake that pretty well with inspect element using one of your own tweets, not that I would know anything about that.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

I liked his long hair hippy look better.

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

In another, Bernstein universe, Phil Fish is a talented and humble coder, doing it for free for indie devs across the, never revealing his real identity or face. His benevolent acts of kindness and coding expertiesehave earned him the nickname Sam Fisher.
In that same universe, John Carmack tried to appropriate a bit of code he stole from Phil Fish to create a shitty pinball emotion exploration game, but failed to deliver after having a meltdown on MSN

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

Why would you type with your face?

Levi White
Levi White

i hate this "trump is stupid and doesnt know what hes doing" meme, because its obviously not true.
he knows excactly what hes doing. he said the right things at the right time to get the republican nomination, hes played his cards perfectly so far and hes probably going to crush hilary.

and the actual policies hes proposed are pretty good.
build a wall
that would cost about 10billions and another billion or so every year to maintain it. illegal immigration costs the us around 25 billion every year.

america first in trade
china has been fucking you over for decades, its about time something changed there

demonopolize the health care
that would save americans billions every year and its not done by other candidates because they are funded by the pharma industry.

the list goes on. he has said some dumb shit when he knew it would get him publicity, but when it comes to actual policies hes the most reasonable guy around.

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

I bought Fez for the Vightar, Was good but short.

I agree Monster Youare should be on the Fffv eye tah.

I would have bought it. You could put anything half playable on Vvi-not-e-taa and people would buy it.

A good excuse to start on something that wont be crap, gameplay and pretty places, add set piece towns and npcs saying things a hunan being is not ment to understand engrish that the Japs making it are intentionally not understanding in respect to the actual English. Japanese translations of this correct language word for word aimably contenting them the world is too awesome to understand.

R1
-Hold- Heavy attack, longer held the stronger on release, chainable, time held decides type of animation
-Press- Fast Attack, chainable
-Rapid press- Super heavy attack, single swing, need to keep pressing until attack is done. During swing L1 press can add damage at the cost of depleting stamina and health, but health regenerates from such depletion after swing. Risky, last resort tide turner.

L1
-Hold- Run
-Press- Sword/Sheild parry, time right to save stamina and avoid damage
-Rapid Press- Raise Sword/Sheild, can press R1 during this to evade in the direction moved.

L1+R1
-Hold then release R1- Ready ranged weapon, R1 fires
-Rapid presses- Area attack, contextual eg Swing sword in circle, or grab enemy hurt them, untill there is space to swing Sword.
-Press- Jump, holding L1 in air or against surface grabs it, let go of L1 to drop or stand up.

X
-Press- Crouch
-Hold- Lay down
Square…

Large health bar indicated by moving animation, bruises and bleeding wounds where wounded. Don't go away. Have to heal elsewere and time passes in doing so, seasons change, enemies are more ubundant. So find out how to survive attacka without injury. The less damage you take the better your chances against bosses and finding other places where you can heal. Enemies return on every heal so get as much done as possible before healing.

Attacks get more powerful the longer spent without healing. Heal too much and get weaker. Also able to move obstacles the stronger you are, carry more, upgrade weapon, have more stamina and health.

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

… excuse you?

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

As you get stronger, ways of progression become less evident.

Have to go further. Get a horse. Pick somewhere seen by the direction of the clouds, chase one that looks like something.

Horse enabling travel that would have meant death earlier. Load horse ip with supplies and go as far as can go back, move that way from a safe spot. Enemies present so be careful. Encountering them affects supply so may have to try that direction again.

Or they are the secret way forward. They are supply.

World continues to offer you experiences the payment required your effort or bones to add to the ambience. Bring good things gathered to these places, reason for them to leave and inspiration to make things better. Best the best in each place or demonstrate your best against them and come to a common respect of eachother, enough to co-operate in trying impossiblities, things forgotten, dreams and needs lowered in priority so far they dropped. They can help you go further.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

Fez II is to within perhaps.

Continue on your horse. Good people mingled with oherwise. Get better at nonlethality. Progression becomes being able withstand. Pass on skills. Recreate your encounters, as done so the enemies are able to live at the mercy of the world. Able to better themselves and prove worthy of that minimal mercy. Groups find eachother by their efforts, couples, ideas, competition new ways to outdo eachother. More ability to build things. Solutions to problems they had accepted. New ones are elsewhere.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

Philly Underwater-Animal. Did a good job.
Continuing to fuck around could go somewhere even if he doesn't get there. If we all did something without a destination, maybe ther'd be something together that went on without us or took us with it. An eternity of fantasy for our creations. It having to be built with them, around them. Reason for people to exist. Mind to what matters may have such built seamlessly and complimentary. Do the best for charges, get better at what is right. Do it naturally and fantasy can join with it's brethren.

Nature can be the mystery, fantasy can be built under it's own power and accelerated by it's parts. Variety all having complexity and a place of it's extremes. An enemy in things wish to be kept instead of known well, loved and honoured, gone forth from them proving their presence in your story part of your character and for more fantasy. Things growing stranger. Out of control, but faith it like the way and momentum of part of it's story. Maybe a message either direction takes them away, even if worse better that than wearing beauty away, stopping mystery from deepening. Learn loss is worse than death and fight harder for there to be a way to keep what you care about, making it more, being more.

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

also he actually has experience making negotiations and getting things done. working with high level real estate is a more politically challenging task than anything Bernie or Hillary have ever done.

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

wew

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

The gook faggot who uses google translate to post is complaining about the quality of game translations
Also gave Fish money

Fuck of gook

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

Holy fuck I remember this

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

how can someone be gay and grow a beard at once

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

more importantly how can someone gay up a beard

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

is that supposed to look like Mike Matei in the lionman costume?

Chase Price
Chase Price

(JUST missed)

luv u fam

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

pioners
pireoransedqpwoe
pionersrsa
pioreon
pikonere
pionererrrrrrrrrrrsd

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

Fez loses his depth perception, stuck in a 2D on the neglected side.

Fez makes things nicer coming full circle passing on the Fez.

Now a new unknown chapter. Go back to the place you lost the depth perception and couldn't pass.

Stormy, hopeless, failing jumps almost kill you landing on something just in time. Way forward is to go to certain death. Place has been waiting for you fangs on stalagmites and tights dripping. Lose other eye. Dark, move around, becomes tunnel with sounds indicating position or vibrations for the deaf. Games could use protrusions from a screen after 2D to 3D conversion and have the rods touched for blind people to enjoy games. Make pretty environments and rumble for ambience an finger over parts, simulated heartbeats, runing water etc. Fez feels around ahead of him, sound drips or intense vibrations in direction of forward. Or vice versa. Touching objects incurs a vibration and sound. This is the 3D movement that was needed to progress. Fez remembers what the land looked like, what the problems were and you get a vague rotatable image of what was, objects change as you jump on them, some that are missing dissapear and new ones are placed… Going back if you choose that, going ahead is a first person or 3rd person view. Only what has passed rendered. Vague what might be becomes rendered ahead, multiple paths, some made to be frightening others made peaceful. Going into them they are proven true or not true enough.

In the end Fez builds what should be and there is more world for the rest.

Choose the nicest things and the world is made nice. Go back in concern for the other scary path, the landscape being built by itself now, bring some nice things then plant them at the enterance. The Boss in the way, assessess your worth and joins with you, a mount. You go on to whatever else may be lost in the shadows.

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

Fuck of gook

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