>there will never be a good Watchdogs game >you will never play a game...

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

there will never be a good Watchdogs game
you will never play a game developed by Niel Breen

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

you will never buff your hacking skills with tuna

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

So do you think we can meme Neil Breen from a shitty film maker into a fucking legend?

I mean just look at that handsome face

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

Dear user, please explain the plot of Neil Breen's "Watch_Dogs 2"

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

That's a good crestion.

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

Tuna, ball sack and skhost.

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

Not hacking the government with 5 shitty old laptops

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

And he's the best there ever was.

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

begins with hacking the US database and planting 50 snails all around the walls of the pentagon.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

It's about a rainbow haired faggot jew, whose dad made a decent movie about two brothers who reunite their band to save an orphanage, trying to inform people how important representation in movies is.
Something something hackers.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

Watchdogs_2.mkv

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

we've got a black cyber-bio-activist-terrorist-criminal-vigilante-hero-villain protagonist
and he's the best
he's got 5 laptops (and that's a lot of laptops)
and he has a robot
the government hates him
but they can't kill him
because he'll hack all of san fran
so they kill his girlfriend, because they can't kill him
and then he hacks san fran to get revenge
and his parents are ghosts
tuna

Easton Price
Easton Price

I found some leaked footage from the second game, something tells me the game will cover things like patriotism and the current situation in America. maybe the game has moral choices.

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

A hacker who is also Jesus hacks into goverment websites with his laptops while eating tuna, meanwhile his wife is cheating on him with a government official who is also married.
In the first part, the gameplay consists of an open world consisting in Neil Breen´s house, his backyard with a pool, and 2 quarters of the Nevada desert. You have to collect broken laptops to assemble them into a super-hacking machine fueled by coffe spilled on their keyboards. Then a QTE appears while you watch Neil Breen push a key at a time with the laptop screen turned off. Then you hack on government website and download ALL THE DATA on corrupt officials. You also discover of your wife´s cheating, but doesn´t matter beacause in a cutscene the wife of the official has shot him in his office, in front of your wife, followed with a minute of silence and akward stares.

The second part is where you become Jesus and use a dialog system where all options let you preach in a condescending tone how awful your wife is for cheating, how bad of a person the wife is for murder his husband, and how te other guy deserves his fate for being corrupt and a cheater.

GOTY of the year allyears 13/10.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

Neil Breen will never team up with Swery

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

I can't figure out how you connected Max Landis to this. Please explain your thought process

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

Who do you think sold the idea to ubisoft?

Hes gonna buy an island and run away to it with Jay.

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

Wow, he sure showed them. San Francisco is vital to all aspects of the US government.
Hopefully they nuke the city just to get him.

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

He was involved? Shit I missed that. That guy isnpretty hit or miss I did enjoy Chronicle but he seems like a huge faggot

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

man, I can't find much but this game has good ball sack textures

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

Neil Breen will never team up with Swery
Why live.
And in the end the two brothers die when a helicopter crash land on them.

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey


Jay might be part indian, but that's not nearly diverse enough.
Obviously they are going to pick up spanish hobos and teach them about the talmud and brotherly love.
He has some nice stuff about character design/writing in general, but the sjw stuff is pretty retarded.

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

Eric will never make a electronic bleep blop cartridge entertainment matrix device cybersoftware
We will never get a 'unedited footage of a bear' or 'this house has people in it' of videogames.

;_;7

Das ist richtig Jay!

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

So what's your Zone Level, Holla Forums?

Brody Peterson
Brody Peterson

You will never play a videogame in which you teach tutorials
you will never weatherize your holes

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

Chris Chan might still be an ARG

I bet if you look back at his old vlogs slenderman is outside Chris' window or something.

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

Neil Breen in Watch_Dogs

We all wish, user. We all wish.

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

I have so many questions

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

Your journey is only now beginning youngling.

Take care for the breen is dark and full of terrors.

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

This thread is entirely my fault

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

holy shit

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

Enough people aware of a meme I've never heard of in my life to make a thread about it
Is this some kind of /tv/ crossboarding I've stumbled on?

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

You got old chad.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

dont click, 2spooky!

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

I don't see it.

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

there will never be a good Watch Dogs game

I guess I'm just not a graphics whore like the rest of Holla Forums. I didn't give a single shit that the graphics were downgraded (of course, I pirate my pc games), and tbqh the game still looks great.

I also can't find fault with the rest of the game - it's like a mix of GTA and a more down to earth Batman game. The characters are all very memorable, and the story was intriguing.

But for me, what sets it above and beyond the competition was the world. Finally, an open world game that wasn't set in Manhattan, LA, or Scandinavia. We got Chicago for the first time, and not only that, we got to make the city our bitch. And the NPCs actually have more idle animations than stand and walk for once, making the world feel even more believable.

If everyone wasn't so buttmad over graphics, there'd probably be a shitton of awesome mods, just like with GTA 5, but noooooo, everyone had to have a pissy fit.

So, really, any complaints about the game are your own goddamn fault, Holla Forums. For me, I can't find a one.

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

disagrees with the hive mind
it must be b8

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

What was your favorite part of the story

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

The part where Defalt shut everything down and made his entrance. Totally the greatest thing I've seen in a video game for awhile.

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

hor ror

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

How many medals does he have?

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

Watch dogs is good
Holla Forums is one person
If you wanted replies all you had to do was just ask user~kun.

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

muh hivemind meme

it's not a hivemind if it's objectively shit. Like I saw in another thread someone arguing that Holla Forums is a hivemind when it comes to older games as seen here

Now I don't really agree with him when it comes to modern games, since most of them ARE shit. however there are objective elements in games that can be considered good or bad. and in this case Watch_Dogs is factually a shit game. In its visuals, it's gameplay and it's overall world design. it is the definition of a bad game. so yes, I believe you are either being part of a hivemind or are generally retarded for liking such a horribly done game, made by Ubisoft no less.

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

is this some fucking skinwalker trying to keep up with modern technology?

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

i guess that was worth a try, but goddamn, kid, Watch__Dogs story was like GTA Vs story only less coherent, in that it was fucking terrible and pointless.

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Nigga that ain't jordie with his master plan in the beginning

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