I've always wondered how tall certain video game characters are

I've always wondered how tall certain video game characters are.
Like Callie, how tall is she?

Post video game character heights.

Cloud is 5'7''. not sure if that counts the hair.

Didn't goymtheory make a video about character heights?

Katsuragi is 10'10".

I'm more concerned about her bust/butt size.

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Titty monster pls go

Titty monster pls come

That's a big girl

moar titty squid please

THICC

Niggerspeak pls go

I'm a little scared by how accurate it is.

Shitranfag please go

The King of Heroes is a manlet.

Fuck you too Japan.

But user, history obviously got the heights wrong just because of that chair. Alexander was just tiny compared to Giga-Nigga.

do you think tall girls get embarrassed when they walks? do tall girls poo like normal girl? wonder if it sounds different for laughs haha

They could've gone for Rider or Archer but not, just Saber

It's spelled thick, you illiterate negroid.

Kill yourself.

Callie is probably 5'3 at best and 16 years old

Ken from street fighter 5 is 5'9

Im one inch taller than him

I've only got one more and it's butt squid.

gotcha covered, onii-fam

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life just isn't fair

Feels bad

This is Emperor Nero according to the Japanese.

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I don't really see a huge difference between a squid boys ass and a squid girls ass?
The squid girl ass would be a bit softer and more fatty and a more fun to slap I think.
You're a faggot btw.

I want squids, not a portal to Gensoyko, asshole

Also, how the fuck is Patchy taller than Marisa? that shit doesn't make sense


Jesus christ, this board's been fucking gay this week.

I'd be enraged but I'm more curious why they felt (s)he needed an ass-cleavage window.

because muh dick bitch

This is Jack the Ripper according to the Japanese.

No, this is.

That is fine too.
POST MOAR

On the other hand, most characters I do this for are from jap mediums so I don't know what I was expecting.

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bump

What the fuck man

My waifu is 5'5''
I know all of her measurements by heart

Go on, fair user

cmon user, this is a height thread.
Besides, Im sure you've heard of Google right? its not that hard to find

MANLET

It's a good show, as long as you avoid the shitty dub. You're right that Jupiter is best though.

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it's an eroge

They are also all like 12 years old.

FTFY

squid foot nine


bwahaha but user squid lolis dont have huge tits

At least get it right, you fucking faggot

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if the PC's scale were set to your own, the relatively tall NPCs would be freaks of nature

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Wew, fuck the Japs, seriously fuck them.
Berserk is now Idolmaster edgy version.

Shonen and harem shit is the only manga being published now.

Anime is all computer generated making it look like shit.

Jap games aren't good anymore.

I used to love Japan when I was younger, I was a weeb.
Now, I hate them so fucking much, they refuse to make their country better in any shape or form and are basically yellow slanted niggers blaming their problems on whitie.

Fuck em, I am the fallen weeb.

yes, that was a part of the whole game's deconstructive thing it was doing. Cloud was emasculated at every opportunity for a reason you know.
then disc 2 happens and kind of just pisses all of it away because they probably switched writers or said fuck it halfway through

Cloud was supposed to be a deconstruction?

kek

I wanna be this guy and work at a hotel reception desk in coastal pacific northwest

By ZUN himself:

BRRRRRRRRRTFFFFT!

/vp/ pls

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No, it's this.
(He's 6'3")

I always imagined her to be above or at 6'5''.

Honestly, Callie doesn't have that much of a bust, she's a 36A/small B-cup at most, judging from her in-game model.

Give me a female video game character, and I'll do this shit to the best of my ability.

I thought the idea was he's constantly trying to pretend to be something he's not and eventually just says to hell with that and does the job in front of him, and becomes his own man

At least in theory. Writers often fail to have the characters actually develop.

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I thought the Inklings were around like half human height, given the cat is half their size.

I'd assume B-cup, but it's hard to tell with the vest.

What online tool did you use to analyze that image?

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Wait for real

Apparently Mario is 5'1" and 26 years old.

No way that first one is official. Proportions are way off.

I know, I have a Chie figure right next to me. She has nice legs, but jesus christ, not like that.

I wanna know too.
I missed the train.

Now that I think about it, the idiom was I've missed the boat.

Inklings in game are kids, so I think adults would be between 2/3 and 3/4 of an average human

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In second life nobody pays attention to scale so everyone is 8 feet tall minimum and thinks you're roleplaying a child if you are normal height.

Oh God second life esteban
Sweet Jesus yes

shit he's real

sounds like /fit/ the game.

Okay, that was pretty good