ITT

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

ITT: The worst Holla Forums lore

Femanons have admitted multiple times that young Link being eaten by Like Likes gave them a shota vore fetish
The PC Dark Souls audience is the most casual, many anons demanded a guide to 'use cheat engine to pass taurus demon' at launch
On average when last polled Holla Forums's favourite Zeldas were Minish Cap, Wind Waker and Skyward Sword
More anons on 8/v/ play Destiny than on half/v/

What true night terrors of the day linger in your mind when thinking about the population of our merry band of human detritus?

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

that OP is a faggot

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

not having a shota vore fetish
not having WW as your favorite zelda

The cheat engine thing is pretty bad, though.

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

Not unfing MM Link until he's yiffykawaii

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

Huey Lewis and the News

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

8/v/ founding userbase are now a minority and 2 to 3 go away every month

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

implying there are females on Holla Forums
caring about people's fetishes
implying Dark Souls is worth playing in the first place
implying any zelda game is good
expecting anyone on Holla Forums to have taste

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

If they have a penis, they're not female you idiot

David Howard
David Howard

Any of that
True

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

you think thats bad i keep seeing kissmanga all fucking over /a/

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

Anyone wanna spin the wheel of derailment?

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

Femanons
lol
On average when last polled Holla Forums's favourite Zeldas were Minish Cap, Wind Waker
What's wrong with this? SS is hot garbage though, you're right.

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

Hey there are plenty of femanons here. Just because they're all men who RP as femanons in the 4am thread doesn't change that.

William Thomas
William Thomas

Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here even. I guess because there is no other place I can think of where I can post dissenting views regarding video games and not always get attacked for it.

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

Rollan

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

I'm just waiting now, the board got shit fast these last weeks, and nobody can deny it
I just don't know where to go, and my sidekick boards are dead now
I don't know anymore

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

females on Holla Forums
expecting people on the internet to not be hypocrites
implying your shit taste is better than anyone elses

It's the one place you can post dissenting views, screencap the replies, and post the results on reddit.

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

This is now a vidya Rekt thread.

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

not phil collins
IMPOSTUER!

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

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Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

Coincidentally /leftypol/ got a huge increase in its users a while ago. I blame summerfags

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

Summerfags will summerfag.
Most people arent regulars, that includes the people who made this board what it is, remember that

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

only posts one image
I'm disappointed.

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

Minish Cap, Wind Waker
Is there anything wrong with this? Minish Cap's only fault was that it was short as fuck and I wanted more since it was awesome.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

What true night terrors of the day linger in your mind when thinking about the population of our merry band of human detritus?
That they won't check these dubs

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

femanons

/b/ is dead
Oh wait nevermind.

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

Fallout 4

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

Most Holla Forumsirgins don't even play vidya, they just come here to call every game shit

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

On average when last polled Holla Forums's favourite Zeldas were Minish Cap, Wind Waker and Skyward Sword

I fail to notice what is wrong with that.

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

Minish Cap, Wind Waker and Skyward Sword

The only thing I can agree about this statement is Wind Waker, although I personally prefer OoT or Majora's Mask. However, the rest of this statement is bullshit. Skyward sword is the worst of the series, and I know for a fact that more people like Link's Awakening or the Oracle games than Minish Cap.

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

people on this board actually bought fallout 4 because of toddposting

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

femanons
Don't exist.

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

Holla Forums's favorite Zelda was Minish Cap

At least that's something good I can say about Holla Forums

Here's something to ruffle your feathers

The average Holla Forumsirgin spends less than an hour a day actually playing video games

The Holla Forumsirgins who spend most of their time playing video games only play RTS, JRPG and VN genres. They also tend to complain about walking simulators having no gameplay.

Most Holla Forumsirgins skip cutscenes, ignore tutorials, go through as little dialogue as possible, and then complain about bad game design and storyline

The only games Holla Forumsirgins will soak up the atmosphere and story of are Dark Souls, a game with no story, and Fallout New Vegas, a game with no atmosphere

Most Holla Forumsirgins have never seen an Atari 2600 in real life, let alone a Magnavox Odyssey

The average Holla Forumsirgin hates VR, but still wants to live in a world where their waifu exists

The average Holla Forumsirgin hates LGBT and furry characters in video games, despite fapping to hermaphrodite hyper cocked hyenas every night

Luis Green
Luis Green

Wind Waker
bad

Look, I can understand why you'd hate Skyward Sword, but you need to fucking gas yourself if you don't like Wind Waker.

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

The average Holla Forumsirgin spends less than an hour a day actually playing video games
Pure conjecture.

The Holla Forumsirgins who spend most of their time playing video games only play RTS, JRPG and VN genres. They also tend to complain about walking simulators having no gameplay.
RTS don't have gameplay? Plus JRPGs and VNs still have more gameplay than walking simulators.

Most Holla Forumsirgins skip cutscenes, ignore tutorials, go through as little dialogue as possible, and then complain about bad game design and storyline
Pure conjecture again, this is the only one that made me cringe, I really hope people on Holla Forums don't pull this Arin-tier shit of skipping dialouge and complaining "what do I do? Where do I go? This game sucks"

Dark Souls and Fallout New Vegas
The only games Holla Forumsirgins will soak up the atmosphere and story of
This is just blatantly not true.

Most Holla Forumsirgins have never seen an Atari 2600 in real life, let alone a Magnavox Odyssey
So?

The average Holla Forumsirgin hates VR, but still wants to live in a world where their waifu exists
The issue is that VR in it's current state is shit, not that VR is inherently shit.

The average Holla Forumsirgin hates LGBT and furry characters in video games, despite fapping to hermaphrodite hyper cocked hyenas every night
What?

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

i doubt it. sure there are people who bought it but no one here is that silly

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

and where are you getting this info from?
it seems that you pulled it out of your ass

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

My comments on some of :

The average Holla Forumsirgin hates LGBT and furry characters in video games, despite fapping to hermaphrodite hyper cocked hyenas every night

You are shitting yourself. The reason why you don't see so much furryporn is /furry/index.html. Bam! Here you go. The other half is about shoehorned in gay characters. If sucking cock is your only defining feature of you, you are a pretty boring person.

The Holla Forumsirgins who spend most of their time playing video games only play RTS, JRPG and VN genres. They also tend to complain about walking simulators having no gameplay.

Stronlgy disagree. Other genres you have ignored are Grand Strategy, Arena Shooters, Simulators, WRPGs, racing games and ARPGs.

Most of the shit comes directly from OPs asshole. This thread sole purpose seems to be antagonizing oldfags.

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