OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING #45 WITH SEAN "WWIII WILL BE FOUGHT WITH ANIME" SPICER!

What's with the muh Russia shit resurfacing?
Trump still hasn't done enough for the neocons, more blackmail needed?

There's a hearing later today about it. The short answer is the press believes their own bullshit.

I stand corrected. That might just be, word for word, what April says today.

Oh shit almost missed the joint press conference, trump is talking.

no vanilla? no future

There has not been a winning bingo card in the 5 times it has been made. These press briefings are hard to predict. If any user wants to play I can post the next one, or the basic blank bingo card if any user wants to try and make one for next time

I haven't attended any of these in a week or two. Have I missed anything good?

Yesterdays was pretty good even if it had no Spicer.

Not really.

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Yesterday! Look up yesterdays briefing. One of the best so far.

Thanks.

Also, the Palestinian PM seems to be brown-nosing Trump pretty hard.

He ought to be, given Trump's been brown nosing the Israelis pretty hard.
Poor bastard is probably just hoping he survives to see 2020.

if he isn't on yet there is a live briefing with james comey going on, and the retards keep droning on about muh russia.

Fuck off with your slide thread, shill

forgot the link

Well, I like how they left off. Trump said that he'd always heard the hardest deal to make would be between the Israelis and the Palestinians, so let's prove it wrong.

I'd like there to be a deal because Israel will obviously be the one to violate it, which may spark some backlash.

What?

Reported. Kill yourself.

the only ones who should kill themselves, are you

wewlad, very blatant

Reported.

Weakest shit i've seen in a long time m8y

The Gook fears the smug like a vampire fears the sun.

The Jew fears the Samurai. It always rings true.

Still not tired of trying so hard?

This fucking cuck on the Comey stream

Meh. The Israelis have been cunts for decades, and nobody in the West seems to give a shit except us and the 3rd world worshiping pinko scum.

I fucking missed you Gook

Who is this 'gook' fella?

Wew lads.

Still assmad about the lemonparty thread gook?

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I missed you to lad.

b-but muh lemons…

Just another name for goon.

I wonder which Gundam series is Spicer's favorite?

Spicer is probably watching some Gundum right now. Do we know if that autistic gundum costume was actually him?

Eesh… These threads are always cancerous in the extreme.

I wonder who's his waifu

Probably obviously Asuka

It was most likely just him taking the picture.
That's not to say he isn't a weeb though.

The only way he isn't a weeb is if he has a friend/family member who really likes anime, and he was just dragged along to Katsucon. (But ended up enjoying it?)
I think it's pretty likely that he watched Gundam when it came out in English in the 80s?, and he's only a casual anime fan.

Asuka a shit.

I honestly don't think he's ever seen Eva. On the off-chance he actually is into anime, he probably only likes the entry-tier stuff.

You don't have to pretend with us, Spicer.

WE ONLINE

WE'RE LIVE

we're live

>asuka not best gril

BAKA

Probably not going to get a bingo again this time, posting it anyway though

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Can't argue against that specially the 2nd statement

It begins

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LIVE NOW

THE SPICE MAN COMMETH

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What did kek mean by this?

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spicy time

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CHKD

quick fix

Asuka is a NIGGER

I'd shat my pants desu

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Nice.

Reifags get out

implying Rei isn't a toilet

HEINE-SENSEI BEST CHARACTER OF THE SEASON

Rei can go fuck herself too
Evangelion was shit.

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THANKS SEAN

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LGBT BTFO

bahahahahah FAGGOT

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I don't follow.

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What is this March?

OYYYYY VEEEEEEEEEEY

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>triggered fag freaking out over the [email protected]/* */ community

Somehow, a Christian bakery not wanting to make a gay wedding cake is discrimination.

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What sort of guilt trip shit is that?

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SOMEONE PLEEZ THINK OF DA CHILDREN!

That anime looks like shit desu

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they won't
user, isn't the point of bingo that each person has a different card? If you have the .xcf file I'd probably use it.

THE MAD MAN

Which billy?
There are a lot

BLOATED CORPSE HILLARY BTFO

I went out to smoke a cigarette real quick what happened

Reporter spiced?

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wew

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so is Tiffany officially the better daughter now?

Maybe but she also shouldn't get involved in politics

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She always was, user

Spicy af.

So many digits in this thread

There's only one daughter user.

Ivanka Trump killed herself in 2009. Now there is only Yael Kushner.

Digits

MUH RUSSIA

AHAHAHAHAHHAHHSFKAHHFUCK

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Wew lad.

BINGO

jesus christ why the fuck does Comey still have a job?

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those are just cut-scenes. Pic related is what it looks like the majority of the time.

yea i call bullshit. ive been listening no NK or trump tweets yet

Filthy snork Duty will cleanse the Zone

Which anime is it? I hate it when animus have those retarded scenes

God that fucking guys face

Is that nigger april there?

"The president tweeted X about Director Comey
Sean said the president sees NK as the biggest threat in the world.

Was just about to say, what the fuck is up with his nose?

Yeah, I think she's next to the nu-male who asked about preexisting conditions earlier.

SEAN SEAN SEAN

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heavyrain.webm

muh chillrums

It's called the Royal Tutor. It looks like fujoshit form the cover art, but it's actually not at all. It's one of my favourite currently-airing series. It basically follows a tutor in a 19th century not-germany called in by the king to tutor his sons and prepare them for becoming next-in-line for the throne if the crown-prince is not able to become king.

It's quite light-hearted with well-placed comedy, although it might not be for everyone. The cut-scenes don't happen often enough to be intrusive. I would suggest checking it out.

IMAGE OF THE WALL INCOMING

YOU ASKED

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HE CAME PREPARED FOR (((THEIR))) TRICKS

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Spicer is smug today

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SO THAT'S YOUR ANSWER CHARLIE

BTFO

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, CHARLIE

He has been handling these manchildren for 40+ briefings, he knows their tricks by now.

Charlie btfo

mfw the meds kick in

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SPICY AS FUCK

WHAT IS IT THO SEAN
IT'S NOT A WALL, IT'S A WALL THOUGH RIGHT?
IT'S A FENCE WALL RIGHT?

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Its a wall
its a wall
its a wall

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TAKE TURNS

The most Jewish of arguments.

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Is charlie retarded?

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mp4 user needs to catch this part and post here

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Lemon fags are here.

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

It is technically a fence, but one that identifies as a wall, and will be going through the transitional phase shortly.

easily filter-able
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God what I would give to hear him respond with something like that…

30 minutes and still no Kushner questions but 2 fags asking if its a fence or wall?

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To any niggers who panic (or (((pretend))) to) because muh fence. Let me tell ya something. When the nigger hordes came to Europe, Hungary had a fence erected, the fence was part of why the entire western press has been shittalking Orban ever since. The fence (it really just was a wire fence) reduced the amount of migrants nationwide from tenthousands per day to hundreds. That is how fucking much a fucking fence does.

Holy shit these people…

It's communism all over again.

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get a loada this skank

It's hard to call it a fence when it's GIANT FUCKING POLES OF STEEL. It's technically both, so of course they're going to say it's a fence.

But user the illegals can simply lube them selves up and slide between the metal bars!

Thank You Sean

AUTISTIC SCREENCHING

AUTISTIC SCREECHING

Time to watch the French Debate lads

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They are upset that he didn't answer if its a wall or a fence for the 4th time.

That mp4

What a bunch of kids.

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Wew, we need to get Pajeet hooked up with this scowling whore. Perhaps he can correct her attitude.

Another great candidate for Pajeet. Get her ass scrubbing clothes on banks of the Ganges.

But he wants brazilian reporter gf

Now this is some ancient goddamn memeing right here.

that is her, you faggot

Damn, you are correct user. She's looking a bit ragged these days.

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Jesus, I couldn't tell.

Holy fucking shit this faggot is obnoxious.
The guy deserves a medal for not losing his patience.

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discord.gg/f4ZpS7q

uwuuu~~~

if it's not G and Allenby, confirmed for manlet.

begone acidcucks, didn't you fuck up GG enough?

dubs confirm
Reminds me of some /f/-tier OC though. Wish I knew what happened to the CD I burned all my swfs on.

lol reminded me of napalming a Witch in L4D

>all these saved by the bell flashbacks right now

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10/10 le comedy gold

todays is going to be with the deputy press secretary, sarah sanders

Is anyone watching?