This flop stopped being funny, I can't even laugh at this cruelty. I feel bad for them

This flop stopped being funny, I can't even laugh at this cruelty. I feel bad for them.

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So is it just a TF2 clone like Overwatch?

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its an fps assfaggots

Somebody post the image of the game being sold for €10 at a German shop.

Fuck Gearbox.
They deserve everything this flop brings and more.
Every employee there deserves to lose their jobs, and Randy Pitchford should be sued into bankruptcy.

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It's more closely related to MOBA's more than TF2. Game is a chaotic mess of ideas that clash with each other. You've already got the terrible humor of borderlands, then to try to make it an e-sport with sub 30fps in matches with combat that just gets cluttered with flashy effects that blend with the background against waves of enemies and I just don't understand why they thought it was a good idea to sell it so close to, not a direct competitor in Overwatch, but a fps that clearly was far superior in quality to it. It failed harder than Evolve did within its time span and that is saying a lot at the colossal failure they produced here. Karma finally caught up to them.

Jesus fucking Christ.
MICROSOFT SOLD MORE BONERS IN JAPAN.
That's how bad this figure is.

Has stillborn surpassed evolve in no players yet?

EVEN THE ORDER SOLD BETTER THAN THIS GAME, SOMEONE POST THE GOD AWFUL ACTION FIGURES MADE FOR THIS HEAP OF SHIT.

I swear if this shit doesn't kill Gearbox there is no justice in this world.

Overwatch is a TF2-like (not a full clone, but still pretty close).

Battleborn is a FPS MOBA.
It's far closer to Warframe than it is from Overwatch or TF2.

What's that user? You think it flopped more than twice as hard as Evolve? Now that's just crazy!

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BRAVO, GEARBOX!

How do you think 9th gen is going to be. Are they going to start calling consoles media centers and Steam will become a digital entertainment store.

Kek. Hopefully gearbox does something just as stupid again and dies a pitiful death.

they are just going to make another memelands and normalfags will eat that shit up

CRASHING

Presequel was a flop, so no, they won't.

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They also made Brothers in Arms and the first Borderlands was meh, what the fuck happened.

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I don't think they can rely on Borderlands for long. They've already milked it a lot.

There were so many commercials during prime time TV, I wonder how much this game lost. Or did people buy it, found it out it was shit and instantly stopped playing it?

Did they try to create a Brianna Wu figure or what? That shit's horrendous, holy fuck, my eyes.

:^)

They'll probably make Borderlands: The VR Game and try to survive on that.

What the fuck is wrong with his head?

>homeworld IP bought by bethesta

It's supposed to be that size

That just raises more questions than it answers.

someone at cuckbox likes gungrave

I think a contributing factor between Battleborn's and Overwatch's success are the character designs. It's obvious that the Overwatch characters went through dozens if not hundreds of redesigns in order to be as appealing and marketable as possible, whereas Battleborn characters look like something out of a high school notebook.

Gearbox was smoking tough herb

Apparently this guy was in a new band of brothers game where that was the artstyle so this makes even LESS sense than it did before

I've seen this character several times and he gets me each and every single one.

This is exactly what gearbox deserves for their painful mediocrity.

Not a massive, painful controversy that they can milk for attention and sympathy, but a horrid flop that will sit as a grotesque black mark on the resume of everyone who worked on it.

Combined with the clusterfuck that was Aliens Colonial Marines, they'll be done for.

Bon Voyage Meme Goblins!

I wish, they'll probably find some way to survive.

Homeworld 3
KICKSTARTER

Rumors say that they've sunk a bigger budget than both Memelands games combined into Battleborn.

This was going to be their big flagship title for the foreseeable future. They were probably already planning on a few seasons passes worth of DLC and merchandising out the ass.

Remember, their iconic and highly marketable character from their last few games was a fucking box on wheels with stick arms.

This aint a yid board

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What the fuck were they smoking?
Did they honestly thought they could go against Waifuwatch?

I JUST WANTED BORDERLANDS 3 PITCH-FORD. I'M NOT EVEN THAT HARD TO PLEASE SINCE I LIKED 2 BEFORE YOU FUCKED THAT UP WITH LEVEL CAP DLC.

you're very close

is it noodle? Why the fuck would they censor that?

…You know, it really could be noodle. I wouldn't put it past them.

I was thinking nipple.

I think its shit-faced
Last word is either noodle or nipple.

Pre Sequel flopped so hard they shut down the studio that made it, and it was still more successful than battleborn.

I still want to fuck the robot

It honestly doesn't make sense, more so because every single character in Stillborn looks like they've came from completely different games.


It probably had somehow less money put into it that Battleborn on top of that.


End it Randy

Who is randy
The butler robot is a qt
Also why is there no torrents yet? Is it because ded gaem or is there an always online portion or what

One thing I liked that overwatch didn't have vs battleborn was the fact that I could look down and see my body. It's rare, and with certain characters that would be rad as fuck. Like looking down as dva and seeing her mech, or getting to stare at zenyatta's duds. Also to appreciate the skins aside from mashing your camera against the wall and taunting. not like I wanted to stare at dva or widowmaker's chests or anything

No need to torrent it when it'll be in bargain bins within a month for a few cents

Can't wait I'm gonna make so much battle born porn when it is
Fucking don't wanna give gearbox a single cent ever though

You'll make history as the only person that made porn, or even fan art.

But the game is always online and nobody plays it, so theres that

Reminder that Anthony Burch wrote for this flop.
Head to 5:27.

Why not draw porn now?

Of all the terrible decisions they put into this game, this one puzzles me the most.

How do you a porn of a game with such repulsive and schizophrenic characters?

This looks like it was designed by one of those fujoshits that draw yaoi doujinshi.

Why is just Yaoi where the proportions that are just so blatantly QUALITY? Yeah, I know other genres and books have issues with QUALITY, but it's just so prominent in Yaoi.

I refuse to believe you.

Cancer begets cancer and faggot fetishes are the most cancerous.

Because fujoshi will buy yaoi regardless of actual quality, simply because it's yaoi.

Milf hentai has it in spades.
The same shit proportions, just with tits to offer even more shit proportions.

At the very least, couldn't they keep his personality straight? What does Burch even do anymore, anyway? I can't imagine people touch his crap with a 50-foot pole

i'm cracking up here.
The similitude is uncanny.

Battleborn has repulsive Gearbox "humor" & copious amounts of boredom-inducing bullet sponges. It was always doomed.

I don't know if he does anything at all. He's not exactly talented.

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Since when did Japan started making Slenderman yaoi doujins?

I fucked pretty much every attractive woman I met in The Witcher 3 & got Cirilla's "traveling daughter & papa Witchers" ending. That's Geralt's lifestyle so ending up with a companion that doesn't tie him down, that lets him be Geralt, is pretty good IMO.

So does anyone have any webms of the actual game?
I really don't wanna go looking for a video of this steaming pile of shit.

So the joke is "muscle men who like big guns are overcompensating for their tiny dick" but instead of having a tiny cock he has a tiny head?

Who the hell designed this?

You know, I was easily one of the worse artists in my Drawing class and even my proportions weren't anywhere near dogshit

His legs are pretty tiny too.

I hope this game's failure kills Gearbox

yeah, even the character himself complains about having a tiny head


i can make one for you

HUMOR

Say what you will about Blizzard and Overwatch but I'm glad at least one Western company is targeting the waifu-seeking demographic.

I don't even like Blizzard, but you can't say they don't polish their shit to a sheen.

Can't blame them. Waifus are a surefire way to bring in the cash.

Need the next Borderlands to flop then hopefully they'll go back to just doing ports.

I got 40 seconds into it before I had to turn it off. It feels like some high schoolers trying to be funny for a video project or something.

My youtube proposed to watch list is spamed by Kotaku's "battleborn opening cartoon is awesome" or something like that. It is funny, because I removed Kotaku few years ago from my youtube subs.

this, bioshit should take notes

As a beaner, I appreciate Reaper's barn owl theme.

Shitty game though, I played the beta for free and I still feel ripped off.

Waifu confirmed

I can't get over that face. It looks like Reggie with facepaint.

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This is some really horrible.. Something I don't even. How did they think this was good.. Especially that floppy hand shit flailing about while your walking around that shit needs to not be a thing.

gay?

WAHAHAHAHA someone got paid to write this

I don't fuck people named Reggie.

He's a 'writer'/background extra for a shitty youtube channel.

people named reggie fuck you

Wow, this game just looks so fucking boring to play.

Holy shit that's just a perfect storm of bad; audio quality, writing, voice acting, gameplay, it's all shit.

I got a headache listening to this.
Thanks.

That guy should've stuck to making Engorge ads. At least those lended themselves to his voice.

oh boy, bootleg thread

Weak.

got you covered fam

one thing i never saw anyone mention about this game is that you can look down and see your feet

It looks so wooden.

Unfortunately, the game is bad.

Everything else is actually pretty good, except for robot racemixing.

That's actually cool. Wish more games did that so it feels like first person, not "invisible camera placed where your character aims." I worded that badly but shut up.

Also wrong WebM.

Those are the weakest death animations I've seen since ragdolls were invented.

my bad


gearbox is shit at gravity, this game is as floaty as the original borderlands, and probably all of the games they've done since

never forgetti

is the book available in English?

This is indeed pretty sad to see, but I can't ever have too much sympathy for people who want to cash in on any form of multiplayer craze. Plus, what the fuck were they thinking releasing this close to overmeme ? That never ends well for anybody.

A company being commissioned ? To do what and by who ?

they took money from Alien and put it into Boredomlands

They were supposed to make aliens colonials marines with the money given to them by sega, instead, they outsourced the game to some unknown company, used all the budget to create borderlands, false advertised the game that got sega to a fucking court after which THEY had to pay one million burgers because gearbox lied, and delivered a broken turd of a game.
The funniest part is that Randy Pitchfuck is either a psychopath or simply mindkilled himself because he still claims that the game is perfectly fine and that they did nothing wrong.

Why does the weapon take up almost half the screen?

Not to defend the art, but if you paid attention in your drawing class, you'd know that when designing characters, you often exaggerate features and take away mass from others. In the case of an extremely bulky, strong character, you'd have 60% of their body be the torso, 30% be the legs, and 10% be the head. It's actually the recipe for a successful caricature.

The problem is that they fucked it up.

What is disgusting is how they try to defend the megaton thing.
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coz its a dota clone, all you need to see is HP bars.

so just another piece of shit following the overwash trend.

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im high as a kite and i didnt laugh once. i want to like it but whatever
why does it remind me of ratchet and clank?

worst dubs.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU CUNT

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alright

Thank you

=The environment and snow in particular emulates the look of the PS2 games a bit.

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Don't do it, stand up to him.

Bob, you cheeky cunt. I love ya.

I'm not trying to defend battleborn its a shit game but that image isn't true. OP switched the numbers:

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What is the link?
Is it the steamspy or something on steam i'm not familiar with?

Go on the community hub of any game, you'll see the amount of people currently playing.

No it's Saturday Night Combat, but with singleplayer, Memelands humor and MOBA-esque character cast.

Nope, not seeing it.

top right, under Store Page button, View Stats

Yeah, doesn't seem like it's always displayed.

you are either pulling my leg user, or i'm actually retarded.
These are just achievements.

Well that ruins it, what's the point of lying about it?

OP you faggot.

This is not comedy, this is bottom of the barrel non-medy. The voice acting is trash, the lines are trash. This is as soul-less as it gets.

There's a lesson to be learned from this

The situation (an AI going a bit insane and roleplaying as a fictional being) could work, but yes, everything is so shitty that it doesn't.

the numbers change throughout the day it aint static.

Blizzard fucked up when they didn't make every character in Overwatch a waifu. Massively missed opportunity to sell shittons of clothing DLC and keep the game relatively free of cunts.

get real, waifu fags are as much of cunts as casuals and tryhards just a different breed of shitter.

Of course, but they're also good goys that happily buy lots of DLC for their waifus. The person you replied too was not talking about a wasted opportunity to make the game better, they were saying it was a wasted opportunity to milk the waifufags of everything they've got.

Pure waifus would've alienated normalfags who want to play generic buff human male.

Indeed, this is why there are small Japanese companies that pander to niche audiences and still survive.

come on now

How is that a bad thing? Niche devs should take every step imaginable to alienate as many normalfags as possible.


But Overwatch is a success.

Yeah, I said it'd be GOTY earlier in the thread. I just don't want them to have more money.

I just want more porn fuel, I could give less of a shit about Blizzard. Far as I care they can keep their cancerous fanbase contained, same as BioWare does with theirs.

Because Blizzard want to make lots of money from plebs. Have you missed the last decade or something?

Like holy shit
this game has nearly dead playerbase but I bet they're gonna keep it running for years to come
Anybody remember Dawngate by EA?
That game actually had a decent playerbase and EA pulled the plug on it in less than half a year´
Same with Age of Empires Online and Battleforge.

I am so fucking mad

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I don't want them to succeed, I'm just saying what they should have done if they wanted to make more money. I want consumers to wake up to the fact that games made in the current year have shallow and mindless gameplay compared to what we got a decade ago, and I don't blame the developers for this because consumers are the ones supporting it.

If this was an amiiboo it wouldve sold like hotcakes

If it will cause Gearbox to finally die i WANT Blizzard and Overwatch to succeed.

Who else is hyped for the sequel?

needs more ice cream mei

yeah the best way to troll Battleborn fans is to compare it to Overwatch.

I want a batglove set

3rd one's face actually looks better on the figure because it's at least not manface GRRRRRRRRRL POWER bullshit.

Battleborn going to become free to play in less than a year.

Reminds me of Wildstar, and we all know how well that game ended up both before and after it went f2p.

Is this game base on that RAPRAT creepypasta?

Overwatch thread is starting to leak, can we keep it to 1 cancerous game at a time?

Wildstar was actually doing better than Battleborn for a short while until they let A single tranny feminists Censor all the female characters to have smaller tits and asses.

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I'm pretty sure that the shilling period for it is over seeing how it sold ten million + units.

Wildstar was literally WoW+ In space. I don't know why it failed, was it really because of muh feminism?

Not so sure of that, either way its still ASSFAGGOTS/CRAPCUNTS

if WoW launched in it's current state today it would fail. WoW's success was a product of it's time and there won't be a recreation of it's success until a new threshold in internet usage is broken.

Waifu baiting was one of it's major marketing push. if not the most.

To be fair, evolve actually sold well and made a considerable profit.

Wildstar is a solid game that imrpoves a lot on the WoW formula, combat is really good.

Unfortunately, despite the lore being interesting they decided to go for the "lel so quirky" borderlands style of exposition, which makes everything incredibly fucking annoying.

It's also filled to the brim with pointless shit and has bad performance.

It didn't fail because of muh feminism, it failed because they made poor decisions while making the game.

I feel like Mei is just their way to force their "Fat is beautiful" meme

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eew gross, i played a Male Draken Stalker, felt I was playing as a Predator Alien.

Mei isn't fat, she's thick and has a polar jacket on her.

The user in pic related pegged Gearboxes humor. It's just dripping with this lame 'irony' bullshit.

So this is the power… Of Super Sand Lesbian… Wow…*

Has there been any official version of her character model where you can see how she looks under the jacket?

Like some bikini suit or such stuff as arent those models used for SFM and such usually custom made?

thick != lardwhale

Mei is their way of appealing to people like me that really like thick girls, because clearly their goal in most of the character designs was to make waifus. It's all about having a diverse cast of waifus because if they all appeal to the same type of person (look at Dead or Alive), less people will be interested in the game. Of course I'm not a good goy and hate the game itself, but I'm happy they made Mei because of all the thick asian hentai it has spawned.

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Do you have any proof she's "merely" thick and not just a hambeast?

Nevermind. I just realised that's a phone.

There's this.

notice the relatively skinny face and the fact that her coat is very thick.

Daaayyymn that's neat.

To be fair it is concept art

yeah
Burch

It also failed because no one got the memo that old school mmo mechanics aren't fun when you get over the nostalgia faggotry.

What's an MMO mechanic?

When you realized the girl your dating in real life looks like a loli mei

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Pics or it didn't happen.

I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your loli doujins.

heres proof of mai waifu

How many shoulder shrugs and curls do I need to do to reach Battle Born mode?

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Nice try FBI

just inject shark roids directly into your hands.

anyone have pics of that guy that injected plastic into his body to hjave huge fake muscles then his body started to decay live?

Gunny how both of the sexiest characters play exactly the same and manage to remain fat despite always having to be on the move all the time. Except for the fucking camping backburner faggots.

was the pyro's sex ever confirmed?

By god.

I played through the entirety of Rogue Warrior and BRINK quite contently with little to no complaints as I had fun with both, this is a whole new level of utterly un-fun shit.

Battleborn is a FPS MOBA
Overwatch is an FPS PVP
TF2 is a TPS PVP
Warframe is an FPS PVE

how is battleborn like warframe?

Wait, where's the unrealistic armor brigade on this one? Wearing a heavy winter jacket in warm weather wouldn't just be impractical, it would be intolerable. Bitch could pass out from just standing around sweltering. Much dumber than boob plates unless she's trying to give hints that she's being controlled by a Drakh Keeper or something.

I know what you mean, it's like watching dying animal.

I take it back about the dying animal, I am laughing so hard it hurts now.

Yes, they change, but not that radically.
OP is a faggot that tried to start a shit thread.

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Nope. I always imagined it was a fat psychopath.

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You had one fucking job. One. And you fuck it up.

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I was making this

kek we are two of soul

Her weapon freezes shit so hard she needs the outfit, I guess?

Inspired by this comment on the video

Kek

FUCK THIS CUCK MILLENIAL AND HIS SHITTY MISPLACED QUESTION MARK

triggered

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social justice cucks are a paid mob and megacorps like Blizzard are the ones writing the cheques. you do the math.

Jews?

Battleborn should have encouraged more porn.

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It looks like Kenny just went SSJ2.

That really is the cherry on top of the shitpost

>the quote All Units Be Advised: Feminism Is Awesome is activated when you kill Phoebe who multiple times
okay, now that that's been explained it's almost funny

oh my god shut the fuck up. Shut the fucking fuck up god dammit it's nonstop blathering

I didn't even know this existed. These moba esque character based fps always sound so generic.
Who even thought the name Battleborn would be okay? I swear the words "Born" and "Fall" are the trend for these past two years when it comes to naming video games. Should have named it Fallenborn or something.

Starborn Battlefall: Craft of the ancients

Genius

I see what you did there

Pretty well?

The stream release brought in tons of new players, if you started today you'd have no issue playing the game like normal. Release was rocky but the F2P model saved it.

what did you expect

She isn"t a midget i swear…. she just underage.

What he doing playing a sexist rape cultural game?

He plays these kind of games so he can see what it feels like to be a man.

I'm fairly certain Tracer can't remove her chest device, or she'll get lost in time again.

Who the fuck cares faggot

My god, and I thought they were toning down the memeland tier shit. I truly see why it flopped, I can feel the cancer reeking from this shit.

Looked on their website and they are releasing dlc and continueing updates, even though they have the game 50% for the sale when its only a month old

It's porn you dingbat. I'm sure Widow can't keep equipment that large in her bodysuit, but you don't see anyone talking about it.
How autistic can one person be?

He actually cares about overwatch's "lore".

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He's so big his melee attack is a flick of his fingers, Hilarious

kek'd heartily

I will admit I do like his melee. You could say its clever.

I was ranked in the top 200 for Dawngate… the only assfaggots I ever enjoyed. I still get the craving to play and I will never get to scratch that itch

There is something slightly depressing about this.

Its like being a failed creation of some God who just didn't give a shit about you and to people who cast you out. So to a heap of trash they will go where they will sit for all eternity as they ever so slowly decay. And these lonely unwanted emulations of life will wish to no longer exist but will not be granted the mercy of death. A cold plastic smile that hides centuries of pain and neglect. The plastic they were made in will be both their life blood and their curse as that which gave them life is that which will refuse to grant them death. So there they will sit for a millennia, their God has died and those that have shunned them have gone, even the knowledge of what and for who they were created shall be lost and yet they still will not die.


Something about objects representing living things that are abandoned always bums me out
I guess it reminds me of humanities own existential crisis, are we just some divine mistake, are we God's unwanted children ?

Tell me you don't seriously care about the "lore" of memewatch.

Almost never? It's always within a person's power to decide whether or not they sin. Satan's just there to point you towards it. With that in mind, I suppose the sentence is still technically true.

Bluto?

It is pretty sad. They were pretty much the last guys in line for the MOBA trend and had to watch the line for the Overwatch clones queue up while doing it.

i want to plow the mermaids slimy vagina

People will buy any trash as long as there's some eye candy to distract their tiny brains?

Shit-fucked, titty-fucking dick-nipple

What is the name of the company that produced these so I may know to avoid them in the future?

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Captain Cold of DC Comic wears basically the same outfit (Except with snow goggles) and uses a similar "freeze gun." No one complained when he does it.

Yeah she mentions she's overdressed, but she has like a liquintrogen backpack and is fighting men with dragons coming out of there swords

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I didn`t knew the situation was THIS bad

My god how can you fuck up this bad