What games actually include thicc girls/hot moms in them?

Strike three, you're out.

Those aren't problem glasses though, and her tits are hardly saggy at all. I'm sorry breasts don't look the way they do in anime you weeaboo butt pirate.

Heh, hate to break it to you fam, but she actually looks a lot like my girlfriend. Process that.

I like fat asses and thick thighs as much as anybody else but Bayonetta can't be described as "thick" by any metric

no one was talking about bayonetta but we can if you want to

She is very very tall but the butt quota is insane.

OP talked about Bayonetta

oh shit, didn't see that

What is it about this fat gook that makes her so alluring?

There is a very thin (heh) line between thick and fat. Your Mei crosses that line.

I don't think this butt is good. Looks too small and too bony, not appealing at all.

She is one of the most perfect characters ever.

thick= Smallest measurement in the middle
fat= Largest measurement in the middle
the ratio maters, sir mixalot was wise.

Quit posting obese chicks you faggots.
Thicc =/= obese

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I'm not bothered to look for disgusting fat women pics but you are very wrong.

nigger really?

how can a man be so broken?

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The word he's thinking of is kink. It's different than a fetish.

I actually prefer muscle girls to thick girls… which makes it a shame how Blizzard handled their muscle girl.

A relationship is 50% friendship and 50% being sexually attracted to the other person. If they don't fit your (reasonable) fetishes, why are you with them? That's how cheating happens.

I had embed related running while I opened that webm. I chuckled heartily.

Hilariously, she's actually one of the "racist" characters in the game. IE: hates the robot people.

Zarya's character is fucking awesome, other than the pink hair. She is strong (obviously) and hates the omnics with good reason. She isn't chatacterized as the sissy omniclivesmatter type she is also a top tier hero

fuck off with your tumblrshit mixed with niggerspeak

That's not right,
What was wrong was you saying that having the smallest measurement in the middle means a person can't be fat and is just thick.

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no.

If she looked more like this her design would have been a lot better.

Hair and face unless they changed it slightly from the reveal trailer. She looks pretty ugly… though I have seen her with normal looking brown hair via edits and it look a hundred times better. To bad her alternates just make her worse.

the arctic skin looks fucking bad ass on her

no need to be so insulting friendo, i just want to fuck that fat ass and watch it ripple with the pounding.

Is that so wrong?

3D COCHON DÉGOÛTANT

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That doesn't look too bad. I was referring more to the one that somehow managed to make her even more tumblr.

fuck off

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Believe me no one is more mad than me about how shitty Mei's skins are.

Like this one?
I can agree with you there, nobody looks good with a pink half-shave, or any half-shave at all really.
WHY IS THE HALF-SHAVE A THING?

Obligatory.

Feels bad

Fuck off niggers

Yep, that's the one. It's a shame we didn't get this.

People have started calling it a "side-mullet" lately so hopefully this puts them off it in future.

wew

Have you ever fantasized about sneaking into the olympic village and taking part in their hardbody orgies? Think about it. All the world's top athletes living together in a small area. People who shunned all other pursuits in life to become the best at what they do, who have inhuman, surging hormone levels and probably no time in their lives for romance. Then they see each other competing in events, all those perfect bodies barely contained in skintight spandex, short shorts, and tank-tops. There's no way they aren't fucking each others' brains out at the end of the day once the news cameras leave.

wew

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so imagine how large pochaco will be now…

Fatchi is justice.

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The difference is the right amount of Fat to make the Body a smooth canvas into the pallet of champions Both in legs and breasts

I've always called it a lesbian combover

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Like this?

video games

3DPD, everybody.

You arent even trying anymore.

That's like. Wrong man.

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You have no power here goon.

Epic downvote my fellow redditor :)

I'm just saying, think of the sexual ferocity those people must have. All those bottled up urges, all that testosterone, in a body that's been crafted specifically for strength, speed, and endurance. Nobody here would be able to keep up. But I'd damn well try.

Oh I now how who you are. You're the mamachan shitposter who is insecure and thinks everybody who shits on your non-vidya threads are goons.

OP is the only redditfag here.

>He really is from reddit

If you arent a goon you are a summerfag so FYI, the "patrick bateman in a suit of armour" image macro variant is exclusively used by Goons. You might use it without knowing this but you are still going to be called out on it like someone posting something with a 'taken from 9gag' watermark.

yo where the video games

Sage isn't a downvote, how can it be a downvote when it does nothing at all?

Prove it.

haha your thread was bumplocked, redditfag

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I came in here for vidya girls and I all got was a bunch of retards shitflinging.

If only thickness wasnt so rare in vidya nowadays.

We did it, Reddit!

I only opened this thread for the porn and lewds, but it wasn't to be.

Gotchu covered fam

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Part of the problem was his use of the word thicc. Dunno why people have started using that, I've only seen it in the past month or so.
Enough with the niggerspeak, just call them thick.

Musclegirls are the exception to "3DPD." they actually have the willpower to improve themselves, and that willpower extends to traits beyond just physical. Their hormone levels are more tilted towards testosterone, so they're less emotional and illogical, but still female. They learned dedication from their fitness pursuits, so they are more loyal and less flighty. And their bodies are the ideal human female shape as long as they're anywhere under 12% body fat. Fitness has direct correlation to the quality of the person overall.

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Personally, I more admire their commitment and perseverance. Those are two very admirable traits and I think it reflects well in their bodies. I imagine it would also reflect in a relationship that would be very fulfilling.

Neither. I can appreciate the amount of effort required to maintain a good body, and since I started being fit myself, I have begun to recognize recurring themes in types of people. Even the fit alpha males that imageboard citizens loathe so much, "chads" or "dudebros" or whatever we're calling them now, are actually better people than we here. We hate them because, what? They are perceived as bullies? Women prefer them? They have social lives?
When I was a fat piece of shit who passed judgement on everyone who crossed my line of sight, I was fully expecting some musclebound jock to make fun of me in the gym. But it never once happened. In fact, they gave me advice, encouraged me, celebrated the fact that I was still showing up after my first month, and spotted for me. Sure they grunt dramatically and show off when they lift, but they fucking earned the right. That shit's difficult and it gets slightly easier when you imagine yourself as a superhero and yell.
Come to think of it, I don't ever remember actually being bullied by a jock in school. My bullies were a scrawny redneck who grew up to be a meth dealer, and a manlet kid with a napoleon complex. The jocks in my school also formed a large percentage of the band and the honor roll.
And women preferring them- well shit, would you rather fuck someone beautiful or a fatass/scrawny shit who doesn't take care of themselves? That's just envy on our part.

Our hatred of fit normalfags is delusion and straw-grasping enforced by the media. We're all slightly broken, mentally, which compounded over years of our lives to form bigger problems, and we formed an imaginary enemy to take our frustrations out on. The ones we should be hating are the people who don't try. The ones who sit behind a computer all day bitching about stupid nonsense instead of improving their lives. Tumblr. Facebook addicts. Ourselves.

Nice

Looks like you're growing up, man. That's good.

Deal with it fag

I won't have to, that's the trick.

You can't fight coonspeak.
Remember when 'fam' and 'smh' was pretty strange back in September/October?

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so much for that bumplock amirite

Gentlemen, let us cease this pointless arguments and post the much needed slightly erotic content.

I don't have actual thick, but maybe this meager ara contribution might ease your souls.

ara is fine too.

UHHHH THICKERRR

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WHERES THICK

I bet hidden corsets are necessary.