I'm not a weeaboo anymore because of all the moeshit, but this reminds me of better days in the early 2000s...

I thought it was an expected value function

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But user, porn is the only thing that would improve mobile gaming!

If you do buy it make sure to get the official decensor. Apparently they aren't allowed to sell the uncensored version through Steam directly, but they can link the patch in the Discussion section.

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Oh, right there's a steam sale. I guess I should prepare for even more shit threads like this.

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It's fun enough and easy to pirate. Gets a bit challenging later on because the score goal continually rises. Beli is best girl but none are really bad except the chainsmoking gravel-voiced milf

>there are people on Holla Forums RIGHT NOW that bought hunniepoop and would recommend it

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I'll give it a try.

It's like thinking all vidya are FPS games and then being shocked that most games aren't just that. To point out how stupid this sounds. The video game equivalent would be this.
You complain about moeshit and you want to pick up a puzzle dating sim. I'm not sure if this is quality bait or if you're truly just that ignorant and not self aware of what you're doing and asking.

Wouldn't that be like a more modern Eternal September?

did i say i liked moeshit? No. I said theo opposite.

>>>/halfchan/

It may as well be

Can't laugh when she's dead.

;_;

shitty advertising on 8cheng?

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i whish there was a decent dating sim whit young adul and adult women and whitout the high school crap, also where the characters acts like real women, hunipop gave that feeling

I'd rather play the dating mode or whatever its called in DOAX3. Looks similar to Huniepop but ya know… with actual moments of gameplay.

Your new is showing

You type like a 10 year old boy.

Also dating sims suck dick and are for hopeless weebs. RTS and shooters are best genre.

What are some porn VNs that don't have shallow whores in them? I'd like to care about the character I jerk off to.

you bait like a 9 year old boy

Seriously, when this game was kickstarted it had an actual writer but the dev flipped a shit one day and booted them off, wrote everything himself and it shows.

Theres hundreds of better match3 puzzle games and VNs on Steam. Even better games with ero content if thats all you want.

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Match 3 is not gameplay anymore?

Every time.
Holla Forums can't talk cars like /o/ or tech like /g/. We also can't talk anime like /a/. Why does no one understand this basic principle? Why do massive anime casuals think surface-level knowledge gives them the high ground?

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p-please

stop posting that
it's not that I hate the loli shit..
it's just that the artstyle is so fucking ugly
I can't look at it without cringing
if you showed me a 3d (like, pop-out 3d) image of that I'd vomit

you should stop watching shit and start looking for good chinese comics

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Fuck off gook.

3DPD?

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I can't hold onto a girlfriend because I'm a depressed asshole, I also occasionally enjoy moeshit now and then

Think of that what you'd like

Moe is simply finding something endearing or that you want to protect. Young Gutts could be considered moe to some people. Characters that could be labeled as moe could be annoying to others, like a girl who's always clumsy can be considered annoying as shit or moe depending on the person. It doesn't mean cute anime girls doing cute things. Again, you're labeling a whole medium based on a definition you don't even know the meaning of. Which is why you seem like a hypocritical faggot for wanting to play a dating sim while hating on moe. Because dating sims are designed around making characters seem moe. It would be like hating violence but being interested in a beat em up.

While Haruhi, K-on, and Lucky Star made some trends, anime hasn't changed all that much. It's like thinking all of vidya are AAA games, stuff made for the lowest common denominator. And instead of just going to /rec/ and seeing if something interests you (and there have been a shit ton of good things that have come out since the early 2000s), you deem the whole industry shit.

Just look for a VN that's 18+ but doesn't have the Nukige tag. Those are masturbation helpers, a sub-genre of eroge. I would say try out Grisaea no Kajitsu. That's a fairly popular one and you don't get any lewd scenes until many hours into it. Also If My Heart Had Wings is prime comfy material.

We can barely even talk about games when people are so focused on the drama around games instead of the games themselves.

Why would you even go as far as to discover if you can or you can not.
I mean, 3DPD is shit anyway, why would you even try?

I want normalfags to leave.

Kana little sister will break you.

All you can do is act like a nigger and use 'muh dick' as an argument.

>>>/out/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/4chan/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

Huniepop is a bit deceiving. It looks like a western VN with some puzzle elements, but it's basically a casual smartphone-tier puzzle game combined with flash-based meet and fuck games.
There's barely any dialogue in the game. There's some entertaining stuff in the beginning to introduce the girls, but after that all you're doing is solving puzzles and answering quizzes like "what's my birthday?", "what's my favorite color?" and so on.
If you manage to "clear" one girl you get a lewd picture and some moans. The more puzzles you complete the harder the game gets, it actually becomes pretty challenging along the way so you have to plan your strategy by bringing certain types of items, don't clearly remember.

If you enjoy casual puzzle games: Get it, you'll get a few hours of entertainment out of it.
If you are looking for a VN with light gameplay elements: Get something else. Play Sengoku Rance if you haven't yet, because that's what you're actually looking for.

You seem you know your shit

How does Koihime Musou stack up against Sengoku Rance

Go organize your sock drawer.

Yeah mature anons like ourselves don't like that moeshit amiright? Only dark edgy grownup anime like Berserk for us.

Was getting caught part of the plan?

Just download the pictures from somewhere online and play a decent puzzle game.

Isn't that game western or something?

You do realise people only buy crap like this and nekopara because it's a meme right? There's decent visual novels and eroge out there.

You're still a weeaboo you're just not a weeb, which is pretty much exclusive to moeshit cultist retards.
No good Holla Forumsack should be a weeaboo at all though.