SEEN ANY ELVES? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

SEEN ANY ELVES?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jötunn
youtube.com/watch?v=BHQ1H-R5Md4

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Mournhold! City of light! City of magic!

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

The blue plates are nice…

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

/tg/ makes another shitpost

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Yes.

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

All elves are degenerates

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

Deal with it grot

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

Feels good being a degenerate.

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

You wish.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

Be degenerate somewhere else

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

ARRIGHT LISTEN TO ME, YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

dunmer calling someone degenerate

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

You'd pack the dude elves in the fudge bakers when you could fuck the lady elves in their baby slip and slides? You gay or something?

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

Fairies >>> elves

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

Ah, yes, we've been expecting you.
You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours.

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

Yes

Kinky.

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

Stop reminding me constantly that I like guys please.

I don't even have a bf. Should be illegal to do something like this.

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

Yeah maybe it would do you a world of good to think about other things than shoving meat sausages into your holes. Maybe like an art or something, maybe some crafts, I dunno, point is please stop it chewing deadly baby butter for 5 seconds, costs a pretty penny to support you assclowns and I'm almost out of pennies

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

ELF GENOCIDE WHEN? I'M GETTING FUCKING SICK OF THESE UPPITY TREENIGGERS

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

Because there aren't any Dunmer that aren't part of the Temple, right?
Some still worship Azura, for example.

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

SOON

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

holy shit, thanks for reminding me
I love that webm

Maybe like an art or something, maybe some crafts, I dunno
Oh you mean get a hobby and meet people that way? Good advice user.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

Holla Forums and /tg/ anons want to live in a fantasy setting
want a genocide of every race and make only humans to live

I'll never understand you guys.

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

Humans are the masterrace faggot.

Argonians and Khajiits can stay as sex slaves though.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

i just wanna be an argonian mage living with his tsundere altmer husbando and simpleminded stronk orcifu

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

NO ELVES NO BUY

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

it's the journey that matters, not the destination

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

Argonians and Khajiits can stay as sex slaves though.
masterrace
being a furry
lad …. at least be homoerotic

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

fucking elves

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

So you guys want to live in a fantasy setting for the sake of furfaggotry?

Most of the anons also want to get rid of Orcs.

That makes no sense.

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

Shit, last reply meant to

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

I just want a cute boyfriend, user.
And I'm a virgin anyways so you don't have to worry about supporting me

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

how cute are we talking?

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

Faggots ruin every thread they post in.

PLEASE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Pic related.

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

It's like you forgot where you are kid.

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

Fagots always ruin threads with their subpar even for an user social skills and desperate attempts to connect with a real boyfriend or just get laid. Your average faganon not being anywhere close to Grindr material, this is a exercise in futility.

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

I'd rather a world of beast race sex slaves than a world of faggot elf sex slaves.

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

Wait, there are male elves?
I want to genocide everything other the undead but undead from every race are welcome

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

Neither will I.

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

please tell me you are not the drawfag from /deutschpol/

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

It's the same shit and it's probably even worse.

I want to genocide everything other the undead but undead from every race are welcome
That also makes no sense.

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

forgot to reply to

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

You never played HoMM 4?

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

I've only played the the fifth one and but i never went too far because i found it boring.

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

/monster/ wants to get that nice fantasy booty

wud u a snek?

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

I can't even speak German.

elves
same shit as argonians and khajiits
worse than elves
wew fam

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

not wanting to humiliate them like the faggots they are
not wanting to show lady elves the objective superiority of human cock

That's pretty fucking gay, bud.

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

I'd rather do a Hellhound

Explain how Argonians and Khajits are better than elves? Come on, amaze me.

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

being a lust driven fag
no wanting to have a love-based homoerotic relationship

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

Also my consistent dubs proves me right.

:^)

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

or a qt spoder

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

not wanting to show the women said superiority directly
We get it, ur mr gay

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

Because a skeleton version of anything would be an improvement over the original

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

Because at least they have jobs and can be functioning members of a society than being bureaucrat holier-than-thou faggots who just shit up everything they touch.

In other words elves are the equivalent of Jews.

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

fifth one and but i never went too far because i found it boring.
Not only you. HoMM 5 is watered down HoMM 3 with Warcraft style.

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Hellhound
I see you are a man of fine tastes

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

that shitty texture overly trying to convey the idea that he's wearing stockings
it doesn't mold to his body /at all/
looks like some teenager just decided to use a fill command straight from MSpaint
D- see me after class.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

loving an elf
That's almost as bad as being an elf

You say that like you can't do both at the same time.

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

Okay, so you want a genocide for human race as well to only get a Skeleton supremacy?

being bureaucrat holier-than-thou faggots who just shit up everything they touch

That's only your opinion and i've never seen Argonians and Khajits being relevant to anything.

the equivalent of Jews
I'm pretty sure these are another race.

Post qt Hellhounds.

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

/furry/index.html

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

naga ichi

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

Okay, so you want a genocide for human race as well to only get a Skeleton supremacy?
Yeah they'll come back as skeletons so it ok anyway. I'm pretty lazy though so i'd probably just end up as a lich living in the dead nations in planescape and doing some missionary work for them.
Kobolds are also pretty cool as far as races go, so if I wasn't going to genocide a race it would be them but you know they'd still be improved by it so I would kill want them all (un)dead anyway.

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

Nagiichi
Muh nigga. Lulu is the best

Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

Okay, i'm gonna make two question for you guys:

What races are okay for you?

And what races needs to be erased according to you?

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

yes

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

/tg/-tier fantasy race thread posted
fags post gay shit
It actually happened quicker this time than it usually does

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

What races are okay for you?
none of them
And what races needs to be erased according to you?
all of the races

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

ELVES GET OUT

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

KILL ALL THE ELVES

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

Its goons

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

Threadly reminder that making elves sex slaves is an easy way for them to infiltrate and subvert human civilization due to their long life spans

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

I noticed.

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

No, not all of them.
I need prime specimens for research purposes.

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

Just like every other race that isn't human.

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

ELVES OFF MY BOARD NOW

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

Which is why they have to go
unless they're undead

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

faggot

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

Nice argument, you sure showed me.

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Let's mate
Both of us are male.

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

Fantasy realms are more than D I V E R S I T Y you cuck.

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

Good man, and it's not like you can fuck zombie woman

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

Elf posters literally faggots
Don't even post good faggotry, they post Incase
You have to go back.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

good faggotry
lol

But what's wrong with incase?

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

Elaborate

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

Hylians are not elves.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Magic
Dragon slaying
Genociding nonhumans
Everyones white

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

Trimp
Make amerireat again!

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

i'm fine with whatever, so long as it's fleshed out and not magical realm territory

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

Fuck you man incase is great

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Redguards

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

Magic
Something that was made for other races way before humanity existed in almost every fantasy setting.

Dragon Slaying
Okay, point.

Genociding nonhumans
Back to the starting point

everyone's white
implying

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

is there any way to fix elves so they aren't such a faggy fucking race?

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

turn them into dwarfs, Cacame style.

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

Genociding nonhumans
Something that was made for other races way before humanity existed in almost every fantasy setting.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

no.

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

Take the utilitarian route.
Use them as cadavers, lab rats, and such.

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

there is only one cure death

David Scott
David Scott

implying the best fantasy isn't traditional Arthurian legends

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

Sorry babe, but zombies just aren't my type.
I don't know about you, but the scent of carrion was never really a turn on for me….
Now a proper full beard on the other hand. All silky smooth and reaching all the way down to her knee's. Now that's my kind of woman.

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

not Howard's Conan

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Everything you fuck, the main point of this thread is fucking fantasy, and most of these stories have humanity existing after everything "magic" was ever created.

John Gray
John Gray

implying modern fantasy has shit on the classics

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

make them magical glass cannons, or scary looking aspects of nature

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Elves are only acceptable if they're savage Druid/Shaman elves
Dorfs always welcome
No other short folk are acceptable
Humans always welcome
Orcs are necessary cannon fodder
Goblinoids are same as orcs
Beast-folk are fine if they integrate well
Lizardfolk are same as beast
Miscellaneous races (monsters, etc.) are always welcome for making the setting interesting

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

Arthur being cucked by Lancelot
the best fantasy

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

implying classic Norse elves aren't the best elves
implying modern dwarfs aren't shit
implying orcs and goblins are needed
implying giant shouldn't be an enemy race

implying Arthur doesn't handle that shit exactly as it should be
implying it isn't an integral part to demonstrating the themes of the story and the fall of Camelot

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

Play Pendragon
Everything goes pretty shit for lancelot after that

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

implying giant shouldn't be an enemy race
More like giants should be a player character.
And not just big humans, I mean like the Norse vikings.
All magical and mysterious and shit.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

Make them Yakuza. Much like how the Japanese occasionally come off as massive faggots, they can still look badass under the right circumstances.

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

If they weren't the faggy ass shit fuckers they were, they wouldn't be elves.

So no, there is no fix. Only extermination.

Austin King
Austin King

Giants are to be the enemies of mankind. lrn2norse

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

In video games or in real life?
In video games, everybody other than elves are fine.
In real life, niggers, spics and mudslimes need to go.

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

everyone on Holla Forums hates jews
yet somehow they're okay with dwarfs
Explain this shit.

Xavier Gomez
Xavier Gomez

Dwarves aren't afraid of manual labor.

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

Debatable.

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

Dwarves are nationalists. They want other people to stay out. They don't actively manipulate other nations.

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

And? You some kind of red skin nigger thats pissed off whitey took your land cause you were there first?

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

Also dwarves aren't slimy conniving sandniggers who use their high verbal IQs to decieve the goyim.

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

We hate Jews because we want to be Jews. ((( :^) )))

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

Call them by their proper name then:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jötunn

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

Around elves, protect yourselves

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Dwarves as a race aren't manipulative little shits who play pity cards in political negotiations and manipulate stronger nations to their whims by destroying other peoples' cultures. Dwarves generally leave well enough alone, take care of themselves and friends, and can be total bros when shit hits the fan and war happens.

The only similarities is that they both like money, but who doesn't? Dwarves use those treasures and funds to better themselves and earn fame, not to fuck with the world. They'd rather work hard and earn their place in the world, striving to the top through self improvement instead of the destruction of all around them until all is equal in despair and hopelessness.

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

tfw played Skyrim and chose the Cuckpire because of ebil nazi stormfag-cloaks
played Special Edition (don't ask) and had a blast playing on the RIGHT-side along side Donald Tru- I mean Ulfric

Skyrim may have shit quests but I do like the setting. Playing around in Winterhold in November with the windows open when that game released was the most immersion ive ever had. Wish the game was better.

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

Which isn't very far anyway, right?

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

This thread

Welp, looks like is time to boot up Morrowind and start another anti-elf crusade.

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

Middle Earth elves aren't faggy at all. Elves in Norse (Ljósálfar) and Celtic folklore (aes sídhe) even less.

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

Orcs, Trolls, Goblins, Imps, Ghouls, Ogres, Gremlins, Hobgoblins, Bugbears, Fairies(not the gay ass Tinkerbell type, I mean meddlesome, beer guzzling, tea spilling baby shakers), Kobolds, Witches and Gnomes are all fine.
Make them an almost carbon-copy of humans.

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

THE CRUSADE NEVER ENDS

I should put up a request in the drawthreads for Pelinal, Garithos, and Four having a nice cup of tea together.

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

WHEN WILL THE GREAT PURGE BEGIN? WHEN WILL WE START THE CRUSADE?

I'LL SLAY EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU TREE NIGGERS, AND SYMPATHIZERS

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

projecting
wooooow

This is why i will never understand you guys. This fantasy shitposting isn't even funny anymore.

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

You cannot catch khajiit, khajiit ees too sneeki breeki for you.

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

Fortunately it isn't gay if it's an elf. "Male" elves have so little testosterone and so much estrogen that they're all functionally futa. It's Bi at worst. And being into elf shotas might as well be considered straight all together.

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

That anatomy is fucking terrifying

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

kohsaka

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

That anatomy is fucking terrifying
Oh my sweet summer child…

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

argonian pride worldwide

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO KILL ALL OF THIS IN HOLY FIRE!

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

Just because someone doesn't like your shitty fetish doesnt make that person a summerfag. Kill yourself.

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

Tsaesci master race, Argonian scum need not apply.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

This suddenly reminded me of that bar brawl quest. Where the elf said they should send the PC back to where he came from and build a wall around Morrowind.

Dominic King
Dominic King

i love yuni's art when it isn't full contortion mode

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

This. I have never understood the dwarves = jew shit. Starting to think its elf propaganda to drive us away from our greatest allies.

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

Incase you didn't know, some people here don't like sameface.

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

All but Orcs. They're essentially niggers mixed with redskins.

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

VIDEO GAMES

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

Why are faggots so damn fucked in the head.

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

No-one checked the quads in all this time

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

I liked his take on gorgons.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

same thread
same pics
same replies
same porn
same everysinglefuckingthing

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

is there any way to fix elves so they aren't such a faggy fucking race?
make them tall as fuck
Elvaan Elezen masterrace

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

humans and dwarves are literally the only good races
exterminate everything
especially night elves
they don't even work as uppity tree fuckers and amazons anymore

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

don't put this on me, I want nothing to do with that

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

The answer.

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

what if the real template isn't the thread
but our lives

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

Why are you doing this to me ?

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

More legs than man.
I actually liked Ishgardian Elezen after 3.3 wrapped up Dragonsong war, and that is after i wanted to burn Ishgard to the ground after ARR questline with them. Also, different proportions.

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

Dunmer are still filthy elves

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

snek dick
lol

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

wud u a snek? Yes

But I'd rather a Harpy

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

Might as well be even though Zelda games don't establish any real differences between round-eared humans/the Gerudo and Hylians

Some places say Hylians can use magic and have pointy ears but Ganondorf had round ears in OoT and was incredibly powerful magician

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

It's pretty simple really. What will drive men from earth and into the stars is one of two things. The desire to find exotic things and kill them, or the desire to find exotic things and fuck them.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

It's not clear because Nintendo doesn't really care and neither should anyone else.

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

Ice cream?

I love ice cream!

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

Yeah true, Hyrule Historia caused more questions and inconsistencies than it solved and treating Zelda lore as some big serious thing is hilarity in and of itself

I remember Twilight Princess is shot in the ass as for the Historia because they placed it in the "kid Link tattles on Ganondorf" timeline but there the Master Sword would never have been drawn and the Triforce wouldn't have been split meaning Ganondorf surviving his execution with the Triforce piece is an impossibility

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

Another parasite out to make things seem degenerate.

Was nice for things to be made without needing explanation. Then you filth came along.

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

those eyebrows
Fuck, that really makes me angry.

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

youtube.com/watch?v=BHQ1H-R5Md4

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

NO

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

Hylians are just humans with pointy ears, wouldn't consider that to be an elf.

As for gerudos, I'd say they're definitely not humans, considering a single male is born every one hundred years, they clearly must be different to us.

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

I thought Hylian is just what humans were called in the Zelda universe.

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

But not necessarily degenerate.

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