You have a budget of only $500,000. Pick one to make a game for you

You have a budget of only $500,000. Pick one to make a game for you.

Choose carefully.

Japanese people don't make good video games anymore.

Are you fucking high?
I'll develop the game myself full time, nigga.

Your mom still makes a nice cock sleeve, though

MN9 took $4mil and look what happened, obviously 500k is pretty small :^)

Saito.
A good game doesn't require good designs or a good story and fuck anyone that says otherwise.

So does your boipussy. Get ready for insertion.

Can I get Todd Howard and the brand new engine they developed for Fallout 4 for 500k?

Saito. Kamiya's probably lost his magic after Scalebound

Working with microsoft will do that to you.
Hopefully we'll have him back in a short time.

For $500,000 I could probably hire all four them.
Dude, don't let the AAA games that have ungodly budgets fool you. $500,000 is a fuckton of money and you could hire some pretty big names for that money.
Doom's budget was like $200,000, and even at the time that was considered to be a pretty massive budget.

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I give it to Sandlot and ask them to port EDF 4.1 to PC

I mean, the way you wrote it it was pretty clear of your own preferences/biases.

I happen to share them though so fuck it I guess.

Basically, if I'd be working WITH the development of the game, Saito, if I'm handing him 500 000 and saying "send it over when it's done", Kamiya.

Kamiya is like a really high bet roulette spin. You can either lose or win really fucking big and have basically no control over what happens/which it will be.

Saito is like playing cards, you can get a solid, dependable return with minimal risk if approached properly.

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I pick Swery65 and we make the masturbating school girl detective game together. It will be buggy, unfinished, and disturbing enough to put off the general gaymen press and other casuals. Since you don't need a half a million dollars to make such a low quality game that markets itself, I give the rest to Hideki Naganuma to make a solo album

No user, you need 4 million.

I'd pick Saito and clone Starsiege: Tribes while opening up the engine and server code so mods could thrive.

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Shit thread

it depends, who will hold my hand?

Saito

Kenji Saito

I use 50k to market a kickstarter for $900.000, pocket the rest, pocket the kickstarter money.

I'll pick Kojima and get 1/1000th of a game.

I think I would go with Kenji Saito, I would just need to stir him in the right direction.

Isn't that like no money, so it doesn't really matter, because you'd get no game? Probably Saito.

I will ABSOLUTELY pick Kenji Saito.

He's much better than Kamiya, much more professional, get shit done and leaves you creative freedom while he polishes gameplay and will even work with you if you want specific gameplay mechanics, such as Taro being able to continue implementing his shmup elements in Nier 2.

If i worked at PG i'd tell Kamiya to fuck off every single day and hang out with Saito instead, fuck Kamiya, he's an overrated turd.

Also by the way $500,000 is not enough to make a mid sized game you fucking idiots, you can only make an one man team indie game MAYBE, you guys have no idea how things cost in the real world, do you? I bet mom purchases your mountain dew and trash food for you.

Based Kamiya or bust fam.

I'll get Kenji Saito then hire Michael Kirkbride to write me a story, shrooms will be heavily involved.

All of those are terrible people.

this would be great. if I can have 10% of the sales, I would still be rich as fuck. Todd can sell everything.

I'll have a collaboration of Hideki Kamiya and suda51 and will get the most fun and sexist vidya in centuries

Saito.

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Saito, after seeing automata's gameplay I'm actually considering a ps4 in 5 years or hopefully the game comes to pc

Don't be a faggot

u gay son?

Yeah fuck off OP

Yeah okay pal.

Just for you user

Keiji Inafune, the genius that created Mega Man.

>make a Symphogear vidya vertical slice

Alright motherfuckers, here is what you do.

Now for my choice I'd go with my man Kenji. I'm a story man, and I have a few pretty good writers who can handle the story along with me granted one is a porn writer, but we'll cross that bridge once we get to it

Now for me, here comes the hard part. Getting Nickelodeon to listen to you. The reason why the Legend of Korra game was as mediocre as it is, is because Nick gave them a pretty shitty budget to work with. Now, if you still have the money from the hipster crowd along with the money the thread granted you, you should be able to make a pretty decent game out of it. Preferably I'd want another LoK game because as much as I hate the show, both the game and the show are guilty pleasures.

Gameplay would be just as you'd expect from the guy who worked on Revengence, but with co-op play. One person plays as Korra while the other plays as another character from the series.

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After seeing the death stranding thing, I would rather just see Kojima direct Music videos from now on.

I pick me.

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