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Fuck off spoilers.

stay mad, nerd

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Nyan

I love pretty much half the country has a hangover today.

why does she have a bowl on her head? lol

Its related to nippon fairytales en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issun-bōshi
Basically her design is based on that

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oh thats pretty cool actually, i knew the more english versions of that i had no idea japanese folklore had it too

I never heard of Tom Thumb

Maybe girls are just made up to plague our minds

w e w

what about thumbelina?

A little plague never hurt anyone~

my parents were raped by plague

Doesn't really ring a bell, no...

batman, pls

dentist tomorrow

#adulting

that is surprising since i think disney made a movie out of it even.... well happens i guess

Why does it say New Erin Macdonald

what's so new about you

I have dentist soon... Might just cancel the appointment

I had to pay my dentist but still didn't get the money back from my insurance.

adulting sucks

I've only seen a handful of disney flicks.

Yee, 2hu does that a lot kinda neat

Good morning!

I am have been there before

I can't cancel cause I Tommy my own tooth out of purpose and I need them to clear up the collateral, pic related

you should come use the NHS

OH WAIT

Been keeping your teeth healthy?

fucking ouch!

OH fuck erin what the hell

Why did you do that to yourself that is actual horror film stuff there

no I ripped one out on purpose

need them to see if the roots are still there

fair enough, they arent really everyones thing growing up

is there anything special about aya?

Jesus you pulled out your own tooth?

ikr

it was glorious

I at 9 diclazepams so the pain wouldn't bother be and just dug the fucker out

shit was lolz

lol I'm still looking for my thing tbh

I liked Aladdin and Hercules and Mulan but that's all I know I've seen.

yes

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How the hell did you dig it out?

song related

youtube.com/watch?v=LWLkoN8Zai8

Good morniiing!
are you awake or sleepy?

I know this system sucks, right now 4 companies dominate the market and set the prices fuck all high, causing the government to have to pay more compensation.
Everything costs more and everyone loses.
Even the smaller more fair companies like mine have to charge more to remain above water.

Hopefully an ice skate like in that one tom hanks movie

uuh... had a good reason?

with these tools

oh god

Besides her name and business having a bunch of double/triple hidden meanings in the words, nope I think shes pretty normal
Besides being hot

Somewhere in the middle :3
hbuqt

it was a bit broken and it was annoying me and unwanted it gone

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You should get a nice morning and be cozy.
I'm supes awake but kinda woozy cause of drinking!

Erin.

You are hardcore.

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Is the nerve still giving you problems?

I think pulling your own teeth is pretty hardcore tbh

Get back here you fucking faggot

all some of the best of their movies actually,youve got some good taste there elms!

im really curious about these hidden meanings but ive been around far too long should have left earlier, so im gonna book it now see you laters nin

brb pulling teeth

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

A nice morning what?!
Just a little woozy?

Baii

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She's brave af

shut up baby I know it

na, doesn't hurt at all

still gonna ask for painkiller tho, for funsies

I'm gonna ralph, and not Wiggum.

I can't handle it, Scoot.

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hn... i'm thinking about pulling out the same tooth but I'm scared

Hi Sabs.

If I was trapped in one of those saw movie traps where I need to cut an appendage off, I probably couldn't do it.

>__<

Howdy, Elma!

I like to use this one.

A-a nice morning love?
Yeaaah, I tried to drunk yesterday but not enough beer so maybe today.

Are you too?

I'd just die honestly

Morning!

Would you cut off someone else's?

Help me build a rocket to fly someplace where people don't pull out their own teeth

Right!? Like- I'd hate to die but like... cutting off a body part.

Yes

nu

Hi.

Hi.

I bet you chew slags

my dick?

Without hesitation?

Sup Forty.

I want one!
This sunday I hope to drink enough to forget it

♪Take me to the stars...the universe is ours...free dental care on Mars...no festering mouth scars...♫

'Sup, girly? Fun things? Kool dreamz?

Evergreen.

'Sup, fo'ty?

That and home dentistry.

happy after kings day

I feel that even letting someone else do it would be less worse.

wow what a pussy

Evergreen?

Makes me think of this every time I see his name youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug

I wish.

I'm gonna take my leave now. Have a nice day.

Yeah, the dental shit is hardcore as all hell.
Hows your...er... thursday? Yeah. Thursday

fuck

That would depend on the situation.

How can I give you one??
wuuh why wanna forget it?

You gotta have Guts for something like that.

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Basilisk, with thine sight I am remade, spectre of tunnels manifold.

Fuck fuck FUCK FUCK YOU SABRINA

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE THIS CLEVER GO EAT ROCKS OR SOMETHING

Hey Elma.

Yo Cherub.
I'm alright, how's you?

Yo Sabs.
Just sitting at friends, going home after dinner. Dunno when that is, soonish.
Just postin' to check for something.
How're you?

You too, you too.
Did a fun thing?
King was in my city.

I don't really have that.

Hey monstar

good afternoon

I'm pretty fine. Just browsing stuff before heading out for groceries.

Whoops

HAIL

kinda, just drank and hung out with a friend in Amsterdam. But there was no vrijmarkt so it could've been better.
oh cool stuff.

👌

Also what is this?

I quoted wrong.

I guess you haven't seen berserk then.

Good, good.
Plans ahead?

Vrijmarkt?

I hope everything's ok. :-|
Take care, Elma dear. *hug*

That GIF is always relevant - evergreen.

I had to get a filling back in January. I almost cried. And my Thursday's ok. I saw that bunny again, but I couldn't get her to come to me this time. I think she has babies behind the building, but the bushes are too thick for me to go fine 'em and nibble their ears.

♪I stay loose in the booth like a loose tooth
Spit the truth
Sip vermouth♫

I'm okay. Are you checking for ghosts? You're checking for ghosts, aren't you?

Nice! I haven't heard that in ages. Thank you.

adorable picture.

no way

I don't think so, hun.
As far as I know, you're not a ghost.

damn son

♥

whats up?

You probably only watch cute things.

No not really. I'm pretty exhausted after todays work. I had to move dirt from one place to another with a wheelcart about 6 times. That stuff is heavy.

Yeah i guess thats true.

You should seek them out after work... make it your mission....
I napped with kitty earlier :3
One more shift to go... then I am free!

It's surprising how much we think alike. :3

Metal lyrics.

youtube.com/watch?v=iLMHnK_icJw

Just found this band recently; they're pretty good from what I've heard so far.

y-you don't know?
Everyone gets to the streets and sits on a small cloth to sell their useless stuff.

If only you were that suave :p

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm cold and ruthless.

Wow laaaame

Ahh, yeah. Dirt's dense.

oooh, like that.
Didn't know the name.

Ofcourse!
Im a blast from the past

Its easy, you just gotta do somethin special~
I dont want to forget, I just want to celebrate properly!

;;

maybe

play game

Nope, but I sure drink a lot of spirits!

Mmmmm-hm!

My kitty tried to hide in my closet last night. She thought she was clever, but her tail was sticking from the crack under the door. Lil' dummy.

How long's the shift?

I have it on repeat now...
Thanks.

That doesn't sound bad. I'll check the rest of the song out later.

Indeed it is. My arms are almost done for.

I'll play if you give me like 5 minutes first.

I gotta do something.

That one is all your fault, not mine!

Really?
I wanna meet drunken Sabs.
Sounds good.

It's actually very cool.

There there, monsty. Stay smiling.

Erin get back here

Nice isn't it?

oh phew, it's really fun so a bummer to miss.
I used to make so much money.

whats thaat?
oooh nice that's lovely! ^^

10am Friday until 10am Saturday.
But then I am off until the 10th May.
I also just got paid.
Pay rise ra ra ra ra ra.
Kitties are dumb. But adorable.
I was ear scratching mine earlier.

Thats for you to decide!
Sunday is my very own kings day

Zero-g dental drillings and asteroid-metal dental fillings
There's no place for braces like space?

I don't know. My chi is blocked today. I'm sorry.

u have 1 more minute

pic related

good morning

Who is cocoa
Are they new

I'm going to buy some whiskey and do it very soon

If Jigsaw wanted you to slit my throat open and fuck the wound would you do it? I don't even know if you have a penis

i was wondering the same thing but didnt want to look stupid

Probably another one of Blood-chan's personas. Just ignore him

Finding them is another way tumblr has ended up benefiting me.

Yeah. :3 -pets your hair-

Doing anything today?

ay gurl

Oh dear. You know you can talk to me if you ever need to get thoughts off your chest.

I can use a finger if that helps.

Isn't it Loco?

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Not bad! Sho'nuff, check this out:

♪Zero-G apicoectomy
Fillin' cavities on Ganymede♫

Mhm. You'l be hearing from my attorney.

I used to be a rowdy, flirty drunk. Now I'm a grouchy drunk. I got old!

Congratulations! On the raise, I mean. Not...not the shift.
You know. You know.

Who even are you for that matter?

Oh

No that's stupid

i am an engima

I appreciate it. it's mostly just typical millennial college whining

I am pretty cool.

ok i'm back

Do I know! Do I?! DO I?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Ganymede is ded.

I should make some bleep blop mooziks

PLS

Would you do it though?

Shut up!

Yeah he's pretending to be a girl online

Ignore him

hi eri
howru this fine day?

Ah. Well it is a good place to looks for stuff.

Damnit.
Make it happen anyway!

Ugh Bebop is here I'm just going to ignore her

Hi Ninjy

Okay I'll ignore you

Let me solve you

I don't mind. I think it would be interesting to understand.

I think you're cool.

The question should be why wouldn't I.

ehh I can give you a nice massage!
wooh that's cool, gonna be lots of fun.

pics pics pics

hm ^ ^

just drinks aaand eh reading stuff.
lovely lazy after day.

!

same

Yep.

Nope.

Yep.

JK. I can't afford an attorney. ;D

Radda radda!

Why is that exactly?

You could cockslap him to test it; if there's a positive reaction that's more evidence it's Loco.

The pestilential hiss of all-encompassing contempt cannot be silenced.

Pretty good; it's the same day as earlier for me, lol. You?

Good for finding and spreading edgy things.

Drinking a second day in a row? Careful; don't start binging again. :3

What are you reading?

Something wrong?

Hai

That would be lovely :3
I hope so!

Im going to
africa~

But Ioco doesn't like me because I started dating Erin and he wanted to fuck her.

No everything is coooooool.

Personally i only like or reblog things there.

Do you play other mobas?

Good you won't see me coming to stab you

Well then why wouldn't you?

I'm deathly afraid of my own blood

He's fucking faggot and I hate faggots

give me a kiss

I have league installed, not updated in months
I have smite installed, not updated in years
Generally, just doters because skill cap is generally higher

This isn't fair. You have a mental library of terms from sci fi books. And like. Dentistry journals. Apparently.

I've got nothing.

DIE:(

ah, right. having some chest pain and it's making me kinda wanna smoke.
some people are posting on chans in arabic right now and idk why

go for it

that's sweet of you

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No complaining!
dinner, brb

I see.

No.

I guess you're majoring in history too, since you mentioned having classes like that? What kind of job do you want? :3

Oh well~

I have no idea but it freaks me the fuck out. I love seeing other people's blood

I can imagine.

Come on it can't be that bad.

kiss me

they're talking nonsense right now, they're either not native speakers or know something i don't. but what do i know, i've been trying to learn the fire language not the terror one
tfw nobody to cook for me while i work

Holy fuck I want him to die if he were here I would murder him

noo I'm cold and I cba

Oh I forgot that's muscular black men and rape.
My bad fam

Oh dear!

I could defo use one

nah nah that was high school.
I'm going for a bachelor in public management in some months.
History is just a hobby.
ehh something in research for conflict areas or work out some ideas in local politics.

theen pretend it;s other people's?

worst gf ever

i wanna dig at my teeth more but the dentist will do it tommorow

I should use the tail end of the veto high to get some sleep and be up in time but it's wearing off too fast

ugh

I fucking hate him

No

Are you just bored-talking to me? you're not making much sense.

I don't enjoy causing pain to others physically or emotionally outside my imagination.

Anyway i'm off to buy stuff. See ya!

I am keeping the conversation going while playing videogames.

I also have some antihistamines that could help me sleep

also some abilify but FUCK antipsychotics and their application in any situatuon

There's also porn.

You have to kiss me first this time~

Oh right, I did get off to muscular black guys a few times last summer. It was one of those things that was hot when I was breaking the barrier but loses its appeal after a few times. Like scat was, except it lost its appeal faster than scat.

I've had a fetish for rape for a long time, but with me as the raper. If the opposite was the case I wouldn't have an issue with saying so.

I'm the Shameless One of the Apocalypse of Elijah.

You should be a politician and fuck the world over as much as possible like we were talking about earlier.

i knew you were a psycho

I'm going to fucking kill him

Use needle nose tweezers to dig it out

I always do and not I'm tired

to drug or not to drug

that is the sarcastic question

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You didn't last time. It's your turn.

A wise crazy person once said "Keep on acquiring a taste for what is naturally repugnant; this is an unfailing source of pleasure."

rhetorical*

that is the rhetoeical question even

my brain is meat slushie

rip

-tries to pick myself up but can't-

DIG A DICK OUTTA MY ASS

Go get Arabic food.

I missed it. Post anime girls.

-picks you up in my arms and nuzzles you-

Now's your chance~

what if I say please?

and end with a nice hug ^^
naaah it's wakey time

I read some books about going into politics as a newbie. If you think you're gonna fuck them they'll fuck you back a thousand times better.
Every single person in it is a manipulative cunt and without realisering you'll get pulled in and ripped apart by them. It's a psychological nightmare to be in.

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Well what kind of grudges you may hold for him is really none of my concern.

And maybe a little more

ehhh
I never really liked it, but my friends bought me that thing that gives you all the gods, only reason I tried tbh

O-oh, that's okay
I understand
You hate me is all. It's okay.

It sort of surprised me that you'd want to talk to me while you're busy doing other things.

Aren't you supposed to be Kanra or something.

TRUMP will fuck them.

Be the Dutch Trump.

Man, I just realized, some politicians might actually follow his behavioral example if it works out well. That would be fun.

Scat.

-slides out of erio's arms and lays on the floor-

Well, I also dont remember my log-in because I used something entirely meme worthy instead of usual Nin things

naps are okay I guess.

Naps are quintessential to life.

I guess you're not getting a kiss. :3

Didn't sleep enough at night? ^^

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meh they kinda just reset the pain.

Like 10 hours ish or so.

Why though?

oooh like what?

But he's so good because he never go into politics, he just slammed into it without experience in it. If I wanna be like trump I have to be out of a different climate.
When I think about it every good politician didn't have prior experience in it.

Y

Nnnnnnnyeh.

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Fun toys are fun!

ewno. also i have these russians words stuck in my mind, i have no clue what it means and i don't know how to actually say it or type it
not right now

Oh?

I'd better hear nothing from you but drunken slurs soon, young lady!

payback.

If only I could use my powers for good.

Yes.

$#^%$@#$

For what?!

Iunno, you were too busy to talk before.

Good morning, I think.

That's the spirit...s talking!

Was it a weed nap?

Maybe because they weren't influenced by other politicians' ways of doing things and stuff. Maybe you should just try to develop a unique approach to things.

You play Russian people games.

Can't you cook anything on your own?

Well not anymore kiddo.

;w;

it is hard to say, i like dark colors in some things and brighter ones in others

As good as it can be I suppose.

I don't think we're going to cyber again anytime soon.

hmpfh.

No, I ran out a few days ago.

Same, I already wasn't planning on it.

If I deny it, you just say I do anyway..

Oh you know.. :3c

You watch a bunch of simsins?

Write cute space songs and put them on YouTube. People are into space and girls playing uke. Then use your YouTube channel for world peace.

ez.

i don't.

probably.

basically this, squash.

I hadn't counted it out until now but same tbh fam.

No I wouldn't!

Wow look at that, you're a furry now :p

I have to go to bed soon so I can't keep flattering you.

Fuck luke

I can't imagine that feels good.

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brb foods

True.. I have some unique views but I'd need to built up stuff for that.
So I kinda want experience somewhere else, like diplomatic stuff or small time politics instead of the big game.

hehe ohh that would be fun~

Flabble k'blabble!

Everyone's mad at me today. :D

Not so much these days, but I used to watch it every day after school and on Sundays growing up. It probably influenced my sense of humor more than anything else.

Suuure! I'll wear polka dotted dresses, dye my hair black and grow bangs, and wear horn rimmed glasses while I'm at it.

Squash I have TERA reinstalled.

I mean you get used to it after all this time, but there's still bad days/weeks and better ones.

Don't blame kitten. He's sweet and innocent.

What kind of Spirit is that?

...but that'd be cute

Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing

Do I have bad taste in cute?

He keeps asking me to succ him though.

You don't stay on top of getting more?

I thought the shooting games were full of Russians.

I mostly only like feminine people. But I get in a subby mood where that's not the case like once every few months and then just get on the account for that for a while before going back to the normal farming of cute subs.

Just make sure to stick to them and your way of doing things and not get manipulated, I guess~

I am not mad.
I am just disappointed.
actually I am neither
Time for Coly melons.
:3
youtube.com/watch?v=rgWr2nln83s

DIE:(

nah. at most the arma games are made from a czech company
oh the chest pain is gone.= i think

No.

Why bother?

I know, what's that got to do with anything?

Wait.. what?

You're awfully good at playing dumb.

New

Alright.

Well here's to hoping you feel better.