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Yesterday was the 18th Anniversary of Sonichu's Creation!
Let's celebrate by enjoying the latest issue of SONICHU!
SONICHU STORY-TIME #2
Asher Foster
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Nathan Collins
In this issue, Sonichu's son, Robert Sonichu decides that he wants to be a girl.
This is upsetting, not because of trannys, but because Robert is named after Chris's dead dad, who on his death bed told Chris he knew about his cross-dressing and was shamed by it.
Brayden Green
In the previous issue, Chris completely reversed his decision on gays, and now it's clear they're allowed in CWCville schools.
Robert, now Roberta, announces his decision to the supportive cries of his big-breasted gal-pals.
Gabriel Wilson
Jesus, what a horrible way to go… infested by bugs, in horrible pain, and finding out you were a complete failure to your autistic son and snorlax wife.
Julian Morris
With his new identity comes new changes. Magi-Chan gives Roberta a CD that will use sound waves to change him into a girl.
This is a reference to Chris's current belief in the transformation powers of subliminal frequency hypnosis. He'd listen to videos like "Penis to Vagina Transformation Level 2" and genuine think that he was growing a uterus and changing into a girl.
This line of thinking led to an infamous incident in July 2016 where Chris drunkenly cut his taint open with a knife to "free the vagina growing inside of him".
Leo Sanders
But at least you'll be memorialized in his best selling comic.
Camden Nguyen
Roberta becomes a full fledged female. I think that since CWCville has access to magic cds that change your gender, can it really be said that there are transsexuals in CWCville?
After Roberta recounts her first girlfriend who turned out to be the creation of a troll, we meet Chris at the mall who talks to Roberta about "girl things". Then Chris excuses himself correct the horrible insult that is Sonic with blue arms. In real life, this lead to him macing a gamestop employee and earning a misdemeanor assault charge.
Then we meed some green lesbian sonichu for Roberta to bang.
Leo Smith
Roberta runs around and makes a bunch of Pride Rainbows, which I think is her shtick as a sonichu.
Jordan Martin
You know what’s kind of fucked up? This really isn’t all that different from current year Marvel writing.
Anthony Clark
The chapter ends with Roberta claiming she was never a tranny, but just a female soul who turned her body into that of a woman and loves pussy. To top it all off, Chris includes a quote from the Micheal Jackson song "Man in the Mirror".
We also get some art of his character's in Halloween costumes, and all of them are dressed like My Little Pony Characters. So we can just check the "My Little Pony" box on the "Loathsome Fandoms that Chris-Chan is a part of" list.
Joseph Davis
Oh boy, we're going to see some new faces and some old foes!
At the CWCville SLBGTQ Pride Festival, we're introduced to a character named Danial Steckle. He's a real-life person, a youtube reviewer named DStecks. The reason he features prominently is because he donated $1000 to Chris-Chan, with every $10 dollars going to one page of Sonichu #11. Unfortunately for DSteks, his donation was seen as a gift by Chris, and he promptly never made good on his promise. It also planted the erroneous idea in Chris's head that his "fans" will just give him money for nothing.
Nothing interesting happens after that, except for Chris casually mentioning how he's gaining psychic powers. Remember the "subliminal frequency hypnosis" videos I mentioned earlier? Well Chris believes that shit is making him Professor X.
Aaron James
RELDNAHC IS BACK!
Yes, the evil gay version of Chris has returned! What evils does he have in store for Chris now that Chris is a woman?!
Leo Cook
Oh … he gets an apology from Chris for injecting him with his pure straight blood.
Chris you just set me up and then let me down.
Jordan Lewis
Looks like we get an actual antagonist this time, because in addition to Reldnahc, someone else has also returned.
FUCKING COUNT GRADUON IN METAL SONICHU'S BODY ON THE MOON!
Yeah lose me but then you win me right back, Chris.
Count Graduon summons Reldnahc to his presence to tell him that not only is he still alive, but that he wants Reldnahc to cause chaos in preparation for his return to CWCville! Reldnahc jumps at the offer because what the fuck else is he going to do?
Kevin Long
Chris and Crystal transform into their furry forms, and now I'm starting to think Crystal is a little redundant seeing as Chris is a woman now.
Ayden Mitchell
Reldnahc shows up with an army of Jerkops to fucking wreck the shit out of Chris's alternative life-style jerk-off fest.
Ian Howard
Unfortunately for Reldnahc and Count Graduon, Chris and his Mary Sue's are way too OP for them.
Grayson Cooper
This chapter ends with the forces of evil defeated and Chris honors his late father by going on a two page spiel about how he's the reincarnation of a lesbian hippie who went to Woodstock
Nathaniel Roberts
The next chapter is Sonichu talking to Silvania Rosechu pretending to be Sonic about his wedding to Rosechu. This comic incorporates elements from his infamous "Ivy Wedding" comic ( ) and a complete rip-off of a fan comic.
Benjamin Jones
Robert Rogers
So, if you've read Sonichu before, then you know it's weird. Well … this shit opens a whole new chapter on that.
Sonichu gets real disgusting real fast.
Michael Morgan
James Jenkins
C…Chris, why are you doing this?
Brandon Nguyen
Juan Bailey
Andrew Morales
So…right…that….happened. I feel violated.
Nathaniel Turner
Sonichu #12 ends with a trip to meet My Little Pony characters, introduced by a Chris-Chan little pony.
You know, I went into this thinking Chris had sold out. To my surprise, and later abject horror, it turned out he did not.
Grayson Clark
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Christian James
Fucking hell, could you imagine just 8-10 years ago that people were willing to have photos with him? Let alone have a con dedicating his life
Grayson Watson
Every cent "fans" send him are based on the condition that they get something in return. Those "fans" usually ride his ass about getting them the commissions, medallions, or other crappy products that they purchased from him.
The $1000 was different, because even though it was for Chris to make more comics, Chris saw it as free money. It was that donation that gave him the idea that he could just beg for money without all the work of actually producing anything.
That was a panel on Chris-Chan that Chris happened to crash. It's actually rather heart-warming.
Too bad it was hot off the heels of Chris creeping on DoopieDoOver so hard that she was forced to block him. Which is why we're probably not going to get that Sonichu/ Planet Dolan cross-over we were promised.
Isaac Nelson
Is CWC a homosexual now?
Jaxson Ross
No, he's a "lesbian".
Carter Gomez
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Isaiah Mitchell
You apparently missed the quotation marks, friend.
David Rogers
Things change.
I'm sure back in 2008, people thought destroying the original Sonichu medallion was "LULZ".
Now we mourn the loss of an important piece of Christory.
Jeremiah Roberts
Is he actually trans or is this a "clever" ploy to get china?
Colton Young
Jaxon Davis
He seems pretty dead-set on people calling him "Christine" and "she". If he's in it for a con, it's one hell of a con (not even factoring in the festering wound he gave himself as part of his """transition""").
Jonathan Martin
Now that he's all trans, tolerant and sheeeiit, could he be trolled further by giving him the Garrison treatment?
Elijah Long
He got effectively trolled into trannydom.
Isaiah Martin
If Chris had been discovered today, in his current state, SJWs would surely come to his defense against the bigots that dare mock him.
Kayden Torres
He was drunk and sad when that happened. Lesbians were mocking him for not having a vagina.
Connor Peterson
Nah, some of his ealiest and most persistent trolls have always been (proto)-SJWs who justified their trolling because Chris was such a racist, sexist, homophobic WHITE FUCKING MALE.
And said "lesbians"? Inner circle trolls.
Ryan Anderson
Chris becoming a tranny was a surprise to the trolls, and it's really one of the big mysteries in Chris's life.
Why are you such a newfag?
Also, do you fucking have proof that the lesbians were inner circle trolls? Because I can't find shit to back that up.
Parker Baker
Many of his earlier and more persistent trolls are also worse than he is at being normal human beings. They are also massive hypocrites when it comes to how Chris is treated.
You might be interested in these threads about PVCC. I don't have the first one, but I have parts 2 and 3.
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Jonathan Myers
Stop with this attention whoring faggot. Just post your shit and fuck off
Ian Barnes
I actually enjoyed reading this. Am I a pervert?
Nolan Perry
Uh the whole TomGirl of Virginia forum thing was all trolls, that seems pretty premeditated a push towards the tranny thing.
Jaxson Scott
That was founded a month after Chris came out as a "tomgirl". A dead giveaway is "tomgirl", a term Chris came up with.
Brayden Baker
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Benjamin Harris
It's nice to see a TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fan.
Evan Nelson
So which troll got Chris to do a weight gain episode anyway?
Brody Wilson
Nigga, you were either born after 9/11 or spent most of your life as an obvious brainlet if you think crying crocodile tears over muh sexism/racism/homophobia to harass imagined "bigots" is a fucking meme from 2016.
The current CWC wiki pages telling the story of horrible thoughtcrimes against the GloboHomo order commited by autistic manchild from eight years ago ffs.
Adam Cook
Your post speaks volumes.
Jason Powell
Nicholas Collins
OP, when you run out of Sonichu, you should post the adventures of Sonichu's joyboy, Asperchu the Electric/Aspergers Hedgehog Pokemon.
Eli Russell
Or we could do Lazerbot's Tails Gets Trolled.
Landon Allen
Fuck that noise. Moon Pals.
Chris believed it was worth killing a man over.
Leo Cox
Lucas Thompson
Nathaniel Walker
Jacob Mitchell
Cooper Perry
Joseph Nguyen
Jordan Collins
Eli Morales
Daniel Williams
Hunter Martin
Nathan Wood
Jose Reyes
Joshua Kelly
Adam Kelly
And that's the last of Moon-Pals.
Cameron Nelson
Moon Pals is also acceptable.
Cooper Scott
Make a thread for it, B. It deserves it's own. I'd like to read it again.
Daniel Diaz
So I just happened upon this drawing by Chris. A letter from himself to himself.
I am concerned.
Evan Phillips
Huh. I actually feel kind of bad for old chris. Gods, these transthings, I'll never understand them. Now he's angry at his past self for being… well, himself! I don't think Chris really understands what he's doing here to himself. I mean, he's angry at himself for things he did himself, but he treats it like he's a new and DIFFERENT person now, somehow removed from the "old" Chris-chan. He believes himself to be a woman now (like so many other stupid fucking fags), so by kicking his past self in the nuts, he probably thinks he frees himself from his past sins. It's stupid and I'm rambling.
Logan Garcia
I hope the next troll convinces Chris his male self has teamed up with Reldnahc and is trying to take over CWCville.
Brandon Bell
Oh God, why does each individual ball need its own sound effect to crack?
Jackson Butler
Weird. I drew similar storylines back then, where an alternate, more badass version of my self-insert protagonist tries to take over his life/ replace him. He keeps coming back until he realizes all battles ending in a draw wastes his time, so he hides and resigns with the last of his surviving minions.
I guess that's one way to handle your massive insecurities. Putting the shit I drew together would be a feast for any therapist.
You can see all psychological developments over the years in it. First silly, then perverted, then angry/ hopeless conflict/ edgy, then resigned, then mocking myself and my work.
Isaac Rodriguez
What the hell is even going on, it's turning into a fetish diary. "Here's my weekly fetish, time to put it in the comics."
Anthony Morris
Let's also not forget this gem.
Matthew Thomas
Robert Hill
It wouldn't be history without loss
Jose Price
That weird correction note….I mean why doesn't he just redraw things? I never quite understand it. I'm sure he has a logic but I'd love to hear him explain it
Wyatt Williams
I'm more curious how Chris can regularly draw for over a decade and yet somehow not even slightly improve by sheer accident or random chance. It's a fucking gift.
Jackson Howard
I thought he killed all of the Asperpedia Four?
Michael Walker
He improved a little bit. I mean, now you can actually tell what he was trying to draw. The first issue took a lot of squinting before you could figure out what was going on.
And now the proportions are still fucked up but stay more or less consistent.
Evan Howard
Nice find
Aiden Bailey
I don't get it.
Michael Sanchez
I think you do.
Thomas Morales
Thanks for the cancer OP.
Parker Price
No but you might want to visit a doctor.
Andrew Bailey
Asperchu is actually a pretty good parody of CWC's life and Sonichu. It's also funny. Moon Pals is just edgy bullshit, just like Sonichu is Dead by the same cartoonist. It may have annoyed Chris, but it's not entertaining.
Elijah Rodriguez
I found it amusing.
Dominic Kelly
Chris is better than most trannies, he just directly wants to a woman and that's it. His autism and low IQ shields him from the SJW sophistry that usually goes with trannies.
Jacob Reyes
I think he's just more successful.
Carson Harris
What's funny is that despite being a tranny, Chris is incredibly prejudiced toward other trannies.
Aaron Smith
Really?
Jaxon Perry
Wow. Chris really manage to capture how fucking ugly trannies are. Also holy shit magi-chans dialogue is fucking killing me.
Adrian Reyes
It's not so much he wants to be a woman, it's his failure to woo any woman, ever and his conclusion, from being told "I have a boyfriend", that all the pretty girls are taken by selfish men. So he hates men, to the point he doesn't want to be one, and wants to be a lesbian.
It's an artefact of his autistic habit of taking things completely literally.