PRESS BRIEFING #40 WITH SEAN "THE GOOK HATES MY WAIFU SO I'LL TAKE HIS LAIFU" SPICER!!

Trump looks like he doesn't want to be there.

I can't blame him, between the space cunt wanting mars to be an international endeavor, and the daughter cunt ragging on about MUH STEM WYMYNZ.

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Thank god. Anything besides MUH STRONK STEM WYMYN.

Who else here is coming to Holla Forums a lot, lot less now that we're winning so much? I only come to Holla Forums nowadays for Spicer Press Briefings, or when the White House's news page and social media accounts posts something that I think Holla Forums will talk about.
I'm even starting to enjoy vidya again. Currently playing through the 3DS Etrian Odysseys. I'm rediscovering my like for challenging grinding games with the option to go autistic over build efficiency or wackiness.

Goofy space man is speaking wisdom.

It boggles the mind how people continue to insist that space projects need to be international endeavors. While the costs of the projects may be rather high, holding out hope for some kumbaya international space program is downright foolish. The colonization of Mars should be international in scope only in the same manner that the colonization of the New World was. Mars is big enough for the US, Russia, et al. to put down their own independent bases, and we'll all be better off for it, as multiple colonies would allow for the testing of multiple hypotheses at once. By running habitats in parallel, what works may more easily be discerned, allowing for changes to be made mid mission as opposed to the troubles of putting all our colonial eggs in one Roanoke sized basket.

Same, though the assange thing has me really really fucking leery. Was a shitty time for me to start browsing this place again.

The shitskins should be left to rot on Earth quite frankly. White men have been braving new inhospitable frontiers for tens of thousands of years while the mud races are content living in their resource abundant squalor. The only way they're going to space is if the marxist zombies drag them along, and that's what they're hellbent on doing. Gay Niggers In Outer Space need not become reality.

Stay on Holla Forums, faggot.

Got anything else? Because your ammo's already out.

Don't worry, I'm sure there'll be a shakeup inside NASA in the coming decade, and we'll see more reasonable heads put in charge.

I see you swapped VPNs again, after you got banned for posting cuckporn

Lol, 10/10 reply. That guy truly is a dumb shill. Trump obviously married all his children off to the jewry because he wanted to climb the ladder of political power, from where he would reveal that he was playing 4D chess all along.

8 MORE YEARS, DEAL WITH IT SHILLS

God damn it, no one posted cuck porn. Stop projecting your degeneracy on everyone you faggot.

You will never not be discovered.

shills are retarded

What if…

the God Emperor knew how to utilize weaponized autism? His power would be limitless.

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I know lol xddd amirite fellow pol, and that time he visited israel and kissed the western wall.
oh wait, it still hasn't happened

Finished making the bingo card for tonight. There should be a somewhat different one for each spicy press briefing

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Thank you Sean user.

Yeah, or like that time he didn't marry all of his children to jews, or when netanyahu didn't sleep in his son-in-law's bed. Still that wouldn't be as bad as kissing the western wall.

8 MORE YEARS, DEAL WITH IT YOU LARPING NAZI

I will. Thank you. =^)

Missing "refer to the press briefing / handouts"

#kekistan

What, was there cuck porn in the actual video? Or are you trying to say that trump making the speech itself is cuck porn? I honestly don't get what you're trying to say. No one posted cuck porn in those threads, but there were so many claims of claims otherwise that no one bothered to answer so it's more than suspicious. It was also said that those threads were pruned because of cuck porn, but again no real proof or anything, just wild claims.

ya i know right fellow anonymous. kissing the western wall isn't important at all and the last president to not kiss it didn't get assassinated or anything. I mean all his kids are zionists, don't you just hate zionists, we don't call them kikes, because thats antisemetic go-I mean guys. Oh also did I mention he is a zionist too, let me just keep claiming erics wife is a zionist too because that totally the truth and not fabrication 100% not fake news
kill yourself

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Your waifu is still of inferior quality, spiceman.

So his children are not all married to jews? Netanyahu didn't sleep in kushner's bed? Ivanka didn't convert to judaism? He didn't bomb syria? He didn't attend the passover dinner? He didn't have a rabbi at his inauguration? He didn't say what he said in last week's address, or in the webm from this thread?

Hmm… must be those damn fake news again.

am I doing meme magic now?

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the OP of a thread with that video had cuckporn in it when the nigger who keeps spamming it probably one of your coworkers got assmad and decided he was done trying, or put the wrong image in on accident, who knows. And you know that this happened because you are probably sitting in the same discord coordinating your little raid and now you are going to keep denying it ever happened to damage control your shill op.

see, you fucked up right here. He didn't attend the passover dinner. Good work, you got your shekel though.

also, call them kikes, say kike for me

If there was, show me an archive. If you're right, I'll shut up about it. The constant calling of anyone shills without proof is getting old.

Goes I was wrong on the passover thing. Read somewhere that he attended anyway. I guess all my other points are invalid.

no

why would I archive such a fucking thread? It was a cuckporn thread, why in the world would I think about archiving cuckporn just so I can prove later that it was a shill thread?

you fucked up

This is your mind on infowars. How about you address Trump's jewish connections?

SO you have no proof. You wouldn't archive that just to prove the thread was a shill thread when pressed? I'll go look for myself then, since either you are too weak to stomach that shit to prove your point, or you're lying. If I find the archive, I'll post it with all the trigger warnings you want, schlomo.

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If they've already been discussed it wouldn't be that hard to write a quick argument BTFOing all the haters, right?

Because thinly veiled /r/equest is thinly veiled /r/equest.

this is the same way kikes argue, let me make a bunch of accusations so you waste your time arguing useless bullshit that's already been discussed.
you still wont say the word kike

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So there is no argument against Trump's jewish connections. Got you. By the way, I'm not anti-semitic, so I will not say that nasty, hateful word.

TOP KEK. Are shills really behind *chan culture THAT much?

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Wew, we have an oldfag over here, watch out.

Words are not nasty, nor are they hateful. Words are merely symbols; they take on whatever characteristics you assign to them.

Okay, user. You got me. No actual shill can post for this long without going into autistic screeching mode.

I know, but as a civic nationalist, I believe that all races are equal, and that all we need are jobs, not hate.

I want Neo-Cons to fucking leave.

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Fuck off. Equality is a false god.

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believe me when I say these people posting the Trump video are cuckporn posting kikes now?

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No, I don't. I haven't found any archives of those threads, though I know someone in one of those threads had links to archives of something, possibly those threads.

That will be on the next bingo card

Decent bait. If you are serious then neck yourself

there was only 1 thread, I assume he fucked up. Nobody archived a cuckporn thread

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No, there were multiple threads on the video, all but the last being taken down almost as soon as they were put up without reason. They were shilled to shit before being deleted however, with no one willing to discuss anything. Just accusations of shills being thrown around uselessly, people screaming "Cuck porn! Cuck porn!" without posting proof, the works. Wish my computer wasn't a fucking potato.

Just finished Kemono Friends any other anime recommendations? watching angel beats next

because there was only 1 op with cuckporn image in his OP with the video in his post, and titled the same as all the other threads. I assume it was the same person who kept spamming the board with that thread over and over, and he fucked up and put the wrong image in his OP, he even said in his post in the thread, woops looks like you caught me now after he realized what he did. It was quickly deleted by mods, nobody would of thought twice to archive it because it was such a shitty thread with cuck porn in the OP, there was only 1 cuck porn image posted in the thread and it was OP, only about 15 different UIDs posted in that thread to tell OP to kill himself. I doubt any of them were about to archive it either.

For more 3DCG animal girls, you can't go wrong with Etotama.

Gonna have to call bullshit on that. Any Holla Forumsack with their salt would have archived it for proof of shilling. On of the threads was everyone telling OP to kill himself for not posting a webm, however. I will not believe that those threads were cuck threads until I see proof. Until I do, however, I will go with the gut instinct of those threads being shilled to death because the mods were trying to shut down any discussion about Trump that might be in a negative light even hypothetically. I know I saw coonman in there shilling and saging, lainposter sage bombing, the sleepy shills ( or at least their style of posting, also pic related) from cuck chan (Who I called out just before the thread was deleted) and a whole other host of shill tactics.

Why are we still having these threads when Trump revealed himself to be a neocon kike puppet and going 180 on all his promises?

SAY KIKE! WHY WON'T YOU SAY KIKE?

Kike, nigger, spic, wetback, gook, chink, shitskin, jew, hooknose, yid, pavement ape, slant eye, porch monkey and so on. By the way, hello endchan. I see you kept the file name.

Lol. If you told me two or three years ago that anime is a very effective weapon against Jewry, then I would not believe you.

Anyone else seeing this?

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SPICE LOVES THAT RICE

its not bullshit, but whatever. I don't bother to archive any shill shit anymore because its blatant, I used to back when liz mair and her pac was caught shilling but after that and the applied memetics it got tired.

Post your waifus. Your post number is Kek determining the score of your waifu 0 to 9.
GO

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Still good taste.

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dubs

Is kek trying to tell us to post frog waifus?

I think so.

Possibly

meant to respond to as well

Thats a quality frog user.

Even by weeb standards Japan is fucking wierd.

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I know that feel.

Gratz on your dubs.

This image always makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Not to derail the thread, but Trump recognized the Armenian genocide.

nice trips

I just realized I haven't seen the gook at all. Is he still alive?

The muscle chink poster? Yeah, he's posted twice. All of his posts are fucking hideous though. Otherwise, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

No user, the gook is the one that hates anime. The user that posts muscle chinks just has good taste.

Seriously? looks like a man with a woman's head shooped on. Disgusting.

Are you gay?

15 MINUTES TO SPICE TIME

I've only missed 1 so far, and I am unsure if to be sad over missing one or because I have only missed one

A bit of muscle is fine. I don't want a waif(u) that would snap in a stiff breeze or bruise like a banana if I hugged her, but I don't want something that looks like a man with a woman's face or she could bench press a fridge.

IT'S TIME

It begins

He's here
AND HE HAS GUESTS

SPICE TIME

Oh great, UN delegate is speaking. If any of these journos were actual good people, they would run up and brain her with whatever they were holding.

muh syria and north gooks - t. media

for gods sake

my rage is making the chi in my liver boil.

Like Israel's white phosphorus amirite?

What is this idiot talking about?

Fuck this fucking shit intern is in charge of audio again

born bullshitter.

Didn't mean to quote.

OW MOTHER FUCKER

Holy shit did they get some one thats deaf to do the audio?

MUH WOMYN

Is he lying or does he have parkinsons?

muh holohoax

more rage.

Meanwhile men suicides are through the roof.

What kind of question is that?

How many holocaust memorial days are there?

Only a week for the 6 million?

Maybe he just got done reading Trump's statement on the Armenians.

If women don't care about us, why should we care about them?

What a faggy voice

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touché. rhetorical question i guess

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Did she say congratulate The head turkroach? Why the fuck would Trump congratulate him?

Please my ears can only take so much

I want this audio guy's head on my desk by 8am tomorrow.

Also, did they seriously just ask why the Armenian genocide was called that? Are they denying it? Oy vey! Can't question the Holocaust, goyim, only the Chosen can be genocided, anyone else is lying and a pretender!

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GOd damn it all! WHy should we fucking care about an illegals that cross over into our country whether they are in a coffin or still in the womb? It's not our damn job to take in every single weeping child and all this moral grandstanding is fucking old!

Is Hillary going to prison yet?

Never ever.

Sean is being too nice today.

Fucking pisses me off that this is even a thing. I see false dilemmas being created and even pollacks being drawn in…

No. Trump didn't refer to it as a genocide, and they were asking why he didn't.

She's got many more layers of state (and deep state) protection that needs to be peeled back before you can drive a dagger into her black and crusty heart.

These fucking kikes

Like Soros?

Some one really needs to get rid of that audio guy

No flag pin for Sean today?

Oh you silly user. This is exactly what Hitler says in MK.

Gotta admit. I find myself more and mire siding against Spicer with some of these answers. When the fuck did everything start to go wrong Holla Forums?

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When faggots like you came here to shill.

When jews were created.

I want Trump to succeed, but anyone defending horseshit is a cuck that is just in the way.

>>>/out/

Probably when trump told a lot of his voters he wouldn't be telling the press many of his plans other than what the people requested like the wall and immigration problems etc.

April 1
There was a palpable change on this board, in the administration, and in the briefings directly after. You could see it just in the number and types of comments in these threads, and now the jewtube views are down from 30k to 8k.
Hard to put my finger on it, but something big and premeditated happened and no one is even acknowledging it.

Objective Trump supporters realized they were perhaps getting played. To compound the problem, discussing these valid concerns resulted mostly in "OMG YOU'RE A SHILL".

TEAM TRUMP STILL WINNING

Yeah, that's true. It's like the longest, cruelest April fools joke. The hack, the shilling, the missle strike without evidence that Assad gassed anyone other than it took place in Syria without the possibility of ISIS having a chemical weapons storage/production warehouse and all the other shit since then.

I am glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

Never been able to bring it up before and never had anything more than a feeling but after spending a while you just get used to certain things. A sharper sense when things are off and things have felt off for a while now.

Valid or not, you know damn well shills would've jumped on that as soon as they saw it.

They were probably playing both sides tbh. They've been waiting for something like this.

Right. Trump blatantly lied to us for the first time. It was an obvious false flag.

Yeah this isn't coordinated on discord at all.

Now that I think about it, it feels eerily similar to that day when half of America's internet shut down and Assange got blackbagged, then everyone went back to business as usual.

Hey shills, still angry? kek kek kek

I'm sure it is. And I'm sure they're exploiting the problems here. But that doesn't negate the fact there are actual problems to be addressed. Shills are easy to call out cause they use shit like "drumpf" and talk about cheetos. If a shill simply brings out the concerns and discusses them, then it doesn't hurt anything. All it does is provide a venue to either debunk it or not. If it can't be debunked, then it's an actual problem. A problem caused by the trump administration to give fodder to our enemies. It's loose loose. We only compound the problem by shitting all over discussing valid concerns.

Everything feels off, I still don't even know what to make of the Syria strike.

I think the oddest thing that nobodybtalked about was that it was Don Jr who originally stated that Ivanka probably influenced Trump. It's weird of him to point out a difference like that.

I wonder if he wasn't signalling. Maybe Kushner is holding Ivanka hostage or some crazy shit like that.

That was a bit more dramatic and jarring, this feels far more mechanical and orchestrated.

Wew lads it sure is MAT in here today.

The fuck is MAT? New paid shill group?

Oh, he means r/MarchAgainstTrump

See
user you triggered my tism. it's "lose" and stop putting two spaces after a period

(((>>9792325)))
Holy fuck you niggers are hilarious.

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Remember when these threads were fun?

FUG LADS DID I MISS IT?

barely

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While the astroturf shills have raided the board over missiles launched at a patch of desert, we missed this historic shitposting session with God Emperor Trump.

According to this video, NASA is already building the rockets for the 2030 Mars mission. Shills btfo'd.

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Of all the things to forget to spoiler. God damn it.

Not only did he trigger your 'tism, you even corrected the greenquote.
Impressive.

checked, and I remember when they felt like nonstop winning.

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thanks for noticing

we should continue this frank and objective in tomorrow's thread instead of waifu-posting

Will do, and I never waifu post Mayuri best girl, but I do enjoy seeing the waifu wars and smugs. Also, there's not that much more to do before the main event.

what is the third reply to this thread
faggot

You can count on me to waifupost during the entire press briefing. Is there a briefing on every week day? I wouldn't know because I was busy being a normie for the past 3 years. I literally only seen 2 live press briefings.

How did that turn out?

Almost every week day. The next one is tomorrow at 11:00 AM for West coast and 8:00 AM East coast

8AM EST? What the fuck I thought this was suppose to be for NEETs?

It's fucking great.

What happens when gods collide?

Harsh.

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The only child that matters is his heir, Barron. The rest were expendable mistakes.

But Hitler didn't gas millions of jews.