Let's talk Kirby
and Susie
Let's talk Kirby
and Susie
I finished squeak squad a week ago, I'm probably going to try the new one eventually.
Need a translator here, please.
I believe Sectonia was bewitched by the Amazing Mirror.
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yes
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Can we all agree that the new game is linear, tedious to play through, but overall adequate?
How's Triple Deluxe and RTD?
Haltmann did nothing wrong.
Holy shit, a Kirby game is linear??!?!?
The puzzles are super fucking weak. No more punishment for not getting the right ability a few screens back? Pointless.
The story was pretty cool. At least the Robobot wasn't another Ultra Ability/Hypernova level ender.
Triple Deluxe was pretty good, not too much to complain about, although I don't remember much about the puzzles.
RTD was great. It finally gave us a WATER ABILITY.
Dude thought his daughter was dead, so he went insane. If only he knew she was like, right there, this whole time.
Thing is, with the stickers you could find in the levels, I felt like I had to explore offscreen at all points (only to find nothing), and stay on the main path, or else I'd miss something.
It wasn't like SS's Cave Offensive where you could come and go as you please, or even like Dyna Blade or Meta Knight where you had bonus rooms full of food and skips
I guess so. To be honest, this was the weakest level design in a Kirby game ever. It was all just back-screen gimmicks.
Suujii got a present for her father for father's day, knowing that she may never see him again after "that". Kirby happened to stumble upon him while taking a stroll through space. Papa casually greets her and laughs about the whole thing, having not particularly experienced much hardship. Suujii is upset that her worries were wasted.
Does kirby talk in nipland?
No, but it's there for the cartoony effect, I'm sure.
I can't see how you fuckers don't like the Galboros family. They're so great with their simplistic yet ferocious style.
i didnt knew kirby had so many semen demons in his games.
Lets be honest, the only thing Planet Robobot will be remembered for is the qt robot grill
There were a lot, and I want them all.
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His exploding Susie drones took on a darker tone once I read his info.
sometimes robots need a good dicking
sometimes fuck robots it sometimes it sometimes it sometimes fuck robots fuck
do not fornicate with lagging androids
Where's the porn?
Where's the lore discussion?
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I still can't believe Kirby has DEEPEST LORE now
But I wished Planet Robobot allowed co-op in the game's story mode, they could've brought back Helpers and the separate screens on each 3DS can allow people to fall behind without confusion.
It's always been deepest lore.
Still no Kirby game focusing on the relation between Gooey and Black Matter and having whatever is above 0 and 02 as the final boss.
There's something above 0?
There may be. If 02 is a reincarnation of 0, it's unlikely, then we should get a 03. If 02 is another separate being, there must be something above them, creating them.
Full 3D Kirby when, dammit
Okay, so we have Triple Deluxe, which had a *Dedede* mode, and we have Robobot, which had a *Meta Knight* mode.
All we need is a 3rd 3DS game with a *Bandana Dee* mode
I feel like the 3D sub-game was a controls test
Robobot has a "minigame" where you play kirby on a 3D perspective.
It has no copy abilities and no slide kick, but it has limited flying for some reason.
It's not much, but they might be testing this concept for a future full game.
Sure did fuck up the spoilers on that post, didn't I?
Bandanna Dee was a mistake.
They should've brought back gooey.
Damn a brand new chracter would be better than bandanna dee.
Unless in the next 3DS game featuring him he is revealed to be the Waddle Dee in Crystal Shards, in this case it's all smiles.
I think they retconned it somewhere that the 64 Dee was Bandana Dee. Can't recall where though
holy shit we gurren lagann
I got Rainbow Curse off of the eShop sale, but I really should try to full-clear Triple Deluxe first. Robobot looks good, too. Come to think of it, I've never truly been disappointed by a Kirby game.
>yfw spoilerslike for real spoilersNOVA
where's the Susie porn
I'm born? Oh fuck
I'm not going to spoonfeed you completely, only a little tiny bit to serve as a nudge in the right direction, still requiring you to think and look for shit yourself.
All you need to do is search up the term "shortstack" wherever you see fit, and the rest will inevitably fall into place.
I got plenty of that, just not of Susie
Cancer found
Why is her spine broken?
because the artist can't draw a pose for shit, but draws nice butts and thighs.
Here's a better one
Here's some user it is lacking on porn for now.
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Thanks user, have some Midna in return
why isn't there a shortstack board?
Because there are threads on porn boards for that
because midna is not a shortstack, just short
if we can get an /ara/ board and a /monster/ board surely we can get a /shortstack/ board
doesnt /d/ just cover that base anyway
Are there any hard kirby games? Or even games om medium where you die a few times but nothing too hard
Midna's got a pretty big ass for a creature of her size though
Harder stuff in Kirby is post-story mode, generally
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why are Kirby thread so dead here?
Since when did Kirby produce such a semen demon?
lel
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Please stop "shitting up" my Kirby thread.
See you later faggot
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Pros:
Cons:
It's a good game, but it has no replay value.
(^:
typical