ALL HANDS ON DECK
Today is the first round of French Presidential Elections, from 7AM to 7PM (GMT).
First official partial results will be unveiled at 8PM, because of French law, but foreign neighbor countries (like Belgium) will probably leak some results even before the polls close.
If none of the 11 candidates scores more than 50%, there will be a second round on Sunday, May 7th between the two candidates who got the most votes.
CRASH THE EU WITH NO SURVIVORS
Holla Forums already knows who will most probably be able to achieve this : MARINE LE PEN of the FRONT NATIONAL party.
There are other anti-EU candidates, but either they are commies (like Mélenchon) or are pro-nigger faggots (like Assinloo) or both.
YEAH BUT I HEARD THAT…
Yeah, yeah, I know, there are fucking SHILLBOTS who spam every thread about France with the same shit. These have been debunked 6000000 times so I won't bother anymore. ANYWAY, whenever you catch a post saying hysterical nonsense like "jewish neo-con hasbara puppet zionist kike" (see pic related 2), FILTER AND REPORT. This bot's only goal is to derail the thread, and it will succeed if you reply to him. So DON'T REPLY TO HASBARA-FAG.
EUROPE NEEDS YOUR ENERGY
The most unsufferable butthurt for the left would be a FIRST-ROUND WIN for LE PEN. So it's time to stop dicking around and CAST YOUR MAGIC RIGHT NOW.
MEME MADAME PRESIDENT RIGHT AT THE FIRST ROUND
MEME MADAME PRESIDENT AU PREMIER TOUR
For the most HIGH ENERGY of us: the left is very active on social networks here in France (despite the FN scoring 40% on 18-25 French people), especially Twitter.
General Election hashtags to raid and follow
#Presidentielle2017
#JeVote
#Election2017
#ElectionPresidentielle2017
#RadioLondres (some social hashtag bullshit where leftists are quite active, non-official leaks and saltmine here)
Marine Le Pen hashtags
#MarineLePen (non-official so less kosher)
#JeVoteMarine (I vote Marine, non-official, some memes)
#Marine2017 (official)
#AuNomDuPeuple (in the name of the people, official FN campaign hashtag)
#FN
Some FN-friendly accounts (trigger warning some are altcucks)
@MLP_officiel
@FN_officiel
@Marion_M_Le_Pen
@capupatriote
@CharlotteBBR
@PtdArcole
@JeuneAthena
@Reveident
@A_Addams_
Other candidates hashtags
Melenchon (@JLMelenchon ): #Melenchon #JLM2017 #FranceInsoumise (unsubmitted France) #joursheureux (happy days) #AvenirEnCommun (future together) #LaForceDuPeuple (strength of the people, campaign theme)
Macron (@EmmanuelMacron): #Macron (add #bouffon for some salt) #EnMarche (in motion(?), campaign theme)
Fillon (@FrancoisFillon): #fillon #Fillon2017 #FillonPresident
LIVE STREAMS ?
I couldn't find any specific French election-related feed, so you'll have to do with 24/7 news feeds.
[EN] France 24: www.france24.com/en/livefeed
[EN] Euronews: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw4p_q2CKx8
[FR] LeSoir.be (for most up-to-date non-official news): live.lesoir.be/Event/RadioLondres_les_resultats_de_la_Presidentielle_francaise_en_direct
[FR] FranceTVInfo.fr embedded for burgers: countercollective.online/int/french-presidential-election-first-round-live-results/
… And your usual RT/CNN/BBC etc.
COME ON LET'S DO THIS
I'M COMING