Hey Holla Forums im going to open a pizza shop soon. why dont you come by and check it out

No, that's Spain.

Im not familiar with this, but I´m assuming youd best go for young people/blue collar/children, rather then take up the block with less people in it. Less money per sale, but getting a bigger income through numbers.

i need to buy a property but this place is for rent for $8000 some buildings are $12000. the market is in recession by 3%

I'm sure that'll change when you start your business, you'll be able to make the pizza business sector great again.

we´re going cheap, to get started. So buy the cheaper one, also gets you $4000 in reserves, in case you fuck up

After looking around I've decided to rent this place out, its close by residential buildings at the top.

He already has 20k, 8k's enough for a fuckup. Go for the 12k.

apparently he's renting, instead of buying. Or am I seeing this worn?

that building was not for sale but the one next to it is. here are the stats of potential customers.

as I suggested before, go for young/ blue colour/young people, strength in numbers

I keep looking at the wrong building.

Lets look at the news until i figure out how to rent this place out.

The solution: Add Garlic.

(if you have that in this game, that is)

Ah, I think you're right. Not sure what the rent increment is though.

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GET TO MAKING PIZZAS ALREADY

I think i found a good place.

yeah, go with that. we can't see all the options so we'll just trust you. also

finally figured this shit out, have to call the Realtor.

Where are the pizzas?

What the fuck?!

I'm going to have to get this game

ok we finally have our pizza shop.

Suddenly, I consider this game as part of xcom canon

ayy lmao

God damnit

lets check out the news.

Oh, how times change.

You don't know degeneracy before you've seen what Swedes do to their Pizzas.

we were too late.

Bluepilled as fuck.

here is our pizza shop, we need to hire some staff or buy furniture.

what the fuck

SWEDEN YES

Buy stools shaped like giant dicks.

Have 10 cooks, and only have one place to sit.

No takeout.

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Buy swastikas

Is that mayonnaise on the fucking pizza?
Fucking disgusting

Some of those are more salad than pizza.

This is the only chef we can hire right now.

PERFECTO HIRE HIM IMMEDIATELY

Probably don't have to worry about his retirement plan if he dies on the job.

Nice fella, too bad he'll die in a week.

Hire this man before he dies.

SWEDEN YES

He looks like a rapist. Perfect for our shitty piza parlor.

we need to buy some kitchen tools and furniture. im not hiring any waiters so the old man will have to work on his own for a while.

or should I higher 1 waiter so he doesn't get a heart attack on duty.

No waiters, let the old man work his ass to death

he's already better at serving than he is at cooking

We haven't even finished one pizza and I'm struggling to breathe

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name of pizza game??/

Seriously?
It's in the first image you retard.

Go for a small 1-person sized oven. We can make a trip to Germany for a bigger one later.

Only way to make a real pizza is with a god damn pizza oven.

Cheapest oven's not even an oven

You can grill a pizza?

stone oven small seems the best. Not the cheapest, but that quality difference looks good.

Either that or the small oven.

If we decide not to go with a waiter, we should go with exclusive. It has the best quality, even better than the more expensive ones.

ok, ive gone with this oven, $7000, 2 pizzas at 11 minutes.

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counterpoint: what kind of reserves do we need/want to protect against fuck ups.

(checked)

wait, we still have 28.000 cash left? oh that's fine, go for the big oven.

too late.

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Any differences between round tables and square?

Get some basuc table greens and either office chairs or white stools. Additionally some modern Art 2s.

The colors remind me of yoshi eggs
haha

we were going for blue color/youth/kids, right?

I prefer to get stuff from Garden Furniture LTD, mid range, okay stuff

wooden chairs and basic tables (whatever color)?

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What did you expect from a city infested with ayys?

Don't be a casual dining establishment, OP

sorry for the long wait, i fucked something up and the game crashed, dont worry i bought my place again.
i wanted to hire the old man again but he isnt available. must have died.

Is that how many he can make or how many he can eat?

Into the oven with him.

Hire him and a waiter, get the exclusive over, get a better set up and voila, you have your new stockholm pizza restaurant

we have to hire a waiter now, he'll probably have to roll around to serve them

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Into the oven with him.

dobson strikes again

Philip Cuisine looks like a good cook.

meant Philippe Cuisine

hire Philippe Cuisine, a waiter or two, and get the cheaper ovens so we can cook more pizzas

he cost $490

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Than hire Pierre Pinhead.

You better hire Fran Jackson, OP. You are not an evil racist, are you?

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I already hired philippe cuisine

damn it there are too many of these fuckers

I agree with the majority Get Philip Cuisine, but also get Fran Jackson, I mean look at that pic, she is clearly just wearing a Necklace and a smile. It'll be the hooters/strip club of pizza restaurants.

remember You can also train employees in the future.

90%+ of Holla Forums was not alive on that day.

Either Elvis Or Helen Hopeful. Not sure if intelligence is needed as a waiter, if not definitely Hellen.

Marcel Plumbous, no need to spend too much on a waiter and his stats are decent where it matters

also, I appreciate the effort OP, these threads are fun

I hired this waiter, i also bought 4 wooden chairs and 2 green tables for $1000

And now i need to decide on the oven again.

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Damn hippies and their government echo-taxes.

exclusive again, it can cook 260/day, though I don't know if it'll do well during busy hours

I was thinking of getting 2 stone ovens for $6000

this should make 4 pizzas at 12 minutes with a quality of 58.

Quality > Quantity
Especially when you only have two tables.

Won't that waste phillipe's cooking skill?

maby but the more pizzas i sell the more money i can make, and upgrade in the future right?

But if your pizzas aren't that good your popularity will not increase much, meaning less clients

which is better?
shitty OC for the thread

Did you cut them in paint?

Jesus christ.

i do not have the patience for paint, i used GIMP

What in the fuck is going on here?

i went ahead and bought the 2 stone ovens since we need to start making pizzas already.

They're both awful.

if at least one person in this thread got a laugh my job is done

nothing but asparagus

Specialise in Anchovy-Leek-Kiwi-Lemon Balm-Pizzas

some of these ingredients . . .
pineapple and ham :^)

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Step it up OP

That's aiming a bit high user

THE DEEPEST LORE

Gonna need some cockles.

which is better deal.

Shouldn't you decide on pizza designs before ordering ingredients?

Always go for quality, user.

And hurry up with those goddamn pizzas already!

C-c-checking those dank double trips.

Erik's vegetables

Hurry up OP I'm fucking hungry already

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Pizza a la Faggot

watermelon and KFC pizza

"The Aww Lawdy"

Might as well go with "Jew" if you don't think of anything else

Sjoerens.
He has good prices for the quality he offers and he has everything. This is a no brainer.

Sicilian Mafia Front Restaurant

goddammit Holla Forums, i was gonna only edit it a little and now i've spent more time editing it than i have actually drawing this week, how about now? is it at least a little better?

It does look better at least

Do you pick from that list to make a menu, or do you just have everything available?

Depending on which it is, see what ingredients you're gonna need.

BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA WHERE

i bought 2 and 3 of everything for starters.

it wont let me name a pizza right now.

Lets advertise the pizza store.

Newspaper ads. This is back when they were sorta relevant.

Ayy, you want some pizzas? Come on down to Stockholmao!

Giorno Giovanna

pay off some critics, err, nvm, it's not CURRENT YEAR

this, depending on cost

Newspapers and flyers, can't go wrong with that

shit, i accidentally bought a tv ad.

Oh yay, Our pizza's make our ovens sick… that is going to be a WONDERFULL response.

this is the commercial.

That's a bit barbaric isn't it? Well, whatever gets us the shekels

lewd

I remember this game, it gets all kinds of whack late game.

What kind of of ayy lmao wears different colored socks.

It's two amputees sitting next to each other

Also I just noticed that the guy liked the commercial so much he threw his spaghetti plate into the wall.

Lets make our pizza

Fucking finally!

use lots of ingredients.

Nothing but olives and pineapple.

black olives and jizz

seconding this

Perfect for sweden

Sage pizza.

Pineapple only.

bunch of cockles and an egg

Meat and cheese, all kind of meat and cheese

All anchovy

Perfecto!

Is that a fucking pineapple?

Delicious.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I call it the Gold Experience.

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these bastards didn't like our pizza, lets give them something to much on.

A dick made out of anchovies

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goatse pizza

do you think this is a motherfucking game?

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make a god damn big sausage pizza

Yeah the judges have shit taste.

That faggot second from the right didn't even try the pizza.

Well it's not always that this kind of pic is completely accurate

Or maybe someone influenced them, isn't that right, (((0e141d)))?

Oy Vey

big guy (gut) pizza

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Make a _7_ pizza.

What's the matter, don't you like my idea here I can guarantee you goy user that it's top quality, why you can even check those dubs.

lel scrub

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Make a Sicilian: Parmesan cheese on the base, tomato sauce on top, followed by grated Mozzarella. Can't go wrong with that shit.

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These fuckers better like it this time, i worked extra hard on it.

Don't worry user, they'll like it

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you're supposed to put the cheese in that grinder thingy you nub.

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Make a pizza that looks like India's flag to let them know they have shit taste

Those plebs don't understand good pizza when they see it.

Damn the judges are a bunch of assholes aren't they?
At least it's better than pineapple

only the best for my son paheet

use mincemeat and gooseberries around the middle and make a circle of sausage towards the outside, coating it with excessive amounts of Sage, the best garnish
those hoity toity pieces of shit wont know what hit em

pineapple pizza is good fuck you guys

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Don't worry user, it's not because your pizza is of low quality, it's just that the judges are neo nazists. You should buy more TV ads to promote multiculturalism thus replacing those racist homophobic judges with proud trans-muslims of color. The more people enter the country, the more will enter your fine establishment as well. Also you should really make this pizza . I guarantee that the goy judges will love it.

They better fucking like it.

The fuck is that?

I think he can use it on tomatoes too to make sauce.

Designated shitting pizza.

India's flag, nigger.

Pie in the loo

Finally we have a pizza.

?????

This isn't out of 100, right?

… are the judges scoring out of 100?

also, that fucker still hasn't touched his pizza

None with left beef

Looks like the Quattro is a winner

It performed better than expected, ship it

I guess we have a paki amidst the judges.

seems so

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Next Pizza

Shit seastika

i dont think that faggot is ever gonna eat your pizza

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because a rat eating a retarded sandwich with golden cutlery is always a good sign

Why the fuck is there a rat on your pizza?

haha i wonder what his feet smell like
haha i wonder if he gets embarrassed by being bloated from eating too much pizza
haha

haha

Well I guess they can't be all that bad

we are finally open for business with 3 pizzas on our menu.

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Damn, wish real pizzas were that cheap.

we have just opened our restaurant, we are $65000 in debt.

you set the price

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If the swastika pizza is part of the menu, make it $14.88

Well shit, better start making dosh, son. And clean your window.

You are forgetting he's swedish. He thinks that pizza is oppressive.

Oh shit, better start working before the goyim-hunters arrive

He also thought the India pizza sucked.

I was wondering why your cash was going up instead of down.

Since you don't seem to have experience with this game, let me give you a hint. If you use one of the existing recipes, you have to copy the shape and amount of ingredients from the recipe book that comes with the game. You won't get any customers unless you do that, it's like copy-protection.
pizzatycoon.org/search/label/Standard Recipes

Time to get cooking

I like my pizza with ham/sausage, pineapple, and jalapenos.

we sold our first pizzas.

i'll try to copy some of these pizzas.

Lets check out the news.

Only $64996 to go!

are we fucked?

look at the side, debt's increasing

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who the fuck put ginger on a pizza

I'd try it.

this is why you have no friends

Day-2
im going to buy some flyer ads.

we need more pizza and fast!

We're going to sink harder than the ouya

newspapers

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why not more TV ads?

We need to sell OP, sell!

it cost $5000

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bought advertisements.

rule 34

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So how much time do we have to pay that enormous debt?

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we had a customer but he got up and walked out.

I'd say a few months tops, then the mafia is coming for OP's kneecaps

Pls….

Not even the hobos like your place, OP.

oh fuck I spoke too soon

You can buy bombs and flamethrowers and shit from the mafia and sabotage other restaurants. :^)

Tell them to fuck off, we can protect ourselves.

That gang doesn't look culturally enriched enough for Stockholm

OHSHIT

the best way to sell pizza is to get rid of all the other pizza

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they seem like fine chaps I'd say go for it, I don't know why they'd need protecting from you though

Purifying Sweden, one pizza place at a time

Don't worry OP, your money is going to a good cause

eat pineapples until you die

Jokes on you guys, we're already broke

Gift them toxic pizza, and then when the jews come, gift them some too

I cant deal with this shit!

Neat! Maybe they'll come again to eat pizza.

not like you have any customers anyways

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That's okay, when the kneecap collectors come back he can let them know why they won't be receiving their payment

I'm sure they'd love to hear all about his hamster

GIT TO WERK

You have to be firm and strict, just because you're in Sweden doesn't mean you should let them walk all over you

WORK

GET TO WORK, SLAVE

This thread made me want to play some management simulator, and download The Movies.

OP should play the sequels where you can put entire octopi into a pizza along with ants and sliced up ants

The only pizza game i ever played was Pizza Connection 2 which seems to be essentially the same. Can anyone tell me what sets these two apart and which one is better? I kinda want to play Pizza Connection again.

WHAT A THRILL

for what ever reason this thread has got me craving pizza, is that bad?

Yes, you will become fat fucker like me, that is hated by everybody and even on Holla Forums.

I feel like that's a natural consequence of playing a game like this

Shut it down

What about a pizza for ants?

Just checked and there is also a third game, Fast Food Tycoon 2.

Same to me, and I just ate an hour ago dammit.

How should i act towards staff?

I also made a new pizza.

I want it inside me

Disgusting.

what score did it get? also, nice.

Strict

Merciless, teach 'em who's boss.

NO MERCY

only worthwhile pizza is tacotown.

I hate that you don't cut off head and tail of fishes.

NO MERCY

NO QUARTERS

VICTORY IN DEATH

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I bought a jukebox and an arcade machine.
Debt:90000

Fucking newfag, this webm was made since 4cucks got webm support.

Why do you keep spending money OP!

We're fucked.

get more pizza shit, you need alot of arcades to make money off of them

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Bravo OP

kek

Remember to make some halal pizzas.

HOW DO I PLEASE THESE FUCKERS

ITT: we crash harder than the Ouya

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I'm starting to believe starting in Sweden was a mistake

But he's right. It definitely looks like railway station waiting room.

Put on some rugs and delete that shitty marble.

your decor has to be MODERN

The solution is to hire as many women and minorities as possible

In hindsight Italy would have been a better place to open a pizza place.

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we should have started in Detroit.

Don't worry, user, the EU will bail you out.

What the fuck

OP should work for the Federal government tbh

Maby its the ovens, here let me buy another one!

Are you paying your staff and rent by the second?

o.k, just go nuclear and buy fucking everything and see what happens

do it and make a thread like this

Make Jew Pizza

wrong choice OP, you shoulda bought the 15k electric oven. We need to keep up with demand

rent day when

I just fired my overpriced chef, im going to hire this guy instead.

OP, I think it's time to start over…

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This might be a good idea.

Nevermind, i thought it said 40$

im going to send this guy to cooking school.

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god dammit hotwheels

It's over folks

I still don't understand how its going up so fast at day 2.

Its not hotwheels anymore, user.

You are supposed to say "god dammit jim"

The problem might be me, im looking for a manager.

OP not even selling your kidneys is gonna get the mafia off your back at this rate

Just what your shop needs, some cultural enrichment

OP YES

???????????????

fitting

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DO IT FAGGOT

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STAKE ALL YOUR DEBT!

You have nothing to lose!

I think one of my old workers were stealing from me, as soon as i hired a manager look at my money.

Where the fuck did all your debt go? Also, all in.

I agree, EMPTY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

BET IT ALL
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE

how do you steal what doesn't exist?

Trust me, its totally not (((Ruppenstein)))

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Well.

Its called piracy in our world.

Oh look. We already lost.

FRUIT PIZZA?!?!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For fucks sake OP did you not learn your lesson already?

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thats not me, thats my competitors pizza.

Why do some people like their pizza with pineapples on it? It's absolutely disgusting.

Oh, okay then. Trust me, just creating a normal looking real life pizza would get you an instant win.

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For a game set in the 90s it really nails the reality of SWEDEN YES

IT BEGINS

Oh…
You got this one on the bag OP

don't listen to him, make kebab pizza

Or this.

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What?!

Op, what are you doing?

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winrar

OP, why?

I want this world to burn now.

That's it, I'm fucking done

Enjoy your debt OP

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wait what?

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Wait a second, what was our name again?

what was paradisos?

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Pizza 2000

How much money op have bet on this?

WE LOSE. OP HOW MUCH IS THE DEBT NOW.

Wait a second, how did we get below 30 when our pizza is basically the same as our competition? Is our chef THAT bad?

Probably took too long. Look at the times, OP is at over 4 minutes while everyone else is under 1.

It was time based, I think.

We got the highest rating, though.

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We 98%, when there's a 99% Pizza Parlor.

So no. Our rating and time were both shit.

Also is not the competition. The goal of the contest is to get as close to the example pizza in as fast as possible.

Then what was the point of that added green spice?

This fucking rating doesn't make any sense.

Score is counted by % and time.

Best time was Pizza world and they got 88% - 94 points
Best % was Pizza Parlor, but they also got the worst time (except op) - 99

Who won was having both time and % right between those two with score of 100.

Totally jews bought those reviewers.

I didnt know it was to get it to look like that pizza, i was trying to add some more flavor to top that guy.

hey i like computer games

I'm really sorry, user

Lets make a fish pizza.

OP, there's a way to buy guns from the Mafia, apparently. Go buy a bomb and blow up a competitor.

wtf is up with these judges?! i literally copied shit from this website and they gave me zeros.

pizzatycoon.org/search/label/Standard Recipes

Am i the only person thinking that op has maximum difficulty set? No way in our first pizza contest there would be all scores above 90 except ours.

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Maybe the game is trying to tell us something
Or it might be

they didnt even fucking finish it how can they give such harsh reviews

I got hired by the mob for side work.

Fish pizza looks like this user. It doesn't even use lobster, wtf are you doing.

Sounds about right

Reagan? Steal the bucket of water user, you can take care of your debt

I wonder if op is legitimate autist that wants his industry crash with no survivors.

I got hired by the mob for side work.

Looks like Ronald ragen is part of the Swedish extremist party.

its just one little job to get back on his feet

Just become a weapons dealer, it's more profitable than making shitty pizzas.

Once you go there, you can't leave. You're roped into the business whether you like it or not

It's only temporary, it'll all work out

but hes got a business to run. theyll understand, theyre adults

I said no to the mob.

stock up on jokes op we're going to need them

But you have no money, how the fuck ayy lmao is going to sell you anything?

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I no longer know what the fuck is going on

You don't say no to da mob

Next time deyre gonna make you an offah you can't refuse

Ice cream? I love ice cream!

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mint with chocolate chips

OP, you know what to do

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No pineapple?

Lemon ice.

can anyone tell me bump limit?

Lemon

Do it you fucking faggot, since you love fruit so much

Too bad they don't have pineapple

750 posts. If you will make any thread before hitting that you will be banned by a jew.

300

We already passed it. Make a new thread once we hit page 11 or something

Also its 2016, people aren't checking first page anymore, but catalog instead, so bumping isn't necessary to progress the thread.

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do it faggot

this best be some ice cream

How many scoops we getting anons?

20

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20.

what the hell did we buy?

shit nigga you gon get some good-ass ice cream

THAT FUCKER RATTED ME OUT!!

I just realized its a gorbachev.

He was famous for his pizza hut commercial when he dissolved USSR.
youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw

oh fugge

What the hell was that icecream?

So, the swedish police is run by chimp Lucky Luke?

WHAT THE FUCK WE JUST WANTED SOME GODDAMNED ICE CREAM

It was just a prank bro

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Let's take an eight days vacation.

Wasn't each scoop 6000? What kind of shit fine is that?

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Fuck it, it's not like we're ever going to pay that debt, might as well live it up while we can

don't listen to them op what if we meet a prison bro?

no homo

hah thats a cool reference

Is that a debt or op's money though?

That's where you failed OP, how are you supposed to bribe the cops if you only buy 1 icecream

I should have spent the 8 days in prison.

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What, like people wouldn't notice you going to prison?

ANAL VIRGINITY INTACT

So, how long until we blow ourselves up?

Yeah, that's the worst part.

Won't it make a good PR that you are with mafia? Like more gangsters coming to your place?

everyone seems to have it rough these days…

Yep, we definitively should have started someplace else

Why didn't nintendo sued them for this?

This fuckers pizza place is packed!

It's happening

You better fucking sabotage his shit.

Is it me or are most of those pizza place's names sound like the mafia? Is OP fighting against rival mafia pizza groups?

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Rats I guess

I thought this game was about pizza, what is this?

1 0 0 P I Z Z A S A D A Y
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released: 3 rats

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Do it OP, just join the mafia and lose the debt.

let's look into the abyss

It's time to look down

Why stop now?

What the fuck, I thought this game was about pizza

WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

AND NO HOPE

YOU DON'T HAVE A NEED TO ABANDON ANY HOPE IN THE ABYSS.

LETS ROCK STRAIGHT TO HELL

The abyss calls for us.

You know what you must do.

I remember this game, it's less "Lets make pizza's and make money" more "Lets make pizza's, rack up debt cause we are a struggling new buisness, get in touch with the mob for a loan, still struggle, gotta start working with the mob, become basically a mob boss with a pizza chain. Force your competitors out of business, and then sit back as you still make crap pizza, but only you make the pizza in the town."

Or as we call it in the states, "Walmart".

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Sounds like video game industry (EA, Bethesda, Ubisoft)

How much longer until we're GANG STARS

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Really? So its actually a mafia simulator? Sounds rad.

Maybe you can get a career as a pizza saboteur for hire.

It's a hard life.

that reminded me, i need to buy some laxative.

Yeah, the guys that made this, almost every game they made was basically a "mafia Simulator" so even though they had a game where you built houses called "Constructor" the idea was that you would use your "boys" to sabotage the works crews of other locations while fullfilling the orders on the cheap with cheap material and the like.

I'm not kidding, the company was basically just making Mafia Sims with a "Tycoon" game as a cover story.

and /out/ you go

sounds solid, why isn't this its own genre?

But this makes their games fun, user.

That's sounds a lot better than a regular tycoon game, why weren't they more popular?

Why would you post this?

I didn't mean that was a bad thing, I'm all for this guy why ISN"T this a series? Hell I'd like one like "Bakery Tycoon" where you basically gain orders of "Powdered Sugar" that you sell on the street corners after hours.

As far as I can tell it's because it is a british series, and most people that played probably on did the Pizza Tycoon stuff, never realizing the mafia simulator underneath.

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starting to sound like those indie games that look innocent but holds a horribly secret

Ok when can we bump off the kike with the fedora?

and the landwhale maybe?

actually maybe it would be better to just make a mafia simulator where you could eliminate enemies and take control over businesses

I need to increase prices.

multiply them by 7, if I'm reading delivery capacity right

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wtf are those red things in the corners? You don't have to get the shape exactly right, but you need the ingredient amounts to be exactly right. Compare the ingredients list on that site with the ingredient list of your pizza (the stacked up balls icon).

FINALLY, OUR FIRST SATISFIED CUSTOMER!

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Could even make it work like the movie Smalltime Crooks (think that's what it's called), where a bunch of thieves open a bakery next to a bank so they can dig into a vault, but the bakery business has a lot more success than they expected.

looks like you're running out of ingredients

HOLY SHIT WE'RE MAKING A COMEBACK

im going to hire this guy.

Well, at least he's motivated.

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100% going to steal your shekels

I dunno, I liked the concept of buying the game for one reason, then finding a fully fleshed out second game underneath it.

Id like to see it kinda be both, where you can be successful just running a pizza place, but you have the mafia stuff to fall back on if you fail.

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This is fine

"Yes sir, Im highly motivated in taking your money, and giving you orders- wait, I mean IM highly motivated in MAKING you money, and TAKING your orders."

wait what the fuck we're still

also get more ingredients?

Do you even pizza?

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Hey, good job! Only $193900 to go!

what the fuck

it's probably monthly, we didn't have any yesterday

Um… guys, I just found out… Yellow is NOT debt… that's profit…

I bought some new furniture, and even put a kids table.

They seem to love it.

We've been barely making any shit, how would we in a profit?

I seem to be doing something right.

A-Are we p-popular

time to become globalists pizzicati

Ive sent this guy to learn how to cook, he still didn't go above 56

might want to rise prices more so we don't get a 1% delivery capacity again

Good work, you will soon™ be able to payback your debt

w-were doing it.

I think the arcade machine is giving me money.

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We're only getting starting. As long as we don't build any machines or furniture later, we can start paying off our debt

Time to redeem yourself.

Oh boy here we go again.

Don't fuck this up this time.

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Is that a maximum you can bet?

wtf kind of pizza is this

You better win, unless you want another friendly visit by your local mafia.

SWEDEN YES

Somebody's worst nightmare apparently.

pol was right again

That was fucking retarded, i made the pizza exactly like the one and it gave me this score.

release rats in Pizza Parlor

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Fucking kikes.

wait, wasn't there one guy that liked the Andrea Doria?

Did they get a free sample or something??

I went and looked and ate it.

Are those monthly sales figures or global?

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I think monthly.

bought advertisement.

that explains the constant debt increase.

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OP on suicide watch after that one

;_;

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lets get the funnies

I bought all the ice creams and funnies i could afford.

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't think this would come crashing down hard. Good job surviving so far OP
Buy all the icecream you can

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That little bitch better lock her doors at night

A gangster with a pizza restaurant. I knew turning to crime was a good idea

did i just get ratted out by the mafia?

World domination when?

The mafia is afraid of our potential, and rightly so. Pay that fine and show em what you got

atleast my popularity is up.

That's chump change for us

Sounds right to me

time to expand my buisness.

Seems like an ok kind of guy, let's trust him

Mozart when?

I got an idea. Can you, or someone else play this in the same manner? Like making a thread and posting screenshots?

Why don't you do it faggot?

2nd store is going to be real good.

clever

this bitch

ice her ass

So, when do we become supreme and get our revenge?

when she visits one of my rival pizza shops. i'll put laxative in her food.

It was a good day, let's keep sabotaging the competition

Debt:1140000
time to hit up my rivals.

Save the laxatives for when the little girls are eating. Go with smelly cheese, it'll be more subtle than rats or stinkbombs

hehe i just made everyone leave this packed pizza place.

this is still pizza right?

NO SURVIVORS

I'm expecting an assassin to show at our restaurant any moment now

this game is an amazing mixture of genres

I would mistake it for the bathroom. If i didn't seen it before.

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box art isn't even subtle about this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Tycoon

Why are we talking to them anyway?

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it gets better with the pizza syndicate box art

new fruit pizza.

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how much did you pay him?

Guess he likes the design? How about you show it?

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I thought we were making pizza, not fucking fruit salad.

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Jesus christ this game.

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I wonder if the devs of this game made one about opening a bakery

Well that's some scary shit right there, we're actually doing better

im challenging this pizza restaurant.

those don't sound like very good flavors for ice cream

fuck geriatric Beaker up

is is his pizza.

Do it, then we sabotage him, get the prize money and reputation

Remember you have to replicate that pizza

sabotage that shit

OP if you lose to this you may as well just close up all your shops

His shops you mean?

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Trips confirm that OP will become the number one pizza chain in the world

fucking hell, i couldn't figure out what that fucking mushroom was until too late.

ya blew it

Well, at least it was better than most of our pizzas

It's time to resort to more humane methods

I got arrested again

nigga I thought you were making pizza, not weapon dealings

Lay off the ice cream, bud

Well at least our debt is back under the 100k, we better git gud with the mafia

one of our chefs quit because I wouldn't pay him a raise.
I told him to hitch a hike.

debt is 1.3 million

gonna need to suck a lot of dick to pay that off

500 but real good.

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you don't need high cooking, serving, AND management. Trust and motivation matter more.

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It was a good ride OP, no amount of dick sucking can cover that expense

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I see you're following the activision battle plan. Why sell more when you can sell at a higher price?

ive just called an insurance company. maby i can burn down my building.

You're engaging in some demon tier evil OP

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You're fucked

but user, thats how the economy is stimulated, you break everything and buy replacement.

So, what's the plan?

I invested everything, hopefully the intrest will be worth it.

Oy vey, that's one vampirous looking banker.

still more fair than a jew

lower it to $10

user…

So we are investing money to pay our debt, while at the same time accumulating more debt with the daily running of our establishment? I sure hope those interest rates are at least 50%

no worries user.

At least we are progressing. What's up with the competition? Their restaurants a smoldering ruin yet?

I bought new chairs and tables to increase occupancy.
now in our 1st building there should be 40 people.

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Damn son, checked
Well as long as we don't reach the billions with our debt, we might be able to reach 10% of the sum

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Richard nixon and his jew assistant

to be fair these sterotypes and things of famous people work out fine outside of the fact that the skin colour doesn't match the colour of the head. Like, how hard would that have been to fix?

Octopus pizza might not be bad at all

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This art style reminds me of MAD magazine.

10k sounds like a lot normally, but not when we are more than a million dollars in debt

7 million, i still invested all my debt money in investments. which i think i need to check on right now.

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OP you better be a mastermind, since that's the only way you'd had a chance of pulling this shit off

THE BANKER JEW TRICKED ME! HE MADE ME GET LOANS WITH 30% INTEREST I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT TO PAY FOR MY INVESTMENT THAT I ONLY GET 8% INTEREST ON!!!

he's a master criminal mind

It isn't too late to leave the country isn't it?

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Which one is it? The shitseaka?

I paid off all my loans which was about 60,000

here is my new strategy, just spend more money and buy more buildings.

I wonder if he suspects you're never going to be able to pay him

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Why concentrate on quality when we can just burn down the competition
Also, what's up with the posting delay, if the thread wasn't dead before it probably is now