BY BEING EXCLUSIVE TO THESE CONSOLES, THEY ARE SEDUCING TEH TRU GAMERZ FROM REAL GAMES WITH IT'S "GRAPHICS".
BY NOT BEING ON WII U, IT ENTICES NINTENDO FAITHFULS INTO BUYING PRODUCTS FROM $ONY AND MICRO$OFT.
GAMES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN, AND EVERYONE KNOWS A GAME ISN'T FUN IF IT'S NOT COLORFUL. FOR EVERY DARK SOULS GAME YOU WASTE $60 ON, YOU ARE KILLING GAMES.
BUY A WII U AND PRE-ORDER ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD TO PROOVE THAT NINTENDO IS THE NEW JESUS!
Zachary Thompson
go home to reddit.
Bentley Hall
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I AM AN ALPHAMAN, AND YOU ARE A CUCKHOLD. I FUCK YOUR WIFE DAILY, AND YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE.
Jason Ortiz
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Jeremiah Edwards
Toasting in an epic bread
Liam Sanchez
I'm sold. Where do I pirate this "Wii U"
Andrew Butler
Delete thread, ban OP and everyone who didn't sage.
