You're trapped in a room with two buttons. The door will only open when you press one. One destroys all women and makes anime a reality, the other destroys all SJWs and brings back the golden age of videogaming. Which do you press?
There is a bullet and revolver provided you do not want to press either.
Gabriel Morales
I shoot OP for making a terrible thread
William King
You're supposed to make one button do something bad.
Joshua Martinez
You should use it regardless of my decision OP
Lincoln Long
Whoops, forgot to mention that pressing both transforms you into a cute trap, but also an SJW that doesn't like games.
Sebastian Myers
HOLD IT
The Anime one is a trick, as it would destroy all anime women too.
Ergo. I must push the destroy all SJW button.
I'll take the bullet then, the latter part is a fate worse then death.
Anthony Russell
I suppose I should clarify: Only once you press both buttons do you transform into the trap sjw videogame hater. Anime women become reality, as they are not technically women at the time of the "women destruction" outlined in the OP - they only become women after they materialize after said destruction.
Jace Hernandez
Why would I care about destroying SJWs when its the jews that created them and will just create them again?
Brandon Morales
Good videogames here i come
Thomas Phillips
/r9k/ pls go
John Brooks
If I'm the kind of guy who wants anime to be real, I still have the flourishing weebshit scene.
Jaxon Butler
Still sounds like paradise. Women are hideous in every dimension.
Cameron Roberts
do you get to be in protagonist? this is important. if you're not part of the main characters your life is more meaningless than ever
that being said destroying all SJWs is acutally beneficial for the world as a whole and not just video games, so unless it was garaunteed i could drive a mech or become a cool samurai, i would press that button
and then shoot myself
Isaiah Collins
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Alexander Roberts
I don't want to kill billions, including my mom. I'll press the latter and enjoy great vidya undisturbed.
Ian Lewis
I choose the SJW Holocaust button, 2D women are great where they are.
Jeremiah Brown
The first one. Ultimate power will easily soon be mine and I'll have the satisfaction of destroying the SJWtards and mudslimes with my own 2 unstoppable hands.
Go ahead and call me autistic and edgy. All my life since I first glimpsed it I've wanted TRUE power. The kind that fucking corrupts you and makes you batshit crazy. I want to destroy those I consider my enemies with no consequences mortals and their laws can impose on me and I want to be able to bring my hands together and blow shit up just like Dragon Ball Zhit.
Can any of you faggots honestly say you've never wanted that kind of power at any point in your life?
Luis Russell
You're supposed to make it at least somewhat enjoyable.
Matthew Young
no because i believe in hard work and guts
Logan Perez
When i was a fucking child. I knew a few guys like you online though. You're shit to play with in pvp games because you're obsessed with killing and not into objectives. I'll be honest, having dragon ball z shit would be cool as fuck and fighting things on equal levels would be fun
Kevin Nelson
Too bad there aren't any men that look like that irl homo.
Jaxon Baker
There are plenty that look just as good, if not better.
Elijah Peterson
My friend is cute as fuck, m8. There are a few blessed by cute genes
Jaxon Howard
I want to marry Hikage!
Carter Martinez
I've never experienced true love neither 2d or 3d so… video games faggots
Sebastian Stewart
Wow this makes the 2D/3D hybrid look far weirder.
Sebastian Turner
I'd rather continue learning to deal with reality than alter the universe to fit a fantasy. I'm sure there are many unforeseen downsides to option 1.
Option 2, on the other hand, is within the realm of possibility and would make the world a better place.
Brayden Watson
What a misguided fag. Not that I expect anything else from your kind.
Use the power you can now obtain to kill every dindu, user. And make sure such filth like cucks and NTRfags never dare try to return.
Jonathan Johnson
too thin tbh
You know what to do.
Nathan Flores
>>>/auschwitz/
Aiden Brown
Kill the Chads too.
Ryan Gutierrez
#MAKEANIMEREAL
Christian Rivera
Why are heteros such betacucks?
Levi Rivera
They might be faggots, but so are you, Holla Forumsack.
Bentley Martinez
Oh, good, you're an idiot.
Blake Williams
That looks terrible every trap is terrible because of the man face
Carson Bell
Destroy all SJW and making gaming great agian
That leaves girls that acutally like video games
and chances to get laid
Samuel Allen
First one, easy. Women being gone would cure SJWism quickly enough considering it was only born out of weak "men" kowtowing to women's ever-increasing demands in the first place. Only the most deranged numales would continue the sad lifestyle after the pussy they lusted after is gone, most of them would return to normal and those that wouldn't would be of very little threat with no real direction left. Politics would also be fixed given enough time after there are no more women to skew the vote, making it even less likely something rises to take the place of SJWism. Balance finally restored to the world, I fug anime tiddies in peace for the rest of my glorious life.
Jaxon Parker
But anime IS real.
Noah Ramirez
That's a twink, not a trap. They're supposed to look like men, because men have more beautiful features than any woman could ever have.
Joshua Fisher
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Ryan Jackson
Oh, wait.
Chase Wright
Is that a boss, or is it like DK64 where you need to get keys to unlock the giant kremling?
Camden Scott
Zach pls leave, you're bad at this
Jeremiah Moore
Edge, user. It wouldn't be hard to DARKNESS myself to an invincible shitlord.
Cameron Anderson
I've tried to eliminate my gay urges for years to no effect, I've just given up. There's literally nothing wrong with jerking to boy pussy. Have a webm.
Jonathan King
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Henry Walker
What are you fuckin gay
Jordan Hernandez
Sometimes I forget which site I'm on.
Angel Reyes
This is a tough one. I'm going to have to go with option 1, but not for the reasons you would think.
Option 1 will presumably alter reality significantly to cater to a fantasy. Almost every girl will be cute, and easy. You'll have no problems with romance, BUT society will have a hard time adjusting to this radical shift in half the population, and there may be unforeseen consequences we don't realize yet. We just don't know what it means for the world at large, but this could be important. More on this later.
Option 2 renews vidya and brings us back to a time where things are good, but this is only a temporary solution. The jews are still active, and in 10 years or so we'll be right back where we are now, with SJWs on the streets and vidya becoming a shithole. No matter what, it can't end well.
This brings us to a tough decision: do we press button 2 and start over, but with the guarantee that things will deteriorate again due to the Jews' continued activity? Or do we press button 1 and radically alter reality, to the point where the Jews may not be able to keep up? It's hard to say.
Brayden Howard
I press both.
Asher Clark
The first button is likely to lead to the second result as a consequence. The second button is still great, but likely wouldn't make anime real.
Grayson Nguyen
user, we could just kill them and end their problems for good.
Jeremiah Young
Destroy SJWs
Jason Garcia
Make anime real. SJWs will either commit suicide from triggering or they will stop trying to be white knights to get gf as we will all ascend to waifu age.
Caleb Barnes
Destroying SJWs removes all problems with women, so I choose SJW holocaust.
Hudson Watson
I don't want to kill anyone, however I highly doubt that I could kill literally 50% of the population and make multiple self-contradictory fictions reality, or remove an entire political spectrum and fix an entire industry by pressing a button. I do not doubt that a button can open a door, so I would push a button at random (if OP is suck a stickler that I don't have a coin to flip on me, I fill half the chambers of the revolver, point at the ground and pull the trigger. If it shoots I push the left button etc.) and go outside to kill OP with the provided weapon to ensure he never makes such a shit thread again, desu fampai.
Ryder Stewart
that is a big mermaid
Ryan Russell
This isn't even a choice. Socjus.
also this
Hunter Foster
Rewire it to destroy all animu and make women more fantastical. Then rig it to repress repeatedly automatically. Seal the room so it will all be destroyed if anything found a way in.