Tfw no good videogames where you play a battle maid

Would play.

Can I have a harem of maids?

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it's like you don't want maids or something

:^)

Imagine adapting that into online vidya. We need to get some /agdg/fags involved.

How about a robo maid?

Thanks for the suggestion, I'm going to go play this.

You anons are part of the problem. The fact that you can't see maids as anything but fetish material speaks to your ignorance about the important role maids played as domestic servants in turn of the 20th century aristocratic homes, and the complex hierarchy of household staff that they supported.

I'm thinking more a management simulator of some flavor rather than a housecleaning one, but I've a huge boner for mixed-genre and mixed-gameplay. Its untapped ground, and has the potential to be highly edifying, like the way Recettear taught us how to capitalism.

Sakuya is a battle maid, and you can play as her in 2hu 7, 8, 9 and 14

I like this idea, but how do we make this into not one of those totally ironic "X Simulator 20XX" bullshit. What'd be the actual gameplay?

Absolutely heretical.

blame the french

I can't hear you over the sounds of my fapping faggot.

Boys cannot be maids REEEEEEEEE.

Your point being?

I'm thinking some sort of sim game, which can span the spectrum from Tropico to Sim Hospital to a shitty flash spreadsheet timetable game with pretty graphics and flavor text to liven it up.

The idea here would be to show the inner workings of household management of one of those huge mansions you'd see in late Victorian England, you know, back when people lived in them and used almost every room. You'd manage staff and oversee the various household tasks that needed to be completed, which include just about everything that needed to be done to keep a household in tip-top shape, including cooking and cleaning, but more involving things like valet work and general domestic assistance.

The premise may not seem very interesting, but how many if you thought Papers, Please would be the game it was based on premise alone?

They say that eroticism is culture, so each to his own.

In the 2D realm anything is possible.

It's like there's something wrong with your brain.

You want a lewd maid sim? There's Custom Meido and its ilk.

What I want is Domestic Stronghold. And you want it too, you just don't know it yet.

If anything is possible then it'd be possible for boys to be maids and also for them not to be maids.

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I want it, but with lewds.

I want my maid harem and there's nothing you can do to stop me you humongous homosexual flamingo.

How about the butler being a cute reverse trap?

Impossible they'd fail the initial body check when being hired.

Thats what combat butlers are for, ensure master has his earl grey just so, tell the maids to ensure their pleats are clean and use fine silver cutlery to dismember intruders and brigands with style and class.

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Thats traditionally how the trap is sprung yes.

Retarded concept, retarded art, retarded OP. Bomb Japan again.

That's how developers find themselves dead, in plastics bags, and strewn across several dumpsters.

It's literally coming out soon.

Based Taro san

Meant for .

>Plot twist: You were the trap all along

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This is true, nip devs get death threats for as little as making their characters non-virginal.

FUND IT.

I guess there's always Tera. You'll have to roleplay being a lusty loli maid yourself, though.

B-but as long as you get a glimpse of the inner workings of great house heirarchy, I'm okay with this….

You sound like a Rule of Rose kind of guy.

Overlord season 2 NEWER EVER

God bless that country.

Give up, you can't win against the power of lewd.

you are behind the times senpai

Pretty sure they confirmed it actually.

did they ever fix the dozens of broken classes and make the gameplay fun?

Well it has a sub and Holla Forums didn't drop it after a week which says something.

I really want the LN to keep being translated. Yen Press is going to have volume 3 ready to be bought in fucking january 2017

I dropped it after a week because my class set up had been nerfed so hard many of my skills didnt work and their cooldowns were very obviously changed so that the debuffs would expire before you could actually exploit them with other skills

Summoner or Bard?

Bard

Might want to check the latest patch notes.

elf maid slave wat do

derishuss

Fixed an issue where the damage of the Songcraft, Critical Discord skill wouldn't be applied when a lute was equipped.

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Find out if she can actually fulfil her duties and is pure (elves pure lol) if she's a good fit keep her and use well.

Otherwise it is off to the meat pits you could get a few gold pieces for her.

You're the worst faggot in this thread full of closet homosexual trap fetishists.

I'm pretty sure I was occultism, shadowplay, songcraft also

and by pretty sure I mean I played this shit in beta like 2 years ago

I actually thought derishuss was the sauce then I got zero results on sad panda and actually read the word out loud and face palmed.

In my defence I am tired and watching a stream as well so not really paying attention.

+1 for sauce.

And by that I hope you mean "love her tenderly like all the other maids under your roof and get her pregnant with you baby sauce.

It's okay, we all suffer from lack of sleep in these parts.

exhentai.org/g/275789/5522d87dd7/
exhentai.org/g/277210/f3979def80/
get your heartboner ready for dokidoki

Meido ranking list:

Vanilla Maid
Lewd Maid
Sunflower Maid
Vampire Maid
Succubus Maid
Elven Maid
Lawyer/Attorney Maid
Musician Maid
Dancing Maid
Loli Maid
Gardener Maid
Doll Maid
Engineer Maid
Shrine Maiden Maid
Banker Maid
Energetic Maid
Detective Maid
Curator Maid
Mining Maid
Swordmaster Maid
Blind Maid
Marine Maid
Rozen Maid
Tired Maid
Little Sister Maid
Hunter Maid
Journalist Maid
Arcane Maid
Casino Maid
Statistician Maid
Author Maid
Archeologist Maid
Sleepy Maid
Photographer Maid
Third Reich Maid
Secret Operations Maid
Kitchen Maid
Travel Maid
Shampooer Maid
Frost Maid
Doctor/Nurse Maid
Tinkerer Maid
Onee-sama Maid
Occult Maid
Spiritual Maid
Lich Maid
Roman Legionaire Maid
Agriculture Maid
Soldier Maid
Archery Maid
Hacker Maid
Zoologist Maid
Interpretor Maid
Vet Maid
Communist Maid
Stock Trader Maid
Forest Maid
Tsundere Maid
Politician Maid
Jeweler Maid
Seaman maid
Forensic maid
Teacher Maid
Fire Fighter Maid
Conductor Maid
Scientist Maid
Manager Maid
Herbalist Maid
Marketing Maid
Karate Maid
Monk Maid
Head maid
Pilot Maid
Fitness Maid
Tropical Maid
Tailor Maid
NEET Maid
Barrista Maid
Security Maid
Accountant Maid
Artist Maid
Indian Maid
Astronaut maid
Demon Maid
Actor Maid
Snow Maid
Butcher Maid
Shota Maid
Combat Maid
Clown Maid
Zombie Maid
Homeless Maid
Robot Maid

Does a homeless maid jump all the way up the ladder if you give them workers quarters?

It depends on how much love they get.

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They didnt confirm anything, they're not releasing a Season 2 anime.

Just fucking read the Light Novel. Skythewood translated the first 9 volumes, you can find it online, and about the Volume 10 that is being translated: just go and check the Overlord thread in /a/ fucking faggots.

neet princess with exasperated butler is best combo.

Words can't express my disappointment in you.

What if you live with someone in exchange for keeping their house tidy, does that still count as employment?

recettear is closer to something like collusion than capitalism
you're guaranteed profit no matter whether the conditions are good or are bad to sell a certain product entirely owing to the fact that recettear is pitied upon and sold small amounts of goods at a bulk rate owing to being 'accepted' into the merchants guild
as much as I love management games, recettear isn't exactly a great example of running a small economy business

its like I'm 13 again

Where's the Ara Maid?

Oh shit, I'm sorry

I need to finish the series about the dude reincarnated as a slime first!

Thats called a Matron.

Sorry for what?

Sorry♂for♂what?

is it still nowhere ?

I got enough lewd maids from this. I think I'd like a harder sim + combat.

FUCK♂YOU!

At least Rokujima and Campione! have good translators.

I can't understand why Baka-Tsuki releases, despite, ostensibly, featuring 4+ editors, are so abysmally shit.

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I just stick with nanodesu.

I've always wanted to do something similar, it would be nice to be an in house maid for someone, I think something like hormone treatment is a step too far though.

Now imagine it made by the Atelier team.

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free will was a mistake

Just let it out user, just let it all out.

das ist richtig jay!

Still, I want a MILF/christmas cake in a maid dress.

Sweden?

what is this

Who doesnt?

YES

Progress.

this depresses me, these are not gay men, they were just fags

WHERE IS THE snif VIDEO GAMES

Sweden is gone

If the thread is too real for you. Go to another thread and be fake somewhere else.

Mainstream casul pls, there is nothing for you here. This thread is not for your eyes.

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what ??????????

but there is no video games here
>>>/a/ get out fuck off

lololol xD fucking summer

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Not the best game, but it's at least something:
tss.asenheim.org/maids-story.html

I always wonder how you people find your way here.

Feel free to post some if you know any instead of throwing a tantrum just for the attention.

You guys should already know there are no well maid games nowadays.

fuck you

It's not even really a sex thing, I just like being around guys better. Why do these weirdos need to drag me into their demographic.

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What about Monstergirl maids?

You heard me the first time you phoney faggot.

Son of a bitch.

u fokin cheeky cunt

haha my friend *snif* welcome to Holla Forums

you see the ideology here ? i mean oh my gott
these idiots don't understand the nuder lining capitalists message here

everyone is a maid under capitalism serving the capital with time care and labor and they feel as a unemployed ppl the need to be like the other just in a pervert way

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Because they are sick in the head just like you.
nothing wrong being bi tho

That fucking girl and dindu are more manly than those piece of shit childeren

I'm heterosexual, I like older women, but I'd prefer being with men (non sexually) rather than a girl my age or younger, because most of them are just fucking cringey these days, because of the social media.
I hate being a millenial

No girls there son.

thanks to capitalism you good games are not receiving the labor and the money that the devs need

there is not devs in the top of this industry there is only men in suits who only care about money

Wait what.

This thread requires your input: 8ch.net/a/res/489927.html

I like my tiddy too, just not usually what's attached to it.

I wish animes was real.

Those are all boys.

Why do goons/ledditors feel entitled to post here?

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Wouldnt be surprised that if that show had an arab or black boy in it too he'd been just… normal as the goal is obviously to make native white boys effeminate little faggots while promoting outsider male cultures like Islam or just niggering it up.

Relax nigger, those people claim to be gays and whatever just to fit in a group, nothing more.

They are ones that will be hanged anyways.

killme.jpg

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All going according to plan my friend.

yeah yeah the plan is simple to kill ideology and start the class war
the raise of communism require a lot of work

doesnt /a/ love everything moe?

muh lord?

/a/ is not the cut trap we remember from halfchan brother.

/a/… /a/ has changed.

I allways wonder what happens to these boys once they get older and thus undesirable.

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one day the radical left will remove you
you liberal cuckcapital

They're either killed, left to fend for themselves or, if the rapist is "kind" enough, he'll give them money, find them a wife and set them up in general.

Watch "Dancing Boys of Afghanistan", it's a fascinating insight into why Afghanistan ought to be nuked.

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Shitcock, this is war here, I'm not posting in there. I just want to be smothered with love by a busty adorable older woman, that's all.

OP's last pic is a trap

This thread is going places

You arent close to your mom are you?

I don't understand. Is this a joke?

Pretty accurate they call it 'shitposting' it is what you're doing right now.

Actually yes, we're pretty close. I was just talking about someone OTHER than my mom.

Yeah, because I don't want AIDS or something

In this day and age you dont feel the allure of the mature woman without some kind of complex.

Believe me, i understand.

Communism is pro violent against capitalism
in anyway shape or form
read marx before you speak about communism you illiterate capitalcuck

JUST

I'm sure that's what you tell yourself at night.

FUCK OFF, BEANER

0/10
That's not even a pun

I had better conversations with adult women (my mom, my teachers had the hots for my French teacher who was always funny and nice back in high school, my baby sitter, or whatever other woman), than girls my age that kept bitching on Facebook when I was a teen.
I suppose there's some correlation, but to have a complex? Let's not go that far.

That only applies to the communist revolutionaries, once they take over they want complete control over the thralls so they can easily go and take all their belongings.
Can't have communism if the populations keep their personal belongings, or children after all.

let's

Whole Islamic world should be, fucking shithole from Taharrush games to this shit and the sjw-leftards will defend this.

We need to nuke Sweden for its own good.

Why would I as a traditional masculine male waste my time with such garbage? What else shall I read the Scientology bible?

And besides Communism is low tier political system the Feudal system is much better.

Did you fuck any of them yet? Have you had an ara experience?

Sorry if you've answered earlier I'm really not paying attention to this trainwreck of a thread.

Oh come on, it was something.

I don't like what it implies.

Alright, 0,75/10 and don't push your luck asking me for something higher

read marx you fag then talk about communism

die
Hegel , Camus , Stirner

Tumblr you are lost.

Still a virgin, I just find older women funnier.

Commies should learn the meaning of both, not that they care, the more they can steal from the people the better for them after all.

Just don't be a faggot about it and nobody will even realise you're gay. When the purge comes, it'll be LGBT and similar cancer that gets exterminated. People like you should be the most angry at LGBT for presenting itself as an organisation that acts and speaks for all gays worldwide, pushing the narrative that LGBT=homosexuality. I'm pretty sure that most people in western coutries that hate gays don't hate them because of their orientation, but because of the degenerate faggotry presented by gay prides and similar, and because of the constant attempts at making homos a special snowflake group. You saw it after the Orlando shooting, when even conservatives cheered about gays buying guns, because what we all hate is not your sexual deviancy, but the ideology parasiting on it.

so how's your french?

i am not the one that steal the hard working labor surplus value

you are the thief here

Reading trash is a waste of time not all reading. I genuinely do not understand how that brain of yours came to that conclusion from reading my previous comment.

That is why I compared the teachings of your cult leader to Scientology something equally worthless you see I was making a comparison.

If you're unable to follow a conversation or post coherent replies even when shitposting it'd be logical to assume the texts you value are equally as scatterbrained and worthless

Duh?

Wow we're getting raided.

There really is no hard choice is there?

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Le truc, c'est que je suis français. Quand je parle de cours de "français", j'aurais du dire "littérature". Je me souviens plus du programme, j'étais une vraie brêle, mais j'y allais toujours avec un sourire béant parce que je savais que 90% du temps, la prof allait déconner et faire rire la classe entière durant le cours.

fuck you user! why do you make me want things i never knew i needed!

how old are you? in my teens we didnt have fucking facebook

As an user that has tasted christmas cake before, I can safely assure you that they're all the same shit, just aged more. You still get the selfie-taking egotistical monsters after the expiration date
I just want a cute ginger, damn it!

you either get them young and pure or wait for them to become old and mature.

You got that right mate.

21. I don't remember exactly when Kikebook became bigger than Myspace
How 'bout you? you sound like you're 40-ish.

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Yeah, nah fuck it.

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yeah I guess you're lucky if you find someone that age that isn't an used whore

We're all getting old user.

Kill me.

Thats the dream. A mature woman with a thick body, no cellulite, no kids and a pure maidens heart who blushes at the sight of a dick.

Now imagine shes a maid.

I wouldnt even mind used goods but hell no im not going to take care of another man's seed unless there's been some tragic shit actually like the guy dying by accident or shit leaving the mom+kid missing him but that only happens in fantasy not real-life.

I'm a year older than you and I remember the days of Myspace duckface,shitty music embeds of my chemical romance.Oh and fucking BEBO,remember it? Its still fucking around

This is why we need robots to hurry and be a thing.

i.e. something that only exists in 2D

*A year older,shit

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Oh cock now I remember that hell, it's ugly and only whores did that.

Can someone explain to me how, in goddamn 30+ years of pandering anime, Japan has still failed to produce a show about a master and his (true) maid harem and their zany adventures?

How the fuck can a country fail so consistently in making a proper harem anime in general?

Because main consumerbase is neckbearded neet-otakus with shit taste just like our western counterparts.

do you really want another harem anime? because i dont, having one fucking guy surrounded by girls gets old
multiple girls and boys that fall in love with each other and fight for each other in the other hand would be nice

I was under the impression my harem fetish was shit taste personified.

Why is Japan failing to deliver on that front in terms of anime and manga when VNs have been doing it for years?

I want a proper harem anime that takes shit to its "logical" conclusion (and not like School Days).

You have a guy, and a bunch of girls that both care for the guy and each other, go fucking wild.

I want a goddamn harem anime that lives to the fucking "harem" moniker. How goddamn fucking hard can it be to make the ultimate male fantasy?

Why the fuck is Umi no Misaki the only good one around?

That one harem where the main protag was actually a strong hero both physically and mentally was pretty neat though but fuck if shit like that isnt rare.

Yeah, just read shoujo. And btw. that shits gets old after a while, too.

This might be relevant to your interests: bato.to/comic/_/comics/ashitaba-san-chi-no-muko-kurashi-r16279

A 40 year old virgin? That's a female user in 15 years.

It actually is pretty rare. It only started getting somewhat popular in recent years with stuff like High School DxD, Shinmai and the like.

Most harem anime feature a limp dicked faggot where the whole universe seems bent on ensuring he stays cockblocked for all eternity, inbetween shitty humor and recycling archetypes that have gotten stale 20 years ago.

It's a travesty what the genre looks like, and just how copypasted each new turd is to the other one. Love Hina and Nisekoi might as well be the same fucking thing, that's how much difference there is between the two.

I wish they'd focus more on developing relationships (romantic and platonic alike) instead of love geometry and fucking drama.

Why are there so few slice of life "group of friends" doing friend things and moving from high school, to university and adulthood around? Character progression is paramount to stories, especially ones that are built solely on characters and their interactions.

I like a little bush, not a jungle with its own ecosystem down there.

Femanons you are all precious treasures in a world of sjws, but i've seen those /r9k/ posts, that mucus cauldron needs washing!

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Punished /a/, a board without taste.

This.

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I worry about you guys, I really do. They're our mirror image, just with a smelly vagina.

Would you want to date yourself?

>no sex in the missionary position for procreation with the lights off while holding hands
JUST

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I really like when the hair is soft not coarse but that seems pretty rare.

That's the thing. Fiction seems to begin and end with a "confession" and its reciprocation.

The easiest fucking thing in the world is asking someone out. Holy shit, children in kindergarten manage it, the hard part in a relationship is to keep it going.

Why can't we get stories where the first chapter is the goddamn love confession and they go from there?

Because most of that stuff is written by and directed at slightly akward people with few/no friends.
There are manga with character progression and time going by, but you are right with school changing, going to university, that's rare.

^This.

Bald is too pedo, giant bush up to the asshole and navel is monstrous.

But a small fluffy tuft is kawaii.

Nobody wants to fuck a tomoko, but it never hurts to remind them to keep that bush trimmed and wet. No girl should leave yeast stains on chair cushions.

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Women only remember they are not wild animals when there's a man around. Otherwise, they're worse than pigs.

Its hard not to think of femanons as a tri fusion of tomoko, otakon and blue waffle.

blue waffle

OH FUCK OFF

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Thats the best way to tell if someone really has been on Holla Forums since the old days.

You dont even need to post it, just remind them it exists.

It's more gag than anything. And yes, there's plenty that go beyond the "confession" part, but then they've confessed to each other for one contrived reason or another and it's still about bullshit drama and mutual mistrust.

Two I can think of are Horimiya and Kyou no Yuiko-san.

We better stop discussing this, or someone is going to post something horrible and we'll all regret it.

That do it right, I mean.

I don't believe I'm an oldfag, I just know about it.

fuck, i hated that and dropped that shit hard

I don't really mind that, so long as it's c l e a n.

Haha, y-yeah, Tomoko is gross.

user, it's your job to remind your Tomoko-chan that this is the real world and she is not a gorilla.

Itazura Na Kiss was actually neat that it continued a bit forward to marriage and such stuff after the initial school "waah why am i feeling so doki doki~ around him?!" shit.

Also if speaking about animoos i suggest checking out yaoi animes as those often focus on the life of the couples together instead of blushing for 24episodes with a small kiss at the end.

How does this make you feel?

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The heroine was still a dumb cunt with no backbone and the hero was an abusive asshole. They never really communicated, let alone acted like a couple.

Shojo in general is complete shit in that regard, it's just a constant cycle of abuse and people not communicating with each other. Goddamn shonen manages to do a better job of it as long as the author isn't out to fuck with the audience (Good Ending, Kimi No Iru Machi, et al).

The day I fall down to the level of fujoshi is the day I swallow my gun and pull the trigger.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why would you do that?

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Why not just read yuri then?

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Worse than ISIS.

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Yuri is usually pandering shoujo. Yaoia can include some top tier seinen.

Probably, been 3-4 years since i watched it but i dont remember any other even halfway decent chinese cartoon shows where shit continued.

Also:
I really hate the general drawing style of yaoi-animoos like wtf is this shit?!
still watched pic related and even enjoyed it as there was some actual plot though

It's gay. Gay, you hear me?

Balls don't touch. Just wrestling. ♂

Well, we know who Masters favorite is now, don't we?

All of them?

Implying anything else is haram.

Did anyone of you visit a maid cafe? Just asking.

I'm talking about manga here, not hentai. Like clothed people talking and dramatic things happening. Theres some interesting stories that arent just 'for the gays to jerk off to', just stories about things other than 'guy runs into childhood friend who is a girl, watch them will they wont they for 80 chapters.
bato.to/comic/_/comics/bokura-no-hentai-r6497

I've been to a monster hunter cafe and hunted monsters with a qt korean girl who wears goth loli outfits, thats close enough.

women like assholes that take responsibility

Was the shit cash though?

An asshole taking responsibility isn't really an asshole to begin with.

She was top tier with a greatsword.

noice

this is how the boy becomes a meng.

is this the chubby thread?

From what I understand from the quick read of an article, that would mean you'd play as the housekeeper, not the owner of the estate, right?
The whole point of having all the help is so that the estate's family can go do whatever the fuck they want.

That'll pull the rug even further from a lot of these faggots' fantasies. not including the ones who want to "serve master~"

Remember that one dark brotherhood mission in oblivion?

So you don't see the rhyme? It might be a neurological problem.

Carlos does puns, not rhymes

If there's a possibility to dress like a successful office lady in a game, I do it.
Saints Row 2 comes to mind, even if you don't do Office Lady stuff.

I wonder what games can give you a OL and/or maid outfit, regardless of the game.

youtu.be/CBmMFkafnIw?t=57

???????

And to top it off your character was actually a kind of dominating strong grill instead of "strong womyn who need no man" tumbrlista.

Sure she's a psycho but fuck it i still like sr2 protag.

Kamiya got so close yet so far.

Let's hope he delivers in the other department too

Yes, it's confirmed never ever.
There will never be a second season of overlord.

DISAPPOINTED

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

At least you got vanilla maid at the very top, which is correct.

Knowing French on top of being dressed like a French maid is a little plus for me.

For shame anons

Can you do anything in that game besides model a waifu and fuck her?

I think there is a way to actually run a bit of a business but if so, I haven't figured out how yet.

After you train up your first maid you start paying off your debt. Dunno what happens after that.

Sounds like low budget princess maker.

kek

/a/ has a maid thread right now.

Can't seem to find this.
Anyone have source?

>>>/a/493461
What the fuck are you talking about?

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who is one way heroics for 500

is that true?

The nerve of some people.

Okusan, No maids in it, but a cute Ara doing cute Ara things. Also ecchi.

Thanks anyways user

I think I'd get stabbed.

Where's my Touhou fan game where I play as Sakuya collecting ingredients for new tea, baking sweets for Remilia, stopping time to dust and clean, chastising Meiling for sleeping, and try and stop Marisa from stealing more books from the library?

I never look at Okusan doujins for this reason alone: every time there's a housewife in a manga, at least 95% Hentai of her is NTR, and that's terrible.
I mean, Iori Rinko from Gundam Build Fighters too, it's either NTR or shota with her son or Reiji.

good question. what happened to all the touhou fan games in general?

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Shota is fine.. but NTR will never be okay.

Could you imagine?

As a matter of fact, the Trench Flowers are women. It's just the art style that makes them look like men. They come from this manga:
mangafox.me/manga/trench_flowers/v01/c001/1.html

Ammit save us.

atelier: 2hu edition or animal crossing: 2hu edition.

Because Meido RPG and Dark Heresy I are compatible, we don't have any maid game that's compatible with a Warhammer 40k RPG

what the fuck is even a battle maid

She keeps the masters house in working order, but should war break out she is also a master assassin.

I thought it was more about rushing into the enemy trenches and "clean up", if you catch my drift.

Posting best battle maid.

/tg/ can explain it better:

Cunnilingus?

Not quite.

By "cleanup", I meant killing everything a la Hotline Miami, you dingus.

my arms are falling off

clumsy maids are their own treasure.

Cute indeed, but it would be extremely annoying.

wat do u fukin think niger

kil

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your quads look like boobs and butts

kill it

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Pelinal pls

this picture is a lie

how dare you

Every time.