Watch Dogs 2 aims to skillfully satirise San Francisco tech culture

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you gotta give it to them, it was a nice try to save their face.

shame its a bit late.

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I wonder if there's R34 of him yet.
Probably not.

This whole (((game))) will be full of irony, won't it?

it actually looks like some people are legit looking forward to watchdogs 2. WHY? is everyone just trying to fucking ignore and/or forget about the abortion that was watch_dogs? it was so incredibly subpar in almost every category.

I don't understand how people can see what watch_dogs was and then expect this to somehow magically be much better.

gamer culture :)

i have some

Mate, Ubi pay people to act excited. They're trying to mold the general opinion.

I didn't know that was something I wanted until now

I was honestly not expecting there to be porn of him.
Then again I shouldn't be surprised considering how many people I've seen on different websites saying they think he's adorable.

Yeah, because Ubisoft is all about them mad game making skeelz, I mean the quality of their games is just proof positive that they are so competent about their projects, nothing but pure, concentrated talent there.

I mean, look at the main characters here, they are so very satirical in their exagerated HOW DO U DO FELLOW HAXORZ XD aesthetic, it's pretty cool to see some clarification on the matter, for a moment there I thought those were legit real life hackers from the darknet.

It's just going to be a fucking crutch, they're pretty aware of their dumbass shit writing so this time when you point it out their response is going to be WOW YOU JUST DON'T GET IT MAN, IT'S JUST A PARODY/SATIRE/PRANK BRO!!!

>that's the most realistic thing about the "1337 [email protected]/* */" in this game

Don't forget guys, it's not just satire of 1337 H4XX0RS, but a deep insight into the culture of San Francisco and the dangers of technological obsession

it'll call silicon valley racist, sexist, and homophobic, then act like that's some next level edgy deep shit.

You're not gonna trick me that easily

Seconding this.

That's a girl.

No it's not.

Still boycotting Ubisoft over what they did to the first game.

REAL LE LEET HACKEORSSSZZ

Fucking kill me.

But making satire requires intelligence and writing skills.

How stale will the memes in this game be?

So have they fully embraced being a terrorist simulator?
Can you visit clubs and abortion clinics in this game?

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What they need to do to salvage this is scrap the dindu off, put the meme mask guy as protagonist, and bathe the free publicity SJWs will provide.

Yeah, that's gonna turn out well.

They need to keep the dindu and show him become a terrorist and then make the memeguy hunt for him so they can show the rivalry between friends thing.

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is that an euphemism to incompetence?

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disabled people like warmtires

Why shouldn't incompetent people have the right to hold powerful positions? You aren't ableist, right?

like an incompetent mental case?

Could they choose a subject less interesting to me if they tried? I doubt it

oh man, dubs revealed my true form

Somehow I'm still not immune to hipster portrayals of leet nurrdee haxorz.
They make me angry as shit every time.

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plot twist the game has multiple endings in the best ending, you can nuke the city we have insider in Ubishit

lol

Alister Tenpenny strikes again

I bet you're a meritocracy supremacist too, you fucking shitlord.

Memes and Whedon dialogue are not "satire" you dumbfuck leftists.

I wish ISIS would do good for once and smuggle a nuke and detonate it in San Francisco.

I am sorry I was not more clear, dear sir. I meant to imply that it was a rich sauce that a user of Holla Forums would call someone else a "incompetent mental case." I meant to imply the likely hood of the poster being a "incompetent mental case."

I apologize for any confusion or frustration I may have caused in my imprecision.

Judging by the staleness of the previous meme_doge, pretty fucking stale.

In b4 more doge memes shoehorned into it. Seriously, why would a western dev want to make a game based on little EU in the united states?

NUKE SAN FRAN OR DOOM THE WHITE RACE

That would violate a number of laws, sir. San Fran is a safe space and I am sure no one would violate a safe space gun and nuke free zone.

It's "so old that you kinda forget they exist" type of stale but then you remember how shit they were to begin with and you go right back on half forgetting them.

We should really inform ISIS that San Francisco is a leftist shithole, which means no guns whatsoever and the likelihood that the leftists are gonna fall over themselves to keep the police away from the enriching horde.

They'd be able to drive that high score up before anyone could get to stop them.

But user, the US and Israeli government already know it's a shithole. :^)

In all honesty I'm waiting for social commentary about inequality and brainwashed masses so hamfisted that if you complete all the side content you unlock a hidden ending where San Fran is crushed by a hamplanet it created.

Lies.

If they did they'd have already found a way to nuke it with all its population.

Don't forget the Trump butthurt. We know it's already in the game.

Why would they want to nuke the best goyim next to Germany? There is a reason the rest of the united states treat Commiefornia like a giant punchline.

For what purpose?

Holy fuck that's awful.
Who is this trying to appeal to?

The "modern" gamur. IE, not us.

What is this mythical creature?

This is so fucking lazy. It's so devoid of soul that I wonder if the person who wrote this was human in the first place.

Some kind of Ogre that communicates in dank memes and mainly nourishes itself with Mountain Dew and Doritos.

He lives in the Ubisoft sub basement and lives off rodents, silverfish and the occasional wrongthinking intern.

To be honest that was the best thing to come out of Ubisoft's conference.

Top kek, no.

You also didn't mention the massive hordes of homeless and so much shit on the streets you'd think you lived in India.

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Gender is a spectrum of 0 or 1 lol

only for you guys thank me later

They will only "satirise" it to the point of the likes of Silicon Valley

They'll throw in "where are all the POC and womyn" lines in between.

lewd

If this game had been about being a l337 H4X0R in a cyberpunk future, and if we played as meme mask, it might've been okay.

As it stands this looks just like Watch_Dogs with a few more bits and bobbles with a nice side of social justice POZing.

I am both confused and aroused.

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Shamefur dispray.

archive.is/mpHFi#selection-1037.326-1037.331
Written by Nathan Grayson :^)

Oh boy.

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Maskfags confirmed
Committing a crime because someone dindu a crime.
Well we’ve seen the main character is a nigger, so that seem realistic enough.
Typical leftists
I bet there will be a reddit clone somewhere in the game
Shit pop art and indie low polly shit juging from the trailer
Pics related
“hey aren’t we cool and up-to-date virtue signalers”
but as symbols of a triggering culture

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Why do these retards think that insulting Trump is somehow edgy and counter-culture?

Do they think the entire western world's media including every newspaper, every TV station (including Fox News, despite what shitlibs who never watch it think), every major website, every super-rich twat in Washington, New York, and California, millions of retarded bloggers who believe every dumb thing they say, legions of marxist clickbait sites working against him around the clock, every cuckservative including the hated Koch brothers, millions of man-hours and billions of dollars, heavily funded think tanks and NGOs, all united to stop this one guy who threatens to topple the whole corrupt status quo just by having money and not giving a shit, means that one more SJW faggot joining these enormous hordes makes them a rebel?

Maybe he's one of the lucky 20%?

Why do Trumpdrones think Trump are not controlled by the jews as well?
nationalvanguard.org/2016/05/who-controls-donald-trump/

wait… only 20% of people in america are uncut? damn, I think I'm gonna go buy some lottery tickets

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WILL THERE BE STREET SHITTING?

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Reported for intl shill.

sage because off topic. That's stay off of political shitflinging in this thread o.k.

People born from 1999-2003 (I think)
I guessed he was born around then considering the game seems to take place in the near future and he seems to be in his early-mid 20's.

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What you think this means:

What will actually happen:
>entire city framed as Marxist struggle between haves and have-nots, as this fight is the purpose of ANONYMOOSE DedSec

T-Thanks Satan.

It’s a shill from intl. Report it.

And people like this shit? Just damn it Holla Forums.

botnet or no, id fuck that

i guess i can change this filename to "watch_dogs2 writers" now

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I probably would too but he'd be ten times cuter with out all the tattoos

trudat
and some rainbow socks

someone post the full picture, please.

20-to-30 something year old normalfags who want to be IN with the times but they don't have the patience to become fit and four year old children who don't know any better

OK. If people can still see through these retarded glasses with horizontal bars I am willing to believe he found a way to make this work too
Dropped.

That would imply Ubi give enough of a shit to add a detail that minor.
Also if you're dropping the game over something that tiny instead of one of the game's many flaws (assuming it's like the first game) then you're probably autistic.

Is that thing on the top centre of the visor suppose to be a pinhole camera or such, so the wearer can see inside the visor?

How about the massive homelessness?
How about the overpowering smell of piss?
How about the disgusting sex culture?
How about the sky high living expenses that creates poverty conditions for people who would be otherwise well off in different cities?
San Francisco has plenty to mock.

But that means they have to live in San Francisco. It's Ubishit Montreal, so they're all French-Canadian fucks.

GENDER IS SOCIAL CONSTRUCT YOU FUCKING SHITLORD

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eh? was jewcuts outlawed?

And in an amazing twist. It turns all the people working in tech and stem fields are women. It's running joke to them that men dominate the field. Any man that joins is forced to dress as a woman as per dress code in article KYE under the cuteboys clause. They also make fun of raging feminist on anonymous imageboards in their downtime.

Holy shit man it's obvious. They're pandering to Reddit users.

That explains so much.

Driver takes place in San Fran and all you do in that is drive and cause chaos

Gee could it be all those dozens of hints he's given his fans that he is anti-Israel and anti-Jewry? He obviously can't outright say it, but he keeps hinting towards it and the kikes are really nervous about it.

at least I have a reason to be happy I was a secret homo all these years

No, the rate of circumcision just lowered after that then went back up.

I know Holla Forums is desperate to deny Trump is an Israeli puppet, but come on. It only requires a little bit of understanding of global politics to know what he is talking about.

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R E M E M B E R

What can start off as ironic shit-posting can quickly become the very thing that it tries to satirise.

R E M E M B E R

Fucking hell, ubisoft cant be more blatant with their marketing this year. "Even ubisoft was shocked when they saw the south park trailer" and then there is the mask guy who had a ton of artwork already the moment after the watchdogs 2 segment of e3.

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but he is qt

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Someone call doge?

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If it was actually satirical and the MC and his crew ended up being the bad guys, it'd actually be a decent twist. An option to support Thruss in making the city great again would be awesome, as long as it wasn't presented as the evil route.

Nah I was referring to the ones posting him around here, not the actual character. If I had to make a guess about the plot I'd say that the Crew would be used as a puppet by some scheming villain at some point. Would be pretty generic but eh, it's Ubishit.

holy shit that's fucking ableist, next game that does that I'm going to twitter and notify the developers of these problematic elements

i was actually shocked by how fucking stupid watchdogs 2 looked

the writing was retarded, the thinly-veiled anti-trump angle was so obvious that it actually made me cringe, the infamous kawaii mask guy was just so stupid, everything about it looks so terrible

the only thing i hope is that even the liberal neo-anarchist garbage it's written for shit all over it and ubisoft never, ever makes another one

You were shocked by a Watch Dog sequel looking stupid? I do agree though they have outdone themselves, 1 was just bland and generic, this decided to get competitive in the Retard Race

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Nah, not gonna happen.

1. There's no way (in Ubishit's eyes) that their scrappy anarcho-commie gang could EVER be evil

2. That's not very PC to make a black guy, a studded homo or chic-muslim a villain.

3. Honestly it's too smart for their writers.

WISE MAN FROM CHINA ONCE SAY IMPORTANT WORDS. HE SAY THESE WORDS LIKE SO

IF MAN DRAG DICK AND BALLS THROUGH SHATTERED GLASS, AND CALL IT SATIRE; IT STILL SUCKS, DUDE
-general tsao 1977

The first Watch Dogs was the biggest fucking embarrassment I've seen in years.

I know it isn't.

No surprise here. Game's writer is pro-Gamergate.
twitter.com/ethanjamespetty

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Do please refresh my memory. How badly did they fuck up the first one?

see embed
It displays a number of the gameplay and technical issues with the game and comes with a two parter. Things like the braindead retarded AI, getting stuck on the map, the shitty gameplay, glitches, etc.

Watch Dogs was the most embarrassing and probably worst fucking AAA release I've ever seen. It had preorder editions out the ass, guaranteeing that no matter which one you bought, you wouldn't have access to all of the content. There was like 12 of these fucking things, someone around here should have the chart.

They downgraded the game but left the E3 settings in the code that required a mod to unlock, and that only worsened the shitty performance of this game, the infamous "PC only, who cares.", the game was chalk full of stale shitty memes, Uplay was broken at launch making the game downright unplayable, various cases of lack of lighting, repeating animations, broken animations, broken physics, lack of reflectiongs, etc. (See this post's Embed) CrowbCat is somewhat of a favorite around here for showing what a shit show AAA has become.

Like, on every single possible fucking front they fucked up this game.
Gameplay? Shit.
Graphics? They didn't even try.
Performance? Garbage.
Technical Aspects? (physics/engine) Like I'm playing a game that came out a decade ago.
Animations? Mostly recycled or altered Ass Creed shit.
Gunplay? Not even any impact effects or ragdoll.

Worst game I've ever seen.

What the actual fuck?

Here's images that couldn't be with this post because embed.

Don't forget the "this is for PC, who cares?" comment in the code.

oh fug, I didn't check the webm

They're pretty much hipsterism personified. Especially the masked guy and the girl with hijab/hoodie shit. They claim this game is going to be a parody of San Francisco but its quite obvious that by parody they mean making San Francisco look like a super crazy Saints Row the Third style city or some bullshit.

It seems people are expecting Ubi to do a Ass1 to Ass2 level upgrade to the series, even though Ubisoft never actually managed to do something like that since AC2, unless you count Far Cry, but even that took 2 games and a complete change of direction.

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I dunno, there is probably a skill in producing several games a year in the same fucking series. Some studios wouldn't be able to produce a game that reliably boots up to the main menu on their development schedules.

From what I hear Ubisoft has some talent among their employees, they're just tasked with a hellish and perhaps impossible task.

Kill yourselves, that's not even a trap.

Go back to Thailand

Is this what GG has fucking become? A mockery of their supposed enemies?

forgot sage

dropped

lmao what a fuccboi

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