Theresa May calls for UK General election on June 8th

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I'm not up to speed on UK politics, kindly describe in greater detail the mess these other parties are in.

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Well, at least you pointed out that you fucked it up.

UKIP has lost Nige, has gone through a few new leaders in under a year. That doesn't look good to the voters. Also consider that UKIP got what they wanted with Brexit, so a lot of people feel they are a pointless party now.

Labour has an internal battle with the Socialist types ala Corbin and the New Labour types, who want to be center left. Corbin is very popular with uni students and Labour fanatics, not so much with the average blue collar Labour voter as he is a meek little faggot who wants immigration.

Lib Dems have been DOA ever since forming a coalition with the Tories. They're trying to become the New Labour refuge but failing.

SNP are popular in Scotland only, surprise surprise. Can't even call them a nationalist party as they want immigration and to remain part of the EU.

Greens are greens.

Tories stand tall simply because they're the only party with their shit together.

Labour, the 2nd main party is run by a literal commie who refuses to quit despite nearly everyone hating him and is only kept in by fanatical youngsters and some old guard trotskyists, party is seen now as 2 different parties, one far left and one centrists that are barely held together, the shadow cabinet also changes near weekly so its incredibly unstable and headed by nutjobs (just google dianne abbot)
Lib Dems, 3rd party (or at least where) got demolished after being in a coalition where they basically fucked up almost every campaign promise and where seen as traitors hence their votes plummeted
Ukip went to shit after brexit as people saw them as a one policy party and without nige it fell apart, partially due to conservative infiltrators such as Carswell sho actively worked against the party from the inside
Smaller parties like the greens are pretty much a joke, the SNP (scottish fucks) have more seats than they should due to almost entirely controlling scotland but for obvious reason will never pick up votes elsewhere since they don't even stand outside of scotland

Cons are the most stable seeming party right now, and that's mostly what will win them this election. Labour are eating themselves from the inside over disagreeing with commie Corbyn,who only really appeals to the more Marxist members.
It will barely be a competition, honestly. Without our Nige and leadership fumbles with the newer ones, it doesn't really stand a chance either,

the timing of this so soon after the le penn election card bullshit is kind of troubling no?

here here

I think that this is pretty much expected/mandatory since Cameron resigned.
Theresa May wasn't elected into power by the people. She has to decleare them.
And June is good. Liberals are too lazy to vote during the holidays.

Nothing can stop the UK leaving the EU now that article 50 has been triggered, fyi.

You misunderstood. I was referring to the elections.
Brexit is inevitable. Elections are mandatory.

I want to see him lose his seat

TIM FARRON IS A CUCK

Corbyn is a fucking assclown.
This kills the UK left for a generation.
May is a cunt but she's a ballsy cunt.

that's true, but if she takes a deal that keeps freedom of movement to stay in common market, it was all for nothing anyway. I think it's dangerous as fuck to have May running the country without any form as competent opposition. Much as I hate corny, in ways I hate and fear May even more. At least commie corny has the courage of his convictions. May is just a fucking political whore who shilled against brexit.

As soon as she has her snap election results (she's trying to get it in before the summer migrant numbers get really high), expect her to completely suck on any hard brexit.

What are the odds Corbyn could win if there was a scandal for the Tories?

Wouldn't matter, "Don't know" polls higher than that senile commie shitstain.

zero. may and every other toriycould be found performing a ritual child sacrifice and they'd still win. you can't imagine the state of Labour and how bad it is. None of their scumbag members even want to be in front benches, he's a death sentence. This election they might even lose the role of official opposition, the only question would be to whom. Farron is the most hideous, punchable ginger cunt you could ever imagine. his eyebrows make me cringe.

they all support White genocide

i love mummy

Whatever happened to the BNP anyway?

They went bankrupt because nick griffin miss-handled there finances. Then UKIP came along and seized up there core vote, as they actually had a chance of getting somewhere. their spiritual successor is Britain First.

They overextended by trying to put a candidate in every seat a few GE's ago. You have to place a £500 deposit to run, which is refunded if you get above a certain percentage of the vote. As they bombed out in so many seats, they got slapped with a party crippling destroying bill.

they were destroyed from within by agents of the secret state

Other elections dont matter, tories win in a landslide whoever wins in france.

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You mean they didn't accept the zio shekels and got attacked by the jew for not playing ball. Britain First is kosher as fuck.

The chances for Nuttall look better at this point

AFAIK it doesn't matter what happens at this point, article 50's been enacted, if it's anything like any other kind of legislature the process would have to be completed before the UK can re-apply for membership. (By that stage the Kikes will have well and truly shown their hand and you'd have to be the goodest goy on the face of the planet to think going back as a good option)

Joe pill, best pill.

This is a very good summary. UKIP is falling apart, which is a shame, but inevitable really. Labour is entirely irrelevant until that old geezer quits, which he has absolutely no intention of doing.

The tories certainly aren't good, but they're the only party that isn't in shambles.

Strategic move by May. I know who I'll be voting for.

This question is asked every day on Holla Forums whenever the BNP is talked about, strangely everybody forgets what happened, yet any user from Britain would know this as old news.

'Zionist Neocons Offered BNP Bribe to Ignore Zionist Power & Attack Islam'
youtu.be/se_1M-ndrJM

why

UKIP served its purpose by freeing Britain from the clutches of the EU. But they simply aren't a long term option, and speaking objectively, they're falling apart like a wet cake. The leader, whoever he is now, is an uninspiring nobody and their momentum has faltered now that Nige is (mostly) gone and they actually achieved what they wanted to achieve.

The political stability is also very important. Tories started Brexit, and though it won't be anywhere near as extreme as I'd like it to be, it's still steps in the right direction. Uprooting current Brexit proceedings and having some complete nobodies take over government and organisation thereof (assuming the fully hypothetical and entirely impossible case of a UKIP landslide) would cause mass unrest and riots among the same 'stay' voting population that will begrudgingly accept a Tory Brexit. We're out. That's the important thing. May has more or less convinced me that she takes it more or less seriously, can keep the party more or less together and won't pussy out too much.
That's as good as you realistically get in today's politics, user. "More or less."

There's a difference between what I actually "want" and what I can realistically "get".

Also, I want to see an Iron lady MKII start a war over Gibraltar with Spain
Also, she's kind of cute

Theresa May is going to win a huge landslide and eliminate all the anti-Brexit opposition. It's a good move for us tbh.

So basically she's calling a general election this June (instead of 2020). The premise is that the Conservatives only have a small majority in government, and that all of the other parties - SNP, Labour, LibDems want to block Brexit. She's cleverly wording it so it doesn't sound as bad, but basically threatening that if not all Conservatives obey the whip they can 'block' Brexit. So she calls the election in the hope of getting a larger majority and making Brexit a certainty (she didn't mention Brexit like that of course, she used nationality unity instead).

But the implication here is that if the Conservatives lose, then Brexit will be blocked. It can be argued that it is VERY unlikely that they will, seeing as how Labour are at their lowest point in history and the LibDems are beyond a joke now. But nonetheless this is an unnecessary risk, and the fact that she was a Remainer in the first place (as were many Conservatives) makes it seem even more like a ploy to undermine the will of the people.

Whilst it does seem likely that the Conservatives will win; it also seemed likely that Brexit would initially fail, and then there's the whole issue of rigging and voter fraud. This is unnecessary and quite frankly wrong.

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You might get to fight there in our lifetime.

We need to get organised on this and draw up a list of 25 MPs we want rid of most then meme them out of office.

2017 Memetic Decapitation Strategy when?

It never ceases to amaze me when I encounter an un-ironic Conservative on Holla Forums.

By voting for them you are endorsing their policies. Watch the commons from the 23rd, if you can still endorse that party then you are in the wrong place, lad.

I like this idea. I'll start, jess fuckin' phillips.

she is going to win in a landslide with tories. And then she's going to turn around and cuck you on brexit and "muh free market for muh free movement." If you don't already know this, you're a common pleb. The tories aren't your friend and are as much globalist whores as labour, they just have different jewish paymasters.

Yvette cooper & caroline lucas. Put them on the list 2.

It will happen in a technical sense, but fucking zero will change as far as the borders. The big banking jews aren't losing billions of shekels and relocating. If they thought they were, the rats would would be jumping ship and london house prices falling. they aren't.

Fucking kek, that was exactly who I had in mind at first. Labour SJWs are trying to rally round her as their alternative to Corbyn and shitting it about her seat being vulnerable to a Lib Dem surge.

Cuckchan are trying to plan some kind of demoralisation/divide & conquer plan against traditional Labour voters but it's far too broad brush. We need a precise, target seat strategy instead to get rid of the most hardcore SJW and Remain MPs that are in potentially vulnerable seats.

Carswell is another we need to go after, even if UKIP don't win Clacton, just denying him a win would be a good enough result for being the general dickhead he's been.

Might be a couple of SNP ones we can get that are weak against a Unionist surge, haven't looked into that further yet though.

Wes Streeting I've seen on a Tory target list as one of the most vulnerable Labour MPs, massive SJW from his NUS days and pretty hardcore pro-Remain, pro-multikulti faggot we could do without.

But yeah, keep the numbers and potential targets coming.

it's not going to be "blocked," they can't at this point. It's just going to be all of the bad shit with none of the sandnigger control people actually want. The Jews are happy with a terrorist attack in europe every few weeks so long as it isn't them specifically. And then the country is going to be stuck with tories cucking, ukip in tatters and labour even bigger cucks. It's nightmare scenario. If election was not until 2020, she'd have to deliver on what people want to win. She doesn't intend to, thus calling a snap now.

Shit.

Both Cooper and Lucas have safe seats against any kind of subversion. Lucas will suck up Labour votes and Cooper is miles ahead of everyone else. Lib Dems won't be a threat and UKIP won't gain enough ground.

If not blocked they will simply re-define Brexit. For many months now (since the referendum) people have been saying how no one knew what Brexit actually meant, that free movement and the single-market was never discussed.

The Conservatives will now make adjustments so that it does not target these things, and because there is no one else to vote for who will make Brexit happen in any way (even UKIP have fallen apart with idiotic infighting), the Conservatives will say that their election is an endorsement of this 're-defined' Brexit that will not do anything to stop immigration or have us leave the single market. Obviously I could be wrong on a few details but this is almost certainly the ploy.

Potential SNP targets are:

Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk - Calum Kerr - Maj. 328

Edinburgh West - Michelle Thompson - Maj. 3,210

and the real prize that should be on our radar for a Holla Forums target list

East Dunbartonshire - John Nicholson - Maj. 2,167

In a UK general election every seat in parliament is up for grabs.

People vote for an MP to represent their constituency.
The results are then made public and the parties then have to figure out who will lead them if their current leaders didn't get a seat.
The party with the most MPs will then have to convince the Queen that they can form a government. This part is mostly a formality as the party with the most MPs will easily be able to form a government and get its policy through, convincing is only needed for minority governments or coalitions.
The queen then summons the leader of the party she deems most able to form a government and offers them the job of prime minister and forming a government.
The new prime minister runs back to parliament and starts filling ministerial posts and getting down to the business of governing.

So in a general election everything is up in the air in terms of UKwide governance.

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Labour's a dead man walking.

The issue is that the only viable option if Labour loses most of its seats is the SNP being the official opposition.
But the SNP even if they become the second largest party in parliament can't be the opposition because they're a Scotland only party and this would raise certain political issues nobody wants to touch.

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HUH? WHY?

You didn't read the thread. she needs some job security before she cucks completely and decides to "redefine Brexit" or whatever shit they're going to pull. And they certainly are. She wants to get it in before the next attack.major summer wave of invaders. I hope farage is on LBC today, was absent yesterday.

OK, I see now.

List of MPs who went against the democratic decision of their constituents to leave the EU:
Labour
Graham Allen, Nottingham North
Chris Bryant, Rhondda
Ann Clwyd, Cynon Valley
Mary Creagh, Wakefield
Paul Farrelly, Newcastle-under-Lyme
Catherine McKinnell, Newcastle-upon-Tyne North
Alan Whitehead, Southampton Test
Lib Dems
Tom Brake, Carshalton and Wallington
SNP
Elidh Whiteford, Banff and Buchan
archive.is/lpq6F

Full list of MPs who voted against Article 50:
archive.is/68Uo0

Joes Cock
Ah no scratch that one.

Dianne Abbot

Nick Griffin went on Question Time and said he was a Holocaust denier and went to KKK meetings, which helped lead to their demise.

I really wish Scotland would uncuck itself this election, but that's wishful thinking.

Lamping that baboon alone precludes Corbyn from making any important decisions.

Actually she should stay. she is so repulsive to most people that keeping her staying were she is will help make labour less electable.

She'll win on Brexit, but shits on everything else in the process.
Snoopers charter was just the beginning.

Emily thornberry, Islington South & Finsbury.
Not much chance as she's an MP in londonistan, but you never know & she has said some retarded shit.

Why is May so attractive in such a weird way? I know it's not just me, other lads on Holla Forums have mentioned it. She gives off a strong vibe thats shes an alien succubus in human skin and I want her to sit on my face real bad. I know that others have said extremely similar things that I noticed independently.

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Fixed it for you.

wtf are you talking about, I never changed my IP ITT

Ive seen multiple testimonies confirming this is indeed a phenomenon

Because she only stands to gain from this, and I suspect she's doing it mainly to spite Nicola Sturgeon constantly making a fuss about "muh idependence" acting like all of us Scots are behind her 100%.

It's good for Brexit as the Tories will win in a landslide, on the other hand, the Tories will make V for Vendetta real.

Everyone here better be voting Conservative. This is not the time to be voting UKIP. They've gone full cuck anyway.

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t. Emokiddeh

Im in scouseland. Its only Labour, UKIP and Socialist workers party that get any votes here. so im voting UKIP.

FUCK OFF SOUTH WALES

John mcdonnell, labour MP for hayes & harlington.

This election is a referendum on brexit and tories = leave. Simple as that. I've never voted Tories before.

That's fair enough Tories will never win in socialist land. Lucky for me I'm in a Labour/Tory marginal.

Nick 'can't stiff the gryph' did nothing wrong.

Was never really convinced by Farage's strategy. He had a global voice on the EU floor and could do more good there. Now he's gone and the UK is just the same.

This is the sad truth.

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Labour will lose some strongholds this year, lad.

Choose one.

no they wont. their strongholds are muslim ghettos. they have only gotten worse. the only way the could lose them if the official isis party got up and running.

Except scouseland which is full of OAP commies

Anyone else feel like we're forced to vote Torie now?
Labour are now the sword of Damocles above our heads as you can guarantee they will hold another referendum.
Not that I trust the Tories much either, just wish Nick G would get another party going.

I'm a scouser and I would love to see those old communist fuckers (and every other white traitor) get their comeuppance. Raped and murdered by their pet dindus n DotR will suffice.

Unfortunately it really is a leftist stronghold. There's an EDL march soon and they're expecting a similar outcome to the National Action White Man March a year or so back. Why the fuck can't the UK right pull together and fuck the commies up like they are in the USA right now?

You sound like a spook trying to shill m8

Joe Owens is about to start another party. Not Ideal I know but we have to start somewhere.

I tought I was the only one that found her semi attractive in certain angles.

i turned up to see that. there was hundreds of rent a mob goons on the streets. so i was looking forward for a chance to throw some punches. apparently national autism never got out of the station, so i was waiting around and had no idea what was going on until it was all over. The EDL on the other hand, comes in force. any idea when it is is?

and you sound like a dickhead but please elaborate on how my personal opinion means i'm a spook.

why would it be good if griffin started another party when he's already dragged his own name through the mud

Potential Labour cucks we can shoot down and add to the target list:

Ealing Central & Acton - Rupa Huq - Maj. 274

Ilford North - Wes Streeting - Maj. 589

Cambridge - Daniel Zeichner - Maj. 599

Barrow and Furness - Daniel Woodcock - Maj. 795

Hampstead and Kilburn - Tulip Siddiq - Maj. 1,138

If anyone else sports other names come up worth targeting can be found on here - politicsre sources.net/area/uk/mps-maj.htm

I see the shilling against NA had a greater effect on some here than I thought.

The EDL demo is planned for June 3rd.

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/unions-back-protest-against-liverpool-12902303

That faggot isn't even from round here but sadly, the Rhondda is anti-Tory whilst being anti-foreigner. The Tonypandy riots are still pretty much embedded in the older generation and the younger ones are taught it in school, along with the Aberfan disaster, which they blame on Tories and the closure of the mines by Maggie. If anyone else gets in here (which I doubt) it will be Plaid. They're the only ones who campaign outside of general elections here and they're more or less just a copy of the SNP.

I've only ever seen one campaigner for a Tory here outside an ASDA and she got a load of shit. In 2010 as well, Tory and Labour signs were put up on opposite sides of an A road on the grass. People actually stopped their cars to kick the shit out of the signs, similar to what we saw in the US with Trump's signs.

UKIP would've been the way for Wales to get out of the rut of voting Labour all the time. Chris Bryant will stay on as an MP purely because of the hate people here have for Tories, despite voting Leave.

its not even the shilling. i hated there aesthetics, and appearance. it was just really off putting to me. and after those pictures of them in the baggage area it confirmed the suspicions of many. that they were just some edgy kids larping.

pic related.

because he presided over the most successful period in British Nationalism, obviously.
anyway, since the mention of NG ruffled your feathers so much I'll hazard a guess your just a red here for shenanigans.

Nah m8 I just know that you cannot be that overt conjuring up blackshirt imagery in the minds of the public, Farage already figured out a better model to make it more friendly to the average person

You British faggot need a King

King Edward sort of looks like Nigel Farage.

was just thinking

Full target list so far:

Potential Independent targets

Clacton - Douglas Cuckwell - Maj. 3,437

Potential SNP targets

Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk - Calum Kerr - Maj. 328

Edinburgh West - Michelle Thompson - Maj. 3,210

East Dunbartonshire - John Nicholson - Maj. 2,167

Potential Lib Dem targets

Southport - john Pugh - Maj. 1,322

North Norfolk - Norman Lamb - Maj. 4,043

Potential Labour targets

Ealing Central & Acton - Rupa Huq - Maj. 274

Ilford North - Wes Streeting - Maj. 589

Cambridge - Daniel Zeichner - Maj. 599

Barrow and Furness - Daniel Woodcock - Maj. 795

Hampstead and Kilburn - Tulip Siddiq - Maj. 1,138

Birmingham Yardley - Jess Phillips - Maj. 6,595

If any other names come up worth targeting they can be found on here - politi csresources.net/area/uk/mps-maj.htm

that depends on your political beliefs ofc. Sure, they may have a policy or three that are better than the tories but it still doesn't get a Nationalist any closer to a government he requires.
Also, if the full power of the state/media go against ukip as they did the BNP then i'd wager ukip will drop any policy under scrutiny should it be called racist, sexist, homophobic, etc, ad nauseam.
Thats the problem with opportunism, it requires one to drop their ideals in the hope of victory, as a politician or voter these days it seems.

Why are almost all euro leaders being replaced by childless lesbians?
These people are mentally unstable.

Farage show starting for anyone who knows (just go to the LBC link, not even going to post it and causes autism about linking).

Yep, Farage thinks same I do. She wants to get it in before summer and another nigger influx/terror attack.

May's a shark and smells blood in the water.

This is going to be a bloodbath. Corbyn is covered in chum

Are con really so much better than lab? I dont live in UK but for what i know Lab and con are both antiwhite parties that have most of the same politics. However from reading this thread people make it sound like con is way better than lab

Con and Lab are both awful, but fact is, for this election, conservative means leave and labour/lib dem means remain. For this election and this election only I will vote Tories just to make sure we leave.

Cheaper Jap products. Thanks conservacucks.

Con is status quo which is awful.
Lab would turn UK into a refugee camp.

There is no viable choice for ethno-nationalists.

I feel like if the Conservatives get a larger majority, they'll use that as an excuse to go soft and water down Brexit to the point where it's practically identical.

May won't call an election she could lose, already happened with Cameron.

That's why I believe immediately after the election. The bald cuck leading UKIP at the moment fucks off and Nige comes back, which will bring fear back to the Conservatives. They know if they go soft Nige will be after them.

Ignore the full stop after election.

yes. her stated reasoning for calling the vote was incredibly flimsy. the unstated reasons probably involve not wanting everyone she's ever loved getting mossad'd.

this is the flimsy reasoning I'm talking about. Fuck that, just get it done. Who gives a shit what (((they))) have to say about mandates?

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I take it this is going to be an exercise in kicking the political left and remainer cucks while they are still down?

bnp.org.uk/
nationalfront.info/
britishdemocrats.org.uk/

Yes. In July or August last year the tories, if an election had been held at that time, would have scored upwards of 400 seats. Apparently their polling is even higher now but the majority of of the deep state security apparatus are wet tories so we don't know how much is fluff.

it's because you're from bongland and your women are disgusting.