Mike Cernobitch "Assaulted"

Watch creepy Jew, and fake "AlphaMale" Mike Cernobitch pretend to be assaulted in bizarre video. Share this with any retards you know who still follow this guy.

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Thyme being asthulted!!!

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That is assault you idiot. When you have people shouting and spitting in your ear and shoving their pelvis into you it's creepy as hell.

why does he even pretend like he's not a kike?
It's so obvious from his looks, his name, his annoying mannerisms, and his "civic nationalism".
As well as making a career degrading shiksas.

Are you talking about Thernobith?

t. (((Mike Cernovich)))

How's that Baboon Brainframe working owt, Cernokike.

GOYRILLA (((MIND)))

As much as I despise cernokike;
he was being assaulted technicamilly spbeaking.
If some queer rubs themselves up against you then it's also a sexual assault - livestream yourself knocking them the fuck out.

Just seems like he was baiting people into a lawsuit.
Jews like doing that.

Isn't that Twerking Mike? I thought you liked nigresses and foreign women?

Plenty of people leading up to the election were in weird situations I would end up defending myself from, even if it was no more than proximity and hands. This is fucking nothing.

kek what a faggot

Retarded Feta-Alchool-Syndrome lisp faggot.

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How pathetic.

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Opportunist attention whoring book merchants. Probably still somewhat useful as babby steps for redpilling normies and targets for (((MSM))) to waste a bit of energy and credibility.

What a strange man. Probably a Jew but still so strange.

Not punching them in the face right then and there for it is your problem faggot

actually having thomeone plathe their handth on you and thcream in your ear motht thertainly ith aththault. now rather or not you forum goblinth argree with mike ith irrelevant becauthe he hath a right to perthonal thpathe. altho i bet you wuththieth don't even lift.

Cernovich is obvisoulsy a all hype no meat kinda guy.

He is riding the coat tails of others.

Speaking of which, I think near the end we see one of the infowars people there too.

why shit on mike?
He technically was getting assaulted by the legal definition of the word. Leftists vs Cernovitch is an easy choice
he was Holla Forums's lawyer for a bit and defended hotwheels iirc, I'll cut him slack; more importantly, who gives a shit?
This is literally e-celeb shit, not even the old /gg/ would have this sort of thread taken seriously

Came here to post this video.

When we start gassing kikes, this guy is in the front of the line.

He's a lisping faggot kike who pops pills and beats off to gorilla porn.

Looks like Joe Biggs

As a fellow Croat, heavily dislike the guy, albeit he's probably a (((Croat))).

He's doing good job shilling for Trump, his stance on Syria is a big plus in my book but nothing outside of that is even remotely likable about him.

Sad. Barely more than a year before they flipped their script.

He could have atleast given a fucking shove.

If I ever saw Mike Cernobitch I'd punch him square in the face, then yell SIEG HEIL just to make sure antifa didn't get the credit.

I wished he'd show up at that Spencer event tomorrow

Based Mike

How can anyone go half-pilled, like Mike? Even going as far as race mixing after learning genetics determine everything. I'd think the logical thing would be to stop genetic degradation asap. Which would mean not having a baby with a fucking turk or whatever he's got, first. Then shutting off the option for retards, second. Not this meaningless civic nationalism.

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He's a fucking kike user.

Maybe he's saying 'I'm being insulted'.

It's not like anyone would know the difference either way.

TOP CUCK

mfw the altright is actually in the streets doing something and Holla Forums sits on their asses and talks shit

Holla Forums is an imageboard, many people post on it and a lot of them talk shit like you

You realize that even a small shove constitutes the legal definition of assault right?

Then swear out a statement get a warrant and handle it, bitch.

Holding your hands in front of your face while a bitch hits you is assault too. What's your point beyond the definition of assault beng jewed?