Can we have an Asterix thread? read 'em here

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

Can we have an Asterix thread?

read 'em here: asterixonline.info/comics/index.php?manga=Asterix_Comics

Anyone read the latest one yet, it looks to be some kind of second take on the one that parodied the Tour de France. Not sure if it's gonna be any good

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Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

I haven't read any since the one with the aliens. It fucking ruined me.

Justin Long
Justin Long

me too but ive heard that the newest ones have gone down to earth to the normal tone, and the whole alien affair is never ever mentioned again. As it should be.

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

Are you going to storytime or what?

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

eh, ive got nothing else to do, any requests for which specific story you'd like to see?

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

Asterix and the cauldon. here we go.

Camden King
Camden King

and done.

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

Thanks man.

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

i gotta go now, ill put one more up tomorrow.

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Sure.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

reading (((Asterix)))
not reading patrician, Catholic Tintin

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

reading celebate hero Tintin
not reading swimming-in-pussy badass Asterix
I like both

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

manga=Asterix_Comics
manga
Asterix_Comics
This triggered my autism.

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

this yellow whiskered midget of uncertain age
Never fails to make me smile.
On that note, I know this is more /v/ material but may I suggest you check out XXL2 Mission Las Vegum? There's plenty of vidya banter in there, with my favorite part being the Mario centurions that go wahoo and mamamia when defeated. Gameplay's kind of repetitive but it feels like you've been immersed in Asterix's world much more than the other games.

Logan Price
Logan Price

The rare time (only time?) where Asterix has a fair sword fight and doesn't seem to be that good at it.

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

IIRC Asterix rarely draws his sword and gets into even fewer sword fights. Given that his primary combat style involves relying on the strength granted by the magic potion. In The Twelve Tasks of Asterix he points out that if he and Obelix were to go toe to toe with Caesar's personal guard they'd be cut to ribbons, magic potion or not. He's a strong fighter, not necessarily a skilled one.

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

Finding out Goscinny was Jewish ruined it for me.

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

I don't understand. His comics are still good regardless. You thought they were good before you knew he was a jew, didn't you?

Logan Collins
Logan Collins

They're not all in on the ZOG conspiracy, you know. Also they couldn't be blatantly subversive in the old days, so made stuff that was just plain fun might as well enjoy it while you can, before /pol/ takes over and has us all studying Pepe

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

Not being able to enjoy the creation independently from the author
I want tumblrinas to leave.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

being a eurofag i bought it and played the shit out of it. it was a standard game, 7/10 but certainly great great asterix sauce on top

the super move that lets Obelix rain down menhirs

there was a story that made fun of feminism, for god's sake. It's…not really jewish influenced in any manner, rather traditionalist even. Yes, he's a jew, but you must admit you can't tell from Asterix that it's jewish influenced.

Also, no story tonight, apologies but i gotta fuck off to bed because life at work was gay and had to fix electrical spaghetti in a cramped enviroment, hence im fucking late.

I guess ill do the Mansions of the Gods tomorrow, or maybe my personal favourite, Asterix the legionary.

Since no storytime tonight, enjoy some of my Asterix reaction image folder

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

Check out the GBA version of XXL, if you can nab a copy, since it's fun as fuck and it's in 3D, and the PSP version of XXL 2 is almost the exact same game as on consoles. …Stay way from the DS port of XXL 2, it's fucking awful.

Parker King
Parker King

Wasn't Asterix also about to use his blade on an oncoming Viking hoarde in the film version of Asterix & The Vikings (Asterix & The Normans)?

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

I remember Asterix doing a Zorro in a sword fight once…

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

Samurai Jack is also shit because it was made by a kike.

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

No, I only thought the ones that Uderzo did by himself were good. Just like I thought Lucky Luke was better when it was just Morris.

David James
David James

I only thought the ones that Uderzo did by himself were good
Asterix and the the falling sky is an embarrassment tbh.

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

true, but the ones before that definity were okay.

aslo, thank you for waiting for me. Here's asterix on feminism.

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

and done. Also im gonna just go on to Asterix the Legionary

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

In theory one of the best plans the Romans ever had.

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

I think the one with the D&C guy was the best one, especially since it exploited the Gauls' own weapons and made them question their own trust. It's also one of the few times where Asterix and Obelix almost broke up their friendship, that should tell you how much it was working.

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

You mean the guy who spreads hate amongs everyone? That was the absolute best plan.
Meanwhile in the movies, it was the best plan to attempt shooting the druid off the earth. It's strange that the Romans never tried capturing the druid again.

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

it was the best plan to attempt shooting the druid off the earth
what in tarnation
which one?

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

It's a plan only from the movies. In the rather mediocre Asterix in America, the Romans realize they have to get rid of the druid.
But like in earlier Asterix movies, they consider the Gauls to be beyond human. So just to be on the safe side, the Romans capture the druid, sail to the end of the earth (which they think is flat) and use a catapult to throw the druid off the earth.

He lands on America and is saved, but the plot there is kinda weak. As far as I remember, the Roman who planned all this is friggin eaten by Caesar's black panther, not explicitely, but on-screen.

The movie had a hot indian girl though. If more people had seen it, they'd have stopped complaining about the sexualization of Pocahontas…

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

Thanks user.

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

Oh yeah I remember this. What an unremarkable movie, yet I still fondly remember the very first scene with the dubbed Romans trying to make increasingly dumber phalanxes. And yeah that scene was weird as fuck.
What's with animated Asterix movies sucking so much? The only good one is the 12 tales of Asterix and even then it was explicitly made for television, whereas all the others are just remixed versions of older books.

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

What's with animated Asterix movies sucking so much?
I had fond memories of the one where Getafix gets bumped by a menhir on the head and turns crazy.
I watched it again a few months ago in French and it really held up, be it because of its animation (especially the fucking scene where they try the potions the now crazy druid cooks up on the Roman spy) or its voice acting, which is pretty far from the shitshow we have nowadays.
A few things had really stuck to me, like the aforementionned potion tasting scene, the flying spy, the sometimes surreal music, or any scene involving food.

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

12 Tasks of Asterix is the best, but Asterix and Cleopatra is good, as is Asterix in Britain.

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

12 Tasks > The Big Fight > Asterix in Britain > Asterix and Cleopatra > Mansions of the Gods > Asterix in America > Asterix the Gaul = Asterix and Caesar > Asterix and the Vikings > shit > the live action movies

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

How was the new cgi one?

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

Asterix videogames
The beat 'em up arcade is pretty fucking hard, you get a limited amount of continues.

Hudson James
Hudson James

Not fucking bad at all mate. Pretty funny, and it expanded upon the story pretty well. Give it a pirate, id say.

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

user have you been around my bookshelf? Because those two stories you posted are exactly the ones I own

Good job

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

Speaking of Asterix, and given that most people who even know of him aren't burgers, is there any translated or modified joke you're particularly happy about?

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