PRESS BRIEFING #37 WITH SEAN "HITLER DIDN'T USE CHEMICAL WEAPONS" SPICER!!
Starts at 1:00PM EST, so get comfy, get your smug folders ready, and let's watch the shareblue JDIF kikes get BTFO for the fourth day in a row. Also fuck the gook, post those waifus.
Official Jewtube Stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=CBEXro_A-EI
First
Second for fuck the shills.
Third for best girl.
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reporting in
Where's the gook? I want him to call my waifu shit.
Reporting in, time to make the Great Asian Crater for the future Trumperium.
It's going to be a good day.
Should we go over the Passover Recap?
We're going to get along or else.
At least post best demon
you FAGGOT
Vigne's the most rebellious demon ever chuuni demons are only good for bullying.
Guess I can't argue with those dubs.
Friendly reminder that Miki is best girl
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This might have been posted here. It's damn near impossible to tell with all the shilling
HERE ARE SOME CONTENDERS FOR THE WALL
What's your wallfu Holla Forums? Mine is Parthenon. One-Way would be a close second.
Holy fucking shit, I haven't seen this yet.
Oh, shit. Parthenon is best wall, aesthetic as fuck.
This one.
At 30 feet tall it already looks like it's gonna be huge. They should add another 10 feet.
God damn, some aesthetic as fug wall building is gonna happen. Fuck that angle and perch shit, that's modernist mumbo jumbo. Parthenon and Hadrian's are top tier.
You know what the wall designs are missing? Some mines along the border.
SPICEY ANIME RECOMMENDATIONS TIME
Which chinese cartoon should I check out now?
He won't make the same mistake again… I think
Dragon Maid motherfucker.
You're late shareblue. What's up?
do you cia niggermonkeys actually get paid for this?
and are you actually like proud of your 89iq niggerwork?
go back to >>>/pone/
That's not anime you faggot.
Kemono Friends is a manly anime for manly men such as myself.
Merkst du noch was?
Demi-chan, for the comfy times.
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Pic related best girl don't even fucking try to argue.
In his "apology" he implied jews weren't innocent in contrast to the Syrians.
How can I? Sakie is best girl. Dumpire is a very close second
Urara!
That's why you always have to think before you speak
You got some patrician tier taste user.
The presidents wife will be giving future briefings!
While we're waiting can someone give me to tldr of Syria, the Assad regime, why Russia wants them gone (?) and how normalfags are supposed to think about it all? I havent paid nearly enough attention to this shit, I dont know whos who
Well she needs to do something about the border as well.
god that mouth looks retarded
I dont knwo what animue this is
what is it anonfama?
Demi-chan wa Kataritai
Some /a/nons had a theory that she looks weird an out of place intentionally, to poke fun at generic moeshit, seeing as she and Serebryakova look like Chernobyl mutants, but all the men in the anime look normal. Something similar to how everyone in One Punch Man was drawn with autistic detail, while Saitama is just an egg with eyebrows.
She can give me future briefings all night long.
What did you say?
Your run of the mill Middle Eastern secular dictatorship. Not that crazy, and the people under it were living in relative peace, but it wasn't a librul democracy, so it's inherently evil according to mainstream Western politicians. Oh, and they are an enemy of Israel
They are allies, Russia actively supports their fight against ISIS and so-called moderate rebels. All of that opposition was of course propped up by Israel and the USA during the so-called Arab spring.
They have to think that both Assad and Putin are worse than Hitler, and so they are gassing innocent civilians for their won amusement.
Now go and learn some punctuation and actually pay attention.
DELETE THIS OMG DRUMPF THO
No, the theory is that the main designer of the characters is a fucking fujoshit, and she made them ugly intentionally. There was one autist who seriously argued that Tanya and Serebryakova are so ugly because they are "out of place" in a battlefield, but that sounds retarded.
That you should trip your eyelashes.
It's less a theory, and more concrete truth ;_;
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Come to think of it, you don't look like you belong here either…
So whats so great against Dragon Maid? It seems to have a comedy tag, and I don't really like comedy probably because of (((western))) films tarnishing that word
You belong in the kindergarten you moralless tantrum throwing midget.
Nobunaga no Shinobi. 3 and a half minutes of the cutest killing machine around.
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It's maximum comfy dude, straight up.
Tanya did nothing wrong.
>the artists are merely pretending to be retarded
Your waifu is shit and everybody knows it.
it was to keep some of ONE's original artwork from the webcomic in the redraw(s) which he had full control over iirc and anime.
First for Tanya is best waifu
Wait, that's the original artwork? It's literally image board tier.
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Actually, what I've posted seem to be better drawn at quite a few places.
Huh? I thought Tanya was just special, like me?
Tanya confirmed for worst waifu, liked only by autists who cannot tell that even her artists hate her.
Stop attacking the waifus of others when it's your own damn fault.
This was excellent
Now you need to dump all of his New Year's /fit/ comics.
More like the waifus of color. Seriously, get a load of those nigger lips.
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I can't see you in the mirror, faggot.
I posted her first; you ended up with sloppy seconds and argued with a nigger.
77th for anime tiddies
Anyone else with me on the idea that pic related is one of the funniest slice of life animes of all time?
Seconded.
That's part of its charm, you can tell he just scribbled it out because the idea struck him and he found it amusing.
BIG BOMBS! Spicy time soon.
2 MINUTES OUT
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Time to get comfy.
You guys think Spicer watches AI Channel?
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mfw managed to take a nap and woke up just now
I still can't get over how he started dumping redpills about how Hitler never used chemical weapons.
Wait I just realized, we haven't seen the gook at all yet. Don't tell me it was actually a nork and he's dead now.
Over 5,000 people watching the White House live stream and it hasn't even started yet.
Only 5,000? That's a bit low.
The first ten were averaging around 17k.
5,300+ now
These thread won't be the same without him.
Casual reminder that Spicer's about to come out and ruin passover for the fourth consecutive day in a row.
What % do you think will the questions about the Hitler thing last time be?
THANK YOU SEAN
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID HITLER WAS THE SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE??
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88% obviously
Think they'll try to get a statement on the chink getting drug off that plane again?
to be far that's the very first chapter, he gets better over time. sorta
Trips of spicy bombing incoming
DROP A MOAB OF SPICE ON THEM
Hopefully they fucking ask about some of Trump's golf clubs having triggers on them. I would love confirmation on my president being absolutely gangster as fuck.
God, please make it start already!
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wew
your lack of trips says otherwise, friendo.
they appear to have removed my submission, probably because I based it on Israel's and gave it rocket turrets.
Oh! Edo Rocket, decent wacky comedy thing about a fireworks savant kid in Meiji Japan.
I really love bizarre 'widget series' types.
also Tokyo Pig is pretty amazing for a kids' show, and has a lot of exploitable/memeable/memorable moments.
thanks to the (((MSM))) it's even more memetastic now as the hero pig is obsessed with drinking milk because he's adopted, originally believing himself to be a tall potbelly he finds out he's actually a manlet, er, piglet normie. It's a fucking bizarre show, and has ridiculous amounts of vidya refs, like one episode starting off as Baseball Sim 2020 and ending as a shmup.
3rd rec: Gokusen, a yakuza guy's daughter becomes a teacher at a delinquent school. It's Onizuka with a chick. That will shoot you for failing. but on the other 'hand' if it's because you got cheated on and became depressed, she'll break that bitch's arm for you
you can't evade suspicion if you don't know what is anime mister CIA. Or good.
MOTHER OF ALL SPICE
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[OBSOLOTE MILLIONS GASSED]
[HITLER DIDN´T GAS INNOCENT PEOPLE]
When does low-test Spice start redpilling the press again? This is taking ages
Thank Kek he's late again.
For a second there I thought that was Gokusenpai.
oboy!!!
Oboy!!!!!!
(times like this I wish special effects text had made the leap from 2008 animu IRC clients to imageboards)
Wizards are never late and always pull out before they come.
Funny these were posted. Apparently our largest non-nuclear bomb was dropped on (((rebel))) tunnels in Afghanistan
Also casual reminder that Goebbel's Law applies to shareblue shills as well, and you would do well to remind people every time they try their tricks.
Why else would they be posted?
Someone thought they were aesthetic?
lulzy version
Wait, that wasn't fake news??
He had better.
Spicy loves the bomb babes.
Thank you Sean!
No clue. Just saw it in another thread, that's why I said "apparently," because I'm not sure of the source myself. All I saw was some tweets and a link to CNN, who I refuse to give click-shekels to.
So's Trump all the time. It's a nue yawka thing.
urbandictionary.com
the schadenfreude on the MSM is so great now I know some heebs at work that turn in for their daily dosage of spice just to see their own kind squirm.
That single digit trust shit ain't just a meme.
Speaking of that, anyone else notice shareblue's been trying to push random tweets and smaller lügenpresse sites as genuine sources?
Didn't the number also change again from six million to 1.4 million?
My home IP a dress got banned for a post that wasn't me. It was a European art thread. It's only a week ban but what do? I thought VPNs didn't operate like that?
WE ONLINE
WE LIVE
SUDDENLY LIVE
HE'S CONFIRMING THE MOAB WAS DROPPED IN AFGHANISTAN OH MY GOD
WE LIVE
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isis btfo
Guess this briefing's starting off with a bang.
GDU 43
Here's a real bomber (pic related).
WE LIVE NOW, BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BOMBS WILL BE THROWN ONTO SHITSKINS
states rights inbound
18000 EGGS
Who the fuck cares about eggs nigger is this pizzagate shit
18000 EGGS FOR THE CHILDREN
Ya fuckin' mook.
The white house does that event every year.
Muh iran
Muh human rights
Death to all shitskins
mfw niggers are starving and we are using eggs to entertain us
kek
18,000 EGGS FOR KIDS
21,000 LB BOMB FOR ISIS
Oh oh. Drumming on the Iran war drum.
Did he say eggs?
Good, muslims must perish.
Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack- can't fret over every egg!
Sean knock the WMD shit off.
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Questions here it comes……
oy vey ….(((gas)))
Shills about to get BTFO
Couldn't the bomb we just dropped be considered a WMD? I would consider a mile wide bomb to be mass destruction.
MP4 user here ready to ready to pump out some videos, missed you guys was too busy with work those bastards getting in the way of my spice time
kek
We missed you user. Shilling was insane yesterday.
the muh iran stuff is troubling, stinks of jewish lobby.
sigh i wish i could have been there for the gas briefing
Checking those double dubs
Yep, buttering up the folks so everybody wanna rumble with them.
I'm picturing right now faggots from the MSM sitting on here, shilling their narratives, and when it failed, thinking, "I'll just do this at the Spicer briefing, that'll show them" only to get BTFO by Spicer.
==REMINDER THAT TRUMP IS FULFILLING ALL CAMPAIGN PROMISES=
=SHILLS BLOW THE FUCK UP==
lel
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THANK YOU SEAN
THANK YOU SEAN
I CLAIM THIS BLONDE ROBOT WOMAN
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Are we considered a right wing think tank?
Holy shit that high pitch sound
For real though, looks like a replicant.
RIGHT WING THINK TANKS
30 minutes
been awhile since i watched a briefing, is pajeet still here?
The number of kikes in that room is sickening.
Skype call inbound.
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Fug lads am I the only one that hears that high pitch noise like feed back from a mic?
Holy mother of feedback.
nope
North Korea, Iran and Syria are an Axis of Evil? I wonder what traits they all share. It can't be that they don't have Rothschild banks, can they?
HOCKEY QUESTION MP4
just cause i love hockey.
piss off with your axis of evil bullshit.
The only sphere of evil is the semetic talmudic-caliphate of evil
Did you make one of Spicer's Hitler comment?
Hail'd
sigh not yet I've been slammed all week
any country that don't have a Rothschild banks is a enemy of the USA, didn't you learned that by now?
Pajeet moving up now at 2nd row
CONGRESS MUST DO THEIR JOB
I'll be damned, thought he lived in those lockers.
Who is the girl in green?
NAUGHTY OR NICE MP4
a leftist
fug that was quick
That's the latest in AI
I believe her name is distractress
Christ is there an intern that set up those mics? constant feedback
had to be after the whole gas thing.
I would not fugg that Nexus-6.
youtube.com
Trumps about to do some kind of press conference about a bridge. Thought I'd post it here. 10 minutes from now or so.
Are you fucking kidding me, it's over already?
fuuggggg of course i make it when the briefing is short as fuck
those fucking mumbles at the end always so pathetic
Nah he just needed more smug after dealing with those fags
That was annoying
i've got nothing to do for 2 hours i can MP4 stuff from this too
Trumps live in 10 minutes. That's why they cut it short.
they are whinny as fuck… and you know they think they are doing a good job.
ninja VANISH!
name and pics of green dress slut plz
proof and point
image is familiar, what is it from?
Looks like the worthless skin around a vagina that was in the Star Wars movie
yup one of those actresses they pass off as women in jewly-wood movies. That thing is probably jewish on top of having down syndrome.
trump will be on in 10 minutes i have to go. 20 mins later nothing :(
Trump is always late. I can count the number of speeches he's showed up for on time on one hand.
BUT I WANTED MORE SPICE TIME
me too user :(
He's gotta recharge after dropping those redpills user.
Lucky bastard I bet hes watching the bomb blast in 4k while editing megumin over it.
we all did user,,,we all did
Kek enjoy this while you wait
that rainbow hair guy can't be real
The whine in his voice can be no act. That whine is something only a properly train leftist can produce.
I also refuse to believe such a being exist
Have you joined team rainbow yet nigger?
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Fuck, is he copying the kid in that stupid Daily Show skit? That smirk while checking to see if any of his peers saw how cool/hip he is by referencing a skit that made them all look like fools.
Its probably another YouTube scam where they do fake shit except this one is about SJW.tm because shitting on sjws has become popular and is a guaranteed way to get views.
I don't get the reference
TRUMP IS LIVE
youtube.com
We live
WE'RE LIVE
that is a sweet axe. looks like silver be sweet for werewolfs
What even is this bridge thing? They had a bridge collapse or something? I never heard about this at all.
oh ya bro, google i-85 bridge fire. huge chunk of it broke its fucking up traffic big time over there
That is a sweet axe. What an awesome gift.
tap was a bit akward
Here ya go. you.tube.com
They ended up making themselves the butt of the joke. It was wonderful.
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well that was boring :/ More spice next time
At least he touched on the infrastructure again. Need to fix up the roads, bridges and everything else.
at least haley was there
I'd hunt all up in dere eggs, ohn hon hon hon!
moab can kill you just by looking at it, I always start laughing because it looks like one of those toy missiles from that old Ring Raiders cartoon, which had just a random mishmash of modern aircraft with bizarre colours.
And a helicopter that could inexplicably keep up with all the jets.
For no reason as all all the missiles looked like they were those little propeller bomb munitions when they fired.
in case no one noticed it (not exactly most riveting news of the year but) McD's went to 'free range chicken'
Is spicer learning to use wizarding powers in full view of everyone?!?
STRAP A CAP ON YOUR POWER LEVEL DAWG
Jesus fuck my ears.
It's because the fucking AUTHOR himself told the animators to alter the designs of the 2 main characters simply because of the fact that he got spooked his loli MC got the waifu treatment. Too bad for him it did the opposite effect.
Educate yourselves niggers.
Not really, that's just Trump asserting dominance.
I don't have it in me to actually watch animes, but I will post best monster girl ever all day long
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What? The whole reason that bit was included in the skit at all was because Mr. THANK YOU SEAN has been well known almost since the beginning to pull that shit when he's quickly switching between closeup and relaxed distance vision. Did you just start following these press events this week or something?
I don't believe that.
Why would he have made his MC a loli if it wasn't because he wanted to make a waifuable character.
The fact that the MC is a loli doesn't actually influence the story.
The MC was made into a loli because he told Being X GOD he would have to be in the absolute worst position possible before he'd believe in a divine being. So poof you're an orphan girl with magical ability instant conscription into the army btw and the Great War starts before you hit puberty.
lolicon harem bait is still lolicon harem bait even if you add barbed-wire.
You'll meet strong competition look above you.
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Rost.
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sauce? I haven't paid much attention to Tanposting.
WHO'S JEWING WHO??
How about no?
eh, only like two characters are dykes, and they are anything but butch. (and most likely bisexual, as it's a soft yuri archetype played for laughs, not serious romance).
she's more like an otaku/neet with a job. like a lot of young single japanese people she is basically slave to her corporate job that keeps her poor and also insanely busy so she has little time for personal relationships. making her isolated and depressed (thanks feminism!) and she's not really that attractive. she has a male coworker that she seems close with but with all the magical bs going on things aren't moving forward so she's got a drinking problem (like a lot of young single women these days) it's kind of a sad show when you look at it without all the anime comedy stuff.
Buy her brand of fur bilini's.
Appropriate dubs.
The CGI hurts my eyes and brain.
It was k.
Vid related, best SoL anime of all time if it wasn't for its hetshit ending.