Incredibles 2

So basically it's the Crucible all over again.

That didn't look exceptionally funny. Maybe Jack Jack waking up Mr. Incredible.

That's what I was about to say. The only difference is that Mr. Incredible knows about her working for this new guy instead of being left in the dark like she was for most of the original movie. I was kind of hoping they'd jump forward a couple more years, too, so we could see the kids becoming part of a new generation of heroes.

Not me. I never liked The Incredibles

This clown world isn't burning quickly enough.

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Based off of trailer it's worse than that. It feels like a sitcom episode with barely connected plats A and B that only come together at the very end. First movie had that going too, but both plots connected after first 15 to 20 minutes.
Another unsettling thing is that it looks like movie will use "being a mom is the most difficult job in the world, while men have it easy in profesional world." Mr Incredible looks like a madman and barely keeps up with home chores, while Elastigirl effortlessly fights crime and is a celebrity. All of that will be peppered by "hilarious" slapstick with Jack Jack. They will surely have classics like Mr. Incredible getting hit in the face by carrot puree, and JackJack hitting him in the balls.

and…it's shit

I think it looks ok.

I think it's Bob Odenkirk. He's been getting quite a push in the big screen, lately.

Aged like wine

There goes any hope of this being even half as good as the original.

This is good
Now even more porn will be made

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idk if your son had dozens of incredible superpowers it would be pretty hard to raise him. He could literally kill people when he throws tantrums, seems difficult to me

I didn't know she aged.

If that were the end of it, I could see that being the issue. Bob is the only one tough enough to survive raising Jackjack, so he stays behind, but they also show him having issues with Dash and helping his kids with school. Violet is… oddly absent from the trailer. Meanwhile, they're pulling the same "I can't let my wife worry because her career means so much to her!" plot that we've seen in dozens of sitcoms already. It's weak shit.

Anyone else think we're going to get some floating timeline shit?

There's even a scene in the first film where Bob basically gets a tablet in the mail and he's initially baffled by what it is. Now we've got them making common core jokes.

Man am I glad I'm not American

Isn't the first movie set in the 60s?

Despite fags getting offended by any form of social commentary on current year.
This just seems like an inverse of the previous movies premise. You know? Superheroing is illegal or bad in some way. One of the parents makes it big in some way, while the other sits on their ass till shit hits the fan and then the whole family gets dragged along. It feels like it's setting up the exact same formula.

This is going to be underwhelming reguardless. The wow factor the previous movie had is gone. So simply doing the same plot with some flip flopping of certain specifics won't really hit the same buttons. Also the villain probably won't be as good I can already tell.

Its sort of modern day but done in the style of 1960s comic books and spy films. The whole idea of the film was "how would the superheroes of back then adjust to the world as it is now?".

What if the villain is really Syndrome and the entire "bring superheroes back" shtick is a front to break up the Parr's marriage?

Education problems like that can be sidestepped by putting the kid in a private school, gun and knife length laws cannot be so easily side stepped.

Might be an alright plot, but you have to remember: the fucker got his cape snagged in his own turbine and got sliced up. There's no coming back from that.

It's genuinely what we all expected.

Not everyone who isn't American is a Bong, German or Frog.

though aside from the obvious feminism pandering, I guess focusing on a stay at home super powered dad is sort of unique.

pls send me 20mm rifles mr. leaf

No son, my country was already a thing and removing mudslimes before the Bongs were even a thing.
Now, enough derailing child

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You're a Euro all the same, one of the most cucked in fact even if you get an A+ for lewd Art

The last thing the french did right was supporting the American Revolution, and that was still only to spite the bongs. As far as education even you're boomers are shit at understanding math so your education system isn't any better off.

Nationalism aside, wakfu is fantastic and those girls tempt me somethign fierce.

NTR scene when?

With this and the final season of SJ I'm starting to think that dead is better.

I guess that means all of America is California then, so you're even more cucked than Europe.

kek
No the french are the equivalent of California, they advocate for the cucking.

Now I get why they didn't do a timeskip though. Jackjack is OP as fuck and the only way to keep his abilities from completely ruining any tension is to keep him as a baby
Still unnecessary sequel though

Didn't The Underminer get some game?

Yeah there was a game where they fight the Underminer.

It's reminding me how Toy Story 3 was just 2 but roles flipped.

Oh god, this is basically Incredibles: Destruction of female gender roles the movie

SHADMAN, PLEASE RUIN THE MARKETTING, DROWN US IN HORRID AMMOUNTS OF ANALINGUS, AND BOB JUST GETTING CUCKED BY HIS WIFE'S NEWFOUND PENIS WITH HIS DAUGHTER BEING A CORPORATE WHORE, REVERSING THE ORIGINAL PLOT OF THE FIRST FILM.

Get out.

Poland?

Nice to see all this judges getting all those proof of those rapeing

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I don't like the first movie and I bet the second will have too much of that annoying baby. I also, without watching the trailer, predict the baby to be overpowered and the son to be jealous of the baby.

Because that's ALWAYS the fucking plot for babies.

Sweden advocates for cucking, but France has the most gibs. It’s like the EU is all the parts of California split into separate countries.

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What’s it like being a paranoid schizophrenic?

To be fair, I think it is because jack jack now has op powers, if I recall she never had to deal with that shit.

implying he didn't clone himself just in case and decided through the cloning process to change his looks for revenge.

It's a goddamn comic book movie, man. Syndrome could've survived and became a cyborg.

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Either the writers doesn't know what Common Cores is or there was actually a better way to teach Algebra. If it's the latter, heads are going to roll.

He could also be Syndrome's brother, I can see nuPixar going for that cliche.

actually, what Dash is doing is "new math", which was the common core of its time
while new math changed up how some problems were solved and introduced new concepts into algebra, it also provided shortcut techniques for some things such as finding percentages (divinding the smaller number by the larger number)
the majority of it was thrown out but the aspects which simplified matters were kept

Tom Lehrer wrote a song about it

GUYS, DON'T YOU GET IT?
THE UNDERMINER IS UNDERMINING FAMILY VALUES

Man, don't bring me that hope if is more than likely that it won't happen, considering its the 60's I hope it stays in second wave feminism at worst… but >>970578's right, now Violet is old enough to marry.
But they're onto something, 60's men could not seriously take care of a child tbh. My grandpa won shitloads of money as salary but he wasted it all on expensive suits because "presentation was everything" leaving scraps for his wife and seven kids. And his father apparently wouldn't cook himself a snack to save dear life, even if he technically knew how.

My most hopeful guess is that this is just what they want to sell. Not to gain SJW viewers but to keep away all the nasty Alt-Right that is so fan of the original (I would believe nu-Pixar actually wanting to scare away potential costumers), I honestly believe they just spoiled all the progressive jokes in the movie in those 2 minutes.

To be fair, there is not a simple Pixar trailer that looks good, almost all the movies ended up being better.
Seriously just try to name one Pixar movie that looks better in the trailer, the only one that I could tell would be the Cars 3 "sneak peek" which looks more interesting with that edgy theme than the actual film.

I honestly wish they just left the fight with the Underminer at the end of the first movie ambiguous, it was pretty obvious he was going to lose anyway so we didn't need to see it.

the fuck?
How the fuck in any subtraction system do you get 5 by subtracting 13-7?

1984 math

retconned lel

the fact that they feel the need to show us the underminer fight in the movie should have been an immediate red flag

it's just fanservice

RIP. The game was great. This new movie looks like shit.

I'm still waiting for Sym Bionic Titan wish to come true

It can never come back legally.

I feel sorry for the poor tired father.

we get it Shad, now pls fuck off

Stop it. Please, just stop it. you're making me want to hope again

I'm just praying that the SJW crap in this isn't Frozen levels of retarded it's going to be that, isn't it?

It baffles me that anyone was wanting to see a conclusion to that fight.

When something is good people want more.

I've heard rumors that it was sold off to the IRS for a tax break, but I have also heard the same about Megas XLR. Don't tell me CN did it to both of them

there was a video game for it (Rise of the Underminer for PS2). They'll most likely just do a recap of its story

I wish they'd stolen ideas from the comics. The comic villains weren't half bad.

Wasn't Rise of the Underminer on the Nintendo DS? I think you might be confusing it for the Incredibles movie tie-in game.

user, your shiftkey is broken.

why ask questions which you can easily find on wikipedia? it was available on ps2 and many other formats.

But I don't want to.

Both games were PS2. I remember the movie tie in one sucking balls but no clue on the Underminder one. I know it had co-op with Incredible and Frozone but otherwise I don't know.

Please let this happen

I forget, what happened?

Well at least there'll be a new wave of Mrs. Incredible porn.

No one cares user.

Don't tell me this shit is why the next season of Better Call Saul is taking so long.

Go back to cuckchan with your anti-porn mentality.

Top pleb.

I knew someone would say this

France also has more leverage in the EU to push for acceptance of refugees

that's because you're god damn middle school teachers said this

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