So Holla Forums, satire or serious? I can't tell anymore

It's probably legit since it attracts a social justice clique.

It's 2016 and Master Chief still has the problematic name of "Master"? African american slaves have suffered and we still use anachronistic terminology for leader? This is why people don't take gaming seriously as a medium!

Fucking Neofaggots, everyone.

The only thing Zelda would be the lead character in is a puzzle game spinoff. There's a reason why Link has the triforce of COURAGE and Zelda has WISDOM. It's because one's made for combat and one's made for geo-politically nonsense.

And "Chief" is appropriating Native American culture too. I have never been so triggered!

If it doesn't matter, then why change anything in the first place?

He's a fucking white male, user.

In ban-happy places, the best way to troll them is to attempt to imitate their behavior and subtly push them towards extremism.

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Neofag thread? okay.

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You noticed those things before the fact he's wearing a girls makeup?

Has Aonuma even ever looked at a calander?! IS HE EVEN AWARE WHAT YEAR IT IS?!

Honestly, this new game having the option to strip Link down to his underwear has probably made the female Zelda fans happier than playing as girl Link ever will.

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That just looked like a faggot face to me

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Spirit Tracks

Is that Josh?

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Like Holla Forums?

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We dumping Neofag posts?

how is the coop in the game?

Is that the conclusion Aonuma came to? Absolutely based. I'm glad they're not interested in shoehorning anything in to please the identity politics crowd.

Though a spinoff where you play as Zelda would be hella neat.

Oh, my poor, poor innocent child…

they randomly ban people every so often in little events they call "purges" to keep the user count low and "more obscure". it's just an excuse to axe anyone the mods don't like that haven't actually broken any rules.

It's co-op in the sense that you, the player, control both Link and armor possessed by Zelda. I'd say it's all right if you don't mind touch controls and DS level graphics.

That is 100% satire
Dead give away

Checked

oh, i was hoping for 1 player control link and the other player controls armor and i will wait for my coop game.

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Aonuma strikes again

BTFO'd

my sides

Can confirm. My little cousin really loves Zelda, and when I showed her the first trailer for this game, back in 2014, the first thing she did was cringe and say "Ewww, he looks like a girl."

In mother fucking Japan, because they're indie, so not big enough to be translated. Jesus Christ.
Saying this like it's a bad thing…

hot damn, that is some fucking grade A bait.

Doesn't it take like six months to register there? And don't you have to have an e-mail address linked to an ISP (ie not Gmail or some other client)?

Is it really worth it just for some shitposting?

Are we doing a Neogaf thread?

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Orwell is rolling in his grave.

NeoFAG is just as bad as TVTropes, Beamdog's forums, and that one old RPG/D&D site. Absolute fucking hugboxes. You say one solitary thing that's out of line, even if it isn't offensive, even if it isn't insulting in anyway, you're gone.

I think I was perma-banned from TVTropes two years ago for saying that I personally believed there were only two genders.

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR

NEOGAF GOLD?

archive.is/t8WZ8

Why does this asshole have Kero Blaster as his avatar

Entirely serious.

It's like this guy was trying to be a "Hello fellow SJWs" type to fit in.

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I'm almost positive that like 80% of the posters on NeoGaf are actually shitposters shitposting shitposters.

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Now they pray for their believes to be true.
Can they be any more like religious people?

Most don't even know what that bullshit means. They just know that it's something bad.

They could very well be cannibal trolling or shitposting shitposters. If you want to be really conspiratorial, you could argue that for a long time NeoGAF has posted outrageous shit that gets reactions from others on the internet, and then those reactions have been used to make Gamergate and gamers in general look bad out of context because muh sexism muh racism. Neogaf could be a false flag for all we really know.

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It's like they have Social Justice Tourette's.

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checked

Neogaf makes ledditors look like free thinkers.

Remember what Seinfeld said:

Pretty weak if you ask me. Using "Nazi" instead of "National Socialist" gives it away immediately.

Is that first pic as retarded as I think it is? Is he just talking about polygons?

Pixels I think. It took me a while to get it too.

Wow I was giving them too much credit, it's even more retarded

What the fuck?

Damn that's dishonest.

People here do the same thing with cuck or SJW all the time, although I just assume they're knowingly using it incorrectly.

But you don't get banned on Holla Forums unless you're a leftypol shill, and most of the time even then you don't. Holla Forums does have freedom of speech.

You can change some words around and its the same responses you get here, so i doubt its satire.

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Nintendo really this wow first allison women and rapp now

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control panel, dumb shit.

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Nintendo should let players play through the campaign as a Zelda reskin, not changing the quests in anyway, just as a costume change. An easter egg.

But only unlockable after you complete the game as Link.

They could hint that Zelda was playable, and leak screens or whatever. Link stays male, but Nintendo makes some fat dollars off of idiots who think that they are fighting the patriarchy. Plus there is the added bonus that they would never get to play as the Zelda re skin anyway, because they would never finish the game.

These idiots won't actually buy the game anyway though. They just cry. Neogaffers especially, I'm sure there's a lot of hypocrites on there but remember Nintendo is a "babby's console" and Neogaffers are all mature gamers that only play mature games.

Way to ignore the part where I mentioned most of the time you don't get banned even if youre a blatant leftist shill because the mods don't care and everyone on the board can recognize a shill anyway.

Considering that Holla Forums is right about everything, yeah you kinda do need to get banned for being leftist vermin with no connection to reality.

It's funny, there are more "leftist shills" on Holla Forums than actual posters on Holla Forums.

I can't tell if this is satire or not.

I enjoy these threads more than I should

So it should be alright with them if they made Samus a guy then?

Because it's an over 30 year old IP and if they bitch and whine and fuss loud enough and force nintendo to move, they then have a strongerfoothold to further "push out the male".

If they succeed in making a giant like Nintendo bend over, then all that has to be done with other companies when they don't cater to their whimps is go "NINTENDO DID IT SO YOU SHOULD TO!" and the betamales will do it.

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I've seen that name recently on another forum or site and I can't think for the life of me where the fuck it was.

Probably have
It's used by Tumblr-tards who watched Madoka and think it's hot shit.

Hyrule warriors has it.

No shit, most leftists are too busy virtue signaling on Reddit and other non anonymous boards.

Are you implying shills are not real? Because we have lots of evidence that the Hillary campaign and other leftist organizations are hiring tons of shills to try to subvert 8ch Holla Forums.

Obviously not, but hey, that's why you're here and not on Holla Forums, because you're a cuck who doesn't know the truth of what is going on.

That game is shockingly good.

I was also not expecting the girl from your pic to be such a qr waifu.

A lot of those retarded wiccans turned into SJWs

How does someone make a jump from watching a magical girl anime to that?

Speaking of Poe's law, someone should try to rile up Biodrones against the new Mass Effect extremely phallic shape, shame on Bioware for reinforcing the idea that only patriarchal architecture are space worthy.

hahaha. Keep believing the Hillary shills from Holla Forums are what's ruining your board, user.

You are right there next to me, mate.

Can you unlock the characters without doing the story mode? I got it for 3DS but don't feel like going back through it.

Dammit.

What? I meant that wiccans became SJWs, thats where the walpurgis night obsession comes from.

Oh, my bad. I thought you were talking about the one from madoka like was.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walpurgis_Night

Why, Holla Forums? Why can't vidya just be fun?

I don't know man, wasn't there an exodus to Holla Forums in 2011 back when r/niggers was banned from plebbit?

Because the world isnt ready for vidya, user.

Your dad probly told you video games were a waste of time anyway.

Shoulda listened to him.

>it has to be this way

It's not satire. It's not serious.
it's the current year

That would actually be fucking cool

Will they ever understand that turning Link into a girl will add nothing? It's why the developers saw that swapping Link for Zelda was retarded: everything is going to exactly the same. Neogaf is stuck on the question that "if it's trivial why not add it?" when in actuality the question should be "if it's trivial why bother?"

This is actually what I imagined would happen between Link and Groose. Zelda was Wisdom, Link was Courage and Groose was Power. The three of them were the ones who fell from the clouds into the world below. Zelda was the wise one who understood she would have to seal the Imprisoned, Link was the courageous one who traveled everywhere to defend the goddess, and Groose was the powerful one who built a fucking cannon to stop the Imprisoned. Safe to say I was disappointed when all we got was Demise.

I don't know. Look it up.
My guess would be no though.

I didn't even know that it had a 3DS version.

Yes, since the characters for adventure and legend mode are different, but honestly, legend mode is piss babby easy so just race through it.

Cia a best

Did you know user, new Link has been asleep for 100 years and in the mean time Ganon has been sealed but growing in power.

100 years.
New Gerudo male holy shit

They complained for Temple Run that the female skin was unlockable, that 'women were shoved to the side until the game was completed'. They would do the same with Zelda.
There is no appeasement.

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It’s great, because it instantly outs them as what they are (and it will make the purge that much easier).

I think in long term, Groose is supposed to sorta represent the beginning of that "rivalry" with Link as he was vying for Zelda, much akin to the Link vs Ganon conflict.

Groose was just too good for the world.

They've long since given up trying that avenue.

No, it’s still the facade, but it was NEVER the goal.

Matriarchy was always the goal. Egalitarianism has always been the rallying cry. It’s the definition of Marxism, after all.

The game basically banks on it for some.

Like Toon Link and Tingle are can only be unlocked Vo Adventure Mode.

However Adventure mode will block on story progress, but as mentioned, it is really fucking short so you might as well do it all and then do Adventure Mode.

She really is, she was dangerously close to beinga Gaga-Clone though, and a Fairy before that.

And i must say, i know some people dislike the "J-Pop" styled Lana, but i find it much much better then the early Fairy concept for her.

Creators always have to use the shitty ideas no one wants, while ignoring all the good ones sitting right in front of them plain-as-day, don't they?

Agreed. She now has the form and figure and the delicious brown. And hell, using her in her guardian outfit still give her a nice rack.

They did a pretty good job, though I think we can all agree that Ganondorf got the best version upgrade with those awesome gauntlets and that fucking mane.

To be fair ,they didn't want to make an "official" timeline, but chronicle faggots just HAD to scream and whine for one, now things got weird since we couldn't just make up good portions of the story for our selves.

something always bothered me about the picture. Doesn't the hooters chick basically say she is just got the job for being pretty and really has no other skill set or personality about her?

Maybe I'm retarded but I'm pretty sure the sign is edited in, the first time I saw that picture I could have sworn she was holding some white cups, that and the sign just doesn't look right.

If you were a hot chick who could comparable pay to a manager at someplace while doing low skill work like writing down orders and occassionally singing happy birthday, would you?

Shit you got any idea how much they make at hooters.
It's more than I make working full time.

Satire's dead for a reason, user.

Seriously, its like a strip club without the downsides

I love how if these chubby white feminist guys or gals walked into a ghetto yelling to black men how much they love them and support them and grieve for them, they'd get mugged, beaten, raped, and shot, not necessarily in that order.

I also don't know if it's irony, shitposting on their part, or pure stupidity on their part that they say they hate Holla Forums for being "pro-pedophilia" when they defend Rapp

WHO WAS FIRED FOR BEING A PEDOPHILE

Actually it wasn the pedophilia, it was that she had a 2nd job on the side that got her fired.

She was fired for promoting pedophilia, posting NSFW images and linking to them on her public Twitter, and getting caught working as a prostitute in her off time.

They didn't openly state that it was for pedophilia because they, as a family company, do not want to even acknowledge it. They wanted that bitch out of the picture as cleanly and as quickly as possible. Unfortunately for Nintendo, SJWs are such colossal mangina faggots that they'd give a pussy pass to a women even if she's an open and unrepentant child molester.

I just think it's funny that the guy gave them a good handbook on how not to be a nigger and get shot (from a black guy no less) and one of the mods got ass hurt enough to ban him. Even putting words in his mouth the justify the ban.

The pedophilia absolutely played a part. She was posting it on the same twitter account she used as a rep for NoA. GGers in Op Torrential Downpour forwarded this and other evidence of wrong doing to Nintendo and she was fired shortly afterwards.

Groose being the reincarnation of Ganon is my headcanon.

I love the simplicity of the character. He doesn't think first before acting. He gets by mostly by being incredibly tenacious and tough. I mean fuck's sakes he sees Link falling down into the cloud world below him and what does he do? FUCKING JUMPS DOWN AFTER HIM. Zelda is all about prophecy and Link is all about cleverness and bravery, but Groose is all about being tough as nails. His solution to The Imprisoned is so simple it borders on parody: build a huge fucking cannon. And it works. Because it is fucking Groose.

I want to think Groose was influenced by the Imprisoned the same way Zelda was influenced by Hylia and Link was influenced by Fi, even if it was never meant to be that way.

Ganon being the reincarnation of Groose.

Just fuck my post up. Polite sage.

I didn't read your post at all because I was too happy someone on Holla Forums posted Ghost Trick.

Fuck you for not posting more of best dog.

There's so little out there. It's a damn shame.

I wouldn't know I am not from neofag, you clearly are so fuck off back to the cuckshed, cuckwad.

Yeah, you're a fucking liar and a newfag dimwit.

WOW YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK HOW CAN YOU HATE WOMEN SO MUCH

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You are the one who knew exactly what it meant faggot. Why would a user need a control panel and why would they abbreviate it instead of just fully typing it out. Hence why I didn't just assume that.

firing her for anything she did outside of her job is pretty bad though. I'd keep anitta in my company if she had a valuable skill and kept her bullshit for other places

These people must hate Legend of Zelda. The trash is not enough for these people, send them to the incinerators.

Missile so best. Shame Ghost Trick doesn't see discussion here as much as it used to on halfchan.

What is there to discuss anymore? Fantastic game, great animations, awesome foreshadowing, unique and creative mechanics and the best damn dog ever. So long as it is still remembered fondly and suggested to everyone who somehow stumbles into a DS and flashcart I am okay with it.

True, but it's still fun to reminisce with others. You'd be surprised at how some people don't know there's occasional between-chapter scenes in places you've already gone. Most aren't all that relevant, but do explain some stuff (such as that minister's daughter suddenly being absent while she sneaks out to get him a present), but there's a few in the junkyard that are relevant (and wind up rather sad).

Also, by that "What is there to discuss anymore" logic, there's no point in discussing any now-older games.

She was a Twitter jockey and transitioned to offering polaroids to Patreon supporters. If she had useful skills unrelated to giving orgasms, she likely would have held a higher job title than public relations anyway.

Even her cucksband knew how to make a damn latte.

Don't get me wrong, I encourage whores and all related whoring activities, but I can see why Nintendo would draw the line when they're basically the Disney of vidya.

Might be wrong, but wasn't Rapp not even considered a good whore? Like, she was rated 2/5 stars on some whore review website or something?

She was too expensive for what she was willing to do.
Was there any actual proof that's she's a pedo

All musou games are shockingly good besides DW6, but you'll always have the crowd that can't look past how repetitive they seem on paper.

Straight from the pedos mouth itself actually

This is the doublethink I'm seeing from everyone who INSISTS Link become female.
They say it doesn't matter at all & changes nothing, but at the same time push for it really hard like it matters a whole lot & MUST happen.

If one image destroys their bullshit narrative this time I should it's this one.

I'm not entirely sure she herself was one, but she certainly seemed to advocate for it.