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brb gotta get coffee

helloo

how are you doing, bae?

Just woke up, enjoying a cup.
Hows your day going?

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Try to get amnesia to do the trick.

its been weird to say the least, better though now that you are around

you could have a kid and then get them into anime and relive shit through them, like how the mothers that try to make their kids models do just in a less creepy way

Dat feel

heh
what have you been doing then?
I'm probs gonna watch movies

played some games with some friends got hyped for game of thrones on sunday and got told im not allowed to make jokes about a certain person, like i said its been weird lol what movies are you gonna watch?

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wow what an erdogan
dunno yet, any recommends?

Don't worry Jacky you'll find some someday.

I didn't mean to turn my older sister into a weeaboo faggot, she sorta did it on her own

I just saw her watching all this cancerous shit so I stepped in and schooled her on what to watch

Seeing her react to series I have already seen is so nostalgic and reminds me of when I was barely a small weeb that didn't know any better

Feelsgoodman

erdogan? um probably like deadpool the thing, i dont know right now all i think of are things ive watched in the past little while lol

WHEN THEY SAID REPENT.\

i WONDER WHAT THEY MEANT LITTLE BROTHER.

Kinda wanna hear Soto call Proto1 "Onii-chan"

It's the extreme butthurt turkish president.
ehh I don't really watch superhero movies

What did you make her watch?

Nah, would be pointless

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oh i think i ddid know that at some point, my bad well i wouldnt call deadpool a superhero... but fair enough, the thing however is not at all that it is a horror movie

It's not fun to be a debbie downer Jacky.

Wwel I don't watch horror either..

I think that could describe a lot of people :c

Can't argue with that

You can't be serious about trusting anyone
Everyone has a price or a pain threshold, chap

What a terrible idea.

Yea, true. But Soto would at least enjoy it.

I'll make the edit sometime.

uh....... spirited away? like probably would help to know what you like lol

But if everyone did that we wouldn't have so many lovely things.

ehh I like history movies, and war.
or really romantic movies.

Sup Onii-chan

How goes the war and such

Did you get drunk yesterday?
Did you have fun?

A couple of things
She's into comedy and a lot of love/emotional stuff so I've just been recommending her stuff from what she tells me what she feels like watching
She's watching Toradora atm

Oi Oi

maybe i asked that before cause for some rea..... oh yeah i did, wow i get stupider when tired, i apologize so i revise with tears of the sun as a movie

What

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Yo Jack your Flag is Hungry

Better give it some food fam

Ahh, the good stuff.
Sweet. pink-haired is best girl.
Hmm? Don'tcha agree?

I hate having laughed at that

maybe you need some sleep soon.
oh I might go do that.

Well our countries, products and everything you can think of are all the cause of working together! If we do not trust it is only anarchy

Yuss.

No.

xDDD

Will this ever stop

Our countries are led by spineless scumbags, fit to rule but unfit for empathy, people who maintain order at a price so high you can't even comprehend

Believe me, you'd trust leaders the least

tfw the weekend is finally here
tfw 80 dollars to my name

it makes me feel gud until i realize how much wallet raping opportunities there are out there

its a pretty good movie and actually yeah im gonna head to bed now, have a great day brightness

Yeah I can't wait till she gets to the Christmas teddy bear scene so I can record her bitch tears and be like LOL YOURE FUCKING CRYING OVER A CARTOON, YOURE 27 YRS OLD AND CRYING OVER ANIME LMAO JESUS CHRIST
I am actually gonna do that

Did you barf?
I bet you did
That's what you get for trying to be a big girl and actually drinking a good amount for once

ecks dee

Stay home and save 80 dollars

i am saving it

but i want to invest in something, despite the lack of opportunities to do so for someone of my age

...Rude dude.
Did you ever cry over an anime?

Fuck yeah dude
I cried in said scene
Hence why Imma record her ass lmao

Wait who are you again?

HYPOCRITE.
I never cried since 6.5 years ago. Only started watching anime like 4 years ago.
sucks

I'd be a little bit happier if I were you.
Victor at least takes action.
Whilst our Rutte gives the freedom award to Merkel.

goodie goodie
goodnight!

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Hungarians were always stubborn xenophobes, including the prime minister
Germany just finished itself off with liberal guilt, GG

At least you'll survive.
New habsburg empire when?

When sorry pathetic jokes such as the European Court of Human Rights cease to exist

Can't do shit with clowns like that around.

When clowns like European Court of Human Rights cease to exist

What the fuck is wrong with this site

Let's just hope we lose the union.

Le Pen is confident, UKIP feels the reins, Jobbik comes close to FIDESZ, Trump is winning all he can, Britain wants to quit, 75% of Germany hates its own politics, metals drop, oils drop, stocks get fucked

We sure start to feel all this democracy paying off

III. world war when

all this new wave nationalism/isolationism is nice, gives more room for things to happen, you know?

My bad

the guy that never posts because school

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Those in control won't let it happen, not even if it will cost this planet

Trump will be proof of it

It can happen.
Will you fight for Ruskis or Merricans?

Well, got nothing but raw shit from the yanks so it will be Russia
Fag parades don't even exist there, the last bastion of honorable white men

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do it

Its okay Wish, we've all been there
Next time be sure to drink a little slower or just dont go full Soto

What were you drinking anyways?
I'm assuming no hangover which is good

That feel when you have to go through the source code for the 1080p image.

Don't spite me bro

Russia would be stronger.
But I don't trust either to respect us tbh

Jackle is that you?

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Rhum.

My head hurts

guize help, I miss mgd and I'm on beer #6 in the last 40 minutes, help me tslk to MgD again.

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Wtf nigga

please post more interesting OP's

imagine you're hosting a dinner party

what the fuck dude you're boring sober buy more

Da

You are getting there, might be hope for you yet

also

holy shit jack you really are gay af now

Its simply "pia" in my language

How the fuck should I know what you use

pia > booze

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Hm?

Alcohol?

youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM

I'm quitting for a weekend.
Gotta watch the health.

As gay as I might be I am quite the nationalist.

Eh
I don't behave, I don't behave, oh eh
I don't behave, I don't behave, oh eh
I don't behave, I don't behave, oh
Are you going to the party? Are you going to the show?

that's lame

when are you visiting

Where

My house, hopefully.

Good. Even I became somewhat tolerant towards faggots, there are much worse these days

Definitely this year, dunno exactly when

I polished a fifth in like an hour last night then just kinda died.

Jack-chan, does the government still wanna shoot you?

where do you plan on visiting? protip there are juden practically everywhere

He's goin to NYC

Jew York

No problem, I really plan to practice my freedom of speech

Nah, I have a 700 million debt and 5 years jail instead

ouo

Not too shabby.

what do you want, I just realized the caps say mgd on them because I bought miller. I miss MGD.

what, I want to talk to MGD, I miss that nigga.

giulana kinda cleaned up the city. there's not that many gay strip clubs left. sorry bro

You reek of week old semen and desperation, dude.

My little love adventure ended up with embassy and criminal investigators involved
Guess I'm not good with women

Shame, thought I could burn one down with half of you twats still inside

What Wish said ^^

giulani*

what are you north korea

You're lame

Good, there's greater threats.
It says something that the most nationalistic politician we had was a gay rich dude.
He would've won but was assassinated by an ecologist activist.

I think that's how 90% of them are supposed to end in Hungary.

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i'm not the emo faggo taking a break

I just drew the conclusion that canadian bitches are insane. There is definitely nothing wrong with me

Justice served.

No, I envy Camp 22 from them tho

no, I'm just drunk, and I always kinda liked talking to MGD, it was that damn fucking other nuke motherfucker that drove MGd away.
ow yeah he went by flan, I met that motherfucker, fuck that guy.

I like wish. I like MGD, I like a lot of cool people.

it kinda blows that griddles' final form is cato

what is camp 22

Cunt

Oh yeah, that's definitely true.

All Canadian bitches are straight messed.

I think it's worse tbh.

that's harsh dude lol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoeryong_concentration_camp

Having it too good gets to their mind

Maybe he'll just actually become MGD in a few more.

that's wild. do you have any relatives locked up?

god don't summon him

Me being a cunt isn't exactly unheard of.

My life is far from good.

You should see all the first world problems I'm riddled with.

I'm not emo

He would've saved us man.
Fucking greenpeace

Is he even still around?
I thought it was just the resident autist that emulated him.

eh you're pretty tame lately. old wish was better

fuck you TP. I like cato, so by saying my final form is cato as an insult is extremely offensive, fuck you dude.

holy shit, I'm drinking miller and I want to talk to MGD, fuck you for real.

you are most certainly emo. didn't you say the other day that you couldn't stop crying over the littlest things

Nah we put people there
Fuck the decadent west

Do tell
What I saw from Canada was extremely boring
Ottawa at least

But he was a fag and so he couldn't
Moral of the story
Its not too late yo

he stopped by the other day like looking for one of his slut crew

It's all the estrogen he's on.

That's...actually kind of depressing.

sorry cato is a fucking joke. have you seen him lewd? wait, of course you have

are you really trying to tell me you dont at least have 12 relatives in jail?

Does it look like MGD is here

i didnt realize he came out

No, cancer, homicide or suicide, none of them really lived to see it

Should that change?

okay

Yesterday I was walking home from my exam and I stopped at a variety store and they didn't have any almonds so I settled for cashews and cashew are fuggin' gross.

gnarly brah. you have suicide in your family? be careful

nah do you it's just nice to reminisce

no, the first time I actually tried to lewd cato I passed out because I was too drunk/ too bored and I was tired, so truthfully I havent.

no, but MgD has been gone for a long time, like since the feud with flan, fuck flan for ever existing.

I think you're self projecting

But it was so perfect, the hyper progressives could not touch him because he was gay.
And he still btfo'd the muzzies.

no, the first time I actually tried to lewd cato I passed out because I was too drunk/ too bored and I was tired, so truthfully I havent.

no, but MgD has been gone for a long time, like since the feud with flan, fuck flan for ever existing.

Don't you two live like on the same base?
Go kick his ass.

I uhh... LOL

Aiiite bruh, I don't even know how I used to drink so much tbh.

Maybe he's in /lewd/, you should go ask over there :3

i love you dude

Fuck that. Not really sure what it was, "suicide" was really popular here during communism

Terrible.

Oh, that kind of guy.

damnit emma why must be so calm, I really like talking to you, don't be so accepting of my anger.

no, I'm in virginia now, but still fuck that piece of shit.

Evidently not.

haha yeah you would get down on vodka and not miss a beat. good times

Yeah man, it tasted like I was eating band-aids.

I probably should have just gone without.

tell me how he died and i'll tell you if it was suicide

Drive to New Jersey or wherever the hell and beat his ass anyways.

How do they let wusses like you into the military?

Well yeah, but I felt like it though.

What's the best ez mode food solution, senpai?

Vodka is too easy to drink for me now.

it's a cold weather thing

I wish more politicians would salute in a speech.
It shows power not whimp shit.

Soup.

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I love you too TP.

maybe a weekend project, I should put in a request chit to kick his ass.

because i truthfully don't give a fuck what people say or do, they expect a reaction and I give none, many have learned that they can't break me, none have succeeded, I am to strongk

that image is kinda fucked up on several levels

It's pretty warm outside right now.

I think I usually drink better in the summer, idk

Is there a preferred version or can I pig out on cup noodles?

Those are probably pretty oily actually, idk :x

Except for over the internet, apparently.

What is happening in the image.

fuck you, at least lewd is good at insults.

He looks to be feeling up another man's ass.

I would suggest chicken noodle or tomato. Anything to get more water into the body. Do as little salt as possible.

Essentially:>>969752

Too lazy to look up the moonrunes for it. Character is from a book series I like. Unfortunately the artist where I picked most of this stuff up from makes the characters do gay shit.

When did I insult you? Are you okay?

THE BEST

but katushia is super cute.

no not even hear realy, if i reply in any way that isn't nonchalance, I'm more than likely dramatizing just to see how it goes.

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1411545

I could tell it was your goal, none the less. i am drink

Makes it taste like shit, I know.

Mhm.

Low sodium soup is an affront to nature.

Cures a hangover.

I never knew you were such a salad tosser.

High sodium, condensed and canned soups are equally heretical.

Never thought you cared to know about my sexual preferences.

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Ohh! I think I have chicken noodle :3

How cringey.

[Hming intensifies]

I don't particularly care, just was something I thought was more ambiguous.

Alright.

Hm.

Ah.

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Hmmm

Ohh? Something on your mind?~

if you say so, truth is I miss you giuze and I really just wanted to talk to you and the MGd on the bottle cap gave me an excuse, I mean I do miss MGD. but I miss the old 4chn threads more.

I can't trust your opinions, because you don't like anything.

You obviously know little about the Way of the Hm.

It's a little like hakunamatata.

It's both thought and absence of thought.

It is both curiosity and apathy.

It is what Buddhists desire, and Christians fear.

It is time and space.

Physical and abstract.

I've studied it for years, and these are my findings.

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There are no dicks here for you.
Shoo.

Homemade chicken noodle soup is so easy to make, though.
Celery, carrots, egg noodles, leg quarters for a heartier soup, little salt and thyme.

Humans are beasts of patterns.

Okay gonna actually get up off my butt and make soup.

Later bitches

bye love

bye emma, sorry we argued even in the slightest today.

I forget why I dislike you.

Yes, but that's secret!

oh

kbye

You say "easy" but really you mean "simple". Sure, it's simple, but that's still more time and effort than I want to expend towards soup, of all things.

Not that I never expend more effort if I'm cooking for other people, but when I'm just cooking for me I just want something that requires no time investment at all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Green eyed envy, I assume.

These are not the dicks you are looking for.

I'm kind of the same.
Most breakfast and lunches are just cereal and sandwiches because it requires me to do pretty much nothing at all.
Almost always cook for dinner, though.
Needs something with a starch, meat, and vegetables.

almost thought you were sci and was about to say something mean.

A strange mood took me this morning and I made sausage and eggs.

The stranger thing is that I slept for about 16 hours, though. I don't even think I'm sick.

When Wish comes back you should tell her that you cried when she left, then she'll definitely forgive you for grievously harming her feelings.

You're not a jedi

11:18 AM - them: you alkey
11:18 AM - me: >coming from you
11:19 AM - me: You used to get blitzed (in more way than one) everyday between Wednesday and the following Monday.
11:20 AM - them: Uh excuse me? More ways than one?
11:21 AM - me: All
11:21 AM - me: Out
11:21 AM - me: Blitzed
11:21 AM - me: On all sides.

I'm such a great person.

I passed out inebriated and slept for five hours.
Made a four egg omelet with cheese, sausage, and peppers, hash browns, biscuits and center cut bacon.

You don't even make my lightsaber extend.

no, I only cry for sappy movies, I don't really feel like crying over wish leaving would ever be a thing, I mean i like wish, but, leaving to cook something isn't worth crying.

Destroyed

You went all out for breakfast, I guess. I should have called someone up and went out to a diner or something.

It seemed busy in here, but I guess not really.

I'm laughing so hard that I'm going to cry.

Cute.

I am bed now.

As in threads or your house?

Threads.

It seemed active, but I guess it's not that quick this morning.

Sleep well.

To be fair, Spoilers just does the "newt" thing to spite me.

It's cute.

wat even

I love TP dispensing gentlemanly advice. It's neat.

Why's "newt" get your goat anyway? Did you have a beloved pet newt who ran way?

youtube.com/watch?v=9URZGTHR3tA

A dick joke.
I'm saying that my "lightsaber" can't even get "unsheathed" by you.

He OP'd with that about fifty times in a row and I told him it's repetitive. He seems to think I have some grand vendetta because I said that and takes his opportunities to shit on me when I'm not here.

I did no such thing. I finished eating and then turned on my computer and eventually got here.

I guess one beer can't hurt

oh
you need less focus on dicks

Taking things personally around here is always a bad idea.

11:27 AM - : I didn't do anything this morning.. dont be mean to me
11:28 AM - : When am I ever mean to you?
11:40 AM - is now Away.

Kind of feels I was sucker punched in the lower ribs for some reason.
I don't even remember how this happened.

I thought that was your whole gig.
#suckingdicks4jesus being your motto.

It's cause you're an alkey. Your body's rebelling.

I don't know much about your work, do you get weekends off?

I don't have a motto

It's like my lower ribs, the lower false ones, feels like they were hit, not like kidney pains.

Disappointing.

Hey testing.

Sup Giggles

idfk

I work Saturdays at a marina. Today I'm indoors working on inventory, so I thought I'd see what's going on here while I wait for some things to save. Usually I'm outdoors helping with the boats.

Have I ever asked what you do? You don't have to say.

Wear flip flops.
They'll help you not fall off the roof.

Yeah, the only natural lake in Texas is Green, I think.

I grew up near Belton Lake. There used to be a town called Sparta there, and sometimes fishermen will see the outlines of old houses and cars on their electronics. I'd love to dive down there some time and see them up close.

the space bar. don't press it.

Sabs, be my egf.

Lake Ray Hubbard is the same here.
When it was low, you could see remnants of the treelines that were stick yards out of the water by then that boats were going blissfully ignorant over.
There was even fucking telephone poles that were revealed when it was in a drought.
The levees broke before evacuation and there's some homes' remnants and bulldozers under there.

ohayou

post yourself. prove you're not one of them.

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somebody pls responce. I'm feeling ;needy

No thanks.

I just realized this is more like what TP was imagining.

I thought you were seeing someone?

Sounds about right. Back in '07, Belton got super high and people rolled cars and other trash into it. It was gross when the water receded. Then in 2011 (I think) when we had that really bad drought, boaters were blithely ignoring trees and garbage and such and getting into accidents or stuck. And it was so surreal seeing the lake shrink.

BTW, I read somewhere that we (the whole state) got 6.4 trillion gallons of water dumped on us last week. Have you seen the images out of Houston?

I am, though. I got enough arm and belly hair to choke a camel!

mhm
n/m

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Oh wow. It's Willy Shakespeare's birthday.

I think he had a premonition of animus when he wrote, "I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it."

for the most part

You'r really not missing anything, trust me.

Yeah, and the state and cities wouldn't step in to clean the exposed shorelines here so it was just fucking disgusting.

I saw pictures from a friend on Twitter from an area I used to drive through routinely and it was a complete swamp. Even these apartments I knew someone lived at downtown and had been to were flooded to the ceiling on the first floor.

*death anniversary
His birth date and even year can't be accurately ascertained.

Nope.

*hugs*

Thanks.

I'm wrong there. It was his baptism date's that known. Whoops.

hi sabrina

hope your day goes well c:

I don't think this place would be to his likings...

I should not have had a rum and coke already today x_x

Buffalo wild wings demands it though ;3

Soto said he saw you before and wanted to shish-ka-bitch you.

he better ante up.

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Master slapper.

Wish is my chicken noodle~

You would know

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/chu

You what?

i.imgur.com/lDfqrhd.png

AAAH DONT HIT ME

Is this a comedy or is he actually the last man on earth..? I can't tell

Hit him

Lmao

Hi

I woke up feeling all warm and fuzzy ^^

A little of both. He was the last man on earth until he found an annoying woman. Then three more women and two more men. They basically have free reign over everything.

*slap*

Are you sure that's not all the chest hair?

klajsdlkfadsflkadsjlakjfklajsdlfalskdjflasdjflaksjdlfjalksdjflasjdfjalskdjfa

When is fortune gonna make that trip to tokais and ravage him tho?

It is inexorable.

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Pretty sure that's what he meant

Hi

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The chest hair is simply baseline. Fuzzy feelings come from the kokoro.

One day, he'll post his address.

Hi

You hung over?

I've been abused.

Time to cry in the corner

no u

Victory!

Just pm him, I am sure he will give it to you. He wants it.

Just pm him, I am sure he will give it to you. He wants it.

My head's doing okay.

My eyeballs are killing me though.

#TheDream

Okay?

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He would, but nah.

He would, but nah.

what's a kokoro?

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i want someone to kiss my tummy

Heart

Awe. Don't become an alcoholic now

Eye massages are pretty nice. If you're with your bf you should get him to give you one.

I want more rum.

Not everyone can get what they want.

*dramatic tantrum*

That eplains why I didn't know lel

I don't... what?

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I don't think he's too fond of me right now.

also this

Legit. Just close them and have someone rub them with the forefinger and middlefinger.feels so good.

I wouldn't a tokai.

I'll massage your eyes with scissors XD

Why not?

That's lame. Come over here and I'll help c:

You just gently rip it out of the socket and tenderly massage it.

:c

Are you sure? Why not?

I'm just gonna not do this like a normal person

Fucking hate my life

I'll massage your cock with my mouth

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:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Why does someone else have to do it?

Because I'm a Baka na Emma

Besides everyone knows that the cure for sore eyes is rhythm games.

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.///.

Everyone knows the cure for sore eyes is pinching emma's cheeks

i wish

;-;

For some reason I have the mental image of massaging your eyes with curry powder.

I thought it was semen.

Was that intentional?

lol they're like 12

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts about the tattoos btw. Not cause I don't like them, but like I'd rather not have to explain it every 2 minutes.

Huuu are you?

Just go "please" and hair flick.

Because it feels better that way.

/patpat

Don't actually be a baka, Emma-chan.

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I'm playing with HD, it's daijoubu.

It absolutely is not.

Oh, whoops. Forgot to change it to Null. Whatever.

i'd just like to pinch her pinche cheeks.

kids these days.

That's so fetch. It might be crazy enough to work.

I HAVE TO COVER THE FRECKELS f;ospgaduhg

also who even are you

Also, everybody deserves some dark imagery injected into their flesh imo

Then change topic. I need to get the taster tatt done.

I just bought a flag

Well I don't think tattoos were the best way to do it! Don't tell me you got any slutty looking ones. Besides, me having freckles myself, I can assure you that they don't need to be covered up in the first place.

what? what?

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Nice

is that sci

If anything it's soothing really.

Huuu?

This will be my first/second one.

I hate my freckles. Especially my face ones.

New

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Freckles just make you want to get a sharpie and play connect the dots.

Null? Never heard of me? That's understandable honestly. I barely post here.