OPEN YOUR EYES

I SEE

I would rather play rainbow unicorn than Zelda: Breathe on Wood.

kill yourself.

OPEN YOUR EYES

What does it mean?

That you should stop shoving it up your ass you massive fucking faggot.

Yeah, quit being such a fag.

I prefer no voice acting because I really love those quirky Zelda npc grunts but there's no way Link is gonna speak either way

it wasn't put back in the pedestal properly.

Honestly, I'd say I was at 50% hype right now. It's not 100%, because this motherfucker ain't going to come out until the NX does.

They aren't previewing the NX at E3, are they?

are there any open world games where the level design isn't completely boring?

at least he's still cute

zelda as a series is rusted and they'll change that in this new game

Honestly, I like what I'm seeing, hope to see more soon.

No.

They didn't take proper care and clean it regularly. A shame, really. People think they can just leave their swords out in the rain.

Nope

It's supposed to be a barren, wild SoTC type vibe I think

Great Sea was maximum comfy though

I watched the part where he took most of his clothes off to go swimming and I said 'There's going to be porn of that by the end of the day'

That doesn't even look like a Zelda game

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That's because it isn't. It's actually the new Witcher game.

There's some with decently functional level design but an interesting open world that doesn't get repetitive after a few hours does not exist.

How? Because it has different weapons and equipment?

Looks more like PS2 graphics to me. Around Shadow of the Collosus level of graphical candy maybe?

LOOK UP TO THE SKY AND SEE

OLD MAN CONFIRMED

Nice b8

I'm cautiously optimistic that this will have us going back to dicking around innawoods while stumbling upon secrets and shit. In other words the exact opposite of Skyward Handholding.

Why do the world look sometimes like a little more realistic Skyward Sword and sometimes like Wind Waker?
Is it because the sun is setting?

Anyway, everybody has their own idea of how a good Zelda game should be so there's no way in hell this could have satisfied everyone.
I, for one, like the less emphasis in towns and the return to exploration and open spaces, Twilight Princess style.
I didn't see a hint of a story, which is also an interesting concept.

Probably it takes place in the far far future.

I guess Hyrule Castle is a ruin.

I bet it has crafting.

Remember how Dunkey joked about his mom getting him skyrim and it turned out to be Skyward Sword? Remember when that was a joke?

I hope it's a remake of the first game, back when Hyrule was a wasteland and princess Zelda was just a legend.

Wrongo

It's just Laputa: Castle in the Sky

Have you ever actually played skyrim
Or alternatively, any other open world rpg than skyrim

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theres not fundamentally wrong with remakes, user

the question is WHY they're remaking and HOW they do it

YOUR EYES ARE OPEN

A lot of Ghibli feels coming from that Trailer.

"Zelda was a mistake."
- Aounuma

The only good reboot in the past 7 years was Punch-Out Wii

Yeah those spider robots reminded me of these things

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It's about time

My question is: Will Treehouse have any involvement? If so, no buy.

reboot != remake

btw, i never played punch-out wii but i can see why they rebooted the franchise, the first game is old as fuck

Fujoshis will have a field day with this trailer.

It really is

That was a sequel, not a reboot

My point is that Zelda 1 doesn't need to rebooted/remade

I think it looks pretty cool actually.

What are you stupid

What is Kirbys Return to Dreamland

B-be careful guys

This game looks baller as fuck.

Reread my post

HAHAHAHAH BTFO-
WHAT!?
啊

I'm super hype guys, but I'm still being really cautious about it all, especially after Skyward Sword.

Right hands are the master race

People who are left handed are evil sinners

Yeah, as a lefty I always liked that about Link

But the rest of the game looks great, aside from the more ambient nature sounds. I love Zelda music so I hope some tracks make it in

If Treehouse is involved, then no buy.

"Resurrection Shrine"
So I'm going to take a wild guess here and assume that this take place in the "Hero falls" timeline a bit after OoT.

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He can slow down time

Has to be in the WW timeline because there are koroks

This is obviously some sort of imposter Link, as shown by him wearing blue instead of green. At the end you'll transform into shadow Link and the real one will kill you.

Treehouse always localizes Zelda. They usually do a good job with it, but these days…

Nice Roll

True.

Oh well. We'll always have Europe

Hiiiiyah
Hiijaghijahhijahhijahhijahhijahhijah HERO OF TIMU!

I SEE, YOUR EYES ARE OPEN

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I understood why they made him right-handed in the Wii version of Twilight Princess and in Skyward Sword: because 90% of the players would feel uncomfortable waving the sword with a hand and seeing Link using the other hand.

No idea what's the excuse now. Judging by the trailer, you use the Wii U gamepad so they should make him left-handed as in all previous Zelda games.

I was wanna make some comment about the protagonist not the real Link, but they already call him Link in the voiceover.

So with Nintendo's wrapped up I have a question… Has there ever been a worse E3 than this one? I mean, what did we get out of it… an alright looking Spider-man game and a decent looking South Park sequel from a very SJW publisher?

Crash remasters might be okay

>The Legend of Shadow Souls of the Colossus Gear Solid: Breath of fire the Wild arms

well, im glad for you pee poo users, it looks like its gonna be the second coming of TP, aka BEST

Does Europe do their own translation for the big mainline Zeldas? I know they did their own for Triforce Heroes, but it was a smaller offhoot. They used the memed up NA script for Fire Emblem and Xenoblade after all.

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2008 was really bad. Remember Wii Music?

This is the first time ive been excited for a zelda since wind waker. it looks like twilight princess, nier, shadow/ico combined and that shit is my jam.

MGSV ID-ING CONFIRMED

About fucking time

Far enough to be a sequel to Wind Walker maybe? I still wanna know what happens if you pull the Master Sword out of Ganon's face.

Let me fulton Mobilins and I'm sold.

Nothing, he's dead

YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THAT MOUNTAIN

I follow E3 because it's fun, but we already know there's little correlation between the hype and the reality.

I still remember how everybody cheered for Other M at the beginning.

I know it's 30 fps, but these are some very nice visuals for Wii U

SHIELD SNOWBOARDING

STEEP BTFO

good thing WiiU is getting emulator soon

BETHESDA BEATEN THE FUCK OFFF

I CAN SNOW BOARD IN FUCKING ZELDA?!?

Does nobody actually play these fucking games or what?

I quickly checked out nintendo's stream of it and i allready see a limitation of it being on the wii u. The render distance for grass for example is litteraly 5 meters or so.

Yeah but not on your shield whenever you want

I guess it's cool that you can spend all day accomplishing nothing in a fuckhuge Hyrule Field, but I have no desire to do that. Bugs me seeing all this polish in a franchise I usually enjoy and knowing it'll be completely wasted on me.

No. Unless Hyrule fished itself out and the Master Sword went from Ganondorf's face and back into the sacred grove as the trailer showed.

You know they can't actually show the main game because they'll spoil shit right

holy shit the NX is going to be motion based

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HYPE IS MY NAME

Looks too different.
Where's the green tunic? Where's the hat? Where's Zelda? Where are the dungeons?
Fucking sucks.

Im not really HYPED for it, but is there a release date at all? I am replaying through the series with a friend and all I can say is OoT/MM suck ass and are boring as fuck. Starting Wind Waker next, then playing through the last two.

It's a prequel to Wind Waker. You play as the Hero of Time before the world got flooded and the Great Sea formed. It's the Hyrule beneath the Ocean from WW.

Its a prequel, the old dude even said this is the beginning or start of the Kingdom of Hyrule.

But user, you're playing as Zelda. Haven't you played one of these games before?

Maybe a game In between?

March 2017

Are you seriously getting paid to write this shit?

No, that leakfag was obviously wrong.

There's dungeons

You probably can wear the hero's tunic at some point

Princess Zelda doesn't need to be in every Zelda game

MM, Link's Awakening, the Oracle games etc.

Wew m8

God damn I feel bad for Nintendo.

Yeah it was pretty bad, but on the South Park thing, Yeah, Ubisoft has become pretty shit, but I doubt trey and Matt would let them fuck up their game.

How so? It looks like the art-style, and the statue of Link in WW looked like the one we're being shown. The Great Sea didn't just magically vanish. It's a prequel.

Looks like I'll spend most of the time managing my inventory. There's no objective. You just wake up and have to fend for yourself. What is this shit? Fucking sucks.

REMOVE KROKOROK

Then go reboot the first zelda

Any chance for dual audio? If they're gonna make characters talk I'd prefer to ditch California.

Xenoblade had the Japanese track.

That leakfag said you start in the game in water worshiping village and that your first item is a magic bow that's a key to the plot and that the world was civilized.

This meme magic is too stronk

there are lots of zelda games that zelda isn't even mentioned

Haven't been watching any gameplay coverage and just the trailer, have they shown anything for dungeons or is this just going to be walking around a barren world looking for the plot?

On stream they're exploring a shrine

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The game is a sequel to Skyward Sword and a long time has passed.

There seem to at least be lots of mini-shrine dungeons. Whether there will be really big dungeons with themes hasn't been confirmed yet.

exploring a mini dungeon (shrine) right now. I'm thinking it's gonna be sort of like link between world, where there are mini dungeons spread throughout the world, and then there are main dungeons you play through.

The few games that got away with that, were portable little shits, and even then they had a substitute for her.

Audrey is cute! CUTE!

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Same honestly. I don't know, maybe I'm just desperate.

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Ganon name dropped!

F

GANON CONFIRMED

RIP GANDHI

TIDDIES

Ganon confirmed.

Thanks babes

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE AUDREY

so Nintendo is releasing one last good game for its dead console before shitting out a new console right after? i haven't even played any games on a Nintendo console since the Gamecube

here, you can make the same game over and over with this free engine. theres even some Zelda remakes already made for it: solarus-games.org/

its just the same games that we've already played now in high resolution, maybe some extra graphical effects. its fucking nothing

well there was Kojima at least, and the spoderman game could be good. zelda: far cry could be fun. i can't think of anything else, pretty shitty E3 overall.

dead on arrival since no one bought a nintendo console?

I can name at least 15 games for the Wii U that I want to play, and I can't say the same for the PS4 or the Xbox One

That's lewd, user

I wanna have rough rough anal sex with her and then cum on those tatas

Please make a list for when I can emulate it.

pretty sure theres an info graphic somewhere.

Is there a hunger bar in the game? Can link lose health if he starves too much?

No. The food restores health because there are no more hearts from enemies or bushes.

That's because you're a Nintendo fan.

There's zero reason to own a Nintendo console if you're not.

Most people buy a Nintendo console as a secondary system nowadays.

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Main dungeons confirmed for game.

You really think modern Nintendo is capable of making a good game?

Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz, that shit is hilarious.

Confirmed shrines and dungeons are different.

CAN SOMEONE TELL THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE NOT FUNNY?

Oh wait, that shit is wii

Looks like someone that would listen to Avril Lavigne. I wouldn't mind inspecting her body of work.

what 15 games? i've only heard about Splatoon, Xenoblade Chronicles X, and Bayonetta 2.

Hyrule was flooded as a last resort when Link never showed up.

Well, they're women.
What else would you expect?

So will we be able to turn off voice?

Tropical Freeze is a must if you've ever liked 2D platformers in your life.

Mario Kart 8, W101, Hyrule Warriors, Donkey Kong Tropical Dong and Pikmin 3 are ones I really enjoyed

Retards think Zelda was always just "muh puzzles".

Remove Splatoon, put Smash Bros and Mario Kart.
You now have… 4!

Star Fox will come out too, so…. 5!

Even the fucking old men in their games are like this.

God I hope not. Can we just have a game that actually puts itself later in the timeline instead of another retcon.

I thought that was a king of red lions doing at the end of wind waker

Ganon burned it down in the beginning

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someone posted this in the stream

twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper

I'm curious as to whether the food lasts forever or not.

Affordable Space Adventures
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Nintendo Land
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Sing Party
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The World Ends With You HD Final Mix

No the Gods flooded Hyrule because there was no hero than but Hyrule castle was left in a bubble until the king used the triforce to flood it as well.

I didn't expect to see something that looks like a game at E3. Pretty excited.

Pic related.

Nintendo Land is actually fucking great with friends and or drunk

maybe where looking from a bad perspective:

maybe it's Wind Waker's Hyrule AFTER the flooding

guys, are we seeing a Wind Waker sequel?!

luigis mansion best

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The Oracle games did have Zelda in them

Zelda is mentioned in every game

Thanks for the fap user

They didn't call it open world back then, though. And the design philosophies were completely different.

Really, the issue with open world games as they are now is not the level design, but what they fill those levels with. Nothing of importance to do, a bunch of collectathon bullshit, etc.

This makes a little sense, then why does technology exist?

Not bad for 3D. Is this Ninny upgrading their PR team?

The problem with open world now adays is nothing goes into creating said world, its just there with nothing in it.
I have been a DM for a long time and when I create a world, I make sure to put detail into every single thing that goes into it. Devs/ Publishers dont put much soul, passion or care into games anymore. GG rant.

Princess “Fulton a Moblin and your knob I’ll be gobblin’” Zelda

BOKOBLINS DINDU NOFFIN!

I take it is basically gonna be after OoT on the "Link Dies, lol" Timeline due the whole "Shrine of Ressurection thing" and if i remember shit right it is specificaölly said that timeline is when Link dies against Ganon.

YOU CAN BEAT SKELETONS WITH THEIR OWN FUCKING ARMS

Why couldn't she be the prostitute? I'd do her

There's gonna be lewd of this

maybe it started on Spirit Track
or maybe it's old technology sunken in the sea
also remember the Armos enemies: dormant stone statues that come back to life

that defeats the purpose of the King's sacrifice though. He wanted Hyrule to drown so that the new generation will be able to let go of it and find their new home.

But that timeline is only that why to match the Ganon wins aspect of Link to the Past

I get the feeling the Link waking up like that is because this games "story" is about the nature of the Hero's spirit and why it's always Link.

Why the fuck do you people think this is good? I've watched this since they started with their 4 hours of fucking Zelda and I'm already bored it looks like most modern open world games. Nothing about this game stands out.

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Then go play something else, fuck off.

I always assume a new Zelda is a prequel cause it always turns out to be a fucking prequel.

so you didn't watch the stream?

The game has actual dungeons too, you fucking faggot.

Sounds like Nintendo lost faith in their own brand again.

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Fags are triggered over Link being a boy.

boring

Remember to report shitposters.

The only Zelda games at 60 FPS are ALBW and TriForce Heroes

I don't notice it

Introduced in ALBW

There's no hunger this is just how you get hearts now

So?
Only that mysterious voice. The shrine guys just had text

Do you want them to actual spoil the story at E3

Where? I saw cooking

Fair, don't like that

Where? I want to quench my thirst with their tears.

Nice. Post some of that salt.

That and the demo getting loaded to a SD card by some random player. leak demo when.

Post it faggot.

I'm pretty sure they had that in Majora's Mask

How is he shitposter?

The best way to describe this game so far is:

Did wind waker when it first came out? Retard.

So will we be able to turn off voice?>>9697525

To be fair the story is probably "Something, something, something, GANON was a huge dick again."

What?

Just go to Twatter and type in Link/Link female.

i'm willing to bet you'd be complaining no matter what

Bombmask was kinda useless since it was a Melee Bomb though, and it was more like a Side thing like Bombchus rather then the Bombs operating on that principle too.

The Overworld, and specially the Bokoblin Camps.

Games being evil becomes of boys is so last year. Violence fear-mongering is in now.

So far, only the voice in the beginning has VA. The old man and the challenge guys were just text.

Who are you quoting?

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Same easy as shit combat now with 500 different weapons that all do the same damage. Fucking faggot nintendo still making games for toddlers.

A girl at a Zelda Informer page. Agreed 100% with her.

Watch them do 180 on that if Zelda is also a boy.

FOR THE NEXT FAIZ

Tbh I'm surprised that Waifushitters and Boipussy drones aren't derailing the thread

I disagree. It still allowed you to blow open walls when you were out of bombs.

It was still there.

You realize Zelda was doing this before Dark Souls right

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But they literally don't dumbass

IT'S A PRANK, BRO!

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Dont bother user, Souls fans are fucking morons.

I preordered that shit and I still get salty about it

How dare you

Is there a press site yet? They normally have one, even if they just do directs.

Y-eah, what a buncha dummies…

1 and 3 are pretty cool imo

I don't care about your feelings, user.

Well, CIA is spinoff-only and is inarguably best Zelda grill, so not much to argue about since it is a fight for silver medal. And we also havn't seen any girl yet.

I mean we heard one, but that was probably a Impa, who isn't even in the running.

But in MM the best use of bombs were segment breaking which usually required throws and placement.

Two hits, three hits, what's the difference?

There's enemies with 12 hp, 72, and those big robots have 500

A hit.

Did you fail math user?

If it's a previous Link, it's probably the one from SS. He's the only other right handed one.

AMIIBOS
M
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B
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be ready for the worst zelda (char) is coming, and when i say worst i mean other m level of bad

Disgusting.

That's not how it works

It gets even worse.

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Don't get your hopes up.

And there goes my hype.

no…

Wii U has been blowing it out of the water lately. And I don't mean their graphics are as good as, say, a fairly powerful PC, but comparatively Nintendo's devices are usually a gen behind the others graphically. Now they're only half a gen or even on par if you stretch it enough.

I am going to guess this new Zelda game takes place in the far future.. In the opening cinematic of Wind Waker, the story states that when Ganon was ressurected the Hero of Time never returned, and so Hyrule was flooded. Also, come to find out Link wasn't actually related to the Hero of Time. So possibly the original Link was still alive.

The new game opens up with Link wakening up in a pool of water, possibly being an allegory to the old game. Not to mention the entire overworld is littered with lakes and puddles everywhere, after a great flood.

Lonk Dogger.

graphics never mattered if the games were good, which Ninty has been doing recently

Especially on 3DS

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i still have hope for prey as a FPS with a descent campaing, but yeah mostly this

They're using old tricks to compensate for the Wii U shittiness:
Close-up, the graphics are gorgeous, but far away they're garbage.

You have to collect 3 things to bring the Master Sword back to its former glory

The part where he was riding his horse over the dridge looked like it was from TP

And what is with the Giant Goron skeleton?
NECROMANCER ON DEATH MOUNTAIN CONFIRMED

Good.

That's a good thing though, unless you just wan one for the waifu.

I think they may have the abillity SS-style wagglan fighting as a "Feature", i mean IIRC WiiU does come witha Wiimote too.

That's how it generally goes for large scale games?

Yeah how are they explaining this lore wise

Chico doesn't care about this amiibo shit she just wants to murder things.

King of Red Lions was a bro fuck you

nope

i could see that but that causes just one problem
that time is called the heroless age because there was nobody that could stop gandorf from destroy hyurle, unless link dies at the end or it creates a new time line i dont see that happening

Nintencucks.

I thought link was always left handed? reason being that all Hyrulians are raised to keep their shield between themselves and Death Mountain.

Why do I know this.

Probably THE single most underrated game on the wii u. For a game that comes with the console it's fucking great, compared to casual shit like wii sports

They're not- it's just a novel gimmick they threw in for people with amiibos.
It's only there if you want it.

Remember to report shitposting

Fine, Waifu, or Bro, since Linebeck was also bro-tier.

Must been mixing shit up then, still, it wouldn't surprise me if they do it anyway, because i mean, with all these Amiiboos…

I guess I shouldn't be terribly surprised at this point.

annon…

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I know right? muh Zelda lore

fuck you nintendo

i know the retail is not gonna look as good

Is it really underrated? i mean, no one talks about it, but no one really says it is BAD either.

Open your eyes.
Cover your ears.
There is nothing to hear anyway.

Calling it now once you beat the game you can get the same exact thing as the Amiibo

Plebs. more meat for me.

This has to be bait at this point, but who knows.
Look at it this way, none of the features they add are necessary, nor do they take a lot of development resources. If you don't like them, why should you care? They don't change YOUR experience at all.
There are some people who like them. I'm not one of them, but why should they NOT do it if there's demand, and it doesn't affect you AT ALL?
Would you rather pay 5.99 for the EPIK downloadable WOLF LINK DLC!!!! spoiler- It's not worth having at all. If I'm gonna buy a wolf link statue tho it's nice that DLC comes with it.

Maybe underdiscussed is a better word. Within those simple minigames are some interesting game design concepts, and not faux hipster ""game design"" like Extra Credits but actual game design. And some of the minigames are actually rather full of content, specifically metroid and zelda.

I need to know right now what the largest sword you can use in this game is.

I want an iron girder on a handle here.

You had like maybe three swords in a zelda game, usually upgraded through a fetch quest of some kind
Point to me on a zelda game that has item descriptions on it. I would love to know what the Somaria in the Cane of Somaria is, but does it ever tell you? nope.
Shit is hitting the fan in 99% of zelda titles
Either your guide in ZElda games outright tells you who they are, and even if they hide their identity, they are still a tangible character who leads you around and gives you SOMETHING to call them. This time its a disembodied voice, and one with an actual voice.

There are people here really defending paying more for stuff in a game after you bought it full price already?

I DREW A THING

SOMEONE DRAW IT BETTER

But I DO like it, that's the thing. It's content in the game I theoretically paid for that I have to shell out extra for, when it could be a neat unlockable or something.
There's a chance it COULD be that, but I have no faith in them to not be jews.

They're called delusional nintendrones. Watch out, these types are also delusional Holla Forums nazis that are reporting posts they don't like. The worst part is the board owner is one of them. Enjoy the ban.

There will probably be some gigantic metals sword on some statue somewhere that you can "use" with the magnet power.

Too obvious for it to not happen.

There were tons of optional items in past Zelda games like the hawkeye, boomerang in Link's Awakening, Fire and Ice arrows in OOT, charms in Minish Cap, Magic Armor in WW

ALTTP is not the most dialogue heavy but starting in OOT every item you got, especially sidequest ones, had descriptions like the Biggoron's sword

Zelda 1 and 2 bruv

TRY
HARDER

I'm a Holla Forums nazi myself. These people feel more like cuck millennials who don't have a job or were born having to pay for DLC, therefore finding it normal or acceptable.

I wanna watch Audrey and Chiko pet each other heavily

I know shes super cute user

But be cautions she might turn to SJW if she does.

I'll comfort your loss

Considering how they handled partners in skyward Sword I'd say this is a good thing.

If you like the immersion breaking gimmick, I guess you just have to buy it. Why would such a thing be unlocked in game anyway, unless at the end of the game through some easter egg?

Yeah but then you have good partners like Ghost Zelda, Ezlo, King of Red Lions, Celia etc.

You're stupid. They could have added Normal Wolves in the game for you to tame as companion, and then having a Special Wolf Link as amiibo.
You see, Special Content ALWAYS is NORMAL CONTENT removed and capitalized.

Speculation: creating Wolf Link AI to help the player implies that there may be another companion elsewhere in the game that can help you, whose AI they reused.

Also is it just me or has the series just jump allot?
with the changing of cloths and the random science fiction elements that in there now.

I'm not sure what to make of this game, I'm hyped only because from the gameplay its more or less an open world game that is made for autistic people like me.
weapons damages over time, cloths or armor for certain terrain. Its allot to take inn and there is eating to get health there is even cooking.

I wonder how the NX version will look like, I'm so hyped. I think Nintendo finally figured out how to get to normalfags. Also that making of an amiboo what in the hell.

the gameplay that I've seen there is only one voice, from that that trailer.

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Exactly that.
I won't, because I have a goddamn spine.

What makes you think there aren't any normal wolves in the game to tame?

How do you know there AREN'T normal wolves in the game? They never showed horse, sheep, rams, or any other animals. Hold on till it's out, and stop with the unnecessary and unfounded outrage.

Because she's an overrated basic waifu bitch

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Because they said so. The Companion is an Amiibo exclusive stuff.

How is that a basic waifu in anyway?

NIGGER YOU CAN GET HORSES, THEY ONLY SAID NO COMPANION AS IN SOMETHING LIKE NAVI OR THAT BLUE CHICK
If this applied to animals, you wouldn't have a horse now would you, fucker?

My main concern is that it looks way too damn easy.

These women are playing casually without giving much of a shit and never drop below one yellow (armor?) shield.

I actually assume you will be able to considering the AI and all that, but that they are far from the start and/or require a shrine power to get.

And that they are Wolfos rather then "Wolf Link", so they would obviously look different (probably derpy, because man Wolfos look dumb, but cute.).

Meanwhile Amiiboo is a instant gratification cheat with SPESHUL SKIN.

Not that it makes amiiboos better.

Horse is not a Companion.
They said Companions as in Wolfs.

Oh no I'd fuck her shortstacks are great

But her fanbase is cancerous

Hard mode has been a thing for like the last 3 games

It probably has to do with the fact that it's a promotional demo. Most demos at E3 usually have god mode on to show off everything.

It's a normal thing for E3 demos to be made easier so the shitty people can get through them. Though Zelda has never really been a difficult game since like NES days.

Only as a NG++, and even with double damage I don't think this would be hard enough.

If this is the case I'll be mollified.
Confidence is low though.

Fuck off, I love DS and even I know he's retarded.

WW and TP had them at the beginning and you couldn't find any hearts in the grass either

I need a direct quote on that, or no dice.

Excessive moderation on an imageboard is not useful, it's not normal. It's not healthy to discussion. It's the result of a special brand of neonazism that has manifested in the minds of a small group of normalfags who belong to stormfront and reddit. They shit on anime, they shit on video games, they shit on "degeneracy,"
they don't give a fuck about chan culture. They ban people for "shitposting." What does that even mean? It literally means a post that I don't like. And then you have the hypocrisy to cry about other websites censoring you. Fuck you fucking nazis.

You want to know something? Content like that used to be unlockables you got for beating the game or doing a certain thing. Difficulty modifiers, extra costumes, etc. Nintendo has not only turned them into dlc, but physically limited dlc that is subject to all the downsides of physical media, like scalping. It's not a toy that comes with a bonus. It's cut content exclusively attached to a subpar statue.

It starts at -31:00 at the Live Stream, good luck.

True, true - fair enough.

Plus it seems only food heals now (and possibly only red hearts? Dunno how to heal armor/yellow hearts of if they do so) so thaty's a nice element.

Holla Forumsacks are not normalfags in any way (although with the popularization of trump they're becoming more and more mainstream) but yes their hive mentality can be cancerous

You're not referring to Holla Forumsacks, but to /christian/s and Shills.

I just want Wolfos to come back, i love their soundbites and design in OoT and MM.

As said, goofy as hell.

Yellow hearts are temporary if you lose them they're gone

I feel like if any showed up they're be a lot more like their spooky TP counterparts.

looks fun and comfy

Cry harder faggot, some of us actually have kids and they're happy as hell when they stick that amiibo up their nose.

You don't need assisting to keep your immersion up. It all depends on you. Whining is the first sign you can't.

Yeah probably, Kinda sad only White Wolfos been around since MM.

Still i think they hopefully would bring both of em back, always like the Forest ones better then the white ones.

I love those creepy eyes

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Nigga I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying for anyone who wants to keep their immesion they don't need to buy it. Re read what I wrote.

Congrats Nintendo.
You have finally made me want to buy a WiiU.
It only took 4 fucking years.
Then again I also image this will be a launch title for the NX in which case THEY NEVER fucking managed to make me want to buy a WiiU.

Mad ups for not kowtowing to feminists by throwing in linkle.
You can call me a fag but you know more than one person has or is going to write an article where they're mad over no linkle.

The only thing that could make me not want to buy it is if they don't retire the gamepad.
Obviously since it is coming out on the PiiU it has some form of integration with the gamepad they can hopefully phase out for the NX.

AWWW YEAH

But feminists hate Linkle because she's not literally girl Link

There's literally nothing wrong with the gamepad and people have always been complaining not enough games use it

pic related

How is it not immersion breaking to you that you have to buy a toy in order to get content in a videogame?
How is it not immersion breaking to see a "scanning amiibo" icon when your playing a game?
Why is it always okay when Nintendo does it?

I kinda like Linkle honestly because she gave me VALLEY OF THE DELUGE vibes with the whole "Im definitly the Legendary Hero!" thing.

But she is

no shes a seperate character

Yeah but she's just link with tits and a crossbow

Good on them. As a blond, bright-eyed fuckboy I'd have my immersion broken if he was a girl.

w-what?
I have no idea what you're on about, but I guess I'll restate what I'm saying-
Amiibo is fine and nobody has a right to be angyr about a feature they don't have to use.
If people don't like how the amiibo features break their immersion by adding things that are way out of place into the game, they don't have to use amiibo.
Unless I'm missing something, I'm pretty sure you've misread what I posted.

Unless you actually like the features, in which case it is DLC only more expensive and more of a pain in the ass.

shes similar yes but shes still not link.

I get the distinct impression you'll be able to tame normal wolves in game though. They hinted at that with the title and Link creeping up on the horses in the trailer. The Amiibo probably just gives you a wolf with the wolf link skin.

If you like the features that much, I guess you just have to shill out. I won't be. If it's not worth the price tag to you, I'm SURE you'll survive without it. Sucks, sure, but it's how nintendy wants to do it. Is a dumb gimmick worth this much anger?

There has been content locked since before you were born, the content never has been critical.

==Link's Awakening DX==: You needed a gameboy printer to print the mouse photographs
==Ocarina==: Rumble Pack compatible. This one was fair
==Majora==: Needed the RAM expansion. Fair too. This was the reason why a lot of people didn't play the original version.
==Oracles==: Needed a gameboy advance to get a special shop.
==Four Swords==: Need a cartridge for every player playing this. You need some multi achievements to unlock some stuff in the included Zelda 3 game.
==Wind Waker==: Need a gameboy_advance_to_gamecube_cable to connect the console to a GBA so you can get the last statue.
==Four Swords Adventures==: Again, you need the special cable and a GBA for each player. This one was evil, if you omit the stupid underground scenes this game could have been played perfectly with GC controllers.
==Twilight Princess==: Buy a Wii if you want to play the game 6 months before, because the GC version has been delayed.
==Phantom Hourglass==: Only by switching stuff with other players you can unlock all the ship parts.
==Skyward Sword==: WiiMote Plus. I'm pretty sure this was the game that was promised to use when then announced the Wii.

NOT LINK!

YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US!!! WHY ARE YOU HERE!?! WHO ARE YOU?!!?

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>Even more ZA WARUDO
Jesus

Yes, because the video game industry is a shitty place where the slippery slope is real.

It's got nothing to do with being a fanboy.

Nintendo makes certain kinds of games. They have a certain kind of style.

For example: I don't like platformers of any kind. Which means Mario and Donkey Kong are useless to me.

If Nintendo made something like Deus Ex, Mass Effect or the Tales games I'd buy it.

Now with a PS4 or Xbone you're not locked into first party games. There are hundreds of games from different genres on it.

Did horse armor deserve as much back lash as it did?

content locks no one liked in the past doesn't justify adding in content locks today

The Slippery Slope is the most real thing ever.
Since the ancient times the olds spoke about this eternal proverb:
If you give X a FINGER, soon they'll be wanting an ARM

No not really

Not canon and doesn't make any sense.

The manual of Zelda 2 said that Link is left-handed, though.

You mean best Zelda.

How many of those hundreds of games are worth playing?

Well, don't give them your finger then.

She's also stupid and can't read a fucking map.

Feminists hate Linkle because she wasn't a Link replacement. They don't want a "girl Link" they want Link to become a chick. They want the character to have the name Link (even though you can name him whatever you want in most games), the same clothes, and wield the Master Sword. Linkle, while recognizably Link like, was also made distinctive enough to be her own character.

Her name is also one letter off from Tingle's Japanese name (Tinkle) which may hint at her being just a Link fangirl. Or maybe that's just a coincidence since there's only so many ways to make the name sound feminine.

Looking back, we probably should have been harsher on it. Maybe we wouldn't be where we are today.

It did.

The issue is that people didn't keep up that level of backlash and just went "Well, it ain't horse armor".

this is how i know you're an idiot who will bend over to every kind of corporate fuckery any company hands out

you're a drone and there's no convincing you

DING DING DING
correct answer

I think people were adequately mad at horse armour in fact I don't think people could be more harsher. The issue is they immediately toned it down and people were accepting then it slowly got worse and worse.

Diversity is on the house.

Do ya think Eric nails that while the cuck sheepishly watches?

That African-American doesn't seem to know anything about the game, and is trying to remember memorized phrases.
He's truly the Token.
Also, no chemistry between those 3.

we've found the source of the memes

Post pics

nah

Thanks Nintendo.
One of the things i really liked about the Zelda games was that the world always looked superb, drawing you right into it.
Othwise it doesn't look too bad on the gameplay yet.

I will fucking rage though if you have to search for 10 map parts, which show you 20 light orbs, which will open a path to 30 song notes, which will give way to 40 triforce pieces, which will restore 50 parts of the master sword, all to be done in a time limit, without being caught by spirits, and fighting the same boss 7 times.

Well at least the only odd coloring in the hair is the light. right?

She looks platinum blonde otherwise known as best hair

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Chimera>Steppe Talus.

Also, first gameover?

Naw that's an anime thing to mosaic out gross food.

kek
treehouse btfo

ONE SHOT

She died her hair White, just look at those big fucking black eyebrows.

She dyed her hair platinum blonde most girls dye their hair normal colours.

Pretty sure it's a tranny.

So, there are going to be dungeons in this game, right?

if you were paying attention you'd know the answer

yes

Yeah, they said there are real dungeons in addition to shrines. Basically they're just showing nothing on purpose to avoid spoiling anything.

Yeah they said their are over a hundred shrines and that they're small and supplement the traditional dungeons in the game.

They stated there will be, but from what i can understand we won't see any gameplay of any to avoid "Story Spoilers".

Yeah, I want to know.
Also, the game can be beaten, right? Because I'm not seeing any ending credits yet.
I'm not a retard

I'd probably have more fun on my own, too. Still, that's pretty fucking crazy to import your Link from another Zelda game, with however many hearts he has from there as a literal D-Dog.

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Breast Girl is back again.

It's okay when we do it!

Good point, user. Seems like an odd thing to program in for just a few players.

Breast Girl can because she's not an hypocrite and actually said:
"I Link like like myself: Provocative!"

This is nothing you should've been here while TriForce Heroes was revealed

DD+Mist Parasite was basically the best Stealth loadout.

Fart Mist, Sprint to objective avoiding the enmies DD marks, S-rank.

Good Dog.

Remember the "SHIRTLESS LINK" reactions from TP?

Link be getting bitches wetter then Seaworld.

Yeah your right I really don't care when girls talk about sexy video game men. However treehouse doing it as they attempt to remove cleavage and headpats from all of their games is just wrong.

Wait, much more important, why isn't that a kitchen the play in?

I gotta say, I really dislike this combat music.

They keep telling how the ambient music is good, but I'm finding it very bland.

Yeah, I hope there will be good tracks in the dungeons at least

Atmospheric noises are nice but I like Koji Kondo songs

To be fair it's hard to hear it properly with people talking over it and the show floor noise as well. Especially ambient music which is usually really quiet and subtle.

For instance, why can't VGMs be like embed related anymore?
Just imagine it in this Zelda.

I never really thought much of Zelda "Generic Combat" tunes, it was usually more specific Boss Tunes that stood out.

I think i like the MM and OoT ones, and the WW one though that was more because the satisfying as fuck riffs for every hit you made.

MM definitely had the best one though.

A Link between worlds was very melodic.

They were kind of easing away from it in Skyward Sword so I was hoping the next game would go for something a bit more powerful like classic Zelda again.

Which it could still have, but From the impression I have, most of the music is going to be very quiet with mainly a piano through most of it.

Link can have different hairstyles as well!

That's good. I feel like what we start with is a little too long. Got any pictures?

I think it's dependent on the outfit. He also had a different set of clothes on in that video.

WASTED

That was beautiful

Pachinko Confirmed.

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Naw we got that under control now. Our PM though spent less then half the money helping Canadian citizens who lost their home because the government was incompetent then he did importing mudslimes into our country.

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mute the left video
thank me later

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