Conquered, We Conquer
Holla Forums has many enemies that now prey on our collective shock. This is natural.
We needed to be shocked out of our victory lap. The endlessly salted and delectable smugs we've enjoyed for the past few months have fattened us and made us complacent. The easy feast is over. Vae Victus.
Remember the Holla Forums of the election. Kek, meme magic, redpills, self-improvement, info threads, pizzagate - this collective joyous, raging, passionate, chaotic revel is what won us so many victories and spoils of salt. But our conqueror's high turned to grim nervousness. A creeping fear gripped this place as we built this comfortable citadel on past glories. Resting on those laurels too long has brought us here, to the razing of Rome at the hands of these pathetic Gauls.
Now these feckless scavengers pick and harass the board because they sense our dismay. Confusion, conspiracy, paranoia - right and wrongly founded, the chaos we have wielded has turned upon us. It must be this way, Holla Forums.
If woe and pain will drive you from this easy feast and back towards the great campaign, then there will be greater victories ahead than any here can scarcely believe. When you wield chaos, make it manifest, you must embrace it at all times. Turn it ever towards your advantage. Woe and joy, insight and confusion - what is defeat to us but another chance at glory?
This dismay we feel is necessary. I do not ask for you to have hope or faith. Fuck your mewling platitudes. You don't need them to see the real nature of things. You don't need them to think and learn and meme. You do not need them to rout these pathetic bastards from the board and send them wailing back to their masters.
What you need Holla Forums, the only thing you need, is what Holla Forums is at its best: Choas. Redpilled insights, striking humor, investigative digging, hilarious operations, and memetic revelry in all things political and cultural. This gift of chaos is ours, sown for us as the very thing upon which we feed. This woe and pain and confusion is designed for us - let it reignite our endeavor.
Our enemies are corrupt and joyless and terrified of chaos, and so in their ineptitude they have delivered to us their greatest fear. Those fools cannot stand our boundless joy, our inexplicable wit, nor to face their own inadequacies. We are their horror made manifest.
Give our foes no more satisfaction here, Holla Forums. Drive them wailing from our midst with our meme magic and our boundless autism. The time will come again that we will season our victories with their salt again, but for now we must enjoy the thrill of the fight once more. Embrace this chaos with all the savage enthusiasm that entertains us so. What is defeat to the indefatigable? What is chaos to the sons of Kek?
It's all just another glorious day, Holla Forums.
