MASS EFFECT™: ANDROMEDA Official EA Play 2016 Video

ARE YOU HYPED FOR MASS EFFECT™ ANDROMEDA Holla Forums?

MORE GAYS IN SPACE

MORE DIVERSITY

MORE RIDING THE BULL

MORE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE

AND THIS TIME

2000% MORE ISLAM

ONLY IN MASS EFFECT™ ANDROMEDA

no and fuck off

Why does his ballsack have a hole in it?

Bioware will close in 2017

Also good to see EA continuing it tradition of supporting the Taliban and Isis as they don in the past

This isn't r/gaming you fuckwit.

puffy vulva

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oh, user
when will you learn

I remember them saying

So, probably another single player MMO, like cisquisition, with a million crappy things to do and no real content other than the main story

Puffy vagina is best vagina, I don't know what Rick has against them

i know right?

nothing is worse than this type of person. literally half-functioning bipolar drones.

holy shit, all this butthurt in a single thread

maybe you guys want a dozen origin keys to change you minds?

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Are these the new ayys ore something?

No. Asari

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Here's the better one.

Webm of trailer coming soon….

Where?

The face looks off though and I thought you only brought krogan with you. I also wouldn't put it past ea or bioware to pull that.

Black people are human.

anyone else get a Dreamworks vibe from this face? looks like they edited a cartoon raccoon.

God help me, lads. The prospect of going back to Mass Effect 1, and trying to do it right this time, actually has me vaguely interested.

of the human race, yes.
but not homosapien

Yep. They are subhuman, they are not one of us :)

The game's universe is a fucking mary sue

what gave you that impression?

So where is the Islam thing from? I can believe they are going to try and shoehorn in an oppressed minority lesbian muslim womyn but is there a source for this?

Wait who was that beta cumskin who was the leader of bioware? What happend to rank Islamii?

Rami Islamii

Not interested. DICE and frostbite are degenerate to the degree games using such a.shit engine are made bad by asscociation.

3 Had a good ending. It is over.

this meme is more forced than prom night in Pakistan.

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it's actually pigskin, not cumskin

now die, monster

you just went beyond full retard

This is the equivalent of kotaku click b8 Article

Holla Forums is doomed forever

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face looks as slimy as those da3 faces, especially that elf ork girl

DIE

So what is the context of the crazy laughing guy running away like he is off to pull some epic prank?

more forced than prom night in Pakistan.

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But we already beat the rapers and now everyone is friends

10/10

stopped watching right there :^)

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"I don't understand statistics", the post.

;_;

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what?

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You bet I didn't. Nu-Xcom can go suck a dick.

Holy shit, that might actually make the game decent.

IT"S A FUCKING VIDEOGAME

A friend pointed this out: It'll probably take a lot of shit from Inquisition, like the (terrible, MMO-like) open world gameplay.

YOU FORGOT ABOUT FEMINISM

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% MORE FEMINISM

Only 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% ?
You'd think they'd try to find a way to cram more in there somewhere.

Andromeda had less story in the trailer than fucking FIFA

lmao

genderpoz made the astari look androgynous

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The ships look nice, but that's about it.

I don't think this will be Bioware's last game as some people say, but it'll definitely help kill them.
Unless, of course, they do a 180 and start making good games with no agendas attached.


Looks ugly as shit.

The resemblance is uncanny

I unironically think mass effect 4 is likely to be good.

How can you honestly say that?
Where is this feeling coming from?

WEBMs HERE

GET YOUR HOT FRESH WEBMs

No clue mate. Google failed me on both the title of the webm and the description of events.

came here to ask that

Imagine a world where our 21st century ideals of egalitarianism endured so ironclad that they made it ages into the future, endured the harshness of space travel, encountering hostile intelligent life, and blah blah blah blah ….

10/10, the nose knows

Best part is that it remained the same after the 2010s, instead of continuing to warp into even harder mockery of natural order.

Yep. Its not "basically zero".
It's "Statistically zero" as far as physical knowledge goes.

This is what globalists actually believe.

Three Kingdoms. That's Cao Cao running away, off to pull some epic prank.

So for real, Is there a game coming up anyone is expecting will be more boring, more dull, less entertaining and less exciting than this
Mass Effects is so boring of a series that not even a multitude of Porn helps it as that porn is boring too

Dishonored 2 might take that title.

I'm going to sleep
This is extremely dull
How do people like this

Look I dunno That Trailer looked more dull than ME2 and ME3 were and I hadn't played a game duller than them I havn't played DA:2 or DA:I though

Just have some horny, carefree male character waking up from cryostatis and declare that he's going to rape all the hot alien women.

Nah, I'll pass.

I'm gonna play as Mateen

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Makes sense the jews and the muslims would run when it came down to a fight to the death.

2 sweet 4 me.

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So ya you have the virtual rape bitch working at homowhere

I didn't catch that part of the trailer

Probably a joke bird brain.

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Dragon Age: Cisquisition IN SPAAAAACE!

Ahh, yesss, (((Sam Maggs)))

why can't japan make the character designs/models, bioware can do the rest I don't care.

then we would get a game with cute anime aliums and hilariously bad writing

phenotype
there i feel literate

Actually it's more like statisticly 99%. Now, intelligent life is a little harder.

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What the hell were they thinking when designing Ryder? Do they really think girls want to play as some greasy babyfaced uggo?

good job

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Who the fuck still cares at this point?
Honestly, they absolutely shit the fucking bed with the last one.
It will have DLC coming out of its fucking ass.
More chest high wall sludge.
90% of all enemies you'll face are just jackasses who hide behind chest high walls and shoot at you themselves.
Shot reverse shot as characters going though the same stupid bioware grade idle animations before going into their stiff puppet-ed cinematic animations.
You pick either the good and evil labeled choices over and over for the entire game to get the better endings or you act like very nature of choices in games like these should be questioning what is and is not moral, but you'll just end up with the most bland ending.
This is assuming any of your choices even matter and you just have 3 fucking choices at the end because why even put in the effort of branching paths.
More multiplayer bullshit in a game that should be single player only.
Just one bland fucking character after another that lack any real personality the way a game where you do collect a diverse (especially character wise) cast of characters.
You'll get them and eventually do their single fucking story mission and then fuck off before fighting the final boss.

I just want to be James Tiberius Kirk.
I want to be charged with exploration.
I want to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Like explorers since time in memorial I want to find ingeniousness forms of life and then either shoot or fuck them.
I want the main character to be cool, but they're never cool, they're always a dull fucking emotionless mannequin playing space-cop instead of smarmy space-outlaw.
Maybe even a suave irresponsible captain Tylor or Space Dandy, but all you play is a fucking robot that would miserably fail the Turing test.

What kind of god damn appeal is there in a game so completely fucking devoid of any spark of creativity?
They hire a shit ton of people to work on this series and it comes off as water soup.

EA Play Trailer


Mac Walters (YouTube Live at E3)


Polygon and IGN interviews with Mac Walters/Aaryn Flynn

Yanick Roy


Aaryn Flynn (PlayStation Access and Inside Playstation)

LIKE ONIONS

yeah ok

Given Bioware's track record over the past 5 years, I see no reason to share in your optimism

WHY

So there is multiplayer and it is tied to single player again but "positively" this time.
Wonderful
Some lines are questionable which are the ones where they intentionally don't divulge information.
Gameplay wise it is clear from the alpha footage and trailer that they are working the verticality gimmick into the game to try and make it fresh aka jetpacks.

All I'm imagining though is a bunch of ugly dipshit space hipsters exploring their sexuality as they explore a galaxy.

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kek
It sounds like it'll be even worse then ME3. Which is impressive in a weird way.

Mah current year

I miss the time when I liked this series.

99999/10 most underrated post of the century.

This is a Stor Wors Old Republic knockoff with same personages, plot and generic pulpfiction story.

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At least we get Shrek.

Yep, they say this every time, and with every new game they keep getting worse. I mean, they thought Mass Effect 3 and DA:I were good internally. This game has the honor of being developed for release at a time when huge numbers of long-time Bioware employees and crucial team-members of this very game are leaving suddenly. There's zero reason to expect it won't be a trash-can fire of a game.

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in b4 Escapist Muhh Jetpack fun game u no fun no game

Fuck me.
This is like the change of Qunari from DA:O to DA:I.

The Asari are actually a race of mono-sexed aliens that telepathically project the image of the other species ideal female.

Each different species perceives the same Asari differently yet they are always female. Likely because they can only be impregnated by Males or other Asari and not females of another species.

They're basically supposed to be a tongue in cheek "Sexy alien girl" reference that's paying homage to Star Trek and also making s bit of fun of it as well. Logically the only way a sexy female alien could exist is if it was really an ugly abomination that made us THINK it was hot. Thanks to SJW they now look like Shrek.

Like I'm okay with 3/10 women as long as everyone else is ugly as fuck.

That was my main problem with Inquisition. Is the fact that the romanceble women, all 4 of them, were fuck ugly why all 9 of the male leads were like male models at worst.

Asari always confused me since they are meant to be a monogender race. Yet their mannerisms, physical appearance, culture and society all act very much like female Humans.

Humans aren't very good at writing things that are suppose to be not human.

Is this some hip new phrase?

People really liked shrek when they were kids.

Asari can breed with any gender.

Space trannies.

I called it.

OUT

aand dubs.. dude, that's brũtal, is there any hope?

SPOILER ALERT!
RYDER IS A FUCKIN' TRANNY!

Well, we know how that'll turn out, don't we?

They'll coexist peacefully because of course muslims love homosexuals, it's not like they throw them off rooftops, behead them, castrate them or shoot up their gay bars or anything

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KOTOR is a different matter.

They love them so much that Sweden held a gay pride march through the islamic parts of Stockholm. Seriously though, I hope gay people have started to notice that their lives are considered secondary to the comfort of muslims.

Reminder that Bioware bashing threads are the best threads.

I'm looking forward to the coming months.

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This is a dude. Dudes can't be Asari.

I can't wait to witness this shit-show.
It will be absolutely beautiful.

Jesus fuck that thing is hideous.

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Alice Soft already made Sengoku Rance in space.

I'm surprised people still think this after all this time. The bachelor party conversation on Ilium is a reference to a post on the old Bioware forums. You'd be able to see what an asari looks like via remote observation, or, even simpler, a sign.

Waifu confirmed

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Actually its the opposite. We Europeans are not Homo Sapiens like the Negroids. We are Cro-Magnon. But since it was us who invented the term human and the idea of humanity, then humans obviously refers to Cro-Magnons and not Homo Sapiens.

Is the gay sex in 4k now?