No Squids In E3 edition ;_;

HOW FRESH ARE YOU?!

HOW RANKED ARE YOU?!

HOW SALTY ARE YOU?!

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Post your Nintendo Network ID here for extra fun times:

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EU SPLATFEST (CURRENTLY ONGOING) Would you rather travel around the world or in space?
JAP SPLATFEST Mushroom cap choco VS bamboo choco (Sweets foreign to us gaijins)

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First anniversary was a success, here's hoping for another year of Squidfights!

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That was quick

It was just good timing


It looks like Bravo takes this one easily.
It's updated with the latest weapons and gear just unlucky with the RNG.

Octolings are superior

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>>>/cuteboys/

Where's our goddamn inkstrike?

>>>Holla Forums

Obligatory.


You don't need to double space on this site, the formatting isn't complete shit.

>>>Holla Forums

Go give you bomb to >>>Holla Forums

>>>Holla Forums

Open fire bois

>>>Holla Forums

aren't these dubs?

No

>>>/newfag/

Hey Spyke, roll me some dubs so I can send this to >>>/r9k/

I've been here a while and I'm still not sure how those repeating 9s are not dubs

I forgot to give him a sea snail. Let's roll for >>>/r9k/

They need to be at the end, user.
Also

>>>/r9k/

Welp, that was my last snail. Won't someone give Spyke a snail to roll dubs on their post and remove the bomb?

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Uh-huh, sure thing. In the mean time, LURK MOAR.

Re-Rollan for these fags, death to >>>/r9k/

oh, thanks user

Wew sage is still broken.
NUMBER PRIME-APE!

You're right, I was trying to sage, but I'll avoid responding in the future. Usually people only roll on the side and keep talking about Woomy.

So why are the Squiffer and Splatling the best weapons?

Anyway >>>/just/

Euro SplatFest (Earth vs. Space) just ended, will post results later.

>>>/storytime/

MAXIMUM FRESH
hoping I didn't use up all my luck on the quints I got last night

trying again
>>>/pone/

I dont negotiate with terrorists

>>>/vp/

IF THIS THREAD GOES DOWN SO DOES OUR PORN

You could've waited until after the Splatfest results were announced to make a new thread you double nigger OP.

Imma get dubs

OP is a Redditor, what did you expect?

We need a defusion team at >>>Holla Forums

BOOM

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Don't see land slides every day.

I'm gonna kidnap Marie steppe nomad style and make her have my babbeez

DIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that makes me a salty spacenoid.

Never knew they swam in tears.

I guess the Earthnoids love to be weighed down by gravity.

Those simple minded Earthlings will never enjoy the fine cuisine of the wonderful space pallet of DarthVox of the Wormlaion System.

Three months is not a while. Kill yourself and fuck off.

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mynintendonews.com/2016/06/12/splatoon-will-be-undergoing-maintenance-tomorrow/

M A I N T E N A N C E B O Y S!!
They better fix the lag

Sweet, just what I needed as I was getting back into the game.

i want to make love to an elite squid loli

why are they licking her?

because they are not shy

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My question is who is the Octoling mad jelly of?

Gotta have maintenance to get ready for THE AMAZING NEW THINGS THEY'RE ANNOUNCING AT E3

;_;

Yah a whole 3 dollars

all of it

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GET IN MUMBLE, SQUIGGAS! We are already 6!

Only need one more for a full custom game.

CMON SQUIGGAS, ONE MORE!

Ok

See

Not to mention,

BEING

FROM

REDDIT!

Cmon…still waiting for that last squid.

Fine, next time you faggots create it then

WHY DID THEY PUT KRAKEN ON AN AEROSPRAY
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP FUCKING SQUID

You could get shot from outside your range very easily.

Unless you're a faggot who spends the ENTIRE GAME orbiting their CLANFAG Splat charger (yes I AM salty about those Eartthfags in the splatfest.)

well yes the earth has a satellite

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SOON

could that tongue tickle your esophagus without making you vomit?

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ITT we speculate what will be featured in Spla2oon: no Octolings

a-user

Noice.

Actually, it'd be cool if they put together some large scale gamemodes with like 8v8 or something that as Inklings vs Octolings.

Bump because I fucked up.

im somehow finding it difficult to come up with something that would suit splatoon as it is without completely changing everything.

id love to see a large singleplayer campaign in any case.

Why, Nintendo? Why do you do this to us?

I'm going to be watching Sony's E3 conference in 20 minutes. I'll be in the Splatoon Mumble in case anyone wants to join me. Maybe we can play squads afterwards.

Splatoon RPG: Legend of the Seven Inks

REGIONAL RANKED BATTLE

Not being able to talk in Splatoon is a gift

Aye

Finally no more 524 error

FILTHY GAIJIN GOO HOMARUU

WAITU PIKKU GO HOOOOME!

Reminder that lacking a basic feature that every multiplayer game has will never be a good thing. Even if you hate the salt others can give you. Wish I had coal-burning Krauts to trigger.

1CTF would be the easiest shit, grab flag and head home. 2CTF would be better since Rainmaker more or less is a variant of 1CTF. Or you can have capture points with ink meters you have to fill to capture and push on to the next capture point. Just take gamemodes from other games and tweak them until they fit in their own unique way.

Is there anybody here who will be watching the nintendo presentation live?

It's up in 40 minutes right?

Pretty sure E3 is why the thread has been so slow lately.

I was gonna ask if any of regulars are around, and want to join in mumble chat while we watch the presentation together but it seems like most Americans are working around this hour.

I've only mumbled with you guys once or twice but I'll join in since it's not the Holla Forums main chat

I am in mumble but shit I can't use mic because its midnight here and I don't want to wake anyone.

It's up to you if you want to join

If all they're showing is Zelda, I don't see the point

I know, I am just silly for hoping for more and I also don't have anything to do at the moment.

wait i got it. what other game has loli spats and a control scheme that took full advantage of its fancy new controller? ape escape! i always used to hope that with the advent of motion controls we would get a shiny new ape escape to do with it what it did with dualshock but alas.
ape escape isnt shy when it comes to time travel too.
capture naughty octos AND monkeys across time and space

Ape Escape never ever user. Also sounds like a terrible crossover.

no its the only crossover thats good! thats why you think its bad

A-at least I can still have fun with the game sometimes…

It's the hard knock life.

Yep, that's the way Nintendo doesn't like to do it. I hope this younger team isn't as prideful.

How would the single player experience be expanded for the next game?

FUCK YES

The cast really needs expanding.

I'm In the mumble if anyone wants to squad

How would you do that though? New characters?

More missions, more bosses, more weapons, new physics/ink puzzles, tweak the way levels progress, add co-op mode, add short octoling campaign that unlocks after main game, new characters that help tell the story, more diverse objectives, INK AND SPLAT!, CallieMarie lewds, Octoling/Octarian purge co-op mode played as the Bell Hat Gang and Removal Squad with systematic slaughter mechanics, Octoling Invasion mode with rape and pillage mechanics, Nano Machines Woomy Edition, Ace Combat: Painted Skies.

i gave up half-way through this post good night

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You wouldn't diddle a squidle.

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don't lewed the squids please

I would.

I will.

MORE LEWD SQUIDS DOING LEWD THINGS

Trying to figure out a new set for my Krakon roller

More Swim Speed and Special charge up maybe

Sprinkled with damage up

you arent ready for this

Hey Jack where you in one of my ranked matches?

Yeah. I would've squadded with you but I had to get some housework done. It's a shame we didn't do anything to each other except trade that match.

I wasnt even paying attention to that match I just know that the Hydrasplatting with the tenacity cuttle gear was a bro and we stuck by me for about 2 hours

Three in the mumble if anyone wants to join

Only need one more for customs.
GET IN HERE!

This is what it feels like to have no friends.

What would an Octarian/Inkling rape baby look like

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probably something with a fantastic butt

Cuttlefish.

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I hope you like hot Luna blaster bubble bullets Octarian scum

exhentai.org/g/853077/623b8769e4/

filthy inkopolitan kafir

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Just wait -Removal memes will reign supreme.

Pic related.


Get out filthy Octoslimes.

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I don't care that Splatoon doesn't have voice chat, but what really pisses me off is that the only way to communicate with teammates is with two shitty commands.

L-lewds?

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Oh you. All you have to do is ask.

Reminder to bully squid boys until they crossdress

Against what, Germany?

Certainly not Jews, they can't be both a religion and a race. Which is it?

Faggot.

the colors duke the colors

Nice, saved.

It'd be a lot better if we had 4 options, that were interchangeable with other options.

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Whose up for Twin Squads

I don't know why the devs didn't use the two other d-pad buttons for commands or part of the touch screen.
There are so many ways the devs could've fixed this problem.

I can't stop, so I won't stop.

FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Anybody wanna squad?

/>>9727822

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Third time making it to S+ LET'S GO!!!

Gotta defend it like a WWE world championship title nigga

I posted in one of the other threads that I had just ordered this game and was hoping that the online won't be dead by the time I got it. Well I got it.

So I go to play and I get through the tutorial and then I immediately jump online and what a clusterfuck this bullshit is. Everyone is max level except me so I just get steamrolled a million times over. Everyone is coming at me with fucking sniper rifles and bazooka's and I got this dinky little pea shooter. There's no balance. I get thrown into games where all the low levels are on 1 team and the game might as well have no even started, it was so fucking one-sided. What a god damned joke pile of shit. I'm putting this paragraph first to see how many jackasses read half of a sentence and sperg out if it doesn't immediately conform to their opinions. I got really fucking pissed just trying to level up to 4 and unlock actual weapon upgrades and shit was wondering where the fuck was the god damn quality control I wanted to return this piece of shit already.

I hit level 4, got new weapons, tested them and then went back online and suddenly now the teams are balanced. I guess it was just a shitty fluke, I suppose it happens. I'm able to get kills and actually cover more ground and it's a lot of fun. That was just a really bad introduction to the game. Still trying to get use to the controls but it's bretty gud. Are there any crews/clans/squads/whatever the fuck they're called on here that I can play with?

Yah we got a mumble server in the OP user

Well most of us are S/S+

I'm glad to have you joining us. Sorry to hear your first matches weren't balanced well, but you were correct to say stuff like that is the exception rather than the rule and I'm glad you stuck with it and found a weapon to enjoy.

A lot of top players use turf wars as a way to warm up, or to blow off steam, and due to the game's age there aren't really legions of newer/unskilled players to fill a lobby with; getting matched against these elite players is probably what you're experiencing. Honestly, until you start playing ranked battles, don't worry about the results of a single match of turf wars - it's an inherently shallow game mode, and the points/money you get for winning games are peanuts compared to ranked.

As I said in the guide (which I think I posted to you when you first showed up in these threads, but which I'll throw up again just to be safe), just take this time to learn the controls and maps. The more advanced map knowledge and movement techniques will come later. I can post a few tech videos if you want, but that might be too much for someone who's just starting out even though the tech in this game is dirt simple.

In terms of progression, you'll also only need to get to level 20 to unlock all the weapons, since the current cap of 50 was added in a later update. Everything from 21-50 is just gear, which you can do fine without.

That weapon is pretty real, man. The bubbler is a powerful special weapon and it's good at rushing people down. You'll also learn how to ambush people using it, which is important because ambushing is very strong.

I believe the kids over at /ink/ and [SQUID FORUM] call them clans, but we don't have one (except for that one time four of us entered a tournament last year and scrubbed out after round 3). There are just a bunch of us regulars in the Mumble and we get together on weekends to play big private battles. We also do squads during the week, which may help you a lot depending on how well you take to the big leagues once you get a feel for ranked.

I hate to tell you, but this game's community is mostly autistocrats and children. Be grateful matchmaking is anonymous and has no voice chat.

It'll be interesting to see what you think of the different game modes. It's been a while since we had a completely fresh player.

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I forgot to log on and grab my sea snails after last splatfest

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1) Get to level 10 and play ranked immediately, turf wars are unbalanced as fuck (they still haven't fix shit) you will get matched up by literal pros and other children and only the last 30 seconds of turf wars really only matter towards victory on most even matches.

2) Everything you can unlock in the first few levels is already pretty good and in fact some weapons such as the Splattershot Jr, Tentatek splattershot and Krak-On roller are all standard favorites of players all the way up to S+

3) So after you have reached level 10 and unlocked ranked, things will be more balanced (you are matched based on your rank rather than randoms) and you will also get to play the 3 ranked modes (Splat zones, tower control, rainmaker) which is objectively more fun and "competitive" since it's not just you painting the floor and hoping to win. Don't let the whole competitiveness fool you, just because you are lower rank doesnt mean you are literally bad, you would be surprised by how there are a lot of people worse than you.

4) We squad mostly on weekends Friday and Saturday nights EST/CT, some of the regulars are also playing on weekday nights as well. We don't have a clan since most of us are not interested and I am pretty shit at the game. We often try to help newcomers by using alts (lower ranked accounts) so don't feel intimidated to squad with us and we have fun in private battles so we can all play a variety of map and modes.

Seems like such a long time since I wrote such a long post.

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This is the only one I could find, I really need to organize my folders.

Keep dumping memes and OC.

I'm going to organize things by Miiverse post / not miiverse post, at least. I have a separate OC folder.

Yeah a separate Miiverse folder would probably be a good idea.
Jesus mine is only at 684MB

Cool advice. Thanks. Turf Wars is actually very boring imo and after hitting only level 4 I didn't see the appeal. As you said, only the last 30 seconds matters and you figure that out fairly quickly. I am a bit perturbed that this is the only online "competitive" mode available from the start.

I hope to hit level 10 quickly when I'm able to play again.

BUMP

for you

I'll play with you if that will make it more bearable. Then you can join the Mumble squad and play with the S ranks.

Wow is someone mocking me? I'm not TFE btw.

What the

Is Splatoon (and most of the games on WIi U) have splitscreen multiplayer?
I ask because I'm about one click away from buying a Wii U and a lot of what hinges on that is the ability to play splitscreen.
don't mean to derail the thread but I'd rather not make a whole new thread just to ask a stupid question

sorta? its not the same game modes youd normally play, some weird target competition if i remember correctly.
its also a convoluted process to have both players using motion controls

Kill all trannies and their enablers.

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Most WiiU games with local multiplayer usually involve one player using the gamepad and it's touchscreen to play while the other player uses a different controller and the TV.

So for example, Mario Kart 8 or Smash would have a really wonky splitscreen?
I haven't owned a console since PS2/GC era so I really don't know

MK8 and Smash are one the few games that do have split screen multiplayer and don't require one player to use the gamepad.

It's trash, you have to use the gamepad most oft he time.
MK8, Smash, and W101 are the only exceptions I know.

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, MUTHAFUCKAS!
GET IN THE MUMBLE!

NA splatfest, are you an early bird or night owl?

Night Owl.

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Both. I'm so tired.

I wanted to post this a long time ago.

Finally someone with real stand powers

This is a much better Splatfest option than what we got. Fucking EU always gets the shit Splatfests.

I feel you bro ;-;

Dreams —–→ Memes

Fun

I'm still confused by this mindset.
I just think that the last 30 seconds are the most important.

You have to remember Splatoon was made to take into account both clanfags and far more casual players who might not even be comfortable moving around in 3D, and nobody at Nintendo thought it would succeed. It came from a young, unproven team who were specifically given free rein to do what they wanted, and I think a lot of the higher-ups at Nintendo did not expect Splatoon to last nearly as long as it did and keep up the level of popularity and player commitment it did. Initially, the ranked game mode (singular; splat zones was the first and, at that time, only ranked mode) wasn't unlocked until enough worldwide players reached level 10 to guarantee a healthy start to the game mode because they were so unsure about whether or not the player base would be children who preferred turf wars or more serious players who wanted a challenge and an objective.

I think this is why there were several very obvious "serious player" weapons in the base game, like the E-Litre 3K and the 96 Gal Deco. Given how many little touches and map geometry exploits needed to be patched, and how seriously those two weapons in particular were eventually nerfed, I don't think the devs thought people would push the game nearly as far as they ended up doing.


If one team overextends in the last 30 seconds of a turf war match, the other team can punish them for it and easily cover the entire map, no matter how much they might have fucked around in the first 3:00. It's not like any map is large enough to have a pristine, untouched part large enough to sway a match from one side to the other.

Every time!

Everyone knows Captains hat is objectively better

Gayyyyyyyyyyy

I think a lot of us did though. Don't know about you guys but I bought a WiiU specifically for this game. I knew it'd be a runaway success, and I was right. I just wish there were more casual modes than Turf War so I could take it easy more often.

What? Also, kill yourself faggot.

[ S Q U I D F O R U M]

This kind of coddling will kill western society eventually.

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I don't know why I found this to be funniest part of that image. Maybe I'm just imagining somebody who literally cannot function.

idk, outside of making people who have board autism feel bad for being stupid, I wouldn't want to make an actual autistic kid feel bad about themselves

What a surprise. Still picking night owl as my sleep cycle is still fucked up.

If you have friends with the game or are not too shy to make friends online, that's not something that's always a problem, but I understand it'd just be nice to waste an hour playing random players on more game modes though without having to pay the piper. Sometimes I go back and forth between ranks because I just want to keep playing that game mode even though I'm losing.

Turf War though is fun depending on what you're going in for though. Like I usually play Turf War now when I need to upgrade new equipment or practice with a weapon I'm not used to, but I also like to go into Turf War to just try to get the most ink points or the most kills so I can take a screenshot of it and brag about it on the internet.

does that mean marie is the younger cousin?

Night Team is Best Team

Marie always has the best choices

T R I P S C O N F I R M

I'm waiting in the mumble if anyone wants to squad.

I'll join you in a few minutes.

Only 5 of the 13 choices she made were better in NA. If you are talking about Europe Marie I would understand, but do you really believe NA Marie makes good choices?

All Maries make good choices. Are you doubting the Queen?

Yes I do, you name a few that were bad and I will tell you of your wrong opinions.

Water slides, pizza, and sand castles. Tell me how they are better than roller coasters, burgers, and snowmen.

Pizza is great

I have never seen snow and I hate going outside so parks are a no go as well I can't say anything about that fairly

I like Water Slides more than Roller Coasters.
Both are summer activities, but in the latter case, you're probably going to be on hot and sweaty plastic. At least water slides keep you wet and cool.

Burgers are good, pizza are good, depends on my mood.

Sand Castles are nicer than Snowmen, because fuck winter, it's cold.

Jesus christ, my sides

Especially with pineapple on it.

Nobut pineapples make my tongue itch so I also can't say in fairness

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yep

The only thing that mattered was that Burgerland was still Burgerland

REV UP ANOTHER HOLOCAUST PINEAPPLE FAGS ARE CANCER

If you're going to gas the faggot squidboys, can I have a go at them first?

Since I got my S+ for the 3rd time , I think its time for a needed break from this game.

TO THE ANONS THAT ARE REACHING THE GREAT FOUNTAIN OF S /S+RANK. I GIVE YOU THESE WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT.

NEVER SURRENDER. NEVER GIVE UP. GET BACK UP AND FIGHT TO THE TOP!!!!

If I can De-rank from S+ to S and go from A Only to back up to A+ to S back to S+

YOU CAN TOO!!! NEVER SURRENDER!!!

No, I would kill them. That’s why I said they should be killed.

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Would it be too much if a point is shaved off each day the player doesn't do ranked?

I know my nig, I am just waiting for my lan adapter to arrive and see if it helps with reducing the DC's before I continue my climb.

Hope to see you again soon

I've not played the game in a long time and I've also not been in the general for a long time.
Do we play together sometimes?

Any eurobro wanting to play with me?

No user, you are the faggots

see

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I don't know why, but the thought of Marie hating homosexuals seems really attractive.

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Why is callie so perfect?

So how do you guys deal with being in love with a cartoon squid?

Cryogenic stasis.

by trying to ignore the fact that we are concidered losers in the real world
and if the inkling world where real, they probably treat us the same way as the normalfags do

sometimes i wish i where more normal

I'm using a friend's computer, so i don't even have my reaction pics. Sorry, friends, looks like i won't be squadding up anytime soon.
/blogpost
sorry, weegee, no twin squads for a while

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

IT'S A FUCKING VEGETABLE, NIGGA

its okay my Amigo

DUDE QUICK TWIN SQUAD LMAO

I miss you all so much.

We'll be here for you come August

You didn't play in the first place.

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y-you're wrong user. My squidfu wouldn't do me like that. She wants to have my hybrid neet babies

I'm a military logistician.

And I'm National Guard.

So that's unlikely.

Once I get back, I'll play video games like my life depends on it, because being in Basic Training makes you appreciate having the choice of playing games.

Don't have the motivation to complete your backlog? Join the military. You'll have the motivation, guaranteed.

you dun goof'd user

You kinda have to have military experience or valuable skills to be a military contractor as far as I'm aware.

It doesn't take much to start PMCing it up in Africa, according to /k/. Maybe security guard experience, depending on the location you're working in.

Rob is back I've missed you so much.

You better fucking squad with us when you come back ROB, we are still here and I think we will still be here for quite a long while.

prior experience is a definite plus if you're looking for high paying Blackwater work, but since the PMC boom, more private firms are offering more of their own boot camps to train a larger number of less experienced applicants.

Even if you're an experience military man, you'll still end up having to put in a certain amount of time in some boot camp at an undisclosed location in Russia or Eastern Europe or Asia before you actually get out in the field.

Don't fall for the "serve your country" meme. The government's just another company like any other except it steals money instead of earning it. Fuck the feds and stack paper to the ceiling

Holy shit you're alive.

Navyfag here to remind you that Navy a best branch.

Aren't you have guys a bunch of homos?

I would spank my squidboy's ass every night

My friends in the navy and all he does is get jap pussy cause all they do is sit around japanese harbours with nothing to do

marines here to remind you pog boot faggots aren't anything important

Nah; that's just a myth that stems from the idea that we're out on the ocean for months on end.

Besides, there are women in the military now; granted they have shit personalities, but that might just be me being a jaded asshole.


I'm one of the guys that tells you guys who to shoot at and how to do it, nigger; essentially I'm your Otacon. What would you do without me?

Shiggu Diggu

Don't you guys have to dress in high heels?

nothing then thought you were one of those faggot niggers who sits around with a bullshit title and pretends you are important

I'm your man now command me

Nah it's pretty common; I keep seeing guys with their wives at the PX when I do my grocery shopping. They're always either chinks or japs, though my buddy has a Russian wife.


Pic-related.

it's ok sir I won't doubt or question your MOS anymore now tell me when and where do I start killing for you?

So your buddy cheats on his wife?

We have three in Mumble now. Get in here for quads/private.

Not entirely sure what you mean by that, but he met her during his time in Russia and brought her back to America to marry her.

I don't get it; are Russian women known to get cucked by their men or something?


I don't fuckin' know, man, go find some sandniggers or somethin'.

but I'm back from deployment and sitting in apartment in CT waiting for orders want to kill something or someone and totally bored with drugs and bitches

I was talking about how you said your friend gets mad pucci from chinks and japs and then said he has a wife. So I thought they were the same person.

also you faggot… you better not send me on another wild goosechase mission in the cold part of alfghanistan for months on end again

No, I wasn't the one who said that; I only said I say guys with chink/jap wives in the store I go to.

The guy with the Russian wife is a different thing.

Holy shit I can't type.

Why don't you post a screenshot of your squidboy m8? :^)

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Your loss.

kys

It always is.

Fall is the only good season, all the other seasons can fuck off

Obviously Fall is best season, but I enjoy the cold simply because I know I'll miss it when the sweltering heat comes back.

Winter is the best

Comfy snow
Hot chocolate
Sexy women in ribbed sweaters

FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!!

Fall is shit its a mix of warm and cold and bugs everywhere

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It doesn't snow where I live shit just ices over for 2-5 day's
Video related youtube.com/watch?v=Pg7Rtm4dSMY
No one here knows how to drive on ice and the only thing my state has to clean it up is a few salt trucks
because of this everything shuts down (hope you have bread and milk)
Also if you're lucky the power won't go out

meh

It's doesn't look as good irl as it does in my Mongolian cave paintings

Oh good I get to spend money and get jack shit in return

At least it's still better than summer or spring I'll give you that much
Fall>>>Winter>>Summer>Spring

If you still celebrate Christmas, you're clearly younger than 20 years old. You'll never get another birthday or Christmas present when you move out.
I didn't even have a 20th birthday.
I'm so alone.

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I'f you're that desperate you could do the reddit secret santa

Wow that's sad. I'm glad I'm not you

ISHYGDDTTY

>not being the whitest person you can be

Do your parents at least call and wish you a happy birthday?

Someone's underage or belongs on >>/christian/

Unless you mean christmas (pre and post) sales, in which case, not as good as black friday or NewEgg's Black November


Yo user, when is your birthday I could use an excuse to stay up way too fucking late playing splatoon and to finally squid with you faggots

captcha was g boi hf, even the captcha wants you to have fun


That is also acceptable, however I'm more of an alcohol guy than a Mary J guy.

Kill me

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What exactly did they fucking do wrong? All they did was try to get power so they wouldn't have to live in complete darkness and potentially endanger their own survival as presumably everything that keeps them alive needs electricity since they live underground.

It's not like the squids were using that zapfish for anything important. All they do is party all day and let the jellyfish and prawns do all the work for them.

They're villains because they invaded Inkopolis on multiple occasions without a peace rep, and stole Inkling property. In addition to kidnappings, destruction of property, blackouts, etc.

Inklings are a warrior culture, we do not "party" except for Splatfest. We take turf warring very seriously as it's a big part of a future. Inklings control the music industry, military, power, and some of the brand companies. Food and accesaries are all Prawns and Jellies. And don't fucking lie Octarian scum, you're cowardly ways and propaganda will fool no one. You have plenty of material and tech to sustain yourselves, enough to even create a new species of creatures just to cause us more problems.
Maybe if they spent more time on maintenance and less on mischief and stealing our shit then maybe it wouldn't be an issue.

octarians are generating electricity just fine, go back and look.
the only thing they needed zapfish for was a more mobile power source for outdated war machines, which considering how smart they are they probably have better alternatives.
look at the sunken scroll page for the stupid hover scooter some of the octarians ride around on. theres nothing in there, theyre powering shit remotely and thats pretty incredible.
octavio is just insane and a wigger

Most Inklings are unaware the Octarians even still exist because Cuttlefish and others keep it under wraps.


for perfectly valid reasons


Cuttlefish is supposed to be a soldier. You know the risks of combat are either being killed or being captured. You don't have any right to complain about either when you voluntary decide to fight somebody


power is important, but the question is what the Inklings actually do with it. Inkling civilization is really kinda sad when you consider that they have this tremendous power source but they've only managed to replicate 21st century pop culture.


They're much more of a consumer culture. The Octarians just don't quite understand the concept of sports, probably because their society is much more about discipline, organization and science so they misunderstand Turf Wars as some kind of gladiatorial combat when it's just a children's game because the idea of Inklings fighting other Inklings just for fun doesn't make a whole lot of sense to them. This is probably due to the fact that being forced to live underground and needed to stick together to survive. From what the sunken scrolls say, the Inklings were much less disciplined than the Octarians and almost lost the war simply because they were too lazy to wake up. Another Sunken Scroll suggests that the driving philosophy of Inkling society borders on hedonism.

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most of the zapfish you take back are simply powering the domes in which they live which are starting to break down

If anything, it's strange that the Inklings would need the zapfish, considering there are parts of maps where you can plainly see solar panels, implying the inklings have already discovered alternative energy sources.

theyre probably siphoning off the power grid to throw sick ass octo raves and embezzling funds that are supposed to go towards basic maintenance. octo valley likely has a ridiculous array of hydro electric dams considering all the water pouring through it. they baited octavio who broods on his failure into this attack because theyre war profiteers, and it wasnt hard for them to stir up a following for the second war because of the sorry state things are in.

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It may be that Octarian civilization, technologically speaking, is just so advanced that the zapfish are the only power source they could reasonably use to maintain the same standard of living or go beyond it.

If the Inklings have too much power for the very little they actually have, the Octarians don't have enough for the greater amount that they have.

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You're dumb, everyone knows they exist, it was a massive war barely 100 years ago for the remaining land, that shit is in the history books and spread massively through word of mouth. There's no way you could keep that under wraps.
You have no excuse, Octavio just wanted to power his war machines.
He's a retired old man, that's why he lets Agents 1-3 do their thing. Furthermore, he's not the only kidnapping victim.
Culture =/= Technology
You know damn well tech is more advanced than that. Inklings aren't even aware of the beings they derive their culture from either. They just know a bi-pedal race used to exist once upon a time.
Christ your posts make Octarians and their defenders sound like Marxists. They fight each other in extremely competitive settings using weapons modeled after real combat gear. From a very young age Inklings start learning how to fight. I can see why you'd think consumer culture because of their obsession with being "fresh" and looking good. But that's just a fad in fashion. We all know Agent 3 isn't fresh at all.
They also say Octarians initiated the war against what used to be a more peaceful race. They aren't lazy anymore, too much industry and turf warring to do.

When returning, it is found that the domes are still fully powered, so this is bunk.
There is only a fraction of surface mass on Earth left, there's not enough room for the levels needed to fuel society so we maintain the grid, the one Octarians also use apparently since we don't know what their main electricity source is despite living successfully underground for years, AND having the means to bioengineer their test tube freaks.
They should have wiped them all out, they are like a plague that will keep coming back to haunt Inklings.

Your fault for being an asshat.

why would you ever think that

There's an adapter that lets you play with a gamecube controller for wii U games from Mayflash, but thats only the battle dojo though

No, that's literally only for Smash. The Dojo can only be done if you have a pro controller.
IT SAYS THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING BOX LIKE EVERY VIDEO GAME IN EXISTENCE.

At least you got a good game out of it.

Yes, I know it was bought digitally, but you still goofed incredibly hard.

No you retard Its this im talking about

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You can actually play splatoon with a gamecube controller since this adapter uses the Gamecube controller as a Psuedo-classic controller

You can also play mario kart 8 3D world and yes smash with a gamecube controller

I guess it's useful for multiplayer since Wiimotes suck even more.

I own one of those to you fucking moron, from the same company too.
You can't play Splatoon's multiplayer with it since classic controllers don't apply to the game, and it actually forces you to use the gamepad's touch screen. I learned this when my Gamepad's touchscreen stopped working for a few days and it wouldn't let me play the damn game. Fucking Summer can't end soon enough.
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Its only for the battle Dojo though. If you got a friend over ,and want to do Couch multiplayer

They would be at a major disadvantage anyway since I'm the only one I know that owns the game, and I use Gyro controls which are objectively better.

That's nice dear.

Fuck off retard, next time don't buy digital EVER and research your purchase. You could have even asked us first in one of these threads.
2 player battling is worthless if someone is using Gyro, it's just not fair.

In game dialogue. Everyone thought Cuttlefish was just an old loon going on about the Octarian threat (honestly, he is a bit of a loon. "Observing the Octarians" must be his way of saying "watching Octoling porn in my shack while getting high & popping squid viagra" cause those Octarians sure had no trouble getting passed him). And nobody except for himself and Agents 1,2 & 3 are aware of how the zapfish got stolen. At the end, Callie says about the great zapfish "So, where did it run off to? I guess we'll never know" Unless they're just trying to prevent a huge backlash of hate crimes directed against the Octarians cause #notallOctarians, I'm pretty sure there's a coverup of the Octarians continued existence underground or at least the threat they pose to the Inklings (sort of like how Japanese police/government often covers up murders so people aren't scared to go out into the streets)


Again, most of the zapfish were just powering the domes.


And yet he's training recruits and commanding an assault on the Octarians. He knew the risks involved in spying on and attacking the Octarians and accepted them.


The statement applies to both. Technologically, they've hardly passed 21st century standards and much of their unique tech that we do see seems like it's mostly designed by the Jellyfish and Horseshoe crabs for harmless Turf War sports. Culturally, they've reached a stage very similar to 21st century Japanese/American popular consumer culture, which while not necessarily bad per se, is not necessarily a great example of high culture or exceptional intelligence either and can easily be seen as an example of material prosperity but social stagnation and decline


The point is that the Inklings are not this spartan-like warrior race sleeping on beds of stone or living in yurts to prevent themselves from becoming cushy and soft, quite the opposite. Turf Wars aren't training, they're games. And the Inklings overarching philosophy isn't one that tells the Inklings to die in battle for the sake of honor or a higher purpose but rather it's one that says to not worry about your purpose in life and basically just have fun. Again, the Octarians are the only ones who see them as war-loving but that's just their own misunderstanding.


The Great Turf War was a battle for limited resources where the potential survival or one species over the other was at stake, it was not a moral conflict, so who attacks first is sort of irrelevant as there was no real good/bad sides(although the Octarians would later see the conflict as a cosmic battle between good and evil while Inklings were too busy having fun on the surface to remember another race who perhaps was struggling to survive against nearly impossible odds even existed).


gameplay contrivance

How are you fucking stupid enough not to realize the guy who complained about the issue only made one post?

There's nothing wrong with using stick controls

its all about preference

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Wow, I feel like a complete moron now. Thanks for pointing that out. Pic related, it's me.

Nothing wrong, except for the fact that they are factually less precise and offer more sluggish and shitty aiming. I only tolerate Splatoon despite it being a console shooter, because it's controls are revolutionary for console based shooters. More games need to be using Gyro or offering it as an option.

So am I the only S+ using sticks?

Nope, I know for a fact you are not, however you are considered the exceptions though

That doesn't mean that they don't think Octarians exist anymore. The war was too soon, stories and evidence would still exist to this day.
They weren't, since they sustained themselves without them for years before, and it doesn't matter since they still powered war machines that were going to be used against Inklings. Could have been a major disaster if Agent 3 didn't deal with it.
Actually… He kind of whispered, "psst, kid over here" and the first one to pay him an inkling of attention was Agent 3. To which he just handed a hero shot and em to steal our shit back. Goes to show how skilled any random Inkling can be.
Fair enough.
Scientifically you are wrong, it's an amazing sign of intelligence for what used to be sea life achieving what humans took several thousand more years to achieve. They're only in the 90s pop culture phase right now, they'll advance soon enough. As long as progressive octo loving shitstacks don't fuck it up.
Jellyfish? You mean the hat stylists? It's well known that Sheldon and his father were excellent weapons manufacturers though. His grandfather created the Inkling main battle rifle, the Bamboozler which still see's service today in sports. Also don't assume that because they sell non-lethal weapons to children that they cannot manufacture something more lethal like the Heroshot.
My father was a golden glove boxer when he was in high school, and used to party a lot. Whoa and behold, he got into quite a few fights along the way. Do you think that all those ours of fitness, physical training, and fighting just goes away outside of the ring because "lol it's a game" no. This goes for all physical sports like jousting, fencing, boxing, judo, MMA, wrestling (proper not fake), etc. These skills become engrained as instincts and are acted upon naturally.
In order to wield a sword effectively, one must spend hours practicing form and methods.
Reminder, that a single squid single handeldly stomped Octavios plans into the ground, with no advanced training.

If this were true, the Octarians wouldn't have been able to survive underground for a hundred years. They were always calculating and intelligent, and took the first opportunity to defeat their lazy carefree friends when things looked bad.
Really user? Some of your arguments are based on gameplay contrivances. Most of our headcanon is based on them.

I'd be scared to fight you if you were using Gyro.

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Hi I'm back I made that post as I was leaving for work


Is gyro the obnoxious motion controls you get when playing with the gamepad? I don't understand how that could be superior when it's all janky as shit.

It's the jankiness that makes it superior.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD?!?!

Someone make it because apparently I am from reddit or something

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I know you didn't want to play this game that much in the first place, but the motion controls are the best you'll find on any console shooter. Try going to the training area and attempting to spin quickly around to hit a dummy behind you with stick controls and with motion controls, and you'll feel the difference.

Fine I'll make it

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Don't forget to link it back because that catalog is cancer

I'm in the mumble if anyone wants to squad.

New thread never ever

NEW THREAD

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New Thread~

Two thread. Of course.