14 hours until E3

They're just being dense.

Usually Ubisoft but that first PC conference was more torture than cringe but they are a wild card.

Ubisoft because dank maymays and EA because they are pathetically out of touch.

Supposedely EA is outside E3
Thats the confusion I believe

There are companies who most people would say "who" to that are showing more titles than Nintendo at E3.

Shamefurru Dispurray.

But they have an E3 stage as well? The schedule is so confusing and contradictory. Is there one that actually lays everything out in a way a human can read it?

I bet even Kadokawa is showimg off more stuff

Which one of you motherfuckers played the song of time?

I'm using E3countdown as my source

I know the the mumble server, but I never actually used it until now.
What if the other anons don't like me?

OP is counting towards the EA conference I think, why anyone would care about that is beyond anyone.

Then you call them a faggot.

Oh ok so that says 4pm Sunday EST

Why the fuck does the E3 website say its not until Monday or tuesday

POST YOUR FUCKING CARDS

The E3 floor opens tuesday, Sunday and Monday are the conferences

No-one has said that, Zelda is no longer nerd popular retard.

Oh aight.

infinity.moe better be showing it

then you become the most unlikeable user and then become absolutely based because you'll find a way to piss off mark just like another person did

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this is pretty good, thanks for sharing

too bad I don't drink

recovering alcoholic here so cant drink

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My dad is too, and since it runs in the family I'd like to stay away from it so I never get addicted. I don't mind not having it now but I'm sure I'd mind a lot more if I tried it once and became an alcoholic. Good luck, user

But of course

YOU FOOL

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Be excited for the shots of liquor you'll be taking.

Well, that's neat. I get to catch all the disappointment and cringe live.

I'm glad my pic from last E3 still exists 1 year later,

Alright niggas, i'm goin to the store before E3, what do you want me to get you fam?

Tomatoes, so there's something I can throw at the screen while I boo.

Oh boy nothing but lies and trying to jew us for money

A gallon of Pineapple Juice, and a bunch of hotpockets

that's alright, mommy goes to the grocery store today

What do I do, Holla Forums? stay up and watch e3 or not die of sleep deprivation. Don't really have anything to live for if that helps.

You
faggot/10

It's just E3, get some sleep nigger
Or die, whatever, who cares

There's gonna be multiple days of it so you can skip out on the first day so you don't die

What the fuck are you doing staying up for so long you're making yourself ill from sleep deprivation anyways?

hit me with a slim jim fam

Sometimes ya just wanna fuck the cat
ya know?

get some sleep right fucking now and wake up before E3 starts if you want to see it so badly

I'd post liru and say I'm more of a dog person but last time I did that an earthquake happened.
Liruposting must be some kind of off-limits meme magic shit.

I just don't sleep sometimes. It's a pain in the ass lying in bed for 8 hours waiting to fall asleep and then having the sun rise before I do.
Pills help though.

Gem'me some pancakes, my man.

Sorry user…

nah unless you take meds against sleep, you will fall sleep eventually, i read a story about aguy enduring 7 days before he passed out, said the body protects itself against your own stupidity, like when you try to die by holding your breath

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tfw so close to the BF1 stream

Kill me

I wonder how many humans died from choosing not to breathe for a kill switch to have evolved.

Not sure how accurate it is, user. I found it in another thread. I have no fucking clue. I just want to catch the Microsoft trainwreck.

Shit, 2:30am on tuesday
I might be able to get up then

Reminder that the E3 stream will be up on Infinity.moe this year again. Please do not bring the gay.

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Rising Storm 2
Insurgency Darude Sandstorm
NWI's second project
Killing Floor 2 Sharpshooter update
Killing Floor 2's 2017 update
AMD Graphics card shilling
Nexon "Free 2 Play" #999
SEGA announces Sonic Adventure 3 PC EXCLUSIVE
Paradox fag shoves dildo up his ass and bitches about hitler aka HoI4 shilling
Cities Skylines DLC #49
Mount & Blade Bannerlord
Wild Card begs users to come back, gives more empty promises about optimization
RAZER L337 G4M3R G34R
Company of Heroes 2 DLC
Deus Ex shilling
ARMA 3 Tanoa shilling
Cockulus shilling
DE announces Warframe 2 Electric Boogaloo
Boring Indieshit #665
Somewhat interesting indieshit that is forgotten about the next week
Gears of War presented by Windows 10
eSports!
Magic Warfare Game that no one cares about

I can't come up with anymore shit.

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MORE PLEASE

Nigger hes legit hyped for Battlefield Juan

Nigger E3 has always been a console focused event and these threads are mostly filled with console players and most didnt even bother to watch the last years conference or do any fucking research.

If course they dont what to put there most of the time.
Theres even people putting Serious Sam 4 there when Devolver and Croteam do their own thing

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instagram.com/buttholevegan/

you're welcome

What time does it start up?

Damn she's ugly. Her retarded drawn on eyebrows arent helping either.

Nigger you don't have to watch the last conference to guess what's going to happen at this year's conference.

Just look at the companies attending and make educated guesses based on last 3 news updates or their reputation.

Neither Devolver or Croteam will be there.

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Sheeeeiit, you're right.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM

I'm calling it now, this is another appeal to the afrocentric cancer that is spreading like wildfire.

Cawadooder too. Niggers in space. I'm calling it you faggots.

Hang in there, Squilliam

I guess that's what they call a BUTTherface, yeah?

2deep4me

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There are some older pictures where she doesn't look too bad, She has a nice ass though, all i care about tbh famalam

is #blm behind all this push?

I checked her earliest photos and she looks pretty much the same, the ass is fat though.

Hang in there, Squilliam!

disgusting

Hang in there, Squilliam

If it makes you feel any better, I only watch it for porn.

As the old song goes, "Grab your dick and double click because the internet is for porn"

It's even worse than I thought.

This is so fucking cringeworthy I don't even know where to begin.

Yes, jews, I'll shell out extra shekels to get a plastic nigger figurine with my shitty unoptimized afrocentric garbage game that shits on history.

on the bright side the figure will come out like the Battleborn figures and look like a lumpy mister Popo

stop

Oh, I know how shitty EA can be. But I still have hope for Battlefield at least.
That said, if the game turns out bad, no big loss. I have a lot of other games to play already.

Yeah, the black combatants already feel forced as fuck. Pic related. I don't know why they're so desperate to please a minority audience, but this isn't even a right way to do it. It's just stupid.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM

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she's not squatting though

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THE WINNER TAKES ALL

Ill he laughing at your pain

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I'm not ready

It's gonna be mildly disappointing

HANG IN THERE SQUILLIAM!

Well at least I'm off to watch E3.

R8 & H8

Somebody give me some good Japanimation to watch while I'm a NEET for an extended period.

Berserk

The trailer piqued my interest, but then I looked back and remembered what EA/DICE have done to the series.
At the very least it sounds like they're going back to BF2-style weapon customization with pre-set weapon loadouts with switchable sights; none of that overdone shit like in BF4.

Also I'm a fucking idiot, but I'm also a sucker for mechs so I'm looking forward to Titanfall 2 news

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Fight me.

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bloody hell

Surely you don't believe it will be announced when Croteam isn't even going to be there.

Protip: If you contract serious depression, drink Methylated Spirits to wash the pain away

despite there being new info out before events, might just leave this as is.

Nintendo should just be censored games and nothing else

Are you serious?

archive.is/2MYFh

yes, I'm serious

I heard this is where all the hot bitches are at.

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You heard right, friend.

I'm the hot bitch. Sorry.

What now?
I've never done this before.

HOLD ON TO YOUR ANUS AND CHECK 'EM.

Post a picture of your dick and we'll see where we go.

just dont cycle e3 threads for god sake

dubs get's to fuck me in the ass

rollan

I'm an EA employee, I'll fuck you in the ass anyway. :^)

I'm a Microsoft employee, I'm fucking you in the ass as we speak.

Eww, why would I want that you gay!

just lube it up

you seem like a faggot so its appropriate

no

Let's just cuddle instead.

rollan round 2

hope you shave bby

aaaaaaaa

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boypussy when

now

NOW!

right now.

a winner is you

user we might be far apart, but that doesn't mean your buttcheeks have to stay close togheter. Open wide and send pictures

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I can't send pictures to people I don't know, that's too scary user

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FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT

Where are you even finding these?

DO IT
where do you live?

I'm not telling you, you're not user!

We could watch Bob Ross and cuddle~

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Where do you live, slut?

florida

I'm actually and but I'm switching between proxies

Spreading your cheeks is part of redchanit sekrit handshake.
Don't you want to be part of this, user?

Are you that guy that shot that singer?

Come on man, your state looks like a dick. Just spread those sweaty beefs and post them here~

did you seriously try impersonation while i was still active in the thread?

4u

But there's no hand to shake back there

Why can't you be not retarded and go along with it, God damn now my plans are ruined

oh that's a shame :(
there are no cuteboys in my area, only bears

Well, the other party involved has to knock on the door so to speak.

No because that would make me a ghost

Blame mark for enabling IDs

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None, the lack of oxygen knocks you out. When you're unconscious you can't hold your breath.

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

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Liru just FOREVER EVERED yesterday. If anything it should be good luck.

But he's a squid:^)
HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

**sauce on the animation in the back?

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wut
Is it because I fucked up muh spoiler?s Well, I'm drunk see

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Do you even browse Spongefaqs?

Does the summer take away her nose?

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kek

Yes.

Thx fam

But what if I wan to?:^)

How many hours until the Kadokawa Stream
That's the only one I'm interested in

HOLY SH*T GUYS I'M SO HYPED FOR E333!!!!!1!!1

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What are you doing?

Check the schedule, baka.

Fuck, these dubs by Kek demand I spill the beans
I'm drunk and feel like shitposting/trolling, pretending I'm a redditfag or something.

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HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM

So, before the madhouse that is what to come soon begins, who here is ready and comfy for 3 days of shitposting, bantz and seeing companies spaghetti all over the stage for our amusement as usual?

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Interesting….

Looking forward to it.
The only issue from my side is that I haven't been able to stock up on beer and snacks in time, so this evening will end up somewhat dry I'm afraid.

Well I'm gonna get no sleep, and I have to go somewhere tomorrow
Fuck, I really should sleep

I've gotta sleep, hopefully I'll be awake for E3

You know right that ME3 was the worst AAA game I've ever played, with ME2 and DA2 being 2nd and 3rd
You better not have hopes

The E3 itself starts in 2 days, the conferences are always events PRE-E3 so companies can people know about what they will show in their stands and shit in the fair floor.

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What?

But user, that did happen. Does Holla Forums not count the DS version for some reason? Was it too hard for you? :^)

honestly im most excited abou the pc gaming show. at least it wasnt complete cringe last year, it was pretty chill actualy.

You won't see any thing from From in the Sony one
Kadokawa is the From stream

"Kadokawa" as a company doesn't really exits, it's a conglomerate of different subsidiaries united under the parent company "Kadokawa Corporation".
You might know them from the popular Kantai Collection browser game, or maybe their print media branch Kadokawa Shouten from diverse manga publications and magazines (Newtype, Ace series).
Among other things, they now own FromSoftware.

Are you serious?
The PC show was objectively the worst one.

Sorry I haven't sleep properly

The E3 itself is the exhibition in the showfloor, where journalist play demos and shit. All the conferences are events before the E3.

This morning is turning out pretty good.

this

I ended up learning that after I made it
Which was 2 days ago
Should I change it to MECHS
Because thats what a From Steam will be

Damn, don't do that.

Ace Combat 7 was already confirmed to not be exclusive to VR user.

Too bad that today of all days is when they started using this gay new thing for scrolling, as pressing down will take you to a line you last clicked on now and not down from the page

We can only hope.

thanks man didnt know about this, suddenly day is better

I honestly don't expect anything good except MECHS
I won't be surprised if some things get cancelled and others become VR and PS4.5 Exlusive

Sorry for off-topic but are there any actually good giant mecha games for PC?

kek

Would you mind you upload the template, please?

If you're asking whether there's something like 4/FA, the answer is no. ;_;

so stream will be on infinite.moe?

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WHERE ARE WE WATCHING IT?

I REMEMBER MARK SAYING THAT CODEMONKEY WAS GOING TO EMBED THE STREAM IN THE PAGE, IS THAT STILL TRUE?

GIB URLS

I'm mostly thinking ZOE

I HOPE IT'S INFINITY.MOE

HOW LONG IS EA'S STREAM

Titanfall and MGSV :^)
It still hurts

comfytheatre.co.uk/e3/

Astebreed maybe, though that's a shmup-like.

Comfytheatre and the "in-house" stream (infinity.moe) seem to be the most popular solutions on this side of the internet.

6 hours

Anyone else just completely skipping EA's presentation? its the same shit year after year, doesn't seem worth my time.

The Bethesda conference is sure to be at least comically bad though, I'm looking forward to that.

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This has "leaked".

meh

the game nobody really asked for?

Oh yes definitely fellow gamer™
Fuck off Todd

Knew it was dishonored from that first frame with the boat.
That dreary colour palette and lighting is unmistakable.

GO HOME

I like me some sneak 'n stab

The comfytheater stream requires flash. I ain't giving my PC cancer so I can watch some more cancer. Will the infinity.moe one use a proper web player?

user, don't tell me you don't want to see these corporate lizard people pretend like they are actually human beings on stage like last year, the suit promoting DOOM MOOM was the most robotic and blatant shill I've ever seen.

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go for this infinity.moe

thats from the GuP stream which the guy just hosted their shitty stream
E3 stream is using actual non shitty hosts

No

just a guy and a dev talking about games and showing some footage.
how was that not the best show?

God damn it, where can I watch a recap?

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Anybody got the brote drinking game?
Will it be in the coolhole or on twitch?

I'm actually fairly content with a sequel.
The first one was decent, if not for the fucking broken blink at max level.
The game would've been so much better if blink upgrades didn't increase range, but just reduced cooldown, reduced mana use or had added effects.
Something like that.

the only good thing about dishonored is the world it built, everything else was trash

Wew.
I wonder how much Beth will cut out this time?

I'm going to have multiple chats open, Holla Forums for fast cynical deconstruction, Twitch for cancer, and maybe some other chat that's a bit more readable.

I sobered up just as the PC conference came on, I had to go buy more gin and blacked out just to stand the boredom of that shitty stream last year

Wow, this wasn't surprising at all.

It really was that bad, for a PC gaming show they really didn't show of much of anything all that exclusive or special for PC.

You would think they would have shown off the biggest PC exclusive of the year at the time, Xcom 2, but nope, they couldn't even score that gig.

that was the biggest exclusive for the PC in like 6 years.

is there anything that can load multiple chats or do I have to open multiple browser windows

I'm hoping that this year they have improved a lot, last year was their first time ever so this time they might have brought more actual content to show and improved the presentation.

Just multiple browser windows. I'm not aware that there's anything like the former.

I'm still doubtful, AMD obviously doesn't have a whole lot of pull one way or the other in the industry, so the most they can score is shit indies to show off or blatant shilling

Eh, it had a high skill cap.
You could do lots of fun shit like in

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what the fuck are you even talking about

well nvidia has every AAA

HANG IN THERE SQUILLIAM

Also, would someone mind replacing the picture, with this, much higher quality one,

It bothers me that a .png uses such a lossy jpg.

You can get fancy with the mechanics and physics if you get good at them.
What the fuck else would I mean?

and yet there is no reason to because the game is trash and incredibly easy
also dogshit stupid AI

yeah it's pretty weak, forgettable too

HANG IN THERE SQUILLIAM

Also, someone replace the lossy as fuck jpg with this.

It's bothering the fuck out of me.

Good point, but it's still fun to fuck with the dumb AI

Is Halo coming to PC yet?

If you're a consolefsg maybe

Dreams? What dreams?

what was a bigger PC exclusive in the last 6 years

the game would have been better as a hub area RPG like Deus Ex HR and expanded on the universe.
There is so much wasted potential there

I wish I still head hopes and dreams for E3, or the industry.

it needed to take off the training wheels. It needed more competent combat and mechanics, like they did in dark messiah. Better stealth system, and more levels. The levels it had were alright, but nothing stood out. It would have been great to get some more variety.

I read the thread but i can't fucking understand where are we going to watch/shitpost?
Infinity.moe or comfytheatre?
Shitposting here or somewhere else?

That the new zelder is gud.

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Some may want off ths ride. But this is where I pull my lifeblood for the year year. How many pairs of problem glasses this year from last? How many enriching stories?

choose whatever they're both good

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Not to mention the fucking ugly piercings and tattoo's, hair and eyebrows
A nuke is truly needed

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No you didn't.

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EYE SAID NO BULLY!!!!1111

Shouldn't post while I still have bedroom eyes.

What's the twitch streams url?

I did or i would not know of infinity.moe and comfytheatre :^)
Checkmate Atheist.

I don't like division.It's like asking me what retarded son i love more,i love both of them enough to no have them aborted.Can't we agree on one place?

Comfytheatre has drinking games, interlude streams and shitposting

Infitity.moe has a few films, the barebones streams and extra shitposting

choose your poison

yes
Windows 10 exclusive :^)

Civ V, Shogun 2, Company of Heroes 2, Arma 3, Endless series, Insurgency and some more.
Like I said, if you're a consolefag, due to the fact that some people actually enjoyed Enemy Unknown on console and knew about instead of completely ignoring it like they usually do.

You can see that by most people completely ignoring the DoW3 announcement.

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BLINDING

only acceptable item on that list was shogun 2, faggot

and I wasn't saying XCOM 2 was good, I was saying it was the largest PC exclusive at the time a year go, and the PC GAMING show didn't even mention it.

Shut up nerd

I usually check E3 thread when the event is near,the first are usually full of sage and shitposting,while the lasts hold most of the useful information.And Squilliam-user kept this going for a full year,last year.

The second was a stupid question,i admit.

Whats the plan for watching e3 here? Has codemonkey and mark figured out that embed stream they were tring to implement?

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Certainly not going to that queer load of namefags what is infinity.meme.

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Wait… is Kek watching with us?

is it that bad?

Huh. I guess not.

missed one mine

I've never understood the obsession with namefagging.
Isn't the whole purpose of us being here to be anons?

Maybe it's a sign.

Tell me about your mediocre 3 exclusives each year user

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yes, it's filled with name fags and blog posters

Sony because the ghostbusters girls will be presenting VR.

this

People love being attention whore or have ego so massive they think the shit they spew out of their mouth is gold.

Confirmed or wishfull hoping?

was "leaked" in a joke article but it's so cancerous it might just happen

So…comfytheatre.co.uk/e3/ ?

Pettan pedos leave

Namefags are mentally ill attention seekers

no, that shit is autism to the max. infinity.moe

It's the exact same thing, but with that stupid ad block thing. I am not giving you money, goyim!
Also:
Oh boy, smells like newfag in here.

When the fuck is it starting?

JUSTICE

1 PM PDT

I'm on a roll today

CANDY SLUT

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Thanks

No. It is that bad.

For you.

Just watch it on twitch and stick to this thread

The only Halo game that matters has been on PC since 2003.

Go look up El Dewrito

Im considering this option as well.
chats are blitzkrieg fast shitshows during events like this

Perhaps bomb infinity.meme and kill their weak fuck tributes to shitposting. Quite certain I am blocked in chat, so do it proper Brosmouthians.

Well, Armitage's White Finger was made in ~48 hrs…

Speaking of which, has there even been any vidya about 1980's yuppies?

Vice City may have been the closest to fulfilling the dream. I know I ran around in a suit with a chainsaw most of the time.

DON'T GET MY FUCKING HOPES UP YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

May as well be hoping for something good out of Squeenix. Thank goodness a proper publisher has rights to all those amazing classic titles.

What's the twitch streams url?

pic related

twitch.tv/ign

maybe someone can stream it on hitbox or smth

I've never heard of those.What are they?

Thanks

Another good sign is that they seem to be showing off multiplayer before singleplayer this time, unlike with BF3 and BF4.

HANG IN THERE SQUILLIAM

A little late, but here's the threadly evidence that e3 is ran by jews

Jews! E3 only has fellow gamers like us!

Any place where I can get a proper recap of these? Won't be watching the streams live this time and going through the presumably 6k posts isn't very feasible.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

So when's the stream? I have some time so i might as well watch that shit with the redditors ITT