22 hours and 6 minutes until E3

I think you know the answer to your rhetorical question, user.

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TheBestGamers one

Hang in there, Squilliam!

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>>>/facebook/

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My E3 dream is that there is no E3 2017 because E3 has long outlived its usefulness

Abandoning Xbone is part of trying to P U S H for Windows 10

That PS4 Neo is the fucking dumbest thing I've seen in all my days

If Nintendo officially drops the police-siren it'd be for the NX

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You too you fucking Jew.

I do not have any dreams

HANG IN THERE SQUIDWARR

>>>/cuckchan/

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Each day that passes we stray farther from Gods Light

Sounds like you're just a no fun faggot, user.

DON'T TAUNT ME user

He's right, chain post were parody, now they are a very useful derailment thread from shills and goons, and the few smart people who shit on bad threads
Don't be retards

Sure laddeh

I wonder if these have shown up on halfchan yet

user, this is an E3 thread, why would you need to derail it? There was no rail to begin with.

They will support everything as long as it's either from their favorite company or just marketed enough as a thing that you NEED to live.

The world is full of fucking idiots.

This faggot has been doing this for every recent E3 thread and the cuckchan newfags fall for it like the dumbfucks they are.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

They were always cancer, that's the joke.

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At E3 it is.

Most peope dont seem to get that from all those (1)s.

Nigger theres actually discussion on these, derailing every fucking thread with a shitty ironic joke that goes through most of the people that reply minds is not fucking fun, its pure unaltered cancer.

Well maybe I'm wrong then, I only responded to it because I see them a lot and they've never been shit on before.

We had faggots spamming every thread with a shopped photo of Cruz telling you to say "Hello Rato".

It was amusing for 1 hour before you saw all those (1)s and dead threads being bumped because of it.

Much like roll images its derailment material, not much else.

Well shit then, let's get back on track then
Post those report cards, anons.

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HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

Remember to use the webm

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So explain to a newfag to E3's as to what this shit is exactly?

From what i've gathered it's big publishers publishing their new polished turd and audience of paid reviewers, shills and normalfags go batshit insane with hype while Holla Forums argues which game is the least/most shit?

lurk more
and fuck off

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Yes but we memepost and shitpost together at a magnitude of 1000 times the shitpost of a regular day.
Also this

Jesus. How new do you even have to be to not know E3?

How fucking new to the internet do you even have to be?

Underage ban worthy.

):

Sounds like average day on Holla Forums

I've lurked from i dunno, 07 but like i give a shit about e-celebs and seemingly overhyped marketing fairs?

Are you le buttfrustrated? :^)

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I dont know whats worse, these posts or the retards seriously replying to it.

The EA conference or whatever the fuck you call it starts sunday 11 pm my time

Nobody replied seriously to it. Learn to read kiddo

Isn't Battleborn Gearbox, not Bethesda?

My predictions are mostly similar, but I still have an irrational hope that Sega'll announce PC ports of things like Bayonetta, Vanquish, and Yakuza at the PC show.

why do we watch e3 nothing good ever happens anymore.

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You lurk moar and find out.

Because its hilarious to shit on with Brote

Different games

Unlikely to be at the PC show, Im sure theyll only show DoW3 with Relic devs.
They're likely going to be announced later.

Too see how bad it can get.

heres your reply.

but e3 is not cringe worthy anymore its boring commercial bullshit, i'd rather watch paint dry.

Aisha Tyler is probably the most uncomfortable thing you can watch

That's why.

You obviously didn't watch E3.

That .webm reminded me that black pussy is a lot like horse vagina.

I don't know why that was relevant, but I had to post it.

HANG IN THERE SQUILLIAM

Im watching it for the Watch Dogs 2 cringe and Bannerlord, Nier2 and DoW3 footage.

E3 conferences are fucking awful in every way possible, but theres game footage and announcements outside of that that Im hopeful for like Deathwing, Shadow Warrior 2, Serious Sam 4 and Bandai Namco/Koei Tecmo/Capcom who consistently put out enjoyable unique games with more budget than most Japanese midsized companies.

Kadokawa might actually bring in something interesting to the table.

Hang in there, Squilliam!

This shit isnt even on the fucking index
Do lurkers really read the thread and post just because of this stale garbage?

from what i remember from last year it was very tame.

are you that user that was forced to watch horse porn in high school and said and i quote

;_;

Trying one more time to post mine.

You must have missed every Ubisoft show for the past few years.

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No, but I'm interested now. Please, tell me you have a pasta of that.

PopCap is dead user, let go

Havent you heard?
Fun is a buzzword newfag
>>>/out/ with your garbage

Of course its a buzzword when you're talking about why a game is good. That doesn't mean its always used a buzzword. Stop being an autistic jew.

Hang in there, Squilliam!

Thats the joke

Hang in there, Squilliam.

What joke? People claiming its never a buzzword is not a joke. Its far too real and shitting up the board.

The word "fun" needs to be banned when describing a game
No game is fun

does such thing as a good video game even exist? they're all shit

also, fun isn't something that can be empirically measured.

Yes, but I was generalizing every use of it as a buzzword.
See

Generalizing vidya as a joke

Also notice how everyone replying to the cancer are most if not all (1)s from lurkers

jesus christ why haven't i seen this before.

HANG IN THERE SQUILLIAM!

Ironic shitposting is just shitposting. Its not a joke. Its just shitting up the board. There are people who think you are saying it unironically and they think they're in good company when you do it. You're just making us turn into cuckchan/reddit by helping them like that.

This thread is a daily shitpost you retarded nigger

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I'll be able to watch the cringe but it won't be the same if I can't spend it with you horrendous faggots.

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Oy vey

Ho

And so you think its okay to enable that kind of shitposting? And add even worse shitposting with "lol all video games suck xd" posts? Nice mentality there. Thanks for proving me right.

you stole my jew post you faggot.

user you aren't very bright

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I'm a hack.

Benis yes

I merely borrowed it goy.

Said the guy who enables shitposting.

Hey buddy listen, shitposting is good. Ok.

Are you a proud black man?

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HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM.

I guess you're right

Pretending to be a retard will only result in attracting actual retards

>>>/cuckchan/

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I think he was refering to Watch Dogs 2

>>>/cuckchan/
And stay there

Whites learned how to read, write, and use tools from the advanced black civilizations that preceded them.

Why isn't this topic discussed in Holla Forums? The fucking mods must be advanced niggers themselves! Those bastards!!!

Make your E3 wish. Any reply ending in doubles comes true.

It blows up.

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OH SHIT!

We go back in time before 2007

All gamers die

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIT

DATS RIGHT

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The Heat Death of the Universe finally happens.

Ubisoft thinks otherwise, that was his point.
Can you read?
Are you a nigger user?

Goddamn

Ricochet 2

Anita appears, proclaims her love for me and sucks my cock furiously

Was it because I didn't pretend to be a cute anime girl online like the rest of the degenerates?

Ocarina of Time 2 by Bethesda

I am no cotton picker, Ubisoft can suck my Ubihard dick!

DMC5 is announced and then it blows up

Seems like nobody can get dubs anymore. E3 confirmed for blowing up.

There still hasn't been an E3 shooting yet!

not again Ahmad.

Yall do know the conferences don't start until Monday right?

Every game is goodbut watch_dogs 2 is still shit

Pokemon Channel 2

Mr.Shitface appears on stage to announce how he has ripped everyone off with pysconauts 2 then proceeds to disaper up his own asshole

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

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Hang in there Squilliam

Nier and Zelda are good.

Never mind, E3 doesn't even know when it starts. Homepage says tomorrow but their full schedule says tuesday.

The whole NOA team and Treehouse is fired for good and Nintendo gives out a proper translation of Xenoblade X and Fire Emblem Fates.

Pic unrelated

I don't think we can top that

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You're not wrong there, buddy.

So what's everyone's E3 gamer fuel plans? I'm thinking of grabbing a couple of these bad boys for me and the lads.

Far Cry 5 and it hugely expands the gameplay and exploration and has like 4x as many guns.

It's gonna be good.

user if normalfags learned from their mistakes they wouldn't be normalfags.

The definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.

Normalfags are terminally insane.

ha there's no girls on the internet

go away evil dogger

That box is supposed to contain pizza.

There are people who want a new Advance Wars game when this shit happened to Fire Emblem
Let it, along with any good IPs that are currently dead, remain dead.

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The first conference is in about 20 hours.
What.

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I mean, I could just put the livestream on my TV or something, but I don't know what to do.

"new console" the new PS4 supports 4k and VR that's it.

pizza rolls of course.

Pfft what the fuck.

Who at E3 fucked up this badly.

KEK WILLS IT!
It better happen after I get to see Serious Sam 4

Me and my cop friend made it a tradition to take the day off and watch all the E3 bullshit. This year he couldn't take the day off because his partner is having surgery. Stuck sitting at home alone watching video game bullshit. Feels bad man

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This is too funny, like the gay nigger kid

Hey, you've got the whole of Holla Forums to watch E3 with.

watch it on the Holla Forums Holla Forums stream site.

Im confused. When does it start?

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E3 website says it starts tomorrow, but it also says it starts Tuesday. But some conferences are starting Monday.

Nobody fucking knows

TOPKEK

19 hours

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I usually watch it and get drunk with a few friends while checking up on Holla Forums but Im in hospital for all of this year

Sure it will for the trap porn and nothing else

I dont think I could handle it

The series went to shit after the second game, anyway

4K film

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I really want to fuck Erin.

user what happened?

Where's the drawthread?

Trap porn a shit.
If you want to jerk-it it to guys at least do it to self-respecting ones.

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HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

Go away evil dogger!

No, it won't be good and Treehouse's "Localization" will make it even worse.

Pic related

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user girly men are the manliest men I bet you are not man enough to be spit-roasted.

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No, because I like girls.

Not thee cancer user but still cancer. Gotta have a lymph nodes removed

As long as they're feminine and want me to make them their bitcb I couldnt give less of a shit.
feminine cute traps with small penises are less gay than tomboyish fuckhuge dick Futa, prove me wrong

at first you go for femenine dick, then you go to twinks, after twink you can't help yourself thinking about have a giant cock up your ass.

It's like worrying about the story in fightan games

Uh, no faggots welcome

So uhhh when does E3 start?

That sucks ass hope you get better user.

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Go play Quake 1 right now you massive fucking homosexual.

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How could something with a tiny cock be less gay than fucking something with a huge cock. I don't think you know what gay means.

sorry for assuming hope you get better.

Uh, no faggots welcome

The only thing thats ever been and ever will be up my ass are suppositories

youtube.com/watch?v=WwrZFIo61o0

Are you a nigger?

You do know that's not even possible right.

I already shoved like 4 fingers and an entire shampoo bottle up my ass. couldn't stop prolapsing and flexing my insides for half an hour

So there's gonna be a stream of the conferences on infinity.moe as they're happening right? I wanna embrace the live E3 cringe with my fellow anons.

Is Quake 1 or 2, Quake 3?

I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO

Jesus Christ

I sure hope so, threadposting on E3 doesnt work as well.

Jesus fucking Chirst

Go away evil dogger.

I'm not sure what relevance this has in general

NIGGER THE FIRST QUAKE IS BETTER THAN DOOM
QUAKE 3 WAS WHEN THE SERIES TURNED INTO A FULL-ON ARENA SHOOTER

Quake 1 & 2 are fantastic games but come on quake 3 is the fucking tits. All those hours lanning in my friends basement or hanging around in the net café after school. Me and a friend installed that shit on all the computer in our library every lunch break was a 13 person LAN session.

What the fuck.

Go away evil dogger

my comrade of dark skin

Quake II was mediocre and Quake I was good, but didn't nearly have the amount of energy as Doom.

Surely you jest

Thanks, I will

In what fucking world you double nigger?

I've played all of them
I'm just saying Quake 1 and 2 are not Quake 3

Quake 3 is the only one that was an online arena shooter, so what's your point? In fact, I'd argue the fact that because Quake 3 was the only one that was like this is why you're being an idiot

I guess except for Quake online

If you're talking about multi player yeah quake 1&2 shit all over doom. Single player though doom was far superior. Quake enemies had to much hit-scan.

Quake 3 is practically a different game, ID said "fuck it" when it came to single-player even though that's the reason most people even bought the first game.

That's why I put quotation marks in Hopes. My hopes for any good shit to happened in E3 are out of the realm of possibility.

There was only one enemy that was hit-scan based if I remember correctly

Why they bought it sure but quake 1 & 2 really took off in multi-player.

that was the point, the setting was a Gothic Atmospheric skill based fps, so an encounter with an enemy was a big event.

PlayStation NEO is actually Sony's partner with Ouya and will make an appearance. You can trust me, my dad is E3

You call that forced?

That's great, but it still doesn't mean it isn't the best.

That's great that Quake 1 and 2 were single player focused, but 3 wasn't. It was a competitive online multiplayer FPS. Sure, you;re comparing apples to oranges when comparing Quake 1 and 2 and even 4 with 3, but the fact remains that Quake 3 did the best of what kind of a game Quake 3 was.

nigger that's the exact OPPOSITE of why Quake gained popularity, ever heard of Quakeworld?

i wanna smell your dad anus

He's been dead for years
Just like video games

In terms of singleplayer, Quake 3 is hot garbage and the first two games are better in every single way except graphics and weapon variety. Even when not being compared to the first games, Quake 3's singleplayer is fucking shit.
In terms of multiplayer, Quake 3 is better than the first two in most regards.

I can see why some people would hate the third game because of how little regard it had for the fans of the series who never cared about multiplayer.

quake 3 never had a proper single player it was just bot matches so its hard to compare to quake 1 and 2.

Has anyone modded a proper SP mode for Quake 3?.

don't do this user, it is cruel beyond words

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there's a mod to add actors/monsters into it

I mean it's not possible at all for a new crash game to be good, key team members are either busy shitting out dog shit or responsible for this gens 2 greatest abominations. on top of Crash always being mediocre at it's best.

there was a mod that was called The Dark Conjunction but i have no idea how good it is, could be completely broken.

As mentioned in the other thread, do not underestimate the fact that paid shills are absolutely active. They may also even be performing demoralization/discouragement tactics to ensure customer backlash stays to a minimum, sometimes even pre-emptively.

All that PR and advertisement budget has to go somewhere, after all.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

i'm ready

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It will be E3 2016, the current presenter will walk off stage and it will fade to black with a spotlight in the center of the stage, next thing that happens is a man and a pregnant woman get on stage and bow, the audience cheers. The man then pulls out a crowbar and slashes open the woman's stomach and the baby plops out and begins to walk around with her entrails in hand doing the can-can with his feet, the man then lies the woman on the ground and begins to roll her in the strung-out entrails to wrap her up like a mummy of flesh, the man then lights her on fire and stands on top of her to strike a pose, he then takes his fingers and rams them deep down his throat and gushes puke all over the press. Next, Gabe Newell comes on stage and drops a million dollars ontop of the 3 performers and sets the pile alight with them buried beneath it. The gaming press is stunned and asks "wow, that was terrific, tell us the name of the game". Gabe then snaps his fingers and declares "Half-Life 3"

go away evil dodger

Quilliam Tentitino

"HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!"
Jokes on you I don't have any E3 dreams. Just despair.

will squilliam grant me my dream of all reveals being shit?

idk

Where's your dildo?

Hang in there, Squilliam!

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM

I'm disappointed in how shit the "spicy" flavor is.

Go away evil dogger

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

What are you guys listening to while waiting for E3?

i use the stack of cups in the back

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Your mom's moanings as she asks me to thrust deeper and harder in her hole. Cheapest hoe i've ever had damn.

what else.

kek

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

You're fucking a 57 y/o 600lb whale?
Shit nigger, you've got low standards.

gee

I have more respect for your mother when I'm fucking her in the ass you ungrateful little shit

It doesn't change the fact you're fucking an ugly old fat bitch

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REMOVE KIKONGO

Please be worth.

MPAA get out and go read a dictionary

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

They have a data limit for their service, so in a sense it is stealing. They have prepurchased an allotment of data. But apparently not cut down the shrub I hid in for the smash brothers direct.

Allah ackbar, brother

Is there a countdown site for this e3 like last year?

HANG IN THERE, SQULLIAM

This is everything Ive ever wanted

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

Women really do ruin everything.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

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I just want Serious Sam 4 to be as good as The Second Encounter.
I don't think it'll be that good, but I wish for it.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

Dem trips! Please let it happen.

Except my reply, none of the others come true

Wew

That image is tuned for use on halfchan. We have different thumbnail sizes, so it changes how it works.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIUM!

(checked)

I am the person who drew this:
Also made this Serious Costanza.

That PNG trick only worked properly for me long ago in Opera 12.
I still have the guide & application used to make them.

oh, gosh, I'm like a huge fan! I love your stuff!

i finally master sucking my own cock

I make loads of OC; WEBMs, drawings, photoshops, even SWFs many years ago.
Aside from the /f/ stuff, I posted it all anonymously. I did it all, user. I did if for free.
I like seeing it reposted though.

Oh sorry I thought you drew that other serious sam picture whoopsy.
I still think what you drew is nice though if it makes you feel better.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why did that make my butthole clinch.

>hi

Was this you?

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Naw, somebody took that image I did & made that WEBM with it. I dunno why, there's a nice little animation of Sam in front of a PC saying these things, but whatever. I like seeing my stuff get remixed.

I use png format for things that are suited to it.

Like everything?

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We have an 8MB limit, nigga. Most people have more than a terabyte of storage space as well.
We're not living in the fucking mid 2000's anymore.

Screenshots look like dog shit in jpg.

Can we meme both of these into reality?

>Serious Sam 4 announced

Kill yourself, i live in a 3rd world shithole that is crashing down with communism and even i don't give a fuck, unless you manage to surpass our file size limit or haven't made the image you have no reason to post lossy imagery

HOW'S IT HANGIN, SQUILLIAM?

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Go away evil dogger.

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How do you guys think I should keep cool during E3?
It's 85 in my apartment right now and fans aren't helping.

oh wow so incredibly difficult to find