ITT: waifu tier designs in shit games

I'm surprised Overwatch doesnt catch more flak from SJWs.

All of the female cast is traditionally sexy, minus Zarya anyways. Symmetra runs around in a legless dress. Widowmaker, D.Va, and Tracer are all running around in spandex that's hugging their ass, and Widowmakers ass used to expand for some reason when she used her ultimate.

Granted there was that Tracer pose thing, but it was pretty minor relative to what I was expecting.

Icegirl in qt thik coat is pretty good, yeah.

Winter Wyvern deserves mention because holy fuck that voice actor what are you doing stop I shouldn't want to fuck the ice lizard
dota2.gamepedia.com/Winter_Wyvern_responses

Same voice as Alyx Vance.

Which is always odd to me, because she never came across to me that way.
Guess it's the way the lines are delivered.

They keep teasing it dont they

They're too busy praising the "diversity" of the cast even though they're just made of all the racial stereotypes they claim to fight against.

Good god, why does that lady have a gaping hole in the side of her ass?

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Boy have I got a treat for you.
theinternetaccordingtokori.tumblr.com/post/144833062958/alexxdz-thespectacularspider-girl#post-notes

my ayran brother of duplicate interests

Who has Cid from FF15?

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And you are my ayran brother of duplicate integers

I wouldn't fuck a woman

Generate stories (no PR is bad PR)
Get appraisal from SJW (even if they have no intention of doing it, saying it virtue signals)

I wonder if the ass removal incident was out of fear, or if they also suck koolaid?

>>>/tumblr/

And I thought I was the only one.

There's a lot to be said for good voices, user. Embed somewhat related.

Doter has some surprisingly good waifus. Just a shame that most of the game's models are old and borked.

This is terrible.
I feel terrible for reading that.
The Overwatch cast is pretty diverse already. Are they really complaining about not having enough diversity in a game that clearly tried it's hardest to make as diverse a cast as possible?
Do you want a fucking female african warlord in the game? The fuck do they want?

That's the thing user, they don't really want anything except to make money and fame from bitching about shit. If they see someone or something doing better than them or even just getting attention, then they will try to tear it down. They can't stand it if someone is thinking about something other than them.

Confirmed for haven't played it.

They want to bitch. Their identity is embedded in being anti status quo, but since they have full control, they have to keep turning the ratchet.

There isn't even a muslim transgender cripple otherkin in the game you cis white shitlord

Some of the recent fire emblem females look neat, but banking on waifus to sell your game, rather than good mechanics, is kinda dumb

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Dose not help all there all poorly written one note thrash which make them terrible waifus. The one thing they have going for them and nuFE fucks it up anyway.

Hell I would argue they made better waifus when they weren't even trying.

Shit fucked up and posted wrong images

Flatranger especially. Literally a broken model.

All great choices. Here's my contribution.
Micaiah is only hated because of her lack of Sp growth.

Oh wait, the games were meant to be shitty.

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TENRYUU

cancercolle can fuck right off but tenryuu is fuckin ace

The miracle of good marketing, and plenty of blizzdrones putting the the game's name left and right.

let me help you

Very nice

What the fuck kikewheels. I aint have that image.

this

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The purple haired Mymiradon with black clothes and the red trim in Sacred Stones was cool when I was younger.

Then again, I guess I was doing most of the work.

Can you imagine how shit sex with tracer would be like?

This user gets it.

Waifus are a lot more than just what you fap to.
They're who you transpose and kindle your soul with.

pic related

fuck im from bongland and thats a dela breaker.

My gigaton niggers. A waifu is an ideal. Fapfuel is just that

It's not about that. I imagine shit would end up pretty fast

At best it's that they have personalities you like.
Now it's become "people who pretend to be retards attract other retards."

But I'm not against it. Just don't forsake human contact with people that AREN'T cunts.

Obligatory.
I want to marry Teagan.

Hey, man. Sorry about your thread.

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those comments are gold though, every single one of them shuts that bitch the fuck down

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posting superior version
armpit hair and sweat are my fetishes

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I didn't hear you bitching about OP's post. Tracer is a futa in both versions, nigger.

>Everyone uses Teagan acting like a cunt as leverage to be massive cunts towards her after she rejoins your party

I fully regret playing the game after the """bad""" end. I wish I could turn back the clock and fucking murder myself before I experienced the abominations that followed.

This guy gets it

They don't want anything, how the fuck do you people not understand that by now? If they wanted something, they would create their own something (and promptly go bankrupt because there aren't enough of them to matter). They care only about taking away from straight white males what they have created.

I fucked up my quoting

Pubes and armpit hair

Yes thank you for your contribution to this "good" thread

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You're welcome, I hope you have a good day today

You can leave whenever you want.

Hey man, some people dig muff, world dont move to the beat of just one drum.

That wasn't my point, retard.

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Nah.

boo

wah

You mean you don't like thicc asian girl cock?

Hey, I'm not saying that her being a cunt is a bad thing. She was the only one that was thinking with her head straight, and did everything for the sake of her friend that was raised in an abusive and isolated environment. She still acted like a bit of a cunt at times, but that's just because the rest of the party did not have their shit together.

Contrast this to the rest of the party, who were all lazy and stupid dropout shits that were not only stupid, but also retarded, and massive cunts to Teagan on a much grander scale than Teagan could ever have achieved – and for no reason! Teagan is a saint that acted the way she had to in order to get everyone to get their shit together, while the rest of them were just irredeemable cunts. The only reason the world did not freeze over is asspull writing.

Not my point again, retard. Also

Oh so what you're trying to really tell me is that you just don't like thicc sweaty girls.

nice sage fag

Now this i can get behind.

and fuck.

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sheggy mi neggy 2 be honnet famfambalam

naw imm jus sayin b

That word doesn't mean what you think it means. Here, let me educate you.

Wrong.

You know if that gif was actually grammatically correct instead of intentionally using broken english for the sake of muh meme it might actually have had enough syllables in the sentence to fit with the animation.

the man-eater bug has an special ability, but you need to put him face down first to be able to use it.
His special ability is to kill a monster when you flip the card up.
So putting that card face up is the most retarded thing to do.

so, how did it ended?

You have alright taste user.

Maybe we can see them in actual vidya if arcade comes to consoles/PC.

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We talking waifus already?

Finders get out

IBO may be shit but it gave us a thick christmas cake

I've played through RD three times, and Micaiah was trash my first two playthroughs. The last playthrough I did she was fucking unstoppable though; mag and sp capped early. Also, is it just me or has character development for units in the most recent games been thrown out the window? It seems like all the units you get are tailor-made waifus with one-dimensional personalities. The characters that drive the story are usually fine when it comes to this, but all the other units just seem bland outside of their one quirk. I guess I just don't feel the attachment to my units like I used to.

Micaiah is probably the closest FE girl to being my waifu.

This is pretty accurate. I disagree that it is fine to fap to things other than your waifu though. Looking and even admiring is one thing, it is pretty hard to completely avoid porn of other characters, but getting intimate with other characters isn't right to me.

So shit girls from shit games?

There seemed to be actual stuff to do in that game, but isn't it just going to be casual as fuck grinding bullshit? It's really nice seeing the characters move though.

a beautiful, young, orcifu from an overhyped mediocre rpg. i can imagine living in morthal and having little orc babies with borgakh

There has never been a more apt time for me to use this image. The Lifestyle section kind of reminds me of some of Kierkegaard's work.

The average overwatch fan's fantasy girl

pic related satiates all of my fetishes at once
god I fucking hate this game but their artist is the god of waifus

If only the person who designs the gameplay was half as competent as their artist, but nope it has to be about minute long combos and zero footsies and isn't even as good as the shit game its copying (MVC2)

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but that is a masculine trait.

Yes and so are brown skin, dominant personality, love for violence, and relatively short hair

there is nothing wrong with liking girls with masculine traits or boys with feminine traits :^)

Good taste, but the husbando thread's two blocks down

do you have any facts to back that up?

Men working outside get brown. Women working inside stay white. Also maybe long hair gets in the way of the work men do? I don't know, but I don't like short hair. Maybe long hair looks better on everyone, but men can't afford the luxury.

In most cultures, the women stay inside and want to have pale skin because that means that they don't have the kind of manual labor job that requires them to work outside like farming or military. This is similar to how being muscular is a masculine trait, because it comes from doing masculine activities.

How many men do you know with long hair? Now compare that to how many women you know with long hair.

The only good thing about this game.

depends entirely on the region these days

too hot for it now tho