4 AM

Had work today, at least I brought beer after I finished.
Whats everyone drinking tonight?
ARE YOU READY TO MAKE CATBRA'S GREAT AGAIN!

Pure love
Caught up to Tomo-chan yet?

Complaining aimlessly is the point of these threads.

>cleaned up today
>someone drew more of me wifi
Shit's been going well lately. A little too well.

Of course nigger.

Forgot the damn link.

It's in the FRIDAY NIGHT thread

Feels like only yesterday I was outside watching the fireworks in the sky and drinking the pain of 2015 away

Eh, boring old shit, nothing special

Ya got trips. That's fun.

This is the time and the place.

But that's no reason to not make every second count!

I haven't had a drink in 4 days now. Not being hungover is nice. Being able to dream about the waifu again is nice, too.

I'm drinking coffee for the first time since kidney stone and its actually got me pumped up.

Link that tomboy comic damn it.

I still feel like xmas was only a week or two ago. I was supposed to do stuff this year too, oh well.

okay so im going to say this loud and clear so everyone can read me. You are not a meme, and you wouldn't meme a car would you?.

Oh shit I did
Well it was still the same boring old shit, trips aren't hard to get anyway

DOES THAT MEAN YOU PASSED IT?

Well, so I just woke up and not only did I felt that slimy feel under your foreskin when you fap. Even if I'm pretty sure I have been nofapping for a month now, shit got even wierder when I found a blonde hair in my boxers.

The creepy part is the only one in my house at the moment that has long blonde hair is my little sister
She already has a boyfriend

How long ago was this?

Are you a faggot or not?

I actually have been pretty active lately, you know that though.

No it just means I wanted to not be close to falling asleep through the whole thread like I have been the last few nights.

That's overrated anyways, playing vidya, jerking off, contemplating suicide, and getting old is the life

Stop ruining fun.

Guys I
Think it's best if we all try to not be depressed.
thanks for listening

OKKK, I'll try it

You know what you must do.

So you raped your sister in your sleep then?

I'd like to at least travel once before I hit 30 though.

Well, I'm drunk again and up past when I should sleep.

I plan on drinking further until I regret my decision tomorrow followed by another awful day at work and more heavy drinking and repeat this cycle, as usual.

On the plus side, I had a good night with friends before they all left.

I'm good at ruining shit

Nah, can't be fucked

should be great, still need to play it though.

Tomboy gets called pretty then blushes, 3cute5me.

Keep drinking no hang over

no

Start sleeping with a camera recording you and see if it happens again. Then post the video here!

Yes do it, drink all your sorrows away. Embrace it jimbo.

Well I do have a record of sleepwalking, and then I do have also a record of raping my sister in her sleep.

So that's exactly why I'm scared.

Shut up loser

I'd rather roll around all day in my self pity thank you

What you drinking?

It happened a few hours ago.
Capped it for posterity

Easier sad then done.

Yeah I'm sure.

Tomboys probably blush the worst when called pretty.

You should. The only good part is the writing tbh fam.

it's been a month now since I quit my shitty minimum wage job. Still got, around 1600 bucks, might move out, pay first 2-3 months of rent so I can get the autismbux. Expecting stuff from amiami in the mail. Got the beers, canned ham and piss bottles ready for E3. That's pretty much it.

Wait what!

What happened? Details

Lots of details.

You didn't answer the second question

The answer is bi-scum
I've never felt happier during my time with him.

So I finally beat the flagship in FTL
Turns out all you have to do is pump shit into evasion and get a decent weapons setup.

I've also been reading up a lot on how much of a scandalous demon Hillary Clinton is and I only hope more and more she gets indicted

So did you pass it yet?

Every day brother.

Bourbon until death, user. Bourbon until death.

Whats coming in the mail?

Do you love him?

Well when I was a retarded horny teenager I used to grope and hump my little sister while she was sleeping.
I thankfully grew out of it by the age of 15.

its 10am here

Not slept tonight because of hype and codeine abuse. The hype is because of the call of cthulhu focus interactive e3 trailer. Also there was a infograph or one of those stories of Bethesda and the shit they did to the promising IP, I became over-natural interested in what it said like how Bethesda fucked the studio and the xbox version became so shit it was unplayable, ect.

There is no way she wasn't awake from that, she liked it

I haven't had anything to eat today and the only food in my house is a bunch of canned ingredient shit like tomato paste and one incredibly stale hamburger bun. Apparently the 2 or 3 servings of leftover rice got eaten without anyone thinking that maybe I need to eat sometimes too.

I cant get her out of my head.

Ive actually self-sabotaging with other women now.

Why cant I forget?

How the fuck are people THIS desperate?

Still haven't passed it.

And don't hope on Clinton getting indicted. Clinton is an easy ship to sink. Bernstein is a commie but I have a feeling would be harder in the long run.

Damn I could go for a drink. Might just skip my pills tomorrow and buy some bourbon, any recommendations?

How old was she?

Was she cute?

Weren't these threads supposed to be banned because they inevitably spiraled into avatar faggotry and blogposting? How the fuck do you even manage to get depressed?

Traveling is alright but kinda overrated in my opinion, that said I only ever went to a resort in a central American shit hole. Going to some place like Japan might be interesting for the sex tourism, but If I was going to go anywhere it'd be some cottage in Montana or Oregon, somewhere with mountains.

Eat the tomato paste, I dare you

I grew up in a really conservative family.

My school taught about how masturbation was a sin but never mentioned incest, so I tought it was okay.

there is no chance that she didn't wake up. she probably remembers.

The important thing is she didn't tell anyone.

…yet…

Seriously I bet she's a ticking timebomb of confessions. Just wait until she learns about rape from feminists.

You're gonna have to kill her.

Love? I'm not entirely sure. He's the only person who showed me any affection and I still can't figure out what I feel other than sadness.

I thought that was common fucking knowledge.

Make tomato soup out of the paste.

Yeah Japan is the one place I want to go really. I'd weeb out and have a blast

I'd go to thailand for sex tourism

I.W. Harper my friend. It's the smoothest, most beautiful drink on the market. Drink it on the rocks and experience a new level of joy. It's fucking glorious.

You still haven't passed your kidney stone? Try to get a hold of some hardcore pain pills and buy that bottle of booze and prepare for the night of your life. Not the good kind.

Nice b8 m8 i rate 9/11

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER!?

I can get behind this.

Hillarys voter base is fucking ginormous though, and suck her clit constantly
I'm scarred for Hillary managing to sweep Trump at the final elections

Was it spooky? I really liked Dark Corners of the Earth.

Lets see, when it started I was starting puberty so she should've been around 8

Nigga I was a little 10 year old degenerate.

Did he seem ok with it?

Maybe you should try to be gay user.

Sounds like more than dry humping and groping user.

I can't cook anything that makes a smell or my family will get woken up by it and go apeshit.

I hope don't; I know she wouldn't be able to forgive me and it's one of those things you cringe in disgust when you think about them.

It's too early to be edgy.

I asked my mother why can't siblings have sex
She said it would fuck up the baby
It's that simple nigger

Even at that age, and even the dumbest tards know about common sense.

If you want to get AIDS and fuck ladyboys or get fucked by a ladyboy sure, at least in Japan you'll just get Gonorrhea or something cureable from a cute nip whore in soapland

just these two plus some amiibo because they were cheap and I'm a pleb

Any of you fags hear about this?

According to confidential Sony emails that were posted to wikileaks, Bill Murray is apparently being forced into promoting the new Ghostbusters project.

wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/104704

At this point I wished it'd just come out so I can get this over with.

Eh she has tons of baggage and Trump fights dirty.

It probably won't stink too much. If you want to go pure ghetto and are really hungry just boil some water and dump the paste in once you get back to your room.

Then have fun spending the rest of your days in a constant state of paranoia.

I didn't even knew what incest was. And I used to watch porn with my sister so we wanted to try things when we were really young.

Then she wasn't intrested anymore and I still was. And so on; you don't really think straight when you have all those hormones in you.

You get used to it.

This has been known for a while at Holla Forums.

You were retarded.

Good evening, 4am. Hospital here. Tonight is kinda sad. It's the last night for some of our 4th years. I bought them dinner from the French place a couple of blocks from here. These residents have been with me for 4 years now, some longer as med students. I'm sad to see them go their separate ways, but proud of how far they've come. They're good folks and we've been through a lot.

A toast then, to fond friends and new beginnings, to sad days and hard times, to all the residents that are and were and will be. May they never grow bitter, may their days be long, and their night shifts be short and boring.

I've always read that 99% of those places turn away baka gaijin and the few that let them in just give them the oldest nastiest ladies there though.

If I actually went to thailand I'd be killing myself after anyway so

The first one is great! Underboob is the best.

For you lads not rolling around in autismbux, what do you do for cash?

No, I was a fundamentalist catholic with no access to the internet

Also, sorry for the blog post. I had words to say and nowhere else to say them.

Thats what I'm saying user. Try to buy some pain pills off the streets and store a bottle of booze because passing a kidney stone is awful. Without the pain pills and booze you just sit there and cry for hours. With the pills and drinks, you cry for hours but it feels better. I hope it passes easily though.

busboy

I bet they are happy to have such a great guy to help them along and teach them stuff!

Work shitty dead end jobs until I almost snap, then quit and live off the money for as long as possible.

Work a shitty job 40 hours a week
I can afford games but no time to play them

He seemed okay. Only time will tell how this plays out.
Yeah, I probably will. I feel far more relaxed with guys.

Thailand is sounding better and better, other than that AIDs thing.

those figures are burning a hole in my wallet, I think I developed an addiction

I'm fucked bros, I have no idea what games I want to play. I just finished HL2 for the first time. Recommend me something that will make me love life again please.

amem

I spend most of it by giving it to my friends actually

I was that shit too. I wasn't that stupid. Stop making excuses you degenerate.

h-hours? I thought it was wham bam and done

When you gonna see him again?

I had to stop myself really hard from buying about a dozen Ritsu figures a month ago. Every time I buy one I find 2 more I want too.

You deserve better user

I'm "retired". What this means is I have a meager savings from working like a decade ago before Bill Clinton's housing bubble burst and I'm a cheap fuck and don't spend any of it while freeloading off my parents.

I'm not making excuses, I'm just trying to figure out how did I grew up to be a degenerate.

...

Tomboy embarrassment is always cute though.

Thats most fate games though.
Apart from the sex scenes which are pretty badly written but funny.

2lewd.
I need to get more figs but they cost too much and I am a poorfag.
Nice though.

It is, how did you develop good taste?
Are you sick?
Are you dieing from the kidney stones?

Maybe that's true.

Also why the fuck would you waste your life going to Thailand to be a fag for your last hours and not go to some African shit hole and and attempt to become a genocidal maniac? smh tbh fam you're not even creative with your suicidal end game fantasies

Fallout 2

My family are super light sleepers so I guarantee they'd wake up from it. I just gave up and ate some uncooked ramen I found behind some shit in the cabinet instead. It was terrible but at least I feel less hungry.

...

No idea. I'm hoping we can still be friends.

What kind of games do you like? Maybe play the HL2 episodes

Nice quads

I can be your friend, user
I hope you like surprise sex and nonstop chinese cartoons

It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't looking for an apartment. The only one I got so far is the one my HS friend lives in, he still smokes weed on a daily basis and I've quit years ago.

You fag he only has one waifu he is just posting tomboys too.

Yes, somedays there a sweet tsundere and affectionately call you an idiot as well.

Not true.

what kinda surprise sex?

You take that back you fucking queer

You'll one day come around to see that I was right all along!

Ehhh I'd rather spend my last few weeks getting trashed and banging dozens of asian whores in threesomes than running around with niggers before I die of dehydration or getting run over by an elephant.

Thats just sad. And this is coming from a guy who eats canned food cold all the time because Im too depressed to cook it.

Just make sure he is ok with the gay stuff and isn't freaking out too.

This is true. But the game's a grinding game of rock, paper, scissors

This is pretty much what I do fam.

Enjoy your worms.

(checked)

I hope things doesn't get too awkward between you two, you seem to have a great relationship

What does he think of your weebshit?

...

Oy vey!

says the guy who plans to bang as many shit-teir asian whores as he can afford

We're onto you

Shhh, don't tell the goyim

here m8
It looks good, its probably a fps with some puzzles. If you have played the new Sherlock games, you know what I mean. They are good games but there is no shilling of the games probably because they are somewhat linear but fun games.

No, it was like eating fucking fiberboard

I think I would have noticed if there were worms, but if there were I'll probably be fine. It's not like worms kill people.

Yes you are.
You denied that, you yourself were naive. You were a dumb kid who didn't know common sense.

I'll try talking to him tomorrow.

Thanks user.

Hey Mark, what are you doing in the 4AM thread?

broke my fucking sleep cycle again, at least im not addicted to porn anymore

One step at a time, user.

If I make them wear yellow headbands, its ok.

If thats you homoko you are already skele mode, worms would fucking kill you.

How'd you kick the habit?

Good luck!

Gas em!

nothing special, but I apparently give great blowjobs so there's that

I don't think he would mind but he's definitely weirded out by it. I forgot to mention I would get a separate apartment but in the same block, the flats there are 1 to 3 rooms plus a small bathroom so it's too small if you're not a couple ;_;

Well good for you

I'd be fine, I gained a little weight recently anyways.

I'm not denying shit, I literally said I was a 10 year old degenerate a few posts ago.

And of course I was a dumb child, as I also said, it's one of those things you cringe out of disgust when thinking about it

Or lightly hit you on the shoulder while blushing calling you a baka.

I don't have a reaction face thats laughing enough for that statement.
Kek.

Im sure I would be able to get through the grind, but rock paper scissors is how the grail war is meant to be.
If you ignore the plot armor and the bs hero's that get summoned some times.

Get out.

That's what Dark Corners was, with some really intense chase sequences thrown in, so if it's anything like that I'm sold.

Thanks Ritsu. I'll try to keep you guys updated.

I'm finally done with classes for this quarter. I moved out and headed back to spend time with my parents. I'm reconsidering what I'm going to do as a major. My only real regret was not trying to date a girl. If I had, I could have finally been able to put 3dpd aside and try to get a waifu without the urge of something I had never tried. That or actually get a decent relationship, but let's be honest that ain't going to happen with women nowadays in my state. So what are your summer plans Holla Forums?

show me

Summer plans are to get a job, and not really much else.

I'm glad I don't have to worry about apartment stuff. Wouldn't want to live in one anyway. Just having neighbors drives me insane already.

Need to slim down before your bf leaves you.

You'll see!

I have to get a job this summer, heres to hoping it won't kill me.

You would have regretted the 3dpd anyway, and hope your waifu can find you soon

Worms can eat their way into your brain, or eat through your intestines and cause shit to leak into your body cavities and turn you septic. Especially if you don't feed them enough!

How?

It was the fact that you tried to blame it on being a fundametalist Catholic without internet, when that describes loads of people.

Or grab you right then and there.

Good job fam

...

my guts have been hurting every time i eat for days, like i ate something that's way too spicy and i need to shit it out as soon as possible. my sister and uncle both have ulcerative colitis.

Just dont gay the thread up too much!

But I wasn't the one who said that.

Theres pills for that you know

I guess I shouldn't be jumping into conclussions.

I suppose you're right, there must've been more factors that explain why I tought that was a good idea back then.

I'll only see being wrong still.

fuck you're right

Whatever, I feel fine now and I have health insurance. I doubt that uncooked ramen has worms in it very often anyways. I've eaten it plenty of times before and I'm still fine.

What was the name of the 4 a.m chat?

Uwaaaa! That pisses me off!

YOU SEE I'M RIGHT

#4amgeneral on rizon

discord.gg/0uOW3OyEBIsywJGF
cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

i didn't know. that's good news, at least.

k

I'll still pray 4 u regardless.

Get out.

WHAT THE FUCK
Don't fucking shill it you bastard

I believe its going to be a slow paced game since what I've heard many of the original team is still on to making this one. if that was not a rumor.

But my guess since the Sherlock games where puzzle games with a more heavy on the story, this game will likely be the same. with good puzzle not retard puzzles but real ones. And Amnesia hide and seek gameplay, with maybe some memos.

Its speculation on my part but I'm hyped since there are not many horror games that is coming out.

Also I would bet money that this game is going to have better puzzles than that over-rated trash that was The Witness, that fucking pretentious ending.

You are always wrong.

don't shill what?
this discord.gg/0uOW3OyEBIsywJGF ?

Yeah I mean I don't know much but I know I've seen commercials shilling for pills for it before

I have to admit. This is funny.

...

Tomboys are cute.

it's about all I've got right now

I got that thanks

Or when you get back after being teased by tomboys for ages, making her blush.

Repeating what I say doesn't prove you right, just shows you don't have the worst taste.

First step was to stop "edging", that shit was the killer, made me keep going for hours. Instead i just did the thing as fast as possible, multiple times until i was tired enough to pass out and sleep afterwards. This way i didnt feel as fucked up and was able to resist the urge for more time.

Then its matter of how much you wanna stop doing this shit, if you havent suffered a lot yet it will be pretty hard.

I always lifted weights and shit but got even more active hobbies to help me resist the urge even more, cardio stuff helps a lot. Until i didnt want to watch\read any porn anymore.

Now i still avoid it because this shit is like drugs, you will never be normal again, but have enough self control that i an browse Holla Forums which is full of it. Btw i have had girlfriends and had sex before i got into this sick shit.

In a sense, I wouldn't regret the lesson. I know that relationships suck, but like with classes, I don't really learn from other people's mistakes as easily as my own. I want the date not to actually get the girl, but to see first hand how shit they are. Only then would I free myself of the burden that is the unknown and delve into waifuism without restraint.

How progressive.

WHERE CAN I GET MORE OF THIS

I win!

We already know this.

Then she grabs you.

What if you find one who is good enough to be a waifu?

What kind of porn are we talking?

So whats stopping you from getting one now?

Burrito's are done. Night everyone.

Is anyone else here a fedorafag who is constantly terrified about how everything is going to die?

rip

kill me

Its 2D, pure love.

Say I am always right and I might tell you.

Snu snu 2lewd.
Struggle snuggle 2lewd too

My waifu is an idea, she can never die!

Going to bed, to dream of mah sweaty waifu.

No, you will live on.

Sleep well.

i would fap to anything, execpt masculinemale-masculinemale porn and stuff with food lol

Whoa whoa whoa, whats wrong with food porn?

Not worth it.

Good night Yakuzafag

Because if I get a waifu but then decide to try out dating, I would be cheating on the waifu. If I get the dating out now, I won't have that temptation when I do find my waifu. A waifu is for loving forever is it not? So why would I cheat on her?

thats where i draw the line, some thing just dont mix

...

Just hold off your search for a waifu until you date some?

Girls eating is the cutest though.

Sorry I'm late. Was roleplaying.

Gun loaded and noose tightened. For Honor looks a little fun, but then again, uPlay.

If you watch some of the earliest films ever made (over a century ago) then you know that every single actor you see is dead. Do you think the universe your waifu lives in has immortality? And if it does, do you think that matters if there is no life left that can understand the concept of a "waifu"?

what were you replaying as?

So who's going to be drinking along with Broteam's E3 drinking game?

Night, the tomboys pure love will always live on.

Accepting the truth is hard for you fags in denial.

Have you seen Fate/Extella is coming out in jp soon?
They are getting a Nero Oppai mouse pad for it.

It's a crossover scenario with some elements of the Witcher and Warhammer Fantasy mixed in with Avatar. To be more specific, that time span in between TLA and LoK.

It's pretty fun.

Bro Team needs a fucking intervention, he shouldn't be doing more drinking games.

sounds like it could be good

I think the whole heat death thing with the universe is bs. So yeah the universe is immortal in a way.

And shes a metaphysical concept anyway, it doesn't matter whether or not anything is there to appreciate her. She is and will always be.

You seem to really want me to be gay, you got something to say bb?

It is. I lucked out with the person I'm RPing with being Toph, arguably best gril in the series. And she knows this and talks way too fucking dirty.

Like, she has grade A+ grammar, but she's going to hell for making God himself blush

I have and I am super excited. Not for the Nero mouse pad because I don't like them personally and >Nero

If he's doing a stream I might watch his since that fat canacuck always cracks me up when he's pissed.

You are gay though.

That's the plan.

Is it a dude and you are referring to toph as she or what?

You too? Your boyfriend wouldn't be happy knowing you are lusting after me. Why won't you fags just leave me alone! I'm taken!

you're having fun with it

If you enjoy poking fun at Gundam Unicorn you might have some fun tonight.

Good luck! What do you plan on doing to meet girls when out of school?

What I want is for you to stop being a faggot is all.

Yeah its sad you can't get a Tamamo version of the mouse pad.
But she is a playable character so thats great.
Think they might announce they are gonna translate it for west so that should be nice

He's too far in denial to accept people telling him the truth to his face.

I like to think of this person as she, 'cause theres no way a dude could get into this level of nitty gritty.

I'm being spoiled rotten and I love it.

good for you

Guys always do the best roleplays as girls because they know what guys want to hear, sorry

Hello.
I need a hug

No, you act like a flamboyant homo and everyone realizes it.

They just want you to watch.

I never really liked oppai mouse pads to begin with. Probably because if I did I wouldn't like it just in case someone did enter my room. Although my current mouse pad is just as bad but in a different direction.

What's wrong user?

Whats wrong user?

Well go find your mother then
I'm not a faggot like you

Hug your waifu pillow

*hugs*

Tell us about it, user

I dunno. One of the best RP's I've had experiences with is a female. She may go to mass but boy howdy is she dirty

Catholic girls are always dirty.

I made a small reaction webm today, i am whoring it out here because nobody checks the webm threads since well it's full of random stuff.
I hope it gets some usage, have a nice morning guys.

Hey, that's pretty good

My mother is nowhere near me

Don't have one.

I had a fight with a close friend and will probably no longer speak to them, it hurts

C'mere you

Thanks!

You too user!

I guess that's true, 2 + 2 will always be 4. Our memes and waifus will outlive us even if there is no life left in the universe, and even if they would only be "theoretical memes" (like every future meme we haven't unearthed yet).

DELETE THIS.
I need a hug too.

That feeling hurts. What happened?

Go see them tomorrow and apologize

What was the fight about?

Why do you think you can't make up?

I got one and it is really comfy.
But my family doesn't care about it since they know I am an un-saveable weeb by now.

>Friend
Who needs friends when you have alcohol?

...

First, go to the gym. I'm tall and skinny so I'm wanting to gain a bit of muscle. Though this is more because I feel week so i want to improve myself. While doing that I'll look up public events happening in town/look around the community college. I'm not likely to just find one out of the blue with this area of approach, so I could try finding a community group that has similar interests to join. If I really need to, I'll get involved in some church group, as other people use that for getting together. I just don't want a slut right off the bat though.

So how about those video games, guys?

Luckily for me they haven't picked up on it and just believe I am a social outcast. Despite that I am a waifu pillow hugging weeaboo. Even my best friend believes I just enjoy animu despite how much he hates all that shit.

This. Not really, shit hurts.

Their okay.

sick shit

If Trump just runs obama's old ads the entire election I'd bust a rib laughing.

I've heard good thing about the church group thing. Guy from the thread went to a bunch and met some really great girls.

see

It's not something I can apologise for. It's kind of an inevitability as to what happened

Video games

What happened? You can tell us.

What happened you nigger
Tell us in detail

I just keep my power level hidden when I go outside.
Not much of an social outcast but then again I am barely social.
Ethy-chan is love, Ethy-chan is life.

Stop being ambiguous, give us the details

Video games?

HL2 Episode 1 and 2

Vidya games

Video gameus

It hurts.

Achtung, my baaaarothers; we must remove communists after eating this grass.

He fell in love with me and I fell in love with someone else. He didn't take it well

...

You made me remember and now I get stuck with THIS!

Video gam

Video gaem

I haven't played a video game that made me say "I am having fun right now" in several months.

user, is your friend gay?

Are you sure he hates you?

I'm not into cuck stuff

Give it time, maybe he will come around.

Vido gae

HOLY SHIT IS THAT YOU KAIKI?

I need more tea

Church groups are pretty good for meeting nice people, but if you place has an easter camp you can try that and meet a ton of people.
Lots of alcohol and sluts in that from what I've heard.

Will he figure out Tomo is cross dressing?!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON CUTE TOMO-CHAN!

So some gay guy expected a hopefully straight guy to date him?
What a fucking idiot

Yeah and I filtered you, you autistic redditfag shitposter

Vid gay

If he won on them it would be worth more than a chuckle

Stop being an edgefag

Viya gies

ARMA 3 can be fun if you're teamed up with people who know what they're doing but have some humor

Hey, makorrasami and korvirasami are things. And I'll be damned if I can't get a threesome with cocoa girl and CEO Asskicking lady.

It doesn't even matter anymore man
Give up

Voodoo gaimu

Maybe the problem will solve itself over time. Why is 4am filled with gays?

No. Not gay

Considering he removed me on steam and has said he'll talk to me in a month or two, probably

How is everybody?

Sore from asshurt

because you're here

I'm more introverted than I like to be so I rarely talk unless it is needed. Because of that I never talk about my hobbies. That one friend's the only one who I do talk about shit I do and even then I keep some shit kept away because he's pretty against some of shit I do. A lot of weeab shit and Holla Forums in general.

I'm dying for a drink right now. It's been too long since I've had liquor.

Because this is the gay hugbox of Holla Forums

Is he gay or are you a girl
Or is she a girl
I'm confused

I'm drunk. How can we best serve the God Emperor, Holla Forumsfags?

If he removed you and said he'll talk to you later, you don't want to be with him friends or otherwise, he's a controlling emotional loser who should stop being a dramafag

Either this is going to be another "user and his room-mates" scenario or you're a girl

It runs like shit on my computer at lowest settings and I'm not really a fan of "reelizm for the sake of reelizm".

I'm gay too, show boipussi

Find Huey, he has it

If you are a girl you need to stop baiting guys along. I'm not saying guys and girls can never be friends. But it has to be very clear from the get go thats whats going on and the girl needs to drop out if she thinks the guy is falling for her.

I'm doing pretty good tonight, how about you?

The thread ends up gay with or without me, it's not my fault. Anyways, at least I'm not you.

Jesus, how many gays do we have now?

Because and it's Holla Forums. /cuteboys/ infests this place.

Shitpost goyim. Shitpost.

Pretty good fam. Just wish I had something to drink.

Go to explicitly gay places. It will make you more confident, because ugly fuckers get laid too.

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Give him some time to figure things out. He's probably just confused.

Aye

Check out ARMA 2 until your computer gets swol.

Like I said, find people that know what they're doing but they goof off just for shits and giggles

feels bad man that ugly fuckers, kids, and animals are getting laid before me

The latter
I really didn't want to have to say this shit-but I have literally no other place to say it.

Since we're all faggots, who is the better twink in Trails of Cold Steel, Gaius or Jusis?

I am well. Gawker fucking dying put me in high spirits. Of course it's only the beginning. We've gone from boogeyman to Sysphian watchdog. I like how important that feels.

well if you were me you wouldn't be shit

what'd I do?

You know the drill, user.

tits or gtfo

So she's a girl
I'm still confused

You asked for it.

Being a gay virgin is a matter of degrees. Have you never touched a dick? Because you could be getting fucked virgin forever while losing your fucking virginity at 14, or vice versa.

lemme see the tiddie

I want to hear more about your situation
Tell me more user

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I was quoting you faggot.

That's silly user. Girls don't exist on the internet. The closest there is ever on here are trannies and even then they're just mutilated men.

Neither, when wizard powers come I'll join forces with other Holla Forumsirgins and magic HL3 into existence

well don't violate me like that

Yeah I know, it's fun to pretend though

That pic cracks me up every time.

I barely followed that. They went bankrupt or something right?

I bet that kike resurrects it as some other business anyway.

Ritsu has now exceeded your gayness and is a magnet to the other fags.

I have one friend who I can sorta talk about my weeb shit with, otherwise I just post on /a/ so I can talk to others.
I work on checkouts so I have learnt not to be introverted though, need hard liquor to survive that.
Vodka-chan is my life.
Just need to find better friends to talk about this shit with.
What do you drink normally?

Lucky on 6 more years till wizard hood for you, closer to it than me.

Gawker is dead.
wsj.com/articles/gawker-declaring-bankruptcy-will-be-put-up-for-auction-1465578030

Fucking same. I've been resisting until my mic arrives so I can at least pretend I don't just drink alone though.
What do you usually drink?

What vidya have you guys been playing recently, brehs?

Mine is pic related

oh my gosh haha someone said they're a girl hahahahaha this is sooooooo crazy hahahaha let's give them special attention like we would if there was a chance that we could fuck "her"

I just wouldn't be TOO afraid, user-chan. A disruption to the relationship of that scale is like putting a bruise on it. Some people will be just fine after they heal up from it. Of course, some won't, but what the fuck do I know about relationships

Nothing

That's not how fag magic works. We don't make a creative force like straight fags (unless you something horrible like unholy summoning magic or have sex with a woman) through sex or its deferment, we have to choose a path, to be solar or lunar, masculine or feminine. Anyone who stays in the warrbly middle ground ends up dating their twin and becoming a stunted narcissist.

At least I'm not the gayest in the thread anymore.

(nice)

I've been working on a doom level.

Its been a month or so since I last had vodka too.
Suffering more than I thought I would.

Yep thats why the threads been a lot less gay until homoko showed up tonight. Makes sense.

Still on my NES kick. Adventure Island all night long.

I just want to know what the fuck is going on
This relationship bullshit is confusing
This is why I stick to my waifu

guess I'm too late to partake in the events

Nigga u speaking my language

Have you tried Nazo No Murasamejou yet?

How about Castlevania 1 and Akumajou Densetsu?

Post it when you're done.
I can take over as primary faggot if you want.

not really

Hi Bel
What's going on with you

There's nothing more to say.
All that time.
All those games we played, all that shit talking and banter.

I hope you're right user, I really do.

but user I'm straight

Well then whatever, you fucked it up dickhead
No-one believes you're a chick either, try harder next time

Yep, especially now that someone claiming to be a female is going to take advantage of the friendly nature of these threads.

I'll add them to my list! And I've really been meaning to play the old castlevanias just haven't gotten around to it yet.

Not as many as you may think, considering the majority of them are probably prison gay.

Do finals count

If he's actually angry at you for not developing feelings it's not worth stressing out too much about it. I mean it's understandable to want some space after being rejected, but it's not like you can dictate who you're interested in.

Ritsu I don't even post in these threads and I know how big of a faggot you are just from seeing your posts while scrolling by. Just accept it, you're a faggot

I'll do it.

I would love to talk to others about my shit but it's near impossible without it being fucking awkward IRL. Online it's piss easy but that's the same issue with just finding friends in general.

Kahlua, wine or vodka. Either of those works for me. I can't stand the taste of beer.

What's your brand? Just to beg your temptation.

I tried that once but nobody believed me

I will, I still have to do half a level's worth of monster placement and almost all of the lighting and decoration so it's gonna be a while.

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I mean it

What is it you're looking forward to next? Do you want more arcade-ish games? A hardware squeezer? Something awkward and cute for the hardware? Something long term?

I'm literally the straightest man here.

I just look for quality. If it feels really well crafted then I'm in heaven.

Tequila and stouts

God I love this pic. Wish i'd screencapped the convo

This is low quality posting
We all know your gay
Like the time you e-fucked Joey and tried to get him to buy shit for you

Considering how much faggotry you've encouraged in this thread alone, you're suspect at the very least.

wow what an accomplishment

pic related

Not really, maybe just second or third gayest.

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Haven't lost control.

Beat the new Yoshi game earlier today and getting ready to do an art stream, so it's all good.

Just cause I scam shit from faggots, that doesn't mean I'm gay

You ok with linking your stream?

don't be gay

So, you're saying Ritsu with a dick wouldn't turn you on.

I don't believe you. I don't even believe that you wouldn't like it more than regular Ritsu.

you are now aware that her left eye is too high

Working night-shifts until I'm through community college
As an evil cis white male, the only scholarships were performance-based
Aspies never tire from bragging about their autismbux, do they?

You did gay shit to do it though

It's not though.

whether you're gay or not you're still a fucking chubby chaser and that's infinitely worse than being a homo

Sure. Let's believe that.

If that's what you want to call chasing after guys sure.

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Fuck sake Codemonkey.

You barely post in the threads so it has to be Ritsu's fault.

sure sure.
Denial is a stage of grief you can move pass and accept the truth you know.

Yeah the few I have meet IRL were mostly casual faggots with shit taste.
Still would be awkward as hell IRL until you get to know people with equal power levels though.

Smirnoff Red Label, cheapish good taste, good alcohol %
Will buy more Tuesday After my Defensive force fitness test

Waiting until Tuesday till I can buy some
Shitty 7.2%alc beer helps fill the void till I can get more

Please ritsu I don't have a laughing reaction face good enough for that.

Wait this one might work.

add me on steam:
steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee/

ty

Let me help you.

The "HOLY FUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIICK" games for the NES as far as hardware squeezers go are

What.

Sure.

hitbox.tv/BigBanter

Ain't gonna start until about 7 hours from now.

Gonna take a nap, then I'll be ready to do that art stream.

I don't really have much of anything to talk about anymore, and I've been working on this doom map 5-8 hours a day so I can't even lurk a lot of the time.

I don't remember this… It from the manga?

Thanks muchly

I just beat kirby's adventure the other day. Far too easy. I do need to try my hand at battletoads sometime but I hate the whole "restart from the beginning if you die x amount of times" games.

Thanks! I'll try to drop by.

Still laughing at this and you.

I barely have things to talk about in the thread too, still post sometimes though.
And I didn't know the new Doom had map making tools, is it for multiplayer then?

Ew.

You're flirting with men constantly. That's pretty fucking gay even if you're just pretending.

You're a fag, Ritsu. Just admit it.

Ritsu just come out already. I won't judge you. The people who would judge you are doing it already.

Can you all fuck off? Ritsu is not gay, how about you stop obsessing with him being gay because you have nothing better to fucking do, and go back to self loathing about your miserable fucking lives?

Smirnoff is alright. Have to mix my vodka so I don't dry retch for some reason. It's great with some fresh juice but fuck me if I can keep a drop of it down unmixed.

LEAVE RITSU ALONE

How hard is Ritsu fucking you to say that right now?

It keeps getting funnier.

Eh I stopped that shitposting months ago.

Git Gud

JK, there is no gitting gud at Battletoads, it's all memorization

As far as games I've always enjoyed:
Single Player games:

Couch Multi

OH SHIT GUN SMOKE

Thats one of my major nostalgia games for the NES.

Like I've mentioned before I only have plebbit fags with shit taste or the one friend I have visit me every now and then to watch shit animu who dislikes a lot of weeab shit.

Well, I'm off to sleep. Good night to all the fags still awake. I shall return with more crazy bullshit.

The only drink I have thrown up from was absinthe, drank half a bottle then took a shot, and the shot didn't agree with me.
Pepsi mixes nice with it too, but I can drink it straight easily.

I don't know whats worse to deal with really, shit taste fags or people who dislike it.
Probably the shit taste fags.

Welp, I'm going to bed. See you guys.

P.S. WTF is the source of that fucking cat lingerie? I keep seeing cosplay thots rock it and I haven't the slightest idea what it's on about. Is it the new "Keyhole boob sweater"?

I'm still not sure what feels more lonely. Actually being lonely or being surrounded by others you can't really talk about anything. Both hells are awful regardless of which one is worse.

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Night
The tag is cat_lingerie but the source was one drawing ages ago which caught on on 2ch/jap sites.
And it is the new crazy like key hole sweater, died down a bit now.

Both are hells but the best escape is surronding yourself with Ethy-chan and drinking while watching cute girls.

It's not for nudoom, it's for the real doom.

Thats better than, no idea which older doom was still alive though.

I might try get myself some $10 white wine or some shit this week. Just something cheap so I can at least join in on the Brote drinking game.

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pls

I prefer cider to wine, but as long as it gets you drunk its fine.

Ritsu is pretty feminine. Food for thought.

I had a cherry and lime cider the other day and it was tasty as fuck

probably

Cough medicine can get you pretty fucked up if you cant afford alcohol.

Exactly.

I'm not that desperate. Sounds fucking disgusting.

Something to try if you're ever bored and sober though.