New Pokemon

The dog has anime companion bait written all over it.

Is the hat on her head meant to resemble a rooster's crown to symbolize that she wants cock?

The fakes thus far have been hilarious.

It's actually a flower, if you view it from behind.

Second one is real.

So it symbolizes that she wants to be deflowered then

And so it begins

The artist came clean yesterday user, I'm sorry.

I like clown seal.

I'll never love again.

I feel fucking betrayed.

gotta porn fast

Anyone who thought that was real should be legit checked for mental disorders.

It's clear those were too edgy to even begin to be real.

You deserve it user

Face it user, you set yourself up for this.

The important question is…
How long until porn of Iwanko?

thank fuck

asscreed owl and the cat are fucking lame as fuck

I loved the designs too much. Now I'll inevitably have to settle for inferior designs

Don't lie, clown seal is ballin'.

buffclown is decent, just the other two sucked ass

Fuck it. I wanted these to be real. We now have to wait to see what low-effort bullshit gamefreak gives up.

We can only hope the designs aren't to bad.

*us

with a name like I-wank-o it's hard to believe it's not easier to find.

What if split evo starters instead of the single line like we have had so far in all past games

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>Implying you have any taste at all

Now that I realize the cat is a cannon, I don't feel so ambivalent about it.
What a shame.

But which one of these pokemon would you FUCK, Holla Forums? Important questions.

Would it be bad if I wank to Iwanko?

That is not the second image I posted. Or even one that I have saved.

Rowlet or maybe even Popplio if it's final evolution's cute. Litten 3edgy5me.

It was about time.

Forgot the face.

Technically, most rock types are fuckable.

After thinking about it, you're kinda right.

…Unless someone has a dinosaur fetish. Then there's a few fuckable pokemon with rock as one of their types.

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That thing fucks you instead of getting fucked.

It's like one of those mountable dildos I saw a while back.

So how long after release until we mod the fake starter evolutions in?

Doing the Lord's work user. Thank you.

Never.

Fuck you for being right.

It's not even the right kind of dog what the fuck

fake

Pokemon can't be fucked, they don't have genitals or a sex drive.

wew casual

But then how do they lay eggs?

magic

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They don't, the daycare people do

It ought to be illegal to be this wrong.

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What could it mean?

I've never been more convinced that something was just shitposting in my entire life

BENIS

Oh you're that one faggot aren't you?
All is explained.

Who are you quoting?

I find the idea of you, the braixen shitposter, calling me "that one faggot" hilarious

An illustrious order of faggots
You should be well acquainted with them, OP

Nah.

Oh, you're not with the guild
You should know freelance faggotry isn't welcome around here, if they catch wind of it they'll cut off your ass, make you an example

They've been doing that shit ever since there was Pokemon threads, pay no attention to them.

split evos obviously

Post your source

In what way is a koala pokemon bad, they're already had kangaskahn so its not like its far removed from their usual shit. The dong on the other hand is another dog, its been done to death sure but I don't see whats bad about it, if it came out in gen 1 or 2 then you wouldn't bat an eyelid at it

I don't get it. What's wrong with the pokemon?

meh, pokemon Sage still looks better than this

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小さな体にヒミツが・・・!!
実は最初のパートナーとなるポケモンもビックリのヒミツを持つ・・・!?

We've seen the regional Pokedex. No space for it.

They obviously fake because they have too much detail and not enough round shapes.

yes please

The water one is actually really good for a fake.

If the evolutions and regional pokedexes were version specific there could be hope for that.

but that's just wishful thinking on my end

So, Alola Region is Australia?

They never went away though

It's pretty obviously Hawaii.

Pretty sure it's Hawaii. Pokemon has never been greatly concerned with geographically accurate wildlife.

Hell, they put the Three Musketeers in the USA a generation before France!

I see, the Koala made me think otherwise.

Fuck you, GameFreak.

With Nekkoala I was expecting a koala-cat. Wonder if it evolves into some kinda giant terrifying extinct koala, to fit the current trend of bear Pokemon. (yes, I know better than anyone that koalas are not bears)

Also, so many puppies are gonna be named Rocky.

Plus, "Alola" is obvious wordplay on "Aloha".

Source?

Are you saying that you wouldn't fuck a tyrantrum?

And we have a weinner.

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atleast it's not a human dick

Yep.
They're not fucking around this time.

tyrantrum isnt pure rock m8

Into the trash it goes.

I will not give up hope until it is confirmed that they are false by nintendo themselves

user said the first fuckable rock type not the first fuckable pure rock type

It looks quite a bit like a boy which is why the females probably will outnumber

Pennywiseal is too good for this world, user. It was never going to happen.

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You only have yourselves to blame

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What? It's a sea anemone. It's impractical sure but it's supposed to be a cute accessorie. What would you have rather had her wear?

No, all puppy types are meant for fucking and loving.

quality meme

Do rock pokemon have genitals though?

I'm sure coating it in your sexual fluids is erotic to them in some fashion.

One can only draw the conclusion that if one variety of pokemon has genitalia than another also does. A definite maybe.
I know you just want that hot geodude dong.

Of course they do
They're always hard

Fuck you Carlos.

From the style of clothing alone I'm fairly certain they'll bring back the customization anyway and probably tout it as a brand new selling point.

Everybody that isn't you because they don't have shit taste. Nate is the best mainline protagonist.

So… you have no source.

Not him but i remember someone mentioning a Burchan thread
Dude made a thread with those sketches and the exif info was form long ago
It's almost confirmed

Now that I think about it: why isn't Golurk a rock type?
He's a fucking golem..

I said I'm not buying this game if he's fake and here we go.

this

diancie is the third most fuckable mon after meloetta and gardevoir/kirlia

I'm so disappointed that it's not real. Fuck. That's a really great design.

I was hopeful, but also had my doubts. Looks like it's back to rowlet. In a way, I am glad. Now I can try to keep myself pure and only find out when I evolve him in game. I expect mild disappointment.

This is great user.

All three of those are actually fantastic.

It's a shame really. What do you think the odds of Nintendo matching that quality are?

Odds are zero. GameFreak has been washed up on Pokemon designs starting with Gen 5 and the elemental monkeys. Haven't you noticed how they started putting way more effort into waifu humans than in decent monsters?

Gen 5 gave us truckloads of good shit like Galvantula, Hydreigon and so on. Having said that I think they can't top the clown seal, that design oozes personality.

more megaevolutions

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No matter what the actual seal evolution is, its going to be a disappointment, I'm just hopeful now that the 3ds is wide open that we can at least make a romhack with the fakemon starter's models edited in.

The clown was too stupid to believe and Owlzio the Edge was just ridiculous.

Though it would have been fun to name the Owl 'Altier.'

Abillities that Nullifies Mega-evolution.

Don't forget how badly botched Samurott is as a concept, which while making sense theoretically basically ruins itself by suddenly going down on all 4 (and staying there at all times) and barely fucking anything depicting it actually drawing its "blades".

That said, Every Gen has at least one Pokemon i like.

He's a golem that's made out of steel. That's why he's a steel type, user.

He's also a fucking mecha

he's a ground type, being made of clay

The 10% and full Zygarde forms have been showed at the Taiwan National Championships

og video
youtube.com/watch?v=nc6Bd4WTvL4

for fucks sake

No, user. He is made of metal. He is made of tempered metal, user. We call tempered metal 'steel'.

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What a shit fest x and y were
Its like they just wanted to shove shit out, game goes for OR and AS
They were so unfinished in comparison to like emerald

Super robots are just ground-type in Pokemon for some reason.

Maybe S&M being Hawaii means we'll finally get to use the tiki souvenir thing that's in X & Y or maybe they'll just replace whatever you'd get from it with a shitty wi-fi giveaway

I would rather choose the koala and the dog rather than the starters.

I'm not upset about no pokemon Z, I'm annoyed that they had to cut end game content and events from x n y so they could finish oras in a year.

I'll probably buy Sun and Moon at release…as long they don't ditch original 3ds support and actually optimize their fucking engine

Disregard this, I suck cocks

I hope there is easter island heads that are not jews
And dolphins
And a cuttlefish

They won't ditch original 3DS, the 2DS was made as the Pokemon machine. It'll still be an unoptimized piece of shit though, just CFW your 3ds.

user, just let it go.

That music is painful to hear and I have only heard it twice so far.
The two shitmon designs are worse than fanmade
Gen6,5 looks like the end

Zygarde forms confirmed.

twitter.com/yoko_clover/status/741594271078191104
twitter.com/yoko_clover/status/741595860543246336

youtube.com/watch?v=l7cW0F4JMsc
youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZ_8s_kWXg

Better footage.

This music is garbage, I really hope it's just unfinished.

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Wait that's Zygarde?

Uh yeah, Zygarde had formes confirmed months ago, user. Even before Sun/Moon was announced.

we gundam now

Not even a genwunner, this is plain fact

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It's hard to top perfection
too bad about having no moves

Mightyena is pretty good if you're playing with a P/S split

The faggots who flip shit about Gen 1 are just as annoying in my opinion. I'm sort of biased as I adore Generation 1 the most but, damn, who cares about whether a pokemon is an animal or not. Gen 1 had a perfect mix of weird shit like Porygon and Magnemite and Exeggcutor and more normal animals. I prefer the sort of zany radical 90's anime monsters vibe and that's just sort if it, I guess. The new Pokemon can be cool sometimes but I just prefer how the old ones were designed.

I mean shit, people pick on Klefki and while I don't really care for him too much, I think the concept of a keychain pokemon could be amazing if done right. Just look at Magnemite and shit; plenty of people love him.

Design over concept. With the artistic talent, anything can be great. I think that the new Pokemon have some talent behind them, but it's just that it's a different kind of talent and the different, changing art style conflicts with what others think of the series. It's sort of the same with Kirby for me, too, when I think of the game I always think of Super Star with it's more 90's anime designs instead of the newer stuff with the more round and goofier enemies. Not that I hate new Kirby; new Kirby is mad solid. I just always sort of preferred that look; it's really dreamy and nice.

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what about houndour?
i personally actually kinda like stoutland

Here's some non-gay furbait for you all.

the /m/ fan in me is happy, though it looks pretty out of place pokemon wise.

the dog is a cute

That's still pretty gay

sure if you're a girl

The official trailer went up.

nigger, these are probably just the starting area pokemon
that's the whole point.
Start out with shitmons then get cooler pokemon later you stupid genwunning casual

I know its accurate for a dog racing breed, but it still looks frail as fuck for a legendary

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desu

Please kill yourself

its an md5hash

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hawt

why
it was actually pretty cute until the swallowing

Am I the only one who likes the dog?

8ch Holla Forums makes a Pokedex when?
8c makes a Pokemon Fan-game when?

So it goes mega during the battle when attacked?
I know Legendaries are often OP, but I hope that form changing shit isn't.

Going off the two trailers here:
It sounds like it should be a rival theme, but I bet it's the wild battle theme.

static1.e621.net/data/2c/ce/2ccedfe4bee89cb4038aed3ce0dfaa09.jpg

Booru filename

I am not sure how to feel about this.
Unless it is very tanky and it has some HP stealing move (like drain punch) it would be a very risky thing to do. Or it could have high atk and a very strong priority move.

that zygarde is kawaii as fuck
I want to pet it

It clearly shows it regains HP after transforming, though.

Oh, I failed to notice that.
That is a pretty good thing.
I wonder is 10% Zyggy is a Dragon type. You know, like Snek Zyggy, who is dragon/ground
Tanking a dragon attack from Garchomp while being weak to it is a fucking lot.
THat being said we don't know IV/EV/Natures of the pokemon used in the trailer.

Zygarde in pretty cute

English Trailer of Zygarde 10% and Full

i dont really like the fact that 10% zygarde is a dog, for some reason

0, 0, neutral. Same as literally every other Pokemon used in a trailer.

How does one know that?

Knowing that, we could make an estimate of Zyggy's stats right?

The music is terrible holy shit

Yes it turns out 100% has huge hp, 200base maybe
The form change at low hp is terrible though

What's that little thing supposed to be?
Looks like a shuppet

Nigga that much Hp is blissey tier of bulk

That is a Zygarde Core

an individual "cell" of zygarde

It's Squishy.

it's a garde dog

Man I know you newfags had shit taste with thinking those leaked evolutions were cool.

Quick, which poge would you fuge?

We had it some time ago.
All of them are children of loki.
10% Fenrir
50% Jormungand
100% Hel

I never thought people could be this autistic about pokemon.

If you honestly thought that then you're the one with some sort of severe brain damage.

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I'd have to say they have never been in any pokemon general to begin with.

Every general is autistic user.

As a result, it goes without saying.

Either that user is too pure for this world or he's the newest newfag to grace newfagland

You girls get triggered too easily, kinda like little babies. You need to relax, femanons.

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"You guys are autistic!"
"No shit."
"N-no need to be t-triggered!"

Do you think pokemon Z is going to be released after sun and moon? They can't remake P&D so soon, and red and green have been ported twice. I think they may fill the gap with Z.

How the fuck does Zygarde even work anyway?

That's nice and all but IS THE GAME ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING HAVE POST E4 CONTENT AGAIN?

The dog should be at least a rock/normal, being brown shouldn't be enough to be considered a rock-type.

It's got rock chips embedded in its neck.

While sort of true,do you really want that poor pup to have a 4x weakness to fighting?

In the anime, there are two of them, and their true forms are a pair of tiny green blobs that can create mindless clones of themselves. The blobs can force the clones to fuse with them to achieve combat-capable forms. Exact numbers of clones to build a form aren't given, just percentages of the available population the blobs previously hid in the "immediate area": 10% of the clones to form the dog, 50% for the snake, and 100% with, implicitly, both the original blobs fusing together to make the dumb mecha thing. How that translates into the game, I don't know.

Maybe the blobs are eggs/party slot fillers and you collect clones in the inventory and spend them during battle to let the blobs temporarily evolve or some shit?

user, why do you cling to hope?
We all know it will be XY/ORAS tier of content, Masuda was clear, he thinks Kids don't have time and are retarded, ei: He wants the Mobile Audience

Because it's all I have left after the abomination that gen 6 was.

What if Gamefreaks saw all the buzz, looked at their own designs, then decided to rip off the fakes because they're hacks?

koalas are shit animals and the dog is literal route 1 trash
comfy owl is neat though
too bad it's gonna be ruined by an ugly evo

I don't really get what is so bad to hate about x and y besides the lack of post game content.

The region had a boring layout that offered no exploration and the NPCs were easier than ever. That's not even including all the frame rate problems.

Outside the new Training and breeding mechanics, there isn't many redeeming qualities in X7Y

The region was very nice. I hope they don't continue with the same level of exploration though. For me at least I don't really care how easy or hard the npcs are. I still think it's a good game regardless of those two faults.

Coliseum and XD explicitly said people and Pokemon can get married, and Gardevoir even holds down her skirt when she jumps in Pokken, Pokemon Pussy confirmed.

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Personnowl

0/10 Too much water -IGN

Shame about the rape clown, it was my favorite.

When the hell did it say that?

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Neither of those games ever mentioned it, faggot

But it didn't, nostalgiafag

The series got better with each gen until they went "we want the mobile audience" in the 6th gen

Actually it peaked with Gen V.

I was mistaken about which game said what, but the point is the same: legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

And there totally was a girl talking about how she was married to a Pokemon in the Gamecube game, I just can't tell the two apart anymore. She was located in that forest area.

Did gen 5 add anything important at all? I honestly cant remember, it just felt like it was gen 4.5 rather than a whole new thing

Gen 2
-Special Att/Def split
-Held Items
-Breeding
-Dark/Steel types

Gen3
-Abilities

Gen4
-Phys/Special split

Gen5
???

Gen 5 added the nonsense of Hidden Abilities and more Wifi capability than Gen 4.

Biggest improvements;
Hidden Abilities
TMs became infinite like HMs
HMs didn't require badges to use
Post E4 wild pokemon/trainer level raising
difficulty modes

Other nice shit;
Hidden Grotto
You could trade directly from the box instead of just with what was in your party
Triple Battles and Rotation Battles
Wild double battles
seasons (They really should have removed it, it gave you a reason to backtrack)
Dynamic music

I am not goint to repeat what said but what makes G5 good is not the improvements, although they are very nice. It is the content itself.

oh boy here we go, immunity on hyperdrive

Also being able to just use a Repel once and having it prompt you when it ran out to use another instead of having to go back into the menu and do it manually.

I wish there was a way to increase IVs rather than have to breed and grind so many more pokemon. Do you think they would add that feature? It gets so tedious trying to hatch so many eggs to get the right nature and egg moves.

Yeah, if it gets a decent evolution with a good movepool it would be fun for doubles and for switch in shenanigans.

How about you just git gud at breeding. It's not that hard.

Well if you feel like farming out those wings from ducklett you could manually raise their IVs without leveling.

user, those are EVs

Breeding is a chore no one likes, Gen 6 made it easier but it is still annoying

Those don't affect IV's, dummy.

I know that the breeding is not hard, but it just takes os much time to get the right dittos which you have to breed to be prefect and then use those dittos to breed other animals to have perfect IVs. It just takes so much time to constantly hatch more pokemon, check if they have perfect IVs, and then breed more if they don't have the right nature or imperfect IVs.

Those are EVs, not IVs

Oops my bad it's been a while since I've actually bred mons and did all that IV/EV stuff legitimately.

user, you have a 6IVs Japonese Ditto, right? RIGHT?

M8 why aren't you using Everstones and the Destiny Knot?

artwork looks off to me.

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I use the destiny knot and the everstone. It just takes so damn long to get all of it rolling.

I bred a few five IV dittos.

Gen 3 also added natures and double battles.

Chill nerd.

It is a meme.

does that and Colosseum emulate well?
I never really bothered checking them out

Dunno, never played it.

Extremely well. Gamecube games in general work great.

Crank up the anti-aliasing, and it looks pretty damn good.

lewd

She just wants what's best for you, user.

would totally get pokkun for her
to bad I don't own a dead console

Gardevoir is the best devoir.

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If the dog doesn't evolve into a Rockweiler, I'll consider it a wasted opportunity.

Hah! Found you!

Your thumbnails showed up in another thread.

you can just buy a copy and emulate it, soon. that way, they get the sales to guarantee Pokken 2 and more HD Gardevoir and you get to upscale the model and look up her skirt

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found who?

You and Gardevoir.

See:

Late night voir love time?

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I hate Pokemon and most of the designs gen 4 on up but these aren't even bad. Better than the starters outside of that Krill La Krill cat thing.

that aint me nigger

why are gardevoir poster the most insufferable? it's like posting lucario or lightning but slightly more attractive.

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Oh, did the thumbnails get fixed? There were Gardevoirs there and I realized someone was dumping the qt3.14.

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idk some ass who teases shit maybe but that aint me.

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Are we just posting pics of our pokewaifus now?

PDFs?

If that is what you want to do.

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> legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/
I'm calling bullshit on the literal translation, intentional or otherwise.

It's translated correctly, I can confirm.

Says the person with a fetish for Braixen.
I have reason to suspect you intentionally interpret it as such to help you fantasize your waifu faggotry.

The line is literally talking about marriage.

けっこんした　→　Kekkonshita　→　Married

I mean you can deny it all you want but if you take the time to translate that shit yourself you'll see that it's not wrong.

Monsterclownseal is growing on me.

It's not just that, the gen 4 library says pokemon and human relationships are canon

First thing I thought of

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Why is this point always brought up? It was written in past tense.

From what I have gathered from pixiv:
dic.pixiv.net/a/ポケモン×人間
it's more based on ancient Japanese legends where a woman turns out to be a monster in disguise (like in The Weaver of Clouds).
So while you might not be wrong in the most literal of sense, you are still largely ignoring the cultural context of the situation to justify your deviant tastes.

Lots of people don't worship Christ anymore, either.

You forgot the most important thing, battles that weren't slow as shit.

Japanese mythology is full of lots of instances of beasts pretending to be human. Kitsunes are youkai known for taking a human form and tricking humans ffs.

Nigga this is a universe where legendary pokemon are still around and catchable, even if this is considered a folk story in-game it's probably true.

Not to mention that apparently you can catch god.

Yeah, my point exactly.

My point is the text was to mirror Japanese folklore/ mythology. Not about fucking pokemon.

also:

have yourself checked for brain problems

Well it's still canon, so yeah- looks like people in the pokemon universe have married pokemon before.
Doesn't seem to be any counter evidence here.

Do you think that they'll have a Region Specific version of the Rage Candybar called the Alola Snackbar

So now we have a Koala when will we have a wombat
Also that ability for it is overpowered

How? You have abilities that do nearly the same shit but even better. Magic Bounce fucking reflects status attacks back at the attacker, and Espeon gets it.

Enjoy your bans, faggots

Is Gardevoir furry though? She's super humanoid- almost to the look of being similar to an android.
Actually is she an android, last I thought she was a grass-type pokemon right?
What the hell is she?

I think they'd be a bit more specific if they were trying to mirror Japanese folklore/mythology. Instead, they just say "pokemon" which is very broad.

Wew, and here I thought we were actually having a discussion

I made this fresh just for people like you

And if you don't like it without tits

We need more quality like this.

I laughed

You know it.

I'm not a pokefag, but this type of thing is amazing.

Canalave library contains the mtyhs of the Sinnoh region.

Sinnoh is based off of Hokkaido, Japan. It's as opaque as you can get.

At least I didn't resort to smug smug anime girls. Actually, no. Smug anime pokemon. That's the lowest of low.

You should check yourself for brain problems as well.

Says the borderline furfag. I regret the day I defended your kind to my Psychology teacher. He was right, there is something mentally wrong with it.

I love it

though Asscreed Owl has fuckall to do with the circus theme the other two have.

They sure know their audience.

Speaking of Pokemon, should I buy Super Mystery Dungeon or try it out first to see if I like it?

Are you still in high school? Why were you talking about furfags with your teacher? Are you out of your mind?

Super Mystery Dungeon is good but not as good as Explorers. I say it's worth a purchase but you should be pirating shit on the 3DS anyways.

Is it true that there are no missions/quests to do after recruiting everyone, other than going through dungeons?

This was in college. Because he showed us a video and asked us for our opinions.

I haven't 100% the game so I wouldn't be able to tell you for certain but I do know that every almost sidequest leads to recruitment.

Assuming the direct translation in that image is true it uses the plural of people on pokemon.

If it were a few isolated cases of blind men getting seduced by sentrats with magic like in nip folklore it not I feel, be considered normal. Nor would it be written the way it was.

The counterpoint being direct translation can lose a lot along the way.

That is another interesting thing to look at. Did pokephilia die out due to being seen seen as degenerate, or has the bond between people and polkamans eroded over time? The trend of the power of friendship and all that in the series would have me inclined to the latter. Then again most pokemon are field mice, hunks of metal, or birds and who wants to fuck that shit without it being heavily anthropomorphized to at least appeal to some sort of human sexual characteristic?

Canada just made beastiality legal though so I guess it's A-okay over there.

I lean towards the former. I was under the impression that the text was referring to humans evolving from Pokemon. Specifically the line, "people and Pokemon were the same."

Seriously? Fucking hell Trudeau.

I hope you're not paying for that, because it doesn't sound like quality education at all.

Thanks. Furrfag pokemon shit poster I just met online. Maybe one day I'll be as successful in life as you, but I can only hope.

wasn't that just some fag on halfchan saying "yep it was all me and everybody else is retarded"
honestly believing that is just as bad as believing any other source for these leaks