Turkey baster his ass

turkey baster his ass

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shit op/10

:O

...eww

disgusting.

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get out lewdie

What is that thing even?

Grim was right about Moogs making new threads.

I'm too lazy to come up with 100 reasons as to why /trash/ is better than all of 8ch

trump 2016

iunno some lady a /lewds/ poster used

who a girl irl?

P R O P A G A N D A

i'm a girl

At least it doesn't get Ddos every freaking day

Is that approval? :c

Well, here's a list I've gathered.
You, Manaka, Subtle, Loco, Chii, BC, Cooki, Fuji, Luka and I'm not really sure, but I think Tsuchi might be too.

I will beat you.

There's only two vaginas on that entire list.

*hug*

yes keep going

my pussy is tighter than yours

Hmph

I want to kiss that butt

I'm a girl in real life.

What about this butt?

I've seen contrary evidence

I'll ddos you

ehh thats not correct

That will be a waste of time and money lol

Come on Tsuchi, it was funny.

Thanks, I'll be off to play games again though.

All correcto de facto.

Thos pics I sent you weren't me. I actually have a pussy.

have fun~
:D

You're definitely the vagina-est vagina to ever have vagina-ed.

Wilco.

No u.

who?

you're scary then!

No evidence!

video?

You want a video of my pussy?

I'm not scary..

cl-orz series are pretty gud ;3

It's CL-orz?

I think so? The artist has done a ton of stuff though.

sure

I bet you want to destroy all men..

At least not online.

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how about go fuck yourself

Aren't you glad you're a girl then?

I understand your frustration.

I don't know how you can tell just by looking o.o

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butt frustration

IM NOT A GIRL

oh

Thanks

drake makes the best maymays

WITNESS ME

im a grill btw

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I want subtle to fuck me like in my mind break doujins

I prefer microwave ovens.

What does mind break mean?

Sex so good it somehow breaks virgin girls' minds.
Weird, male empowerment fantasy shit.

Some artists are very characteristic, Cle Masahiro is one of them. Animeflux, Rustle, InCase are other good examples ^^

i kinda want a grill. like jared letos joker

I want you to fuck me so good I'm addicted to it and beg for it like a doggy :3c

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im a boy btw

Trust moogen to ruin everything.

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InCase too much cock.

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time for a shower!

gaaaaaay

shut your mouth

some fucking top tier porn

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He was announced as being a part of the first Justice League movie.
Don't think it specified which.

"Overcome with pleasure/inability to form words or coherent thought"

OMG WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Whats gay about it?

I'm kind of dreading how shit the FLCL "sequel" seasons will be.

FUCK JONAH HILL WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME PENGUIN, FUCK ME RIGHT?

._.

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Huh. Apparently it's a "good guy", not a villain.

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it would be hard to top danny devito

what a waste

I want you to fuck me so good I'm addicted to it and beg for it like a doggy :3c

SLUT

whoa

I want wish to cuck me so good I'm addicted to it and beg for it like a doggy

I want you to fuck me so good I'm addicted to it and beg for it like a doggy :3c

Subtle you shouldn't give Desu anything and keep humiliating him in thread

If that's what you feel like. He did a long comic with some alien-ish girls which were pretty good

Cuck you? What do you think this shit is? Erased?

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You should specify "must be a middle aged man".

i WANT YOU TO kill yourself SO GOOD I'M ADDICTED TO IT AND BEG FOR IT LIKE A MEMER ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yeeeeeah!

How generous

I don't know what that is but if it involves you sleeping with black guys then yes I want it to be like that.

Tip top meme

Pretty much this

WOAH

It's a dank copy pasta maymay.

You all disgust me.
Good night.

I wish.

poisson grille-pain, poster pantsu

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meow

I don't have any pantsu in my dank maymay folder.

*pets*

Luka I got some chicken pot pie

I feel bad that I'm redownloading all of the monogatari series just to cap Episode's fabulousness.

Guess you'll just have to take some selfies then.

Not even the hope of lesbian coitus with the new mc will help it.

eww

hmm... i'm boring, so i'll prolly get chicken pizza later tonight.

I don't have any selfies in my dank maymay folder either.

he was only in like one second series episode wasn't he? And in the old kizu teaser from bake BDs.

i thought you liked girls

pizza isn't boring

He shows up with Gaen in the second season and in Owari to throw more crosses at people.

You look more like a girl than most girls I know. And I know a lot of girls

soft hair and flowery smells just upgraded my mood

how the fuck do you accidentally cut the wrong fiber wire
why do you even need to cut one

BC you ever been to flushing?

I bet the dude got fired for that

FIGHT ME.

He said chicken pizza though.

That's not even real pizza.

Your mood should always be 20/10 though

I'm 2 weak tho ;;

pizza with chicken on it

what's not real about it wishu

that's lewd though.

are you sure? ;~;
i can't seem to find flavourful foods en masse

"third party"
4hours that i know of that 5 towns here had no internet/phone/tv

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................................................................................................................................................

NM

Don't you mean Ikaros?

so is yuri~

You just have a girls conspiracy plot to eliminate all men! I won't be tricked

what if I don't??

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no
your version is impure.

It's pretty much the same as pineapple and ham on pizza.

THAT LOOKS SO GROSS OMG

Then I'll be super duper angry at you!

Subway is not cheap either

We're going to round up all men and find one true Alpha male for us to breed with and slaughter the rest. We're going to abort all male fetuses too

He already admitting to bumming money off people just to go to Subway.
That's beating a dead horse.

What Subways do you go to?

I KNEW IT. you don't even like teh poutine.

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FUCK PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

Ones where the cheese is gold-plated :c

I don't like it on a burger, no.

what's impure is putting clothes over sexy female bodies

stop acting like you don't finger yourself to naked girls like the rest of us

They should invent an alternative to sleeping.

bbut now im scared and thats not the good mood

I KNEW IT AAAGH
STAY AWAY

Crack.

nah. Fake Canadian. All Canadians sprinkle some poutine on their syrup.

It's a good thing it's not real pizza, then.

What? No diamonds?

Ehh? Why are you ehscared?

Yeah?
What is the realest kind of pizza, then?

You still need to sleep eventually.

Diamond prices are inflated by the people who sell them, gold is the real deal!

no
i won't fall for your tricks.

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I should skip sleep.

Neapolitan.

my dick is diamonds why don't you eat that

Please activate my almonds

Go for it. Nothing detrimental could happen.

wwel I don't wanna anger you

not a good plan

I haven't consumed maple syrup in the entirety of April!

Pepperoni, obviously.

Inflated? Just like my tummy after onii-chan fills it with semen!

Pretty legit

Hmm.. maybe i'll find some kinda thing to beef up my meal

You are so obsessed with Luka and their life lol

Ultracrack.

You seem to have really struck a chord with them!

alright. i'll wash it and then you can pass on the syrup

Oh god.
I forgot about that horrible reefer madness-esque plot.
To be fair, it was laced with Leo's blood but still, the Japs are worst than the US's far right in how they view.

yall a bunch of homos

ohh yay!
you're sooo nice

Oh man I hate things

Whippin' Maseratti

Skrrt Skrrt

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lag

Time to wait another hour for it to work.

This thread is dead.

Is this right thread?

This thread is dead

Died, huh?

ohh yay!
you're sooo nice

yall a bunch of homos

yall gay af

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Died, huh?

Whoosh. Hi

lag

Gilligan and Luka are my OTP.

I knew I had it somewhere!

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should this ever go through

I love you guys
always

goodnight

borked?

B R O K E N

copious amounts of milk

I had time to take a nap and it's still borked.

ground control to major tom

thred is broked

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lol

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Fix it moogs, fix it!

Ireally really wish I had pastries butt stores are closed ant I feel sleepies

my bank is telling me i should join the military

new taric>

true suffering is not known

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don't join the military

join me in bed for cuddles instead

yvan eht nioj

Simpsons pls

select all matching images until none remain

Eat my shorts.

I'd eat your shorts.

With sriracha

only if you look like that

neru save me i'm so tilted ;;

Pedo

Ihave not really played for a few days too much effortssstuff to do maybe this weekend

there might be urf

shitty music

shitty game

shitty post

congrats i giv -2/10

ur older than me!

i'm 9

i'm losing 3-22 right now
and it's not even 20 minutes

I hate Bebop

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Play better games

Maybe that would help

There's nothing better
If by better you mean depressing

9 upside down is 6! my age..

same tbh he's a jerkQ

Maybe Jhin wasn't such a great idea
Maybe we should've taken the warning in the select.

Happy weed day. How is everything?

Just play osu!

what about me

jhinn manes are alays awful

I accidentally a whole marijuana.

feels good man

this one was something real special

Terrible.

Give me a story to read. Something bittersweet.

i was gonna but then god struck a pharmacy ;-;

does weed makeyou even more forgetful

NEW TARIC IS SO STUPID~

SWOgfbgbfdok
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ITS FUCKING FABULOUS

I should.. lately I've found myself just spectating top 10 players for a while

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oh great it's weed day

can't wait to listen to everyone drone on about marijuana and how "dank" everything is

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I've pretty much stopped watching people since Cookiezi ditched Twitch for OpenRec.

Kore wa nan da

dank

filtered

Votre virginité anale est toujours la mienne.

nezi is just jealous because of being UNDANK

I'm actually not even high atm. Have you ever marijuana'd?

A short story? Idk, maybe Young Goodman Brown fits that criteria enough.

What do you mean? They sell weed at pharmacies there? I thought there were separate places for it.

A bit. But mind-altering things in general never seemed to do that as much to me as it does to some people; I never had trouble remembering what happened when I was drunk and stuff.

I couldn't even load that fucking site

nah they have their own shops, everyone just refers to them as that

Just get it from a dealer and avoid taxes.

No, never.

Just use a private JP proxy :^)

I went to a plant store butt it never ended up as anything =

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Do you even drink anymore?

What do you mean? You didn't end up doing anything lewd with the plants? :3

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I've been extremely tempted to recently.

But I don't really remember the last time I did. Valentine's day maybe?

Spooger Man

Why not do it if you've been tempted to? You wanna quit altogether?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yo waddup
Wheres my subway money nerds

Get a cup and go stand at an intersection.
Grow a beard.
Hold a sign saying you're a veteran and wear a camo jacket.

you know what he wants.

m

What does that mean? How high are you?

is wish luka

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yeah fuck these stupid black knights
full knight armor and he one hits me with his run stab

New

NEW TARIC IS SO FUCKING GREAT OMG
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